100% Eat - Double Dirty Your Dew - Ride Along Taco Bell

Episode Date: April 30, 2026

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You guys like your clean sodas? Yeah, I mean, yeah, I do. I had to make mine, like, pseudo-dirty. Yeah. By combining regular Baja Blast and midnight. What do they call that now if you mix your sodas? Because it's not what it used to be called. It has to be called something else.

What do they call it now? It's called killing two birds with one stone. No, it's feeding two birds with one skull. Is that one? Is that right? No. Is that? Is that?

Surely not. Michael. Is that right? Well You're I'm laughing right I'm laughing at the very didn't it really

Oh this person's going Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah fuck yeah Yeah Now that seems odd at the beginning of this video Two seconds in

Maybe that reaction But we've been dealing with some car shit on the way here Then it was like a 25 minute wait inside Yeah We were in there for a long time to not get dirty sodas. Yeah, yeah. Well, again, the crazy part about it is that the guy was just like, eh, he didn't give us anything.

So Eric waits to get his attention to see, like, are we going to get these sodas? And he's like, oh, well, we don't have. Oh, we're out. It's like, right. So your logic was just, they won't care about the sodas that they paid for. Michael and I were talking too is like, so what's the tactic on his end? Is he just like hoping that we don't ask about it? We just leave with the food. Even though we know we order drinks.

He wanted us to walk out of there. And I said, if you want that, just put the empty cups there. Right. At least that we'll go, oh, maybe they didn't have it. Or we're just leaving. Take it leave. When you give us no cups, we have four drinks. We're gonna wait for cups.

I mean, luckily, it's not part of the review that we were doing. They just happen to have these dirty sodas. And the idea of dirty Baja blast is very funny. It's gross, like it's like very gross sounding. And then Michael found out that you could, you could dirty, and you could dirty, Oh yeah, that's right.

And he was trying to double dirty his Mountain Dew. I didn't try to double dirty. I just single dirty didn't it doubled 40? It doubled dirty once he dropped to a media like double tap. Which is weird. It was a single dirty for a large and then they had a double dirty for a medium. What's also crazy is like, I don't have to say this forever. It's a lot of dirt.

How like they're like regular Mountain Dew is like the right headed stepchild. They hate it there. Taco Bell where-Tacobel they hate it. So right on the top of the drinks page for all the dirty sodas, it's like dirty Baja Blast. Dirty Pepsi. dirty whatever the fucking midnight blast yep right well all they don't find mountain dew not even an option for dirty mountain dew just regular mountain dew i don't know

i was like that's crazy if that's taco bell treating regular mountain dew is the redhead stepchild or everyone else not ever getting regular mountain dew that's an interesting point i don't know i feel like there's probably somewhere in the middle i feel like the people that like baha blast just scream i like baha blast whereas oh they do but which makes sense because it's a thing the people like Mountain Dew, it's like, well, there's nothing we're going to scream about. It's the regular. You know, I just get it. You're not, you're not getting old worked up over regular Mountain Dew. Bahamas had to make a foothold.

Yes, right? So I'll give them that. But I feel like now it's probably just corporate people thinking that the world is what the people love. They love the Mount Blas. But they take it as like, but people don't love regular Mountain Dew. When they say Mountain Dew here, what they mean is Baja Blah Blah. I do. I've said that before. I've told you that before. I've gotten that, I've had me so many times where I've ordered them like, I get the Mountain Dew. It's like, I just got a regular.

by the way. And like, what? I'm like, I just got a regular Mountain Dew. Literally took the drink back. They can't comprehend back. Came back. Came back. Came me another Baja blast. That's that it was a different flavor. He just defaults it once he was out of eyesight. I was like, I said Mountain Dew.

Can I please have it? Yeah. You may not. We've talked about this before. My wife goes through the same thing because she's with you. She doesn't like Baja Blass. She wants Mountain Dew. Yeah. She calls it her Gamer Girl juice. And she wants to drink a fountain mountain dew from Taco Bell.

It's real good. She loves it. It's all specific. She really loves it. And she goes and she goes, Mountain Dew. Nah, Baja Blast. Mountain Dew. I want to go.

Yeah. I feel like you have to say. The cops are taking over this car. Put this in neutral and move it to gas. No, leave the door open. Sit in it. Film it more, Nick. Get out. Just pop out the car.

Hey, what's going on here? You need a citizen. I'm filming. I'm traveling. I am simply. traveling, what are you doing? I do not recognize the jurisdiction of the United States of America, and therefore I do not recommend you.

This is my car. What if Monkey became sovereign citizen? Like, what if that's like his next arc is sovereign citizen? Sauce Monkey was born at sea. He has no nation. Whoa. That thing I do is illegal. That's awesome.

What? Is that what you think that is? You know, there's an option. I could dig through my receipts, see where that mask was made. There you go. There you go. Could have been manufactured in the middle of the sea. Could be.

There's a- Could be Chinese monkey. When you're creating your, like, Ni-How, ni-wow. Your character and MLB the show, and you pick your birthplace, you can pick Born at Sea. Really? Yeah.

Oh, that's cool. I remember going through and be like, born at sea. How do you travel, if that's the case? Like, there's like no password. Can you just go, I am of Atlantis? Yeah, I was saying, oh, you'll be able to Aquaman. Oh, wow. I fall under his realm.

Oh, wow. We voted again in Aquaman won in a landslide. Wow, what a surprise. C-slide. He's getting tickled. Yeah, but I'll be honest, I'll be honest. I really smiled that time because I was like, he liked that other one.

Yeah, he was like. Look at him. Look at it. Look at how he is. That one was legitimately good. See slide's really funny. I didn't even think about it. It's when all the same comes in.

That was one of those ones where I'm laughing before I get to say. Oh, yeah. You know the reaction beforehand. Whoa, look at this truck. That thing is beat up. Nice. Now, we. Now running to the cops.

Yeah. That guy did that already. Dude, how many cars we were driving to the Taco Bell? There was one guy who was sticking out way too far, trying to get in the street, and he had no bumper. Yeah. Getting shit fixed right now. Expensive.

That's what I'm saying, like the first 30 seconds of this video, by the way, is all I was going. Like, one car. Because we just dealt with it all the way. The car that pulled out two lanes and went 21 miles an hour. How what was that? And then you're like, yeah. It's like, oh yeah, it's expensive

to get this stuff fixed. Yeah, I don't know, don't cut off a bunch of fucking cars, I guess. We were joking. That guy, he pulled up in front of you. Cut you off. This guy's going to try to go left. Oh, he sure is. Slammed on the brakes.

Oh, wow, he didn't do it. Like slam on the brakes, as much as you would say, well, it's still driving. Yes, right? And we're slowing down behind him, and we're just going, stop, slow down. He's going slower.

He's going slower. Then your car went, like you were gonna get to it, like in high-and-back crash. It's like, that's the slowest I've ever seen that return. We were going like 25. It was, I just, I refused. I had to get close to them to let them know they fuck off. They didn't pay attention at all though.

No, they don't give a fuck. No, they're living in their own little world. Yeah, absolutely. I think most people are. I think they were a short bitch. Short, little dumb bitch. He's adding. He's adding a lot.

Last time, I will say, he just keeps adding things. Yeah. Because even when we were at the light and that happened, it was just short dumb bitch, no short little dumb bitch. Yeah. What's next round? What?

What? Yeah. Dr. Jones. That's confusing to him. You said round and he does not understand. Short, tiny little dumb bitch. Oh, tiny and little. Damn.

Yeah, here's soccer fields. Nobody uses. Yep. What do you mean? Nobody fucking, like, they just like, at Sampson? Yeah, I think they laid off like a bunch of staff. I don't think anybody wants to use them now.

What? Yeah, they can go. They live there. They've been excited. They now live in the soccer den. Let's just like, let's bring a soccer ball with us next time. If we did. Yeah, I'll watch you guys do that for sure.

We can practice our penalties. I see stuff like that. And I just think, like, wouldn't that be so funny if we did like a meetup at the Samsung soccer field? Just start kicking or doing a kick around. Just go and like people are showing up. And like we play like a nine on nine. An actual ref shows up. Yeah.

A crowd. What was that show that Gavin liked, like the British jackass? It feels like that's like a thing that they would do. What was you talking about? Yeah, what was that show? It was like a prank in public show. Oh, I don't know.

Oh, I don't remember. British comedy. In play jesters. I think. Okay, okay. Sal, me thinks you must put the spaghetti on your head. I know the British, Sonny is the in betweeners, but that's not. No, no, that's the thing with that James guy, right?

Yeah, yeah. James Buckley. James Guy Buckley. James Guy Buckley. Oh, is that his name? That's funny. His name is James Buckley. James Guy Buckley.

You got him again. Short round, bitch. No. Leave a comment about whatever that jackass British show was. I just don't remember. Gavin liked it. That's all I know about it. I don't remember what it was.

It was on TV in the U.S. for a little while, but I don't think it caught on. Also, there's supposed to be another jackass movie this summer? Crazy. Did not know. Like, I... It's like the last one for real. Dude, they're just gonna fine.

Yeah, but it's just extra shit. What else can Johnny Nuxville do but watch? Yes, I don't know what else there is. I, like, it's a different level where like, I'm not looking at like. I'm worried and I'm not, I don't think like, it's gonna be a more dangerous thing, but as someone who, I'm gonna was like,

dude, you've been doing this too long. Like, you get hit in with like, in the stomach with a bowling ball at age 50, nine is like dangerous. Yeah, that's terminal. Like, oh my God, your anus isn't a 25-year-old anymore. No, no, shoving anything up there. It's like, I know that I don't bounce back the same way, and they're older than us.

And it's like, being beaten for 20 years has not built a tolerance. No. We only we can do it. No, actually, not how that works. He gets a combustion sauce over here. Whoa, so you get smashed and sauce? We should actually go to this sometime.

It's like a little Austin chain. Oh. I missed it. I just said smash burgers. It's called Smashed and Sauce. What is it? It's like a little Austin chain of Smash burgers in like wings. I was gonna like finish, you kept saying Smash and I was like,

I really hope he says burgers. Brother, really hope it's a burger place. Oh, it's Smash Brothers. You have to go fight Luigi. By bowling balls. Yeah. No, Jackass style, no. That's what they do.

Yeah, I just don't know like what else. I'm gonna watch it because I've seen all the other ones, but like, man. Yeah, they'll go over something. I've been seeing for you yet. Dude, when you think about it's only weakened you is so, like, fucking true. Like, that's, oh, no.

I bet it's going to. So many concussions, man. It's crazy. Yeah, he can't do a lot of the stuff anymore because he'll die. He'll die. It's like, that's fucking crazy. I imagine they'll just get, like, younger people into the cold.

Excuse me? What? The show that you're talking about. I don't know. I don't know. 2003 British M. TV reality comedy series. No, I don't think that was it.

Okay, because I'm like, that sounds quite rude for a British show. Yeah, Gavin wouldn't like that. Yeah. I feel like it probably is, I think that, I think that might be it. Well, if that's what it was, then they should play soccer. All right. Text Gavin, do you like dirty scenes?

Oh, yeah. I'm not doing that. Why not? Because he won't reply by the time we're done working. Call him. No. I can't do it. It will rig once. So far as to climb.

to climb. Straight to horse really see. Oh, he's busy again. Dude, the weather today fucking sucks. The weather this whole week is that. Oh, I like the rain. The rainy cold bit was nice. The humid hot bit, not so nice.

Whatever. Sorry, I'm quiet, I'm typing now, and then everything died. We're just talking about the weather. I like the weather. Talking about how I don't have strong enough opinions to like fight Nick on this.

It's really. I don't want to be wrong. Bad. That's what I'm worried about. I would be. I know what you're worried about. Yeah, you're worried about getting these three sodas. No, I wasn't.

So fucking bad. No, I was more like disappointed. You know, that kind of thing when you're like, I walked over to hand you back so I could turn back around to get the sodas. And you under your breath went, where the sodas? No, that was earlier. Are they in here?

Before you. Are they in the bag? I said, where's the rest of it? Hang on, I text of Gavin. Eric's trying to think of a British show you watched that's like Jackass. Was it Dirty Sanchez? Yeah, a bunch of Welsh dudes.

There you go. You know what? That makes sense. There you go. That makes sense. I was thinking they were proper English lads. And now they were just wild Welshmen. Wild Welshman.

Great name. Yeah. It was the early 2000s. Guy Game was sweeping the nation. You didn't name your show anything. Yeah. We have to stop running into Guy Game in all of these magazines. It can't.

If we do any magazine that's from that like early mid-2000s, I think it's gonna pop up. They can't keep getting away with it. They didn't. Can't think the door. They did. They tried. They did not.

I don't, what consequences that they faced where they did not get away with it? They didn't make any money. Right. Well. They lost a lot of money, actually. Did they? I think so. Okay.

How do you know that? Hopefully. One of the guys who was in the game is a comedian here in Austin. Are you serious? Yeah. One of those Joe Rogan disciples? No, no, no, no, no. Wait, he's a radio guy?

He was briefly. You got to know you had lore about this? Yeah, what the fuck? I'm in stunned silence right now. We've brought a guy game like five times. You know a guy that's, I'm like, what? What? You put the page.

Nick's friend is in the guy. No, no, no, no, no. Nick is friends with Guy Game. So, I'm just saying, that was my reaction when you're like, well, they didn't make any money and where I'm going, what the hell are you talking about? And then you have inside information, so I'm just stunned. Well, I think two of them were.

So one of them was like, the host of the show, I think. If I remember correctly. You know stuff about the host of the Guy Game game? I think so. If it was Matt Sadler, I think it is. I'll check. Yeah, double check that. As Gavin.

He'll know for sure. Yeah, he's my mate. But he was a sidekick on a radio show with Charlie Hodge, who was... It was Matt Sadler. It knows what he's talking about. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is crazy.

Well, and then I guess the lore on it is that, well, obviously, they were doing stuff that was gross and very similar to Girls Gone Wild. Right. But then the thing that got them in trouble is that one woman was underage. Oh, wonderful! She was 17. Wonderful. But her dad had...

given her an ID, a fake ID that said she was 22. Jesus Christ. So they, and they confirmed with everybody, they had them sign waivers, they went through and apparently they had pictures of the IDs and everything, and then there was like a big lawsuit involving it because I think the parents became aware of her being for the game.

This is crazy. That's what you do with a fake ID? Right. You're supposed to go drink it to your phone. Yeah, drunk. Yeah. Holy shit. Those guys, I'm not, I'm just like, I think it all came up.

I'm not even trying to defend it. It's just like, oh, we did not know. This is totally fucked up. And by the time everything was taken care of outside of the court, it, uh, I think it had so much. Well, you know, it's, you know what? I'm taking what I said. Nick's right.

They got fucked in the long run. That's he knew what he was talking about. Nick did, but I feel like, I feel like justice prevailed. No, thank you. I feel like they shouldn't be profiting office at all anyway. That's what I'm saying. Okay. You was saying in a good way.

And we were like, I wish they did, but obviously they didn't. They never got their comeuppance. And I'm retroactively saying it sounds like they did. That was a wild way to end that episode, Nick. No. In the garage. In the garage where it always ends. I want people to rewind and listen to when you were explaining that.

Because in the middle of that, Michael, when you were talking about that, I helped Nick out of the car. Yeah, not watch. I know. And as you were helping him, I just leave him. I just leaned and I- No, no, you grab me, because that's what I thought he was gonna hand me the food.

So then as I held the door so he could get out, he just went, thank you. It was so under his breath. Oh, thank you. Oh, it's kind of be quiet with the episode. Not thrilled about. What do you mean? How dare you interrupt him?

I was, like go back and listen to it. Go back and listen to it and told me your wrong. No, I think it was a perfectly innocent. Thank you. Nick was pleasant. I think you guys are gonna be really into this. The movie? What the hell?

All right. Okay. This is a movie from 2000. It's John! Oh, it's good. I thought he was the hero. Did you get that? Yeah, I think I did.

That's awesome. That guy looked important. I think this is called Ghosts of Mars at John. Oh, yeah. Oh, I never saw it. This was on the other day. Yeah. Dude, this fucking. This is awesome.

All right. That was a cool transition. Yeah, I like how it stuttered. Yeah, yeah. You think that was too. You think that's the movie. It's Dustin. are dusty. Whoa, they sure are. I thought Diablo was a sauce. I have to wipe them.

Now it's a Diablo. Look at that. What it is. Boom. Hey, Nick. No, yeah. Oh, you got all three. Yep. Here's your little deal. Oh my goodness. Is that what took him so long? Whoa. Yeah. Triple double decker. Nice and flat. Oh, no. This is fucked. Yeah. Oh. Just picking it up. It looks the same as the regular crunch wrap, right? I don't. It's more. There it is. It's like too much. It doesn't have structural integrity. Here, edit in a snapping sound like a big bite, like a crunch. Ready?

Whoa, my ears. It was so soft. Yeah. You dustin? Mine's... Crunch, right. Mine's stuck to the packaging. All right.

Don't let us know. One more big crunch. Crunch. He just... He did. He did. He did. He did it.

I'm not going to do it anyway. Well, go back to watch the episode. See if we like this. Sorry we didn't get dirty sodas. I'm not. You should be. Short, fat, dumb, dirty. Hey, we're ending how we started.

Oh, man.