100% Eat - Denny's is PACKED %% Denny's Red, White, & Berry Slam + Slammin Sodas

Episode Date: May 27, 2025

Our Heroes are slammin some dirty sodas like they're in Utah and celebrating our once great nation with a red, white, and berry slam. These colors don't run but they definitely wait 15-20 minutes before being seated on a Tuesday mid-day. Does Denny's do it right by trying to get you in the door or will they continue to gross 9 figures in 3 months and only to claim it's just not enough to keep the lights on? Put up a chair, we're in the big table now. Sponsored by Shady Rays. Thanks, Shady Rays. Get 35% off polarized glasses at shadyrays.com - code EAT Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What do you think you messed up today? Yeah, what did Nick mess up? Let's get them. Let's get them guys. Welcome to 100% Eat, the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. You probably do. I'm your host Michael Jones alongside my co-host Jordan Sweers. Jordan, how are you today? I'm already exhausted. It's not even, it's not 1 p.m. And I feel like we've been, we've been doing this for eight hours. Did you charge that Good. What do you what do you mean? There's there's like nothing to even talk about

Something had happened hopefully we have one thing. Yeah, we met early to get together for breakfast at Denny's Yeah, and Denny's. Yeah. And it's been about three hours since then, and now we're recording the podcast. I was like, oh, it's an early episode, and I forgot it was Denny's, and I was so disappointed.

Oh yeah, you were sitting in the chair, and we were like, all right, let's go to Denny's, and he was like, what? It was even more of a buildup too, because you were on a phone call when I got in. Yeah. So we were waiting, Eric shushed me when I walked in. I didn't want to get off your phone call I even though I wasn't making any noise at all

Yeah, well you know classic Michael bustin starts going what's that? Over usually walk in Michael impression I walk in I hear chattering and then I'll go what's going on here I walked in dead silent, and I was like well either people aren't here yet, but they are And I was like well either people aren't here yet, but they are Eric makes or something Eric's making more noise. I walk I try to shush you walk in Say nothing cuz I they're silence. I'm observing. I'm reacting I'm going I wonder what's going on. No one's talking. It's quiet as I walk in Eric just goes And then I pointed he's on the phone then he said he's on the phone

Hey dipshit It was it what I did have a moment of like because he shushed me like you do when you're on the phone But he he wasn't on the phone. He just went And I went he couldn't see you he's around a corner and then he's like he's on the phone like I was going I was just like Because it was a very quiet phone call it was they were talking at you a lot Yeah, it was a lot of me waiting to respond. Yeah, that's how phone calls go So then he started making jokes and giggling about what you were saying on the phone Giggling yeah, I was saying here's a very important business. He's laughing over. What anyway he was joking dude

sailing away over there I was doing I Was doing japs and Jaffs and everything that you could ever hope for while you're on the phone it was fun Japs aren't those those cakes from from me, okay? This guy's going nuts They're good Anyway then we said we were going to to Danny's and Michael groaned. Yeah, I went no that's why we're here Well, I was like he's defending them before you said anything. Yeah, yeah, you start screaming No, I was gonna say anything about them. And you went oh great, and he yelled they're good. No, I was gonna say they're good Shut up you little man

He loves it. I do have in there Okay, I meant is there still piss in it obviously it's obviously I was gonna Torch him if he needed uh-huh yeah, no I'm good. Would you like a? Would you like to get topped off? Do you want some strawberry cream sprite the bat piss the's kind of a graveyard right now, so... No, no, I put a death shroud over Tenseur. Where is he? Where is it? I didn't even see it. Oh, you didn't see it?

No, I went in there and... This big? Honestly, I missed it too. On my way out, he was right in front of the sink. Oh, really? Yeah. Maybe he got gobbled up. In between me going in there. Someone? I don't know who. He says no. You were in there first and then I went in.

And then I covered him up and threw him away. So he's a proper burial. He's in the great beyond now. I don't know if anyone wanted to say a few words. I just wanted to spray him with some cockroach spray. Kind of overkill at this point. I'll bring it tomorrow. Probably.

Honestly, we probably still need it. Probably. I'll bring it tomorrow honestly We probably still need it probably should just save it. Yeah, you know Line well you know when you say like all the bugs are gone when you see one cockroach That's the end of it, and there's no more cockroaches. Yeah, as you know the truce So he was trying to get on track he was trying to get up in the in the ceiling. He was why'd he come down? You know probably thought he's driving up there. He got real tired. He couldn't make it back You know he came just lost the will to live down And he started breathing in the poisonous air down here in the below the surface world

The air so much heavier down here. This is the under dwelling when he lives up in the ceiling Yeah, you have to think about that. You don't know like what the underworld it like to us. This is it But yeah, we're at the top remember that ceiling tile fell yes do you think it was because of the cockroaches oh I think I'm on spot rain but yeah I want spot yeah yeah I think cockroaches summon the rain yeah well I think that's what I think that's what they want to step part of the true sauce dance yeah it's a contract. That's my fault. That's his bad. I'll take responsibility. That's his bad. A treaty is a truce signed by contract. Oh, this is good to know for the cockroaches.

This is just a contract. Oh, okay, cool. This is good to know for the cockroaches. Mistress. Everybody. Yeah. Again, important things to know. Yeah.

We're just a couple of book guys. And you're just so mad that you can't keep up. Yeah. I'm talking, well, I would have if you let me sit next to her at the wedding, but I would have talked to your wife about romantasy. You boxed me out. Talking to this guy about regular fantasy.

High fantasy. He was getting all geared up when you were talking about what book you were on and what part. Yeah. I'm on the way of the way of Kings. Book one. That's a book one of the Stormlight Archive. You're not even wearing headphones. It was like a wave He's right here, what's it was I mean black canary does that yeah?

Yep That's next superpower. Yeah Dude he's killing he is he's fucking you're right in his he's Okay, I did he's killing me is he's fucking you're right in his he's why I'm gonna get my ears this year Got fucked up not too long ago and stills ringing sometimes. No, no, he's gonna make sure he's also this one. I happen I was crossing the street and A car a car had a stop sign wanted to turn right and I'm crossing here parallel to them and they wanted to go And they were going as I was walking in into this crossing the street and they were like Wait, I don't want to go and so like I stopped and they're just sitting there and they're like I'm going straight

It like drove off. There was a cop at the other side of the street and I was like that was weird I go walking. I'm in front of the police car and it just goes Right my ear. Oh shit. The guy on like thanks and chases the guy and I'm just like thanks thank you officer fuck you he did it on purpose 100% that was on purpose that was worse than the car that almost hit me that was 100% well he called to the car and he was like that was cool

yeah dude I got him too hey we both got him hell yeah and then fucking big fist bump I bipped him hahahaha damn okay We both got him. Oh, yeah, they fucking big fist bump. I bipped him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Damn. Okay. So then Nick's doing good. Yeah.

Yeah. I'll just be deaf in both ears. Great. Helping. It's great. Just like we helped ourself to Denny's red, white and Barry slam. Yep. And boy. Just in time for America's birthday.

Boy, didn't it get slammed. Slam, bang, slopped and sucked. Used and abused. Like a wet nap after some buffalo wings. Is that what was going on when we went to the first Denny's? Why'd you write that? When we went to the first Denny's, it was in the motel parking lot. That's where Nick scurried off to.

I think so. Yeah. I think so. Yeah. I think so, dude. We had to go to two Denny's today. Packed. Tuesday? Both in the morning. More packed.

Packed. I think the first one was more packed. Yeah, I agree. It definitely was. It definitely was. We didn't even go in. We looked at the window. We looked in and was like,

there's too many people. That was like a flashback of me being a kid. That's like, bro, that's 30, 40 minute wait shit we're looking at. I'm like, hell no. So we- And I feel like this Denny's, or even the one we went to,

they've made the waiting area so small. So small. So tiny as shit. Well, cause who the fuck is waiting at Denny's? Nobody. Go somewhere else. The one I used to go to had like a huge lobby. Like the whole width of the building. And everyone could smoke. Yeah. like the whole width and everyone could smoke Yeah, and they and they gave me they offered me cigarettes

The bathroom yeah, you get cigarettes or you get condoms cuz you put them on the waiter if you're gonna suck Here let me just get that for you teen everywhere as far as the I can see skittle team What flavor you ribbon Jordan asked asked if it was Skittle flavor. It's like red Skittle dust. It's strawberry banana. And then I was telling him, I'm like, it's better than Skittles. It's like, you know, you like Skittles, you eat them and then they're gone.

You gotta keep buying packs or you're chewing them. Imagine just sucking on a Skittle for three days straight. Imagine the Skittles living in your lungs. Yeah. Yeah. They come, they go. They mostly stay. So then Nick started talking about Skittle lungs. Yeah. Yeah. They come, they go. They mostly stay. Nick was stoked about it. So then Nick started talking about Skittle Teen.

Yeah. It's nicotine Skittles and he wants them desperately. I said, I said to Jordan, I was like, don't breathe it in Jordan, it's good. Yeah. You'll like it. And then you said something about like, don't let Nick, I'm like, he's gone.

Yeah. Yeah. Who loves it, wants it, needs it. Nick was back there going, could you maybe turn this way? Yeah. Yeah. He was like, he was like open mouth breathing it, Michael. He doesn't so much do that. He just tells me it needs it. Nick was back there going, could you maybe turn this way? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was like open mouth breathing at Michael. He doesn't so much do that.

He just tells me to take more. Yeah, that is true. He wants to see you just fucking rip it. Well, he's smart enough to know he doesn't want to taste it, because he loves it. But he just says, you do, and you do more. And I do, it's forbidden.

And I said, man, like, they're talking about like making cigarettes look cool to kids, you know? They're terrible. Like I said man like they're talking about like making cigarettes look cool the kids You know there's they're terrible like I mean they're gross they stink there would like it's still it's a hurdle You know what I mean? Like I look so cool if you smoke. This is awesome. Yeah And then we're gonna be like nine-year-old sucking on these things like I get it You know when they're like hey smoking's bad for kids. We gotta like get it off. This shit's crazy It's just sucking on Skittles. I like it. It's candy. Weee. Do they make it without the nicotine?

I think they do I should look into that I should look into that yeah And well I mean then it's just like iron in your lungs. It's still bad for me. Why bother? Yeah, I might as well get the nicotine. And for a penny and for a pound I say. You should have let the guy. You said it twice today I did. You should have let the guy in front of the Denny's have a rip he honestly Yeah, he saw us asked if we had anything we said no we didn't leave his eyeline Well cuz we were walking in yeah, and it's like oh, they're full We're not going in walked by this then he asked like six feet later. Yeah. Yeah, well it was it was just us Right in front of us steps. We saw and we went never mind. Let's go

We turned around and we were in front of him the whole time and as we turned around to walked away It was like he just went like what about now? Yeah, what's changed? Yeah, well you haven't left but Anything different what what have not left? I said your keys fucking crazy. Yeah, that would have been nice We got trapped. I totally forgot we got trapped in the motel We couldn't get out. Well you trapped us that you were yeah Yeah, I mean really you could have just gone as well as just gone in that's the place out that parking lot was Michael Jordan podcast The motel for our we just start for four dudes go in right the motel for an hour go crazy

Lotta of camera equipment. A lot of camera equipment, a lot of noise, and then you walk out and everyone's like kinda tired. Cause there's no way that place is cold. Tip time! Yeah, there's a hug. Tip time, and then you go to Denny's and that's why it's crowded. Uh-uh. So we went to the second Denny's.

They have to recover their Vittles. I love that word. We went to a second Denny's location just as crowded. Don't worry, there's enough of them in Austin. It was fucking crazy. Yeah, I mean there was still a third option we could have gone to if things got worse. I thought we should have gone just to be safe. I was like, let's see where the other Denny's is and check Denny's. I was like, why are there so many Denny's still? So we went to the Denny's that was a- Denny Grendan. Oh, we should talk about Denny's still. So we went to the Denny's that was a... Denny Grendan. Denny's that was a combination Denny's Burger King?

Yeah, I don't think... It wasn't a combo, cause you couldn't... He is higher up today. He's crazy today. Reemon. You can't walk into one and get to both. No, you can't. They're just, they just share a wall.

Like you can't, I mean, you could bust through that wall if you really wanted to get into the Burger King. it's probably paper thin. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's definitely like let's just put two shithole restaurants It's a match maybe if it were a Burger King I hop I'd be like this is a match made. Yeah But but honestly even after having Denny's today Maybe they're not so different. Yeah So we tried to go. My GPS took us. What was going on?

Mostly there. It took us mostly there. And then pointed us in the opposite direction. Fucking crazy. You like drove past a turn or where it wanted you to turn. And then it was like, pshh, ah, dude, I don't know where you go now.

It was like, go up half a mile and then get back on the freeway. But like the destination was the same, which is not where the Denny's was right the Denny's was so Michael had to look it up you go so else it was fucking crazy you you turned in yeah even before where where it's a turn but it was like oh let me cut through the the Lowe's Walmart parking lot we'll loop back around in the parking lot and we'll get closer to the Denny's that's not where the Denny's. That's not where the Denny's was. That's not where the Denny's was.

The Denny's was still behind us. It was crazy. It was crazy. So then Michael was like pointing us in the direction that we finally found it. And it was like more do not enter signs. And we park and immediately look and go, no fucking way.

It's all so packed. Why is it so packed at the Denny's at 11 on a Tuesday? Tuesday. It was a 15 minute wait. Nick showed us a bunch of stuff in a photo Why is it so packed at the Denny's at 11 on a Tuesday? Tuesday! It was a 15 minute wait. Nick showed us a bunch of stuff in a photo of where things used to be. Michael had to go outside because it was so hot inside. It was more comfortable.

It wasn't colder, but there was a breeze. It was cooler, yeah. And the awning of the building provided shade, whereas the waiting room was a greenhouse. I'm pretty sure they only have one giant windows Yes beaming down right where the seats are Yeah, like the manager 10 degrees hotter from even being in the restaurant and because when we were leaving it was like, holy Yeah, you can feel it when we bet we went back towards the fun zone the fun zone is

Real hot hot Hot in the funds. They're cooking pretty sure there was like one waiter. There was a cook who was playing Mario and then singing songs It was just a coin sound effect for the first 15 minutes. We were there Yeah, then he started singing then he's having fun. He's having a good time. They put us at the biggest fucking table I've ever seen I don't understand so enclosed. Yes on the back Like it was a booth that was open on both sides in the middle in the middle of the like restaurant. Yeah, I was okay with it It was very it was actually a very comfortable. Yeah, it was spacious It was I feel like it's a comfy six squeezed eight. Yeah, and we had four perfect

Yeah, it was yeah perfect perfect for a Denny's that has a 15 minute wait you sit us had an eight person Nobody was at the bar. This shouldn't be a problem. No, I don't know why they weren't sitting anyone at the bar Not not anyone to get serenaded. Yeah Don't cheat on their spouses Nothing about the Denny's The waiter was cool. He kept giving us sodas that said absolutely no refills He didn't even ask us he just no he just sorry he start throwing him down So we got we got these dirty so so far did ask you part of you

Yeah, he didn't ask you No, he was the only one I was the only one he asked I think he wasn't sure what I had You had the charge for him to bring him one. Mm-hmm. It is a shit to me. Yeah, it just came out I was like, yeah I didn't fucking ask for this because they were so they had coke sprite and dr. Pepper Yeah, and then there was like a dirty soda style sweet cream yeah cream it's supposed to come with a lime I just realized yeah there was no there why was there no lime in my great great soda honestly I was okay with the lime I already had sprite so

it's like pretty limey yeah yeah but I had some very British yeah yeah it was a strawberry sprite yeah or was it was it a strawberry Sprite. Yeah. Or was it, was it a strawberry Sprite or is it Sprite with strawberry and the sweet cream? Both. Yeah. Yeah. You have the sweet cream. It was a sweet cream and like a strawberry puree kind of thing. Yeah. Syrup drizzle. I think it would be weird to have a lemon lime soda and then the sweet cream on top. I think Dr. Pepper's sweet cream is just as weird, man.

It was pretty summary. I still Dr. Pepper's sweet cream is just as weird, man. It was pretty summery. I still couldn't drink the whole goddamn thing. Way too sweet. And then he brought me a second one, and I'm like, you're out of your fucking mind. The Coke was nice. It kind of just tastes like a vanilla Coke. Yeah, Nick.

I knew that'd be the get, but you already got it, and I really want, and he was getting Dr. Pepper, so I wanted to try all three, which is exactly what happened with the goddamn food. Yeah. Michael made some maneuvers. Hey, some of them worked out. Some worked out. Then Nick was drinking the goddamn food. Yeah, I'll get my Michael means maneuvers. Hey, some of them worked out some worked out No, okay. Nick was drinking his dirty. Dr. Pepper and they start going

Do we get free refills? Yeah And we went no it says no Refills and I was like, yo this guy fucking charges us. That's crazy. Yes. I didn't say shit And not only did I ask ask for one, I had, do you had so much? I still had half. I still had half. I had like a third left.

And he brought out another. It wasn't dregs. Mine was empty because the food was taking so long. I had nothing else to do but drink the soda. And so- The soda came out fast. Mine was empty and off to the side. And then he brought you guys a new one first.

My insane soda got refilled. My coffee never got refilled. Oh yeah, they never asked. Well, one and done, bitch. It was noon. It was like noon. Yeah. No more. Cut you off. They saw how wired you were. Well, that guy... I thought you were going up for a high five, and I went, oh wow. That guy. This is so interesting. You got three drinks and ordered two entrees.

He wasn't bringing you coffee. Yeah, dude. Yeah, that was, so we all ordered our own meal, but then ordered the thing that we got here today, the red, white and berry slam for the table. The floppiest bouncy ass bacon the burned ass hash browns And the eggs that I don't think we touched. The eggs did not look good at all. The eggs look like they look like shit. They look like plastic

Pretend play kitchen. Yes, that's exactly dude. You fucking nailed it. It looked like your kids pretend play kitchen. They look better Here is I'm cooking it on the stove They look better now dumb kid doesn't know that things not even you can get like an egg and they they have velcro Yeah, you can like nice cut it with a knife. Whoa like splits in half. It looks better. That is better than Denny's Yeah, definitely look better than what technology has really come a long way. Yeah, no kidding. That was, it was a very strange meal, but we'll get into it. But you guys don't know anything about Denny's.

Like that's the important thing to keep in mind. I know you can get your dick sucked. Yeah, you know. Hey, I stayed away from all of that in the fact section. I didn't even do a dick sucking joke at all. Because I felt like we were gonna have plenty of that outside of me having to write a joke about it. And that is what we did.

Sucking slow. Okay, this guy's, fuck, please, I'm begging you. Please watch the ride along this week. Please, please. We are all alluding to and making the joke around the fringes of something. And Nick just starts going, yeah, sucking, fucking, dick in the dicks.

Suck it. Suck it is not fucking. He's, it was insane. Fucking, fucking dick in the dicks. Suck it. Suck it is not fucking. It was insane. We were in the fun zone. Also the fun zone. And then all of a sudden, Nick had more fun. Well he was still in the fun zone.

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What is that supposed to say? Denny's. Like den-y-pinions? Yeah, den-y- on here. What is that supposed to say? Denny's like Den No, we gotta change up because before I've done Pinions opinions definitely Yeah opinions opinions I want to talk about Danny Grandin Yeah, I have a friend I want to talk about Denny Grendan. Yeah.

I have a friend who says this to me and goes, have I ever told you about my friend who changed his name to Denny? Old Denny Grendan? And we're like, what are you saying? Should you be driving right now? You're having a stroke? No one knows about Denny Grendan. What are you saying?

Oh, man. Just a classic Denny Grendan situation that we all know about. I had a friend whose parents- Does he live in Canada? My friend, Danny Grendan. He's like my best friend, you don't know him. He goes to a different school. His parents immigrated here from Poland,

and when they immigrated here, his mom didn't change her name. His dad decided to change his name from a pretty normal name. I'm not gonna say, a pretty normal name. There's enough Polish names in this country that people know how they work. And what you were saying doesn't sound crazy at all.

Certainly not my name, but other names that are Polish. I'm saying like, the name that he had was like, definitely like, oh, he's Polish. But at no like the name that he had was like definitely like oh he's Polish But but at no point in the United States would somebody go that guy's fucking Polish. Yeah. Yeah There's no way. Where are you from? So he changed his name to sound more American and he changed it to Denny Grendan right now as an American I go where the fuck are you from? Denny Grendan what fucking what planet is that? Right now as an American I go where the fuck are you from? Danny Grendan what fucking what planet is raises more questions? Yeah, I'm a grand tonight

I'm from the planet Grendel or Where's that from yeah, the last I won't say what his name used to be right now My friend has it's what no matter the dad is the only one with the great. There's a lot of Denny Grendan Yes, he could be any one of them my favorite part is that like Denny Grendan's So I'm not super concerned about Denny Grendan He got smoked Yeah, uh no

But first Mike Ellis have Denny Grendan changing your name not to Danny or Daniel Denny Was the restaurant that I believe some of it. Okay, because yeah, because what's more American? Anything yeah hot dog Jim. I'm pretty sure Should have been he's dead. I don't I don't know this for sure but Apple pie grendan apple baseball Round Rock yeah There you go

Story Denny, so I'm pretty Denny is a nickname for Dennis. That's the shit. I'm way right there And so wow it's you put that put the hat on That's the shit on my right there and so wow it's you put that put the head on So like he didn't even go with Dennis and just be like call me call me Denny Yeah, he doesn't my full my full legal name is Daniel Grendan That's I thought I thought maybe we talked about it Yeah, what people's names are especially if you're from another country Yeah, or even if it's stupid as hell like your parents named you yeah, this guy chose Denny

You know what I mean like so very it's not often you get to choose your name You don't get any like go easy on him. Why did you pick Denny Grandin? Just show it up one day, and I'm like guys big change for me. Yeah from now on My name and silly name all answer to you have to call me this. I'm going by Denny Grendan Changing your name to like I hot Bingso In fact, I think one of us More American confused by swears, so I think one of us Confused by swears, so

Honestly, I should do it because then we'd have stuff to talk about every episode. I know who's close this time Yeah, so Nick said when we were talking about the free refills or the refills. It was like is it free? He asked first is it free? We said no because it says right on the thing No free you had mentioned it to then just doesn't listen doesn't listen then But then Then he brought you one but and was like no they got it first Yeah, he did at some point didn't go like do you want another one or something to that effect or like? I guess and then I could be like oh he might have just swindled us. Because like, he did ask. He's trying to upcharge, yeah.

But then I got one and you got one and he didn't ask. And I was like, alright, this fucker charges us for a thing that's not a free refill when you didn't ask. And I have so much left, that's crazy. And Nick goes, I kind of hope he does so we have something to talk about. No, forget it. I know, that's what I just said right say same thing What I was talking about stuff. That's the comp right and and I went and I went oh man Can you imagine if it does that what are we gonna say?

What is we were all right? He was he was padding it we were already driving to the day About how the fuck motel The fun zone and it's like hopefully something The unhoused man with the dog be like how about now? So much happened before we want ass into a Denny's sir. We said no and we haven't gone anywhere I still don't have anything. I'm not giving you my vape. I need my skittles skittle team whatever that you're saying oh My god, he doesn't remember. Yeah skittleteen. Yeah, like nicotine. Well, those are some good white pinions Uh, you guys learned about it. You delayed this. That was cool. Gracie would have appreciated that

Now it's time for Gracie's least train Our last Denny's episode was September 3 2024 too soon where we ate the entire Beetlejuice menu Our last Denny's episode was September 3, 2024. Too soon. Where we ate the entire Beetlejuice menu. It received an average rating of 48.5. I don't remember anything on the Beetlejuice menu. It was probably scary. I remember it. I don't remember what it was. Yeah, me neither.

I think there was a drink maybe. I don't remember. Thank you. Denny's, which has been struggling with sales through 2025, has announced they will be closing 178 unprofitable locations. Can't figure out why people stopped coming to the understaffed diner that decided to add a surcharge for eggs when they used powdered eggs for their dishes. Moons over Miami, moons over the bankruptcy court, Buster. Time to get your act together. I don't know, they look thriving today. Fucking crazy. For the one waiter that was working there,

who said, someone said, is this the true sign of the recession? Yeah, is this the recession? And I was like, I think, yes, because that was buy a Grand Slam, get a second one for a fucking dollar. Please come into the Denny's, please. And they did.

Unfortunately, no one was there to help them or seat them or do anything with them there's no such thing as a one dollar well I think I think you pay for it in some way it's probably what you're probably not realizing is like it was probably a fight for like the solo shift and then you get a tip from every customer the only way that they can tip Nick Nick Nick can you explain what he means Fuck you. I'll fuck you. Fuck you.

Oh shit. What are we gonna talk about? Uhhh... Ahhhh! I'm s- I'm struggling! Okay. Denny's actually brought in $111 million in operating income in Q1 of this year, but their debt is over $275 million. Make the monkey CEO of Denny's.

It cannot possibly be this hard. Have them be open 24 hours a day and allow high school theater students to have their own section to use around midnight after their shows. Yes, most of them are only getting a soda and 13 refills, but think of how happy their renditions of Les Mis are, making all of the drunk diners and unhoused individuals who were eating in silence Monkey CEO doing it right. That's right. That that's who Denny's is for it's for theater kids being fucking annoying At midnight when you are drunk just say it was Rocco Sean I will never name names Danny was Rocco Shawmin. That's right. I will never name names. Danny Grandin. No! I will never name names.

Danny Grandin. I'll only name the dead. It's okay, he's dead. What are we going to talk about? Can you believe? We had talked about Danny Grandin before we got there, and still this man says, what are we going to talk about? I can talk about Danny Grandin for an hour.

Can you believe Danny's brought in $111 million? I can't after today. God damn. Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? What are we gonna talk about? I can talk about Danny Grinden for an hour Can you believe that he's brought in? 111 million dollars after today god damn wild also that's not hotcakes

That's not a lot of debt. Just figure it out. Just it cannot be that hard. He brought in a hundred eleven million. Yeah, it's pretty good. And Q1? Yeah, I know it's up. That's crazy. That's wrong. Yeah B. Yeah, they should not be making're making money. We should have some of that yeah Give us your Denny's money. Yeah, just we'll take the fuck you will take we'll take the cash from the fun zone Here's my tip jar well, maybe this next back to set us straight Jesus Christ There's weird every time we go to the movies Nick brings a tip jar and puts it in his lap He keeps saying want to share some tip. I just thought that was weird, but now it's making sense

Do you like butter on your tip? Dude this one's wild this right two more two more oh a Group of Denny's servers who claimed they were underpaid tipped workers will receive over $4 million after a federal judge added nearly $1 million in attorney's fees to the plaintiffs. The group claimed that Denny's forced them to perform non-tipped work and withheld tip payouts after shifts. Come on. This is actually smart because Denny's is scrimping and saving to make ends meet. And withholding tips is smart because it's like one employee at a time versus the manager,

so they just have to They just have to play man-to-man defense instead of a soft zone plus if you're a Denny's manager You're probably armed. We don't have anything to back that up, but it has to be right, right? Like if you asked they'd show you play cat or gun today at your local Denny's That was too much in your window What are you talking about? I didn't make the joke. Yeah. I don't know what the problem is.

They withheld the tips and now Denny's has to give them all this money from not giving the tips. It's sad. Non tipped work and withheld tip payouts. It's just so funny that in any other context, I'd be like, yeah, okay. Yeah, that's terrible. Time to pay out. So it's time to pay out okay. Yeah, that's terrible. Time to pay.

Time to pay out. Denny Grenden came to Denny's for the first time after immigrating and he was like, you guys do that at Denny's? And you're like, yeah, we tip here. That's just how America does it, dude. What are you talking about? Who's Denny? Are we talking about Den Who's Denny?

Are we talking about Denny Grendan? You just started talking about Denny's No one knows who Denny Grendan is. I've never heard that name before my entire life And the final fact Imagine making 111 million dollars in three months and stealing tips from your workers yet It's not enough money to keep the company afloat? You serve pancakes and you hardly employ more than one person at each location. We gotta get in on this racket. Hey, we can't keep doing this podcast. It's not sustainable unless we get $200 million right now.

We can't keep going on like this for some reason. Help us or else. I think it's true. Go to patreon.com slash 100% eat or else. It's the only way. It's the only way We hit 200 million. I think we can do next week's episode. We can try. Yeah, it's we can try 500 million we can get Nick a better camera Not a penny before Not a penny before. There's so many other like priorities. We have families. Yeah, people don't understand like we're dead. We're not working for free. Yeah I like Bring it from home every day

I Like are you hit on like cuz you wrote these I assume this morning. I assume not after yeah, sir It's certainly not after we all know no, but you hit scope it out. You hit on everything that happened to us Oh, yeah, you know exactly what's gonna happen at Denny's. The one employee that out housed people. You know exactly what it's gonna be. You should have mentioned a dog. Yeah, yeah dog's the only thing you missed.

It's a cute dog. What was a cute dog? That is Denny's in a nutshell is all of those things It's that's just what Denny's is and always has been for like the last 10 plus years. It's the Denny's way. You go to There are some good Denny's that you would go to when you were like younger, but most Denny's would just be like,

well, I know I'm fucking in for it, especially depending on like what time you go there. You know there's only gonna be one woman working there or whatever and it's midnight and you just got done doing some event and you're like, well, we'll eat at the Denny's. And you go, why did we choose to do this? And that's happened to me more times than I've had.

It's the only place that was open. Yeah, exactly. That happens to me more times than just going to Denny's and having it be like a smooth sailing situation. That was like one of the first times I one wheeled like in the AM. I went one wheeling out for like hours and hours. And I think it was IHOP, but it was the same thing of like yeah it's open yeah it's open but is it

really yeah like there's one person working it's a serve yourself kind of thing yeah get behind the grill get back there yeah these eggs are powder you're not gonna fuck them up add water moron oh they fuck them up no it's supposed to look like that if it looks like play-doh you're doing. Yeah Jordan's meal looked luxurious. I think they fucked up Jordan's a little like a little like just if you look at it real quick Like a little bit That's what that's what eggs Benedict's supposed to look like. Is that what it's supposed to look like? It's supposed to look like it's covered with orange queso dude

single cheese Fried egg I really thought it was Just like two slices of refrigerated cheese cheese on it. I was like what is going on here? You were really Michael. I hop mad Jordan was like very fun was spewing curses. Yeah, he was pissed. It was really good to the chef the cook I just started singing songs about singing. Yeah. I think he's making fun of you I think he's calling like a donkey or something. No, right. No right to be singing back there before Before we ordered Jordan went what's a Denny Benny and then Michael was like zeroed in all I said

Like I'm looking at I never had a Benny's. I didn't want to do the omelet again. Cause I hop burn me last time. And I was thinking about it. And then you were thinking about it. But then there was the burger that was on there, which is also part of the new, the limited menu.

And I went with the burger and I was just the whole time going like, I'm going to regret it. I'm going to regret it. I should have went with the Benny's. was just the whole time going like I'm gonna regret it wrong I'm gonna regret it. Yeah, I should have went with the baby. He's on my bed to safe bet it came out. I'm like that It was fucked also and it's not even like maybe it looks like shit and it tastes good It's like there's no no way Jordan was eating it was the most pathetic thing I've ever seen Jordan was eating it going Ham is doing a lot of heavy lifting here And it was like oh boy. Oh it didn't look like a

Complete sandwich in any way like it was just piece after piece slumped on What I thought was interesting is that the eggs? They were like over medium they were attached to each other you had to cut Oh, then they were fried it you just had two fried eggs. Yeah, they fried they didn't poach the eggs That's a that's a right fund it. Yeah, I don't think they know how to you said at that point You're like, I don't think these are poached. It's like over medium and I went oh, no the menu said over medium It's I remember I was like, oh, yeah, now that you mention it First it means make eggs, but yeah, they straight were like fuck you anything. You said that you were like, it's Denny's twist

We're not making that this is how we make did you want the eggs Benedict? These are about bitch about go fuck yourself. I'll sing you a song How about that that guy could not sing that nobody was having fun doing it He was done playing Mario and he was singing a song That was fucking crazy. That place was packed Insane style. Yeah. So many people. The food didn't take that long, but it took forever in between him giving us our drinks and taking the goddamn order.

Yeah. That took a while. Forever. He was still working on drinks for everyone. Hey, and I will say he did a great job because he was serving every fucking table inside that goddamn packed Denny's. Yeah, it was so great.

Every table had about at At least four people. Oh, I don't know if there was like a middle school graduation. There were so many groups of like six people there. And it was like families with like middle school aged kids. I think at both Denny's. I think I just think that's what was going on. Crazy. Some schools might be out.

Man, for summer or forever. My school's blown to pieces Let's pick it up. Are you putting down? Really great So, just so matter of fact, it was great. It was really great. Follow my schools as far as I know, still. We did share, we got Denny's Red, White, and Berry Slam for the table. Jordan, you want to let us know what we got? Yeah, I mean, it's pretty simple.

It's just, you know, you start your morning with the colorful flavors of your new favorite slam. Fluffy buttermilk pan blueberry pancakes topped with fresh juicy strawberries cream cheese icing and a dollop of whipped cream served with two eggs cooked your way anyway crispy hash browns and your choice of two crispy strips of our Applewood smoked bacon or all pork sausage links so we got it scrambled eggs didn't touch them got it with the bacon floppy style I have some on Nick's plate watched it bounce around

I liked these They were sweet Michael cream cheese Michael got assaulted by the sweet that was like yeah, it wasn't bad It's just I couldn't really tell too much for me when they came out what exactly the icing I didn't know what it was either. Yeah, because it would kind of solidify it already. Oh, yeah, it turned into like real hard mode. It was real thick I do I didn't know that was cream cheese, but that makes sense Nick Nick kept like showing me his hand that was covered in some kind Of substance. Yeah, he did It was like I'm getting younger. It was slathered like on the outside of your plate.

So when he grabbed it, he got covered in it. Also, I don't know if you guys touched your plates when he was handing them to us or whatever. It's the hottest fucking plate. Oh my god. You never touch the plates. Yeah, don't touch the plates. Mine, Rishi handed to me and I grabbed it and went, ah, ah, ah. And I had to set it down. It was fucking hot. And then he laughed at you. And, try to steal my then they made your rings

Yeah They put Michael's onion rings on my plate and my fries on Michael's plate But it really worked out for me because I didn't eat any of the onion rings and I only had about three fries cuz those Fries, they were fucking horrible. They sucked shit zero salt zero looking ugly Wavy wavy the wrong way. Yeah, yeah. It was very strange. They went wavy the long way.

There's crinkle cut and then there's this, I guess, crinkle cut? Wavy with the grain. I'll have my fries Denny Grendan style. It's just like, you got it sir, VIP. This is how Americans have rise right? No Grandin Europe Dude, I could only call him Danny Grandin at that Call him Danny your full name full name every time. It gotta be a full name friend. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely

Oh my god, that's the thing. You know you call like in high school A lot of people call people by their last name like a nicknames Why you call him Grandin? That's his fucking name dude He picked it He picked it. He picked it We had so many Chris's in our like friend group like somebody had to be like first name last name Chris Uh-huh, and so but it was the one who had the one syllable last name. That's a bug I was uh, I'm Eric. There's another Eric, his name's Eric Lardy, full name. And then, and then there's another Eric

and his last name is Torkelson. So we just called him Torque. So I was the only Eric. And then there was a bunch of other nicknames. You gotta get in early if everyone's gonna have your name. Cause then you can be the original. Shockingly. Here's the problem. I came late to that group when I was the Eric.

Yeah. They were already, they were already Torqueing on Torque. They were Torque and Eric Lardy. His is great. Shockingly. I didn't have like any other Michaels in my friend group. Really? And didn't know anyone else named Jones. Oh wow.

So that was kind of free reign. That's pretty crazy. But people- You have the most common name. I know, but people outside my friend group- Michael Jones, Denny Grendan. Yeah. One name.

People outside my friend group by high school, they would call me homeschool Jones. That's pretty good. Because I just didn't go to school. Hell yeah, what do you mean? You're in the yearbook? So like if my friends were talking about Michael to be like homeschool We don't know that's awesome Jordan we didn't just get that slam what else is true? We also got the slamming soda made with dr. Pepper enjoyed dr. Pepper mixed with sweet cream and a lime slice Well, we didn't get lime, but we didn't get a lot of sweet cream screamed about that yes

And then it made the color of dish water it was Especially that I didn't want to drink actually the sprite it was it was especially the sprite everything was fucked up looking dirty water It came out normal. Yeah, the cream was in it, and I had the strawberry It was all at the bottom, and there was like Was there shit on top I guess not I guess I thought it was gonna be on the top all the cream is at the Bottom yeah once you got a good one. It's heavy and so it looked exactly like dirt dish water It was gross. It was very gross to look at I don't know how people can drink these if these are a thing that you do Regularly you freak mode

They say no free refills free refills dude that guy gave us free refills. Oh, we know you want more of the dish water Yeah, hey, I don't even know I have so much More than so much of it buckets. I just take it right out of the bunch take your cup Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got more on they're done mopping I got a fresh batch for you, but the thing about the thing about this Denny's releases is so important as a press release for it. Wow, there's even press material quote summer is all about connection and there is something uniquely special about enjoying a delicious meal with a loved one and creating a lifelong memory. Lifelong. Said Meredith Thornton, Denny's Grandin Vice President of Marketing.

We hope that through our extended BOGO offering, we can create more opportunities for guests to dine together and enjoy this unbeatable value. I mean, I'll create some lifelong memories. It won't be at Denny's. The idea of, and we saw the signage for buy one, get one for a dollar for grand slams. Yeah, everyone was coming in for that.

Jesus. Like, I think they're just trying to get everyone in the restaurant that they can, but they're closing 170 of them or whatever is like nuts. That's- Well, only the unprofitable ones. Yeah, I don't, and I don't know how there could be, I don't know how Denny's doesn't work.

Like, how do you run it so poorly that it doesn't work? Is David Zaslav the CEO? Dude, no kidding. Dude, what the fuck? All right, we're changing the name back to Denny Grendan Also, we're getting rid of Cartoon Network. I don't know how we have it I don't know how we ended up with it. I know we did it kill it I Was just thinking that Nick calls it a grand slam when he goes Denny's gets four wagers

That's if there are four waiters working at the day. Well, that's what really happens. Yeah. He has to wait for his shift change. He's like, I'll take an RBI. That's right, right? That's how that's said. Yeah, sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you are. You get a couple of- a couple of ribbies.

Ooh, Fielder's Choice. Reaching- reaching base on Fielder's Choice. No, no, no. Double play, Fielder's Choice. Oh, yeah,ielder's Choice. No, no, no double play Fielder's Choice. Oh, yeah Early honest Unassisted triple play One's caught in a rundown. Yeah. Oh baseball's full of it you windows if you just say it like this Was a little tired so That's a pickle. I was a little tired so I bunted him.

Just give him a quick bunt. Dude got two balls in a strike. Uh oh he got plunked. Got caught stealing. Picked off! He just given runs away. He's on deck, I'm in the hole. Oh no man! Oh dude you gotta go to Denny's again.

Holy shit. No we don't. Yeah honestly, no. But these people did go. Yeah, these people are the people like you at home because we have our review, but this is a segment where we hear from you in You Review! These people are not like the people at home. What do you mean?

I can already tell. First person not surprised at the first of you. Someone named Tammy. Well, hey, let's hear from Tammy. Alright, I'll do Tammy. Customer service is everything. So when you screw up, don't shut down your ordering and someone placed an order and arrives to pick it up and nobody is even there, you should probably at least apologize to that customer am I right? Who's she talking about? Yeah exactly. I don't know why I even bothered with this place

Their food is subpar at best, but the people working there do not care about anything including the customer It's disappointing to be honest. I hope the order the order sees this Are you reading Order I hope you see this I'm still waiting for you I hope the order sees this and things hard about hiring some new people to work there because if not It's going to continue to fail. I don't want to eat this food. I ordered it sucks. Yeah, also. Where's my food? Yeah, order order Can you my food? Yeah order order Can you hear me order you're open? Yeah

Don't shut down. You have to go there. You're ordering and we didn't have to go there Yeah, someone placed an order and arrives to pick it up. Nobody is even there. Yeah, huh? Don't shut down your ordering, but I What whatever you say Tammy, yeah, I hope the order reads this. I'm thinking of you. This is from Josh T. Yeah, oh yeah. Right in the back. He's rating it early.

Okay. Zero is too nice of a star. I'd go for negative four! Minus four. In parentheses. At least, at least never got seated when only three people in front of me or groups no bigger than three waited their 32 min before I asked them how long they've been there. Turned out they've been waiting for our 20 min and they were only focused on Togo orders.

Literally one guy by himself in front of myself decided to order online. Little pricier but he got his order before. It's ridiculous, seems Denny's has said. F- you guys, we care about online orders. Only door-uber eats or whatnot. Shaking my head. No punctuation. Hey.

Yeah, a rare no punctuation. Well said and succinct from Josh T. One- Gotta read these from your diaphragm. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a really a breath exercise. Yeah, it can't just be from your cheeks. It's not enough.

I was telling my wife yesterday when I was putting these together that I love you review and my favorites are, there's two kinds. It is one long sentence and one negative review that ends with food was still good though. Those are my two favorite kinds of reviews. This one is great. He's going to give it negative four parentheticals minus four.

For those people who don't understand. Yeah, I said negative four. Dude, I mean positive four. What the fuck are you talking about? What does that look like expressed mathematically? I need to know what the fuck he means. Only three people in front of me or groups no bigger than three waited there 32 minutes

before I asked them how long they had been there. And they had been- You had it at had been. He's trying to suss it out. Yeah, and they'd been waiting for an hour and 20 minutes. Yeah. So he was there for 32 minutes and the people ahead of him had been waiting

at Denny's for 90 minutes That's what that's what Josh T is saying They waited at Denny's here in 90 minutes How many people did he go with it? He waited for 32 minutes before he asked how long is the wait what he was just hanging out. I got a I Got to echo something Michael said earlier. Yeah, we had to go. Yes Yes, yeah, I was sad before we got there. Yeah, I was like, oh man. That's why it's 1030 We were here and you went damn it. Damn it Denny's is not Amarillo. You can leave

Yeah, I don't use to leave we had to go to two. Yeah, it didn't make it. These reviews don't make any sense I know it's piss poor shit slop food and you have to suck off the waiters just to get anything But I went there and waited 40 minutes, and now I'm mad Can't wait to get this good good food This food sucks. I love this food Well, there's one more review and it's from Roger M. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah James Bond. Yeah, you got it. You want me to do I'll do it. Okay. All right

Stay away from this rude and horrible customer service place a lady server by the name of Ruby got Aggravated when I politely asked her to remove an extra charge on my bill hat she put She started giving me an attitude and raising her voice She then started talking to another server next to me so I could hear calling me an asshole several times. I Reported this incident to the manager almost thought that was gonna be manger and he totally ignored me on the phone he hang up Up on me I love going to Denny's the waiter Just is next to you talking to someone else going this fucking asshole. Oh, yeah sure

I'll put that charge that I had put yeah What an idiot this dumb fucking idiot what a fucking moron dumb bitch asshole Server by the name of Ruby got aggraviated Agraviated That's a new one When I politely asked I love- that's the framing of I did everything right and I'm a perfect angel

I was small and quiet and polite and they were angry and furious monster Why are they doing this to me for no reason? It's me Roger He hang up on me No white walkers, but this is a good batch God right so you were there in the restaurant But then you talked to the manager on the phone like called later. Well. He was stewing about it I just someone calling you an asshole while you're there and you don't

do anything but you call the manager later is hilarious. Hey, that is doing something. That is so funny. Hear something say something. That's right unless you're the manager then I don't hear shit and I'm hanging up. Hear nothing hang up on you. Sorry Roger dumb bitch. Stupid asshole. Roger you kind of sound like an asshole. I don't know I heard from I heard from Ruby. Ruby filled me in you Sorry, Roger dumb bitch stupid asshole Roger you kind of sound like an asshole I don't know I heard from I heard from Ruby Ruby filled me in you Well those are your reviews you said all those things But we need to hear from our heroes and see what they think of the Denny's red white and berry slam

Guys, what did you think of what we had here today? Dishwater soda, don't look good, but it was pretty good. Didn't get a lime. But that was a good soda. Coke and vanilla goes, and that just goes together. I wasn't sure about the Sprite and the pepper. It was pretty good, honestly. Couldn't drink the whole thing, and then he gave me a second one. But it was like summer refreshing. I think my

Definitely different my eggs benedict is not being reviewed here. That's true If I were giving it a score that would easily be a five You look it would like fucking shit. You wouldn't give it a negative for like the worst Like I can't believe they put it on a plate And sent it out to you right even if it like looked better, but tasted like shit it looked fucking It was like what is that? Worse than like lunchroom food is bad. Yeah is bad. We just started talking about how good the eggs snooze is. Yeah, they're so good. They're they're so good. Hell. Yeah, fuck

Yeah, they're good. Oh, we'll never eat there for this show. Why of course we can Or we just do Michael Jordan podcast Today never done gone thought about that before To it right now all the time I've been screaming Cece's, we could go to Snooze. Let's get both. Let's not. Why is it always Cece's plus something else?

Why is it Cece's ever, period? Because it sucks, that's why. Because as we just said, we have to go to Denny's for the main show, this is the thing. We don't have to ever do anything for the Michael Jordan podcast. We're never going to Cece's for the Michael Jordan podcast. We're never going to CeCe's for the Michael Jordan podcast. Never. Okay. That find find something for the main show and make us go to there. Okay. He's picking up his phone.

He picked up his phone and he. CeCe, it's me. What do you got cooking up in the kitchen? He's going on the website to look at the menu to see if they have anything. stop Anything we ever talk about Michael Jordan podcast which I've said since the start of this show It's so nice to go to good places. Yeah, every time we go. This is great. We have a list of places We haven't gone. I don't think we had a bad one yet No, and this guy just screams CCS every time it'll be good. You know, they got chocolate chip pizza shit Tots and bacon pizza Good chocolate chip pizza shit tots and bacon pizza The face you just fucking made the face you made is so just real scream my ear maybe death Like a goofy fall

Holy shit, I was like that was like Maui Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think that I had I Can't speak for the burger So I would say like it to me. It wasn't too sweet. I think the berries balance it out, and they didn't they didn't Slop the cream cheese icing all over the thing so if you wanted some reprieve you could go around It was like patterned on yeah, and there was also something about their pancakes that just tasted better than like the ones that I hop. So I'm gonna give it, I'm gonna be pretty lenient here. I'll give it a 72%. Oh, interesting. That's an amazing score. It's a very good score for what mostly was on our table.

Yeah. Like I know it's not for that, but I'm just saying that fucking thread in the needle was that one. We were about to average- Everything on there. Jordan was cursing at the table, like furious. We were about to average out everything on the table.

I think it'd be lucky to get out of the 50s. Yeah, bro, I'd be lucky to get out of the 25s. It was pretty fucking crazy. I just think the pancake would be a lot heavy lifting on that average. So the pancake was the shared thing that we had on the table. Michael and I both also got the limited time things.

I got the crispy chicken ranch sandwich and you got the ranch burger. There was ranch that we could visibly see. No ranch flavor whatsoever. Zero. Couldn't believe it. Did not taste like ranch at all. That's horrible timing for Michael I know he's a ranch guy now my ranch kick, and I thought like you know you were getting the eggs

I'll mix it up, and I had the ranch It was good. I think comparatively He's whispering they have ranch everyone has ranch everywhere Caesar dress Yeah, but they also have C-C-Lewis' C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C- It was right around there somewhere. Caesar's dressing by C.S. Lewis. I was gonna steal home. Oh my God. If that was a balk, your foot didn't touch the rubber. If I had just eaten the burger by itself, it'd be like, meh. But it was so much better than everything else that was there. Yeah.

I couldn't believe you couldn't taste the ranch. Yeah. Cause that's so easy. Just dump more on. Usually it's too much of the ranch. Yeah. Usually, and it was. It's hardly going to ruin the ranch. Yeah, cuz that's so easy. Just dump more on that usually it's too much of the ranch Yeah, you and it was it's hardly gonna ruin the thing. Yeah, it wasn't a lot on it could not taste it at all But like I think it went up. I'm not rating it But if I did like 30% looking at your your eggs meditating he thought he was so happy when My god, and Eric Eric Eric was just going like dude you were gonna get that

We're gonna get that and you were you were like, dude, you were gonna get that. You were gonna get it. And you were like, it was killing you, like I should have got it, I should have got it, and you got that. I was like, dude, it's like almost getting hit by a car. You're like, whoa. Yeah, but then you get bipped in the ear. Yeah, like I stepped in like a muddy puddle and I thought my day was ruined and then a tractor trailer drove by and it was creamy.

That was the eggs ben and dick. The onion rings they gave to you were really good. Yeah. Yeah, honestly like the best side. The Sprite thing was actually pretty good. I do, I enjoy an occasional Sprite, but it like, I realize it's all carbonated. It's like extra carbonated to me.

I get like stomach bubblies way more from Sprite. Oh yeah, I feel that too. It's like if I'm eating a big like fast food meal I'm getting a sprite to drink because I know a couple sips and then it'll just like The gas will clear like I don't drink as much soda as I used to so I never want to have two anyway But I could never do two sprites. I would like explode But the cream cheese icing on the thing that we got was Very sweet for me and it was strange. You did react to it.

Well, I didn't look up what it was, so I just was expecting like icing sweetness. And it didn't look like cream cheese icing. No, because usually that's like thicker. This was like this was like pre cum color. It was. It was. And that's why Nick kept showing me his fucking hand. I kept going, look, look, smell it. Look. And he kept going like this. Look at a little bit. I'll show you, look. It was like sea food. Squeeze bug.

It looked like sealant glue. Yeah, it does. That's just clear. So I was not expecting cream cheese, and that's why I was like, what is it? And I joked, as I said, if it was true, cut the sweetness with the fruit, where I'm like, oh, that's a little bit better. I ate it without any strawberries the fruit it helped it helped a lot

You know, I'm not gonna give it as much as Jordan I think that's obvious That's never gonna be the case with something like this, but it was pretty good at the pancakes are good Mm-hmm. I just can't ever go eat pancakes. I know just like it's like For the table that wasn't a bad. That was good Yeah, we all just chopped out. Yep. Um, I give it I give it a 64% Okay, and Again, I bet that'll average out real godsend for what what we ate today what most of this experience was if we didn't specify We only rated this one thing this whole experience. Oh, yeah fucking 12 68 that's a fucking insane number. Yeah 60 we had to go to two Denny's. Yeah still waited at the second one It's not a 68 or my oh my god

That it this is like this is like if you look back in the history of the show five years from now without context This is a Travis. Yeah, just go wow, Danny's got that 68% one time. Yeah, but they squeaked through with that pancake. Fucking hell, dude. Everything else sucked. Fucking lifeline. And their drinks, which I didn't really rate, but I'll count it, because it was limited.

The drinks were pretty good, too. They didn't suck ass. How many times there's like a drink in general, or like a dirty soda, and you're like, this is fucking vile, as Eric likes to say. It wasn't it worked the Strawberry was pretty good ugly ugly and hang up on me. Yep He hang up on me asshole

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