100% Eat - Codename: Pyscho Turkey - Ride Along Taco Bell

Episode Date: September 25, 2025

Which of you freekZ played Diablo 2 offline? Weirdo. MGS Delta is out but is it worth playing. What is with these drinks and serious what is with this food. BEANS? Watch Pysho Turkey here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flK748GogoA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And so it begins, our road trip back home from the Taco Bell again. Road trip. Taco balls. We got a million Taco Balls balls. Like in the bag. There's so many food items in that bag. There are a million food items. When I got the...

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. Okay. We're not going in there. Something's fine. That's not where we live. Go, gates open. We can take it now.

When I got the receipt, it said how many things we ordered. It said 39 items. What the fuck? And it's because we put 15 hot sauces. Because when you order like that, you always need to add the hot sauce. But they never give it to you. They never give it to you.

They never give it to you. You have to just take it. I don't know. They only give it to you if you're in the drive-through. And even then they're stingy. Slow trek by the Waffle House. Should I not have gone this way or what? I mean, this will still be faster than like trying to-

Any way you chose is the way you shouldn't have gone. It's usually the case. That's fucking crazy. Whatever line I get in at the grocery store check out is the wrong one. Yeah. Wow, a little midday waffle house, huh? Why not? A little brunt.

Hey, it's always a good time to die. Oh, sorry, good time to dine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's what they meant to say. Dine in. People are dining to get in. I said what I said. That's a Diablo for a cheat code.

Which is what? Good time to dine in. I see, okay. That's a Diablo 4 cheat code? No, I'm being faciecious. Okay. Good time to die was a StarCraft code though. Right, which is why-

Is that a joke too? I don't know what to believe. No, that is a real thing. That's a real one. Which is crazy that he expected anyone to know it was based on a real thing. I did, but I also- I went, maybe it's a real thing

because it's Blizzard and- Right. It's on reference to, but I've made on another one. Don't look at me. I got nothing to add to this conversation. Also, I don't think Diablo Four has cheats. It doesn't. It's not. single-player game.

Maybe, can you play a single-player? Is that an option? You can play it by yourself. Right, right. I think you're online at all times still. I could hack it. Is that right? Yeah.

That's pretty cool. You could take it or you can hack it? Because I know Diablo 2, you could play offline single-player if you wanted. And so it wouldn't shock me if there were cheats in that. Yeah, but that was also worthless to do because that character could not be transferred. Also, it's worthless. Who the fuck is going to play by themselves offline? True.

Like, who gives a fuck? Uh-oh. Just, it's the only way of play. Pathetic. Pathetic. Really? Didn't we play it together? We played it together.

So you've played it the right way. I'm talking about the original Diablo 2. Oh, I see. That was like, I don't like playing games online. I don't either. I don't either. Diablo 2 doesn't count as like, it's not like an online game. That's the real game and you're playing a weird, like, not real game if you're playing single player.

It's like you're playing the test mode or something. We just played Borderlands 4. Me and Nick just played Borderlands 4 online. for online and uh i could not recommend that game to anyone that hasn't played a borderlands game before it is like it's the most borderlands but they dialed the humor all the way down and so it's just a game where the shooting feels good and that's about it oh um did you have a computer powerful enough to play it who was on yeah yeah next box turn it fucking down turn down your settings baby yeah Yeah, it's a premium game for premium gamers.

Abercadabra. Your expectations are too high for this $80 game. Oh, my goodness. Alcazium, bitch. Did I miss when games cost $70 because now they're 80? Were they 70 for a little bit? Because I feel like we just went from 60 to 80. I think some Switch games were 70, weren't they?

Oh, probably. That's crazy. I don't know, actually. Is that Donkey Kong DLC expensive? It's like 20 bucks, I think. Oh, geez. But for what is essentially, like, just a different way to play Donkey Kong? Isn't it just, like, a rogue thing?

Yeah, that's basically all it is. Oh, for real? Yeah, it's kind of a bummer. It wasn't more levels and more of the stuff I want to do. It was just like, check out this different way we've invented to play the game. And I am not very interested. No, I heard that from a few people, too, and it's like, oh, that's kind of a bummer. Well, I went out of town.

I missed, like, I missed, uh, Hollow Night Soap Song. Oh, yeah, soap song. And I missed. You play that? I started playing it. I miss Middle Gear solids. It's good so far. Yeah.

but it hasn't been balls hard because everyone that says it's like fuck it's way too hard compared to hollow night it's way harder I haven't gotten that far yet but I believe it it's good without that without me getting pissed off at it being too hard so far it's fucking great all the middle of your solid delta stuff just makes me want to play middle of your solid five again oh really yeah but also like I don't want to play it again because I know it's not a finished game yeah that's really and it like I don't want to go through all that again. It's also such a big, long game to be an unfinished game. I know. It's like, it's like playing Tears of the Kingdom and it's not finished. Like, it's fucking nuts, dude. We got about 85% of the way there, you'll figure it out. I was just texting Gus about this.

Like, he wanted to play Middle Gear Solid 5 again, but he doesn't want to go through the hour long intro. There's so much at the beginning. Like in the hospital and all that stuff. There's so much, skip that. There's so much before you get to like the meat. Yeah, like the mother base and you're dropping in Afghanistan and stuff like that's the fun part there's just so much before that yeah i don't know it's uh

i just want to listen to the man who sold the world yeah and run around a little soviet bases sure and uh ballooning and not get an ending yeah that's right that's all he wants let him have it and wonder at him game hey what happened to that kid yeah no more we shut up what happened to the british shut the fuck so there's just no ending ending uh yeah it's sort of like sort of like dovetels off. Yeah, it just really like tapers off and it's like, and that's the end. And you're like, but what happened to these? Yeah. You like escape. Don't like some kids steal like a metal gear. They escaped with metal gear. And it's like, whoa, what happened? You kind of have, you kind of leave it with like questions and you go, maybe I'll get,

oh, he can't do this anymore. Right. He can't ever work on metal gear again. He. Right. You're not going to get any other. There's no more answers. There's no more pieces to the puzzle. You're going to get a weird snake like character in Death Stranding too. That's about it. Oh, really? Yeah. I've seen clips of like some character who looks like legally distinct snake. It's like a French guy putting on like the headband. And you go, huh, okay. Yeah, it's really something.

Is he the sorry snake? Yeah. Oh, like on your head. Use him, use him, but sorry snake. Get him in a game, make it a man or something. Every snake is a different snake in every, in every game. So like, it's just like, your code name is sorry. Sorry snake.

Sorry snake? Sorry. Snake? Sorry. Sorry? Sorry? Sorry! I'm playing this game.

I'm already on board. I didn't even hear much... Make it, Kojima. Make him. I didn't even hear much about Delta kind of like one way or the other. It seemed like a very like seven and a half out of ten experience.

Yeah. For a game that is like... Beloved. One of the best games, period, like full stop, there's like this remake and it didn't feel like people were going crazy for it. Damn. I don't know. I want to play it, but I just don't win. You're allowed.

You're allowed. You're allowed. Nick's not allowed, but you're not. That's okay. I'm allowed. I think you'll get scared. I think metal gear solid is too... I think you'll walk through the river of dead people and you'll go home. Yeah, it's too high concept for Nick to get. Yeah, that's right. I don't know. Like, when this guy got lightning powers, I'm lost. I don't have the patience to wait on the dude to die. You can play Revengeance, but you can only play to the boss that says memes. And then that's the only boss you can fight.

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more at mx.ca slash y annex he made that right yeah not just in general like crazy to fit in but from a character that was so normal yes comparatively uh-huh um he could make fucking sorry snake a game he could definitely do a sorry snake game yeah yeah like he was a really big fan of we did a mega 64 video for him for uh a tie-in for that transvaring thing which is just a cloud save and we made a character called psycho turkey and he's like i love psycho turkey It's like, whoa, cool. Derek in a Gip mask going, like, blah, blah, blah. Cojima's there like, hold on, wait.

Whoa, hang on, get some ideas about Psycho Turkey. Yeah. Sign this paper, what do you name? We need, sorry, and now I will. You will be my next star. Yeah. I could definitely see Kojiba, like, really getting, like, very interested in Garrett as a person. He was so into Garrett's tattoos.

He loved Garrett's tattoos. He thought they were so cool. They were Nirvana tattoos and Resident Evil tattoos and Evil Dead tattoos. It's just, it's all of his shit. It's all of the shit that he loves. He's like, this one's Evangelion. And he's like, oh, and he's like touching it. And that must be so, like.

Touch, Evangelian, you'll be touch, okay. That must have been such a great experience for Garrett because he loves Metal Gear so much. I think that's probably a memory he holds very dear. How many hours does Garrett have in Melger's Solid Five? Do you know that he still plays that? Yeah. And like logs hours for like Mother's, Yeah, he's doing his bus.

Is he trying to get everyone on his local server to disarm their nukes? Yes. He wants special cuts. Yes. He's like, he still puts time into it. It's crazy. It's crazy. That is crazy.

He's nuts for it. Um, this drink's weird. Yeah. Yeah. What flavor is it? It's cold and wet. It's orange vanilla cream. Okay.

It ends up being kind of caramel-y. Yeah, a little. Oh, it does have like that caramel. It reminds me of something. from the 2000s, but I don't remember what. It kind of tastes like those orange cream savers. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's not.

I think that's what I'm picking up on. But it's like not orange enough or it's not. It's not one. It's light on both flage. It's a great way to put it. It's like, which one's overpowering? Neither, honestly, cold. It's cold.

They looked so cool when they were like plating them up to deliver to us. And then by the time we got them handed out in the car, They were like totally separated. Crazy. They were not working fat. Like they got our stuff really quick

for how much we ordered. I don't know, I don't know. The other people that were there were not throwing. When they call it the Decades menu, I didn't think it would take decades. Yeah. Oh, I got them. Aplaus sign.

Clap, clap. Laugh here, insert laughter. Insert crowd, laughter. My helper. My helper. My helper, who needs help. My little helper left. I made my stand.

I told you how this was going to go. I told you what this was. I left that food for Jordan. You sound like a Metal Gear character. When did you tell him? Last time, weeks ago, when we did this podcast. I'm making sure, though, your stand is from weeks ago. Yes.

Not. Right. Well, probably for the audience for last week. He's holding a grudge. Yes. He's holding a grudge. For the last time we did this. That's all right.

Next time I'm just going to start leaving stuff in there. Like microphones? Yeah. bring the microphones i'll leave the drinks and stuff in yeah take that next time he didn't have any drinks or anything what the fuck is this it's a fuck you're gonna leave your drink that you're not finished with yeah in the car i mean you either throw it away he's gonna hate he's gonna he's gonna he's gonna he's gonna he's there's oh there's some leftovers here yeah nick's gonna yeah he's just gonna leave something behind that's gonna stay there then goodbye

oh my count that'll show you that'll show eric question mark that'll show the The non-helper helper? You fucking radar detector. So what's the metaphor? You can't say it on video. You can't say it. Eric kept saying it before we started. And then Jordan said, you can't say that.

I kept whispering it before we started. I guess. Eric was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. That'll, that's almost good. Wow. What did you do? Nick just knocked over all of Gracie's going to kill you. Oh, she won't be here for a while again.

Gracie's going to. Plenty of time. She had her bread recently. The soundtrack that they were playing in the Taco Bell was quite strange. It was strange, including that song, radar detector,

which I haven't heard in probably 10, 12 years. I'd never heard it. I shazammed it. It was like, oh, I've heard this song before. And then I was like, wait till you get to the part where he just says you are a radar detector over and over. Boy, and the next line. Boy, did he.

I believe this is the, seven-layer burrito. Okay, okay. These are the empanadas. Okay, okay. Trempanadas. This is the... We have to eat all of this.

Double-decker taco. Whoa. I don't remember that one. You don't remember the double-decker taco? No. That must have been too young. I'm the baby of the group. No, that is true. You are.

I don't remember what this one is. Probably really good, though. Yeah. Oh, so good. And then finally, your favorite from the 2000. your favorite decades menu item. You remember this from-

You remember we were in high school and we're always going to Taco Bell? In 2000? No, no, no, in the early 2000s. Yeah. And we were going crazy and we said, guys. Yeah, we were. It's the cool ranch Dorito Locos tacos.

Oh, wait, what? That's from like two years ago. What are you talking about? No, no, no. It's from we were, remember we were all in the early 2000s eating the Doritos. Is that when they had it, but then had it on the menu for like 20 years

and they took it off? They're counting from when it first on because the cool ranch dorado locust tacos from the early 2000 that's the second version of the locoes taco though yeah right from give me the fucking cool ranch is all i can remember like so i don't give a shit about it it's meat and cheese and all the same shit and the same thing give me that goddamn cool there it is corin's from the early 2000s that's shell back that's what you're starting with check it out boom baby unwrap that bad boy unwrap it let's show them show them what it is let's see what we got it looks like a taco but cool ranch it's kind of it's got it's got some

caking on the top here that's not a lot of the cool ranch Oh. I'm being honest. Okay. It's being honest. It's not. Oh, it's the happiest burrito you've ever seen. This is the chili cheese.

That's fucking. Now that I remember from high school. This is what, listen, controversial statement. This was a white trash girl's favorite thing to talk about. That is what this was. Just chili and cheese. Everyone in East County was all about it in San Diego. Okay.

Well, there you have it. Wow. Oh, let's spread. We're going to eat, I'll eat all of it. Every bite. We're all going to eat every p, every taco. I might. I might.

We'll see. He'll have leftover drink and you don't know where it's going to be, but he's going to eat all this taco belt. Don't look, but there's one behind you. Oh. Pretend that's your car, though. No! Okay, we'll see you next time. Next time.

We'll get you.