100% Eat - CuckCouple’s Long Ride Along Adventure - Firehouse Subs Ride Along

Episode Date: July 23, 2026

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Oh. Hi, guys. Hey, welcome. Hi. We are cucking a couple of stuff. Oh, I don't. They turned it to do a trip. Double the pleasure.

Oh, man. And we got nuts. Yeah. Yeah. Chocolate, yeah. Yeah. Last time was flowers. These are actually really good.

We got four nuts. Last time was flowers, now it's nuts. Hey, make sure these melt real good. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Turn into the garage. Into the garage. No.

I'm getting back in like three weeks. Nick and I'm actually opening a bag and I'm putting individual gummy bears around your car. They'll just sit in the driveway because the garage door is broken. What is wrong with your house? That'll teach me. It's a 20 years old. That's not that old, dude. 28 years old.

Okay. Well, that's going to be up. He keeps adding. The house I grew up and was from the 1920s. Did your garage store work? Yeah. We didn't have a garage. It was built after.

It was built after. and it didn't have an opener. Like not automatic. Oh, you did. Yeah. So we're leaving the airport. Yay! We've acquired our-

We picked up Durk and Courtney. Hello. Welcome. Thank you for traveling. And then ask Dirk, hey, where do you want to eat? And I gave him a bunch of options. And I said, ask your wife, because she's going to have to eat it too. I was at next one.

Okay, good. Oh, okay. That just keeps happening. Yeah. And then he picked a firehouse subs. Yeah. Yeah. Do you like Firehouse subs?

I love Firehouse. Oh! Oh, okay. He's a firehouse guy. Dude, that's crazy. Wow. He's a firehouse guy, yeah? That's crazy.

Okay. We not only love firehouse, but it's also super close. It's so far. We got a lot of them. We have to go so... We got 90% of your day to day is going to be traveling. Yeah, how'd you like the rain? Yeah.

The extra long flight. They swirled the plane around so many times. We dodged all of it. There was like no curfuel. The plane bone dry. dry. Not a drop. We were tracking the flight and it was like you went past Austin and we were like

uh-oh. Yeah. And then like there were like two like cells of rain and like it was like oh they're going to shoot the gap but we're watching the plane like well three of you were watching the circles. My goal is asleep. I took a nap. I got fucking tired. That worked out great for me. We're also watching Torque. Yeah. I could hear I was taking a nap in the pluffle in the other room listening to Nick scream at it.

Dick was screaming. Yeah, he was. A lot of us were. My dreams tell me so. Until Jordan had to go, sorry, buddy, it's time to go. He did walk in there. Jordan was very kind. Jordan was very sheepish about it. I thought I was ready. I was in a half awake state.

It wasn't sleep. It was eyes closed resting. Yeah, I know that. You get that a lot with kids. With kids, absolutely get to sleep. No. Okay, we got, we got a couple of moves. Not moving with your eyes closed, it's pretty good. It's really good. I know, we pulled the ultimate, uh,

like rug pool on James and Elise, who were also at the airport. That was crazy. And who was actually, I texted on the way, I'm gonna come pick you up. Yeah. All of a sudden, a big card pulls up and oh, sorry, we're full, but nice to see you, bye.

Yeah, that was, uh. I tried to wave at them, but they didn't know me. No. And they were looking for a way, you know, they don't know me. They don't know me. I'm gonna hear of social relationships. I watch you, you know me, right?

Oh, it's me. Hi. Your number one man. I watched your videos. Hi. You know me. You guys, Nick stressed out as we were waiting. No, I was fine.

He wasn't. Because as the cop, there was like 100 cop cars making sure people weren't parked. And then he came parking because you guys ran down to say hi. I used to go. And I just locked eyes with the lease. And I yelled, I'd come say hi, but weren't kidnapping people. That did make me nervous. That's where you got nervous.

There were a lot of cop cars. And trying to get into the airport. weren't a lot of cars who really didn't want to miss their exit where they were going and had to suddenly get over, right, Jordan? There was the guys just like at least two times. Where the lanes diverge and it goes like the higher level and the lower level. Somebody was like parked right between being like, I got to go down. With the largest SUV ever. Just the, yeah.

No signal. It looked like that car. It was like a 12-seater. Yeah, yeah. I go around when I could almost hit everyone else. Right. I'm not going around again. Ugh.

Bad driver never. misses their exit. It's the third time I've heard him say that. Because it keeps happening. He says it all the time. Nick misses his exits all the time. He's a good drive. He's a good. I'm the best drive. Well, don't ask his car. His car likes to scream out. This car fucking yells at it. Dude, it's fine. He yells back. So Nick has a thing in his car like for his

insurance. If he does a booboo, he yells at him. Yeah. He's got some kind of thing on his car that's supposed to help with his insurance. Like if you hit the brakes too hard? Yeah. Yeah. And so. How's that going, man? It's Nick driving going, fuck you! It was fine! We'll be changing providers next year. Is that?

Oh, no way. Oh, how? I can't believe the thing that was babysitting you didn't work out the way you thought it would. It did work out. He was clear on that. Yeah. It did work out.

It's just going to work out better without it. Yeah. And my wife accidentally microwave the other one, so. So. Microwave? Right. You got to put it. You had you charged the battery.

Yeah. She's supercharged. Not in a microwave. She had one of those. Lee-Quazine pizza meals and didn't realize the box was on top of another box. Oh, no. So she stuck them both in the box.

She didn't realize that Nick went take care of this. You've deemed your last dog, bitch. Oh, man. Hey, are you excited? So again, Dirk picked this. Are you excited to eat a chicken with honey? Is it really? Yeah.

You guys are a chicken and honey podcast, right? Right at this point. Smoking honey melts or something. It's chicken and honey. Fuck it, why not? There's also a steak one. Why not? There's a steak one with steak and honey.

We gotta know. Which one's better? Yeah, what's the better option? Let's just get the steak to not eat chicken and honey again. Oh, I'm doing chicken and honey. We're a chicken and honey podcast. He's a purist. Yeah.

Guys, they keep making it. We gotta keep eating it. What if we each got a half sandwich, all right? And then on the way back, we stopped in taco pudding. What? What the... Are you talking? It's just for us.

I mean, you know, everybody. You guys have to try it. As it does to you. Hey, thanks for coming. It's like the front two-thirds of the car thing. Yeah. No, no, that's not what I mean. If you're the first two rows,

but randomly. What do you mean? Not for rating purposes, but for eating purpose. Oh, just for us. The only us there ever is. Right. What are you pogging about? But it's not for rating.

That's what I'm saying. Taco Polanke for fun. Right, no, for food. Jordan, you fool. Why are you two to get for Jordan? Why are you trying to bring with it? All right, here, I guess, uh, Jordan, you can open the door now.

Yeah. So these are Jordans, right, that are now mine? Excellent. You've acquired all three of them. We're also, just so you know, still not that close to where we're going. No, not even a little bit. This is like a Chuckie Cheese. I bet they, yeah. Yeah, they picked it.

It better not be like the Chuck. They knew how far it was to maximize the ride. We checked out the map of Austin. Where's the furthest one? There's this restaurant I really like in San Antonio. Yeah. Oh, you're selling me now. We gotta go back.

Well, you guys, there's this. There's this place that's six flags. There was a place across from six place. Ooh. A trip. Something like that. I bet you still won't have been to six flags. are you guys from San Antonio.

Are you guys staying in Austin longer? Just one night. Okay, okay. Do you have anything you want to check out or you're just fucking around? Just fucking around. We've been here a few times and we've got some favorites

and I don't know. Maybe we'll figure out something that we want to try that we haven't tried before. Hell yeah. I mean, and now what you can try unbe-nosed to you

is find James and Elise. Yeah. Apparently, you'll figure out what the heck they're on. You got a whole day to track them down. Isn't Bernie in Austin right now too? on his, I don't know. Is he?

He sat on his podcast. He was in Austin. We'll talk to him more than I do. He is. Wow. We gotta go find everybody. They're all here. There's like a reunion.

But now, now should you hunt down James and Elise tomorrow you'll go, We've met. We've met. Don't you remember? I waved at you. They have a, they have a live show

tomorrow. Oh, yeah. What's it called? Spider House. Oh, really? Aren't you on it? Yeah. You guys are to go to that?

Spider house is at that. You can just show. Actually. Not only can you show up. in the Spider House, you could show up and probably get on stage and they'd like you do it. It's 29th Street Ballroom. What's their answer for it? Oh, that's cool.

Yeah. So, Nick, Nick is really into it. You're on it, right? Nick? Are you? Oh, my invitation got lost in the middle. I tried to- I tried really hard to not be on it. Oh, it didn't work out.

They're not enough, sucker. If they had known Bernie was in town. There's still time. He can be on a team with Jeff. I'm on a team with Jeff. He can be on a team with Jeff. What you have to do is be more. standoffish.

Yeah, that's a good idea. I'm too friendly. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. The fact that we ran down there, hey, James is a big help in. Do you see how I didn't go say hi? Yeah, that's why I don't get invited.

Smart, waving and saying we're kidnapping people there. James was a big help in us, like, getting our life show. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, he did. That was great. Yeah. Oh, and big time. Because he did answer for it at the scene venue.

So he gave me like the inn to reach out to them. Friends and family discount. I mean, he doesn't work there. Yeah. I don't know that works. Friend of performer. Okay. Friend of performer.

It's so hard to film it when he says stuff that like just like sucks the air. Right. Like it just like, he might as well slam on the brakes and the thing thing. I disagree. It gives me oxygen. He's always teeing me up for something. Eric's always gasping. Yeah.

What is that? He just did. He just did a gasp though. He doesn't understand it, but he doesn't understand it. Yeah. Remember when he started recording the audio? before the video. Yeah, well, dude.

He looked, he did, he looked at me, because he didn't think audio yet, and he was like, I'm about to fuck his day. That was crazy. Uh, good time. Then Nick started clapping to fuck his own day. He's gonna look at that when he edits, he goes, why do Eric do this?

Why did he do? He's gonna sing it immediately, then hear me do the sink, and scream. None of this is right. Oh, none of this is real. Oh, man. Hey guys, we're almost

close to the firehouse subs. Oh yeah. We're nearly getting there. We're a mile and a half away from the street that it's on. Then we just have to keep going. Right. To get it so far. Isn't this over like the area where they filmed office space?

Isn't that up there? I don't know if it's up there. I think it's south. I think that's south. Yeah. But they filmed it up by like what the domain is now. You think. You seem to be the guy who knows and you're asking you.

I've only just heard secondhand information from like Gus and Jeff. I figured you guys... So you're looking for fifth and information? Yeah, I thought you guys would know better than I do. I know you're not talking to me. I'm going to warn you guys spent the most time with Jeff and you guys supposed to talk about office space all the time. Yeah. They lived here when it was filmed so I would trust

I would trust them. He talked about how much his financial advisor hates him. That's still happening. What? Yeah. That is very true. Yeah. He has a financial advisor who advises and it's not listened to me. What? Yeah. Yeah, I still have to hear about that now. Yeah, it's really impressive. It's only not to do this.

Watch me go! Which is like even worse than I as he's like, I advise you not to hire me. Don't do this. Stop it. You don't listen to me. He's going to talk about on the live show tomorrow. Yeah, he's going to talk about, oh, I don't have any,

oh, I don't know what I'm going to work until I'm 80. It's like, right, the financial advisor said not to do this. Yeah, I got to, yeah, I don't know. Sounds good. Cool. How was sleeping in the pluffle? I didn't sleep, he just went over this. How was rest snapping in the puff?

Motionless eyes closed. It was excellent. I felt like what a normal person would probably get from four hours of sleep. Oh, wow. That sounds sad at what I run on. That's a real win. It's an exchange rate.

Is that like, I have to live by. What's the exchange rate? Like, that's as much as I'm gonna get, so I have to equate it to what sleep for a person would be. Got it is for me. For Michael's sleep, it's pretty much a full night, right? Yeah.

That's pretty good. Yeah, it's better than since being awake since 1.30, which is what it was before the motionless eyes closed. Now it's like, damn, dude. By the way, I looked it up, breaker lane up here is the exterior of the office space off. Oh, okay. You knew the whole time. Boom. Yeah, it did.

It might be the street where like we used to park for going to Austin FC games. Oh, probably. Because there's all those offices there. Nick, do you want to go to this place? Which one? Kacola. Yeah. No.

Wow. This is the only place that I've ever heard him say anything bad about. Whoa. Hate in his heart. Yeah. No. It's all right. I mean, he still goes to Taco Cabana.

He does. Not really. Not since we discovered Polenke. So what do you not like about this place? I don't know, man. It's just the salsas are, eh. Oh, bad solaces. Their dishes are, I don't know.

I always leave there wanting more. Isn't that mean it's good? No. Wanting more. You know what they say? Leave him wanting more. I think that applies to comedy, not food. Huh.

Leave them wanting more. And Nick goes, no. I want more. So if you leave James and Elisa's live show and you go, I'm satiated, it was a bad show. I'm not going. Got out of that question. Did you think you were gonna get an answer, asshole?

I was kind of thinking, I was speaking to the royal you, like when he said four us. Oh, no, we all, no, we are. Are you realizing how little you sit next to Nick anymore? You see what I've built? I've built up a, like, a tolerance. We have a real backseat code. Yeah. Now you understand why I do the things, the way I do them.

This is what I'm always sitting next to him. We used to swap back and forth. Uh-huh. Now you're kind of just like. Well, now we just. Stay in our lane. Yeah. And you can see why.

You can take for him. I encourage him. Yeah. Yeah, I know. Stop it. Oh, Eric. Eric loves it. I think Jordan's realizing next time Nick drives, he sits on the back.

I was honestly, I was in back there where you guys. I got in the bags. I sat in the back and I was really surprised when Jordan got in the front. I was very, very surprised. Huh. I just think he wasn't thinking. It's true. That's tough.

It was muscle memory in now he's, now he's regretting him. Just so you know, this is how the car ride would be if you were here or not. This is the same thing. No, it's different because I wouldn't be driving. I've watched them. Nick would be exactly the same.

Nick. It's just like we're watching them on TV. Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah. If I'm gonna be an idiot, get this fucking idiot. It's like the TV's talking back to it. You know, like when you watch Dora the Explorer, and she like talks to the TV

and then you can answer and then they fought. Yeah, it was. Like that. We should start leaving in gaps for the audience. Yeah. The bugs really want like interactivity. It's like a hangout simulator, but like we're asking for your input.

Some of them do that already. Good one, man. Yeah. Some of them think we did that already. Just check out the YouTube. They do. Oh, check out the YouTube comments. Some people are watching and leaving comments

that don't reply to anything. They just go, ha ha, dude, Michael's right. They don't even give you a time go. About what? What about this is? Oh, man. Are you gonna miss it? No.

No, are you gonna miss it once we leave? Yeah. Will you be wanting more? Yes. Less. Right. I don't know which one's good. Will you miss it once we leave?

Dude, this place is so fucking far away. God, how much fucking construction are they doing everywhere? It's all of it. All the time. Yep. You make a left in here. We're going to firehouse subs? I know it's a little cliche for Austin,

but man, when we walked out of like where the baggage claim is in Austin Airport, it was, I couldn't have imagined how much construction there was. Isn't crazy? It's all the time! Where's the exit? The walls up are going to do? Yeah, I feel like we've been here like Austin three times

over many years and yeah, it doesn't change. I mean, it does change. It's different construction. Different construction, but the same amount every time. Yeah, it changes locations about every four. Nick, I'm going to cut the video here. OK, here we go. Now playing on Netflix, The Hawk.

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Wow! That's how it's done. The Hawk, now playing. Only on Netflix. I did a mouth transition. Oh. I thought you'd like that. Me?

I can put this in my phone. I'm just gonna keep it. Yeah. Just keep everything rolling. Oh, no. Oh, no. My mom. Oh.

Got it. Ooh, who's cool sunglasses back here? Yours now. Are those from kiddos? Yeah, kiddo. Oh, yeah. He refuses to wear him now. Oh my gosh.

No, I've tried kids sunglasses before. They might have just small enough. It's not. It's so bad. Nice to meet you, man. Good to meet you. Hey, nice to meet you. Thank you for coming.

Yeah. Welcome. Hey, hello. Thank you. Yes, we do the whole of my time. It's harder to do at a quick airport runaway. Yeah. Well, especially James and

Distracting. Yeah. Not all these. Excellent. Work kind of far. Oh, wow. My apologies. Everyone's a critic.

Apology accepted. It is raining. So this is like the hot mic moment where you say all the things. Oh, yeah. Ruin your future. Yep. Presidents. Yeah, well, we do that on camera, so it's not really interesting.

Time to do it. When you start growing business, no one can fire you. Look, the smoky honey melts. Yep. They can eventually try to buy you out. The star of the show. Good? Yeah, but I mean, then buy me out.

Is that an offer or a threat? I think it was more of a possibility. Golden Parachute. Oh no. Oh, no. All right, here we go. Now this is when Nick crowds around. No, no, no.

Good, we can just order off this. Oh, we can all get cookies. This is always way better. We can because look. Yeah, that's like he said it. And when he asked you if you want anything, just scream cookies in his year? He did.

Say nothing and then say how many cookies do you want? One for each. Yeah, yeah. That's six cookies. One for each. One for each. Each. You're not getting six. You're getting one. All right. Now that there are you.

Yeah, for real. You just press that. You don't understand on that. No, that's why we always end up spending so much. All right, what do we get? We're going to get three and three. I guess so. Just do half each. Yeah, and it's just a matter of like what we want on it, I guess. But it's, I just get it, whatever. Just get it. It's all fine. Is anyone I hate mayo, but whatever. That's going to be fine. The three. The mayo is going to taste better than the honey. Should I get just get three of the mediums? Sure. What sizes are there?

Small, medium, large. So it's like eight inch Probably cut in half, two, four inches Yeah, that makes sense No one's allergic to honey, right? That would have been a hell of a pick If you guys were... I didn't even look at what it was.

I just fired up And Burger King and said... He started typing in something about how Burger King would also be okay And I stole the computer from him and started to leave it more. Just as like if you want something awful This all fine, right?

It's up to you if you want to like torture us right? Right. But fire ourselves is a treat for everyone. Mm-hmm. Okay, so they have the dressing humming mustard. I think we're all good. Yeah.

Okay, so there's three there. What did I miss? What happened there? You didn't pick pickle. Required. No. Answer the question. Okay, he said yes.

That was great. He said yes, Pickle. All right, you may live. Just so you know. You have answered the question. The question was just pickle. Oh, good. That one doesn't know. I was so ready to not be star-struck fan,

and then we saw James and Elise was really. That was really threw you for a little. They're way more famous than us. You want anything? Good. Let's see. What are they got on? Have a look. Ooh. Have we ever fed their mac and cheese?

We are now. Yeah. He needs it. You asked, I answered, no did he. You asked. No, but you asked if we wanted anything else. It's true, you did ask. Right.

Yeah, but you asked initially. And then he answered as. See, but here's the thing. If I say something, he gets upset. If I don't say anything, he gets upset. No, no, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah. You asked. Right, after you had it.

I just got one, you added a bottle drink? Yeah, okay. I want a drink, I don't know where it is though. Over there. Find it. I don't know. Last call. Oh, no, we're just doing this.

Oh, bottle, drink. Good, extra. Okay, cool. We got that. Check out. All right. Oh, I don't know where it is. Please enter your name.

Great. Add a K. With a K. Sh, shh, this sucks. I don't need it from all sides. All sides. I mean, you kind of do. No.

But if we're not one in and on all sides, you pick two companies that are quite interesting for you. You're in both of them. Well, it's not me and the other one, though. It's got a sad face, Eric. My God. I feel like that is the most patronizing kiosk I've ever seen. Oops, can you try it again?

One more try, Chiant. What was more patronizing? I started that. Yeah. He's getting from everyone. Have you paid yet? No. He doesn't know how to swipe anymore.

It will not let me. Didn't say insert. Does anyone ever successfully use tap to pay AGB? I think it's the other way. I used tap to pay all the time. Yeah, all the time. There you go, that way.

It's that way. It doesn't work for me at the pump. Got it. The AGB. Yeah. Even though it has the little blue thing right there, you can never get at the tap.

Forever, HGB has had like a terminal that's like you can use tap or like insert or swipe. And like it's never one's worse. You gotta go right to the middle of the screen. There it was. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Oh yeah, sure, that's fine. Thank you. Go for it. Mike was on it. You can pick out everybody. You can pick out everyone. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we need cart blanche.

I insist you do. Uh, can I cut up so bad. He's gonna fuck it up so bad. Just pick it so fucked. He's gonna, why did he pick that? I'm done much. What the fuck? All right, excellent.

Thank you. Hey, no problem. What'd you get? It's good to me. And just so you know, because I feel like it matters, he picked them all up with one hand. I did see that. Did that matter?

Yeah, it was very weird. It was strange. It looks like he's stealing me. He's taking. Oh, God. I'm a builder. What'd you get, Nick? They're all chocolate chip.

It's the only thing that's out there. What was the one they didn't have six of? Cookies and cookies are great. Oh, man, that's so good. By the way, this is the woman working right now. She said she's the only one here. She said, bear with me, because we ordered six sandwiches and all this. She's like, I'm the only one back here.

So now I'm kind of glad you just hit 18% tip, which is usually insane. Yeah. For like an order that we're gonna pick up, I don't know if it's a nothing. Right. Does anyone have cash? That's crazy.

It's lunch time. Yeah. I think there were just like three people that called out today. Yeah. Well, she's like, this is crazy guys. Normally people don't come here. Right. What the hell are you doing?

Maybe there's a fire. You must have driven. Everyone's on. Have you seen the public construction? Nobody comes here. Was it? Was it here? That was here.

Yeah. The hose? Oh, this was the hose. He did. He did after he's in the email. He did say, was that the . Yeah. Yeah.

We were looking for one that maybe might have been closer. There was there. There was not. Not one that's closer. All though, we could have gone south to slaughter. Yeah, but that's making sense. Any time we do this though, I'd watch out, this place, the place is closed down.

Yeah. And time we drive far away to like a place, but it's like, it doesn't exist anymore, so. Well, if we go down the slaughter, we're halfway to San Antonio, practically, so we might as well go to six flags. What are you guys doing tomorrow? Oh, that's Tuesday, it's the least busy day in the week.

Can it rain in tomorrow? It's even emptier part. Yeah. Just imagine you go back to your kids. How was it? Oh, we went to six flags. And you were there. It was awesome.

If my parents did that when I would get, I would like, throw it up. Like, you did blank. Dude, six flags. You were a grown-up. You don't even like it. I like it. You don't like it. It turns out I liked it more this time.

No, actually, we went and we hated it. We're never going back. You should have gone to stand. The whole time we were walking around, I'm going, you should have been there. I'll tell my kids, I went to Six Flags, and all I did was spend mine the entire time in the arcade. It's spending extra money.

I didn't even go on a single ride. You know, the thing you want to do? I played every carnival game. It's been $400. The best part, I can get down their hands. I can never go back. They told me I did it. They told me I completed it, and we're not allowed to go back now.

We beat six slides. It's a family band, too. I show them your pictures. I held up photos of you. He took a photo. We also did A. A future age. Yeah, we did like AI.

So you're, for life. Yeah. We got to picture you every five years. You tell your kid when they're like eight and they believe you, they go to college. They're like, yeah, I'm banned from six. My dad says so. They have generative AI pictures of me. Someone tells them that makes no sense that they finally questioned.

Yeah. The first time in their life. And then you don't remember saying that. Drinking vodka in their friend's dorm and going, yeah, I'm banned from six, five. And they have AI pictures of me aging and... Wait. Wait. This sounds dumb.

That's what they come to me and they go, I lied to you. I've been sending them real pictures every year. Got their school photos. They pulled up in a row. To make sure you're banned. Sending them school photos and candids of you. Just so they know, look for this person.

Do not let her. This is what they look like from the behind wearing a gray shirt. I'm making sure you're so bad. Oh man. Poor woman. That means I probably could have seen Blaine. Blaine is probably picking up James and Elise from the airport.

That makes sense. But he wasn't on time. Yeah, I'm gonna tell him, hey, you were late to pick up James place. Who knows how long they were standing out there. Yeah, I'm gonna text him right now. This is good. Last time we were picking up, Evan, the previous Cuck Chair, uh, recipient.

He, uh... Well, he... We were a recipient. He paid for it. He was a big-span customer. We left way too early and we're like. I remember you guys debating whether you were gonna go in the, like the cell phone lot or like?

Yeah, we were there for a little bit. Let me tell you, today it was easier too because I said, I'm gonna go lay in the pluffle. We can leave when they land. Yeah, yeah. Okay, it worked out well. I texted Blaine, hey man, you're kind of late picking up James and Elise at the airport.

That was rude. We saw them waiting. They were upset. They were so upset. I think I overheard them cursing your name. I kept saying not a real friend. James looks pissed and then got mad at Elise because of it. Oh, Jesus.

Things seem rocky. This is your fault. What did you do? Everybody's talking about it. You're stressing him out. You're stressing him out. Imagine if he knew I was here. Eric said four text messages.

Good. Excellent. Oh, dude. He just started sweating. I missed some things about working there. People are talking. Shocking move from the former funniest guy. Man, he rude the day he won that thing.

Oh, he was not thrilled. He was not thrilled. It's like I won two years in a row. He had to defend the defense. title. Yeah, he didn't want to. Get in there, champ. I didn't want to compete either. You don't have to if you don't want to. You have to. Blaine doesn't have to. He's wanting. You have to. I don't want to. You have to. Bad. All right. Oh, man. There's a guy explaining how it's usually where more packed in here. Pretty cool. Interesting.

Uh-huh. Do you think it's because it's raining today? Using all the construction and all the rain. I think it's because it's such a long drive from the airport. I think that's gotta be it. I think that's why nobody came. Yep. Airport was packed. They just can't get here as back.

They're all trying to leave and get here. What? This is the wrestling thing that I've been helping with and they're like, yeah, yeah, you can do this. And we'll upload it on this date this time. I went, all right, cool. And they tweeted out the link and then it just says, this link has been removed by the uploader. And I went. Wrong one.

I don't know how you do. That's why we tweeted. I didn't know you could do that. I don't know. I don't know. I'm just like, I'm talking to do my retweet. That's embarrassing. Anyway, check out Waterloo Wrestling Coalition.

That's probably more advertising than the retweet. Yeah, I agree. I agree. You guys come to the live show in September? No. Not really for the live show. That's okay. This is a lot of sense too.

Once again, you have to go. Yeah, yeah. ask him about it, he goes, hey, we'll see. It was funny at first. It's not so funny as we get closer. Yeah, because we have to start planning the flights. When I emailed you guys yesterday and gave you the phone number to text us, and your first text was, that's tomorrow?

Yeah. And that was like, oh, hell of you. Trying to kill Eric. Hey, I quit. The very Michael response. I've been so stressed out. Luckily, I didn't leave it there, like the immediate answer. All right.

No, seriously, though, we're ready. You're gonna love how this cut out a little bit for the distance that Michael is. It'll be all right. Okay, cool. What it'll do is just mark the timer. Because it's recording natively on, or locally. Just saying.

Michael's broken one. What's up? He has the broken? No. She has the broken one? Who has the broken? Oh, yeah. You have the one. Michael dropped in an HB parking lot.

Yeah. Pretty cool. He is. He's muttering to himself out there. He's saying, can't believe he'd have six those fucking cookies. He'd pick six fucking chocolate chip. What the fuck? I know. It looked good, though. Wanted cookie-flavored cookies?

That was the special? Yeah, cookies and cream. Yeah, cookies and cream flavored cookies. And they put Oreo in the cookie. It's the cream was. Probably white chocolate thing. Probably white chocolate. Oh, and this is better.

White chocolate sucks. I like white chocolate. It's just sugar. Have you seen the, Oreos that are Oreo Blizzard. No. Flavored, yeah. Whoa. I mean, the cookies and cream flavored Oreo seems too much,

but Blizzard is like, maybe they threw in something else. Yeah, I don't think so. I think it's probably just, oh, okay. Oreo on Oreo. I think they just probably just blend a bunch of Oreo and then put it in the cream. They're like, we have all these crumbs.

What is doing? Yeah, exactly. The cookie is the best part. That's no. Of the Oreo? No. Yeah. Yeah.

No. Interesting for you to say that. That's crazy. That's what everyone loves about Oreos. Oh, like chocolate cream. Yeah, the cream gets in the way. You said the cookie is the best part of the Oreo? I mean, it's pretty good, I guess.

It's half a bit. I wouldn't ask the guy. Two thirds, I guess. Yeah, definitely true. I don't, I can eat like an Oreo. Oreo has a flavor. I can eat a sleep. Oh, I could just down the whole thing.

The whole thing? Well, like, asleep. Okay, that's like a third or a fourth. I used to try to eat a whole thing. You used to try? Well, you get down to like the last. five and you'd be like, I'll die. You eat 35 of them.

What's five more? I mean, I agree with that logic. I'm never getting that far. Didn't we try this case in food court about how that's like too much Oreo? No. If I'm like really going to town, if I wake up in the middle of the night

and I decide Oreos instead of food, I can do like eight of them. Yeah. I can have a couple, if I have like milk with it, I'll be okay, but like if it's just an Oreo, I don't see you. I can do one. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What kind of Oreo are you getting? Like double stuff or regular? I only like really any kind of I don't buy the doubles too much No it's the better part Quadruple yeah I'm what Jordan quadruple stuff Is actually they should they should They should make the sandwich part

The cream and then just put the cookie in the middle They should sound sticky cookies Double stuffed cream just get rid of the cookie Just give me the cream right the cream Put the cream in a tub And give me a spoon Yeah, and then I just eat the cream Deep brown

Whoa now they got three people working four Holy hell. I found people. Everyone's back. They're back from the fire. Yeah. Thankfully, it's raining. They're all covered in sweat.

Pretty easy. I'm going on break. Still wearing their like full suits. Well, they, when they're, when they're fighting a fire, they get another alarm saying, somebody needs a sandwich. And suddenly they rush here.

Holding the fire. In the fire truck. It's a five alarm emergency. Somebody's ordered six fucking sandwiches. Sound the alarm, a Dalmatian runs out. Yeah, get the dog. It is kind of ashamed there's no shit hush this time. Yeah, I wish something funny would happen.

Hey, you know, appreciate things before they're gone. It's true, yeah. I tell my loved ones every day I love them. It was my grandma's 88th birthday the other day. Nice. And call my grandma. My grandma hates talking on the phone. I hate talking on the phone.

It was a 64 second phone call for her birthday and it was the best. She was thrilled. I was excited. She went, all right, I'll talk to you later. No, it's fucking. Next year, let's make it 59. Incredible. It gets even better when they're dead. No. I'm just saying the phone calls. Even frequent. They are less long and less frequent. It's just a dial tone. The number you are trying to reach. Father's Day, Father's Day, birthdays. Christmas.

They all get shorter. I got nobody to call. No, this is awful. Your mom was in the comments of our dance mission. She was like, you're gonna stop by? I don't know, pretty busy. Yeah, that is true story. I saw it like two days later.

I don't follow her. I don't want you're talking to people. I can't stop her from having an account, but I can not engage with it. Right, right. You can't stop by and see your mom when you come to a luncheon? Nah, I'd be pretty busy. Your mom, I wish. Your mom misses the old rooster, too.

We have a limited amount of space, and we've already invited the mayor. We have invited the mayor. We have a section stuff off, too, you know, for his handlers and stuff. But we are out of very important in both seats, so no VIP for the mayor. He can be general admission. Or he can stand. I'm not going to stop him. Yeah.

He can be on the show. If he's nice to Gracie. If he's mean to Gracie. Yeah, but he'll walk up there and she'll be like, who's this guy? Who's that? Probably. She just lives there. She would walk up and she would be like, hi, I didn't vote for you.

Then what? I didn't live here. I didn't look at me. She, what did we? What did we eat this week? The chick-fil-a sandwich. Right. She left a comment yesterday when we posted the food

that said, ooh, I was wondering what to get for lunch. I'm going to get this. And then a couple hours later, never mind, I forgot, I didn't do it. Wonderful. Wonderful. I forgot. Ship has sailed.

I forgot to do it. I missed my chance. It wasn't like an obstacle or something. It was just, ah. I forgot I said this. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, update didn't do it.

Just to keep us updated is so, like, like, it's like leaving comments on the YouTube video. Nobody knows what part you're at. It doesn't matter, but you're just saying like, ha ha, that's right, Nick. Boy, that one guy wants to do that. Yeah, but we actually like, respond to Gracie. There's a difference.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It actually matters. Absolutely. There's actually a two-way communication there. I think people see hers and get confused. Oh, yeah. Me too. Original series Furious is coming to Disney Plus, starring Emmy Rossum.

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they grow up cool, creamy and mighty thick its farm to Frosty get a small 99 cent Frosty until longest second and participating Wendy's Texas Extra I'm so excited for the live show I think it's gonna be really good I think having Gracie there is gonna be really something Yeah have we done a live thing with Gracie?

Never it's gonna be I mean only live on like everything like every side. We've done a live thing with Nick. I don't know if Nick knows what it. We've done so many other live things than that one time. I don't know. The one time.

The one time. Just, I'm looking at the YouTube comments or whatever. They're all fine, whatever. But then there's one guy, Dozer D. Lepid Jr. He just wrote, hi. Hey, what's up? Hey, dude. You should reply.

You think it's a botter? You think people are just like that. Oh, yeah. I think some people are just like that. Oh, man. Oh, that's great. Incredible. And then a comment.

When I first started listening to regulation, for like the first month, I thought Eric was Michael because of his voice. What? And let's move past that part, right? The fact that they keep calling you Eric wasn't a... Right. You said it, Eric.

They must have misspoke. Pretty sure they called him Michael. Why did they keep calling Michael? Eric. Jeff knows who that is. What's this new weird nickname? He's rebranding himself. Eric, Mike,

four letters or not same four but yeah same four letters also one seven once four I misspoke I meant four letters right it's seven though it doesn't matter that you're right I heard what you said okay Jordan was laughing so hard so silently Nick is walking away yeah about those nicks that'll be fun I'd be fun I'd be able to watch the soccer game after all, but long of the sweetest taking. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you know what? I don't feel so bad now.

There's more than one person working. Hurry up. Yeah. They're not just in a bag over there, are they? Oh, maybe. Why would... Well, there's six sandwiches here. Hold on.

Does it say Eric? No. They don't have names on them. Oh, they're probably not us. That's weird. Hmm. There's six sandwiches there? Yeah.

Oh wait, I think these might be them. I'm gonna flip down. I have a question though. When did that happen? I don't know. There's you suck. You suck. There's nothing there.

You suck. Oh, you got mad. I was gonna say. How could that possibly have happened? So you suck. You fuck. You know what really sold it? is the, I'm not sure, like double checking.

It really makes me happy that he was on the inside, they had to scooch out. That's the best part. Once again, Jordan is laughing very hard. Yay. God damn it. You set yourself up for that. Keep me the idea.

Are there sandwiches over there? You idiot. Let me go look. I'm gonna say yes, no matter what. It needs something to do. Is it something to do? Is it me, see me? Yes.

All of the time. Oh. To walk over in Ceno sandwiches was very shocked. You were very convinced that, isn't it? I think it's probably like if like you, like you look down and you see like your fingers broken and there's just like, well that's not right. Like that's how that felt. It was like a shock. Did they take them?

Yeah. But there are no. Huh? Oh, this place was so far away. This was so far. At least the house split the difference. Oh, I feel like we drove that far just for treats in Orlando the other day.

Oh, really? Yeah, we drove to Winter Park. We found a place that had those, the Tayaki cones. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but there's no place, or there maybe is a place in Denver.

It's like, the one of South Denver. It's like an hour from where we look. Yeah. There it is. Now they're ready. Okay. I was mistaken. I hope there's no sandwiches in the back.

Okay, all right. Guys, I've got you. And I was like, hey, can you do me a favor? Can you put an empty backup? It's weird. Yeah, napkins, yeah. No, no, I got it. Okay.

Are you sure? Oh, yeah. You get to hold it, Nick. Yay. Thank you. Yeah. Let's take it in front of the smoking honey melts. Okay.

Okay. In the middle. Can you guys look like you're walking out of the door? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, with your mic packs and everything. Yeah, dude. Right there. It'd be none the wiser.

It's just like last time. It really is. And we're recording it this time. Okay, cool. The first time it's an accident. Now I think it's just our thing. Yeah. He's like the guy trying to leave and then he just like froze.

He just like, he like, stopped like around a pole. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because he didn't know where you guys were going to walk. Right. And I just waited and then he full and laying. He wanted our guy. That's cool. He wanted for you to make, poor guy. sandwiches were ready. He got sandwich trick, too?

I mean, that's happening. It's going around. I've been hearing. I've been hearing. Everyone's talking about that and how Blaine screwed up. Pooh's is gone. New meta. No, no sandwich.

You want to write up front? No, I think we should stick with how we started. I mean, we don't have to. Yeah, I think, we have a groove going up. You guys are trying to, I don't want to. They're trying to shake it up a little bit. I just saw how your feet are and I feel bad for you.

Do you, Derek? Yeah. Who take? Yeah. Fucking goo? Yeah. I'm like, I fit so well back here. Okay.

It's not surprising. Okay, I'll pull up a little bit. Oh, there we go. It's fine. It's really fine. Well, I go pull up and I'll pull back. Yeah, give me clap. Yeah.

All right, you can watch me put on my seatbelt. I'm beeping. Safety car. There's the seatbelt. Are you just... Oh, something. That guy's flying through. Miao.

That was cool. I got even care. You eat a bag of dicks. Okay. I love drivers in Austin. It's just... Pretty cool all the time. All the dying.

This is awesome. Almost. That was such a long time you'd be in there. They passed the test when they were 15. Flew by for me. Oh, yeah. Michael had plenty. I had a good time.

I had monologue a little bit to Nick outside. Okay, so we were watching the levels. You're like, he's definitely mumbling something. You know. I'm not going to do nothing. You guys, you guys woke me up from my stillness. I'm going to do something. That's not my slumber.

Simply my stumbling. I might not quite sleep. Yep. Oh my God. It's almost two. Jesus Christ. At this point, we should just watch the soccer game and then record the episode.

While we eat, yeah. We'll make it back to the 10. I don't think Michael's into that. Darn. Yeah. Look, I'm not gonna stop you. I just might not stick around. Yeah. I'll poop on no one.

poop on no one's parade. But I will be having my own separate parade. It involves the plan of sleep and the disappointment of not getting it. All the moment, sleep. You guys got me six hours from now when it's over. Sleep? I was about to. She was about to fall asleep.

Is this supposed to be making that shaking sensation? Yeah, it doesn't seem right. Okay. Oh, is the car being cool? Yeah, it's keeping me awake. Yeah, it's going great. Is it called Rumble mode? I mean, it's definitely...

It might just be the road. It's 100% though. Yeah, it's up. Yeah, look at where we're at. Well, I drained his door. oil walls outside too. Is that where you were whispering? Yeah.

Yeah. This car doesn't need oil, right? Yeah, it was definitely the road. Not for another 2,000 miles. No, 200 miles. That's a big deference. That's a slight discrepancy. That's soon.

Yeah. Yeah, but I mean, we're not gonna hit that today. You did the cup. We go back to the airport. We're still talking about going to six slides? Yeah. The cuck run. Dude, is that like a Hans Solo thing?

Yeah. That did the cuck run in 8 parsecs. Yeah. You haven't heard of it? You haven't heard of this car? That's a K2 Stadium. They wanted to build it downtown and then they said, no. And so they built it up here and they went, wait,

money, money. Money. Yeah. They didn't think people would actually go. Yeah. People went. And then it sold out every game. Honestly, it works out.

It worked out pretty well for us because it's much more accessible. Yeah. Than going downtown. Yeah, than going downtown to go to a soccer game every week. Yeah. Oh, man, I would have given up my season ticket. way earlier. If we were that bad and we had to drive all the way downtown every time?

Yeah. Nick hates going downtown. Yeah. Anyway, where are you guys stayed? Ah, fuck. Oh, nice. Except today. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. There's a purpose to do it. So we didn't want to put you at the comfort in and sweets in Flugerville. Don't talk bad about Flugerville. Don't. It doesn't matter. Everyone will never go.

There's a... Ugh. Ugh. Evil, man. Yeah, yeah. Nick was getting there. I was about to say it. I heard me come out of your mouth. I said, ee, and then I'd type.

You're gonna put it in the vapes. Oh, wow. Play of the vapes. Oh, man. We could stop to plan on the vaids. That mom, he conquers all. Don't, I'm almost out of one, but I got a backup. Oh, cool.

Hell yeah. What are you pulling on? This is still the bubble, the blue razz. Not hubba bubble. Where that's hubba. Yeah, yeah. That's blue rise hubba, Jordan. Then I got it.

Then I got banana. Then I got banana. HUB banana? Not just regular, not hubbub version. I'm not in control of what they have. And sometimes they aren't either. Yeah, I don't think they are. You walk in and it's like, you changed brands completely since last week.

Shrug. And then next week, you did it again? It's like crazy. I can't imagine how volatile that market is. Just imagine it's like the stock market. It's like people screaming. There's like hundreds of vapes show up from a brand you've never heard of it. Because the other one like shut down or they changed them.

They were trying to stay ahead of regulations. You're living in like the gray market, you know? It's working, it's good. The dark web. Did you put stuff in here that you're gonna remember? I put stuff in there and I'm gonna remember that I'm leaving there. That's part of a joke. Waka Waka?

I wasn't joking. 10 p.m. text message to the group. Has anyone seen my ID? I didn't kill him. Waka, Waka, Waka. Is this gonna be our longest ride-along? No. Really?

No, I don't think so. What do you think what's the longest ride-along? I mean, there was definitely that time where we went to Taco Cabana and it took 45 minutes to get the food. That's right. That's... Yeah, but drive plus weight. It'll be pretty long. That weight was a long time. It'll be up there.

Yeah, we still have to go 40 miles to the house, you guys. And then later, before your hotel, Nick has to get his oil changed. Yeah. It turns out it's only 20 miles of oil. Whoops. It's like huge. The zeros are dropping. Two?

Two. Point two? I forgot to carry the two. Are you excited to eat this? No. Not particularly. Why? Firehouse subs already is like whatever.

No offense. I'm excited. Yeah. Yeah. He's sick. I love borrowed. That's all it matters. I'm excited.

Yeah, I can't wait. Yeah, man, I picked it. Some people in the past have paid $10,000. Yeah. To eat McDonald's, which they never had before. Yeah. I mean, you are smarter, at least. You picked the place you like.

Yeah. Yeah. You guys have had McDonald's before, right? Yeah. Okay, cool. Let's making sure. Yeah. This week, yeah.

This week, yeah. This week. Yeah. Yeah. There's pinballs where Andrew says he met Gavin and then Gavin doesn't remember. And Andrew, why would Gavin remember? Why would he remember? I don't know. You should explain that to Andrew? That's funny to anyone ever. Why would Andrew doesn't understand?

What a stupid thing this time? His memory of that night is like idetic. Oh, yeah. Remembers nothing. Yeah, exactly. It's, Gavin's not going to remember anything anyway. Kevin struggles when I texted. Who's this? You sound like Eric. I assume this was a regulation thing.

He texted me like a week ago or something, asking about if someone threw a chair at a, like a let's play live event or something. And I assumed this was a kind of a work conversation. I think it was like, I think it was a conversation that we were talking about something about like the live show. He's like, me no memory, you memory? I'm like, me no either. We really struggled between the two of us. It's done a lot of things.

We kind of like forensics it back together. You kind of put it just kind of. I was saying things that he seemed to. be familiar with. Okay. Kind of just helping each other remember? Yeah. I think I got the gist of it.

Okay. He triggered up memory that I didn't know I had. Whoa. Wow. Because I actively try not to remember most of it. Uh-huh. I think I'm picking up what you're putting down.

Yeah. Do you remember stuff from Let's Play Live, Jordan? No, I never went to one. Damn, dude. I fucking wish. Yeah. Video games live? Yeah, no thanks.

Working on a weekend? Do you plus travel? But make sure you get your regular videos done also. We can't have a stop. Man, no shit. Five GTA ideas. What do you think? What?

Five GTA ideas now. I give you some GTA six ideas. You can. You're going to have so many ideas. I'm not going to tell any. No! Go on. Help us out.

Go on. Write them down and hand them to me. I'm going to write them down. And 20 years from now. I'm gonna send him to you. No. You're gonna get so mad. You're like,

legitimately so mad. Come on, think about it. We could have Michael, like. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna play that game by myself in isolation and I have so many ideas that I'll either do myself or just never do, but we'll write down. And I'm gonna fucking laugh.

I'll never even tell you, but you'll know I'm doing it. When we're doing a things to do walk across the street, KTA6 or whatever. Yeah. God damn it. That's the best you could come up with. Woof.

Gotta start with a frogger. That's all I got. That's all I got. You start small. You don't want to, you don't want to, like, blow your load right away to her because then you're fucked. Yeah. Okay. They're going to be playing the game for the next 17 years.

Yeah, we don't. You don't need to do anything. Turn it on. It's going to get two million views. Okay. Here's the game. That's, let's slow roll this, please. It's not even a matter.

There's no online. You're resetting the board. And there was no online when five came out. How long was it before they had online? A couple months. Yeah. Like, it wasn't too too long. Yeah.

It wasn't too long. Yeah. It was like, it's got to be. within like six months right like it was something like i mean it was less it felt like it felt like here's the thing though they're gonna crank out ASAP because they're gonna want to make they're gonna want to keep making their billions of dollars yeah yeah now that they know that it just prints bunny in no fucking way they're sitting on it do you think online comes out in 2027 oh for sure you think so definitely in 27 absolutely i think the real gamble is it doesn't

come out in 26 probably not yeah but i wouldn't be surprised if it did i wouldn't expect it but it's possible It would, I think it's not feasible. It doesn't come out in 2027. I think it's still risky that the game comes out this year. Yeah, I agree. I mean, I think the online would come out before the game as far as they're concerned. Okay, they're single. They don't give a fuck about it.

They don't give a fuck. Yeah. Hey, we have all those cool DLC. Fuck that. How about this car? Matt, buy that car. How about this sub? Buy it.

Yot? Nick is going to, he's not going to do shark cards. Nope. Yeah, right. He's going to earn it. Nick, Nick said he's going to earn it. He's not. He said he's going to play the game so much.

He's going to earn it. Yeah. And then he's going to play with everyone else. He's going to have all the stuff. Right. Wait. That's what we're doing. That's what we're lucky.

Yeah, but that's because nobody's buying it. Exactly. You're going to get new phomo when other people are actively buying things and you're not. They're going to have all cool toys. And right now, also, only, only Jeff and Gavin have it. Everyone, but he's going to have it. Yep. Hmm.

You're gonna be the one Nick left out. I'm telling you how it is, man. It's gonna be tough. Nick, you got questions, you need ideas. You come talk to me. What the fuck? I'll talk to you. I will tell Eric, though.

You need some ideas. If Nick starts coming out with a bunch of Grand Theft Auto ideas, I'm gonna be mad. Oh, I got a, I have six ideas, and he pulls out a little crumpled piece of paper. Um, I came up with these in my spare time. Eric, remember when you gave me the idea about the subs being ready? Yeah, this sucks.

Fuck! Whoa, Nick is like a GTA mastermind. Wow. Playing for a decade. He's coming up with this. Nick made a heist? That's like, ooh. Now we're talking.

I got an idea. There's like a new heist for GTA online that comes out like this week. Uh, tomorrow. Yeah. Insane. That's crazy. I mean, but also not.

Money. Yeah. I'm sure you have to buy things to do it. Definitely. I would think so. Nick one. Nicola. Nickle just play until he earns it. Man, I got millions. I haven't spent yet. Millions. Millions is nothing. I know. Millions is one thing. Yeah. I haven't bought anything with it yet. I know. I'm just saying. You can save up for that one thing.

Okay. Happy to do it. And I will. I don't care. I'm not playing the game. You want to guess sometime? Yeah. Do you want to? I'm not playing the game. Do you want to play the game? I'm good. I'm going to play my own game.

And he's not talking about GTA. He's talking about pulling some strings. Yeah, I don't like it. I don't like Michael's game. I love this. This is great. Sucks. Michael's playing 4D chess.

Oh, I love it. We're so close. We're almost there. We're so close. We're so close to not having to be in this car anymore. I'm so sick of being in the car. I like being in the car. I like being in the car.

I like the smell. We're going to have to circle for a little bit because of the rain. That's true. That's a good point. God, I just have to keep smelling the pickles. You get to. It's a privilege.

You answered the pickle question with yes. I figured everyone wanted pickles! You could have said no to like two of them. But that of help? Even you guys think that's insane, right? Yeah. You could have said no to two pickles. Six cookies!

Two of you don't like pickles. It's just not even worth it. Yeah. I hope yours is so good pickle, you know. He works with him all right. I know. And by Friday, I'm fucking tired.

What don't somebody think of Nick? I'm always thinking of Nick. He's always breaking equipment and shit. By Friday, Jeff's going like, man, Eric's like upset with Nick. It's like, it's been every day. It's been every day. It's every day.

Every day it's this, it's every day. Jordan, I like arcadines. All of the. Yeah, every day. And even the days I'm not there, I have to edit the stuff where I still hear it. I hear them in my sleep. I keep telling you to hire someone.

Dude, I have so much. Johnny! I've so much fun with Alfredo two to three days a week. This is. We actually have a lot of fun. We have fun. We have fun. Andrew makes us play Star Wars Monopoly.

Now, that wasn't fun. That's fucking sucks. That sucks. That's like the worst game we've ever been. You at least were on the cheating bots team, you little fuck. I'm don't. I even take.

I know. I know. Guilty by association. You were on the wrong team, but that's not your fault. You're right. But I'm still, you're right. But I'm not. You're in the car.

I need to be Nick's kid. Look, it wasn't your fault. You're in fucking trouble. And I know it. And it shouldn't be. But it is. I don't make the rules, but I do. And I am, and you're done for it.

This is how I do it at work. This is what pays the bills. You're driving the guy who robs the store. You're still guilty. You get it? That's exactly what you did. That's what you did. That's what I did?

Yeah, but like you choose to get in the car with the guy who robbed the store. He was kidnapped by robot in this scenario. What are you doing this? That's like kidnapping someone robbing a store and then blaming the person who was kidnapped. Right. By the way, he was robbed the store. Yeah. You guys are guilty.

We don't actually own this house we're going to. We've just been casing it out for a while. It's a good place to record a video. You got to make sure you blame the right person. In this case, it's blamed. I wanted to find the place I can put a couple bloody rags in. Oh, Michael has some ideas. Michael, Michael, you're planning evidence.

Check your bags before you leave. It's in me. I was saying before we got to the airport, I think I'm going to start leaving my blood in various places where if I ever go missing or die, it will look really suspicious, but I want to do it where it's like a clear-cut case where you could, like, prosecute,

but it's to multiple people, and they don't connect. So it's just all very confusing. Like, they have, like, 100% evidence to convict someone three times. And so I started thinking about just leaving bloody rags in places. I put my driver's license in Nick's car. Just irrefutable evidence. Sir, stop denying it.

We have fingerprints. We have his ID. There's a video from the man himself. He's going to start texting people. Hey, you really should keep an eye on Nick. He's been treating me weird. I don't know. I don't know if I can trust him anymore.

But then do that to four other people. I don't know Nick, though. It can't be any connection. It has to just be other people, different things, different times. I like that fun. These are the games he plays. I feel like if I'm burning in hell in some afterlife, I'll be laughing. I'll be watching, gone, got him.

Fucking six sandwiches. We'll make the best date line ever. That's, yes. Oh, yeah. Damn. Keith. This is for you. We're home.

We've done it. You didn't kill him. He found his ID. Thank God. We've done it. All right. Jordan. What's up?

Let's take these sandwiches. Hmm. That's a little tricky. Why do you think I let my gun in the house, too? So you can put it in their bags. Well, it's kind of, I don't know if a shotgun. How big is their carry-on? You go to these cases.

Sure. Thank you. Yep. Okay. I think we got every case. You guys got your bags. Yep. We gotta bring you this in.

This has all the rest of the presents. Ooh, they've got my presents, Jordan. Yeah. Nick, did you grab my, he's holding it. That's good. That's yours. Right. Mine. Okay.

Mine. Mine. Yours, mine. Mine. Oh. Oh, good. We don't even have to break in. All right, and then Nick, you can come back in now.

I put some tape on the lock. Oh, that's good. Smart. Okay. Welcome. You drop your bag in. This is Alfredo's table. Alfredo's table.

Yeah, we swindled him. Yeah, he got swindled pretty good. He's still upset. Fucking fleeced his ass. Okay. Let's have to look at this food. Okay. Nick Clatt.

Well, I am hungry. Oh yeah, we got that. All of a sudden, it doesn't matter that it's like boring. So we got these mac and cheeses. That's- Thanks, Michael. I'll be honest, I forgot about that. That was so long ago. Look at this fucking shit.

I totally forgot about that. Oh. We got cookies. It looks like they tried to put real cheese on top, but it made it so much worse. It looks like the woman that was making it was like sweat and working their cheese. Yeah. Fuck, they want mac and cheese too, motherfuckers. Oh, that.

Okay, this is steak. Oh, one of the six pickles. Find his five friends. Okay, so this is steaks. Yeah, that's steak. Okay. It looks like a cheese steak style. And then we got the-

Where's the honey? It's in there. It's just in there. Are these all steak? Is this chicken? No, it's just really dark meat on this one. Stake? Did they give us six stakes?

Yeah. Whatever, who cares? Whatever. I mean, I just accept it. There's only one. There's only one person but me about this. Look, I watched it hit chicken, but also I watched him swipe his card 16 times. That's true.

Looking forward to having 16 transactions. He was knowingly swiping with the strip out just to try it. I was doing, I was trying anything. I was trying anything. I was trying anything. I'm not getting it. Nothing was working. Chip in, chip out.

Yep. You ripped the chip off at one point. Well, I guess we have a bunch of steaks. Here goes to the sandwiches. Why did you get mediums? She got the smallest. Nick Park too far. Dick shit.

Nick Park. Okay. We have to watch so bad. All right. We'll let you know how they taste. It's a steak transition. Is it chicken? Are these going to give us the explosive diarrhea disease or no?

I'm going to give you the- That's what the hose is for. What? Give me quiet. Yeah, you shouldn't eat the pickle.