100% Eat - Chicken Nuggets Kaioken x100 %% Burger King Dragon Ball Super Meal

Episode Date: September 15, 2026

Last time on 100% Eat, Our Heroes are searched harder for these new Burger King Dragon Ball Super meals harder than anyone looked for the Dragon Balls. But with help from an unlikely ally in The Sauce Monkey, we're finally able to try the Super Saiyan sauce. But only one dip each?! Was this any good? Find out next time on 100% Eat. Left over live show merch will be available soon at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to 100% Eat the show where we try every fast food creation restaurant eating it letting you know if you needn't. I'm your host Michael Jones a long time my ghost Jordan Swirs Jordan. How are you? That is what it said. Does you like that? You read a word for where. That's what it said this week. Yeah, it was I don't know what he was eating it to see if you're needing it. Yeah, it's pretty good. It was some back in the studio pizzazz. Yeah. I like it. Guys, can we crank the lights a little bit?

Why? What? Can we crank the lights? Oh, do you think this is too? You can kind of see. I want to match last week. That was crazy. It looked better in person. Yeah. It looked all up. That's why you need to be there in person for the live show. Yeah. We decided to blur the Emmy and fuck that episode. And they were like, if you're not here, why is this a blurry? This is what you see. They did. They must have been doing that on purpose.

Oh yeah. It was over exposed on purpose. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's it. It was over exposed on purpose and they blinded us on purpose. Dude, we could not see, I could not see past the first row. For the first light, wild. I think that helped Gracie, though. We're talking about the live show that we had last week at the Bell House in Brooklyn. Great venue.

Incredible venue. Awesome. The lights were so bright. I've been on hundreds of stages doing live stuff like that. I've never been in that situation where you cannot see past the first row. We're like, I'm like, it was like a fog effect, but through brightness. Yeah. Trying to block all the light.

It wasn't even like it was blinding. So I can see tall in the third row. It was just like a. It was like a wall. It was like a Marvel wall where then I hit a button and you just like can't see. It was crazy.

But I think that helped Gracie because then she didn't know and then when she actually was able to see. Yeah, she's like, oh, this is a big room. It like blew her away. Yeah, she kind of gasped

at the end. They like, yeah. Lifted the lights and she went to me and was like, there's a lot of people here. They didn't see all that just now, did they?

Yeah, they did. They just so many walk-ups. These people just get here? So many walk-ups. Not a lot of walk-ups. Uh-huh. Everyone was really cool. It was a really great live show. It was an awesome venue. It was fine. The merch was really cool. And Shurston, shout up Shurston. Shurston's like, I'll work the merch table.

I mean, really? And Shurston crushed it. Just so many people who helped us out. Yeah. Hurston, especially. Everyone at the Bell House is great. Holly for being a photo coordinator. Yeah. Thank you, Holly. Thank you. It was awesome. This is why you don't have to plan these things. It just falls into place. And Elfamoso for sending the merch out. Elfamos has made it so easy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We should.

Sounds like a Pokemon. It does. Hopefully we can get that merch back inventoryed and we can get it on the store. We can put up. Yeah, we had, um, there's a poster that was the New York poster and it's on like this thick cardstock. Like when we did like posters. You guys kept touching it like weirdo. I couldn't believe it.

I figured it was going to be like, you know, it's like the flimsy poster. You roll it up and whatever. Roll up and whatever. Yeah. You know? This was like almost card stock. It was so like. thick printed real well and then the shirt I soft pretzel soft pretzels was

awesome yeah we had that which is crazy crazy didn't know did we have any switchforks left over just no those went sold them very quick wait what I had to we got unusual we got we got we think that's weird we were setting up the merch and I went I went around to all of the people that were in charge and I showed them the switch fork and I went hey just so you know you're gonna see this there's about 25 of them great idea yeah press the button yeah whip And I'm smart and I let them all know And they said, oh, that's cool. And so I want to make more switchforks.

I want to do a, I want to do a variant. I think it might be time. Yeah. I would love to do it. Maybe they'll find, like, another 200. Yeah. Dude, I couldn't believe they turned out of it. But it was, uh, it was nice that they found it.

But then it was like, but then it was like, why? Yeah. Oh, it went from nice to like, you were keeping this. Oh, it's because they're moving. You were holding. Yeah. Like, you were hiding these.

They were hiding them. It was funny though. The next day they were like, hey, we're moving. I was like, oh, I see why you were finding stuff. 25 forks under the couch? Yep, right there. But it was a really cool show that looked fucking nuts because of the way it was filmed. But don't worry about that.

None of us here are video. It's because we didn't have Big Ray. I had talked to Big Ray. We were close to Big Ray. I had talked to, he fled. Yeah. And we said, no. No.

No. Don't leave us. Right when we landed in Newark. Yeah, he texted me and he said, I think we're just, we're ships in the night and I'm like, oh man, we just landed. When do you leave? He said, I'm on the plane right now.

And it's like, oh, shit, we were on. It was the same plane. I'm waiting for you to get off so I can get on. Oh, he got off the plane? What if he gets off the plane? Like, uh, between Stap and someone else? He could get off the plane like, uh, like Rachel and Ross. It's not in a post 9-11 world.

Oh, that's true. That's true. So we missed out. We didn't get to see Stab and we didn't get to see Big Ray, which is a bummer. They went down to Dragon Con. So, yeah, for, uh, for, Galactic Armory and everything. Yeah, probably.

Probably. Probably better. I would think so. Their time. But they didn't get to eat all the pizza with us. We have a video that's going to be coming out later. We need someone to edit it. So I got to talk to Richard to see if he has time.

We went and we just filmed for, you say like 45 minutes. Where we just hit Star. And we just walked. We walked. God. It must have been at least. Not that many. It must have been like 10.

10, 12. But we hit so many pizza places. We went to like six or seven pizza places. We were just walking and we went pizza place. We didn't go more than a few minutes per pizza place. Nope. We were able to discern as well. We'd be like, no, we'll keep going. Yeah, it was like chimp chow too.

We all just kind of attacked it, like ripping someone's face off. We did. We made sure. Eric came out with one slice and then we just kind of like attacked it. But we made sure Jordan got the first bite. Yeah. After the first one. After the learning curve.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We figured it out. We figured it up quick. to everyone. Jordan got the first bite. We went, okay, we got it now. But you're right, it was chim chow. It was, we just...

And the Nick would just gnawn on the cross. Because he always ended up with it. It's for me. Yep. It's worth said. We were trying to save it. We were trying to save for more pizza. Yeah.

Because we were like, the less pizza we eat per place, the more places. Uh-huh. And then Nick didn't abide by that. He's not on the bones. Yeah, he was... That's doggy-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hig. Oh, is that way got black-white cookies? Dude, they were good.

I had a hell on the flight. I mean, as full as we were, like, we had gone to one place the day before. Yeah. Because we were on the lookout for, like, a good black and white cookie. And the ones we got were... They were just, like, packaged nothing. Yeah, they just saw.

That first day? Yeah. Yeah. They were not worth it. No. So it's like, we got to find something. We walked by this place during the pizza crawl. I was like, okay, we'll come back.

So then we found it in so much better. Yeah. It was exactly what I wanted. It was perfect. Yeah. And you're right. He did have him on the plane. I would know because I was next.

to him. I was in the middle seat both ways. And he loved that, dude. Nick? If anyone's gonna sit in the middle both ways, I'm not gonna sacrifice Michael or Nick one of the time. Thanks, I'd be nervous. Yeah, nervous Nick. You want him to be nervous?

And I'd be mad. I'd be twitching. He'd be twitching and I'd be stomping. He had his whole situation. He had his frozen M&Ms. He had his frozen M&Ms. It was the Steam deck. It was like 800 wires.

Jordan. It was a system. Jordan. He was audio guy and it was fucking nuts. So. Oh, you're talking. and drains fast. Nick has it, Nick has his steam deck.

Yeah. It's plugged portable. It's plugged into power. I have my switch too as well. Then he has the audio going out on a cable because he's doing a grounded run of Last of Us. So he has to have the audio because there's no like little indicators. But then isn't it also not connected? That goes to a Y splitter.

So one goes in here. The other one is his phone is on the tray table. He's listening to like music or a podcast. And that's, a wire is going out of his phone into the other Y splitter. Those are both going into a Bluetooth broadcaster.

Right. So he can get it. Don't act like you don't know what it is there. And it was like, I, when we were flying out to New York, me and Michael fell asleep. And I slept for like, slept almost the whole time.

I slept for like half the, flight and I woke up. It was an early flight. And then I saw Nick's fucking ramshackle flight thing. He was him holding the steam deck and just wires everywhere. And I just went, what the fuck? And he went, I waited until you were asleep to put it together. At some point, is it like not worth it? No, he was playing. Here's the thing. If I had

done that, I would have got it all set up and then immediately either sat and I went, I don't want to play. Yeah, exactly. Or it would have gone to sleep. He was dialed it. He was actually playing. He was locked. I slept almost the entire way there. And I slept halfway the way back. The other half I was awake, I was watching a woman diagonally...

Oh, I forgot about this! Diaginally across from me. She was probably... I don't know. Late 50s, late 50s? Late 40s, early 50s. Yeah, something like that. She's watching obsession.

Uh-huh. Which is fine. With a fucking note pad. Uh-huh. And she's like... And she was just like playing a word game too on her phone. What? And then she'd like pause it,

like something crazy when happened in obsession? and then she would start writing. She would start taking notes and rewinding. And I was like, why do you think she's doing that? I was like, what's happening? I was like, clearly this is some sort of like movie club or something? Maybe. But I was like, this movie on a plane?

It was like a yellow legal pad. I can picture. And I was just like, she doesn't know how to type. It was wild. She just be like poking Eric. Okay, so here's what I was doing though. So then I pulled up the movie and I just like synced up the scenes. Because I wanted to know what was happening that she was writing down.

Why would she take note of that? Michael was watching obsession with this woman who stopped and took notes. Yeah. What you should have done is take your own notes and then at the end of the flight be like, what do you think? No, that would be crazy. Might have let her know. I was watching her take notes,

but it was happening right next to me. She had this giant legal pad. And so then I would skip ahead and like, I took it as she'd never seen in the movie before. But I get to do burlington. Some crazy happened. And I'm like, I'm like tapping her.

Like, it's about to happen. I wonder what she's going to write. It was really. cool. She just wrote good part. I couldn't see what she was. We had a lot of fun watching movies on the plane. When I got on, was this going out to New York? We got on the plane, we sat down and I

just on this seat back, I'm like going through the movies and I'm like, oh shit, backrooms. So I just went to backrooms and it's the last, I just put on like the last 20 minutes. But he did it the second we sat down. Which is always like a no-no. No. Because it's going to get paused a hundred million times. I'm not touching that screen until we've taken off and it goes ding, ding.

I'm taken off at least after like the safety. video. Right. This guy gets, people walking on the plane, he's like, time to cue it up. You hit 10,000 feet, and they always come back on and they're like, here's some information about the flight. It's like, I wait until all that shit's over. The last 20 minutes of backrooms lasted about 45 or 50 minutes. Yeah, I wonder why. It was fun. There was no sound. We didn't have any sound. It's just. Did you have sound? No, no, I just put it on and I'm like, cool, backrooms. Michael and Nick are, I know. I know. It's the, I mean, I mean, it started with, it started with, it started with the part where they're both in the backrooms

and Captain Clark shows up. Yeah, and he just eats a guy. Yep, and then that's the beginning. And Nick, we watch all of this. It takes like 50 minutes. It takes so long. We get through it. We're in the air. It ends. And they're going to be like,

sign mark Duplas. And like, all this is happening. And it ends. And Nick went, I got to see the other 70 minutes of this movie. Yeah. And I was like, I don't. No, you don't need to.

I just saw it. Nick was telling me about this happening. He was like, I just got to know how we got here. We saw a lot. We saw a lot. And then, and then in the lobby. of the hotel, we saw the OJ. Holy shit, juice.

Commercial for juice, which is out now. Yeah, we got to watch juice. On a blown out TV. Holy shit. That was forewarning for our episode. It's going to look. It looked about as good. We were making fun of it and then look at us,

hoisted by your own petard. Oops. Captain? Absolutely. Oh, man. Don't. What do we eat today? Oh, yeah, I guess we should talk about these guys.

Today we're reviewing Burger King, Dragon Ball's Su. Super meal. We went. Now, Burger King has been promising. Two Burger Kings. We did go to two Burger Kings. We wanted to make sure we had the sauce, or I guess enough sauce for everyone.

So, much like any fast food special sauce thing, they're limited to supplies. This thing's been out for a week and we're fucked. There's no sauce. Nobody's got the sauce. So we went to the first Burger King, no sauce. But it sent it on the digital board. Sold out.

And we're like, we turn around. Let's go. Let's take a walk. Jordan's like, no, we're not going to get the crown. Like, I didn't even see that crown. Yeah, they stacked them up at the other bird thing. They were hiding them in the back and also on the lamps.

They put them on all the lamps where you couldn't access them. Right. None were saying out. You'd have to undo them. Yeah, but surely, I think someone would be like, stop doing that. Right. There's no way you could do it quickly enough to not be noticed. I would have told Gracie to do it if she was there.

Absolutely. And then it turns out the guy would have been like, I have, like, just exactly what we're at it. Yeah, ma'am, ma'am, please don't do that. You can just ask. So we went to our regular Burger King. They didn't have it. So we're like, oh, let's go. Let's go to a different Burger King.

So we went to the COVID Burger King. We went to the Burger King. The Burger King, we were all at when we found out that one of us has been exposed to COVID. Yep. Wasn't me. And we were already in the car together. Hey, what are you doing right now? Oh, yeah, we're getting the food for Face Jam.

What are you up to? Get out now. Jump, jump out of the car. So guess what? We were in the drive-thru. Yep. So we were in, we went to that Burger King. We walked in.

it was the nicest Burger King I've ever been in. They did something to this Burger King. It was like a Newark Airport. No, dude, we got to Newark Airport and Michael went, what the fuck happened here? Especially flying back. Because you couldn't really tell coming in.

I've been there in years. And I was like, this place is nice as far. Yeah. The first time I was there was like mid like rehab that they were doing to it. And I hated it. I was like, I was there for like three hours for a layover. I was like, get me the fuck out of this.

I can't go anywhere. We got to... And then you go out of Newark and you're like, ah, it's New Jersey. Yeah. We got to the airport. Michael's going like, is this like so nice.

Like, fuck they redid this whole thing. And then we went through TSA and he went, no one was screaming. Yeah, that I felt a little annoyed about it. Because people were holding up the line. There's a bunch of cheap people just like kind of standing. Normally it's just people screaming at you. There's system there too with the like you go up to a station.

Yeah. You got like a placemat? It works. Yeah, it works really well. But only if the people do it right. And I'm just like, there should be someone standing here screaming every five seconds. Like, place the bin. Step away from the bin!

Like, it works, man. It's like fucking, it's like a drill sergeant. You need something to tell these people. Because otherwise, they always just easily do. Other places are really, like, they really hammer you. Well, that's what he was saying where he's like, this airport was the screaming airport. They're being too nice. They're being too nice.

I also remember, too, when I think I went to, like, throw something away. and we walked in. So you guys were like a couple people had in me in TSA. So I was going through the line. As I was walking up in the line, Eric dropped something. Yeah.

And I was just far enough away laughed at him. I was like, ha ha ha ha. It was like a distance. It was so, it was so, six in the morning,

so loud. Going in the, the halls of the airport. Drop like a headphone case or something. It was funny. It made it funnier that there was like five people in between us. Yeah.

Oh, so we went to the airport. other Burger King, they have touchscreens. We order on the touch screens. Nope, not at a Burger King. It's all part of their reimagining. They're re-brain. Shut my screen! Yeah. I got bullied into spelling my name

wrong and then we waited, we ate it, we waited for that food. And then there's a sign on the window that says, no, don't leave us. Well, also, it's weird too. One is, I guess, on the same wall as an exit door, but not next to it. No. And the other one is on a wall that

is not anywhere near. Sometimes you might be looking out a window at burglaring and want to jump out. They got leaving. The first Burger King, the Dragon Mom thing was on the board. And then even that sold out near the sauce. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The second place, nowhere. Yeah, I didn't see, I didn't see the mention anywhere.

There was no branding anywhere. We didn't know they didn't have it until they gave us the food. Yeah. And I was like, well, yeah. Well, well played. You deceived us. Well, we ordered it and the woman's like, well, what sauces do you want? We don't have that.

You know, the other ones. And Nick went ranch. So we all got ranch. How's that ranch? Dude, the ranch was gross. Burger King Ranch. It's strangely warm. It's terrible.

Warm and like sour. I'm in my ranch phase now. And I like a good ranch. That's bad ranch. That's bad ranch. That's bad. Like Chick-fil-A ranch? Yeah, very good ranch.

Also bailed out by having one thing of the sauce. One thing of the sauce. We had one. Not from Burger King. Leave a comment. If you were the one who gave us that sauce, you saved the episode. We met a lot of heroes. We did a lot at the whole.

live show. At the meeting, great. Various, like 100% E lore. Yep. Yeah. There was a guy. Zan was there? Zan was there. We met Zan. Evan was there. Evan showed up.

Yep. I walked out. There was a guy wearing an Osama. Holy shit. Watching Achievement on her on his computer shirt. I was working out with Blaine and I told him about that and he just stopped him and set and went, he was what? Yeah, dude.

I posted that in the Discord. I forgot when I, when I bumped into Evan, I was like, oh, hey, it's just good to see you. and he was like just past like the check-in, like so he's entering the venue and he was like, I brought you flowers, but they took them away. And he points, but that's why we made sure to take a picture of him.

Yeah, we got him. Oh, Timothy was there. Timothy was there. Yeah. Our artist. We also found out, finally, after years of wondering, who sent the pluffles.

Yeah. We got to meet the pluffel send. I believe it was Nathan. It was, who sent the pluffel. I quizzed Gracie immediately. Yeah. She remembered his name. She said, Nathan, I'll never forget.

Yeah. Because that was like, I was like, you're gonna forget. Gracie was so over the moon about it. It was so awesome. And then Gracie was like, was that them? Yeah, and I was like, I mean, well, no one else has ever like,

no one's ever come up to us and be like, it was me, I did. People like they have fucked around said that online. Yeah, yeah. Anyone can say, I give them the sauce. But it was really cool. Like we met a lot of people. One person said, hey,

I brought you this, the Burger King Super Satan sauce. That's true. And I didn't know what the hell it was. I didn't even know there was a thing. Michael thought it was from the 90. I thought it was old. I was like, how fucking old is this is.

Right? I thought it was like, you know, people send us sometimes. Yeah. They send us stuff. And it's like, I found this stuff in my grandparents at it. Yes. So I said it to you guys. This is out.

It's a Pepsi can from the Phantom Menace. Well, because also, besides the, the blue toy, all the branding, it just seems very Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z. It doesn't scream super. Right. Yeah. So I just assumed it was like Dragon Ball's E 90. This says, this says super.

Look how small it is on there. They always like make it super tiny. And I don't know. It's just any time. Because it's Dragon Ball. They either have the blue hair. Or like, Beiris is there. Right.

And this has neither. Beiris is one of the toys. It's just Goku and Vegeta. I would love to get a beer. Me too. I'm glad we got, at least we got a blue. One of my cats was Beiris for Halloween.

Why is Vegeta doing this? He's the prince. I know, right? Yeah, he never does that. He's Prince. He's Prince Vegeta from Planet Vegeta and his dad was King Virginia? Yeah, motherfucker. Yeah, it's easy to remember.

He says, like he doesn't know, as usual. Just like the, I only just found out. Just like the Prince of Earth is named Earth and from Earth. I only heard about this from the Deadlock podcast. I only just read out about this. I watched, I've seen all the Super now, and I watched every movie, and I watched all of Daima.

Near the end of Daima. Dima's funny. Like, it's actually a really good show. You were telling me that, like, I need it. It's so worth watching. It's only 20 episodes. Crunchy Role? I think it's on Hulu.

I think it's on Hulu. I think it's on Hulu. It's probably on Crunchy Roll as well, but I think it's on Hulu. There's the end where they're fighting the guy, and it's a classic, like, and Vegeta taking turns and they're fighting over it

and so Vegeta's fighting and they're like oh we should switch in Goku and they're like he's never gonna like he's never gonna bow out we know Vegeta you know like and Balma's like I'll get him

to do it and so Balma screamed she's like she's like hey you better stop fighting right now or I'm never gonna take a bath with you again and straight up but he goes dude it's almost like sped up

but just goes and he's like I'm done you can go in And I was like, that's funny. That's all great. It was comedic, like, very funny. That's very funny. And he's like, you go ahead.

Awesome. And I was like, whoa, that was cool. That's a fun show. So this is this. I have, I've got all the Lord. I never thought I watched Super in my life. He's locked in. I haven't watched Dragon Ball Z since I was like,

getting in high school. I watched Super and it was old subtitled. And like, I feel like I don't remember any of it. Because at one way, it was just like, I just got to get through it. And I was just like, the first half or more. The turn it. The tournament arc at the end is so long, and I was just like, when will it end? When will it end?

Like, I was just like, how many episodes do I have left? And that's all I remember thinking. I don't remember what happened. It's like multiple tournaments, too. There's like a mini tournament. Then there's a real tournament. Yeah. There's like a fake tournament.

Yeah. There's a tournament of universes six for seven, which is just for funzies. But then there's a tournament of power, which is all the universes. Except it's not all the universes. Because the universes with mortal levels of seven or higher are exempt. Now, mortar levels is just based on your... universe, how technologically advanced are like mortal beings. You get a mortal level.

Like, do you have good science? Hi, moral. Are you fucking stupid? Oh, mortal level. Bummer. Yeah, I know, right? You know, leave a comment in the chat. We're like a section. Oh, you wish we were at three. So, somebody gave us this sauce because we could not

get it, but Nick was the keeper of the sauce. Of course, which cream. I mean, Nick also like happened to bring it and have it, you know? Happened to. I did. I did. I thought about throwing away in the hotel. No, you didn't. Shut up.

We keep hearing about, we keep hearing about how he thought about it. Yeah, right. He was this close to thinking about it. Cut to today. I have it. There was a bit, one dip bag. That's what it was. It was going to be a surprise for the right one.

It was a thing where we were like, well, I'm glad you have it. And you were like, yeah, we can all do one dip each. Everyone can do one dip. I went, that's what we get. It sure did. He got one. I got extras. You had extras.

It was just like the pizza sit. You just fucking went for it. Yeah. I'm not going to ask for him. He'll bring him out here. Guess what? I didn't even want a second dip.

I could tell. I could tell. It was a real father-in-law situation. You fuck. You bitch, you liar, you fuck. You bitch, you liar, you fuck. You tricked me. No, Nick. I deceived you.

No, no, it's even worse. Trick implies we have a playful relationship. Oh, maybe. Classic heel. Maybe I won't be the harbinger of good. He won't be the harbinger of good. No, anymore. He's harbaging.

Holy shit. So it was a good trip to New York, and thank you to the one loyal bug who saved this episode so we could have the Super Sayan sauce. We did have, and I'll say this, it's like a different sauce. Oh, I've never had a sauce that tastes like that.

I'm glad we actually got a taste of it. It's not even a fast food sauce. Right. I'm glad we got a taste of it because it's not just like. It's like a place you get out of restaurant. It's like a real place. It's pretty distinct.

It is. I'm glad we got it. Again, just never had. You know, a lot of places right now we're doing like hot honey and a lot of shit for two years. Exactly. Everyone sort of copycats like a lot of this stuff in fast food. All the trends. It's that.

Nobody wants to be the trend setter. This was absolutely out of nowhere a completely different thing that I never expected the taste of. It was like really stunning. Apple's first foldable phone will start at $2,000. Yep. Jesus, who case? That's nuts. For a phone that folds, I don't need one.

For the first. of a phone that folds. So it's the best one. Yeah, definitely. Can't wait to see. Hey, Rocco. I'm so glad Apple invented the concept of folding phones. So smart.

Good Lord. In addition to the sauce, they've apparently also, like, come up with a new recipe for their chicken nuggets. Like, these are all new chicken nuggets. Were they different? I couldn't, I don't know. I don't know what their nuggets tastes like. Yeah. Right.

Why would I eat Burger King chicken nuggets? No! Don't leave. I never came in. It was a. They need to put that off. on the door. It's like, no, don't turn around. Come on, no, please.

And no, it's surprise. Crazy was trying to get rid of these at the show. Yeah. She was throwing them into the crowd. She was turning to, she's turning to her airplanes and throwing them in the same person

over and then the paper airplane flew to the same person. Yeah. But, Burger King back again. Do you guys want to learn about Burger King? I guess. I know so little about it.

Yeah. Dr. Dun does not. Intentionally. Yeah. Sure he doesn't. What? Jordan thought he knew. Yeah, I'm pretending.

Sure you know. Get a load of this. Goku Chan. Our last Burger King episode was May 12th, 2026, where we ate Burger King Mandalorian and Grogu meal in our cars. We received an average rating of 50. You thought the last time we went was with Gracie, you fool.

It was for the anniversary. Yeah, but I didn't go to that Burger King. What do you mean? Did we go into that Burger King or did we just show up in cars? No, we went together. No, we all went. Oh, I don't remember that. Now you're thinking like me.

You're doing it Michael's style. I didn't get any bonus lemonade. It's pretty good style though, right? No. No, everyone got regular. You were there and you were in your car and you had the food and what else is there to remember? And I remember I kept doing, like, had a little grogoo

and it kept like suck it up. Yeah. Yeah. And then I found out like right near the end that the ears opened on the chicken fry box. Couldn't believe it. Couldn't believe it. Couldn't believe it.

No, also. No. I think it sucks that they're all one star on the top. It should be... Well, the whole thing is... How many are there? Seven.

There's five. This is a five-star crown. Yeah, how do you like that? I don't like it. Do this. Turn it into a ball. It just seems like a thing that should have been like more thought out.

You think they're doing more thought out than what they thought? I don't know if they've done anything. Look at Goku blue. Shut up. Yeah. Make him hair blue. The last thing they did was just a mashup

with that movie that came out that didn't do very well. Yeah. Four months ago. Yes. Which feels like much longer. And then it had, wherever had Grogu... Which movie that didn't do well?

Not this masterpiece. It had Grogu Blue cookie shake or whatever. Oh, yeah. His Nom-N-N-N-N-N-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Gu. Yeah, Eric is G-Gu-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-B. Numb. So have they done anything, like, that isn't like a brand collaboration? No, they have been hammering these brand collabs.

This has been, like, their fucking thing. Also, also... We don't suck anymore. Trust us. Why? Please. Are they doing Dragon Ball? I have...

There's, like, no, It's out of nowhere and I do not know. Nothing new. The new thing they're doing isn't until like later this year. Yeah. Yeah. There's nothing new right now. Except I watched it.

The new art comes out next year. They were like Michael watched it. Yeah. I think that's probably what it was. Oh, we heard that 100% he is talking about it. Maybe Dragon Ball is just always in the remake and shit. I mean, it is to a point. But like it will get people in Burger King.

It's always in style in like people wearing big square t-shirts. Yeah. Like with a square image just plastered on like a sweatshirt. that's always in big style but it's weird to have like a brand dealer restaurant for nothing. There's no new movie, there's no new show. I mean, they got to get it.

It's just like, you gotta be really plugged in to Dragon Ball to even know that they're like redoing the first two arcs. Yeah. And then the Moro arc. And then the Moro arc, which I, is good. Burger King doing this is trying to get people in their restaurant that aren't construction workers. And, uh, well, they're still, well, they're still,

because it was us and it was all construction. Well, they're getting both. They are. The line is long and it's, construction workers. They did bulldo's the Home Depot. Yeah. You'll keep learning? That's it? Nope. Oh.

What? 50, huh? Yeah, crazy. We're reading this because of how much Dragon Ball Michael's been watching. He's watched it all. He knows all of it now. From Gohan to Piccolo, I don't think that's spelled right. All the way down to the Loli Goku.

This man knows ball. Hell yeah. Capital B ball. Yeah. You should have put a Dragon Ball emoji. Is there a dragon ball emoji? I'm sure there is. Like not an iPhone.

I guess I could have put like a star emoji. That would have made sense, right? Yeah. Yeah, but then he'd have the same argument about like the hat. Yeah. Would it be one star? Oh, they are different stars. The five makes sense now. I thought there were seven. There are. No, but like a set, I thought it was like there's like, it's like a seven star thing. Is there, huh? There's seven balls. What do you think, what do you, what do you, and they have one through seven stars on? Oh. Okay, well, it wasn't like that.

Dude, I didn't want to play Gracie. I like, they're too short. I don't know why they would do this. So you thought there were seven, seven, seven star of Dragon Balls. I guess I didn't know. Is that a number? Yeah, I just figured, I seven Dragon Ball and seven are the things that like they like lock in for me. Right. So I went, they're too short. Why would they do that?

Right. Well, that's five of seven. I didn't think about how it was a five star. What's your favorite star ball then? Seven. It's the most. It looks a little crowded. Yeah. It's the best one. They really jammer. I think I like the one star. It reminds me like when you're writing on a poster and you run out of space.

Oh, I'm sorry. Writing too big as it. How am I going to fit? seven stars on this thing. Jammo, jammo, jammo, jam. And Diamond, there's only three. Huh? What? They're like demon dragon balls. Oh, cool. Like the Black Star Dragon Balls from Dragon Ball GT. Talk about those. Filled with malice. Ultimate Shenron. Yeah. And then the fights the dragons. Yeah, that was crazy. What the fuck? Crazy time. Not canon. Don't worry. I've only read about what happens in Dragon Ball GT. I never

watched. I never bothered to watch it. You don't remember the baby art? I didn't like The alien baby? What are you who's signing that? Nick is bad. His name is baby. He's an alien from truffles. And he's like from planet Truffle. And then he possesses Vegeta's body.

So he's called Baby Vegeta. But he's not a baby. He's a grown ass man. He's got like dark eyes. Evil. Evil. And then there's Super Android 17 saga. Big time Super Android 17.

Which one has Go Tanks. That's Dragon Ball Z. And like why would you make fun of that? Yeah. That's actually. Who's making fun? It's just a name I know. Ew, we're talking about dumb shit

and he brought up go-tanks. Don't question the goat. He spits out little like... Ghost bombs. Comacazi bombs. Go-tanks? Yeah, out of his nose. Yeah.

And they're like, he's not like Goku's son? Well, he's half of Goku's son. Yeah. He's the fusion of trunks and Gotten. Go-Ten. And go-tanks. Goten is his son.

Trunks is Vegeta's son. Gohan? Second son. God damn you. You got two sons. That got a goddamn you? Yeah. This guy looks.

Look, Heel around. Well, that's because we all know he's doing it on purpose. That's what I'm doing. He does know everything he's saying, though, which is not like, Kolo. He's like, wait, Go on? He's naming all the other characters. He's like, I don't know which character Gohan is compared to Goton.

Trunks? He, Kolo? I only know raddits and raccoon and Jace and Jai's Dreis! Australian! And the frog. Captain Ginnu. No, that's a frog. What's the what's the... Oh, Goldo. Goldo. Yeah. I know Gold do the Gino. That's like all. Gini for you. Yeah, Gini. I know. I'm

Do you remember the blue one? Who's the blue one? Bring. Oh. Oh, he's close. Brin. No. Brin. Go back. Brie. Boatitz. Boatits. It's Boatits. Bertin.

It's Bertin. Boatts got his own movie. Son of Boatits. He teams up with baby. We're bringing it back. We're bringing it back. Dude, there's a filler episode in Dragon Ball Super where they go to this planet.

It's like a little trunk side story. and like and like Vegeta goes Yeah and it's like this life water That like It's like goo that copies a person And becomes them But then like if you don't destroy the goo

In like a day The goo becomes the person forever And the person dies So anyway it's like a copy of Vegeta And it's just like pink goo And Vegeta's like fading away And they have to like kill the goo In order to like save Vegeta

But the goo Jeter The Goo Jita voice is Brian Drummond The original Ocean Dubvejita Who goes over 9000 That's crazy brought him back in... So it's Chris Sabba, Vegeta, and then that Vegeta

talking to each other. Oh, that's really cool. And I could tell immediately listening to it. I was like, that's OG Vegeta. That's really, hey, that's genuinely fucking rad. Napa. That's really cool.

So then, so then, but then he's just as strong as regular Vegeta. So Goku shows up, and he's fighting Vegeta. So Vegeta's on the sideline. Needing Vegeta to die, but he's cheering himself on to kick

Virginia. Oh, yeah. And Trump's he's, why I'm like, you're gonna die. He's like, bullshit. I would lose. This is, that's the most

Vigita thing in the world. That's awesome. That's a great one. Anyway, let's learn about Burger King. Still? Oh, dude, there's so much more. More Goku, fast, please. A 33-year-old pleasant prairie Wisconsin Burger King employee was arrested

for stealing $150 from the register while working, according to police. Prosecutors say surveillance video captured the man taking money from an open cash register while on his shift. He was making change. The craziest part of the whole story is that there's $150 in cash in working.

Like there's not. only enough cash coming in to total 150, but there's enough business advertising to warrant any kind of money on hand. Paying for BK and cash has to be a recession indicator, and we're all just waiting for that big, beautiful day. $150, man. Maybe someone came in with a fat order. They got all the Goku sauce.

Yeah, they said, give me all the Goku sauce, there's $150. We had somebody... We had somebody tell us they flew in from Wisconsin to come to the live show. Yeah. Which is pretty crazy. And then we had people from the West Coast. There was a little bit of a travel fight. There was.

People saying like him this far. Oh yeah, yeah. The guy who won, I don't know if we should count him. We shouldn't, but we did. I want to count it because I think it's the coolest. There's a guy who came from Japan. But he did say, it was already here. He was already here.

I'm here for work. I was here for work and I came to the show. It was like, you came for us. You came for us. You still bought the ticket, the ticket sold out. That's true. He still got to fly all the way from Japan to get to the show. He got one of the walk-ups.

Took a chance. a chance all the way from Japan. That's right. In 2022, a Pinellas Park Florida Burger King employee was arrested and accused of stealing nearly $150 in Pokemon cards from a Walmart. What does this have to do with Burger King?

Well, he worked at a Burger King? Did he work at a Burger King in Walmart? We don't know. Oh, I don't know. I don't know. He said that the man walked into a Walmart after his shift before he walked out with several packs of cards tucked into his pockets and backpack. Police said the value of the stolen cards was $149 and $7.7. Bohn was set at $150.

Dude, this must be while they always keep $150 at Burger King, it's the employee bail money. Now the guy who stole the $150 doesn't seem like a very good omy. Oh, dude, he's stealing your bail money. Weiner Schnitzel dot. Wiener Schnitzel would never. Actually, they could never. They've never had $150 at anyone location at any time.

Damn. I was just thinking like, oh, we set the bail at like almost exactly the amount. You could just pay us in the Pokemon cards. You could just pay us in the Pokemon cards. The judge is gonna resell. Yeah, he's making 500. He's streaming in the back. He's like ripping up.

So I guess this guy just got off shift and probably went in his burger game outfit. Yeah. And then just probably, uh-huh. Big on the burger game point. Really wasn't thinking ahead. The matter of what you're doing,

you shouldn't commit crimes in your company outfit. It makes you really easy to find it. What you should do is get a company outfit for a company you don't work at. Exactly. And go wear that. Like Walmart. Yeah.

Go into Walmart wearing like a spectrum internet shirt. And they're just going to like, Spectrum internet, who's this? And they'll never know. They're going to look at you and go, I hate you. Well, they would even stop you because it'd be like, that guy stole. It's like, yeah, spectrum. It just rips you off. Yeah, that's what the spectrum does. You can't stop them.

This is what Spectrum pays me to do. I'm sorry. They're going to steal our program on cards and then turn off our internet. No, no, no, no, they're not going to turn it off. It's just going to be intermittent. Yeah. Right. And it's just something like this. Unfortunately, we are raising the price again. Oh, okay. Can't avoid it. Nothing we can do about that, I guess.

Anyway, that's how you steal. Yeah. Is that what the judge is saying, who gets all the Pokemon cards? He's banging the gavel. He says, no monopolies, but then he turns to his phone and he starts ripping him. Right. And he's looking for a sneezele. Sneezle.

That's the big ticket item. Yeah. Everyone who wants sneezing. And Gohan? Go ten. Boatits. What was his name? It was Boat.

I don't remember Burt him. What was it? Burdham? It was Bulldog. Bulldog Bodez Bodez Goku They're the Bidtis Botenz is Goku's father

If you keep saying names back to back You're going to activate me Boatts is Gohan Bodens is Goku's father Raccoon Vajita Raccoon Vigida Oh yeah well they go to

In Super They go to the raccoon planet They do actually There's a There's a raccoon that becomes They're Tanukes Yeah that's right They go to the goo planet

With the goo water Okay And they're harbingers of good. Harbingers of good. Baby, Baby, baby. And then they brought that, Vegeta finally

goes Super Saiat 3 in Daima. You see it? It looks weird as hell. Super Thane 3 that looks dumb as shit. But why would he go to Super Satan 3? No eyebrows. We don't know. Why would he go Super Satan 3 when he can

already go above that? I don't remember. Why does he need to go 3? Well, see, I don't know if they... Super Satan God, Super Satan. No, no. I think in Daimah, I don't think they're like super Satanian 3.

status. I don't know if it's canon. They're baby being. It's like an offshoot. Well, they get babyed through a wish. I'm just saying I don't think they're far enough. Like, I think it's separate. Like, they don't know super yet.

I think. I think three's as far as they could go. And then they also go, fuck it. Here's four. Even though it hasn't existed since GT. It's not canon anymore. It's never been in the show again. And they're like, we're bringing him back.

Super State 4 is stupid. Yeah, it sucks. They got big forearms. They got big forearms. They're like. And the red. Pink torso hair. It's red.

It's red. Tail comes back. And they have like mascara, basically. They're like, you'd love it. They sound beautiful. You want to read last? It looks like somebody who would draw like, I made my own Super Saion 4.

In my sketchbook. It could be real. I mean, Google SuperSaint 9 and you'll find it. Let me Google Super Satan 23. Yeah, hell yeah. Let's see what we get. A Philadelphia man was arrested Monday. Is this this recent?

Just Monday? I put dates on it? Nope. Monday. God. After he was seen shuffling down the street outside of Burger King with his pants around his ankles. After someone informed the police, snitch

about the man, they quickly arrested the pantsless individual and said his bond at $500. Now hang on. That's way more than they keep it to register at Burger King officer. Be reasonable. What if he stole Pokemon cards and took off his pants? Where's he keeping

the cards, you ask? Well, the sauce monkey will never tell, but if you lower that bond, maybe it'll show. Ooh, saucy. That only sauce one. Five star ball. In his primordial pouch. Sorry, let me see your five star ball, son.

Pantsless guy, 500 bucks. Which one of these is your favorite? Oh, are you guys like pants. You just said his pants was around his ankles. Yeah. He's not been pantsless. They didn't disintegrate? He's just been pantsed.

They're all super saying 23. Which one is your favorite? Whichever one you like the most, that's the one will show. You like this one? I like this one. I'll send it to you. Wow! That's so cool.

He went red. We'll probably put that in the thumbnail for the episode. We'll have to give credit. Oh, yeah, that's good. I got to get him credit. You never wrote me that particular Superstay in 23. Yep. What website is it on?

It's on Pinterest. He'll never believe it. He's just maug in, dude. Yeah, he's mocking. Docu Mogg. Classic, uh, Goku. Or a farming. Did you like that trunk's line?

What? Oh, that was a crazy line. Hey, watch the ride along. Whoaf. Hey, I'm just playing the show. I just press plus. I watched a couple weeks ago. He's just going to click.

I went, hmm. As I watched it. Are we going to have... I should tell people about that. Did they have commercial break bumpers in Dragon Ball Super where it's like, Goku posing with like a... Oh, one of those like, do, do, do, do,

yeah. Yeah. Are you going to pull one of those in here? Oh, that's a good idea. He looked up like... Yeah, we should film one. The fuck? Well, we could do one, yeah.

I mean, it would just be taking a It would be the sauce monkey like going like this. I guess I could just put the sauce monkey head on it would be us on the other side going pretty cool. Be serious. Yeah, he's wide. Oh yeah, you show big he is. And his hair is on fire a little bit. Oh, that's cool.

He's power. Oh, it is on fire. Oh, it's on fire. Oh, he's on fire and he's got a boo. Oh, he's got, he's got like half his faces. Is that a boo-boo or his face just skull-s? I'm sure in the lore, like to reach Superstain. Is that skull face or is it a boo-boo? To reach Superstaying 23, you have to, you have to go through. You have to go through the core of the planet of Vegeta. Oh.

But King Virginia's going to stop you. No, he's dead. Hey, by the way. Can't stop shit. By the way. He couldn't, then he can't now. By the way, Nick asked. Gracie, remember.

Oh, really? Mm-hmm. Way to go, Nick. Bigger Gracie. Wow. And this episode was really rolling along. And then Nick just didn't, he didn't reply.

No. Don't give me what I wanted. I would have. The answer to the question? Yeah, exactly. Wrong. failure. She answered correctly which was wrong. Well, there you go.

Those are the facts. God damn. You guys learned about burger. No, there's more. I feel like this whole episode has been spitting silly. Hell yeah. Good. Well, we're back. It's been still in Dragon Ball. What in the hell are we going to talk about? The delicious food.

But hey, we should be good down. The one dip each we got. It's not too late. We can make a Michael Jordan podcast. It is too late. What are you talking about? Why would we do that? Not if I can help it. good. No, shut up. I bring

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Oh! I think it's Vegeta wearing that pink shirt. It says, Bad Man? Yeah. I want that shirt. Yeah. And then he gets his license? Yeah.

I want that shirt, but I want a shirt, but I want a shirt. Say good man. That's good man. Harbinger of good man. That's what, that's the bumper. His shirt says, his shirt says teachers beware. Dirty bite, dirty bike.

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Do you feel like you had the magic of the dragon balls? Did each one? tastes like a seven star ball. Yeah. All seven sevens. This was... I got to roll 49 stars! Seven to the seventh power.

I can't even do that math. This was so sour. Oh, nice. I like when he gets sassy with him where he's like... Hurry up. Yeah. I don't have old day.

Dude, not only that. But in Super, he's like... He's like real sassy. No, not just as he. Beiris is there. He's like, oh, I'm so sorry, sir. I was like, what the fuck is this? And he's like, I've got to get out of here. It's crazy to see him, like, afraid of something else.

He's like, loom-zoins, I gotta get out of here. He's afraid of the cat? Yeah. Well, the cat's the god of destruction. Yeah, he destructs. Oh, yeah. I thought he was just a cat. I thought he was just, like friends with them. He really is now.

He's like Goku's new teacher. I mean, you got to be friends with the god of destruction. He pissed them off. He was going to blow up Earth, but then Earth had a lot of good snacks. Had good snacks. And Goku was strong. He went Super-Saying God, which the... Is that what that is?

Yes. No. Well, first it was red. Yeah. That Super-Saying God's Super-San. That Super-San God, red turned Super-San, which is blue. Yeah. When he goes Super-San God, then add Super-San, it goes blue.

So they call it Super-San Blue. Yeah. It's just Super-San God than Super-San. The Super-Sane God isn't a Super-San rule. Right. It's just a form. It's like K-O-Kin God. Yeah.

Well, you can add that too. Oh, that's right. You can go Super-Syin blue, then K-K-O-Kin times 20. I hope my body can take it. But hey, guess what? It always can. It's never not taking it once. I could explode it at KOKAN 2.

Kio Kekin 500. It's like, it was this close to blowing up. But now he has ultra instinct. Right. Does Tien... Full autonomy. Is Tien what? Does TN.

Yes, TN's in the torment of power. They scraped up all the homies. Master Rosh is like, and I'll go to. Yeah, he was there. Yoncha watched. He even... Yoncha did not go. Yon Shat.

It was one of Yoncha kept waiting. There was like an episode of Arc. where he's recruiting people and Yanchi get going, man, they're going to come ask me. They're going to come ask me and I just don't know how I'm going to turn him down. And they never asked him.

That's so awesome. And that rocks. They're just saving you for laugh. He's like, how am I going to get out of this? Surely they're going to ask me. And then they don't. He's like, what didn't they ask me? Why don't they ask me?

Kremlin goes? TN goes. Wow, Tien even goes. Master Roshi, they even have this tiny, they have this tiny little section of Master Roshi before the tournament for him to like, he finally has to expect

the evil from him, and he's like, I have to no longer be seduced by women because it will interfere with my fighting. Because he's a horny old man. Yes, they like de-horny him. Wow. Where they like, it comes up in the tournament, and they're like, he's gonna lose it.

And they're like, wow, his training's complete. And he's like, he doesn't fall victim to horniness. I like the part where Android 17. Anti-Goon Squad. He kills those, like, Sailor Moon characters in the middle of their transformation. Oh, yeah. Well, he didn't kill him.

He just shoots him and they're like, what the fuck? They had to start all over it now. We were transforming. It's a whole Sailor Moon thing and he goes, and shoots him in the middle of it and they come over and they bitch about it. And then let them start over again. And it's Goku, the whole tournament going like, come on, let them power up. Your whole, every universe is going to be destroyed that's going to be blinked out of existence.

He's like, well, get strong. Yeah. Let him get strong. Let me see how strong. What's the Janimba? Yeah, it's Janimba. Oh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Zeno. Lord Zeno.

but there's two of them. Is that what you're talking about? No, not the little guy. The big galactic guy. Oh, Jirin. Jirin. He's the big strong guy. Yeah.

I love the little, the little purple guy. Hey, Zennies. Yeah. Yay, we love you, Goku. Zanis are deleting the universe. Goku, you're so funny. They can't do that. Yeah, and there's two of them

because, dude, trunk's storyline doesn't get better. Future trunks? It's every time they bring back. He goes back to the future gets worse. I'm going to spoil it. Then his whole universe gets deleted. Oh, no.

It's gone. No, future drugs can't catch a break. It can't catch a break. One of the best endings of like when he like goes back and fucks up sell. Kill cell and it's like, oh, how nice. What a nice button. Until guys, two years later.

It gets worse. Yeah, it's like then Goku Black. Yeah. Oh my God. What the fuck. And then he winds up with that woman who should be very old by now. Well, she got wish back into a baby. Yeah.

Yeah. It's not as weird as. She was in Dragon Ball. Yeah. She was with Peeloff, the little dog. And it was her. Our name's my. Yeah.

You know. You know. You watched Dragon Ball. Read the last food. Oh, medium fry, classic French fries served hot and perfectly salted. You know what's crazy? This actually is that irrelevant to the episode.

Like at least it's actually Dragon Ball. Yeah. Yeah. Now you go. Medium Fry is my favorite arc from GT. Yeah, yeah. I like him. He's hanging out with Friza and...

He would never. He hangs out with... Dude, when they... Well, when they recruit... When they recruit... Friza for the tournament. To be on their team. In the tournament on their side.

Wow. Is it gold Friza? Yep. Yeah. Yeah. They get boo. There's just two seconds where where Majin Boo, fat boo,

gets fucking ultra ripped, shredded and it looks awesome. And then right before the tournament starts, he falls asleep. Oh, I can't do that. So then they go, we have to make a freezer instead. Boo, boo boo!

Makes sense. Boot! That's what he sounds like. Yeah. Hey, let's press the serial. You shoot dog. I kill you. Oh my God.

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He really just can't get away from that. It's very funny. This guy thinks Boded's actually showed up. Okay, Goku. Give me them nudie big. He's all about it. It's the next favorite part. Come on, Vegeta.

Ballmo keeps it right and tight. Whoa. That's up the end of the Dragon Ball Kai. It blew me away. Oh, hell. Goku making offers to Elder Kai that he shouldn't be making, that he can't make. Yikes. That they shouldn't be like translating and dubbing.

I know. And Virginia is just like, Pip out your wife! He's like, I can't. She would never. She's old. That's right. Yeah, she doesn't have it as put together as Bulma.

Oh my God. Then also in Canon, which implies is that Goku's like looking at Bulma. Well, you know what, no, it's not that crazy. When you find out Bulma repeatedly, unbeknownst to people just on the side, is summoning the dragon to make herself look young.

Oh, God. She keeps wishing off like five years. That way no one notices. But also. And Freezes. Where is she doing this? Freezes coming to get the dragon balls to wish to be two inches taller. That's pretty cool.

That's the plot. I'm tired of being a short king. Basically, yeah. We should get the ball spare. Freezing could get a tall shirt in stores. That's true. That's actually how it gets. That's his next form.

That's all for you. That's actually how that storyline gets resolved. Yep. They're like, Tiled down. Pretty good. But we have our review of Burger Key. We need here from you to say, we call you review.

I spy a long one. Long ones, yeah. They're not like long, long, but there's some half. He's got two, he's got two, he's got extra two pages. Well, it's a you review, so, probably. You can do it. It's really 50-50. You guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, whatever.

I mean, I'll do the first one. Do it. Doesn't M. Doesn't him? Doesn't them? Doesn't them? It doesn't. It does them.

It's always some fucking bullshit with this Burger King, dude. Half the time they're closed early or something's broken with their drive-in or assist them this or app that. just are in, I put in order in on the app and I drive up and there's some dude standing in the drive-thru and gives me the hand across the neck closed sign. So I drive around him and go to the window

because I've already ordered and paid in the app and both the people inside give me the same signal. I'm like no, open the fucking window or you're dead. Dot dot dot. So they do and they say we're closed. I say I already ordered in the app and she says something

about like their system is broke or some shit, then I'm like, okay, well, how do I get my money back? And she says, I have to go through the app. What the fuck, man? Just be better. It made me the best review. It is. It is such a good review.

Yeah. I give his review five star. This is a good one from dozen. And everything was spelled right, too. It was just like, just like, just like, God, fucking shit, man. Open the fucking window. There's always a window. There's always a bullshit with this burger gig, man.

is a bullshit. What the fuck, man? Yeah, you know, it is what it is. Sorry, doesn't. All right, I'll do Lorraine's. Yeah, you do that one. Here's Lorena H. It just got my order.

It was just a kid's meal. It's 724. Almost 45 minutes later. Seriously. The staff is very rude and ghetto. Can't win for losing. I understand that we are on the south side. Of what?

San Antonio. But I'm a paying customer and I don't pay for food so I can get mistreated and talked rudely too. So sorry y'all have lost my business altogether. No. Is there a reason your staff members just toss the food on the counter? Or why the staff members talk about the customers as they're in the back looking at the orders? Huh? Part of the job here is customer service.

Save your time and money and eat somewhere else. That knows about customer service. Save your time and money and eat somewhere else because it's Burger King. Yeah. Right. Going to Burger King you complain about... They're talking about the customers. Yeah. Yeah, it's Burger King.

That lady ordered this. Stop talking about me. Get my name out of your mouth. That girl, by the goose. She needs her order. I like the first review better. Yeah. You ghetto! Every time. Fucking.

You can go anywhere to any fast food place. You go to those one-star reviews. You're going to find one that goes like, these people. And you go, uh-oh. Uh-oh. What do you mean?

You know? Could be anybody. Could be. Dude, it could be the Times Square. It could be. Typically not. Ghetto's a place, not a specific people. And you know that's what they meant.

Uh-huh. You know that's what Lorraine meant. Yeah. Put him in the back, she said. Well, there's one. more from Tibby L. I'll read it. I'll save Jordan who knows what's in here. It's long enough

where it's bound to something. It's a minefield. Tibby L. This is from Tibby. They say Okay. This immediately doesn't seem like that crazy. After waiting for at least three minutes. Holy shit. In the drive-through, without anyone acknowledging my existence, I

decide to drive to the window. Big mistake. When I get to the window, the guy rudely tells me, I told you that would be with you in a moment. You will have to drive around and place your order. I told him I waited and no one said anything to me. He argued with me, tell me who was actually waiting, that I replied to tell him, okay. I told him he must have spoken to car behind me before I pulled up.

He still argued with me. It was me that he spoke to. No one cares. And I needed to get back in line. He just didn't understand that when pulled forward after waiting, the car behind also pull forward. I think you don't understand. I asked nicely if I could just place my order

at the window since I had already waited several minutes. He told me no. I asked quote, is it physically impossible to place an order at the window? He told me it was. Which crazy there is a cash register that they could literally ring my order up on two feet

from him. I get it. This fast food. Not the brightest stars work here. It's not best or healthy. It's not best or healthiest food. It's fast food. Your expectations on everything are already low. But to have someone be disrespectful, rude, and flat out lie, because they can't perform the job is BS.

Sorry, they can't preform the job is BS. I can post form it. I'm vegetarian. This one of the only places I can quickly go to that has something I can eat that's not just fries. Now I'm never going back because don't eat at place that hire men who. who talk down to and disrespect women. Seriously, Burger King, a teenager who will honestly pre-form this job better without airing his bad manners towards women to customers.

You know, it okay. Me know you dumb because you work at Burger. Pre-form, pre-form. This fast food, me, you know smart like me. You not brightest stars work here. Me, bright star. Oh, shit. He argued with Tell Me, Tell Me,

Who was actually waiting that I replied to him, tell him okay. Oh, Tibby. You're drunk. Jesus. Honestly, that would be a better explanation. Jesus Christ. Fucking mild. It is written so bad.

So this person, they didn't wait and they drove up. Yeah. So they said drive around. I just can't believe the whole argument is like, no, you didn't tell me. And in fact, I'm going to argue that why that happened. and I'm not going to drive around. Yeah, and I guess they're saying, no matter what happens, drive around.

Yeah, I'm telling you. Right. I don't care. Drive around. Stop being rude. This is one of the only places you can eat as a vegetarian. Burger King?

What the hell are you talking about? Classic vegetarian place. Well, I feel like there's other places. No, that's it. If you're pulling Burger King, I feel like there's places with other options. If you're willing to go to Burger King, if you're only place I can stoop to Burger King.

This is the only place I can go to. Yeah. But also, actually, never coming back. Problem salt? Yes. Fuck me! Yes, you're right. No, stop, don't.

Says the sign. Well, those are your reviews of Burger King, but we have our review of the Burger King Dragon Ball needle. I need to find another nugget to remember. Okay. I'm going to lick Nick sauce. Do it. Oh, bring it in. I'll go ahead and just say, these nuggets aren't bad.

If these are the new, if these are their new and improved. New and improved nuggets. Yep. I guess they fixed whatever it was wrong. Yeah, it doesn't taste like Burger King. Yeah, it doesn't at all. It tastes good. Dark sauce.

They're very close to... Super rare. Yep. Super rare. Ultra rare. And super, like, it's ultra rare. You don't just get that. You don't just get it. Someone has to give it to you on a live show. Yeah.

It's very dark too. It's dark, but it's not. No, no. It does look a little bit like it would be a barbecue sauce. Mm-hmm. But yeah, it's much more soy sauce, Terriaki sauce, like, very... Hint of smoke.

Very savory. It's a good sauce. It's a good sauce. He's talking to you like, you're me. I'm ignoring him, like, he's him. Yeah, they've gone down because they're cold, but, like, they're not bad nuggets. They're not bad, they don't taste like Burger King.

They're different. They're different. Yeah, I would say, like... They're not as, like, flat thin. If I had to compare them to, like, McDonald's? Yeah. Pretty good. Mm-hmm.

Like, I think fresh, McDonald's has the best. better crunch. Yeah. Like the breading, but the nuggets better. Yeah. Yeah, the chicken's better than McDonald's. Yeah. McDonald's hasn't really updated their nuggets. Nope. Since I was born. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They just got that crisp. Like, if you get them real hot, that crisp is the best part. It's

most of because they don't have to. They don't have to. Yeah. And we're entering going over there. It's so sour. It's so sour. That shit is crazy. That's why it took this long to drink it. It's so sour. We're entering a new phase, like, that we've been doing the show long enough that like fast food restaurants,

are changing. They're changing. Yes, yeah. Wendy's is in the shitter. Burger King's making good nuggets. Wendy's going down. Burger King trying. What the hell?

It'll be a dark day when we eat Burger King. This is the best Burger King we may have ever had. And go Burger King, it might be good now. Right. Right. We're not saying that. I would never. Not yet.

Not yet. Gave it. Mostly because it'll be the people, the Burger King defenders who come in and go like, I always knew one day. They would see the light. They were wrong. And now one day proven right. Right.

I just want you to know. When their food changed. You were wrong. Yep. You were wrong in the past. They're food changing. It's better. Yeah. That sauce is good.

But people are willing to ignore context. The sauce is really good. Dude, the nugget's still really good. If you can find the sauce, you should try it. Yeah. Yeah, if you can get your hands on it. It's crazy. Based on the sauce and the decent nugget, I would say, if you're feeling it, I'd recommend

you actually go to Burger King. If you're hosting a live show. I would never talk someone into it. Yeah. But if you were thinking about it, I'd say, go for it. If you're hosting a live show last Thursday, make sure you take the sauce that someone hands to you. Don't throw it away like you were going to.

Yeah. I should have it on it. I was thinking about it. It's so sticky. I got a molecule sauce on me. It's too late. You're going to turn it to go. No.

I got it. I got it. What did you think of the flavor of the sauce? I thought it's great. It's complex. It doesn't taste like a fast food sauce. It's kind of soy It's kind of

I guess it's a little terriaki It tastes like getting sushi Yeah it's very soy forward And like just It does kind of taste like a sushi sauce It's got a nice kick Maybe you were saying Goku Jang

Uh huh Goku Jang I said Goku Jang I heard him say I heard him say I said it first And he did say it Because I couldn't remember

him exactly what it was Goku Chan Uh huh Goku Chan But yeah It's got a little bit of kick like that So I think it's really good I think I'm gonna give it 77 stars

Holy shit The 77 star ball? Yeah. It gets seven stars. That's incredible for Burger King. I'll give it a 500. No. Coyotein times 500.

I give it 20 times 15. Your body can't take it. Oh, my body took it. It's fine. My body can take anything. Yeah. Just don't question my body later. No.

When my body's expelling. I'm, I give it a 79. Wow. This is the highest. It's good. King we've ever had. It's the best Burger King thing we've had. If we're just bringing the nuggets and the sauce, that is what we are rating.

They're both very good. It's really good. The Dragon Ball stuff, because the Dragon Ball stuff has been really fun with all this. Outside of that, it's just good. Yeah. Like, we're not looking at it through a DGZ lens. I'm stunned. The drink is so sour.

Little Boba Popp balls. I wouldn't say I like it. Yeah, I would say you don't need the drink. It's wild if you want to try it. It's not at all refreshing. It's worth a shot, but it'll... It's so sour on the front, but the sweetness is on the back and it makes me go

ooh I can have another sip and I sip it and I go yeah and the sour also dissipates it is like fighting a cyber man dissipates too like as you drink the drink cyber man cyber man cybermen cybermen are from Doctor Who you idiot Goku's in Doctor Who

yeah Dr. Koo? That would be cool Whoa that's pretty cool that would be go cool That's in the next one That's my OC Jason Douglas who plays Bearest is in Ruby Whoa! Who is he?

Who is that? And who are you? What is he doing here? He plays, well, Weiss's father. You're not famous like Michael. Mr. Schen. I love Beers. Like, he does such a good voice. He's always like, kind of like, he's always like, when he's not checked in, he's like,

he does a lot of screaming. He could just go to sleep. When I watch it, when I watch it, it's really like, oh. Like, I feel for like, most of his, just, his lines are not simple. Yeah. He doesn't just get to talk. He's like almost always

like yelling, like even like talk yelling, where it's just like, it must be exhausting. Just like on these vocal cords. Well, 78 is the average score. Holy shit. Do recommend, yeah. Do recommend you go get it. Very crazy that we're rating Burk King. It is crazy. It has been higher and higher

and higher each time we've had it over like the last year. I would eat these nuggets. Yeah, they're not bad. Yeah, we could do a blind taste test and just be like pretty good. You want the rest of the sauce? He does. I know he does. Yep. Well, you can go to 100% eat dot store for merch. We'll have a, we'll have a, we'll have a,

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Oh, I believe it. Yeah. We're not even to the point where like everyone signed up on the last day. Happy anniversary. All right, our first one is from Frank Amelia, who writes, To my cats,

Pipe Bomb and Randy, short for coconut water. Randy for short. What? I feel like it was a double type. So one cat's name is Pipe Bomb. This is pet, pipe bomb. Thank you.

The other cat's name is Coganut Water. This is Randy for short. Why is Randy short for coconut water? I have no idea. Okay. Why did you name a cat Pipe Bomb? Why not? You can name a cat anything.

I guess you could, yeah. It's like those cats that show up my back patio. Free Wi-Fi. Oh, that's right. Free Wi-Fi. To my cats, Pipe Bomb and Randy, short for coconut water. Randy for short.

You're very ugly, and your fancy litter is too expensive. If you keep waking me up, an hour before my alarm, I'm going to put you down. Yeah, that's a good idea. It's a good idea. Fred and the cat. A cat fan of the show. Bold thread to the cat.

Rest of message deleted for censorship. Smart. Hell yeah. If you put them down, they can be listeners. Sorry, pipe bomb. Oh. Nice. Ghost cats.

Bearest. Our next one is from Tom. Tom Oz. Thomas says, hi. Hi. Hi. Thanks for everything you guys do. You're welcome.

Especially Nick. Yeah. The heel? Hold on. We'll get to that a second. Especially Nick. because as he always says, he's helping. I am.

Also, I'm thankful for the opportunity to maybe become a cuck. All the best, Thomas. Sorry, he didn't work out, Thomas. Well, you could still be a cug. You could be. Just not in this way. I mean, that's up to you and your personal life.

Yeah. Do you think that was Tom from the Live Chef? Bought us his drinks? Whoa. Good hair, Tom? I don't know. Good hair, Tom. I don't know.

Do you think he would have said Thomas, though? Maybe. He didn't mention, he didn't mention buying your drinks or anything. Yeah, he didn't know anything that was happening in the future. Huh? Huh? Huh? Um, my favorite part of the live show was when everyone would just go, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They did it in a reasonable amount of times. Right. They didn't go overboard with them. Yeah.

But the last time they did it, Jordan went. It was enough. That's enough. And stop. Yeah. The maestro. The thing with, uh, this reader.

Call me the maestro. The thing with Nick being the heel, or it's like, somebody came up at the main greet. It was like, Nick, Nick and. Eric, you guys are always getting hammered. Yeah, or like, you're always You guys are always taking all this shit.

We're the same. They're always getting hammered. It was like, Michael was like, him? Yeah, what are you talking about? What do you mean? I'm a heel like Eric. Yeah, you're always getting, you're always getting gonna jump out of your, you're never giving it out.

No, don't leave. We need to hit one of those stickers. We did. Oh my God, let's go to get us. Let me know if you can go to burger and get us on those stickers. Well, let's just, like, let's just make our own design.

I was thinking about like a sticker pack that we could do because like Timothy made a cool spice right sticker. Oh he did. It was really cool. We put one on the fridge in the back at Bell House.

Hopefully it stays there. They're gonna look at that. Sam was putting Eric's stickers. Eric Harris around New York City. We put one in the bathroom at the Bell House too. Send this pictures if you see him.

God damn. Yeah. Go to 30 Rock. He's someone on a pole. Which is where F.A.O. Schwartz is now. Yep. Yeah, but it's like a much smaller one. It is.

But they still have to piano. They gotta have that piano. Got a piano. Our last message is from Pam, who has a hammering that reads Hello, all, you got me. The allure of the Cuckchair experience convinced me to finally pay for the 100% fan tier. Yay! You all

are hands down my favorite podcast, and as someone who works for a food company, let's just say I had something to do with the Taco Bell Baja Blast Pie last year. Whoa! I like to pretend listening to your podcast is really just market research. That helps me with my job. Write it off. Now, well, now you know,

Burger game could be a threat. Yep. Be careful. Watch out. Watch out. They're coming up from behind. They're coming up from the basement. Anyway, I submit a hammering for my mom.

Yeah, he doesn't even listen to this podcast. That's cool. First strike. She hasn't ever met a food that she doesn't think couldn't be improved by adding ketchup. Oh. No. In her excuse. Ketchup lover.

She's from Pittsburgh, the land of Heinz. Oh. Calm it down, Mary Kay. And back away from the ketchup bottle. Yeah, bitch. Yeah. Yeah, mom. Put the ketchup down.

Pick up the Jack Daniels. Hell yeah. I feel like there are so many foods that are instantly ruined by ketchup. So many. Why would you add ketchup to so many foods? It's like, it's a very thin, I don't want it on anything. It's a thin needle to thread on the ketchup and proving something. Yep.

And it's mostly on potatoes. I'll have it with French fries. In different forms. Have you mashed potatoes? No. Weird. No. French fries.

Yes. That was so close. That was really close. It felt like he was going for my dick. I think he was. It did. It was a ring shot. So if you want to send in your 100% fan shout out, you can.

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It was not him heckling the, the Little Rock 9 going into the school to desegregate. It was Jerry Jones themselves. The owner of the Dallas Cowboys was heckling. Sometimes we forget. It wasn't that long ago that this happened.

I just stared out of it. And then all I did in the whole point was I leaned over to Gracie and went sports. And she went, I know. And I was just like, okay. Yeah. They're from Dallas, too. I'm sure you do.

Yep. Wait. I mean, shirt? What size? What? What do you mean? Why is it like a t-shirt up there? Also, you know sports now.

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