100% Eat - Do You Go There Maybe All the Time? %% Zaxby's Lemon Pepper Wings

Episode Date: August 5, 2025

Our Heroes take her to Zaxby's for some of the NEW lemon pepper wings and Graysie wants to heist Amazon warehouses. Graysie is back, and since the company shut down, she is free. NAHWU heads represent. Did you get the quesadilla or did you throw out the format? The works don't want to be there and we don't want to eat this food so it's a match made in heaven. Who is grabassing? Grab a shirt and wait for the switchfork at https://100percenteat.store which old merch should we bring back?Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to 100% Eat The Show where Grazie talks about how many steps she has today. We also try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. You probably do. I'm your host Michael Jones alongside my co-host Jordan Sweers. Jordan, how are you and how many steps have you taken? I'm really bummed because she's talking about how many steps she's got and I'm looking at my watch going, oh boy, not even close. Uh-uh. So she's talking about how many steps she's got and I'm looking at my watch going Oh boy, not even close She's gotta play catch up. She's thrown out guesses for how many my guess was 37 31. Oh pretty good

I bet you're about a thousand off. Oh which way? Yeah Three thousand you said yes. Yeah, I was rounding up. Okay. I was rounding up by a thousand. No, just 300. Yeah, 300. About 200 more. Are you doing- If I'm rounding up.

Are you doing a treadmill at home? Like little, like you have like a little treadmill and it's like under your desk and you're walking? That's nice. I should get one of those. Yeah, me too. I walk for one hour. I normally pick one meeting a day to walk during.

They say that like, you know, you shouldn't be sitting for a long time or just standing for a long time. You got to switch it up So you got to be sitting standing walking if you're a juice. I'd never say I normally I normally sit all morning I walk for one meeting normally in like the early afternoon and then I sit the rest I usually sit in the morning and then That's just my workday what you got and then for an hour I move. I get all my movement in and then I can- That's just my work day. And then she goes play mode. Just be-

Then I go to my yoga class. Filled and like twisted with never ending stress and it'll never stop pacing. Well have you considered- Be wired. Laying down in a room of a house that you have nothing to do with and just laying down in a pluffle watching monkey videos. Yeah, it's very good. Okay You were having a great time Michael. I was I Came out of the bathroom and you had been over here where the TV is and you were gone And so I was just talking to Michael and then I heard you giggling. Oh, yeah

Like in her own room. Is that like somehow you can show the video you can do that. It's just yeah, you can do it Yeah, like in her own room. Can I show them the video or is that like somehow? You can show the video. Like you can do that? It's just yeah you can do it. Yeah. I know it's like things get like taken down. It's a monkey swinging around. Yeah, she's... Well the music might be a problem. Oh you're right. Oh dang it's not funny without the song. Right, it's the whole point. It's chant. The monkey. Yeah Michael. Can you sing it? Okay, I was gonna say I think Gracie should sing it. No, I like his rendition.

Okay, ready? Three, two, one, sing. Look at me, I'm swinging. I'm swinging the monkey. It's not working. Can I turn down the brightness? You can do whatever you want. Wait, it worked!

There you go. Hey, I'm swinging. I'm swinging the monkey. I'm swinging the monkey. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, hot in here. Oh my god. I didn't go that loud for the test.

We recorded so many episodes to take like some time off for next vacation. Even one more than we expected. Or Eric wanted to. And we'll do this when we get back. Can we do it now? But now we're back. What do you want to do? Eat as a king or something? We're back for the first time in like a week and a half, two weeks. The cucumber. And it's so nice.

It's great to really miss the end. And we came back for Zaxxie's lemon pepper wings. We didn't get the wings either. That doesn't matter as much as us being in this room right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gracie, do you feel like the food mattered? Nope. Okay.

Not at all. Not today. It has other times. Gracie was showing us monkey videos. Gracie was showing us insane photos in the car. We gotta... Gracie's been catching us up. We're looking at boats!

Is that what we were looking at? Yeah. Boats and buoys. Boats and buoys. Swings. Gracie wants to go on a boat. She wants somebody to drive the boat. She wants to know the person. She doesn't want a stranger,. She wants somebody to drive the boat. But doesn't know she wants to know the person.

She doesn't want a stranger like a captain to drive some random ass boat driving guy. I want a friend of mine to invest in a boat that I can go on. Eric, we're looking at you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me invest in a boat. You dressed up like a boat guy from Halloween.

That means friend, a guy with a boat. Right, well, let's make it reality. 100% boat. Wow. And then. And then you can put the sign on the boat because it's too bright to reality 100% boat wow then and then you can put the sign on the boat because it's too bright to have and then it's very bright but it drop it go on here we'll mount it like this you can be the boat guy in the swing we're not gonna mount anything like the swing Gracie

nothing we need to eliminate the swing from our minds. No, I think we should get a swing in this place. We could put a swing in the living room. We don't really use that entry hall space. Yeah, that's true. The swing could go there. Or it could go next to the trampoline. Or the front doors.

It could go next to the trampoline. I think indoor swing is the move though. Oh really? Put it in the house. See, this guy likes it. We can do it. That could like, We can do it.

Equal, you could trade off steps for swing. My buddy installed the stripper pole Okay, oh and our first apartment, but we want to swing Wait, was he a stripper? No, okay. I like that. He was interested in them He thought maybe Maybe if you build them they will come okay Giving a stripper some money and was like is that you yeah? Yeah, yeah. He's like, maybe I just put it up in the mouth. Nick, how are those hot winged Pringles?

Do you want one? Gracie, do you want one? It's becoming a staple of us eating these every episode. Yeah, they're pretty good. Are they good? They're hot, not like in your mouth hot, but like in your in your throat have you seen the Oreos and Reese's collab that they Announced no, what is it? So it's I think next are we on Google? To see stuff live no no

It's fucked up. Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy, away from the mic. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's the only time he's gonna ask you to do that.

So there's going to be an Oreo Reese's in a Reese's Oreo. Yeah, looks good. I think the- Was he about to Google it? Is that why he was doing it? That's what I thought. That is what he was doing. He opened his Google.

Frantically typing. That is what he was doing. No. Yeah. Oh, Gracie, what's your review of the Pringle? It's okay. It's not as good as I- Back to the episode. I thought it would, I don't know what I your review the Pringle? It's okay

Was it better worse than the Zaxby's much better, okay, okay, how about the bread? Now we're talking about the fried how about my bread the bread uh-huh so we went to Zaxby's We got the lemon pepper wings. Why did we have to drive to like a whole lot? Also we didn't get wings. We didn't get wings. We got the, so they had the option, we walked in, and the option. That was the other part. Where it was the chicken sandwich.

You asked us what we wanted. Yeah, because it's all the same thing, because it's the lemon pepper. But if you want to see wings, you can't give us the choice to not get wings. I don't give a shit if you eat the wings. It's the lemon pepper, which is the thing. Why did you put wings?

Because the lemon pepper, that's, that did you put wings because the lemon pepper? That's that is their overarching terms Boom yeah Get a printer for the house Yes, Richard can use it no we don't have one here where do you oh at home? Oh, you have a printer how much space you live somewhere that isn't here? No, I knew that but like a lot of people don't own Yeah, you want a printer I own a printer yeah, she said a lot of people don't own printers I don't think that's true. I never owned a I think that's you think you don't have a printer

I don't think that's a lot of people Anecdotally, I'm hearing a lot of people don't know my friend or boats a lot of people's whose initials A lot of people whose initials are GP Drinking what are those beers? Yes, they are beers. What kind? I've never seen that before. Me neither. B-52 Brewing Point Break. Point Break. Good movie. Nice. Yeah? Cool. Nick's back from vacation, he's in play mode.

Oh dude, I'm playing. Okay. Jesus Christ. Did you play in Colorado? Yeah. Yeah, Cabo. Wait, you were in Cabo. Cabo Raba. Cabo Raba. Wait, you were in Cabo? Cabo Raba.

I'm sorry. It keeps, this is like. No, no, Cabo, Colorado. This show's fucking nuts. I don't know how much I like this. So we walked, so we walked into Zaxby's and. After a 45 minute drive. It took a while to get there.

We were in Waco. Yeah, and so it's like, okay, these are like the different ways. Okay, we all landed on the thing we're gonna get. Walked up to the counter and the girl's like, Hi, how are you? And I'm like, I'm doing well, how are you? And she went, eh. I was at school, now I'm here.

And I went, all right. Yeah. All right, so we're gonna get the chicken finger plates. It took her so long. Every time- We were standing up there for a while. Every time she asked a question, it was to change something on the order

because it's what you get on the plate. She was asking a lot of questions, a lot of open-ended questions, because it was like, it wasn't- They're leading questions, but we don't know where they're going. It was like, what about drinks? Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, I heard that one because she like, what about drinks? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I heard that one because she went, what about drinks? And I went, probably get them. I was like, what's the question? Do they have something we can do? Oh, she doesn't, she's just wondering. Yeah. So the plate comes with-

What are you going to get? The plate comes with the chicken. They have a tropical Coke. It comes with chicken, coleslaw, and a drink. And she was like, you guys all want coleslaw? And we went, no. Not if we can help it. She's like, you want fries?

And we're like, yeah, all right, cool. She's like, all right, cool. That should be the like. The default? Yeah. So she had five orders of the chicken, had not put in the flavor yet. One by one, changed them all from coleslaw, hang on,

to french fries. And then she went, okay. What about drinks? It was like, yeah, we all want drinks. I don't know, quiz master. Yeah, what size? Small, medium? That's a small.

No, that's a medium. Medium. That's a medium? That's what I said. Yeah, that's a medium. I think this is a southern restaurant. That's right. And she went, okay.

And then she changed one by one. Boom. My gosh. There's gotta be a better way. And then she went. There probably is. I would wager. Ask before you put it in, probably.

She went. You said lemon pepper? Yeah, all five of them. Okay. I'm glad you're going through that. And I'm hearing about it now instead of experiencing it because we were having fun off the whole time. What I was doing was walking up going, hey look at this.

Michael kept pointing to stuff. He kept pointing to stuff because Gracie walked up and she went, she went, get the fried pickles. Get the fried pickles. I thought that's what initially. I asked for permission. She's like, can I have them? I'm like, right because Gracie walked up and she went, get the fried pickles. Get the fried pickles, get the fried pickles. I thought that's what initially. She's like, can I have them? I'm like, right, we can have them. I thought that's what initially screwed everything up. Gracie, when you come to these, whatever you want,

we'll get. Good call, Gracie. It's just when Nick decides we have a problem. Well, I was looking through all the Tito orders. I almost told you to get that fried cheesecake. Yeah, yeah, it was close. It was hard because they were in low battery mode or whatever on one of the monitors.

Low storage. It was low disk space. It was low disk space. And the alert was covering half the menu. I bet there was something really good behind it. We were looking at the menu and I was like, I don't know, I'm thinking about low disk space. So Gracie asks for the fried pickles,

so she goes through and she has all the stuff and then she goes, heard somebody say fried pickles. I'm like, yeah, you in order of fried pickles? Yeah, like five minutes ago. And then Michael came over and was like, let's get those veggie egg rolls. I'm like, okay.

You want veggie egg rolls? I was like, absolutely. I heard that and was like, add Zachsies? And then we got, so then we added the veggie egg rolls or whatever and then we finished the order and it took, she like tried to all hand us the cups individually and then realized what she was doing and just went, oh here,

and handed us all the cups. What drinks did you get out of the machine? Got the same thing we got in the last cook machine, that Coca Cola cream. Yeah. It was a cream soda, yeah. Yeah. Although they had a lot more weird stuff at this day they did they had tropical. I like the cream too much I was yeah

I'm not gonna waste like a different Yeah, tropical then you left it there, how do I get out of here? I thought it resets once I walk away. Once I walk away. It stops existing. Once I finish pouring the cup I don't have to. Just like the air conditioning. When I walk out of a room, I just assume everyone in that room stops existing until I walk back in the room.

Like when Gracie quit. Yeah. And then she came back. I never quit. You did. You were on the show, and then you were, and then you came back. The company shut down, and I was released. I know before that. Yeah before that. Okay. I was in school

I was released. You went away and now you're here. And I also didn't quit. Eric ended my internship. FIRED? You're fired? Whoa! I ended the internship? But you didn't extend it. He fixed the internships! He told us why, too. Why, because he hates me?

He said it was the Saweetie meal thing. Where he betrayed him. Yeah. I said this is part. I said, I said, Patrick Salazar, there were too many betrayals from this intern. Yeah. I said, bring me cat.

He said, not so Saweet anymore. Now sour meal. Whoa. Sour. Well, I'm back. Okay. Yeah. I was, the company shut down and I was free. Right. That's how a lot of us feel.

I was just released from my duties. I would argue I felt that way the most. Yeah. Have you seen- I was like that monkey. I don't think, I don't think you've seen it on our Discord on the last episode we talked about Nauwuu, the not achieving 100 weekly update. It really did start the whole thing.

I think two people have sent him in. Two people have sent Nauwuu like numbers. Yeah, they're like, it was Nauwuu number one. And then they're like, eating, they're like. They're staring at the camera. Well, eating like a whole, what did that one guy eat? It was, it had to do with. Was it the quesadilla from Zaxby? number one and then they're like eating they're like they're staring at the camera well eating like a whole what did that one guy it was it was the quesadilla from zacks did you get that you really mean do you want that and i went no no it's just people taking whole bites of food

nawu number one it looked like the same guy did it twice, but it's two different fans It they just look like the same person yeah, they both look like they have forklift certification like a hundred percent like they got CDLs Like no doubt hundred percent they could show you commercial drivers license on yeah inside the Amazon warehouse Tracy You should yeah Your mini brand dealers So many just right for the tape We walk into Amazon and just walk out like none of the robots stop us the workers are all too busy pissing in bottles It doesn't matter Pissing in bottles because you have like quotas that you have to meet and it's inhumane

Circumstances at the end. It's actually not fun. Yeah, it was pretty crazy I hate to ruin the illusion of the Amazon warehouse. Yeah, it's it's not the Amazon rain and the water park isn't even that cool Yeah There they're also She doesn't want to acknowledge the water park. I know they're peeing at the water park. She doesn't even want to acknowledge the water park thing. I'm not, I'm just... They're peeing in the floating river though. Have you ever been to Kalahari?

Who? Who is she? What's Kalahari? Remember when we went to a... A resort? Oh, the desert. Remember when we went to a baseball game and Cole was just like, Oh, we could go to Kalahari right now.

It's right across the street. Nick's explaining instead of waiting for us to explain it on the show. I think I've driven, I've never been, I'm pretty sure I've driven past it. Is it by Chicken Express? No, it's by Honky Magooz. Isn't your 130?

Because one time I stopped at Chicken Express on the way. Is there a swing on a boat? Coming up on 130. Wait, why'd you ask me about that place? Did you talk about Honky Magooz in the ride along? I said, is it Chicken Express? Yeah. Yes, you did.

Calahari. Calahari, indoor water park. It's the largest. It's across from the Delta. It's like an appetizer. How do you spell Calahari? How did you spell Calahari? Yeah, how do you spell it?

How do you spell it? Well, I have C-A-L-A. Okay. Okay. I don't know if it's a J or a V. Okay, keep going. It's spelled like Callahan Auto. Yeah.

I make our parts for the American working. Hang on. This is good. Calla. She gets that. Hang on. Happy Gilmore one, she gets that too. Yeah.

Dude, how the fuck do you spell it? Happy Gilmore two. K-A-L-A. K, oh my God. H-A-R-I. Okay, let me look. It is like the world's largest indoor water park or something.

And it seems like the world's largest indoor water park or something and It seems like something you would go to or you would have gone to She's just looking at it on the map she's not getting any more information I'm just trying to see if this is a cross the street from the Dell diamonds Stop asking if it's by the chicken express Canes chicken express she knows the only reason that I would know it because because I was driving back from Dallas one time and I got rerouted out to Round Rock and I stopped at Chicken Express and I vividly remember standing there

and there was like a resort across the street and I was like, oh. That must be the thing you were just gonna ask me about in the future. I don't think it was because there's not a Chicken Express unless it shut down. There's a Chicken Express in the year was this? How dare you yeah

2020 okay 2021 maybe I was a sophomore in college at the time so Nick when were you in college? Brand new phone I'm trying to find out this chicken express You've got to be kidding me I fear it might have shut down because I looked up chicken express I Sure would forest ass. Ever since Gracie pointed out that she says, I fear. I have been clogging that you do say it. I did say, I fear. I fear it may be closed.

I use it in full seriousness. I fear. She's afraid. Yeah. That's common knowledge. I think it's gone. You moved the Fiona picture. I moved Fiona so it wasn't being bombarded by us because we do need the fan on

We do need the picture of Fiona usually yeah, oh it was like Yeah, you can just you can see it behind but Not at us yeah, yeah, we got to stop everyone needs to stop looking at Fiona and look at the show No, I actually made her more visible. Yeah, she's up there. That little sauce So I think stole it that yeah, we stole that from the show. We don't own. Yeah Did you make it trucked up? Yeah, we trucked up. We didn't make it. We made it. So what is raising canes comeback sauce? That's not their original sauce. Is it I think that's what it's the only sauce they have. Yeah I thought that was just called cane sauce

Well, that's what people call it colloquially sure How's that for a repost? Updue this my good sir. We're 20 minutes in. Do you guys want to learn about Zaxby's? I fear not. Honestly I'm kind of with Gracie. We should just like wheel her. Wait no! I wrote a whole thing!

Wait wait wait, wait. What's like the harm in just one time fishing then? What's the harm, asshole? I feel like there's no harm unless someone actually steps out of line, they might take another tumble down the stairs. It'd be a real shame. Oh no, they took down the dog, dude! It'd be a real shame if an accident happened.

Who's it gonna hurt besides Eric? That's what I'm asking. Wait, did y'all get that for you? No, that was here already. Oh, that's been here. It's been here, yeah. Yeah, but now we have to put it up so people will stop falling.

Yeah, people. Some people fell gracefully. Yeah. Yeah. Others, not so much. Others, not so much. All right, well, I guess. I thought we just agreed.

Three down the stairs like the old man from the mansion. No, it's impossible. That drink, bitch! Ziggy Zoggy this bitch! Ziggy Zoggy, ow, ow, ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

Ow. I fear we must learn about Zach's piece, Gracie. It's unavoidable. Yeah. Uh. Uh. Jordan teases you every time, thinking he's gonna throw it out.

Yeah. You did too. No, I didn't. You did, you literally said, yeah, asshole! I said you every time thinking he's gonna throw it out. You did too. I didn't. You did. You literally said, yeah asshole. I said that every time anyone ever says anything to him. Also. That's getting on my side.

No, it's not on your side, it's against him. That's true. Which is why he's on my side. I need to be very clear here. He's on his own side. On the side of justice. Justice delayed this a little longer. There was some great stuff in the works before we went to the restaurant.

And then all hell broke loose. No. But, um, Gracie- Against him, but for you. Gracie came in and we were like, wondering who was going to get here first, you or Michael. And we were like, oh Gracie, Gracie's here. And then, um, and I was like, we were wondering if you would get here before Michael.

And you were like, oh, I saw him outside. He's in his car. I go, did you wave and he not wave back? And she goes, I smiled and he didn't smile back. And I go, I didn't see you. Are you serious? Well, that's where the seed got planted because then I was like, you know why he's mad at you, right?

We were at a L.A. Yeah, I was looking for parking. Right, I was right in front of you. Right, but you were in a spot, so I wasn't looking there. No, I wasn't, we were both driving to each other at the intersection, and I looked at you and I gave you a big smile, and then you just- I was driving my car like a wild archie.

Wild, you know why he's mad at you, right? Down the street, yeah. What did you say? I said, you know why he's mad at you, right? I know Go out for his birthday. We talked about it on the last episode I was trying to get there, but my fuck ass friends wanted to go bowling bowling she had to go bowling and then she told us today that she shot a 52

Yikes a 52. Yikes. Shot. That's awesome. That's how she bowls. I bowl to strike. That's right. No, I don't bowl. I had two rounds that was just gutter ball. I texted Michael and it got set the moment you walked in. I was like, we're already spinning a narrative that you're mad at Gracie and nice Michael is over. No, it didn't last very long. Yeah Now to be clear cuz I don't know if she's a little they made that up. Yeah, Jordan made that up Yeah, that was a joke. He lied. He lied to you. Okay. I was joking He lied to you then texted me as soon as I walked in relying to grace Fibber

Are you a little Fibber? Gracie would never fib to you. You just did. I'm the one you can trust. When he's fibbing. Why did you look at me when you told her that? I can't trust anyone here. Not even Nick? Especially not Nick. I can trust Nick.

Nick doesn't like straws. I can trust Nick. Nick doesn't like straws. Have you seen how Nick drinks his soda? Yeah, you were like, why? Like out of a can or a cup or what? Out of one of these. Out of a lid with no straw. Well I sat across from from a dinner, but I didn't pay attention. No, no

We can have a lid We talked about this last time. Yeah, yeah, everyone does that a little bit. Everyone does it. Yeah, I mean I do that When there's a mess and the soda's leaking. I'll do to clean it up so it doesn't spill on my hands and then I get all sticky. Then I stop immediately and put the straw in. Even more likely what I normally do is I open the straw and then I suck off the excess on the top. I start without the straw.

Because I don't want it to spill all over me. Nick holds the large cup and he sucks on it honky-magoose style Nick wants to be this yeah You want to hold on to mine for a minute you want me throw that too no I'll give this all right. I tried to delay it as long as I could. You did, you got another five minutes. Yeah. Oh, wow, it's been 25.

Yeah. Rack it up those minutes. If we don't read this for 30 more minutes, we might not have to. Keep waving around. We can talk about how Gracie said, do you maybe go there all the time? To make another back series.

Oh yeah, I know where it says, oh, do you maybe go there all the time? Did she say do you or I bet you? I said, oh, do you go there maybe all the time? It was a last second distance. Kind of like a qualifier. Yeah. It's like, I'm actually not as committed to this.

Dude, I'm going to throw maybe in there. Maybe go there all the time? Do you go there maybe all the time? Do you go there maybe all the time? And he said, no. No. I don't know why I just like, the way you got so excited. He's like that about everything! He's like that about 130!

Come to Mumble 130! Never in the history of Ride-A-Royal have you done that. You've never been to 130 before. I've never even heard of 130. The man was so flustered I've never even heard of 130 The man was so flustered too when you did that he called it drive along Yeah And I looked at Jordan and I said is it called drive along now? Is Nick always like

Do you leave your box there all the time? Not all the time Oh you just pop in and out You should stay there all the time Okay, it's less editing I don't give a shit, leave it there. I could not care less. I just feel like his reactions would be funny.

It's like zero. No, but his reactions are funny, that's why he puts it in. Yeah, but it makes his reactions better when you don't see him and then Nick shows up because you know it's gonna be something good. Because otherwise he's playing on his phone. I like when you were doing it earlier.

His phone's on the floor. You were searching Google that's the second time he lost his phone all right let's let's talk about Zax we got two more minutes how far can we push it? when Gracie produces one of these episodes there is going to be no format

those are just the facts you want to spit silly? no, read the facts I Do you want to spit silly? No. Read the facts. I don't think our whistles are wet. Read the Zaxby's. Come on. It's only 7 o'clock. Read the Zaxby's Faxby's. Our last Zaxby's episode was March 15th, 2022. His face jammer, we ate the signature club sandwich.

We received an average rating of 37.5. It was the same one that we went to. I have no memory of this. Me neither. Yeah. Yeah. What are you? She's looking around and checking her watch. My mom sent me an Instagram reel. Is it a monkey under chandelier? Since the next week. Did you see this monkey? It's probably a dog if I had to guess. Dog under chandelier. Whoa Dog on a chandelier Zaxby's ad for these wings features rapper Quavo showing people's feet and saying lemon steppers too many times for it not to be Considered fetish content. So if you're into that kind of thing in hand monkey emoji, you might want to check it out You little Luigi Waluigi foot pervert pervert pervery pervery? Yeah. Tarantino freak?

Yeah. He's a little pervery- Yeah. That one tripped me up. Yeah. Little pervery- Tarantino freak. Alright. Okay.

Is he- what's he doing over there? I'm laughing. He's- he's- he's looking up the ad on his phone. I don't have my phone. Wait, though. You literally had it. You were looking things up. It's on the fucking ground. Right. His brand new iPhone had it, you were looking things up.

It's on the fucking ground. His brand new iPhone 16. He was just looking for it. On Halloween of 2022, Zaxby's brought back their much requested quote, insane sauce, which is said to have been extremely spicy, but unfortunately not extremely popular. Nick has actually had this sauce a bunch of times before, but he calls it normal sauce because he's absolutely twisted.

Weird, he calls crazy bread normal bread and crazy frog just normal frog now he's the joker of this podcast he tried to spill Eric's brain I haven't thought about crazy frog in a while well it's normal frog yeah yeah yeah Nick calls it normal frog you guys have you seen normal frog? we're almost done it's almost over Gracie it's almost over

it's okay I'm hanging in okay Have you had that sauce for real? Oh? Bang you lie to another liar, but I feel like it The twisted nature there's weird stuff inside the Zaxby's on their walls. Zaxby's has wingspira sees well. I'll tell you what's weird Indescribable And then Gracie described it perfectly. Yeah, she said it tastes like a Lysol wipe. Yeah, lemon Lysol wipe.

We got some in there if you want to try it again. I'm good, I'm full. It's like being Baxby's at Zaxby's. Yeah. A former Zaxby's employee suing the company for sexual harassment after another employee took pictures of her butt while she was bending over. The employee, who was a minor,

said that when she brought it to the manager, he denied the pictures were taken, then fired her. That's fine because Zaxby's is also being sued by a pregnant teen who was forced to work in a hot kitchen in the late stages of her pregnancy and when she asked for accommodations was fired. Jesus! If you are in your teens, do not work at Zaxby's. Instead you can work the fields to replace the migrant workers that have been deported. This fact has been sponsored by the Texas GOP both sides We're doing both sides We're doing both sides. I've been there's lots of fields around that It's only fields crazy said I touch grass we can touch grass at the Zags

Tell these pregnant teens to touch grass You're talking about like the girl that took our order was at school. Yes. It's all teens working there. She's the teen at risk. Yeah. I feel like we were all at risk. Did you see how they had the accommodation for like online orders on like the different

shelves? It was like online orders for for Zax be specifically through a website at the top. Yeah. And then door dash and, and then like postmates. And it was just like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, all down. Like these all empty. Yeah. When we got there, there were a couple and guys came in and I'm

like, oh, they're in line. They're not in line. They're grabbing fucking orders and leave. I read every order on that cart. Any good ones? Well, I hope Trisha P I'm forgetting what they maybe they were called nibblers nibbles or no nibble there's that character from she's never seen that show it was like their

chicken nugget version mm-hmm someone got those lots of tenders yeah no one had lemon pepper by the way. Yeah. Obviously. That was all for us. It was. It was so good. Someone else got the egg rolls. Really? Yeah.

This is the first we're hearing about this by now. Yeah. You actually read all this? This was a secret, not for the show. We were talking about boats still. Yeah, and then just didn't even say, hey, I was reading all the orders. Yeah. Well, I did.

What a wealth of information. Well, I did. I know, that's what what I said. Well Eric was ordering and I guess while y'all were talking about both I just stepped away for a moment. I mean you were the one. You came over and said after that. After it asshole! You were ordering for ten minutes I had time. No, he did have a choice. Everything we got was $80. What? Damn. That's crazy. $80. For shitty food.

How expensive were those egg rolls? 100. They're about 100 bucks. Okay, so we got a discount. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They knocked it down. Someone's finally ordering these fucking things. Everything else was free.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was like 81 bucks. Crazy. We didn't even tip. There was like no tip option. Nuts. Poor teens. One more.

Here's a tip. Get back in the hot kitchen. Hey, you're fine here. All those tips go straight to Tony Townley. That's right. Tony Townley, speaking of which, co-founder of Zaxby's has acquired the quote, build your own plate restaurant, Maypole.

Touted as a southern style Chipotle, Maypole offers you the ability to get a bowl of sweet potatoes and mac and cheese with fritters on top all smothered in buttermilk ranch. Plus you can add quote unquote crunchies and quote unquote chow chow. If you have strong opinions about the workers at Maypole adding chow chow to your crunchies

because it's in the bowl of mac and cheese fritters, you might be What are all the words I'm with Gracie what you know, I don't you see photos of it can't bring them up You can bring them up on the TV bring up the photos of the crunchies and chow chow. The maple. Speaking of maple, isn't that when you braid all of them? Yeah. I had to do that in fifth grade. Really? Yeah. I don't know why. Search, search, search, search, goddamn maple.

M-A-P-O-L-E. That's right. He's got Healthy fast food! Hear me! They're talking about gravy and mac and cheese. Wait, is this a new feature where we can see it live? Wait, wait, wait. Top left, top left. That looks way more appetizing than it sounded. Show me the chow-chow.

Yeah, does it still look appetizing? Keep going, so there's super greens and there's brown rice. Sweet potato mash. Sweet potatoes and quinoa. I hate sweet potato mash. Now you can add, you can add sides. Broccoli. With ranch powder. Here's just some potatoes. Keep going. Where's the food?

Yeah, kale. Eww, beets. Just mac and cheese. Here's some tomatoes. Here's some beans and some green beans. Now we're talking chicken. Chicken, pork. Braised beef. Braised beef fritters.

Eww, look at them. Go back up to the fritters. Go back up to the fritters. Eww. Go back up. Go back up to the fritters. Go back up to the fritters. Ew. Go back up, go back up. That looks, oh my God. Braised beef, pretty good.

All right, keep going. The fucking fritters look like a poo patty. Okay. Okay, buttermilk ranch, turmeric, ginger, sriracha, honey. That spicy avocado looks dumb. Yeah, uh-huh. Lemon, herb, and then here you go. Now keep going.

These are their plates. In those forms, it doesn't look bad. Yeah. So here's like what you can kinda get. But then, Oh, Crunchies! A bit of everything and gluten-free.

There's the crunchies. What is that? What's chow chow? What the fuck is that? They have no description for it. It's chow chow. It's chow chow. What is that?

What do you mean? Are those like plantains? It's chow chow. It's chow chow. And the kimchi. The kimchi? Wait, can you imagine that? What do you mean? Are those like plantains? What do you, it's chow chow. And the kimchi. The kimchi. Wait, can you imagine? Here's half an avocado.

Half of an avocado. Can they see this? The audience? The O. We're looking at pictures. Also, I totally forgot. When I ordered the egg rolls, dude, I'm like, all right, cool, put in the fried pickles. And then she's like, okay, and there you go.

And then it, one hard boiled egg. And I went, stop. No egg rolls, egg rolls. And she went, oh, oh, I'm so sorry. I thought you just wanted an egg. It was a hard boiled egg. He's still going by the way. He is.

He's still looking. They got chocolate. They had chocolate. They had a, you saw. You can get a hard boiled egg at Zaxby's for $1. I would have, I would have, I would have,

I would have, I would have, I would have, I would have, I would have, I would have, He's still going by the way. He's still looking they got chocolate. They had chocolate They have you saw you can get a hard-boiled egg at Zaxby's for $1 I would have really really loved for you to have not caught that and then and we've got a hard boiled egg I would have loved to order it on top Yeah, split it five ways. Yeah, I don't want it. I don't like hard-boiled eggs This is why we don't leave him up on the screen all the time. Because now he won't be there and he's gonna cut in. Are you that passionate about hard boiled eggs?

Yeah, and he's pissed about it. He's got egg pinions. I don't like a hard boiled egg. Now, think about passionately about that opposite about straws. Yeah. Right. Do y'all like hard boiled eggs? I'm not really.

I'm fine with them. Do you don't like them either? I don't really eat them. I don't dislike them, but I would never weird. Like I feel like I go through phases with eggs where they really gross me out and then they're okay. Her boiled egg is very different than egg. Yeah. Yeah.

That's like the most egg for that's like the closest you get to just eating a whole egg. And they always smell like shit. And why are people always opening them on planes? Because they're convenient. No, she's right. They're like, they're like always a little snack pack. Yes, yes.

Why the fuck are we serving hard boiled eggs in a closed tube? That scene in Logan Lucky where he gets the hard boiled egg out of the vending machine. Yeah. Yeah. Put salt on it. I don't like deviled eggs either.

I fucking love deviled eggs. I don't like deviled eggs. I would even do a little song and dance. I think I'm just realizing I don't really fuck with the eggs. I drooled on myself. He started thinking about deviled eggs. Deviled eggs. They became Sinatra. Okay, I would even do Dean I'll be on the other side, and then I'll punch you. Are you a pregnant Dean? Go work at Zaxby's. Dude, when you brought up Tony Townley, I'm surprised you didn't include the fact about his son and how he died.

I don't know about this. His son was a race car driver who was sponsored by Zaxby's. Oh really? Did he fucking put it into the wall? No, he didn't die on the race track. He attacked his ex-wife with a hatchet and his ex-wife's boyfriend shot him. No way!

And he died dead. What a horrible person. That may have been a fact on the last one. It probably was. You might, yeah. Whoa, that's crazy. Yeah. I was gonna say, how'd you know that?

Jordan loves race. Because I, yeah, I, is. Oh, sorry, yeah. Eng, eng, eng. Oh, right, that's crazy. Yeah. I was gonna say, how'd you know that? Jordan loves race. Because I, yeah, I... Is. Oh, sorry, yeah. Ing, ing, ing. No, right. Ing, ing, that's important, that's important. He loves races too.

He really? Yeah. Like your big F1 guy? Yeah. No, he doesn't! Do you look at me differently now? Four times per science! No.

I just... Eric and I have been to F1. Don't put that image out there. Yeah. We had a... We went to a ball people. We went to a nice suite. Yeah, we were in this, we had friends that worked at Red Bull and they got us.

This was like right before it really was popping off in Austin. It was like 2018. 2018, yeah. And before everybody was into it. Yeah, it's pretty cool. No big deal. We could never get those again. It is now too popular.

Yeah. Why is he laughing? He was thinking about a song again. And he tried to save Jordan. Yeah? Did he make it somehow worse? Did he say is? No, no, I said is.

He said race is and he was like, ing, ing. And I went, don't want people to think Jordan loves all races. Not on this podcast. You having fun on this episode, bud? Thanks for trying to cover for him. No, I don't! No, I don't! Well, it's true, bud.

I know GP sucks. Yeah. Thanks for trying to cover for him. No I don't! No I don't! Well it's true, my GP sucks. I'm sorry, I won't watch it. You're not going to get me to watch IMSA. Grow up. That all spiraled away from him getting shot and murdered. You did Tony Downley and I was going to make like a, what is it, Terry Town?

Terry Town. I'm going make like a like a what is it Terry town? Terry town? I was gonna make a Terry town reference which is Zelda Also a neighborhood in Austin They're pretty similar Can you build? Is it like? Yeah A lot of people are building their own houses there Yeah if you go over to Terry town a lot of them are just shitty cubes It's expensive

Bro you walk in just doing nothing You drop 7,000 rupees. And you're like, what's cool? That's Zelda money. This is good. Now here's the thing about Gold and Donkey Kong. Boy, they're just fucking giving that shit away. They do, but in the end game, you gotta have a lot. You gotta have it.

If you wanna get all the bananas, you better make sure you're also collecting some gold. Hey, we have a lot by the end if you want to get all the bananas Now they're gonna come in handy now this guy wants yeah now it's all he's talking about I collect a lot every time I Look for treasure chests. Yeah, I just yeah, yeah 90% of the level from underground I'm looking for two of the Masks they pop so much. Yeah, I got my treasured finder modifiers on Same good. Do you think I went I took a break went back to Zelda. Yeah, I haven't gone back to Zelda yet I'm gonna get all the bananas finished all my shrines nice, and then you became a big dog I feel like I just fully upgraded big dog for defense. Whoa

This mo this moment in gaming... Took all my upgrade materials. Jesus. Ever- I haven't been like this... excited about the games I'm playing since like I got the Steam Deck and I was playing like... Fallout and Elder Scrolls and all that stuff. Nintendo is like killing it right now and it's really exciting. It's really fun and there's a Direct tomorrow where they're gonna announce all the new games that I want for sure.

They're also making like Switch 2 versions of everything now and I'm gonna buy them all. Like I just found out today they're doing a Kirby Switch 2. That game's awesome. Did you see the video where they announced Mario Paint coming to... Yes, no, but I just saw today that it's out. Yep. Go watch the video that they put up because it's like weirdly unhinged for Nintendo.

Yeah. It's actually funny as well. Mario paints the shit. It's pretty cool. Mario paints a great game. It's a Super Nintendo game, don't worry about it. You could buy, like it came with a mouse that you plug into the controller port

and a little mouse pad and then that's how you control the game and you could like draw and stuff. On Super Nintendo. Yeah. On your Super Nintendo. Jordan's like a cartoon you can you can play the fly swatter game fly swatter game Homestar runner did one of their first cartoons and more awesome music Yeah, the music in that game. Oh, they just added it to The video yeah, I love that fucking

Hey Gracie, do you you wanna learn about the food? No. No. Come on, we've made it this far. What are you talking about? We gotta learn about the food. We already read the biggest part, so we should probably just be done. We're running out of time.

I don't know what time it is. Well, we're running out of time for this. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'll just blow through this real quick. ZachSpeaks' Lemon Pepper Wings. Lemon Pepper fans, this one's for you. ZachSpeaks is introducing its first ever dry rub with a bold blend of zesty, tangy lemon,

cracked black pepper, and a rich buttery finish. I'm not sure I picked up on that one. Flavor your way with chicken fingers, trademark. Wings and signature chicken sandwich. They sure like putting Zs in places. Yeah, well I think everything starts with Zs. Yeah. This is the...

This is the fly flag game the flag game There you going what what what and then you get hit he goes what? What game is that? Mario Paint mad attack. Yeah, are you actually painting? Well, there's a bunch of different like can't if you're a loser. Yeah Yeah, you're not the game or you're making music. Yeah. They call out what that like one sound is that goes ah-heh. Oh yeah. It's apparently, apparently it's a baby. Bullshit it is. That's what I fucking said. I was watching the video and they go or baby and it goes I was watching the video and they go or baby and he goes yeah, and I'm like

That's the boat ride See you make the music with the effect Hey Park. Oh, I love Mario. Hey Jordan, a little bit of press material. Yeah, check it out. Quote, lemon peppers, a Georgia staple, just like Zaxby's said rapper and cultural taste maker Quavo. I'm proud to team up with them as they step into the dry rub game.

What do you think Quavo's dry rub game is? It's got something to do with those lemon pepper steppers or whatever. Crazy made the sound. It was the opposite of... We're giving out free wings so everyone can taste what the South's really about. Is this place what the South is about? Yeah, so this is their first dry rub wing. Everything is like a dipped sauce. That's all like their stuff. They should stop doing dry rubs.

I don't think. Or should they keep going? Yeah, maybe they'll get better. The problem is they need to make it bolder. Oh, do you think so? If you're gonna do it, do it big, do it bold. I think they need to add more flavor. I think more salt.

Yes. That's what it is. More lemon. Yeah, just not enough, just not enough of that salt. Yes. That's what it is. More lemon. Definitely. Just not enough of that. The thing about it is that if you- I'll read the second one. Okay.

Just glance down. If you don't have any ranch with these wings. Dude. Brutal. You'll die. Brutal. Yeah. We'll get there.

We'll get there. We'll get there in our review. Oh, our review. Well, we have our review, but we need to hear from you in a segment We call you review Hit it Gracie You review That was good Almost as good as the real thing. Yeah, almost as good as everyone singing it in unison. That was pretty crazy

Yeah, but that never came out so All right, I don't think you understand True I was trying to get you to point me to exactly the moment I could watch it Not for the first few minutes Did that come out? Yeah, it's in the video, but I wanted you know, but like is it can I watch it somewhere? What's that face for? What do you think of drinks? What are you talking? That's his kid. That's his Gracie catchphrase. He just like saying that every now and then

For six months, maybe it's been so exciting. I've been doing it Michael was talking about being in a movie. I think that we really cemented All the time out of nowhere Funny but yeah, I've only been in two movies Like I vividly remember that well You know you had like just you talked about it And then we like didn't talk about it for like 30 minutes, and you brought it back absolutely not how it worked No, I like we were yeah, we were I think that worked. No, I laid into it. There was time in between. We were talking.

I think that was in your mind. Uh-huh. There was time in between. And it was about four seconds and then it was like, oh, yeah, you kind of powered down and then powered up. You can watch that on the internet too. Yeah. Laser?

Who wants to read the first episode of what happened? No. No. Damn you. I also realized as I said it, I called it the wrong name. No, you got it, laser. I got it, I called it the wrong name. No, you got it, laser. I got it, red laser. You got laser?

Laser team. I'll read the first one. Okay. Oh, damn it, there's an ad. What do you... It's a one second video. Hang on. Bim-bini-yoo.

What? That's the Mario game? Yeah, that's the baby. Ee-ee, ee-ee, ee-ee, ee-ee. I don't play video games, but I do know there's a sound from Roblox that I like when the guy goes oof. There's a sound from Roblox. That's pretty cool. I've never played it, but I have one. There's also the oof sound. That's where oof comes from. Can you do that one? Oof.

It's just when they go oof. Is it different than the oof? I think so. I think we're all doing the same thing. No, I think we are. There could be like a hit sound. The oof is when you die. That's why people... I think he think it has a guy That's why I think he just goes that's why the term is because I'm going to move Yeah, because they say oof when they die His kids probably Eric almost yeah, hold these only sigma's in it. Yeah, don't get moved by fellow sigma Your sigma's McDonald's that night? What's that?

Your fellow Sigma's? Did you get the McDonald's? Did you get them the McDonald's they requested? The last time I was here? Uh, yes. They were on my ass about it. My fellow Sigma. Alright, who wants to read the first one?

I'll do it. He called it. He called it! And then I did the baby noise. Oh, sorry. Damn. Ew! I hated that.

Take me back to the boat I've been thinking about posting this for some days now but I just feel like someone should know okay I came back like I said I would but this time what I didn't even get the beginning of the story all I could hear was the guys in the back calling each other the B word saying let's go outside then F you F that Then I hear the manager try to stop them, but they didn't listen to her I felt so bad for her she was trying to keep them quiet, but they were not having it

Unfortunately because of this I might think twice about coming to this location again. We have seen that and she was pregnant That's why they didn't respect her and then she fired herself about coming to this location again. Why couldn't we have seen that? And she was pregnant. Yeah. And sixteen. That's why they didn't respect her. And then she fired herself. Yeah, they knew that the hierarchy was pregnant people are on the bottom. She wanted to go home. It's her sophomore year. Calling each other the B-word. So, the guy was so scandalized he left.

I don't- But then came back. But I wanna know. Like I said I was posting this but this time I didn't even get food I want to know the other the first part of the story what's the prequel yeah you know what's the Phantom Menace to this that's pretty another good thing with good music yeah okay who wants to second one all right I will okay this is Johnny H Johnny Hardwick. We were just talking about him. Where should I start? Okay drove from B cave Here and lazy stupid fuckers can't take orders

Are requested for my food to be made fresh and they couldn't get that right But yet in still they give you what they want You to have. If they wings they gave me were old and cold. If I didn't have my kids with me I would have went in the kitchen and did the shit myself I'm not fucking with Zaxby's no more. The manager should fire all these dummies and him slash herself for hiring The manager should fire all these dummies and him slash herself for hiring them when people pay their hard-earned money They should get what they want Hey, hey you stupid fuckers My favorite part yeah, this is the all-cap sentence. Yeah, where oh

I I would of where I really I'm a really big fan of, but yet in still they give you what they want you to have. They wings they gave. There's just people in there going, I want you to have this. They will experience the Zachs piece. Can we be sure this wasn't written by Dale Gribble? No, no. This is, it's very, he drove from Bee Cave to Pflugerville. You also, also anywhere you drive from somewhere else is no like impetus on the restaurant.

You know? Whether it's good or bad or not. It's your decision. I drove all the way from here. I'm special. Why? Think about it. Nick maybe wouldn't even have to but he never maybe goes all the time.

Yeah, maybe not, no. Maybe all the time. Hey Gracie, do you want to read the last one? Yeah, I suppose. Okay, cool. Don't do it. I will never go back to this location. You would think that with them being less than a mile from Cain's, they would at least

attempt to get the order correct, but they can't even do that. That's smart. If you go after five, most of the evening crew is grab assing, grab assing and hanging out. Yeah. The last time I went in the evening, the drive-through employee was laughing

and telling her coworker he was hot audibly through the speaker while I was trying to order and completely messed up the order. Lo and behold, today we got a repeat of this crew's nonsense. I don't know who's supposed to be the manager up there, but clearly some retraining is the order. Lo and behold, today we got a repeat of this crew's nonsense. I don't know who's supposed to be the manager up there, but clearly some retraining is an order. They're fucking in the kitchen. What is grab?

Texas dad would say Yeah, grabassin' Quick, grabassin' each other Grabassin' I feel like, that's something Cole would say all the time It was like, yeah, everyone's just fuckin' around, grabassin' Grabassin' How was your day?

I was at school, now I'm here, everyone's grabassin' Grabassin' F-S-S-A-N-A-N-G Michael Wayne, grabassin' on his birthday Yeah I did Respectfully That that. Michael Wayne, you're brabbassing on his birthday. I did. Respectfully. That was you? That's you!

Not working on my birthday? I'm paying! Which is a first glance mistake. Oh, of course. I mean, I have worn that outfit before, so. You're gonna what? I have worn that outfit before so yeah Yeah, you're gonna what I have worn that outfit before so I understand you thought that was no right the thong and the cowboy hat Interesting well those are your reviews the video we have our review of Zaxby's lemon Can you do me a favor you um was you passed that bathroom Absolutely throw up. No, you should. Go ahead.

Can you do me a favor? As you pass that bathroom, can you grab the Lysol in there? Also... Get some sweets. Don't listen to Nick. Get some sweets. Yeah, thank you. Alright, don't worry about Nick.

We're gonna recreate it. Alright, get a whiff of Zaxby's lemon. Yeah. Oh yeah. This is a- That's exactly what it was. This is biblically accurate Zaxby's wings. It was heinous.

Michael did not finish the food. Oh, I ate one. Yeah, I couldn't eat it. I ate one and it took an entire packet of ranch to get through. I was like, just dude, so salty, so lemony. Dude, right off the bat, the virus is insane. The first fry I had was over-seasoned.

Yeah. And you made that face too. I was like, oh no. Dude, I was like. The inedible. The lemon hits you. Inedibly good. Get out of here. Indescribably good. Indescribably good.

Before we got the food, Michael was furious about indescribably good. We sat down and ate it. Gracie said, this tastes like Lysol wipes. That was the description of it. Dude, I just could not believe this. They went too hard in the paint. I was saying, I like lemon pepper, and sometimes my biggest gripe with it

is that they will under season it. They did not have that problem with this one. Dude, it was like, I'm not a huge fan of lemon pepper, and I was like, I can't eat this. It hurt my stomach. It was so citric, it was burning my mouth. It was crazy. The citric acid was in fact cutting me.

It was jokingly like, Gracie goes, I'm not eating this. Yeah. Gracie, give me a bread and french fries. Gracie was not having fun. The food. The horrible, horrible food? The chicken. Oh, yeah, here.

But at what point were we talking? The second we bit it. What a story we're all at. We're at the part where we ate it and didn't like it. That's exactly what it fucking was. Put pepper on those wipes and you practically have the meal. Yeah, it's like, it was crazy. The citrus was so forward,

I could not believe how it was almost like eating warheads to me so sour. Warheads are better. Warheads are definitely better. Michael said, I wish these were warheads. I wish, I would've eaten a bag of warheads over them. For sure. Gracie was surviving off the bread.

Which was also not great, I gotta say. It was better than the chicken. I didn't think there was any problem with the bread. The bread was nothing. Me and Nick were talking about the bread. The bread was just white bread. It was toasted. They toasted white bread.

And butter. Which is like, you can't go wrong. It's just bread. Was there butter? Yeah, there was butter. Oh, was there? Yeah, there was butter. It was too plain and too hard.

Not enough! I didn't say there was a Both sides I not eating my bread was sitting it was toasted was enough Grazie was like can I have that and there goes yeah, and I go that was my fucking bread Yeah, and grace look. Oh my god. Do you want it back ago? No? He took my bread give me your bread. I'd eaten half of it Yeah, so Michael grabbed it and then just ate more of my bread. And then with like two bites of the bread left,

went I'm done and put it in my drink. Yes I did. Yes I did. I said, I'm done with this. Put it in your drink cup. Also he was making eye contact with Eric the whole time. He was staring him down. Yeah.

Yeah. He was, he was proving a point. And I specifically went for the bites he already bit. Yes Yeah, sometimes you'll go around for them. And Gracie was like trying to make this stop Be like you could have the bread back. Well I was glad you did because I had already put it in my mouth Yeah, I know. Gracie, it's not about the bread anymore. Not that that would have stopped me as I was eating the bread that he had in his mouth. I guess that's true. Yeah, Jordan What do you what do you score these lemon pepper wings? Their first dry rub. This might be the worst thing we've had

as this iteration of the show. Dude, it's like, it's so, but the thing is like, it's like painful. It's so like, over-seasoned and like just lemon spice. Like, you can't eat it. It makes me wonder if like they just fucked up. It's like if you were pouring the thing on and the cap came off.

Yeah. Oh shit, it's like, how do I save this? Like, like I'm just saying like do you think that's just how it is? Shit, shit food or like not that good food is better than this. It's too over seasoned. You can't even fucking eat it I was just like oh my god. And their fries were also over seasoned. Dude it was shit. This was pretty bad Should have got the quesadilla. Coulda. Hey the fried pickles were redeeming. Fried pickles were okay I thought they were okay too. How are those veggie rolls? I mean comparatively they were pretty good actually. They might have been the best thing there. The syrup was good. Syrup? What are you giving it syrup? I thought that's what Gracie was gonna say when she saw the color of the sauce.

I didn't even look at it. No they made it Gracie like common. He was being mean as usual. I was fibbing. This guy's just lying all the time. Yep. What do you think Jordan showing your true colors? All the races I like yeah I'm gonna these with like a 9% 9% I'm going single digit. I'm giving hit these with like a 9%. 9%? I'm going single digits. I'm giving five. Five percent. Dang, I'm so- I don't know how you can eat these. I genuinely don't know. Average score of seven.

I don't know how you can eat them. Yeah. So is that now the lowest? It's gotta be. It's probably one of the lowest foods we've ever had on the show. It's not the bottom of the barrel, it's near it. Whose bottom of the barrel?

What was the worst thing? Probably either wiener schnitzel one time or the fucking sticky carnival meal. Oh, the wiener schnitz either weirdness the one time or the sticky carnival meal. Oh yeah. The carnival meal was really bad. Yeah. Oh, so only cigarette food was bad. Yeah. Yeah. So there's like a lot that's down there. It's down there though with like not even like slop food or not good food.

It's food I can't eat. I can't eat it. Yeah. I like, I like over-seasoned food. I like when food is really strong. I like when the fries are way too much. I like when the food is way too much. The seasoning on this is so,

if they found the balance of lemon and pepper, it would have been fine. The lemon is so acrid, Lysol lemon, and the pepper like never happens. It's just lemon. And it's just lemon and it's really a bummer. And it's dry salty lemon. It is the wettest dry rub I think I've ever had.

You have to have a ton of ranch with it. Having it without ranch was like eye opening. Like almost made me tear up. Yeah, because they were just tearing. Because it's so fucking strong. having it without ranch was like eye opening. It would like almost make me tear up because it's so fucking strong. I really like over seasoned food. And this was like a step beyond for me. You like masterfully seasoned food.

No, he likes shit. I like when food ever- He likes shit and this is too shit. But this is an example of like, you can't have too much. Yes, yeah. I like when food, every bite is like a fight in my mouth Where it's just what you're talking about like yeah, what are you talking? Like with like with hot sauce I won't stop like I'll put I'll just put a ton of stuff on

No, no, but not even like pass that. It's more seasoning salt, more pepper, more paprika. He's saying, you know how you ate today and you're like, this is too much? Normally he likes too much. Yes. Even that it's not good. And normal people don't want that. But he knows it's not normal.

People don't want it and I still want it. Big, big, big. This was still too much for his tiny little brains. Yeah, yeah, I could not believe how- That are still in your head. I couldn't believe how fake lemon it tasted. It was such a bummer. You found your limit. I really did. I found my lemon limit. They tasted like

The sometimes like the way like a really really really clean hospital. That's exactly what it was. Yes. You ever look at Very clean They ever was the mini brains hospital. It was Strange so it was horrible. Don't recommend average score seven. I can't imagine if someone got these and like I think you were like no one wants this. Yeah, like no one is going to buy these. Gracie was mad at that. Eric looked over and I had like not touched anything and I just go I need them.

Me neither. I remember a time before I had Raising Canes where I had fond memories of Zaxby's and now I would never go into his Yeah, you could have got hummy Muzz turd I have no comment Even though like gross food smell that Nick bought gross food smell that Nick bought ended up being better. And I walked in and was like, oh, what is that smell? And I thought it was trash. Yeah, he had the box of food. And then as I got closer, the smell got better and then the food was fine.

This was horrible. I feel like it's hard to mess up a chicken tender. But you were saying on the drive home that even if this wasn't the flavor on the chicken, you were like, I don't even think that chicken was very good. And I think that's- Which is like hard to do.

Yeah. I thought that chicken was pretty like middle of the road, whatever, but like, man, it was crazy. I could not believe how it tasted the way it smells. It was also like the kind of tender beef kind of absolutely. Yeah. Yeah.

When you get a tendon sometimes. Yes, a tendon. I fucking hate when you get a tendon in the chicken. Yeah. Yeah, there you go. Well, she's eating bread, tendon bread. My bread that you gave her. Don't give away a man's bread.

How dare you. But the girl needs bread. That was close. That was crazy. From my angle, it looked like it fell from the ceiling. Yeah, it really felt like it fell from the ceiling. You could've re-opened the wound. Oh, it hit right in here.

You could've re-opened the wound. It was quite an arc you put on it. Yeah, he's trying to smell my brains. That's why he calls him normal frog. Yeah, he's trying to smell my brains. That's why he calls him normal frog. Hey, go to 100%eat.store for merch. Switchforks are being resupplied. Should have them on sale to beginning of September,

I think they said. I don't remember what the email said, but something like that. Very soon! Oh yeah, we should talk about all the stuff that's in the works. Sauce Industries and Monkey Hook Up Shirt, still on sale, boom.

Sauce Industries. Horny Monkey. Horny Monkey Hook Up Shirt is still on sale also. Let us know. Horny monkey. Horny monkey hookup shirt is still on sale also. Let us know. We call it the pregnant Zaxby's. Let us know what we should bring back. I think we wanna do hats, I think we got some new ideas. I think we're gonna make sure.

100% eat dot store for all that stuff. We've got new ideas, but also the print on demand stuff is no longer. Yeah, no more print on demand stuff. I think a lot of people have asked for this. Oh yeah, the squishmell is a good idea. Yeah, maybe we'll have to do this. Also, I think Gracie just wants another one.

That's right. Go to streamily.com slash 100 dash percent dash eat for signed prints. We'll be doing another signing. Eventually. I like one. Michael and I are doing one soon. Oh, cool.

This comes out next week? Yeah. This Saturday. One o'clock. I'm doing my own signing. And I just did one with Alfredo. I'm sorry, what was that? I'm doing my own signing. And I just did one with Alfredo. I'm sorry, what was that? I'm doing my own signing.

You're doing your own signing, Gracie? Yeah. Okay. She won't tell you where or when, but she's doing it. If you find her, you'll get one. You'll hear about it. She'll probably be at a water park. You'll see it on the news.

Or a boat. You'll see it on the news. Is that a threat or a problem? Yeah, you'll read about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The front page headlines. A. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The front page headlines. A manifesto if you will.

No one will be talking about the Zachs, the guy's son anymore. We're about to one up him. How about that, how about that, Black Rock. The Michael Jordan podcast is out, patreon.com slash 100% eat. Check out this week's episode with Gracie and every other past episode

like when Gracie did the intro. Best episode ever. Did a great job, okay, I don't know about that. Well yeah, it's also because- This week's episode with Gracie and every other past episode, like when Gracie did the intro. Best episode ever. Did a great job. Okay, I don't know about that. Well yeah, it's also because. Follow, I'll follow at 100%, eat on Twitter, Instagram, and blue skies, save the date on everything.

And if you want to send stuff in for Gracie, or for us, like 100% treat, you know, P.O. Box 1432-41, Austin, Texas, 78714. That's P.O. Box 1432-41, Austin, Texas, 78714. Gracie, what do you want people to send in for you? Anything new? I'm trying to think if there's a new one. I mean, there's always mini brands, but just curious.

I mean, mini brands are always appreciated. Is there a snack you want? Okay, wait, I actually do have something, but I don't know if they're still possible to get. They can find it. They are the Spongebob rendition of like a Labooboo. Do you know what I'm talking about? It's like a blind box.

SpongeBob side characters. They're not related to Labooboo at all. But it's like that same concept where it comes to the more boxy. I don't know what you're getting. My leg guy? No, my leg guy's not on there. But it's like, I think there's like six of them.

They're like gross looking. They're disgusting. They're so funny. I love them. There you go. And I just love SpongeBob. So if someone knows how to get their hands on those. Peel box it.

What was I talking about? Peel box it. Peel box it.. The SpongeBob side characters. They're so funny, I love them. There you go. And I just love SpongeBob. So if someone knows how to get their hands on those. Peel box it. What was I talking about where like we were eating and you were like, can you feel it Mr. Krabs? The seasoning, right?

Okay. We were just talking about how much seasoning. We were talking about it was, yeah, the opposite of a Wendy's. You don't taste the seasoning and you taste it now Mr. Krabs or whatever. Can you feel it now Mr. Krabs? Next week's episode is gonna be the ones they voted on from the patreon

It's gotta be better than what we just ate. Yeah, I guarantee even if it's when I guarantee you it will be The Wednesday Adams meal Yeah, it's like stupid crap like that, but yeah's not I don't think diet it black, but it's just like themed It's not even new food Does it stab you I think it'll be the Carl's jr. One I think that's what people voted on the one that we were looking at earlier And you wanted the blue drink. Oh, I mean it is gonna be that yeah, I didn't know we were gonna say it Yeah, definitely gonna win. Yeah, right. It's a fucking queso burger crunch slop. Yep. Okay, so oh, that's the Alex Earl burger

Really? I don't think so. Yes At Carl's Jr. Yes, hang on. Is it Alex Earl burger? I'm pretty sure it's called. Who's Alex Earl? Or maybe it's not her but she did a ad for it. James Earl Jones burger. Oh really? Yeah Alex Earl did a commercial for Carl's. Alex Earl is partnering with Carl's Jr. to promote their new Kso burger. Yeah, I've ever seen a commercial and she was like, okay, so, and then they like. Whoa. It looks like shit.

Something like that. See, look, Kso burger. Yeah, she's like a TikToker and then she used to be dating a San Diego Padre named Tyler Wade. Now she's dating a Miami, no, he's a Houston Texan now. Yeah, so there you go. Wow. There you have it. Jordan, take us out.

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