100% Eat - CHEESE in Your Cereal! Plus Ham & Oreo Retrial | Food Court 10/24/25 Part 1

Episode Date: November 1, 2025

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That was the last time we did a food court as well. Thanks to the support of all our patrons and people that buy merch and switchforks and all this shit. Just another cool thing. We never needed this. No. Right? We did Food Court. It was an awesome show.

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You know what I mean? So it's like we still got the same four assholes, but it's like, oh, this is a cool little set. You like this trim? You like that? You like the curtains as well? Eric and Jordan on these. We got some gold rope. Yeah.

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I mean, like, this is kind of as low as I can get. No, you can get lower, trust me. But we could get higher. Trust me, you can get lower. And I ain't talking about your height. Great, thank you. Well, guys, it's food court. The summons have been sent out.

And some of you will be on trial here today. And some will be killed. They could be based on the judges. By the extreme hammering they may receive. If you are new to food court, our judges. Hang on, that's me. Oh, well, he's watching the show. Oh, that's cool.

He's a big thing. I'm trying to get the chat. Oh, I mean, it's up there. It's too far away. Oh. Hey, Pete is in the- Oh, wow. They did an awesome job with the intro.

Thank you, Pete. Thank you, Jen and Pete fucking banger. Dude, wasn't that like the first pass? Yeah, it was like, hey, we're thinking this. And we went, you're done. You're good. Yeah, dude. No, for real.

You're done. If you are new to food court, we send out summons after you send in your food crimes on patreon.com slash 100% eat. We will summon you. You will throw yourself at the mercy of the court and we will hear your court cases. First of all, actually, we're going to start with a retrial. What? Yeah. We are going to start with a retrial?

Carolyn. Carolyn, are you here? Carolyn, if you're here, please let us know. This is unprecedented indeed. Carolyn, you raise your hand. The monkey can grab you. So unprecedented. Unpresented.

No president's here. No president's here before. Only king judges. Yeah, I would assume so. All right. Let's invite up. Great. Hello.

Hello. Carolyn. Welcome. Carolyn, how are you? I'm wonderful. How is everyone? This is, we're great. You are the first ever retrial in the first ever,

a person in the new court for our hero judges to hear from. Carolyn, you desperately wanted a retrial for your previous crimes. Would you care to explain yourself? A thousand. Yeah, a thousand percent because my boyfriend had told me about it like five months ago

and I was like, okay, I need to submit it because he rags on my food combos all the time. He's here too, so he could chime in if me. Piece of shit. Fantastic. That's great. Character witnesses help, you know? I get that. Even if they're damaged. And I feel like I needed to explain where my food combos had come from. Okay.

Because I feel like the backstory makes sense. That could get your leniency. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In the judgment phase. Yeah. For some reason, you think that a backstory is going to make sense out of what you're sending us. Go ahead. Throw yourself at the mercy of the court.

Okay. So I know my food submissions were ham and Oreos. Right. Oh, God. That was like a last minute send in on the last food court. I saw the ham and Oreos was the best one. And I was like, this is my shot to get it out there. So my social media works.

Yeah, exactly. Exactly. It did. Wow. So it was the Hammond Oreos. Okay. Okay. And so with that, the ham and Oreos,

you've also sent in a few other food combinations. Do you want to run? Do you want to run those down for us? Yeah, I think it was the Chips-A-Hoy sandwiches with, like, the white bread and, like, cheese, and then the ham and Oreo sandwiches, and then the cheetahs and you're saying these things, like, you know. So, you know, the number one. Let's talk about this one. The chocolate chip cookie and American cheese sandwiches on white bread.

I want to say that people agree with me, Eric. All right, who's people? Yeah, right. I have two people on my back. Okay, okay, thank you. So, so, you know, two whole people. You know, like, it's a lot of people. You know how that's like, that's the bare minimum for it to be people.

You know, it's like, my proof of. Otherwise, it's person. If you don't get that, it's person. My proof of these anti-vax is this one book. Right. It's like, well, there's like, 100 million bucks and it's like, but I've got two people on my side.

Can you explain to us what it is about that combination specifically? So when I was a little girl, a wee little lady in elementary school, I continuously had ham sandwiches and cheese sandwiches for lunch. And I got tired of it one day, wanted to spice it up. And I didn't have chips with me because I could also put potato chips in my cheese sandwiches. So I put the, yeah. Thank you.

Yep. And then so I put the chips, a hooy cookies in there. It said chips on the bag. Great. And so it stuck with me, and that's kind of the same story as the ham and Oreos, because that's where that came from as well. So it's just cheese and chips away on white bread. And then with the white bread. So now, immediately I have to chime in when you say, as Jordan mentioned, like classic kid thing and you want to spice it up.

Are you still a child? Childly, yeah. So I feel like you could spice it up with other food at this point now, not being at the mercy. of your parents getting ham and she sandwiched at the school. You can put chips on it all you want. The chips are available now. Get the chips. I get the back story.

Yeah. Sorry, go ahead. I'm sorry. I get the back story. I appreciate it. Thank you. I get the backstory. It doesn't really explain the continuation.

Right, right. Um, it was just kind of, so the thing is I'm such a picky eater. Not picky, but like I'm a particular eater. And when things, okay, it's not the same thing. Hey, who was in there? Are you under duress? Yeah. Are you being coached?

No, my boyfriend is sitting next to me going like, it's the same thing. He's in the room with you now. He's not pulled over here at the court. We're going to ask the audience, please be quiet. Keep it down. So when was the last time you had this chocolate chip? Chocolate chip cookie and American Cheese Sandwich. I want to say it was probably like a year ago.

Okay, so this isn't that regular. But that's good. What if we just keep it? It's no longer regular. Right. What if it just no longer is? It was definitely never regular. Yeah.

You've made now, why haven't you had it in a year? Just haven't had the hankering or? Yeah, I haven't had the hankering for it. And I have spiced up my sandwiches a little bit. How have you spiced them up now? Well, so I kind of like, you know, I make chicken, bacon, cheese sandwiches. Okay.

That's good. That's normal. You know, I still have the potato chips. Girl cheese is always a classic with bacon. You know, things like that. I'm an adult now, so adult taste. Now I've been hearing that maybe you're a child, based on the things you said earlier where you said are you

read that back? Yeah. Michael, are you still a child? Carolyn, yes. Actually, I said probably yes. So you're just a bad stodogger. So you're just a bad stidography. And now, I'm not good.

Just following that train of thought, because we are in court, how old would you say you are and how old is your boyfriend? Because I'm 29. My boyfriend, how old are you? 33. Okay. So as long as you say 29 when someone asks and you don't say, I'm a child, my boyfriend's 33, he makes me ham and cheese and Oreo cookie sandwiches. Probably a good thing to avoid, yes. Just saying.

just carry your license with you at all time yeah um i try my best too so so you talked about the oreo and ham as well which is really something but the cheese doodles and ketchup i feel like of all the things that you have that's like the least egregious and it still sounds like shit to me yeah no it's so amazing i had that oh have you considered probably like four or five months ago okay like that's something now are much more frequent are you is this specifically the cheetos and ketchup or are you just a ketchup freak? I'm a ketchup freak. That makes a little more

sense. If you said you weren't a ketchup freak but loved Cheetos and ketchup that would be extra crazy. You do you smother your eggs and ketchup that deal? Yeah. You're not the kind of ketchup freak to like have a particular brand that you're loyal to. Heinz. Yeah. I mean it's pretty standard.

That made Nick stop what he was doing. Why? I mean if you're going to choose one, you could definitely choose worse, but also I get it. Regular or simply? I mean, either? What the fuck is? I don't know.

I don't know what he just said. He's a ketchup. I don't know what that mean. What does that mean, Nick? Regular is regular and simply is low sugar. Oh, they couldn't just call it that. Low sugar, I could, I fuck with every now and that. Yeah, it's good shit. It is. It is.

All right. Hold on. Okay. First of all, just so you know, the fact that they make one with low sugar separate from regular means it's not good shit. Regular is good shit. If it was good shit, it would just be the only one. Go drink your Coke zero, okay? So you weren't happy with the way

we ruled on the Hammondoria situation? What has changed here for a retrial? Do you have new information or like a new defense? Or you just sort of like, come on. You know, I have a couple of people on my side for these things I had my mom try the ham and Oreos You made your mom eat the ham and Oreos? Yeah, God rest her soul, she's made it

Unfortunately, my mom is not here to testify I apologize about that My boyfriend refuses to try it Well, yeah, he's normal So are there any of these combinations that you enjoy That he has tried and can weigh in on? No, he hasn't tried anything Do you want to weigh in on anything?

Yeah, can you put him on? Yeah, put him on real quick. Bad ideas from the Kekko. They're not horrible bad ideas. Boyfriend, can you hear us? Yes. What's your name, sir? James.

Hello, James. So how do you feel about this? I think it's an absolute atrocity on all counts. All right. This is a man of sound mind. Yeah. So now she keeps saying you won't try any of it. What would you say is the most normal freak thing she's made that she's asked you to try?

Like, have you come close to trying something or it's all just too far out there? I feel like there was some sort of brownie you made one time? Brownie. I don't know. She's fucking refuting that. Brownie. I would never make a brownie.

There's no ham in that. Oh, what's the caramel brownies? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I really fucked up the caramel brownies. Yeah, she put too much spaghetti in it. Yeah. The pasta didn't.

cooking didn't cook enough. You hate ketchup, so. Oh, okay. I'm with James. Yeah, I'm with James. I don't like it. Now, you ever eat kitchen. Yeah, James, you seem like a normal person. Do you know who this other person that is on her side? It's her mom and then somebody else. You know who the second person is? Never, madam. Do they live in Canada? I don't think they exist. Yeah. Oh, wow. Wow. I don't think they exist. They do exist. It's on you. So, okay, the person that agrees with me, I don't know.

them personally, but they're on YouTube and it's like a digital footprint of them saying chips-ahoy sandwiches. Were you reading the comments on the last episode and found one person who agreed with you? Listen, I need all of the defense that I have. So this is quickly going back down to the brain. If you, if you, this is some random person you found on YouTube that it's an agreement with you. Let me ask you. When searching for that, how many people, people did you find disagree that you ignore? Was it everyone else? No, I don't look at the negativity about this. I just focus on the positivity. Negativity sometimes coexist with reality. Well, I don't know that this was a successful retrial for you because the one person that agrees

with you is your mom and the other person doesn't exist. It's on the cover channel. It's on the channel. Yeah. It could have been one of the people we pay to like comment. for us. What of the fucking try guys? Just going, uh-oh. Nick is the, Nick is the one probably. God damn. Uh, I don't know. What's the ruling on this retrial? This seems like the same ruling. Honestly, retrial denied. Yeah, no, this doesn't even seem like a retrial. This was an appeal and appealed enough. Yeah. For sure. Yeah. Nick will try it though. We won't, but he won't. So, hey, maybe you have three people on your side. I feel like Nick's going to be on my side. Yeah, good. That means you lost. That's bad. That's bad. That's bad. That's a bad thing. You won. I don't know there's John Wayne Gacy guys on my side. Not the same. You keep saying, come on over and crawl under my house.

I don't have a basement. Jesus Christ. Give a ruling. Appeal denied. Thank you anyway. Appeal denied. Thank you. For throwing yourself with the mercy support again. It was great to hear from you. Your boyfriend's doing God's work.

He's a keeper. Yeah. I don't want to let him go. He seems like the most normal person you fucking know. Let me ask you. Let me get real personal before we end this. How long have you been together? Over seven years.

And when does he plan on proposing? Yeah, and James, is there anything you want to ask her right now? James, you're not getting any younger. Hmm. Oh, I'm trying. I think it's my food combinations. I agree. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He knows that the wedding is going to. Oh, my God. Do you want steak or chicken? Orias and ham It's the last thing They bring you out Not attended If the day ever happens

We'd love to get an invite And not come to your wedding Absolutely It seems to be the training people Like to send it to us But thank you very much For showing up here today We appreciate it

Yep Thank you very much I appreciate it Support What a fucking freak Now be gone Come on James

James is the normal one James I'm trying I have two I have two people who agree with me, mom, video I saw one time. What video? Online. Could be anybody. It's the comment section for our podcast. Guys, I feel like I have so much more legitimate authority looking at this set. Oh yeah. It's true. Don't you feel like we could really like imprison people? Oh, definitely.

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That was cool. You ready for the next one, Jordan? That was cool. Dallin. I got new sunglasses. That's why I'm wearing him inside. It looks like him. Dallon F.

Dallin, are you here? There is bag of raccoons. That is the name. This name is bag of raccoons. Just a big old bag of raccoons. Yeah. All right, here they are. Dallin.

Maybe. Dallin? Uh-oh. Dallin. We know you're there. Hang on there for your... I can hear me again. Sometimes.

That's just because you're loud. Dallin? Oh, it's from your phone. What? It's from my phone. It's still going? Oh, my God. There you go.

Bag of raccoons. I'm not in the theater anymore. Oh, weird. We got to change your input. Yeah, you got to change your fucking input. God damn it. Bag of raccoons. This is a beautiful.

Oh, we hear you. You can hear me. Yes. Okay. Sorry, my stupid laptop microphone stopped working. Of course, watch, but we'll edit all that out. Dallin. What?

You're good. Okay. Dallon, is that how you say your name? Yeah, it's Dallon. All right, Dallon. That's cool. You have... Like Dallonar.

Yeah, and your username is bag of raccoons, which really... Indeed. Yeah, are we pronouncing that correctly? Are you... Also correct. In an oogie-buggy type situation, are you a man? That's nothing but a bunch of raccoons sewn inside like a sack. Or are you...

You know, it depends on the day. Oh, wow. But I definitely feel that way at times. Yeah. Okay. So... Dallan, you emailed into... All right, you entered the form on Patreon. You let us know.

that your girlfriend, Jessica, confessed food crimes to you. Oh, no. Indeed. And you're turning her in. You are, thank you, by the way, for turning her in. I'm sure she's thrilled that you emailed a podcast for four white guys to hammer her on what she eats. What's not to love? Would you like us to explain what it is, or would you like to go through it?

Yeah, you can go ahead and read the email, and then I will comment afterwards. Recently, my girlfriend, Jessica, with shame in her eyes, confessed to a food crime. It was abrupt, and she said, this might change how you feel about me. She proceeded to explain that she puts cheese in her breakfast cereal. Oh, what? As she started to explain, I had to stop to let her know the food court existed and show her some highlights. Then she gave details. I like that you didn't go like, what does this mean?

You went, you have to see the show. Now go. primarily check cereal with mozzarella string cheese Colby or cheddar. She also explained that I love this part. She also explained that she generally had skim milk in her cereal growing up

and I joke that she was just trying to replace the missing milk fat. She is putting cheese in her cereal. Is that correct? That is correct. And I submit Exhibit A in the chats. Oh, okay.

We have evidence. As I did obtain photographic evidence of this. Nick, can you bring it up in the chat? You can flip that around if you need to, but if not, I can just show it here. I can just show it here. Okay. Wow, there it is.

It is. Yep. Cheese? Okay, so she just kind of, does she rip them or she cuts them up? Does she cut up the stock? I think she primarily rips them up. Okay.

Oh, no, she cuts them up. She's actually here with me. Oh! I asked because just from the quick glance Because just from the quick glance, they looked precise. It did look like there was precision and not like a bag of raccoons. Now what I'll do, and I understand it, in a pinch, in a pinch. Usually I have shredded mozzarella.

If I'm making spaghetti, I like to boil it. I like to put the sauce in. Yeah. But then I turn the heat on like real low. I throw in the cheese. And you try to get something going. Right. Now, if I don't have that, what I've done in a pinch is I'll take those

mozzarella sticks because I have them all the time of string cheese because of my kids. And you buy like the 800 pack. And I'll chop it in a similar manner. and you just kind of sprinkle it in there. Yeah, but it's mozzarella cheese and spaghetti. Right, right. Those go together a little bit better than the Czech cereal. Czech cereal.

Check cereal. Cereal and mozzarella cheese. Now, she mentioned it could be anything, Colby Jack or whatever. Or cheddar. Is it always like shredded or does she just chalk fucking square pieces of cheese in there? I think she generally breaks it down so that it would fit on a spoon at least. Right, but does she never take it? like a square like slice of cheese and rip it up and throw it in or is it like shredded

absolutely okay now does she ever use did she ever use shredded no she said that she's never used shredded so so the string cheese is a very important like factor yeah it is crazy so it's always string cheese okay well or or cold or this okay so when she does the cheddar and stuff it's anything but shredded now I don't to point this out which I agree it is crazy None of this makes fucking sense But if I were even willing to accept it It would be shredded cheese Yeah, right

I was kind of the angle If you look at the bag of the string cheese Right To it, you go well this is a horribly inefficient way To have cheese It mixed in with anything Right It's only good for one way of eating it

I guess my biggest curiosity To the whole thing Is I get the She's eating Why not just eat the cereal with the cheese, why introduce the milk to any of it?

Yeah, you know, it's funny, because I mentioned, I brought this up to one of my buddies, and he said the same thing. He was like, honestly, it's the milk that causes the problem. I don't know why you get milk and cheese. Yeah. Otherwise, it's like a whole grain snack. Imagine it's, imagine you get

crackers and cheese with more of the milk. It's just soggy, and then you get cheese bites. And I full say expertise on the court here, Jordan I did for a little bit. I'm a fucking cheese guy through and through. Yep. I fucking eat cheese on anything.

I'm eating shredded cheese at 3 a.m. standing in the open refrigerator. Tony Sopranos style. Okay. Yep. I got a block of cheddar. I'm just biting it off the block. I grind it. I got like like a beaver. This shit doesn't make

sense to me. I have, I guess I have an important question. Where do you guys live? We live in Utah. Okay. So, okay. You're Mormon freaks. So not much else going on. That's just how you live life. She didn't grow up here only.

She's lived all over the place, but that's where she's lived quite a while. Can we, can we talk with Jessica? Yeah, absolutely. Hello. Hi. Hi. Hi. What the fuck?

Jessica, can you? No disrespect. In your own words. explain what you do and why. Oh, well, you know, some kids got sugar cereal and they got Lucky Charms with the marshmallows and I wasn't allowed to have sugar cereal

so I made my own marshmallows with the cheese. Okay, cheese is not marshmallows. Yeah, but if you close your eyes and imagine real hard. I'm with you on the first half of my parents wouldn't let me have it, this is all I got. You lost me on the, cheese is my marshmallow. Do you ever put cheese on a stick and cook it over a flame?

I mean, actually, no, now you say that, that sounds like it might not be about it. It would be better than cheese and milk. I want to ask a question that was asked in the last case, which for some reason is still relevant for this one. Are you still a kid? Yeah. Oh, no, she definitely still does this.

Like I said, I got that picture just a couple days after she told me about it. You wanted marshmallows in your cereal. Yeah, you can buy lucky charms now. I know it's Utah, but it can't be that bad. You can buy, instead of buying or even with the checks, instead of buying fucking cheese, you could buy a bag of mini marshmallows

and just fucking pour them in the cereal. I don't actually like marshmallows. Okay, all right. I only like cheese. Now, have you considered eating the cheese without the cereal? Maybe like, you know what I mean? like an egg and cheese sandwich or so. Is this primarily for breakfast or do you eat this any time of the day? Um, sometimes as a snack. Sometimes it's a little snacky. Okay. Okay. This is the only way

you'll accept it. You'll never eat cereal another way. I mean, I can, but I just like it more. You like what you like. I don't know. Are you trying to chase the, the nostalgia of what you used to have as a kid or are you trying to like recreate the skim milk that you used to have? She just likes it. I think I just like, it's like, savory and it's a different texture. It's generational trauma. I get it. Yeah.

Can I ask, do this with other cereals? No, just check. Just checks. Okay. Don't be other cereals normally. It's just specifically checks. Now, here's a question that is always a big factor in how we rule. Are you a big, like, proselytizer about this?

Oh, that's a great question. Big word. No. Big word. No, it was a secret. It was a secret. Okay. Now, now, I'm going to say, I don't know how familiar you are with this show.

It sounds like not at all. And your boyfriend went, surprise, I got you. You're going to food jail. My dream. You saying it's a secret. I'm a shame, shame, shame. That gives you points. And it's true.

I did specifically ask permission before I said this thing. It's very nice. It would be okay. He did also just. Tell me after I got the summons that she really didn't think there was any chance it would wind up on the show. So that is a factor as well. Oh, interesting. That's what everyone.

I always does food crimes things. Yeah, go ahead and submit it. They're not even going to pick it. Fuck, they picked it. Why? It's normal. It's so normal. Fucking crazy.

Another thing, too, she did mention as we were listening to the earlier case that she feels like Nick should get to try all of the things that are brought up on food court. Here's the thing. Nick can. He just screams, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme. but then like doesn't go get it He would he would absolutely try it You go buy it He would absolutely try this

He would definitely have this It's not But also again if Nick's on your side It doesn't really help it really doesn't It's honestly something you don't want Absolver or anything I just want to see Nicky No and that's great for us too

Because then we also get a video of Nick eating cheesy cheesy cheesy cereal Crunchy Taco Taco Crunchy crunchy cheesy cereal I'm excited let's do it Curcy taco Curzy tacos Dallin let me ask you this

and then maybe we can get to a ruling here. For sure. Have you tried this? No, no, no, no. So I grew up eating breakfast cereal as a meal more often than kids probably should. Like probably three to four meals a day were breakfast cereal in my house. And I think that's why she brought it up to me was because she knows I love cereal. I just eat it even now.

So she thought she'd fucking crush her spirit? She said, like I said, she said she was worried it was going to change the way I feel about her because I love cereal so much. Yeah, so that's why you keep it a fucking secret. Well, here's another. You take it to the grave. You wait till you're married and you got fucking 10 kids and you're on your deathbed surrounded by grandchildren. You go, cereal and cheese.

And then she died. I did it every day. Yep. Peep. That's where all the cheese was going. Another relevant question. How long have you guys been together? How long has you been keeping this secret?

We have been together for six months and we actually just got engaged a couple weeks ago. a couple weeks ago. Oh, congratulations. Take notes, James. Now, yeah, yeah. Now, did she tell you six months? Did she reveal? I didn't mean to throw you under the box.

Yes, you did. But I did. Did she reveal her cheesy secret before after the engagement? Before. We had been, we started talking about getting married. Okay, so she had to get this off her chest. That it was something I was comfortable dealing with.

I see. There's something you have to know. And you still, and you still went through with it. Yeah, absolutely. Okay. Wow. In truth, her telling me that was one of the happiest days of our relationship. Mostly because I've been scratching my head for something to send in to you guys for food court.

Oh my god, it was right there in front of you. I thought you existed and I couldn't be happier. I thought you were gonna say it was this big moment of like trust and like really like... No, no. Like really breaking down all the barriers. But you were like, oh finally! I can send it up to the pocket. You're gonna fucking get it!

I talked to my four favorite white guys on camera. on camera finally well what's the what's the ruling here for Jessica or cheese cereal I think you somehow need to go back in time and keep it a secret yeah you can't put that back in the box yeah so that's the onus find find a way to get a time machine so we get to learn this yeah but Nick's gonna try it Nick is gonna try what are you gonna do you gonna do the string cheese we'll do string cheese we say we yeah we yeah we yeah we yeah We'll be in the room.

Royal! I'm so excited for Nick to try it so you can truly, yeah. And just so you know, he'll go, it's good. He will. That's what he'll say. Yeah. Yeah. I like it.

You can't prove that. Awesome. All right. Thank you very much. Thank you. The ruling would be. I know this isn't the other show, but I introduced her to clutch my pearls. Oh.

Oh, you know. Saved it. Saved it. That's a good one. As much as I do also. Awesome. See, that's cool. I thought you were going to say regulation. Yeah, I know.

And I was, I was pointing out of here. I was ready to get him out of here. Does she like how many times all the women say, cunt? Don't. I don't worry. I got it, Nick. No, yeah, that's why he said it.

There you have it. Well, we didn't rule on it. Well, what's the ruling? It's fucking terrible. It's terrible, and you should keep it a secret. Don't tell anyone else. Yep. Dalla, Jessica, thank you very much.

Thank you. Congratulations on the upcoming nuptials. Yes. Make sure you keep lactated in the house. These have been incredible food court cases so far. We have sent out summons. However, we have a couple that we just wanted to read. Because...

We can't read it yet. Nick has to play that. That's how you know it's time for the next one. Well, it's time for the next one. It's time for the next one. I didn't know. Court is still in session. I didn't know you're doing audio segues.

That's fucking great. We got to do, we got to remember to keep doing audio segues like that. That's really good. Your Honor needs another drinkie. Yeah. Oh, grab, grab, grab, grab, grab, grab a De Beilf one. Grab, grab, grab, grab a De Bealeaf one.

Well, well, uh, there's a lot of grabs. Grab, grab, grab, grab, grab, grab, grab, grab, grab, grab, grab, grab, grab, grab, grab. Court is in a brief recess. Yeah, a brief recess. A briefs. A briefs got to get tossed. Yep. Papa's thirsty.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Papa to Papa. This is Papa to Papa talk. Oh, only the Papa's, only Papa's in the building. Can you make the screen real quick, too? While we're in recess.

Pull this around. And pull this around and. To you so you can see what's wrong with it. See, the chat is gone. Thank you guys for being here, by the way. We really appreciate you. I can only kind of see it. Yeah.

The chat disappeared and they definitely want to see these images. This has been a really good food court. so far. We've only done two cases. Oh, we're just getting started. Yeah, this is freak style, baby. This is really good. Um, okay. All right. Somebody, somebody put, yeah, that's much better. Yeah, that's way better. Wow, look at all these

bald erics. Yeah, this is great. Wow, bald eric. It's fucking stinks. The ones, are you still a child? It's fucked up. Like, I didn't, I didn't read it. I didn't read it. I don't like that one.