100% Eat - Chocolate Pineapple Frosty & the Broke Water Cooler - Ride Along Wendy’s

Episode Date: October 31, 2024

Sprite! Powerade! Nick lists all the sodas that Wendy’s is out of while drinking a pineapple chocolate frosty and Michael tries to fix a broken water cooler. This is all for the place. They’re out of straws! Powerade Zero! Eventually we get to the burger but Our Heroes know a Chum Bucket switcheroo when they see one. Jump in, it’s Ride Along. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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You guys lucked out. Yeah. No, this is good. See, I was confused. But the lady who works there likes it. She likes it Because she likes it when it's all they have. Yeah She sold I was confused cuz I just thought the whole thing was pineapple It's the vanilla frosty with pineapple Pineapple frosty I was like, okay

I thought they were out of the pineapple you want chocolate and she goes I can put the pineapple in the chocolate and I was Like what you talking about? And then she's like, I found some vanilla. Scraped it up just in the bottom. Where they never clean it. That's fine. That's the best part, dude. That's like, that's flavorful.

That's flavorful barbecue. Tom McDonald's not gonna get E. coli. That's like all the gunk in a brick oven pizza. That's the flavor, dude. It's like good stuff. Oh yeah. Clean it. The burnt ends of the frosty.

Yeah, burnt ends. The chocolate's a little- Interesting. Intense for the pineapple, which is all just sort of- The thing about the pineapple too is I mixed the shit out of it. I mixed it, mixed it, mixed. Oh, Jordan, you did a better job.

Mine is just settled at the bottom. It's all at the bottom. But on the description, did a better job. Mine is just settled at the bottom. It's all at the bottom. But on the description, it says, oh yeah, we put it at the bottom. And it's like, why? Why? Because that's where the straws fall. This whole thing.

That's how you drink it. Oh! I spilled it on myself. We haven't eaten this yet. I'm good. Please don't spill on my brain. But I'm sure. I did a little bit.

I'll get it. Relax. Oh God. Relax, I'll get it. I can predict how this is gonna go. I came right out. This is gonna just scream of. I'll come all over it. So you won't. I'll get it. I can predict how they came right out. This is gonna just I'll come all over it. So See the frost by comparison the frosty

Eric took that really long I Just feel like this whole thing is gonna be they foam this in because already It's like they're not even trying to make it a Krabby Patty. It's just the square patties, and it was bunch of up square. Just speaking. But they already do square. That's what Wendy's does. Exactly.

That's why it's so easy for them. When we walked in and I looked at it, I went, what is different? Like peek behind the curtain, I was trying to find anything that wasn't this to do for this episode, because I knew, we haven't eaten it yet. And I just knew it was gonna-

No, I've eaten Wendy's burgers many times. Right, but not the Krabby Patty. Yeah, it's got a sauce on it. That's different. Which is different. And it's like, I just know it's gonna suck. Yeah. And not even like, wow, this sucks.

Just- But a cheeseburger. Yeah, like what was the point? But people need to know. Dave Thomas died for this. He died for this? Yeah. He might've died from it.

Look at this person. Yeah. There's a lot of things happening right there. What a good guy.. Oh I'd be, if I was this car in front of us, laying on the horn. You're in the wrong lane. Turn around. It's fine. He's trying to merge dude with no blinker. Oh wait. I turned on the second. Wait hold on. Hold on. Oh this is, this is great. This is fascinating. Thanks boss. I got a spill. All right now it's time for us to stop. No, that's fine. Oh look, just to make it even.

Just to make it even. You did that without any hesitation. You know what really got me? We did that last milkshake thing or whatever, and it took about 45 minutes to suck through the straw. And then I opened this to stir it, and it was like, melted. And it was like, spilled out. Yeah.

I was like, oh, right. Frosty. I'll, if you need it. Is that the same guy? If you need it car cleaned, I'll use the company card. Oh, great. He'll use his for the first time. Yeah.

That's correct, Jordan. Very generous. I'm sitting in my bathroom. I checked my card. What? My card, it's in my bathroom. I can't fit it in my bathroom. I check our Every day and every day it's like There's one that says like the m Jones card. What would I buy and it says it says import data. So It's like you have it. There's no trip. What would I get? But that's great. I love it. Yeah. Yeah You're gonna have one car detail

You know, it's really worse and I will say cuz thankfully was vanilla didn't stain in any way what's worse is I'm fucking sticky Instantly because I I felt bad I started scooping up with my hands and I'm so goddamn sticky now It's not just regular frosty sticky. It's pineapple Apple is the stickiest it is a sticky ass fruit, bro. It is I ate a bunch of pineapple earlier today Yeah, you make stuff taste good. Yeah, I'm eats it. Well, yeah, right Yeah, when Michael when Michael spills his frosty in the back seat tastes good Yeah, oh so you guys are reading the Fifth Act guitar book too. Whoa! Let me tell you how many times

they talk about, um, wanting someone's seed. I was gonna say seed. A lot. It's so obvious. It's relentless. Also, I got to a point where someone was like, his head was cocked, and I was like, I think that's the first time that I've used that word in this book that's not what the other thing means They're talking about male chickens. I got four hours left, and I'm done Wow really series

I know yeah blowing and cock. Oh, yeah, dude. I am as they say I have been unleashed Nice I unleashed myself And there's only three and then that works card There's only three crescent city books and then if I want to read threat of glass, there's eight books. Mmm. Holy moly. What's that? So, you know, I guess you're not done. I'm not looking forward to you grab these bags. Yes Whoa, you got it door like yep Boomer is like making me spill drinks his doors going nuts like it's just look at those fucking grackles out there Now they had it timed out they want the food hey than they care about my car real quick make it even no

I think I'm good. Okay. I'll just look at that for this I think I'll just look at that spot every time we get in the cargo. Hey, you wanna spill something in my car real quick? Make it even? No, I think I'm good. Okay. I'll die for this. I think I'll just look at that spot every time we get in the car and go, no, I know you will. I do actually feel bad. Did you ever find out what happened with the thing in the back seat of your old car?

Yeah, it was a spill. Yeah, it was a spill. Just a spill of chocolate. Michael spilled. You know what? It was me. I've been pointing. Alyssa spilled everywhere.

Oh. She was drinking a coffee for a while. Not long enough, apparently. Coincidentally, in Akatar, when they talk about spilling a lot, it's the seeds spilling out of them. Oh, God. And spilling down their thigh.

Oh, perfect. Spillage. Perfect. Look, we got our merch. Yeah, we did get our merch. And also, look, the water is now cold and hot because the buttons were flipped. It's true Wait, the buttons were flipped. Well, they were not flipped and now they are. Oh, okay That's why they was not cold and it was funny as I mentioned in text Jordan's walking out I'm like, it's not even cold and he goes what the fuck Walks out of the building. That's the only reason I texted. It works, it works.

What buttons need to flip? What? Back. Oh, I didn't know there were buttons on the back. I know, well I own two in my house, that's why I knew. Oh. So it works now, we have water.

Well we had water, it just wasn't being cold. It's being cold! Wow! Hang on. Well, let's check. What's the verdict? That's cold. Yay! Fuck you! Oh. Sorry, I got really excited. I got like really amped. Well, let's check. What's the verdict? That's cold. Yeah!

Fuck you! Oh. Sorry, I got really excited. I got like really amped. I do. I thought we were just being- I felt like that was more towards me. I pointed at Jordan and looked at Jordan.

But I felt like it was more deserved. Why would he say this to me? It feels like it's to me. After the soda machine, it felt like it was deserved. That was, why did you do that? Why not? We had to know. So.

That doesn't work though. We weren't recording in the Wendy's, but if you would like, we could recreate. Yeah. We were recording, just not video. Here it is. It was me standing. I just go though.

Listening to Michael, and then he just walks over to the soda machine, presses the button to see what's not working. And then I gestured to Eric. And then he wanted me to look the way my dog tries to get me to go in the kitchen to give him a treat. Take me for a walk. And then he- What if we did?

And then he started going, we had to know. And I said, no, we didn't. And then I went back to listening to Michael tell his story. And then he started going, Sprite. No Sprite. They're on a Sprite. No Powerade?

And then it was like this. This is it. They're on No Sprite. They're on a Sprite. No Powerade? And then it was like this. This is it. They're on a Sprite. They're on a Sprite. Powerade. Why? Why? Because remember Jack in the Box had nothing.

This had something. Powerade zero. Yeah. No, Sprite zero. What's up with the power? So I feel like it's not on now. What do you mean? Well the lights aren't on. like it's not on now. What do you mean?

Well, the lights aren't on, the hot doesn't come out, and the room temp doesn't come out, so I feel like it's off. Now it might be broken. It's plugged in. I saw that. Hey, this works though. Maybe we're out of water.

No, no, it made a noise. No, I know Well, that's the water pumping up through the straw my friend No, you're from back. Thank you When I when I flip them on here when I flip them on the lights came on like they're supposed Yeah, another not on but pull pull it and grab your cup. Let's get to the bottom. Yes Oh, this is a video video. I know well You can come check this out on YouTube. You need to watch this You're a fool if you're just listening

drain plug I get it they're like a Cold right on oh, there are little switches in the back. Yeah. Yeah No, no and when I flip them it definitely turned on and I was like hey it works And then maybe it stopped working when I left Wow Wow what's the I had the right idea. I left immediately when I left. Wow. Wow. Let's see, I had the right idea. I left immediately.

What is this? It's an on off, but it's not a switch. Oh yeah, it is. That is bizarre. Yeah. What's up with that? I don't know. What are you?

Why don't you unplug it and plug it back in. Okay. I wanna see if the lights come on. The old hard reset. Well, you know, let's just, let's figure it out. This guy plumbs. Okay. Here it comes.

Quick, call IT. Oh, see, light on. Light on, light on. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Light's on. Start the Here it comes. Here it comes. Quick call IT. Oh see light on, light on, light on, light on. Light on. So the lights are off. Now the lights are off. Lights off. Okay so.

Maybe it doesn't work. But we don't need hot water. So there is the cold water. No, but sometimes hot water. Sometimes hot water is good. By the way, while we're doing this. What also I mean if that doesn't work. 15 text messages.

Woo! In the middle of, hey. About the water cooler? Hey, you're probably busy. What are they thinking about the water cooler? Jordan is going to text me right now. What does that always happen to you? That is my one life.

Not activate heating switch until hot water tank is full and water can be dispensed from cooler. Okay, hot water tank. Well, right, cause it heats it up. You know, I'll investigate this more after we stop cause I don't want to do this anymore right now. I have a question. What did he say?

Did you ask about the cooler? There you go. Hey, what the fuck? Is this on or off? Are you mad at me? What is? I don't know. It says on off, but it's like a blank spot.

What is this thing called? Brio what? Trace. Water dispenser? I don't know, dude. Well, I'm over this now. I'm not, I Water dispenser? I don't know dude. Well I'm over this now. I wanna know. I've been over it.

No I'm just, I'm leaving. You can leave. You guys can continue. If this is what the- Dude we don't know what's gonna happen next. Has this package of Albanese gummy worms been open for the last 10 days or so? Probably.

Try them see if they're still good. No I won't be doing that. It looks like it's got power, but then- These aren't chips, so I get it. I get the conclusion. Oh, I see. I guess a room like a house. Is it pretty cold cold when you're drinking out of it?

It was cool, but I feel like it's not cold cold. It's not cold cold, so I feel like it's not doing what it's supposed to, and it's dispensing the water in general. What's crazy to me though, is I would think they would all come out regardless. But now they're going, no, we're not even coming out. Wow, unbelievable.

I believe it actually. It's unbelievable. We bought it for like, what, 100 bucks on Amazon? Probably less than that, I would say. I wonder why. We bought the used one, right? Yeah, we bought the used one. I waited here for the used one.

Well, you waited for the dented one. It's true. Oh, so you plugged it in there. I did, I moved it immediately. Just in case. Try, I think I was gonna kick it a bunch. Oh, for the best? Maybe even out the denting.

It's like it gets the power, cause it went do, do, do, and that's where I stopped and went, there we go, the switches weren't turned on. And now it no go. Yeah, no. Anyway, we're gonna eat some Krabby Patties. Let's go look at it.

We'll let you know how this goes later. Yeah, let's go take a look. See what's in these bags. It's gonna look just like Mark's in it. Mark, dammit! Oh Jesus, that scared me. Well that's, Whoa! That's the next step on the troubleshooting. gonna look just like Mark's. Damn it! Oh Jesus, that scared me. Well that's, oh!

That's the next step on the troubleshooting. What, to breathe in deeply? Oh, we get stickers? Oh, what is this? Dude, that's a W. Hey man, I have a kid, this is exciting. You can have mine. Tweet me.

You can't have mine. He has no idea what this is, he'll love it. These are for Holly. And no one else. These are for my cats. Yeah. Meow. You should see them. Stickers?

Yeah, here's yours. Oh yeah. I just want to see any of them. And then here's, you ready for the burger? Yeah. Burger time. Hang on. Hang on.

Dude, that's so, hang on the fuck on. Whoa, is that a Krabby Patty? That's so smudge bugged. That's slopped. It is slopped. It is slopped. Look at that. Is that cheese or sauce? Well, one of them is a double.

And that's- Oh yeah. How can we tell? I don't know. They might be that one. I think it might be this one. Oh yeah? Nope. Really?

I call mine a Daddy Patty. This one has- Keep looking. This one has the receipt. Does that mean it's a double? Oh, it's got, it has to be. It's there. Yeah.

Daddy eats first. Yeah, that's good shit. Well, we're gonna eat a Krabby Patty and let you know how it is, but also fries. I bet it's gonna be pretty Krabby. Whoa. Like the water cooler you bought. I found spoons.

Oh, we have spoons now. That's great. They weren't in the store, but they were I found spoons. Oh, we have spoons now. That's great. They weren't in the store, but they were in our bag. Yeah, great. There was nothing at the fucking store. Jordan, free us. Huh? Michael, you do it.

What?