100% Eat - Cinnamon Roll: The Graysie Mission - Ride Along Cici's Pizza

Episode Date: June 26, 2025

Our Heroes give you a JUMBO ride along this week. In a last second pivot, they've stolen the cinnamon rolls and they are taking them to Graysie who could not make it to Cici's. Enjoy this reeeeaalllly long episode to put a bow on our last office. Say goodbye to F-114. Wait are we allowed to say that? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Big reveal. Hey guys, we've been here all along. Oh shit, there's the office. There's what Gracie said. There's the numbers Gracie and Eric like to say. Yeah, see if you can match it up to their mouths. Eric did it too, Eric did it too. I can't believe Gracie would do that.

I can't believe Gracie would do it. I can't believe you would do it. Yeah, you'd do it. It was a real motherfucker. You're telling me. We'll never forget. I can't believe Gracie would do it. I can't believe you would We are telling yeah, we're told By the power of three white men My one weakness It's a weakness God has built into humanity. That's how podcasts became so powerful. Yeah, I know they're wrong, but I'm listening.

Yeah. But I'm wearing headphones, so it feels like I'm part of the conversation, so I gotta agree with them. Oh, fuck that, fuck that shit. I'm buying merch? Yeah, right. Huh? buying merch? You're buying? Huh?

There's stickers on my car? We should start building imposits for people to just respond and chime in. Oh, that's a good idea. So that they can feel like they're part of the conversation. That's what we should do whenever there's something political. It's like, okay, and we'll pause

so you can argue with us or agree with us. Yeah, yeah, get him, get him. Throw in your two cents. Yeah. Now the other side. Literally though, throw in your two cents. Please. Support us on Patreon.

Combine all that two cents together and go to patreon.com. It's a literal change for your thoughts. Wow. Go fund me. Ooh. The watermelon returns. Where are we going?

Where are we going? Huh, that's weird. Eric, you passed the Sonic. Oh, we're going to Whataburger. Is that why you were winking and making kissy faces at me? The Sonic Burger? Oh.

Oh, he typed in Sonic. So remember the other day. So we're going to the headquarters. We're going to Sega headquarters. I remember the other day when I said, all we have to do is a May month. We must be going to a different one. Yeah.

A May month, every month of the year, and get rid of Nick. Yeah. Yep. What? We're putting this plane into action. No. What will you do without me? Have some peace.

I agree. Let's stay quiet. We'll still get together, but nobody will know. We would fail quietly. Yeah. Yes, absolutely. That's what we would do without you. Yeah. We'll still get together but nobody will know. We would fail quietly. Yes, absolutely. That's what we would do without you.

You guys would just hang out. No, probably not. Probably not. That's why we would be so quiet. You guys would just hang out. No. I don't think so. I don't.

I already don't hang out without you. Yeah. Yeah, weird. Nick really is the rubber, huh? He is the rubber, huh? He is. Eric, Eric won't go to goddamn brunch with me in six months.

What? That's true. I haven't gone to brunch. Hey, we should have brunch. Are we going to A&W? Well, the thing is like, I, you know, I stopped asking. Yeah. I've never resented the offer.

It's just like, it's a seven weeks in a row. It's a standing invite. It's a standing invite. It's a standing invite. Let me know when you can leave your fucking house. Oh, we came to get into an accident? Yeah. I thought it'd be cool. We going to Subway? Let's do it.

Yeah, we're going to the Bosses Subway. Commence it in town, motherfucker. Yep. We're going to the Bosses Subway. Are we coming to the Holy Land? What is this? The Holy Land. Nick. CCs? Are you making a progress?

We're going on great adventures today. That's Six Flags. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yes, we're going great adventures today that's six lives yeah oh yeah yes we're going to see see yeah here's a trick we're really going to see see we tricked you we got you are you so got you got me we pulled into the parking lot film yourself of how got you are we pulled into the parking lot he went yeah I did well I assume that's what he meant by the holy yeah he was not a joke this is the first part of the ride along. We're going to cut here and then you'll see us after we eat all the pizza.

Nick will be even happier. Yeah, and full of pizza. We're going to walk out and he's going to be like, it's not as good as I remember. Yep, six days in a row. Six days? Yeah, that's why we had to do it. Thanks for helping me out.

Yep, absolutely. I finished it last night for dinner. Okay. Oh shit, okay, you would've missed it. All right, six days in a row. All right, see you on the way back. What's your streak? My Michael Nice to Gracie streak.

Oh, that is true. We're all doing it, but clearly the narrative here is Jordan and I pushed for it, and you didn't want to. Eric didn't want to. We have the text to bring it. Yeah, it was not quote worth it. Yeah. Yeah.

I like the not being included in the quote. Why that? Ah, it was not quote worth it. Yeah. Yeah. I like the not being included in the quote. Just like why, why that, ah, it's insane. Dude, we saw the picture of you not laughing at your joke. That was so, that picture is so good. And the rogue pain yo. Yeah, the very small one. Oh man. You don't have to hold that cup, Jordan.

I just don't want you to see how piss warm it was. It's so warm. It's the cup from the other video. Yep. Yep. It is. Oh yeah, that video's on Patreon. Same cup.

Us loading. Okay, so what happened inside was somehow Gracie is getting cinnamon rolls. Yeah, that's- Not somehow. Here, you can have it. She, so I invited Gracie to come. Little sister Gracie needed cinnamon rolls. have it. So I invited Gracie to come. Little sister Gracie needed cinema rolls.

I invited Gracie to come, especially because there was a Nick trick. And she was very into it, but she was busy. She wanted a trick, Nick. In this very video. She's too busy. So then we just kept texting with her in our group text. She became the best part of us going to CCs. All you did was send a picture of us there. And she ignored the picture.

And said, send me a picture of us there. Yeah, and she ignored the picture And said send me a picture of the city. It really was it's like me. I see the Take a picture and then Derek Jordan took a picture of the wall. Yeah Yeah, I thought that's what she wanted to say but then it was all this round around her a picture of the actual cinnamon rolls It actual cinnamon rolls and it was, oh my fucking God, it looks so fucking good. I'm so fucking jealous. My mouth is watering. And Eric's eating them going, they're not that good. I just, I said, like, these cinnamon rolls suck.

And then she just said, you suck. And then Michael went, we gotta get Gracie some of these cinnamon rolls. You had a bad cinnamon roll. So. Yeah, I had a bad one. The dry ones were bad. It was a bad one. Dry ones. You had a dry old one. Dude, these dry ones were bad. Dry ones were bad.

We had a dry old one. These in here are fresh. And they're being kept fresh by that straw. Right, that's right. They have air. So I was like, I'll just clean out my cup. Put it in the cup.

And so I went up there to do that. I rinsed it out with water and I was like, drying the inside. And I saw Eric getting cinnamon to do that. I rinsed that with water and I was like drying the inside. And I saw Eric getting cinnamon rolls that I knew he wasn't getting for himself. And you're like. No, you said they suck. And you're like. I grabbed like three.

I'm getting them. And I went, yeah, okay. And then I went over and started getting more and Nick comes by and he's like, oh, I think he got them. I'm like, not enough. We're not gonna drop off three cinnamon rolls? I mean, three in a cup? That's not enough. Dude, I could have squished at least eight or nine in here, but seven is a good stopping point.

Yeah, luckily they squished, but you don't want to get them too high. Yeah, I don't want them all fucked. But seven was the perfect, like, just squished a little bit, like pushing a little bit of a muffin top in your pants. Yeah! That's also so many cinnamon rolls to give to one girl. Dude, and also was I barely touched them So sticky Oh man now I'm gonna text her oh no

It's eating them on the ride over Casey's is doing all their construction in the summer Yeah, they had all fucking winter to do it. I just don't get it. And then they're like, hey, we're opening the back. Be open in the fucking front. Yeah. It's like Bryce Harper with his wrist injury. They didn't really think that one through.

It's just like Bryce Harper. Yeah, when you think about it, this is the Bryce Harper of Casey Snowballs. Deal with it in the off season. So this was. I'll text Gracie what she thinks about the Bryce Harper thing. So this was just None of this was planned. All of this is sudden. If you want to see us shoving cinnamon rolls into a cup put that on Patreon. Oh great. Michael's blowing it up, but

yeah, America's Faith Family of Five is a little monkey. Oh my god. That's how I know it's important. I see a monkey pop up on my text. Yeah, what will people think? What will people think? God. No. Michael, you're going to stress her out.

Oh, no. What's going on? It's going to be the ultimate reward. Michael said Nick wants to eat a few. I don't know if there'll be any left. She's going to be the ultimate reward. Michael said Nick wants to eat a few. I don't know if there'll be any left. She's going to be mad. She's going to cry. Oh, I'll be the hero.

She's going to text back Nicholas. That's right. I'm going to bite one of my own fingertips off and get out. What are you doing to me? Ah, give him. You're just continuing your streak of being nice to Gracie. Gracie just said he wouldn't do that to me.

I let her know we're fighting him off. Hold the line, fellas, hold the line. Oh my God. I'm so glad we went to CCs now. Yeah. Dude, I told you. We're not glad because it was good. We didn't go because it was good. No one changed their mind I told you to be good for content. No you

None of this is what you had in mind. Not a single one time did you say think of how good the content was. No, I always thought it was always we just need to go. I'm a content first guy. What the fuck are they building here? The highway expansion. Oh really? They tore down that fucking The gym and the Tattoo parlor? The tattoo place? Jesus. I used to live over here. Me too! I love this HV. Oh, should we go over there?

Really? They're expanding the fuck out of it. Well, it was nicer before...well, it'll probably be nicer when it's done, but I mean before they did all the construction, it was... It'll be nicer when it's done than in the middle of it. Well, I'm just saying for his own benefit. I like it when everything's fucked up. Yeah, fuck it. Jordan, go ahead and check the text.

Oh, okay. You tell me how my streak's doing. Nice, Michael. Yeah, it's working. It's working. Oh my God. Nothing like creating problems that don't exist. And then solving them.

And then it's for the person where, it's also for the person where when we get there, all of you can go, that didn't happen, Gracie. That didn't happen. No one tried to eat them. And Gracie would go, I don't believe them. Are you an elected official? Not yet.

Give it time. Give it time with a stunt like this. When we hit that random Patreon number and we start our political party. Not yet. Not yet. Give it time. Give it time with a stunt like this. When we hit that random Patreon number and we start our political party. Yeah. Yeah, dude. It's a moving goal.

Yeah. So if our numbers go up a lot, that doesn't mean we're gonna do it. Goals move. We're gonna move that. That's how you know that we're. Well, then we wanna be serious candidates. We're politicians, we're moving goal posts.

For guys, we started it as a joke, and we did get joke money. But now we're serious. As in the amount you gave us was a joke. Now we're serious, so we need serious money. We need serious real money. She's gonna get a whole cup full. Are they still warm? Yes. Oh no. I think they're gonna be kept warm as well.

Very insulated cups at CC's. Is this still warm? Yes. Oh no. I think they're going to be kept warm as well. Very insulated cups at CC's. By the way, all of that costs $55. How does that break down for four people? I mean, like it's a lot, but we didn't eat that much. Yeah. Yeah. That's how I feel.

Well, that explains why. Because I never was going to eat a lot. If you're Nick, that would probably be a bargain. We were there for maybe. I had seven plates. 25 minutes. 25 minutes maybe, yeah. We were the only people to come in and then leave. Yes. Yeah, I mean it is. Everybody who was already there is still... If you're down to roll around in the muck, it's pretty cheap. We just weren't. It's a good place to camp out while your kids are playing the games, I guess. Yeah, there's like that

whole arcade back there where everything just had to be the stickiest thing you've ever seen or felt. But then you're losing money at that point because those games ain't free. That's true. You know? You're better off going to Gaddy Town. Better off going to Gaddy Town? That's gonna be the new thing. Ooh, Gaddy Town?

Guys, you've never been to Gaddy Town! You've never been to Gaddy Town! Holy fair! You know what? Now that you mention it, you don't be great for content. Where's the nearest Gaddy Town? Because there's a Gaddy's, but that one is gone now. It's gotta be Round Rock. Yeah, Round Rock.

It has to be. That sounds right. Because there's that Gaddy's that was down here on Guadalupe, but now it's a pet hospital or something. Oh cool, so it's benefiting the community. Yeah, debatable. It's not benefiting Nick. Gaddy's was good. How was Cece's?

He's going to walk into the house and be like, this is nice. It was fine today. The Gaddy's was good. Gaddy's was good. I would argue in some instances it was better than any of the other delivery places, if you got good cooks. This is so, so's always so qualified.

Yeah, there's always a caveat. Right, there is a qualifier. You have to qualify things. You have to. Otherwise you're just making outrageous statements. Right. That's how McDonald's got big, is like there was one good one.

There's the one good McDonald's and everyone else was just- Well the one good cook, you know? Was just like, whoa, you have to have a good cook. This place usually sucks. Damn, is Tyler on today? All right, do you know it's gonna be good? For you know? It was just like, whoa, you have to have a good cook. This place usually sucks. Damn, is Tyler on today? All right, do you know it's going to be good? For you know, it's Jeremy.

He went over to Wendy's. He opened his own fridge. Tyler was helping me do a backflip to land on that net. Yes, he was. Yes, he was. We should see if you can get that footage. We should see if you can do a back flip right now. I think if Michael did a back flip right now,

he'd throw up. I bet if I got out of the car, stood up quickly, I'd throw up. I bet if we went back to that CZ, he'd throw up. I was fighting it the whole time. Just see the trash in the back of that car. Don't show Michael.

I thought the salad would do me good, and then I put a tiny dressing on it for some reason. Whoa. You got woozy. I think I got a bug. I hope you guys get it. No, no bugs. Yeah, my kid's thrown up.

Oh, well no, what have you done to us? We're anti-bug. We've saved you by coming to work and helping you get CCs and Gracie gets cinnamon rolls. We're parked next to a trash truck. And it smells so bad. It smells like shit. It really does. It smells horrific. He's talking about throwing up it smells like so bad. It smells horrific.

He's talking about throwing up and I'm just like... It smells fucking horrific right now. Oh my god. Oh the chilies! That doesn't bother me. Chilies on the left! Oh it's the world famous 45th of Lamar chilies. Dude it's like remember at the end of Endgame when Captain America thought all hope was lost? And then Falcon came in and he was like,

Chilies on your left. It was all staticky. You couldn't really make it out. But yeah, he said Chili's. It was staticky. You couldn't make it out. And then you just, you guys come here and he's like, We got Fridays too.

You got Fridays on your right. They're in the bathroom. Someone's dad is here? He's going crazy. He's going crazy. He's going insane. Oh hey, Eric! Can you tell this story on stage? Okay.

That's me! That's me! This is my sister! That's our tattoo! We have the same dad! He's fucking crazy! Take a picture of her showing muscles. Yeah, hell yeah. Dude, where is it?

Oh, it's this one. I think it is the street. I think you got- All right, here we go. Cece's round two. Yeah, a little bit more. Oh, this is a different two. Yeah, a little bit more. Oh, this is a different one?

Yeah, sorry. Where are they taking you next? Yeah, what if it's a trick, Nick? What if this is the second part of the Nick trick? What if we weren't texting Gracie at all? I think when Gracie dies, which will probably be before me, I don't know about you guys, but I'm living like 150. Yeah, me too. But we go, you guys, but you know where I'm living on 150. Yeah, we got you, huh, but

We go we classic we send her off with with style and we put cinnamon rolls in her eyes. Yeah Oh, yeah, yeah, it's I mean, it's the last thing she would want to see you know, it's to pay the the boatman. Yeah No, it's for Gracie to eat Given him shit. Yeah. She'll take over. He comes to pick her up on the river steaks. He goes, these are for me. You'll be burning in eternal damnation. But just give me a bite of your cinnamon roll.

Fucking no! Pay the toll. What are you talking about? I don't know what you're talking about. These are for me. But there are two. These are for me. This there are two. These are for me. This is where you turn left. Ma'am, you're dead.

You're dead. You're a skeleton. You suck, skinny bitch. Look at your baggy eyes. You ain't even got eyes. Everyone in Hell is very rude and very ugly. Everyone in hell is very rude and very ugly. Sounds right. Oh man.

And their hoes. Hell. And their hoes. Yeah, their hoes. I was like, there was a third one. Yeah. There was a third one. What's the difference?

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There's no lines. Yeah. Nick film how there's no lines. You just kind of drive by feel, you know? Oh yeah, they got those little, these guys this guy's fucking from here. They got the little notepad Jesus Christ little note I think that means no lines sticky notes. That's what he said Yeah, no lines I'm making fun of the sticky note. I by

Sounding like I'm disagreeing with you. I am actually on paper I'm just trying to help sticky now sound like I'm disagreeing with you. I am actually on paper. I'm just trying to help you get sound like I'm not and piss you off. Oh, okay. No, I didn't say that. I know, that's Eric. That's Eric, he's not about everything. He don't want to bring your stuff.

I know, he didn't want to. He kept saying not worth it, not worth it, not worth it. He kept saying I didn't want to trick Nick on the drive over. He didn't want to trick you. He didn't want to grace against him in rolls. He doesn't want to share Mario Kart 2 with anybody. Switch to Mario, what's it called by the way? Mario Kart World.

Dicksuck or something? Yeah, Mario Kart Dicksuck, I think. You think or I think in the title? No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Mario Kart Dicksuck. It's Mario doing this. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Looks like a YouTube thumbnail. Yeah. Oh my god. Eric was right not worth it Not worth it. Just throw me the trash and we'll go Yeah, throw throw him in the trash. We'll go and then Nick forgot something real You give him here I'll throw him in the trash. Then we'll go. By the way, hi, I'm Nick, the trash.

Throw him in me. I mean, hey, Cece's picture, we didn't get one. Oh, that's true. We have to do one here. With Gracie. In front of this restaurant. It's gonna be so confusing when it's not the restaurant. This is going to be so good.

The episode is going to throw everyone for a loop. I mean, we've been thrown for a loop. It's going to be crazy. I was throwing the loop. Yeah, you were watching this. I wasn't even throwing it. I was kind of poking it. Someone throw this.

You're going to watch this and then you did a backflip. Someone throw it. Yeah, and I threw up all over it. Someone throw this. You're like, watch this and then you did a back flip. Someone throw it. Yeah, and I threw up all over myself. Which way do you think she'll come from? I, underground. Yeah, she'll come out of the garage. The tree. She'll come out of the...

We should, with Gracie though. She'll come down. Because then it'll be a cheese and holding that. That'll be really confusing. And everything's confusing. Yeah, but also she's not in the episode then? Exactly, I love it. Nah, I'm confused. Don't do it.

What do you mean by that? Oh, there she is. Run. Don't run. Run. You don't need to run. You can run in flip-flops. Act like you want them.

So, we had four. We had four of them. And Nick wouldn't stop eating them. How many did you have? Where are they? I ate them. Smuggled them out. Got seven in there. Are you serious? Yeah, Eric wanted to stop at three and I said not enough. Oh my god, and you put a straw through them. At least I got it. Do you think it will come out like a kebab? I hope so.

Push it down first, make sure it's all the way at the bottom. There you go, you got it. Oh no. Nope. Immediately not. Would you say it was worth moving your meeting? Oh thank you. Yes. I was in the middle, I was like, uh, something came up. Yeah.

Something came up? Cinnamon rolls just happened. Yeah, they don't have to know. What is it about these cinnamon rolls that you love so much? I don't know, they're just good. Eric hated them. What? Actually? No, he was serious. He wasn't even kidding. And then he kept saying, it's a bad one, it's a bad one.

It was dry. It probably was a bad one. It was dry It was all right. Yeah, exactly came off a fresh bad. Oh my god. I'm so excited. You're sticky as shit I mean, I'm Betty D around there dude. Who knows maybe you get lucky. Maybe you drink Look at that It off let's take a picture in front of this restaurant. Yes. We were in such a tizzy, we didn't take a picture for the Cece's because we came here. So we're going to take a picture of this restaurant. Yeah, you might as well.

Oh, this is such a good surprise. Yeah, Eric. Okay, right into it. Okay, right into it. Okay. This is going to be, when we put this out for like what the next episode is, this makes no sense. No, it makes absolutely no sense.

It makes sense, she got cinnamon bowls. Here's your phone. Thank you. Absolutely. How did you end up with that? Cause I was trying to, I had to get in here. I don't need this. I was like, this is the least important thing in my hand. She hasn't been talking into a microphone bowl. That's fine. She's holding it. Yes, I've kind of been. She's got it. is the least important thing in my hand. She hasn't been talking into a microphone.

That's fine. I've kind of been. She's got it. No, it's just a new vicinity. Where's his microphone? Sorry, hello. And he's been talking that whole time. We don't know.

Well, enjoy your cinnamon rolls. Let us know how you rate them. Yeah. I mean, it's going to be a 10, but I'll let you know. OK, well, it's out of 100, so. Oh, I'm sorry. 10 would not be good. I thought it's going to be 100.

She's been on the show. Well, physically.'ll let you know. Okay, well it's out of 100, so. Oh, I'm sorry. 10 would not be good. It said it's gonna be 100. She's been on the show. No, physically. I don't know why it went that. She zones out during the show. You guys do 100 now? Yeah. When'd you start doing that?

No, it's gonna be 100. Okay, well let us know anyway. Yeah, I still will. Confirm 100. Yeah, I will. All right, well you enjoy them. Enjoy it. I'll catch you later.

I'll take this one. Not your phone. Bye, Gracie. Bye, Gracie, thank you. Bye, Gracie. Bye, Gracie. Thank you. Bye, Gracie. Bye, Gracie. Bye-bye. Oh, Jordan said thanks for the pluffle, by the way. He keeps saying it's his now.

No, I keep telling them. I keep telling them it wasn't goodbye. I keep telling them. No, Gracie. Gracie, you don't understand. She got like mad. Yeah, she got quiet mad. It was real mad. It was like a, but you wouldn't betray me though.

Yeah, it was like that. I was like, I know you know. No, we'll put it at the house. Exactly. Yeah, we'll put it at the house. Oh wait, are y'all at the house now? We're about to be. This will be the last thing that we're filming at the office.

Yeah, this is it. Yeah. And then you can finally tell everyone. Oh yeah, you can tell everyone. Yeah, you can say we have the address. That's all you want. You can say it now. Yeah.

No, no, no. No, no, no. I'll give you your address. I'm gonna do your address. All right. Yeah, yeah, we'll do my address next. I'll have my, yeah, I'll have my wife use her fucking shortcuts.

I'm being followed. My wife's like, oh, I'm doing shortcuts with like her friend Alyssa on my phone, like texting me also. And it just says, I'm being followed. And then sends her coordinates. And I don't know what she's doing. So it's- Wait, what do you mean shortcuts to your coordinates?

Like she is setting up a short. I'm sure she's, she saw her on Tik Tok. Well, you can do that to be like, I'm being chased. So all I got was a text message that said, I'm being followed my home address. And then this, and then a missed FaceTime call. And then under that, and then like, we're just setting up a shortcut.

Hey, just kidding. And I'm not just in my own home. All is not coming from inside the house. All right, if you miss All right Like they are okay a hundred You'll text us I'm sure I tell us for each individual one, okay What are you talking about? I? Okay. What are you talking about?

I love that she simultaneously did not believe me that we didn't bring them, but also did not know or think they were in the cup. No, no. She was just like, yeah, yeah, but where are they? Yeah, the way you were wielding the cup was like how actors do it in movies and stuff when it's empty, so you're just like flinging it around.

But she did not clock that at all. No, she just thought it was your cut. I was like, all right, Nick, give me, give me. Where is it? Where is it, Nick? Funny story, where the fuck are they? It's great, so where are they? I don't think that she said the exact same thing

I did about the kebab. Yeah. Too slippery. You know she shoved one in her mouth the second she turned around. Oh absolutely. She was just waiting. She turned the corner and she was done. She very much was like, can y'all hurry up and get the fuck out of here so we can eat these? Yeah, I got shit to do today. And it's eat these cinnamon rolls. And then she's got that meeting.

Yeah. Maybe. If there's time. The meeting can be moved. She. Maybe. If there's time. The meeting can be moved. She might be sleepy after seven cinnamon rolls. She's not going to like savor them. No, she's not like- She's gonna shovel them in her mouth. It's not gonna be, I'll have two

and then I'll save a couple. She's going to sit down and eat seven cinnamon rolls. Right now. She is gonna house them. Yes. She will text us, I ate all of them before we even get back to the office. I think that's probably what's gonna happen. I'm gonna throw up.

I told her to rate them individually. So maybe we can track it as she goes. I think I'm gonna throw up. Because I'm excited. Uh-huh. Wee. It's not helping, I'll tell you that. Hey, a U-Haul that's gonna hit me.

Yay, it's coming full speed. Dude, you're gonna be driving one of those soon? I am. You have to be qualified to drive them, so. Yeah, definitely, there's a test and everything. Yeah. This ended up being, this ride-along's crazy. What an adventure.

Yeah, there was a Nick trick, the Gracie Getz, it's kinda had everything. I love when we think we know how something's gonna go, but then we come back and it's like, everything has changed. I think. This is no longer about Nick being excited. No. Though I was. It was never about Nick being excited.

It was about Nick getting something that was gonna upset Eric. That's what it was for me. That brownie. Nick's excitement will come or go. But Eric's annoyance. Gracie's already texted. Oh good, good, good.

Jordan, let us know. She's already texting. Oh good, good, good. Jordan let us know. She's already texting. First bite. 100 out of 100. First bite. I said, I meant, I meant. Oh my God. Oh my God.

She said it's a picture of it. Hold on. If I didn't think. Oh she's unrolling it. Of course she is. Out of the cup. Of course she is. Good Jesus. If I didn't think- Oh, she's unrolling it. Of course she is. Out of the cup. Of course she is. Good lord.

If I didn't think she would not love this as much as she did. Yeah. Swinging it around my phone with spaghetti. Why would we do this? Oh my god. Why would we do this? But you know, this is like mini brand territory. Yes.

This is free. We didn't even pay for them. No. We just shoved them in a cup. We took them out. We stole them. It's monkey money. It is monkey money, but also these are edible for them. No. We just shoved them in a cup. We took them, we stole them. It's monkey money. It is monkey money. But also these are edible mini brands for her.

Yeah, yes. Hey, any mini brand is edible, try hard enough. I was going to say, she texted us saying, this is the best day of her life. Yeah. And I was like, there's not even any mini brands involved. Yeah. This is like, she's just so excited to get something.

She just loves getting something. Gracie's gets is a real thing. She said, swirling it around my fork like a spaghetti. Jordan said, what the fuck? And then she just said, oh. From Jordan, are you going to eat them all at once or savor it? She's gonna reply in three minutes

Savor what? Who is this? Shout out to this truck who's like way over there Yeah DG range, baby. Yeah, if he could turn back time He could stop his truck sooner He could I mean he literally has there's so much hard length behind him to back into. Nah. Yeah, fuck that.

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She's on her second. Seems like the first one then. Yeah. Crazy. They're done for. I don't think I'll make it to all seven right now though. Watch this. I bet you couldn't anyway.

Yeah. Oh. You're so good at this. Oh, I love it. Like a fiddle, Jordan. Yeah. Transparent yet effective. I know what you're doing and let me tell you.

It's working. It's working. It's working on me. Damn dude. She ignored it. I wish Love Island had an episode tonight. So I can have this for snacks and relax time. Dude, these are not making it to time. No fucking shot.

Get out of here. It's 2.30 in the afternoon. Maybe she means she would intentionally say that she wouldn't do shit. All the more reason. Maybe she likes to believe she would. Oh my god. Man, you know what sucks about this?

What? We still have to do an episode. Right. Yeah. Yeah. And a Michael Jordan podcast. This was way more fun. Yep.

Yeah, what are we going to talk about now? We could just do. This is all the content. Make this a Michael Jordan podcast. No, no, no. We could just do, we could just, no, no, no, we could just do the episode and then when we're doing the moving stuff next week, that could be the Michael Jordan podcast. Yeah, we will have some some extra time because we did, that's what we did with the Michael Jordan podcast when we moved

into the new space. Two down, both 100, 100. Jesus Christ. Yeah, we did, when we came to touring. What if we do that? Yeah, maybe we don't have to be Michael Jordan today. Yeah, see? Oh my God. They get warmer and gooier the further into the cup I go. The top ones kept the bottom ones warm. Instead of down the rabbit holes, down the CC's cup. This is crazy.

The cup was the way to go. Stuff in it was the way to go. Yeah. Hey, this was worth it. I'm glad you finally admitted. I think I, we probably just need to post the picture of me just like react. Yeah. Oh, come on. You got planes. Yeah, there you go.

Just run them over. You can run over Charlie Kirk. It's fine. I Thought that was adult Charlie Brown They traveled well the top roles protected the precious children Protect the children Now the children keep them warm now. I'll eat the children the picture I'm just thinking about the picture that we're going to post to preview the Cece's episode. In front of the V.

It's just going to say on tomorrow's episode of 100% eat our heroes hit the buffet. And it's in front of a restaurant we don't go to with a person not on the episode. Yeah. Holding a Cece card. I just want to say from time where Eric sent the picture to Gracie, 129, she didn't reply at reply at all just said may I see the cinnamon rolls?

That's where it started one minute later I sent him the cinnamon rolls at 130 and then she replied with like Like a meme of someone biting a computer. Yeah. Oh my god. I need one. Those are so fucking good OMG, my mouth is watering. Then Eric said, Nick is telling us about the chocolate pizza. Do they have that? Do they have that? They have brownies.

Right, that's not chocolate pizza. Right, I see. And then at 135, I want to bring you cinnamon rolls, but Eric says no. That went on a back and forth. She's at home eating cinnamon rolls by 2.20. Yep. Yep.

That's crazy. That was all an hour ago. Yeah. That was fast, dude. We work fast. Yeah. We make dreams come true. Yep.

Yep. She was so sad that she couldn't make it to Cece's too. When I texted her. Yeah. Cause it was again, part of the Nick trick. That's fun. But you know she just wants to eat that. Well, that's the thing too.

I would be sad if I missed the thing. I mean, obviously not just sad, I'd be outraged. I dare you do this without me. Right, right, right. But if for some reason I couldn't go and I was like, oh, fuck, I wish you'd be there. It would be to be there. Yes.

Not to go to Cece's. Yes, exactly. She was like, oh, I missed that. Oh, I don't give a fuck anymore. No. I got delivered to me? Yeah, absolutely. Oh my God, that's better than going.

She didn't have to get dressed. She won twice. Three times. She did. Gracie just keeps winning. And she got to push back a meeting. Yeah. She loves to do that.

This is my onboarding. It's not. Okay. I'm just not going to answer that question. What? I just, what? What is it? Nothing.

Okay. Security concerns. Awesome. question I just what what is it nothing okay security concern awesome basically the question was are you guys gonna Gracie me uh yeah no no when I was trying to come up with an answer what to. Jordans came up to her that said, uh. Uh. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. We'll figure it out. Ha ha ha. Nick's a good editor, you'll see.

Don't worry about it. Let's try. Ha ha ha. Try? We ate sissies and I don't know. What to talk about about? I don't remember how any of the food tasted. It was fine. Oh yeah, I forgot we had sissies. He said, oh, let me any of the food tasted. It was fine.

Oh yeah. I forgot we had seasons. He said, oh, let me remind you what Nick said. It was okay today. Yeah. Not a good cook there. No, it was a fine cook. Oh.

There's a difference between you're a fine cook and cook is fine. Yeah. And you're saying it like the second one. Yeah. It was fine. It was fine. It was fine.

He's a fine cook. He's a fine cook. He does his best. He's fine. Might've been a good day for It's fine. He's a fine cook. He's fine cook. He does his best. He's fine Might have been a good day for an okay kid. He's a great kid He's a great kid. It's going fine. He could be a great going fun fine. It's easy could be a good restaurant That's what he's saying. Yeah, I'm saying it was today. No, but it could be was not a Jeremy day. Let's just say It was more like like Jeff with stomach problems, yeah kind could be. Was not a Jeremy day, let's just say. It was more like Jeff with stomach problems kind of day. Yeah, yeah. Because it was Michael with stomach problems. Yeah, not the usual kind though. No.

This one isn't my fault. No. I'm not sure how, but I agree. Oh, it's not cheese, I can tell. You can feel the difference. Oh, there's a very different feeling between lactose intolerance and death. Right. And you're experiencing the death?

It's just death. It's just like the back of my eyes hurt. Cool. Oh, cool. I look forward to getting that. Yeah. Well, if you weren't going to get it from him, you were going to get it from your kids. Well, you guys see these assholes, so. Yeah. Comes with the territory.

No. Has your kids just started getting you guys sick all the time yet He did already. Yeah, you gave me he's what he's developed a bit of an immunity now today Yeah, good that that's the only thing that will save us. Yeah, right. You had norovirus or whatever Oh, yeah, that was the worst but I didn't get it as worse as my family did I keep hearing about norovirus and I and I don't and I had like never heard about it before I to me Having never heard of it or anything, I assumed it was a thing that pigs got.

It just sounds like a pig dizziness to me. It's a lot for you. Yeah. Do you like violent eating? How did you not get it then? I'm not a pig! Who told you that? Who said it?

Your wife mentioned it when I was stalking you. One of her shortcuts is to send. Send an email. Send an alert. It says my husband's a pig. For some reason, it texts insulting you. Squeal, squeal. Husband piggy, husband piggy.

Not pictured currently is the person walking. Oh, okay. Well, they will be pictured because this doesn't matter. Wow, okay. Yeah, I mean, it really doesn't it doesn't I guess Wow It was here all here all along this is where we saw Michael Sarah last week every time. Yeah cut off Yeah, that's where it was Every time we went every direction you guys never had any idea about where it was

Yeah, you know the bangers we were next to we were next to. Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Boo! They were near AJ and moving parking space? Boo! This is the first time we've been behind someone doing this though.

Yeah. And I also think she's blissfully unaware of the car behind her. No idea. Or doesn't care. Having a great time. So I'm happy for her. Bye bye.

Thank God. This guy's still parked here. Yeah, what the fuck? I think there's you call that Eric's gonna park the u-haul. Yeah parked is a word for it. He's exactly I'm gonna park the hall No fucking down. I hate when people take it before we spot this Space these lot this whole lot was empty over here. Yep It's true. Then they heard we were coming. Yeah. A little bit more parking lately.

People parking. People parking. Crazy tweeted it out. Available. Show it up. Closing time. Yeah, it was the last time. Wow.

The last one hit the lights. We'll be back here like five times. Well, yeah, but not them. They won't. This is crazy, because closing time is what I played on my boombox and rode around the office on a one-wheel playing The day we got shut down. Oh, yeah. I just put the key in the lock and a spider crawled out. Oh With us and I you're about to say in your keep broke I think Eric put his key in the lock and a spider crawled out of his sleeve and he tried to no no You know, no no I wouldn't have

Spiders I would simply not have them Well, I'm gonna be fucking sick. I'm gonna throw up in this pluffle all right no Jordan not your whole damn it. Do you think that was long enough was that 15? I think we just made it yeah, it's green fuck cunt suckin All right, this thing is creaking well, it's the table. Hope you enjoyed. I know I don't I don't, hey! As soon as we started. Alright. This thing is creaking. Well it's the table. Hope you enjoyed my episode. I know, I don't want to stay on the table. Was it a suckin' episode?

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