100% Eat - Dark Empath Popper Pointing - KFC Ride Along

Episode Date: February 20, 2025

Nick gasped. Big deal! The Dark Empath lives and he feels. Open the box and win, but not money. Nice shot, Spielberg. Also thanks to big Javier for sending us mead and beer. We'll have a taste test soon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Was that woman all right? Like when we ordered what? She was like the KFC. She was like spun out. Yeah She was talking to you you spin me out every time your fucking mouth. It was She did run over from the drive-thru. So I think she may was there another person working there Uh, yeah, but not look she's running food out right now Someone also kept screaming cherry pie poppers. Yeah, but not, look, she's running food out right now. What the fuck? Someone also kept screaming, cherry pie poppers. Yeah, and it wasn't me.

Can you believe it? Hey, honestly, I can't believe it. I know, this person's so bad. This person simply stopped here. Are you? It was, Nick. There's a middle lane, you fucking grub. Golly!

Wow! Wow! Watch that language, we're gonna demonetize. Shit on a, wow. Shit on a fmow. I'm gonna fmow, oh yeah. Little dog. He was doing a tiny dog.

My little dog, almost a non-existent dog. Me, your tiny dog. That dog is barely matter. That dog is somehow negative matter. That dog is like an ant. That was crazy. That was nuts. That was nuts. Yeah, but it was me pointing at the poppers.

Oh no, it was Nick screaming. Nick amplified his voice. Yes, yes, you were screaming. Exactly, that was my point. It was the classic. You were screaming internally, mentally, and Jordan and I were not. It was the classic, hey look at this.

It was still you. I mean, Nick, your reaction was a gasp. Oh! You gasped. You put it in and I gasped. I was excited. I took the opportunity to just hammer Eric for it. So at least it was coming from me and not you.

I knew what you guys were, yeah, yeah. The poppers, yeah, the poppers. Hey, so what side do you guys want? You have the poppers. Are you listening to us? Yeah. I moved the side. Yeah, oh, I know. I had to make sure. I was like, moved the sign. Yeah, I know.

I had to make sure. I was like, don't forget. Listen, I know you guys are trying to be me right now. And that's okay, because it worked out well. No? Yeah. Why'd you turn? Not you.

Trying to be you? Yeah, you're trying to be me. Everyone listens to me and everyone wants to be me on this show. Anyway, I feel for you. What? Guys want to be him, girls want to be him. Show. Anyway, I feel for you. Guys wanna be him, girls wanna be him. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! Everybody wants to feel him. Dude, this sounds like a CBS, like, primetime drama. The Dark Enfam. He feels everything, and he can't stop. Played by Zachary Quinto. Like prime time drama the dark And he can't stop But he doesn't want to anyway, it's the monkey man as he turns around he goes I feel Now I'd be a little too clever for CBS and their their ancient audiences

65 plus dark empath is so crazy Nuts yeah, so this is following the Nick is an empath episode Yeah, next day hmm. I saw a news headline that was like a new like serial killer trait or something? And it's known as a dark empath. I was like, oh my God, it's Nick. Nick. I'm not a serial killer. Not yet. No, you're just merely a dark empath.

You're a serial killer. C-E-R-E-A-L. That's true. I do enjoy me a bowl. You're giving the fan art section of our Discord so much work with right here. Dark empath serial killer. He's eating with a spoon, opening his fucking mouth up. We're giving the fan art section of our Discord so much to work with right here. Dark Empath serial killer.

He's eating with a spoon, opening his fucking mouth up. Oh, dude. But one of those fucked up spoons, you can win in one of the boxes. The ones that change color. Yeah. That you win? Yeah, you win.

Sometimes you have to mail it in when you re-bake or whatever. You know when you open the box and you win? Like a transaction, send this thing thing and you get this thing? I win! Yeah, but it's not money. Right, but it's guaranteed. It's the box top.

You're just trading something for something else. I'm trading a box. Right, that's not winning. They don't do that anymore. I still won. Like, you don't have to turn in box tops anymore, do you? I still won. No.

I still won. I would guarantee you can't turn in box tops. Yeah, they would. The post office would reject them. What the fuck is this? You go to the It's the Monkey with a handful of ripped up card cards. What do I do now? He just sets them down, spoon.

Spoon, spoon, spoon please. I feel, I feel. I feel for you. This will be your afternoon. Oh my God. Michael, did you see the picture of that monkey attacking the colonel in the restaurant? Yes, dude. Yeah, I also saw him hanging out with Mickey Mouse. That's true, and I think that Pluto...

It's hard to tell that the mascot version of Pluto is also standing on two legs. Yeah! Like, which one's Pluto, which one's Goofy? I don't know. Why does Pluto get to be naked? Get to get to me. Yeah, that's what you him Get to me. I don't want to be bad just like that. I just imagine getting dressed every day is a struggle for me. For who? For goofy? Yeah. Yeah. Gorsh. Oh my God. Damn it.

It's a dark impact. What? I don't think I am. So nuts. He doesn't think he is. I just feel. Okay. I don't think, I feel. Will you help?

Thank you. Will you help him? You take these? Yeah. Michael's gonna grab the bag. Okay. I'll grab the bag. Way to go Michael. Thank you. Yes, they are both open. Ow! My hip! He just hip checked your car. You gotta stretch your hip flexors, dude. He just closed the door on himself. Yeah, stop. He wasn't out of the car. Nope.

I mean, I was- Because he didn't have the bag, which he usually doesn't't it threw off his counterbalance. Oh, you didn't know where I lost feel a stretcher hip in his strange twist. I lost Special episode of dark Bunch of YouTube video as a, dark empath only got one season, it ends on a cliffhanger. What happens with the dark empath? It can no longer be me. Who even am I anymore?

And who is everyone else? Here's why this is a brilliant ending. Oh man. What are these lack of feelings? Insane, insane. Oh? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Insane. Insane. Oh, also. Ooh.

Ooh. E. Ah. I knew he'd do it and I'm happy about it. We'll do a taste testing video about this later. Oh, hang on. We got goods. We're gonna change it.

Oh, we're doing some stuff? We're gonna change it to dark. Wait, why am I on the board for that? I feel. It was a bonkers thing to be doing. To help your wife? Yeah, you really helped her. It looks so, get a better shot of that right now.

What are you doing? Get a better shot of this! What? I'm getting it, I got it. From this angle. Oh, okay. From this angle. I wasn't looking, but I understood what you meant because I was staring at it,

I'm assuming the sticker was covering it kind of from where he was standing. It's exactly what was going on. I had perception. You can see it. He was standing here. You can see it. I understood. We talked about it on regulation where Gavin was like, Nick really gets, Eric gets after Nick

because when he's filming, it's like he's not filming the thing that's happening. That's not like filming. I'm like, weird, he would say that. And I'm like, right. And that's what happened. And he went, yeah. Well, he said that because Eric told him that fucking Spielberg

Gilbert go That's with the left yep, so I was gonna say more like dork impact Javier I stepped on shoelace. Oh, no. No, I'm gonna do about that. They're nice shoes too. Thank you. What's this box? So Javier, who gave us mead previously, has given us new mead. A lot of mead. Tasting, we got three bottles each.

Well, bye Nick. Yep. Yeah. There's a- You drinking it? Not yet. When's that start? End of March.

End of March? Well, start of April. April 1st. I thought it was a simple question. Michael, you received a flower rose. I received that? Is April so weekly for me? Yeah, three bottles of it.

He made these with us in mind. The last time we saw Javier, he asked us what kind of flavors we go for. That was about eight months ago. Coffee. And I said flower rose? Yeah, you said something like that. Jordan got a raspberry sour.

Oh, fuck off. Yeah, that sounds like something I would have. Don't worry, there's three bottles. I'm drinking raspberry right now, son of a bitch. And then, Nick, lemon habanero. Hell yeah. And that makes sense. Spicy drink.

I mean, I may have said fruity. Yeah, I think you did. He also gave us some different ciders and IPAs. So thank you, Javi. That looks okay. I hate the can. Well, we have to, okay.

I thought we were going in our bases with, legally we have to say this. You were the one that told us you don't like cider earlier. So maybe it's just on the same page. True. I like cider. Yeah.

Guys. Dude, East Ciders pineapple. Oh page. It's true. Yeah. Yeah, but guys dude, uh, East siders pineapple. Oh my God. Ready? I love that shit. Are we fucking ready? Michael, did you see they have 8% ciders now? No, I didn't. Yeah. Who makes that? East siders. Can you hang on? Shut the fuck up with what you're doing. Uh, what flavors fruit punch. That's pretty cool. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, you should get it I'm gonna I will I like that. It's our Michael He was so excited. All right. I mean that's good information cherry poppers cherry poppers Do it which was I gotta take my trays out. You got you can't you can't just give me food I kept screaming 10 you pointed it for no

That's when you were listening but not wanting to hear. I kept saying 10, 10, 10, get 10, get 10. Jordan, they're soft. Oh yeah, very soft. Oh, they're actually pretty good. These are crispy. Ooh. This tastes like better fair food than the fair we went to.

Wow, it does. Yeah, that is bad. We went to somebody's tax write-off. We went to some sort of scheme. They don't taste like something you get at KFC. No. No, they taste good. The cherry's a little lacking in cherry flavor,

but the pastry's very good. Pastry's good. It's actually quite warm and crispy. It is very warm. Now'd be the time, Jordan. Come on, Jordan, show us. He's just saying you gotta take his teeth out. I'll go over here and do it.

Yay! I won't film you. Okay the one thing Nick doesn't film. He doesn't want me to film it. Yeah I know, generally that's how that works. That's how that works. He turned and looked at him, I thought the camera was going.

He turned and looked at him, I thought it was what you were filming. I just wanted you to know that I fucking know. What? What? What? What the fuck? He's dark and bad fucking know. Yeah, but what? What? What? What the fuck? He's dark empath right now.

Yeah! And he's pissed at what you're feeling. Dude. Dark empath, wow. I think he's just darking right now. There you go. Ooh, it's toasty. It is.

This is a toaster strudel. Oh! Oh, that's what that tastes like. It is pretty, especially with the frosting. Especially with like the inside where you're like, oh yeah, it's like whacking. It's exactly what it tastes like. It's like cherry flavor ass. Yeah.

It's not like a cherry pie where you're like, whoa, this is really good cherry. No. I'm glad we only got four. But we could have got 10. We could have got 10. He would have had six right now. To take home.

I still love the Oreo thing in the fridge. Here? Yeah. Oh, it's in the freezer, so it's fine. He's not in that fridge. There's no difference. There's one door. The top flap freezer, doesn't it? Oh, it's not that kind of fridge.

It's not in the freezer. It's not in the freezer, it's in the fridge. Fuck, I forgot, no! Also the freezer, all the water I put in is in the freezer. Oh. It's not frozen. No, it's just water. What? There's no fucking freezer in here. Sorry, Nick. I don't even lie to you.

By who? Yeah, what are you talking about? Fuck, a big fridge. This is not a freezer. That's a small fridge. You're right, fuck. I've been like- Hey guys, if anybody's hungry after we're done eating

It's even colder than before yeah, but maybe maybe it made it moisture now, it's not it's hard Not as a rock but like clay Red clay it was kind of clay already All right, let's eat this baby. Do it. it? Is it enough? Yeah, we got it. Good job, fellas. Yup. We're going to end on a big high five. Me and Jordan. Ready? Whoa.

Here it comes. Three, two, one. Wow. Is that cool? That was good. I'm not trying to high five you. High fiving. Me next? Somebody put the thing on the camera.

This is me high fiving you. Slap.