100% Eat - Caught in the Vortex %% Arby's White Cheddar Mac 'N Cheese and Orange Cream Shake

Episode Date: June 3, 2025

Nick is on one. This is what Our Heroes get for going back to back. Anyway, we gotta see if Arby's has the meats by getting a shake and some funky mac n cheese. We also get some BBQ sandwiches that Cedric the Entertainer made? This is pretty off the rails from Go and we're kind of baffled by Arby's previous high scores. Can this food live up to some confusing numbers? Sponsored by Shady Rays. Thanks, Shady Rays. Get 35% off polarized glasses at shadyrays.com - code EAT Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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to let you know if you need it. You probably do. I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co-host Jordan Sweers. Jordan, how are you? I'm the last one to talk. I started doing it immediately, he started talking. I don't know what he was saying yes yes we're sounds are coming out of his mouth when I

said shut up yes they were then he still ignored it went suck in that was yesterday that doesn't even I know has nothing to do with today we have so much So much. No look, suck it. We're gonna. Oh, he's pretty just- Shake. Ah. If I may, peel the coat. Hey, how are you? Yeah, good, thanks. We are recording like this episode like the day after last week's. Yeah.

So- But we changed our clothes. The Denny's adventures are still fresh in the mind. Yeah, top of mind and whatever was going on with Nick yesterday He just won't stop saying He's like the worst crash bandicoot

You just get naked in between him and Taz You see God? He got in the tornado. He got in the vortex. Two spinning creatures rubbing you down. Oh god. What's happening? Oh that's what he meant. I was confused!

Before the episode started, we were like, it's all business, and I went, I'm all pleasure, and then it was like, my business is pleasure, and they started saying like sucking off, paying for cranks. We were just saying that. We were saying, my pleasure, and then I say, I pleasure myself at business, you guys pay for it.

Pay for my kinks. And then he yells, pay for your cranks and then suckin It's always just like we're skirting something We're creating a Didn't want to come to this today. That's what bothered her. This clay statue. She would be like, she would be like...

Who has a hog? Who's cranky? Who's cranky? I've never played Donkey Kong. She still doesn't know who Crash Bandicoot is? No, she played that game. Honestly, she would be going, who's Taz? And then we'd have to explain Tasmanian devil to Gracie

Which is a whole other thing man? So anyway today how old were you when you realized that a Tasmanian devil was a real creature like it like in double digits I think I was still a kid. I think it was pretty pretty close to I think I had known that it was an animal But I didn't see one. Yeah while. Yeah, they don't look anything like it. Yeah. That was the culture shock. It looks like a little skunk. Like roadrunners are tiny, but still kind of similar.

They're like a little bird thing. They're not fucking huge though, which pisses me off. Yeah, they run through like painted holes in the wall and stuff, so it's fucking crazy. Got my jet skates, I can't catch one for shit. Tasmanian devils, they don't look nothing like that. No! No, they don't, don't they had him at the zoo When I like we go like field trips to the zoo and you see a Tasmanian devil and everyone be like oh my god

And then you'll get it you go imposter. Yes. Yeah, it's just a little creature And then they go this one doesn't spin and you go fuck this yeah, then what the fuck is it here? Can it go blah blah blah blah? Yeah, how come it's not talking to me crazy style like Donnie? God Yeah, how come it's not talking to me crazy style like Donnie? Why can't I see? I wanna see God Today we're reviewing the white cheddar mac and cheese and orange cream shake at Arby's and we also had You didn't put the name of the restaurant in there It says right there, it says Arby's. No, but not here. Oh, that's interesting That might be the first time I ever went up to the restaurant.

I know cuz I read it and it did come up. No, I didn't feel weird. I went it's Arby's. No, it's strange. Usually you're like Arby's. Yes. White Cheddar Man. Yeah, it's just the repetition. I guess that was just it. Oh, he didn't even care anymore. Two in a row? Fuck that. Fucking opinions. What? Fucking stupid assholes I was going to change it to our pinions and then I saw because it was just a copy paste from the last sheet and I put white pinions and I went

alright I know exactly what we're doing What do you mean? Ease pinions I don't know, was the sandwiches limited? They are but they're older and they're, it's part of a different promotion of what they're older and they're, it's part of a different promotion of what they're doing.

So technically, yes. I mean, if we want to include it, we had them both. That's kind of more of a food than it would be the first time there's a four piece review. So they also had a pulled barbecue pulled pork and a barbecue brisket sandwich brought to you by AC barbecue, which is which is, what's his name? Anthony... Is it Anderson? It's not Anthony Edwards. Anthony Anderson and Cedric the Entertainer.

And they're making like these sandwiches and there's like a sweet sauce and a spicy sauce. And we only got the spicy sauce because why would you sweet at an Arby's still? Is sweet for this guy? Is Cedric the sweet one? Because Anthony's on the spicy one. Yeah, yeah.

Do you think that aligns with their personalities? Yeah, probably. I think Cedric's very one? Because Anthony's on the spicy one. Yeah, yeah. Do you think that aligns with their personalities? Yeah, probably. I think Cedric's very sweet. Thick blood. That was... that sauce was... It was like the color of blood before it meets air. They were also... I don't think I've ever seen a sauce packet that big before. Huge!

Yeah, those things were huge. Huge! It was like that big. It was one for each sandwich and it was like, man... We have... there's an extra so you got We also didn't we also didn't get sauce at Arby's you guys were trying so well they They pull the fast one on Nick no, he could just asked I'm sure they have them He was screaming yesterday. We need to lot. I don't gotta read that

I was screaming he was screaming in the car on the way. Yeah Horsey to be fair ice. I said that I said my voice goes horse. I started him Single pull a lawnmower to get it going it was so Yeah, one try one going. It was so, it was fine. It was one try. Yeah, one try. One quick, I was halfway. Yeah. You said, you get to stand behind Eric and get sauce. He goes, oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah.

I actually need the horsey sauce. Yeah, unfortunately, couldn't be done. I spared you. Because it couldn't be done, because there was no sauce. Yeah, the sauce packets were removed. For just dispensers. It was behind the counter.

You're lucky it didn't stand over you as you, Gracie style, reached behind the counter. I let you off easy stand over you as you Gracie style reached by I let you off easy you're ordering and he's been never across fantastic for style is in front of the lady don't mind me Okay Weird head in that new movie man. Yeah, we're brown weird brow. I like Even funnier yeah They Place the order when we got there for some reason very crowded parking lot a bunch of people on the inside one table of like High school seniors maybe who are like graduation season yeah schools end and schools probably out

schools out for summer schools out for summer I was thinking about that one thesis line it was very funny I was playing doom last night and it was pretty good that was a good line but it was that and then a lot of old people hanging out yeah there were a number of old old dying people old dying they. Old dying. They were close. They were close, dude. They were wheezing.

Yeah. And then ordered, very easy. The woman was very helpful. Got the mac and cheeses, got the sandwiches. Michael had the great idea, oh, get two of each. And he looked pissed. I wasn't pissed. It was like, oh, that was a good idea.

I hadn't thought of that. My thought. He went, do we want to get the pulled pork or do we want to get the brisket? And I went, why don't we just get two of each and we cut them in half. So smart. And he went, it never crossed my mind. So rarely does he react that way to a good idea.

Yeah, no, I know. I thought you were annoyed because you were like, oh my God. It was more annoyance of like, great, now I have to confuse her. I gotta figure it out, yeah. I gotta explain it to him. No, no, it was very just like, oh, that never even,

I don't know why that thought didn't enter my mind. It's a great idea. You said nothing. He's like, yeah. Yeah, I was processing it, then I went back to the order because you're in the middle of the order. So we got that, and then she asked for my name, got the receipt, and then Nick immediately,

like RoboCop, do do do do do, beep beep beep beep beep. for my name, got the receipt, and then Nick immediately, like RoboCop, do do do do do, beep beep beep beep beep, and just firing, yeah, blasting my fucking dick off. Your name on it? Is that intentional? You put a K? Put your dick away, you're not at work. Put your dick away, you're not at work. Could be funny.

Deft, she spelled my name E-R-I-K. Some people spell it that way. They do. Scandinavian style. And he started asking if it was intentional. Yeah, was it a bit? Yeah, were you trying to be funny? Just getting lapsed.

Me and the woman working at the Arby's are in on it together. Did you have to explain it to her and then she laughed? Yeah. Oh, is that not her name? It is. But let me tell you.-huh here comes the twist Yep, well we would go when we used to go to like which wish Gavin would write like cuz you write your name on the back Give it to him. He would just write like Vincenzo

Or anything like that. I like that even gonna watch this I want to put a camera Which which is gone Eric you're crazy Where to go He was doing car captives which which which which is no longer there the one by the old office, okay? Well, I mean that one is we're gone too. So that one's just replaced by a different sandwich shop though Don't like yeah, I don't worry Bernie's gonna come in and fix it all up. That's Yeah, the witch which is coming back Mike which which to be better than the middle on that Mike sandwich I okay. I sure I yeah Mike and I that makes more sense white mics white white white

It's okay It's fine. Yeah, I it's like this right. Yeah, like on the sign. He looked he looks like Akinator He looks like, um, Akinator. It's like the same art style. He does. He doesn't have a hat on. And I walk in and I make him guess who I'm thinking of every time and they never get it right.

It just looks like it was drawn by the same artist. That place is like fine. I don't know that it's good enough to expand the way that it did. Let me tell you, if I'm going there, I'm just going to Chipotle. Yeah, especially that one right there. Oh yeah, it's right there.

Yeah, and I'm not even much of a Chipotle guy, but I love 21 Pilots, so that's my favorite. I've gotten so much. So you haven't been in like five years? It's true. I'm Mr. Blurryface. I've gotten so much free double meat at that place. Really?

Just they fucked up. Oh. Because we would go during lunch rush, and it's like 20 people. And they just went like. Because every person does like one thing, and they slide it down, And if somebody misses the... There's like...

It's not like the cashier or like the person who ordered... They have to put like a mark on the thing. And if they miss it, they miss... They're just too busy or like, I swear to God, it happened to me like once or twice. And then I went there once, I'm like, I wonder if I'm gonna get it free double meat or not. Wasn't like Joe jealous or something? Because he was only eating it every single day.

And I went with him like three times And I remember with a bunch, but I got like two or three times for free And it was like someone in front of us like we went like as a group someone in front of us full price me Free double Joe behind me full price and like but like he never said anything It's not like a rat. Yeah. Yeah, but he'd be like Like he never said anything not like a rat fuck yeah, yeah, but he'd be like Like in the line he'd watch him not mark. He's not writing you out, but he noticed yeah And then the one time I went maybe you'll get it this time and he got it that time Oh, you bestowed it. I did dude. It was like Stormlight. That's pretty special

That shard was done They've been doing I like it Cuz he's never mentioned before he asked about it. He's not here. Can I walk down? He just went oh, so you had the flashbacks and you went I? Didn't know what are you saying? Yeah? I didn't get it at all. I know almost done with the first book How long is it? I think it's like a 1,100 pages. She's us. I have like 200 left They're long ass books Wow. I'm on book five Five out of ten. Oh my god. He just and he just he just wrote the fifth Oh, he's making ten but like you can actually believe this fucker to make a book, right? He's actually

He cranks out like 1.5 books a year. Cranks off? Only at work. Yeah Yeah, he's written like 37 like novels in like 20 years or something. That's crazy. That's insane. How many books are you going to publish, Jordan, in your series? If I'm lucky, I'll write one book in my life. That's cool. I'll listen to it.

Wow. I'll read it. Okay. Well, I think what you're talking about is maybe just a phone call. I think so. No, that's cool. Here's how we get this Mm. This is genius. Okay. Oh, thank God. You write it. Uh-huh. I'll only read it because I'll do the voiceover

Oh, so you read it for the first time they're in the booth. Yeah, and I'll read one take then your style. Yeah, sure You reading it for the first time going no way Yeah, it's really gonna be like trying to like stifle commentary that doesn't make whatever and then keep going It's a first draft Then we can release it as the company yeah Work striking distance publishing yeah We're like though our logo is a little penguin with the monkey head yeah It'll be like camp camp again. You write it and I'll say it. I'll say exactly exactly what you wrote

But also I'll do a bunch of takes that are And I'll sit there and go And make someone other other people will chuckle and yeah Jordan keeps looking at his watch for some reason Jordan keeps looking at his watch for some reason. Jordan's got five other voiceover sessions today. Yeah, exactly. Usually it's like, how much time do we have? Oh, okay.

It's like, well you don't have to fill the whole hour. If we're done in 30 minutes, we can be done in 30 minutes. And I feel like that's just a waste. I drove all the way here. Yeah. All the way next. I drove all the way here where there's not any good restaurants until it's all closed now.

And it's not even a gym to work out in. It stinks like it, but not like for the same reasons. Arby's in general, not a place we've been to in a while. I don't think I've been there ever since moving to Texas. I don't think I've ever been there besides going on the show. I would never go to Arby's. Yeah, I would never go to Arby's Yeah, I would never go to Arby's Even before this show I think I like I probably yeah Yeah, like I went like maybe never once if I said I have an idea

There was one where I lived growing up that had the old sign like the big hat Yep, which is pretty cool Yeah, do I think then we have a big hat like we owned one in this and it says our piece of It lights up Doug Dimmadome style It's a crease on they just tore down the one in Hollywood the Or whatever. Oh, no, did it get a star on the walk of fame no it became a raisin canes Crazy so Was new he was gonna say it Michael's from podcast

at The raisin canes in Hollywood yes, bitch. I Just know I don't you for going there. I just know that there are people who are like lamenting the loss of the Arby's sign on Hollywood You know what I mean? It just added to the mad Wow That's it. That's the culture of our town Hollywood Arby's Arby's Arby's neon sign I saw an Instagram yesterday that was like people that people don't talk enough about how beautiful the drive is from San Antonio to Austin and it was and it was just them filming like Applebee

Recently where I was going down to San Antonio when we were gonna stop and get some fast food on the way And it had to be good at San Antonio I think I think it it specifically had to be Burger King because I was with my wife Oh the impossible offer and That you're gonna call it impossible wife You know my wife the impossible the only thing she'll eat white Michael and the impossible white What's what's the genre though, I think chasing the ghost of Mike illich Yeah, I mean honestly if we just keep walking through this episode. I have a feeling

I'm sure you're now just feed that in the chat GBT Copy and copy paste and don't read and then hand it to him and then he reads it out loud I'll have an outline by the end of this episode. Yeah, absolutely But anyway, we were gonna there was a Burger King like on the map and I was like, okay, we'll stop there I like I missed the exit. I was like, oh man, I don't want to like turn around right from Burger King Luckily two miles down the road. There was another burger. Are you serious? Like two exits. Yeah, there's like none in Austin. No, and that's just them. Yeah. Yeah, it's great And that's just them yeah, yeah, it's great

Tony was a Burger King town yeah, do I get ori yeah? They love the Spurs they love Burger King bunch of losers Burger King it's burger no different don't don't lump them Don't you don't you do it so it's burger King is it. What you uh what you're up in on Skittles blueberry watermelon oh See the team's jamins not as much together. It's just shove it in there Taurus wow Taurus give them the horns. Okay. Hell. Yeah, that's pretty cool. That's me Yeah, they sell these and they say, hook them. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. It worked, we got another one. You're already hooked. It tastes more like candy. And then when you finish it, you put horns down and it's sad. Should we do a menthol flavor?

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Service fees, exclusions and terms apply. Instacart, groceries that over deliver. Hey, you guys don't know shit about Arby's. You want to learn? I really don't. What do you mean? Come on. Oh, I really don't know shit about. Yeah, that's what I was saying. OK, cool. Good. I thought you didn't want to learn. I mean, you want to learn I really don't what do you mean come on? No, I really don't know shit about that's what oh, okay cool good I thought you didn't want to learn I mean I don't I also don't but I don't usually you're like Nick what's the date today?

The 21st of May 25 whoa our last armies episode was made 21st 2024 no way where we ate the Arby's chicken wraps. To the day? To the day, received an average rating of 84. What the fuck? They must've been really, they must've been really inoffensive. That's crazy. They were, I think they were very like,

like snack wrap style, like really easy. And they were like hammered down pretty cheap and like, oh damn, this might be like pretty good. Arby's, you know, they're taking the layups. This isn't, this isn't me being like, whoa, usually Arby's sucks. I just have no memory no memory of it. Yeah, don't read Arby's Yeah, I don't like I can't believe I eat Arby's a year ago. I don't like the roast beef, and that's all I know Yeah, exactly that's all anyone I could eat the best food from Arby's ever and I'm doing apparently did last year

Arby's was like one of our I think it was our second episode as 100% eat well all. All the hits, huh? Bleeping the bleep. Arby's. We're going back. We're doing it in order. Year two in order. Every year. Same, same forever and ever and ever. You guys fucking look, hey Rooster Teeth fans, you fucking love that repeating shit, right? You can't get enough of it. Stank off. You fucking love it every year. Wendy's fans. Oh, they love Wendy's sorry sorry race coming back May 21st was the date came out that's the direct okay so it's not exactly coming out like June yep you got him he fucking got you not as cute as you thought

of lies and we learned nothing. Yeah. Not a good fact. Officially. Damn. Damn. We cannot find the steak nuggets. No one has the steak nuggets. We don't know where they are and we can't review them. They're just hunks of steak from Arby's and they're hard to find. Why? Just slam down some Jack links and let's get the show on the road already. Monkey wants to dip them in horsie sauce didn't get any today Oh fuck he did He figured interesting idea. How could I not have thought of that? We should have got horses out for the thing Yeah, yeah So where are the steak nuggets? They are I mean them? Where are they?

They're the thing that everyone's talking about for Arby's right now, which is very funny for this other promotion That's going on nobody's talking about for Arby's right now, which is very funny for this other promotion that's going on that nobody's talking about. The steak nuggets are only in like a few restaurants are testing it before it goes wide. So we'll do it when it comes out. It's not wide yet. But it's got to be like dog food style food, right? We're gonna do Arby's again.

Yeah. Remember Alpo? Next year. Giant cubes. Like you have to think that Arby's serving you pieces of steak has to be... Can I get it in a dog bowl? That's exactly what it... That says Fido on it. A hundred percent.

It just must be like grisly pieces of nothing, right? Yeah. I imagine pretty dry. Yeah. They go for some really different meat here too, because that's brisket and we had the pulled pork. Neither one of those things is chicken, which is what everyone does. They're not messing around when they say they have the meats.

Yeah. They're actually following through. Yeah, except they're like, I feel like Arby's is embarrassed about having roast beef. Yeah, I think, I think they need to like maybe, I mean, subtly they're kind of stepping away from that. Yeah. You got it, but cool it Yeah, like don't make it the thing. Yeah

Cuz it's really doesn't really shove the Big Mac down your throat. It's just there Yeah, it's the thing that like I associate the most with them and makes me not want to go to the restaurant Yes, and I think that's I think that's the thing they definitely like shy away from yeah Make they should be in general now. They should make their identity more about that orange milkshake. God damn That's that's what they should do. Yeah. Yeah, aren't you glad I didn't know? Thanks for your help by the way There's some car chaos never seen it happen like that from Jordan It was like such Nick moves in the front seat happened right before we started filming

Yeah, like a like a minute as soon as we hit record, Nick was like, whoa, why you doing that? I think that's like the start of the recording. Nick was trying to hand, here's like the holder for all the drinks. I had taken mine out. Yeah, so there were three. And he's like handing the holder to Jordan, and Jordan goes- I didn't want it.

Jordan just grabs one and sets it down on my cup holder, and he goes, that one's Eric's. Yeah, and Nick's going, take it, take it, take it, take it. Nick's going, what's happening? And I kept saying, why would he take it? He's just the hand one back. I was with you there, dude. It was so good.

It was crazy. If it was Nick asking for help, I was happy to not give it to him. Had to not do it to him. It was a fun new dynamic. Someone wants to be deaf in their left ear. Maybe we'll see more of this going forward this year in year two To celebrate BBQ season Arby's released a clothing set called the 13-hour drip fit that has made entirely out of napkins

The outfit consisting of a Cuban style shirt and patchwork shorts is indeed made from napkins sewn together and will run you $85. At the time of this recording, they are not sold out. Which you have to assume is a negative, because it means they have to keep making napkin clothes for people that don't want it very much. Maybe the monkey should be a quirked-up white boy goaded with the wing sauce. Swag. What the fuck? Did Wes make that? Goaded with the wing sauce swag Did West make that

It's pretty good Take So those are it's made out of like napkin material on a buy one 85 bucks if you're not We should just go for yeah, cuz I'm gonna charge the company anyway Yeah, I already bought that Jack in the Box hat. Yep, it's a... What size would fit all of us? Medium I guess, but I have a feeling they're gonna be big. Get medium.

They're also gonna be made out of napkins. They're medium or small. They are good. Let's see. Yeah, you do it. See maybe there's a sizing chart. Oh, there is fit details. What back length feels better to you?

25.75 or 26 and a half? 20. Forgot my tape measure. Do you? I want it tight on the arms, the belly's fine, and I want it to rip across my back, like my Halloween costume that ripped at every single. For chest, a medium is 21, but a small is 70.

What? Huh? Damn. That's, talk about a Dorito shape. That can't be, but a small is 70. What? Huh? Damn. That's, talk about a Dorito shape. That can't be, that can't be right. I guess I'll just get medium. Sounds right. And then we can all take it on a certain day of the week.

Yeah. I mostly just wanna see the monkey. The brotherhood of the traveling napkin clothes. Whoa! And that's what the books about. The shorts look pretty cool. It also says not stain resistant. No, it's a napkin, that's what it's about. The shorts look pretty cool. It also says not stain resistant. But I mean.

No, it's a napkin, that's what it's for. Yeah, it shouldn't be. I hope there's, that's how you know you're wearing it. Yeah. You're getting stains all over it. All right, we're ordering it right now. Excellent, that's cool, I like that. $85.

Crazy. Hey, thank you, Patreon. Your money well spent. An Iowa woman and her boyfriend were arrested for starting a fire at the Arby's where they work. The fire, which was stamped out quickly, only caused minor damage and the culprits were identified after coworkers said the couple had asked everyone if the Arby's had smoke detectors. We think this investigation was still up in the air. Maybe they were just inquiring about everyone's safety. In fact, earlier today, the monkey walked up to all of us and asked if we were wearing any Kevlar vests today silly monkey

You know we love leaving our center mass exposed in the summertime Just good to know I'm always wearing my knife proof vest Though I'm not getting back stabbed Yep, yep, I have like how much was that I have like a $400 vest hanging my closet Is that the knife one? It's bullets and knives. Okay. I remember there's like a rating there was at some point. We were talking about knife Because like I think standard like the cheapest bulletproofs don't stop knives I mean, ah got to make sure it's got like X like a rating level

I think mine takes shivs. Order confirmed. Nice. Yep. It seemed extreme at the time, but people have like weapons for home defense. Yes. And I'm like, why not buy a vest? How many times have you worn it? You're gonna want it, you're gonna want to have it before you need it.

That's what I kept saying. And people said, Michael, you're crazy. I didn't keep saying that. And then I think on that episode, Gracie betrayed Eric. And we said that he needed that knife-proof vest. Hey, I'll bring it in next time Yeah, just collect if there is an extra time for her for us. You're the one asking about Kevlar vest Oh, right. Well led Michael he stopped paying attention and then kind of tuned back in

Just thinking about taz Talking about like two movies And finally We got a lawsuit. Oh no. A New York City woman is suing Arby's for shrinking their sizes but not their prices. Calling for the restaurant to reduce the cost on the customer. Even getting Congress involved in a federal push to fight shrinkflation. We're on board with the lawsuit until it states that customers rely on Arby's consistent sizes

at relatively consistent prices. No one has ever relied on Arby's for anything, lady. Arby's is a place you go when your friend goes, I want curly fries. And neither of you can think of another place that has curly fries. Arby's, jack those prices up and shrink your meat. Make your meat so small

that it's not even worth a tip at Denny's. Tip this. Get the jar. Get the jar! This is this guy. Get the jar! The shrinklation thing happening everywhere, all the time, whatever. Just private equity and greed.

That's all it is. But to say like, guys, this community relies on Arby's. Bro, you gotta move. That's definitely some public language. It is but to say like guys this community relies on our bees Bro, he got a move Go move to the Burger King where the drug dealers met with the mayor Yeah, like that's gotta be that's more of a community than the Arby's like get real. That's crazy I can't believe those guys would sit down with a criminal No I can't believe those guys would sit down with a criminal No Charges were dropped

Why don't you shut your mouth and charges were dropped mean nothing Fucking happened nothing happened. Nothing happened. What's the problem? Why do you think something happened? Why do you think they're having another election? Yeah? I don't know what you're talking about. I'm talking about Arby's Why do you think they're having another election? Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about. What are you talking about? Arby's has such a weird, I don't even know that like their limited time stuff is weird, it's weird the things that go away like the mac and cheese. Why would that not be on the menu at an Arby's

all the time? I feel like they've been trying mac and cheese a couple different, this is not the first time we've gotten mac and cheese here. No that not be on the menu at an RV's all the time? They've been trying mac and cheese a couple of different, this is not the first time we've gotten mac and cheese here. No, I don't think so, yeah. And it was bad before. Yes, yeah, I don't remember it being very good, but like the mac and cheese is a thing that people like, really, really, really,

it's a thing that communities rely on. If I'm getting mac and cheese from a fast food place, it's coming from KFC usually. I guess so. And that's not good though. No, but even this mac and cheese was fucking weird. It's very weird. It was strange. We'll get to it, but it was a weird one. The noodles so soft. Soft soft noodle. Yeah, but they can't help but make the noodle soft. Like I don't think Sad. I don't think whatever industrial complex is cooking the noodles that they're worried about getting them out just as al dente.

No, yeah, no, no, no. They're throwing a bunch of styrofoam that says stir before eating or whatever, moron. So it's like, yeah, not concerned with it. This is a curly fries restaurant, but they also have like the weird potato cakes. That's the kind of stuff that I'm talking about with Arby's where you go like, what is this?

Yeah, they're like, yeah, it's like, what if a hash brown was a triangle? Oh yeah, I don't think I've ever had those. No, but like, that's the kind of thing that they do. They're trying to set themselves apart. It's just not working very well because nobody thinks of Arby's is good. No, it's very much a roast beef restaurant.

And I think that I just don't know if they're ever gonna escape that I think of Arby's that sort of thing I would you escape that Arby's closed down and then another restaurant that is exactly It opened up in every Arby's location. Uh-huh had a different name Uh-huh the menu was the same, but I didn't have roast beef. It would be the best fast food restaurant That's I'm people don't even have the roast beef. Just put it like as number five, food restaurant. That's, I think people would go to it. I think they could even have the roast beef, just put it like as number five. Right, yeah. Yeah, bury it.

Yeah, just be like, we have it, but like, you know, that's not our identity. Yeah, we're not gonna talk about it. Yeah, it's definitely like Wendy's does chili in a baked potato, but it's not the chili and baked potato restaurant. Arby's is the roast beef restaurant, and I just don't, it feels old there. Arby's is the roast beef restaurant, and I just don't it feels old there Arby's feels old

They should call it BR's When they rebrand and just switch it around you think that it's you think that the name should be the same Like sounds as the name that it is now but the other one I thought you were saying like it's old it's called like B Arthur's oh I thought you were saying like it's old, just call it like B. Arthur's. Oh! Well Golden Girls kinda action. Yeah, I would eat there. Go eat it, that's pretty good. Look at him go.

Good old B. Arthur's. Thank you for being a friend. Woah. Uh, but Arby's as a restaurant is just sort of like, does it survive? Does it survive? Yeah. Does it survive? Does it survive? Arby's is like a time of like like fucking TV dinner. Yeah, like yes like Hungry Man dinner

Yeah, it's like I'm the man of the house, and I want roast beef. Yes, and I was like society I think why they thrived on it. Yeah, who the fuck do you know that's like my favorite food is roast beef? Right, you know what I mean was to be like my grandpa like my dad like roast beef yeah yeah I think that's what I'm saying I think that I don't give a shit about roast beef anymore yeah I don't exactly it's not like it used to be like roast beef it was like who likes it enough to go have it at Arby's yeah right and who it was that's not that's not roast It's like when people were like, you know, uh fucking Boston Market like oh

that was Arby's was up there with them and Like I'm surprised they're not fucked yet it and it doesn't definitely could be but it doesn't feel like they are Like the quality of their stuff is always like fine. I like I don't think it's ever like this is fucking abysmal What are we doing here? It's always just fine. Yeah, it's just weird how it's in like the seats here It's a blast time. I got 84. Yeah. Yeah, but again, that's like the quality they kind of turn in where it's like wow This is kind of meat Mountain Everyone wants us to eat meat. Everyone was saying try started the did you try yet? I've never had it and I never will Yeah, pretty much.

Meat mountain! Unless we really make it a goal for something and get people like sign up and then we do it, like that's fine. Yeah, we've got to make you pay for it. That is smart. Get us a million dollars. And the CeCes.

Okay, we'll do CeCes after we do meat mountain. So never. We're never getting CeCes. We're never getting meat mountain. Was Arby's the restaurant that you made your wife go to later the day when you had Arby's for? Yeah. It's the first restaurant my kid ever ate at.

That's insane. Don't. He's trying to make new dads. Oh, well I hadn't earned the role yet. When he's old enough to ask the question of what's the first restaurant I went to, please come up with something else. Yeah, thank you.

I don't think I've ever asked, have you ever asked that question? I don't know the answer, I've read it in my children. I don't really... Oh, he kept track. It was recent. Well, it's... When was it?

When was it? I wouldn't remember... 2021. Right. I wouldn't remember six months later. I don't care. It's not a momentous occasion. We're getting on to 2026.

The kid in the restaurant was like, no, it's 2025. What's the first movie you remember seeing like in the theater? Ninja Turtles. That's the one that I remember, but I'm sure I went to something before. Yeah.

And cried like a baby the whole time. I remember Ninja Turtles and running up and down the aisle at like the end of the movie, like the music's playing and like running around with like my friends going like, where are the Ninja Turtles and running up and down the aisle at like the end of the movie like the music's playing And like running around with like my friends going like we're the Ninja Turtles I've been to movies for sure probably for years But the first the oldest definitely the oldest we remember like getting excited about wanting to go see was Space Jam Oh, wow, like I remember begging to go see space. Wow. I remember seeing Space Jam in the theater. Yeah And I can't I can't even remember like I just remember like like can we go see this fucking movie? And my dad took me and he I went to like four movies with him in my entire life

He was he was not a go-to-the-movie person now my dad sat at home and he watched his VHS tapes He watched all his Harrison Ford movies. Well, see I remember Tommy Lee Jones movie I remember the popping volcano VHS tapes because I mean we had we had them so like those were just like on loop all the time Yeah, so I just by the sheer number of them I remember them, but I don't remember going to the movies to see like Pocahontas or right the Lion King or something even though I'm sure I did I saw both of those in theaters. Yeah, I remember that Yeah, uh you're older than get a fucking life Get nine of them, like, cat.

Okay, and Nick keeps holding up Mascula Phantasms. Yeah, that one. I remember having that VHS. Yeah, I felt like you could buy that. I remember that being a VHS that you could buy at the grocery store. Like, that's what I remember that as specifically. Like, going to Ralphson, it's like,

why is this movie at the grocery store? They have a special deal with Ralphs. Fucking Batman's everywhere, dude. Yeah, fuck crazy. Watch out, get your ass. Nuts. What, like, I don't think I went to the movies more than probably five times with my dad, but we rented a lot of them.

We rented a lot of movies. Yeah. Like a lot of these just, we rented movies. That was like the Friday mess. I was at Blockbuster a lot, mostly video games, but. And I get fucking pissed, like when I was old enough to go as a teenager, like 12 or 13, I'd go to rent a game and they'd be like, you can't rent anything,

you owe $60, because my brother would never fucking bring his shit back. And we just had one card. I'd be fucking pissed. I'd come there with chains to rent Mario Party for the ninth time. I remember when I was old enough to like ride my bike to the blockbuster and go to blockbuster by myself and rent

something. I felt like such a grown up. Yeah. The there was a video rental place like a little mom and pop one next to our grocery store. So my dad would go there all the time and he'd just be bringing back movies all the time that he's rented. Yeah. This will like everything else age me a bunch or whatever.

I remember, wait, I had my own Blockbuster account. Riding my bike to the Blockbuster, and it was like the summer, and they had 99 cent like movie rentals. Dude, what more do you need? And I watched like, I remember renting just like every James Bond movie, every WWF VHS. Like, I would go, I would go like same day.

I would go ride my bike, go get the movie, go home, watch it, go back, return it, and then rent another movie. And they also had a program where it was like rent so many, rent so many and you get like this one free or whatever. It would do that a lot. And that was like a whole summer of just renting tape after tape after tape and just watching so much shit. And then I'm like, I'm going to go to school for movies.

And now that's the thing where I just go, why do I have a fucking degree in this? Movies suck. Well, you're using it at least. Movies are fucking garbage. This? Oh no. Oh no.

This is kind of like a movie. Yeah. This is the length of a movie. I mean, at least I, this is kind of like a movie This is how long movies should be I That's why black bag is so good. That's what I'm saying again the perfect in-and-out 90 minute movie So good, I played and ran in video games my whole life. Yeah, at least got to work in video games. No, yeah Yeah, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, he didn't go to senior year You talk about homeschool homes over one of the early early. I was on we're talking burning was talking about that and Wait, did you finish high school? I? Maybe should ask

You have a diploma. Yeah, he genuinely would like thought of it in the conversation It's what does it matter? I know I'm here too late I think what gotcha I think your path in life was detrimental to so many people that went I could do that too Oh sure and and no you can't No, I didn't even do it. I just got here. I did nothing I just showed up People go he was okay. He was gonna do that anyway. I I should go to school. I don't have to go to school That's not right. It got all it could be oh no Don't do that do what I did at least graduate from high school at least try college

Decide you don't like it and then graduate on paper Yeah, yeah And then drop graduate on paper We have degrees and we're writing these coattails, yeah, that's the big brain Got I got yeah, but I'm sure Jeff went to Jeff went to army Like college I got to Austin like everybody at Rooster Teeth was like at my age like just getting out of college Yes, yeah, like they got their shit together. What do you mean? You're all in debt? Yeah, how much do you owe? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I was like, ah, you know, I was just working like a regular old job. I don't have that much money Do you have money? Yeah, you have plus dollars. I was like yeah, yeah

I've I've moved. I'd like $10,000 my checking account. They're like You're rich. Yeah, can honestly say one of the best decisions I ever made was I got accepted to pace University In New York, and I saw how much it would cost. Oh, yeah, and I was like I Don't think I'm gonna do this. Yeah, I think that's the best decision $10,000 is how much I would save up at a job that I didn't like and then quit and see how long I can make Ten thousand dollars. I kind of did that but just moved here. That's right Right you you you they were paying you so little you were like, well at least I have money saved. Yeah

Yes You so little you were like well at least I have money saved. Yeah Yes Exactly we're gonna offer you exactly what you're making but now you live on your own. Oh, yeah in a different state Really? It's a big so it's a huge big Take well, that's what first I said no What you should do is think about it like I don't But people want to work here. I don't Not for that. Why would I want to make less? Yeah, think about it like a gift card. Yeah Think about it like a gift card. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep

May it work. Yep. Yeah, I think so. So anyway, please finish school Follow your heart. Yeah, if if you need to finish school to subscribe to our patreon nothing else matters There you go, but if you're loaded already, or you're like you got a windfall coming who cares Just sit back and collect that inheritance is coming fast. Yep Mm-hmm. There's there's the mindset of like if you come from family money and like you're Successful because you come from family money Which is wrong and you're like you think you're better than people because you got money and you didn't do shit But you think you do I disagree with that logic if you come from family money and you go Oh, I don't do anything my family's rich. Why would I work that's thumbs up?

Right. I feel the problem if I just had like a ten million dollar trust fund I would be like why the fuck am I gonna work? No, no, I'm not gonna gonna walk around say it's my money, but oh, do you believe that they just gave it to me But I don't there's anything wrong with that like no I need to be successful on my own if you want to great Do you need to fuck no give me money? God give me my money give me my money, and I'll be happily tell everyone I didn't earn a goddamn dime got no problem Shit don't care. Hey you want me to buy your lunch? You know there's that there's that there's that phrase if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs the signs would be this podcast ends. Yeah. Oh, yeah

Bye still do it. Yeah, I think I would do yeah, I think this would be like I don't think we Didn't be even cooler because we like rich guys doing a podcast for no reason Yeah, we talked about the face jam jet we talk Yeah, and then we can talk about Airport construction all we want no one can stop us Jordan let's learn about the food also. We definitely talked about airport construction on like to Michael Yeah, so we're rich on that one yeah, we did it All right the white cheddar mac and cheese Smooth and creamy white cheddar macaroni and cheese period. That's right

Go ahead they added the word smooth. Yeah, everything else is the descriptor. That is true Orange cream shake don't never believe it. Okay, it's an orange cream flavored shake with whipped topping. Oh They're not even there's not even pressing that's it. Hey Jordan. Oh, thanks. Sure. Check your phone. Yeah Breaking Go ahead Those are the press material Pivot he just found that so quick. Hey's not a pivot we decided this 40 minutes ago Yeah, and so we got now we have this is the pivot this is how Walter Cronkite did it wouldn't breaking news

Like oh look who didn't finish their job After this break good night and good fuck good night and good fuck now this dude is damn it Nick was telling me earlier bring back Matt Lauer haha talking like what's the button under the desk do haha up to oh my god Brian Williams He's like I just survived I saw a helicopter crash. Okay. I read about a crash. It happened watch like YouTube shut up

Quarter pound pulled pork sandwich Arby's pulled pork is smoked for six hours over hickory wood creating a delicious fusion of chunky bark pieces In juicy Smoky shreds of pork. Is that real bark? Don't worry. It's bark is worse than his bite. Chunky Chunky bark pieces topped with sweet garlicky dill pickles and served on a toasted sesame seed bun This sandwich brings you that perfect bite every time mm-hmm. What the fuck? What what's going on? Oh?

Yeah, you wouldn't know yeah Quarter pound brisket sandwich for those who crave a rich meaty flavor the 13 hours Star you look You literally can't help it Thanks, I give crazy paid attention Nick just say just say what you want to say I'll suck ya Don't worry Nick, it gets better with a melt in your mouth tenderness and a savory smokey profile that's hard to beat

This ship's falling apart Oh my gosh Second wind! This sandwich is stopped I can go twice! With the same sweet garlic-y dill pickle. Got a little more blue chew. And served on a toasted sesame seed bun for that perfect balance of flavors. Oh shit dude. I just need five minutes.

I need to take a drink. I need to take a breath. Quote, AC BBQ is a labor of love said Anthony Anderson and said the entertainer at the same time Okay, one two three AC barbecue is a labor of love We put so much time and energy into this product We wanted to partner with Arby's so that people across the country could feel like they are meeting us as they-

WHAT?! In their mouth WHAT?! As they spell today It is not. Wait! So people could feel like they're meeting us as they take a bite of their sandwich. Did you feel that way?

Did you feel like you were meeting anyone? No. Anthony Anderson. Wow! These are people I don't really want to meet. Yeah, right. Or meet, M-E-A-T. We wanted people to feel like they were meeting us They also want these sandwiches to convey the joy fun and feel good experience that barbecue brings all while enjoying a great tasting

Quality sandwich. What? That's still about the sauce or is that back as a sandwich? Well, they had to give Arby's some love because because thank you right money. They're writing those coattails How are we not sponsored by blue chew? I feel like that's an easy one. Oh, I thank you right money. They're writing those coattails. How are we not sponsored by blue chew? I feel like that's an easy. Oh, I can I can ask you. I'm sure we could sure we just get one Yeah, yeah, I was talking about sucking and then leaving tips. Honestly would make more sense than any other spot Like there are the ones that we get that we try it in a blank sample man Then there are the ones that like backwards work.

Incredible. Incredible. I don't need it, I just use it. I don't need it. It is for fun. Well, I loved meeting AC barbecue owners, Cedric Alexander and Anthony Anderson, but. That's his name?

What are you talking about? What are you talking about? But before we get to our review, That's his name But before we get to our review we have a segment where we hear from you in you Are we gonna divvy this up because one of these is as long as the other two I'll do the third one All right, cool. Here's Mason E. Okay enough with the emails Mason E Go ahead say great first line run and I mean sprint away congratulations to you Arby's and shame on you for giving me food poison can grad hey congratulations congratulations actually shame on you

yeah hey run and I mean sprint they're gonna get me I was throwing up coughing and feeling like absolute garbage for the past four days I know it had to be Arby's that gave me the food poisoning because that's the last thing I ate for a while Food for days, but the food is not even the only thing that is poison about this place The service is just very rude service. I was felt like I was being rushed when there was no one else around. This guy fell apart fast. Let's get from poisoning. I'll probably get the same service in prison.

Wait, now I would, I will? Yep, I will probably get the same service in prison. I understand why there was no one else around because everyone else probably got sick. Harbys is dried up poisonous junk that they dare to call and serve that food. He's so close to like making sense. Shame on you, Arby's and shame on you. I will be back. Never. So why is this guy going to prison? So why is this guy going to prison?

Hey, well he was asking if they ever smoke detectors work What the fuck? It's just every time Every time somebody goes somewhere and something goes wrong. It's like and they're the most vile disgusting food ever Why'd you go? Why did you go? Why did you go? You poisoned me it had to be them. I ate it. This Arby's that we go to This Arby's we go to it looks like shit from the outside. It does! It's in a- It's nicer on the inside. On the inside it's really nice. The inside's fine. It's in a shitty parking lot ram-jammed on a fucking service road. Dude, it's bad.

It is as close as you can get to the sidewalk while still being and I assume code yes But it's fucking crazy, so it's in like the worst spot. Yeah, it's terrible, but then the inside's fine It's like any other Arby's clean. There's nothing wrong with it, but like You're right. We'll see about the food poisoning, but yeah, you're right the and Nick with the prison About the reviews where it's like I hate the food and I never even like the food to begin with. Anyway. They racially profiled me because I'm white but also the place is filthy and disgusting and dirty and there's pissed and shit and they don't wash their hands and there's roaches everywhere and it's vile and it's horrible but I'll call a manager and maybe I can walk up to the drive-thru next time. I'll be back.

Yeah I'll be back. I'll call, I'm trying to get some free coupons Like I want to go back. Yeah, it's always the pivot to just start It's like when you get wouldn't like incels get rejected by absolutely like oh wow you should go out. Oh, no You ugly bitch. Yeah, whatever you're fat. Yeah Bitch great. Thank you. You ready you review about this Jesus Christ Sagi I'd sad bitch Keeps saying fat bitch yeah, she's saying in the episode, but then we filmed something after yeah Yeah, that doesn't come out and she's saying yeah I'm saying and I said and it's funny cuz now it's gonna be so far apart, I went,

man, it's gonna be wild for someone that didn't watch the episode where you're saying fat bitch because someone in the review said that. Gracie just came on, fat bitch, you fat bitch. You fat bitch. It will be so out of nowhere. You'll be like, what has gotten in her today? Fired up. She loves to just repeat something she hears. Yeah. She just does it right when it happens.

Like there is the getcha, getcha, getcha. And then there's also like if someone's like, and he doinked me, and she'll just go doink. She does it all the time. I get that. Man, all right, let's go to the next one. This one's from Jeffrey W. I can only assume it's actor Jeffrey Wright.

Yes, it is. Absolutely. You people really need to train your workers better. I had a not so good experience with a door-order I ordered a beef and cheddar meal which was cold plus no horsie sauce in my opinion get with the program Yeah, what the fucking horsie program in my opinion get with the program in my opinion sprint away These two can almost make a phrase together. Pop quiz, hot shot. Get with the program. Like there are two. These are coal ism. They're coal ism. They are. This is like when Cole says one in Rome, build it in a day. Absolutely. Cole

just sort of puts phrases together and you go, huh? It's like you learn these things by noise. Is that how it goes? Man, but I've been laughing at, like since last night when I read this, in my opinion, Get With The Program is so fucking funny to me. You can just say, Get With The Program. Get With The Program, in your opinion? Keep in mind, this is just me saying this, Get With The Program.

Thank you. I can't believe Jeffrey Wright would say that. This is just me saying this get with the program I can't believe Jeffrey Wright would say that also Barbosa I heard him say it and it's like wait what? It's Jeffrey Rush I didn't have to look at my web Barbosa. Uh-huh. There he is. Yeah. Uh-huh. I didn't hear Barbosa. Oh, I'm you take my phone now, and I went pretty sure I know who Jeffrey Wright is yep uh Jeffrey's not even spelled the same way with that. So that's true. This guy has a problem with door dash

Yeah, not always our bees yeah, the door dash forgot the horsie sauce Arby's has the horsie sauce yeah, I Know I feel like the door dash guy asked for it they went when I fucking give him to you fucking tell Jeffrey Wright that fucking Pirates Force sucked Barbosa tell Jeffrey Wright to bring back Westworld one. One more you review. Here's Dan H. Alright here we go. Dan H. says, they aren't too friendly or keen on people buying their sauce. Another one. I asked the drive-thru order taker for two large cups of Arby's sauce. I'm sorry two large. Can you order by the cup? Like a drink cup? Yeah. I asked the drive-thru order taker for two large cups of Arby's sauce hoping to pay a couple of bucks

and have enough to put on my hamburgers here at the house for a few COVID-19 self-quarantining weeks when I got to the window and I paid I received a bag with two portions cups of sauce for 59 cents each so I told the lily fella in the window that I asked The order taking lady for a large cup and then I used my hands to show what size a large cup maybe Now I this is how much sauce I want yep Then charge me then the husky order-taker lady hollered past the cashier boy at me that they quote don't have any large cups So I said perhaps you can put it in a small soda cup The drive-thru order taker then instructed the drive-thru cashier to charge me for six more cups and proceeded to storm off in a huff

Shortly after paying again. I received six more one ounce portion cups and a blank stare from the skinny Indian cashier fellow There were a few cars behind me so I drove off after doing the math when I got home Oh my god dollars plus per 16 ounce sounds more like steak prices than sauce prices I'll likely spend less on the hamburger meat from Sam's than the sauce. I bought to put on it This is a guy who just went why I'm sure That I can buy cups of sauce a thing they don't offer right But also he was like I'm willing to pay I'm willing to pay for it. then he does the math I paid too much

He's a this is like the most insane. I the thing that really sent me Isn't even husky lady and I like the crazy shit or whatever It's when he said so I said perhaps you can put it in a small soda cup like oh Me thinks the answer That really should have pulled him out of the car and beat his ass. Like, what the fuck? Also, to put himself on blast to go, yeah, I tried to buy soda cups filled with Harvey sauce.

I tried to do something you can't do. I'm the normal guy! Yeah. I'm the one. I'm normal buying sauce in a cup! He's Indian! So explain that! That guy's husky!

Fucking crazy! Crazy! I'm trying to offer solutions to problems I'm causing! Dude, I just- Um, mayhaps, I believe. Fill it in a fucking soda cup. What the fuck? You have cups!

I've seen them! Let me drink my sauce! Charge me for Sprite! Fill it with sauce! I want it to, um, so I want it to have to save for a couple of weeks for some COVID quarantine. Also, can you put a straw in it with that cup? Yeah, no shit, dude.

Oh, it's easier so that way I can put it on my burgers later put Arby's sauce on your hamburgers Yeah, he likes it. Who is he Nick? This guy is dude Nick wouldn't even do that I mean he would but probably probably not from a cup. It's No, if you're making that's the line. If you're making a hamburger What kind of shit meat are you using where you're like, you know, it's really gonna fucking Sam's but like what like is that like raccoon meat? Like what the fuck are you buying? 99% lean. Oh Just doesn't it just you put it down and it doesn't even like cook it just bones Yeah, well done

There's no like like 80 20 at most yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like If you do 93 7 you can get away with it. That's crazy. I think 93 Michelin star chef. Yeah, you can save By putting two cups of army sauce on it Drown it fatten it up. Hey, have you seen ads for this new Gordon Ramsay show? What is it? What is it?

I can't figure out what it's about. They put up like cameras and stuff in a restaurant and then he's in like a mission control and like watching them. And I think at some point he comes in to help them. He's doing remote Ratatouille. I don't know what, I don't really know what it is. It's just like that

That's your arm. It's what every commercial shows and then I'm like jerk off Do you think I think he's spying on do you think he's controlling do you think it's an impractical Joker situation spaghetti I put the spaghetti on your head I didn't know about this. Yeah, it was no cheat on your wife Sal would never know that we know of Sal Sal will cover his track Dude I bet that guy that guy atby's... He's a practical joker. The guy at the Arby's who looks like he's from the East Coast, I bet that guy's name is Sal. Oh, it could have been a Sal.

That guy looks like a Sal. Big time. I didn't need to hear him speak. Just like, this guy, this fucking guy. I walked in and was like, whoa! It's just what people are shaped like. This fucking guy. Yeah. I walked in and went, whoa! I'm back! It's just what people are shaped like.

It's like a caveman thing. They don't grow eye in other places. I drew that guy. There was an old RTA about this guy who had a spicy sauce called The Man. I had to draw the most like the most like lumpy looking dude I drew that guy that's awesome well you brought him to life and now he goes to Arby's looking for the sauce. He had that hair and that body. Yeah he's looking for the sauce every day. What we heard from you and you review but now we need to hear from our

heroes in their review. You didn't write anything for this part. What do we say? What am I supposed to say here you you review the food score from zero it says business wink wink eggplant emoji water school told you one reading we are reviewing the white cheddar mac and cheese orange cream shake and then in a last-minute pivot the hour ago the pulled pork in the brisket sandwiches and hours ago pivot ah What a pivot Jordan, I was a really good idea to review what I mentioned he went That's his good idea face

The worst part of this was definitely the white cheddar mac and cheese So weird I say worst, but like even then it's like, the worst part of it is the pasta. Like the macaroni is just bad. It's the soft thing. And then like the consistency of the cheese makes it feel like that KFC stuff. Yeah. And it's like, it's never good.

I also don't know what they did with the white cheddar because they, maybe they got in with like CRISPR or something and like genetically modified it to like ramp up the flavor DNA wrong because it's the most White Cheddar eat white cheddar I've ever tasted to the point where like you put it in your mouth and you just go What's happening? Yeah, like you recoil? Stronger yeah. Yeah. Well the macaroni disappears

Yeah, right touches your tongue. Yeah, then a cheese. Like a raccoon washing cotton candy. And then it just becomes a cheese meal. I think it would be much better with the exact same cheese, but better quality macaroni. Yeah, because it's like, it's too strong for the pasta. Yeah, I wanna say, or like maybe some other textures, I'm like, if they put some breadcrumbs or something. Yeah, if there was something else that helped.

Like some garlicky breadcrumbs? The macaroni's gone in like a second, and then it's like five seconds of cheese. It's so much cheese. It doesn't leave you and it's coated your whole mouth. And it's strong and weird, like almost smoky with its flavor. It's really strong. It's like real cheese.

It doesn't match with not real macaroni. It's like cafeteria macaroni. It's a rare thing where it's like, it's so flavorful, but I think that's bad. Yeah. I think it's too much. It was really bizarre. You know how sometimes truffle is like too much? It's pretty similar to that. It's kind of like that. Yeah, it was just too much. It was really bizarre. You know how sometimes truffle is like too much? It's pretty similar to that.

It's kinda like that. Yeah, a really overwhelming savory flavor. That far. Yeah, crazy. I've eaten truffle and like, dude, I've eaten truffle where I'm almost like repulsed by it, but I'm like, but I like this. But I'm just going, oh.

That is probably, if I can do it, take a bite and you're like, this is good, this is good. Is it? That's probably too much truffle. It's like kombucha. Yeah. I'm like, is it? No, I can do it. You take a bite and you're like this is good. This is good. Is it? That's probably too much truffle. It's like kombucha. Yeah, I'm like Is it? No, it's I like Ah! What? What the fuck? Hooting and hollering at it.

And then you just go Haha! Um, so yeah, I think that one was the worst part. It gets progressively better the the Brisket was the weaker of the two sandwiches that pulled pork was good I think the pulled pork was pretty good it was really good it had like it was like cooked well very soft when you put the sauce on it yeah we did we did we did the spicy sauce I'm not gonna lie it was pretty good sauce yeah it was it was I appreciate a thicker. So yeah, where doesn't run. No, I hate like fucking wet barbecue sauce. Yep

Oh, it's just this was yeah, I didn't like it like the army. Are we trying was like so oh, yeah, so wet Yeah, we dabbed. Yeah. Yeah, it was like water ketchup. It was so it was watered down ketchup But yeah that pulled pork was good. I didn't mind the pickles that much on this one. So he was screaming about him I just he went he went on both Yeah, that was me. I looked at the other one. I put it on both you I know he was pickling Ellen I just assumed it was the same picket voice. I wasn't looking at you so I couldn't tell But I think the star of the show yeah, is that milkshake sure Jordan was screaming I mean Here's the thing Jordan was screaming because he likes these. He's always talking about them.

It's the best shake you can get. The rare twist is I sucked it down for anybody. You fucking destroyed that thing. Go watch the ride along where it's gone in the middle of the ride along. Yeah, I was hungry. And I was saying right before we got it, like, I like milkshakes sometimes, but I'm usually chocolate vanilla I'm not usually a huge fan of like the creamsicle orange. They're too orangey for me. I was like, um, this is fucking delicious

Oh, it's so good. They did such a good job of like having the flavor, but it wasn't overpowering They found the fucking inhaled that it was like it's it's a nice split between orange and like the cream like the vanilla cream Usually it's just orange. Yeah. Uh, I fucking sucked it down. I was like, I'm getting a stomach ache later. I did have a lot of that. I came in and immediately took a second one. Yeah. Yeah, you lactate it up. So this is why I tend to think that Arby's might be a good restaurant outside of the Rosie V.

It's so crazy! Yeah, the macaroni, and I say even the macaroni, the pasta was the worst part. Yeah. But like, at least negligible. say even the macaroni the pasta was the worst part. Yeah, but like At least negligible. Yeah, at least the cheese was doing something to sign I think the other stuff carried it up for me. Yeah, I'm hitting it with a 77% Wow Pretty good. I'm pretty much Inagreance here. I however I thought I like the brisket better, but I fucking love brisket So they were both soft like the brisket was definitely softer than brisket.

But so is the pulled pork. And I was like, it's already pulled. How is it softer? So soft. It was good. It was barky. I'm probably like in the same of just like, if you're pulled pork and brisket, I was like that.

But they were both good. I'm glad we got them both. I thought the brisket was like just a little dry. The sauce actually worked really well. And I was glad they weren't fucking huge. Yeah I want fuck tons of meat. I hate that shit. Yes All you're doing is just like chewing between the two have nothing. I ate one sandwich. Yes feel great. Yeah Yeah, I had a couple bites of the mac and cheese and I ate that was enough you have this Yeah, that was enough and I already sucked that whole thing. Um, I really enjoyed it. Actually, there's actually a pretty good meal

I'm gonna do I'm gonna do an 83% Wow That's an average score of 80 and at the beginning of this going how is it 84? I gotta be honest I there's no way that this wasn't better than that. I assume we were just feeling generous I think there's some generosity and some surprise yeah probably I think we're I think we were coming off of like we're launching what are we doing probably but I would say try any of these I think you'll be disappointed with the macaroni unless you like cafeteria macaroni yeah which is just something wrong with you but uh the the shake and both sandwiches were pretty

good yeah I still won't go to Arby's. No, I thought I'd go to Rudy's Yeah, if somebody gives it to you. Yeah, I would eat it. Yeah, I was I was pleasantly surprised I can't believe how good it was his Arby's. Yeah, and it was fast It was so fast and it was like every like everyone was hopeful. We got everything we wanted. It was great What'd you think? Yeah His eyes popped out of his head. It was great. What'd you think? I loved it. Yeah. His eyes popped out of his head. He was like panicked.

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