100% Eat - Ending 2025 on a WIN?! %% Hattie B's Nashville Hot Chicken

Episode Date: December 30, 2025

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The show we try every fast food restaurant Mostly fucking dog shit And we let you know if you need it You probably do this week I'm your host Michael Jones Alongside Mikeos Jordan Swears Jordan how are you

I'm feeling I'm feeling very blessed Because It's a Christmas miracle We That's right Christmas He said it Take it back

I'm bringing it back Put the mask back Don't worry, Jesus. I got it. Take that, Christians. And like Jesus, who carried us along the beach, there was only one set of footprints or whatever straight to metaphor that says.

Because we made it to a good restaurant. Well, Jesus was carrying the cross and we were sitting on it. Yeah. The footprints were like, we're like deeper. Yeah, we were just kicking our legs swinging. Nick was like hanging on it. Yeah, you've gone faster. Jesus faster. I can see

Hattie B's up there. That's right, because we did go there. Well, it was a lot of parking lot. Today we're reviewing Hattie B's hot chicken. We will not be reviewing the parking lot, which is good for Hattie B's, but we will be complaining about it. Some other people may have reviewed the parking lot.

I feel like they did, and we're going to find out about that. We'll see what we get to do. So there's Hattie B's is, they're not a ton of locations, but there are two in Austin. There's one up in the domain that we went to. That's enough for us. That's a chain right there, baby. That's right, baby.

Listen, we were going to go to Jew Boy Sliders. There's like one of us. There's two locations. Yeah, Bolden Austin. And the other one's South Lamar. It's been there for a little while. I didn't grab these U reviews of the one on South Elmar because most of them are people going, great food, incredible service.

My car got towed, one star. It's so many people got their fucking car towed from this hatty bees. And they're parking in like other parking lots. Welcome to Waterloo. that's a fact and you didn't even need a piece of paper that's a good one only fact I'm going to learn today

is from Jordan and the ride along is there a way for like that had he be's location to like get those reviews removed because I have no idea it doesn't impact it shouldn't impact their rating it also shouldn't impact someone's decision to go there

if they read their review people are stupid I know I know those people are going to be the ones get their car to be exactly. The people who read the car to review and it has

and it has one star think lesser of the restaurant would have gone there and got their car exactly exactly. Yeah. Now Eric was hoping the car would get towed

and it would have been a five star review. That would have been a five star episode. Right. Yeah. We were calling hoof along because we have to walk to go wherever the fucking car ends up. Well, he's not a stealing spree now.

It's true. Stealing parking. So we tried to park. We tried to park in the parking structure and we kept... Tried is a good word. Man, we kept waiting for other people to wait for people to get into spots

but then there are people that are pulling out of spots that weren't spots. That happened like three times. We watched someone pull out. It was like, oh, we'll park there. Where were they parked? Yeah, that was not a spot. Meanwhile, there's an angry motorcycle body of this.

Dude, the parking structure was one floor that was also a fake upper floor and a fake lower floor that just trap you. Dude, there had to be, what, 25 spots in there? Yes, maybe, maybe, yeah. And then, uh, parking garage. So we end up, seven cars in there with us looking for spots.

Yeah. And then we ended up, uh, parking in a pay lot that had 40,000 spots, one, you can go to watch the ride along this week. It's like, it's like a parking lot for a six flags. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And there's four cars parking.

Make a parking structure in that parking lot. Right. You could stack the parking. It would, you'd be fine. Uh, so. there's like 40,000 spots, one place to pay. And Nick went, yeah, it's over there. And Jordan was right.

It's like two blocks away. It was so far. You're like, where is it? So we just, and it was like an actual station by keypad. Because a lot of places in Austin use Park ATX, which is an app. And you can just download the app one time. You put your license plate number in, your credit card or whatever. And then all you have to do is put like a five digit code in.

Oh, I'm in three, nine, five, two, one or whatever. I guess if it's like a private parking lot, which is... I don't care, figure it out. Which is just such a, like, thing that shouldn't exist anyway. Yes, absolutely. And they have their own system, but, like, that one had, like, a keypad for, like, type in... typing in, like, what's your VIN number? Yeah.

So we just didn't... The N means number. Yeah. Like, ATM machine. Yeah, is not what you say? It's not what. I say A.T. Machine. ATMV. George's a ATM machine.

That's cool. I'm going to start saying that. About to hit up the 18 machine. Because I still want to say... I still want to say machine. Yeah, that's cool. I want people to know I'm going to the machine. The machine part's cool.

I want people to know that I'm going to a machine. 18 machine sounds like a crazy workout or something. So we just didn't pay for parking. And we just parked there and then we just went to Addie B's. It would have been so funny though if your car got a boot or something. Yeah. Once I was hoping for it, but I would have been delighted. Nick was hoping for it.

I would have been. I saw Nick, I saw Nick trying to call. Yeah. I was just calling out loud. He's here! Hey, get him! Hey, hey, get him! Hi, sir, I...

We were walking away and hid it. I can't help but notice you didn't walk two miles. Hey, is there a reason? Did you not see it? It's all the way over there. Yeah, here's the binoculars. Check it out. What do you do with a handicapped spot in that situation?

Because handicapped spots are made to be close to where you're going. But if you're close to where you're going, you're not near that machine. Nope. Nope. Oh, park nice and closed. It's also such a... Let me wheel on over there for 40 minutes in a city. where, like, it's overcrowded.

People are moving here faster than the city can grow. People are still moving to Austin. That's crazy. Wild. Look, it's slowed down, but still, like, we... The infrastructure has not caught up. Hey, you know what, though? Hey, you know what, though?

We're, uh, our carbon footprint. We just got rid of one. That's true. We kicked crazy. That's right. Got rid of her. Yeah, more parking space. Yes.

She had a big car, too. Just the fact that, like, all that space could just sit there. And not be used. Yeah. It's, like, really annoying. Especially at the domain. It's infuriated. I hate the domain.

One of the worst places. Dude, having to drive 25 minutes somewhere. Uh-huh. It's fine, whatever. Yeah. Traffic or not. It's 25 minutes. People get real hung up over.

Like, that blows my mind when someone's like, uh, like those drive 15 minutes, but not 25. Living in a- what are you, it's 10 minutes. Yeah. Austin is like so, like, kind of compact that, like, you get used to things being close. Right. Everything's 25 minutes. Get used to it. Fine.

But, like, when I've complained. I've been guilty of complaining about it. And I come from L.A. where it's like an hour and a half to get something. My anger comes over of like, well, what's it for? If it's like, what are you driving to do? Is it lunch? Is it lunch that you don't really want to go to with people you don't really want to see? Absolutely.

I'd be like, that's like a different thing. That's like not today though, right? It's like a half an hour. It's like a different thing. Oh no, today I wanted to be there. Yeah, okay, good. That's when it's like, ah, it's kind of far. Say it's a lunch at a great restaurant that you want to see people and hang out with.

You're going to be there for two hours. Who gives a flying fuck about 10? 10 extra minutes. Yeah, right? Oh, I'm having a party. Like, yeah. Oh, you're in Round Rock. It's like 35 minutes.

Yeah, it's a five-hour party, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know if I want to go see my friends. That shit drives me nuts. But what pisses me off about the parking situation is, I have no problem driving however far something is. I have fucking, one of my doctors in B caves. It's like a 35, 40-minute drive.

But it's my doctor. I go there like a couple times a year. And it's a giant complex with a million parking spaces. No problem. When I have to drive somewhere that's 20, 25 minutes away, I get to the place and it takes me 20 minutes to get into the place

it's infuriated. We drove by Hattie B's and went there it is and Nick went Are you taking us to Hatt Creek? Is this a funny thing? You did the wrong place? It is kind of funny that Hatt Creek is right next to Hattie Bs.

It's like right across the street. The Hat District. It is the Hattie Street. Start calling it that. So we drove by it and then we didn't get to the restaurant for probably another 15 minutes. It was probably 15 minutes.

I'd say we spent 10 minutes in the garage. Yep. And then... Fucking around. And then... And then looped, parked. And then five. Yeah, walked.

And it was like... We did have a situation where... At least 15 minutes. We were trying to go through the parking structures. This is when we gave up. And then to get to the exit, there was a car in front of us waiting behind another car that was waiting. Oh!

That was turning. Oh, I forgot about this. And then it was like, well, we can either wait for this to sort itself out or drive around them. I just drove around it. And it's a good thing you did because the situation was... It was chaos. It was chaos. another car trying to back up

and another car that we didn't see waiting for that car to back out so it could take that spot and then those other two cars that we originally saw just hanging out at least when Eric got trapped twice

yeah no one was behind him there yeah yeah so he K turned out yeah as we were leaving someone was trapped in the first trap he was trapped in but then another car was right behind them further trapping them immediately and then there was a triple trap

they were they were they were compounding the traps on top of each other and it was like ooh He had to go around a car twice In that park and garage In the same spot The first time you avoided it to get trapped

Went back, went back up Turned back around Got to drive around them again to escape And it was crazy It was a shit show in there I was just like that's an accident Waiting to happen Yeah somebody's gonna get to a fender bender

Yeah yeah It's such a tiny garage Especially at the domain Where everyone's like half paying attention anyway And there's 80 million people Yes 90% of Austin's in the domain For some reason I don't know why

I don't like the domain at all If I can avoid going to the domain I do Yeah. Yeah. Especially it's the middle of the day on a Wednesday. Right. I don't understand why they didn't just build a goddamn mall.

Yeah. Right? It just sucks. Yeah. It's just a mall's worth of stuff. It's flat, because it's like a mile and spread everywhere. But then you can drive through it.

Yeah. And you can't park at one end and be like, I have access to all of the domain now. That's not how. The amount of times I've parked somewhere and be like, now I have to drive all the way across it to go to the other place. That's like not how an outdoor mall. is.

That's not like every mall that I... I mean, that's what it is. It's just a really shit. This is just a bad one. And it's like boozy. So it's like extra annoying. We grew up with outdoor malls. That like it's all the traffic and like shitty and whatever.

And on top of it, it's a bunch of dickheads. Yes. We grew up with outdoor malls. They are malls. They are just outdoors. Yeah. That is it. There's just no roof.

There's no roof. Yeah. This is like a community that is sprawling out and installing more. places along the way. Franchise restaurants and like... Because that strip, we're Hattie Beezes and like, I'm sorry that we're going on this tangent, but... I'm not. I'm not either.

That street, like, what is it? Like, what is it? Like, rock rows or whatever? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, that's unto itself a whole section of the domain that people will go to and just walk that. Yep. And that's separate from the rest of that area. That's like the Nordstrom and the Apple store. That's so far from where I usually go at the domain.

It's crazy. That's the thing. Like, Domains are like North. Uh-huh. So, again, a lot of people are just like, ah, this domain. And they act like the drive is the bad part.

Uh-huh. Who gives a fuck about driving to the main? It's when you get there. It's getting in and sometimes getting out of it. I can't ever, like, I never want to go there. It's like, it's such a hassle.

For what? To go to the Apple store or go somewhere else. We did Shake Shack. We did Shake Shack, not too long ago. That's in the domain. A totally different part of the domain that is across the sheer other side of it. So over the dicks. It's like not even.

attached to it, it's just floating there by itself. The parking lot of the Macy's. Yep, but the parking lot at the Macy's is huge. Yeah. And so that's fine. You part's right there. Yep, way easier. It's, I mean, it is just, anyway.

Yeah, I didn't have an outdoor mall. I had regular malls. Oh, yeah. Indoor style with movie theaters, arcades. Yeah, 800 trillion parking spots. You know, you get like... We had those. There are a lot of parking spots.

The Cardinal entrances. Yeah. And then there'd be like the fifth, like, just mall entrance. It was like you, you're Macy's... Are you going in by the Nordstrom? Lord and Taylor at the Lose Serrino Center I know exactly where everything is

like based on where you're coming to Yeah absolutely I don't anymore I used to If we're parking over at that end at the Nordstrom I know exactly how we are I think it was a E.B. Games I think Macy's was like

GameStop was like You walk out of Macy's in the mall and GameStop was like the third store You go in the back over by the food court it's right across the food court Yeah that's where E.E. Games was Hell yeah.

it's uh i don't know our like high schools were outdoors the malls were mostly outdoors we're talking about high schools in the michael jordan podcast and i was like it's kind of weird that my high school there's no inside parts of like the quad or anything like all the classrooms are obviously inside but like it was all outdoors you go outside yeah to go to your next class no hallways no no like they were the worst there's no indoor like cafeteria like way to eat no they just form a line and then walk down the hallway and you can't get by yeah Oh, we didn't have that. 10,000 kids.

A big, wide open. That's claustrophobia. Oh, trust me. No, it was plenty big. People just still were just like, I'm gonna walk a slow as possible. I don't want to go to class here. Form a chain.

Yeah. Form a chain. It's like Comic-Con. Cut across fields and stuff. Yeah, exactly. The soccer field. My house school was like New York City of like getting through the hallways.

Whoa, and you're Spider-Man? I'm walking here. Yeah, if only. Yeah. He took down the Twin Towers. I thought that was him. No. No.

He's clean. climbing them. Oh, and he's not taking them down. And he's doing Jean-Claude Van Damien splits? You're talking about, uh, uh, what the fuck is it called? What's the Planet of the Vap? Oh, yeah, Planet of the Vapes. We passed Planet of the Vapes again. Oh.

I said we should have Nick climbing the tower, but it should be the twin towers. And he's doing the Jean-Claude Van Dam split in between them. And he's ready to catch planes. Yeah, he's going to rewrite history. He doesn't have time travel powers. Yeah, that's right. Monkey, monkey, monkey, With all the powers of Papa Berger.

Right. But he figured he could rewrite history. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Don't forget he's also the half-child of Lucifer? Yes. Uh-huh. Yes, because he's half demon.

Right. Well, I mean, I mean, yeah. And Lucifer is his father. He's the whole child of Lucifer. Okay. Yes, he is the child of a Lucifer. That's how parents are. I guess you can't be.

Only half of him is my dad. Right. I just start. I have, I've got three parents. I haven't investigated what the hell they're talking about or what it makes sense in in the lore because I've just been. just sort of having it on the background but I started watching the expanse

and the main character has like eight parents what exactly what you're saying I don't remember it's like he it's like he's got like co-op like I don't they all like shared DNA or I'm not sure okay okay it's a point they reference every now and then he'll be calling and they're like do you say like I love you mom and mom

and mom and I was like I saw like a community raising kind of thing it's like everyone's DNA related I don't know maybe maybe maybe it's just like he had two real parents and then was just raised by like eight people that fucked, I don't know. But it's a thing that any time it comes up in the show. Anytime it comes up in the show.

I didn't watch it, but I know of Hung and Thomas Jane is in the Expans. Right, right. Oh, dude. But like Thomas Jane and the Expans, he's got that like weird hat or whatever. He's got a weird hat. Well, he doesn't last very long. And Thomas Jane and Hung, he's got that big dick.

Yeah. Now he can't. In the Expans, he puts the dick in his hat. The Hung District. William Hung. I was just going to say, like going to the Hong District. Oh, you're heading to Chinatown? Nope.

She bang. Oh, baby. He works for the L.A. County Sheriff. He does? Yep. That's cool. Interesting. Yep.

And like in the entertainment department? Why would he work there? He goes. Yeah, that's right. We're getting William Hung. If Gracie was here, she would go, Oh, man. 100%.

100%. Are you talking about dancing with the stars, which I'm heavily invested in for the last one month? One month. 20 years after the show started. It's been one year since I've watched inception. By the way, the Tooby movie that's on out there

is the Dark Night. Yep. Oh, yeah, yeah. We got really lucky with the... I'm awake, baby. Was that Batman's totem? It's Batman's Adam. 70 years old.

Yeah, that's your totem from the safe. If my numbers don't go down, I know I'm dreaming. So I had a whole long hang on, let me kill 5%. 45. I'm away, it literally went from 50. Yeah, I saw it. He's away. Jesus Christ.

It only ticks down in fives. Oh, okay, okay. I mustn't be close. But if I wasn't close, it was going to take a lot of work and I was ready to commit. I say. Nick would have been loving it over there as I pass out under the test. Did he pass out? No, he's just going to

sleep, Monty style. Yeah. See you guys later. Nick loves when Michael's hitting that thing. He'll wake up a little bit. He'll wake up a little bit. You guys ever been Hattie Bees before? No. No. Never ever? I've been to Nashville hot chicken

places such as Tumbled 22. Tumble 22 is the one in Austin. Which was the one that was here like forever. Yes. It was like only Nashville hot chicken place for a while. And I don't, is Hattie B's like more original than? Hattie B's is the first one in Nashville. That's the, well, not the first one in Nashville. That like blew it up.

That made it because there's always Nashville hot chicken. It's always been a thing. But the one from Nashville that really exploded and caused the trend was Hattie B's. I've been there in Nashville. I went to Nashville one time and we made a trip to go to Hattie B's. You went all the way to Nashville? just for Hattie B's? Yeah, that's what I did. Yeah, that's what the fuck I did. Yesterday?

Yeah, it was yesterday also. How was the parking? It was after our delicious burgers? Monkey Burger took me. He flew on his leathery bat wings. I didn't know where we were going and I texted you this morning. I was like, where are we going? Because I need to know if I need to eat first. Yeah. Because it's just this, we've been on so many losses and you're like,

Hattie B's. I'm like, I don't know what that is. I looked it up just on Google alone. I just Googled it. This looks good. Didn't even get to the pictures yet, Jordan. It loaded on Google. and I had 86% and I yelped. I was like, oh, 86? Yeah.

It's got to be better than everything we've ate in the last two months. Like, it has to be. It's not. Then I saw the pictures and I'm like, holy shit, this looks good. Anyway, I'm going to eat dance hamburgers. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Awesome.

I thought it would keep me from going and it didn't. Yeah. If anything, it made it worse because I tried to hold out and then ended up going later than I should have. Oh, awesome. So you had burgers just before. Yeah. Right before.

Yeah. Hattie B's is... Just a single, though. Like, picked Hattie B's because it's a restaurant we've never done, wanted to kind of close out the year on something that was different after A&W, which is another place that was different. Jesus Christ. But...

In a different way. But we needed a win. There's still a free, like, fish piece or whatever. Yeah, it's on the receipt. On the Long John Silver receipt. But they look at the timestamp of the receipt. Yeah. And they give you fish from that day.

No! So you got to get it. So it's the freshest fish they have. Aged fish, yeah. You're in luck. We just got this a week ago. We needed a win. We needed something that wasn't...

We've been on... We've been on a slide. I said yesterday. Burtig and A&W is a generational run of the bad. And it was worse before that, too. I just don't remember what it was. We did the Wendy's 10th. I remember saying yesterday for A&W, I was praying for a 50.

Yeah, yeah. Like, that's how bad it's been. It's been a real streak. Got like a 15. It's tough when we're on a streak. It's been like 30s and under. Yeah. It's tough when we've been on a streak of bad restaurants. Because look, we can make.

something out of nothing and yeah and we have to do it whatever happened yeah it also it sucks when it's so shit it's shit of like it's supposed to be like I like the slop and yes does it it's like I don't like this slop this is not even good like like McDonald's and I'm putting

at like 6070 to remind you okay these foods are getting 20 okay this is not it's been abysmal it's becoming more mode dependent I'm trying to he's taking over kicking for Graky well breakie Gregie oh Greaky do you practice Gricky

my aura is so gricky This is bodywork, accept it. Are you painting me? We're doing Grakey. When you go like this, I'm going to need you to close your fingers more. I'm going to tend some and go like this. Oh, yeah, that's what I'm looking for. You do this, but you go, what are you talking about?

Yeah. I think you missed some paint. But Hattie B's not a ton of them. There's, I think, one in like Chicago area, one in Nevada. That covers it. That covers like 90% of them. population of Las Vegas, and then a few in Nashville, I think a couple in like Alabama. Oh, yeah, now we're up to 91%. No problem.

It's like a smaller chain, but we had to do it. Two in Austin is like, that's good enough for it. It's pretty interesting. Yeah. Yeah. The place at the domain, it used to be a pretty good like Indian restaurant, like kind of, what do you call it, fast casual, I guess? Where you order and just sit down? It's not a sit down place. Yeah. That place was pretty good. I was kind of bummed it closed, and I don't know when it closed, but the Hattie B's is, like, well established now, so they, like, came in quick. They did. They seemed like they turned that place over

pretty fast. They saw Hat Creek down the street, and they said, no confusion here. We got to slam this out. We got established the Hat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think they wanted confusion for people that think they're going to Hat Creek. I just typed in hat and like, whatever pops up. I just typed in hat. I typed in Hat. I'm so hungry. I typed in Hat on Google Maps.

Typed in Hat. All they served with chicken, I wanted a cheeseburger. Also, my car got towed. one star one star i would rate zero if i could food who's good employees were great one star one star uh well do you guys don't you guys never been to had to these you guys want to learn about i don't know today i can't wait to learn what the bee stands for whoa uh we don't figure it out all right we don't do that yep this is going to be from the website yeah because it starts by talking about themselves eric can't do five he has to do

four i'm doing four maybe you don't do the high crew rarely does four you don't do the Yeah, because I don't care anymore. Exactly. He was just going through the motions. Now, you sound like him answering a question. No, he was still a little more direct, and it made sense. He actually didn't care. He does care when he says, I don't care.

You're full. You forgot about traffic again. Stop forgetting about the traffic. You're full. He was full. What aren't you getting? I'm right. I kept misquoting him saying, you're hungry.

because it made sense? And I kept saying that by accident. All right. Okay. We get to rep the city every... Wait, we get... Okay. We get to rep the city everywhere we go,

and we take that seriously. It's why we don't franchise. We only grow when we know we can deliver the standard Nashville expects and deserves from us. Fact taken from Hattie B's website. That's like their motto. Like, that's what they're all about.

Yeah. They don't do it unless they do it right. Yeah. I mean, they said it like assholes, But, I mean, like, it's a good mantra. Don't make crap. I mean, I like that. You went about it in a doucheback way.

That's why we don't franchise. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to, though. Yeah, God, would that be awesome? And also, we'll sell out. That's actually not why we don't franchise. We don't franchise because we haven't had the opportunity.

I don't give a shit about the dipping quality. If a company wants to buy us, we'll do it. If we, no, we should. People should start, like, start up like local chapters of 100% in this community. Exactly. We should have Gracie do it, and it'll be subpar and we'll just fucking, and we'll just raking money. You'll do snacks and relax, and it'll be so confusing,

and people will be like, so are they not reviewing the food? Oh, she'll record the floor or something. Like the phones backwards or something. If you've ever seen the... And people will pay through the nose. Yeah, absolutely. The movie, The Founder, about the guy who started McDonald's. He goes out to Arizona of like one of the first franchises of McDonald's.

And they're like making totally different food. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's like, what the hell? It's fucking great. We're going to do that. Yeah, hell yeah. Oh, that's cool. It'll be a tech review podcast.

Welcome to 100% eat. Today, we went and saw this movie. Gracie's going to tell you what cartoon animals she thinks look like what real people. How do they do that? How? Did they just make that lion and then find a guy that looks like the lion? He came to be in a dream and he looked like Ben Stiller. Oh, man.

All right, what's the beast? It's founded inside of an established cafeteria-style restaurant. Haddy B's was started by the father-son team of men named Nick Bishop. Oh, we got it. The duo experimented with spice levels, different cuts of chicken, and different cooking methods before landing on the chicken we have today. Similarly, our Nick is going to make his kid work in podcast by putting a mask on him and bestowing sauce monkey deputies upon him.

Those duties being insane regularly. Imagine. You can just put the mask on. him. I learned it from watching you. Dude, we were joking about that the other day. I was here with my kids and then Luna walked in with the mask on. I was like, I was saying it was like talking to her like the Greek compliment. Yeah.

Hey, hey kid. Yeah, I didn't tell you, but then she made me put it on. And I was like, oh, it stinks. Yeah, I was like, for like a second. Yeah. And I was like, Jesus Christ, this is his life. Imagine doing that for an hour plus. A little less often.

us off in these days. For better or worse. Try cooking in it with half of the ingredients. Jordan just said he's wearing it less these days and I can tell that Jordan was frustrated. Oh, for better or worse? He's earned it.

For better. For something. For different. For sure. I'm looking at. Better or worse? Because he's wearing less, things are happening. That's all I'm saying. The mask is like turned away from us.

like it can't it's next time it's next time not his time if it was looking at us it'd be like free me from this from this coil this motor toy I'll kill you I'll kill you not now not now I'll kill you I'll kill you put me on

I lust for blood let me time travel talk about this later their first location opening in 2012 haddy bees credits their success to slow expansion not franchising and picking spots in new cities quote with a little bit of history.

So come on out to the historic domain in Austin, Texas, where this place used to be an M-A-D greens. I don't know what that is. Mad Greens. As you said, and Mad, that's what it would confuse me. Used to be a Mad Greens, then an Indian street food,

and now finally a Hattie Bees. It's also next to an orange theory, which is maybe one of the six flags over Texas were not really familiar with history. We don't really know there's, there has to be some kind of history. Hat Creek was one of the flags. Oh, Hat Creek was one of the flags.

So that's what it was near. the historic domain next to a parking structure that you can't figure out but a huge parking lot just like Six Flags so it's great See his typo on an Ann

tricked me into thinking that M was an acronym because you'd say Ann M-A-D Yeah you would say that Yeah that's why I said it And then I looked like a stupid asshole I agree He tricked you He tricked me also who the fuck's ever gonna go to Mad Greens

As I said I'm like oh Mad Greens Yeah nobody it's gone Also stop making salad restaurants Yeah also Indian street food That's gone also Yeah. Yeah.

Well, that place was good, though. That place was good. Right, and they still didn't make it. Yeah. So stop opening salad restaurants. They're not going to make it. Yeah. I can't imagine how astronomically expensive it is.

If what we call the hat district is like that, that corner where it's the Hat Creek, the Hattie B's, the Ginnia and the, um, the VR place. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Three out of four of those things are restaurants. Do you think you could wear? So, like, just the density there is like the competition's already features. They have a VR game where you could just try it on hats.

That's part of the hatch is great Hat simulator You and your friends You're going to try on hats You go oh that looks great Oh that was bad It's right next to the revolver Similarily

Everything else down Down the street from that It's like bars Like Irish pub A cup of coffee shops And he wants you to know He wants you put the mask back on He's getting mad

A little side eye That's a shame That's a shame What a shame You know what's not a shame What's that? Hattie Bees has six levels of spice The hottest being

Shut the clock up Which has a reported 500,000 scovil per bite. That level of heat is equivalent to eating a devil's red tongue pepper, which leads us to believe that guys growing peppers are little freaks who name their creations after their deepest, darkest desires.

The newest pepper? No. Sauce monkeys toes. No. I said him no immediately. No. I hope he doesn't desire his own toes. Other toes are bad enough. Don't desire your own toes. Also, he's a monkey. Does

he have toes? Or those are his fingers? No, he's got toes. He's a monkey man. That's a monkey. That's true. Yeah, remember, he is a man. Saus monkey is a monkey. Yeah, he is a soft. Yeah, he is a son.

Yeah, to your sugar. Yeah. Maybe a little too often. Stop being a man. Stop being human. It pisses me off. He thinks he's just like us walking around about a mascot head on my head.

Remembering traffic. Or not. I'm not sure. I'm not sure what his stance was today. He remembered it. No. No, he said it didn't matter. No today it didn't matter. Yeah, I agree with you. It didn't matter today. I'm on your side

I'm on his side. It didn't matter today. It was a critique of you, not me. Yeah, and it landed. That's right. It hit, dude, like a fucking comment. Like the impact crater was huge. Me and Jordan were so good. You were decimated. We fell apart. We were in the front seat like collapsed. Dude, that right along, that right along is, like, three or four parts where we, like, cover different things. Yeah. First half is, like, just complain about the parking again. Man. Because we just the experience.

Yeah. And then we get into a Gracie kick. And then we get into, yeah, Gracie takes root. Yeah. And then we get, oh, much. When we come up with some new ideas for content? Super playing. Super playing.

Yeah. That was next. Super plane, too. When I was saying when she's going to be so fucking pent up the next time we do actually record with her, not like Ray, and like we see her when it's been like a month two months and it's crazy I can't imagine if it's been like longer than that and and we're like she'll only be ready for play mode and it's like super plane

and I said super playing six and you said super plain God super plain blue and then we all out and said and Gracie would not understand no no no no which is just I made Michael bad it would have been like how do you not know Dragon Ball for fuck sake you live in this world like look around you it's like not knowing Mario you kept

Well, other Gracie moments started flooding my brain and sending them to my mouth. And that's when I got mad. You don't need to go back down this. I'm not. I'm just saying that's what happened. But do watch out for normal mo guys. Yeah. Oh, yeah, dude, I can't wait for normal mo guys. But right now, watch out for this last fact.

Oh, we should start with the trampoline. Look, this is what it looks like when you bounce on a trampoline. Now you want to see it again? Now you know. Pretty cool. Here's it from another angle. This is what this white guy looks like on the trampoline. We should put another white guy in the same trampoline and film it at the

the same speed. We also need to do the thing we're like, when we're filming it, we're filming us filming it. Yeah. So it's like, we go up to the camera. It's like, okay, three, two, one, go. We record, jump. Run, run, run, run. Stop it. Yeah, can we get it to, so where it still records backwards? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Even in normal mode? Right, yeah. Or do we need a lot of light for a reason? Do we still use the phantom? We just speed it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gavin, can we borrow this? I think it does what? Like, like, two seconds. Yeah.

That's all we get. If we spend it up. That's all we need. All right, we're going to jump. Shit. Oh, fuck. It stopped recording before we got it. In 2017, federal prosecutors began targeting

Hattie Bs and other chicken chains around Nashville for anything they could sue over, including inaccessible main entrances and, quote, bathroom doors that require too much force to open or close. You need bathroom doors easier to open? We say take those doors off. If you thought 500,000 Scoville was spicy, Wait until you get the eye-watering stink What happens after it runs through a guy with IBS

Who insists that he can quote handle the heat In front of his kids who are certainly going to look at their dad And in a different light after they're done with dinner Guilty Did kids? They are Throw the book at them I don't understand

We're going to get them These bathroom doors are so hard to open Why are federal I'm going to shoot my pants Yeah I also have the federal prosecutors Target chicken chain specifically Yes

Over this Yep It was so weird. I forgot I was going to say walking back in the car if your car wasn't there I was going to say well we better figure something out

because I'm about to make some Nashville hot chicken soup and then I forgot to say it and then just reminded me of it. Well you know it's a good thing we got it recorded it's gonna be bad. It's gonna be bad it's gonna be bad

so there are the six levels of spicy yeah everyone went three except for me right? There's two that don't have any spice at all yes there's like a dry rub and then more flavor and then there's mild medium hot and then...

Ghost. It's just called ghost. Oh, no, there's always a description. Oh, that was the ghost of the description. It was hubb and arrow's description of five. Yeah. Shut the cluck up. Shut the clock up was ghost.

Yeah. So there was two. And I appreciate they actually even separated on the board. Yeah, they're like, they don't worry about this. And no spice at all? Regular people spice. And there was said like everyday heat. And then it said like heat enthusiasts.

Yeah. It kind of made me think that there were only those three at first. And I go, well, I think I'll go a mile. Same. And I was going to get me. I was going to get me. Because I was like, I can do hot, but if it's the hottest, then there's one there's two above it. And I was like, oh, I did the same thing. Okay, I'll go medium then. Yeah, we went hot. I went hot. Nick went hot. Yeah. And it was like, it definitely had heat. It was definitely, it was definitely, like, it's, like, it's, like, it's that different, like, where you put the, all, like, the pepper stuff and everything, like, in the oil and you're frying it in that thing. And it's like. I definitely wasn't just shit thrown on top. Yeah. No. No. It's. Because that's what, like, I feel like, hangs on your tongue more. And, and, like, makes you, like, suffer. Yeah. Yeah. But this was like, like, like, it went away. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It But you were still hot.

Yeah, I'm like turtle sweat. Yeah, yeah. I think the spiciest thing that I ate were the French fries. Oh my God. Oh my God. Those fries were. That was nuts. Those fries were pretty intense.

It was pretty crazy, those fries. So you get your food, and then you get, like, a side. And I'm like, I get those crinkle cut fries. Like, that's got to be good. I love the sound of that. And then you guys got mac and cheese. And the fries. Does that come hot?

Yeah. Was it warm? It wasn't hot. It wasn't spicy. Was it salty? Not really. I mean, reasonably. Okay.

Like, I'm sure it was salty. To taste. Yeah. Compared to the fries. I don't know that anything was salty. These were, I love an overseesan fry. This was like. They were like Cajun fries.

I feel like the seasoning was already so potent in its construction that they needed to go less on it. There's so much. I saw how seasoned they were and I got excited. And then I ate one and I went even, dude, bro, even before you eat it when you touch it. Yep. You can feel it's like every pore of your fingers. I'm like, holy shit. It feels like I'm putting my hand in sand right now.

I'm touching this fry. I made everyone have one. They were fucking crazy. Yeah, it was so much, dude. I could not eat those. They were so salty. I went searching for ones that had a little less seasoning. Yeah, I could wipe them off.

It was very good flavor. It was like, it was like high water. They were cooked so well. Great fry. God damn, they were good. Better than the A&W. That's for Jesus Christ. And then they were salted like in a way where I think I'm going to have to go home and

drink like a gallon of water, like I'm not going to feel good in like an hour. I'm going to feel like hung over. Yeah. It's, I hope you're going to start hurting. Yeah. I hope you start feeling not good sooner. Oh, hell yeah. Shoot for 30 minutes. I mean, you already are feeling so good. Yeah, oh yeah, you know me. I've been having a great week of feeling

real good. But it's been like, oh God. Why, what's going on? Do you want to talk about it? I don't care. I'll talk about it. Gus talked about it. Yeah. Be brave like Gus. Yeah. Hang dick. demand to hang your dick out

demand that hang your dick out in laser team like I'm the cheese master I got shingles I got fucking you're so shingles it's like what an old person thing like I can't believe that

everyone that I've talked to has had it in like their 30s so confusing I'm trying to remember like Gus got I think I'm just gonna not do it Gus got shingles in like 2012 early 2013 and he's the young one too

yeah he might It might have been about 30s, 36 or something. He was in like his late 30s. Yeah. When he got shingles. Yep. Like I know so many people, when I told people, hey, can't go to this thing. I've shingles or hey, this thing's going to, I'll be later, whatever.

I got shingles. So many people were like, oh yeah, I've had that. And it's like, really? They're like, yeah, it's like I was 24. Yeah. There was a guy that I told. There was a guy that I told and he went, oh, yeah, I had shingles when I was 12. The doctor told me he'd never seen it before.

And it was like, what the, what? That's crazy. The fuck. So I've been dealing with that all week. Dude, if you can go get the shingles vaccine, your doctor will be like, well, you gotta pay for it out of pocket or whatever, because unless like you're 50,

it's not covered by like insurance and stuff. What if you just missed it? Yeah, what if you look 50? So it's, uh, they're like, oh, you gotta go pay for it. Here's my ID, you're good. However much it costs, however much it costs. $10,000. It is worth it.

It sucks. But however. This is a man. It sucks so bad. It'll be $700, sir. Shingles are brutal. Yeah, I remember Gus saying they weren't fun. Yeah.

Did you have chicken pox before? Yeah. I can't spread shingles. I can spread chicken pox. Right. Which is why we've all had chicken pox. Did you make any? Yeah.

Yeah. My little chickadee. Yeah, and then I took him to the hat district. It said chop them up. No, you're spreading into the hat district. Don't do that. It's like when you acquired a child, a child and you would take in the ANW?

Yeah, uh-huh. That was the child that was in your possession, not chicken pot. Yep, uh-huh. So I've been dealing with that all week. You and Gus are the only people I know who've gotten jingles. Dude, it's, it's, it's, but, but they're two of six people I know. It's, it's, dude, it's not a lot. If you can get, if you get the vaccine, yeah, it's crazy.

It's brutal. It's brutal. But, I don't know, it's, uh, I'm glad that. But are you telling us about this? He asked about it. I didn't say anything. I hinted at it. And then you...

Ran with it. You were... You were... You were... I was being crazy. I can tell. It's pretty good. Yeah.

What are you talking about? Why are we talking about chingles? Who brought this up? Who wants to talk about chikas? Who are you? Have I had it? Did I have chicken box? Do I have chicken box?

Can you tell me? Do you know? Yeah. Is there like a sign? I'll let you know. Is there some sort of indicator if I've had it in a couple weeks? Does Minkis need a vet?

Yeah, can I go Can I go hang out with Mingus If I'm exposed Take Mingus now to get chicken pox Because it's only gonna be worse later Yeah, right, yeah Yeah, yeah You're gonna have

Get all, get all Get all, get all, get all, Well, no, you just get them all at Eric's house Right, get me, get all the little children I was gonna say, get Mingus and all Mingis and have a little party And then they'll be a chicken pox party Are you gonna do that?

Eric just, you're not supposed to do that. No, they have the back thing now. Oh, Eric just sticks his arm in the punch bowl and then that's all the kids drink it. I don't remember getting a vaccine for it when I was a kid, but I do remember going to a chicken party when I was a kid. Really?

Oh, I definitely would get a chicken post party. 100%. Yeah, me too. It was called school. Yeah. That's where I got it. How many kids are in your school, chicken box party is there five days a week?

Yeah, there was a kid cough and shit all over themselves. There was a kid on my street and everyone over to that kid's house. Yep. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Directly across the street. Yep.

Yep. And it was like, okay. I mean, my kids have never had it. Really? I mean, they have the vaccine. Oh. Right? Maybe. I don't know. If it existed, then yes.

I take them a doctor and I say, do what you will. Yeah. Go, hey, go nothing to them. I'm the opposite of the vaccine conspiracy theorist where he's like, well, I just, sir, sir, stop explaining to me what you're putting in them, just put it in them. Yeah, but they might have been putting too much. That one keeps grabbing that mask and putting it on like Green Goblin style. Protégé.

Yeah, pro. I think she needs more vaccine. Oh, yeah. It's called the Nick vaccine. What? We're trying to stop your child from becoming a maniac. She already put on the mask. Yeah, she's done for.

It speaks to her now. She holds it up. She goes into the closet in the dark. Yeah, yeah. She goes in the closet in the dark and she sits and talks with it. And then you see her and you go, what are you doing in here? And she just turns around. You coward.

But it's the mask talking to you. Running from who you truly are. I know your secrets. I think I'm saying this picture. This is her sitting at the... Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She just came in here with playing her. She was hanging out in Nick, and she was just using the tablet,

when you're a computer, but zoomed in, this is my face. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. Yep. That's a Michael. Very much your child. Not just the structure. No, also the look.

That's a face you make. This is the face. Perfect. That's exactly what it is. Oh, man. That's the face of Gracie's like, he's so angry. You look mad at me. Yeah.

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See Is This Thing On, now playing in select theaters everywhere January 9th. You don't teach you about the food? Sure. In addition to Hattie B's classic hot chicken, the menu features snack and share bites. Gracie would like that. Like dirty bird fries, Pimento Mac, tender bites, comeback sauce. We were there and I asked if there was anything else. I didn't see this on the menu. You didn't look at the menu. It's on the, which one? They have been out of fucking menu. They had banana pudding too. There's not a lot on the menu. There's a lot of menu. There are a lot of drinks on the menu. I saw those cocktails. We didn't get any. We didn't get a drink. I mean, I'm okay with that. I'm just saying we didn't get it.

There's also fried pickles. Oh my God, then painkillers? Why are you telling me that? It was on the menu? It was on the menu. Oh, what I got a painkiller? Damned waffles. What kind of painkiller? There are also some fun drinks, including cocktails like a painkiller. Let me get to it.

Yeah. Spice rum, pineapple, orange, coconut. While you might need, which you might need after some shut the cluck up chicken. Then there are boozy frozen drinks like the Coke icy, served with choice of Jack Daniels, Sky, or Sailor Jerry's? Who's Sailor Jerry? I think that's rum. But Sky's like vodka, right? Coke and vodka sounds like a bad combo. That sounds, that's, Coke and vodka.

It's okay. Coke and vodka is what we would drink in college when we were out of every mixer in every other house. It does work. It works just enough to get you there. It's last resort, but still in the category of working. But it's on the last rung. What ups it a little bit is if you have vanilla coke.

Yes. Which you never, you never do. That would be nice. It's a, but vanilla coke and vodka's not terrible. Yeah, because it's that, it's that. or you just drink with no mixer. Right. You drink and then you chase the soda.

Yeah, exactly. That's usually what I do. I just drink out of the bottle and drink the Coke as opposed to mixing it, but it does work if you're not a savage and you want to make a mixed drink. Yep. Here are the six spice levels, by the way.

Southern, mild, medium, hot, damn hot, shut the cluck up. How is Southern the least spicy? I don't. That doesn't really make sense, right? It's just Southern fried chicken. I think that's what it's getting at. The rub.

Yeah. I think they're right. I think they're chicken, like the cook on the chicken. It was really good chicken. Doesn't T-22 have damn hot? Yeah. What do they have? They have a spice level called damn hot at T-22.

Time to get litigious. Maybe we'll have to go to T-22 for an episode. Yeah! And then he can miss something that's on the menu. And then when we get back, he'll scream at you. Why didn't we get that? Is there anything else? you guys want? There was too much menu.

He didn't even say too much on the menu. He said too much menu. There was the whole menu on the left side. He wasn't going to read that. Sounds like a you review. Too much menu. You were waiting to pee? I didn't go pee. You can pee whatever you want. Why are you waiting? Yeah, what I wanted. Then you, but you, yeah. But I missed it because they had to pee.

And we didn't have alcohol. You know what you did. Frankly, how dare you? Sit over there with your shingles. Why are we talking about that? Why are we fried pickles? Why was we talking about that? They had fried pickles? Okay. So he just didn't even hear

Michael's giving me a look Michael was hiding behind his paper But he was looking right at me He's I said in the car I don't know if it was in the ride along or not Then Nick's gonna have to start pulling double duty And anybody crazy as well He's doing a great job

He's in he's in super playing mode He's not even at blue yet God damn yeah His hair's gonna get longer and longer That could be another eight ball I'm God. Oh yeah, we were talking about the monkey eight ball where it's like the mouth

or like the eyes or whatever and it shake it. It doesn't have to put it on there. We got it. We have to make this. I think what we do first is like see what they can do as far as eight balls and then design around that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But God, I just make it as difficult as possible for them from the beginning. Yeah, just make this. I don't care what you can do. This is what you will do. Here's what we want it to look like, make it work like that. Monkey eight ball.

Monkey eight ball. Don't tell me limitations. I might have to hire an artist for this. Whoa! Anyway. Okay. The peanut gallery is chimed in. Whoa.

Wow. Okay. The press material, believe it or not, says this. Quote, it's hard to believe it's been almost two years since we first opened on South Lamar, said Nick Bishop Jr., co-founder of Hattie Bees. We've been encouraged by how much the Austin community has supported us, and we're excited to take the party to North Austin and serve up some heat. hospitality, and a whole lot of chicken to this awesome community. Let's talk about the Hat District.

That is the Hat District, baby. Yeah, that one, I had no idea. That's a very generic statement. Do you think they've ever been here? Well, they did their research about all the culture. Yeah, the culture of the domain history. Ah, beautiful. Didn't even know that Haddy Bees was here

until we went down to Coco's or something. He drove by it. There's fucking Hattie Bees here? And it's like, oh, fuck yeah. So we can do it. It's been almost two years since. they open that one. That's crazy. Probably two years by now. Yes. This isn't dated. Definitely

positive. Because he gets old-ass information all the time. It's true. I try to find the craziest press release. This is from 2023, probably. They might be 2024. But, what, which was a leap year. Yeah. Oh. We were really, set the clock. We were really talking about it. Set the clock. Guys,

I thought we're going to wait until 2026, but we just can't. We got to get out now. The leap year day has to be a day off. It has, leap day. It has to be a day off. It has to be a party day. Why is it a holiday? Why is it celebrating?

We have 80 holidays a year. We have all the stupid events that everybody celebrates. You have like best friend day and shit. And everybody does shit. Leap day needs to be a day off party day crazy style. So set your clocks. Let 20, 28. And get ready because we're going to party on leap year day.

We are. Yeah. In 24 hours. So help me God. Even if it's, you know, this goes under. two years before that. That's right. It's a Tuesday. We'll come back. It's Tuesday. It's Tuesday. I looked it up.

That's good. We record on Tuesday. What's the, what's the date? Read it. I think it's February 29th. I know. I just wanted him to do it to make it official. This is where you announce. All right. On February, Mark your calendar. Tuesday, February 29th.

That's all I wanted. Yeah. That's going to be your leap day. And he refused. Yep. Take the day off now. Yep. Tell your employer. Dude, I'm celebrating leap day, bro. We're looking at it like a Doug funny quail man fun day situation. We were talking about this.

You guys were both so hot on that. You just pulled it out. Remember when Quail Man made fun day? And I was like, I'm so glad you brought that. Because that's exactly what I was thinking of. Yeah, that's how we should celebrate leap day. Yeah. That's an extra fucking day.

They don't call it leap year. Like, it should be leap day. It's just one day of the year. It's not the whole goddamn year. It's just something that is so infrequent and weird that, Why wouldn't we take the day? You're not losing anything. Right.

You're already planning on 365 days all the time. So you're not losing anything. Take a day off. Yeah. Take a day off. And you have, like, 26 months notice. Yeah, you got a lot of notice. Get that PTO in.

Uh-huh. Playing, play in. It shouldn't even be PTO. When you go, when you go to the office, go put in for February 29th, 2020. Do it. And if the calendar doesn't let you. you send an email. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm getting ahead of this now. CC your own personal email also so you have documentation. We're going to do it. Yeah, and just play to play hooky or me. And what we're going to do is because we care so much. Yeah, we'll be the only ones working on that day. That's right. Yeah. We're going to provide a fun party for you.

We'll live stream party all day long. Yeah. Yeah. Drugs, drinking. Hell yeah. Eating, whatever. Anything's legal on Leap Day. Do you want to do a trial run this weekend?

Yeah. Which day? You're busy. Not anymore. What? It just cleared his calendar. I did. I just cleared my 2028.

But if you do take time off for leap day, send us a picture. Yeah. I want to see what that request looks like. Yeah, right? I want to know how many people, especially, I feel like anyone's invited, but I assume the Discord is going to hit it really hard. Yes. You know, the...

The Discord is so good. The patrons and the Discord. Right now. Yeah, yeah. Wait, I want you to get a... Hype, ride this hype for two years, and it'll never disappoint. You're not going to believe the surprises we have in store. We will definitely plan it before a week in advance.

We won't not forget. Don't worry about it. Guys, I say we'd be professional about this and we tackle it January, 2028. Wow. Really solidify what we're going to do. That's how much I care about it. January. Yeah.

Pretty good. Okay, cool. It's not crazy. Yeah. January 29th. Well, lock in for Leap Day. 2028, we're bringing it to you and a big day off, but

I'm hearing Air Buddy might be there. Whoa! Maybe it's gonna do a flyby. It's gonna crash. Maybe it, maybe. Maybe a new off topic. Whoa. Oh, well, I mean, there's always new Air Buddies.

Yeah. Yeah. Those dogs get wiped out mid-filming. Yeah, yeah. I'm not worried about two years. It doesn't matter to them. Two years from now, we're getting a fresh dog. That's not even born yet. Everybody is like a title you like, you like, it's like Batman. Except that's really just the one.

one guy. Right. Yeah. Right. Like, we were complaining about how the dark night rises sucks. Some of him sucks. Four white guys talking about dark night. Hell yeah. All right, hey, we got our review of haddy bees. We need to hear from you in a second we call you review. You review. It's like I can still hear her. I'll go first. Okay. All right, go first. What? Huh? I don't know what he said. Who's talking? I'm not looking at everyone so I don't know where the sounds are coming from. Which white guy said that? I'm trying to get into character. Oh, you're going to do great.

All right. Austin S says, just got home from eating at the new location in Austin, and it wasn't even 10 minutes in our drive home before my stomach, and the entire inside started feeling like they were being ripped apart. My stomach only reacts like this to highly processed foods, which I hardly ever eat. Matt want to think twice before going here and eating this ultra-processed food,

says my tummy. What? Like, what did he think? he was eating. Um, this is highly ultra-processed food. The fast food place? My stomach only reacts to the... It's also the spicy...

Yeah. Chicken restaurant. Also, it's such bullshit. Like, that is such bullshit. Yeah. This guy eats crap all the time. Guaranteed. And it's totally fine.

Yeah, but it's not... Hey, I got shut the fuck up hot. And I don't know why my stomach's all fucked. Yeah, it's just regular process. Well, I mean, processed or not. I couldn't care less. One, you're right. It's fast.

food. You don't know it because your tummy. You're a fucking idiot. You're a moron. And as to Jordan's point, it's spicy chicken. Also, only mad needs to think about it. I'm going to shit my brains out later and the food was great. Matt want to think twice. Only Matt wants to think twice about it. Matt. So if you're Matt, think twice.

This is so stupid. So dumb. Yeah, I don't even want to spend more time on it. I didn't even read that one. It made me mad. Didn't even mention the parking. Yeah. Interesting. It probably got a spot pretty easily.

Susan M says, First time ordering from here and had hopes for some deliciousness. But no! I ordered my chicken tenders mild. And first bite and they were raging hot. Second bite was spicier than the first. No flavor. Just extreme mouth burning heat.

Kohl-Slaw was overly creamy and bland. No tang nor crunch to it. Not the time to use nor. And the worst disappointment was the blob of disgusting banana pudding. They had that. It was like an artificially flavored cornstarch goo

looked old, brown, and possibly out of date. Shut up! One taste indicated it was way quote off and eat no more. She put a quote in at the beginning of this sentence and I don't know what

it's going to end. I don't know. There was a quote in a quote. I didn't venture into the and cheese and the sweet ale bread slice and no name pickles just added insult to my $30 injury. Wow. Okay, why don't you even mention the mac and cheese? You didn't get it? I got spicy chicken. I got spicy chicken. It was so spicy. It was spicy. If mild is raging hot for you, you should not be eating anything with spice on it. You shouldn't be going to a national

hot chicken place. I believe Susan thought it was raging hot. I don't think it was like she got the wrong spice by accident. And that's why Southern is on the menu. Get that. Maybe the menu was too big. She didn't read it. He didn't say it was too big. He just said there was so much menu. He said so much menu. So much menu. Banana pudding.

Banana pudding. They have it. I don't know what it means either. It was all right. It indicated danger. He got scared. He got pissed and pissed off. He got mad at the word. Don't show red to the monkey. Like. you're out of your mind like for everything she complained about

was I disagree just talking about a review that's actually talking about the food yeah it's like you're out of your mind you're out of your mind not that hot I believe that again

that it wasn't that hot and she just doesn't eat hot food and it was raging that's your fucking fault maybe it was ultra processed that's your fucking thought that's what it was messed with her tummy so ultra-process that's how she knows

no heat yep I don't know why you would go to a Nashville hot chicken place if you don't eat spicy food. But you're also at, it's hot in the goddamn name of the restaurant. Both Susan and Austin. It's like the chicken, that's real hot chicken. Don't pay attention to like

how food interacts with their bodies. But they think they do. They think they know, but they actually don't. But then moving past that, you're out of your mind. Yeah. The chicken was had no flavor. You're fucking nuts. That is crazy. The chicken doesn't have flavor beyond heat as nuts. The chicken tastes so fucking good. But also

maybe this is an area or two. The worst disappointment was the blob of your worst disappointment was the pudding Nashville hot chicken. Nick didn't even know they had that. Yeah. The menu too big. It was old, brown, and possibly out of date. I guarantee it was not out of date.

No. They're not serving expired banana pudding. Also, good banana pudding looks like a blob. That's what it looks like. I don't know. That's what it is. It's a fucking blob. Putting is blob.

Putting his blob. Something about. Unless you're in the U.K., in which case it's bread? Yeah, bread is that. The only thing, that or you just whip the end of it. But it's still a blob. You just, you've just whipped the blob.

That's it. Whether it's flat and mushed or whipped fancily, it's the same shit. It's whipped blob. It is whipped blob. Whip blob! One more. Last one. Simple Susan. You want to do it? You want me to do it?

I'll do it and go for it. Take some time off. Thank you. Leap day's coming up. Oh shit. I'm putting it on my camera. Angel C says, I went there for lunch today. I walked in and sat at the counter and waited for about 15 minutes.

No one even acknowledged me. I decided to leave and asked for a manager. Where? You left. I told the manager about my experience. He said that they didn't have table service or service at the bar that they only took orders at the register. Not one server even asked if I needed anything. if I had already been helped.

When I went there last week, that's a sentence. I walked in and sat at the same place. They took my order and I had great service. I don't know why today would have been different. Well, because they never do that and they probably shouldn't have done it in the first place.

So you just assume. I think somebody, I think there was a different, I think there was a different worker on that day who went, I'm going to take pity on this poor dumb soul and help them out. Who's clearly don't know how this restaurant works.

Anyone sitting at the table is probably waiting for their food. Yes. Because they've ordered it already. Uh-huh. Yeah. I think that's why no one asked us, do we need anything? Because we were waiting for food. Yeah.

We were ordered and we had drinks and we were waiting for food. Not one person interacted with us until they brought the food out. It also- Because we ordered the food. It wasn't confusing at all. What? What? The big register? Exactly.

Like, you walk in? Right. It wasn't confusing at all that you don't sit down. It's not a sit-down table service restaurant. Where's the hostess that sits me? Like, where in that place Does it feel like Someone will surely come over and take my order

There were two guys working there That's it It was crazy No one is going to There were no like bar stools Everything was just tables Not a I mean bar stools At a counter

Not a bar. No Like none of that makes sense How did she leave and then get a manager? I was thinking the same thing She go to Hat Creek Oh do you Do you think she's in the hat district? Yeah.

They all manage the same. She left Hattie B's, went over to Hatt Creek. I decided to leave and ask for a manager. Outside? He was chilling. Who works here? Hello? That's a crazy review.

That is crazy. These are crazy in a way that aren't funny, but piss me on. Hey, guess what? Hey, guess what? None of these people, especially the last one. Because the last one seems like kind of extra insane. Yeah. Because it's like they're doing it to get pissed off on purpose.

Well, it's just like, these other people are fucking idiots, right? Of like, my stomach knows about the process. This person just went in, did not order the food, and then got upset, no one took his order, and then decided to leave. Like, that's a normal person going about it just in an idiotic way. That person will never get the un on the tea. That's where I was leading that to.

When I went, people won't get it. That guy won't get it. That doesn't understand order under order here, and they don't do table service. Michael and I were getting the drinks, and I was looking at the lineup, and then they have like, the three teas and lemonade.

What do you, like vats of them? Yeah. Yeah, seven from the soto machine. It's where they would keep your fresh brewed root beer if they were to make it. Yeah, they didn't. Fonle. They didn't.

So they had unsweet tea, sweet tea, lemonade. But the way they label them, the first one just says un, and then the other one says sweet. And the last one says lemonade. Yeah, lemonade. And it's like, I thought that was pretty clever. It's like, oh, this is the unsweet tea. Right.

I went to get some sweet tea, went towards sweet, as I'm getting a tea, I looked at it. I was like, on, what the fuck? Oh, I get it. Yeah. But I had a second where I was like, what is un? And before I even finished the thought, I figured it out. And then you were like, oh, that's like clever. And I went, it is. The problem is, if it took me a second to figure it out, 90% of people are not going to ask, like, where's your tea or what's on?

What is on? What is this? What I do with on? Now, again, maybe if it was just by itself, sure, it's a giant vats is on next to sweet. And so it's like, oh, in the context, it's common sense. The guy who didn't know that they had to oil. at the order here now is not figuring out un. Dude, if you guys had the un here?

It's pretty good. I don't know what it is. Dude, I like to mix the un with one in. It's kind of like a tea. I like the un with the sweet. Well, I mean, I did mix it, but... That's the sweet is so sweet. You got to cut it.

The sweet is too on. Yeah. Way too on. Well... I just like to imagine, though, though, this guy walks in, sits down and just goes... Yup. Yeah.

Starts twindling his thumbs. He's like this. Boy. Boy, I'm hungry. Wow. 15 minutes. Also, do you see other people in 15 minutes? Right. Coming in and ordering.

That place was bumping. Yeah. You're watching people order their food. There's so many people behind us by the time we get in our food. Everyone that walks in is ordering then sitting down. Huh. I'm leaving. I wonder why they're all doing it wrong.

Yeah, where's the manager? I wonder why all these people are doing it wrong. It's crazy. They don't know. I came here last week, end of a sentence. And they came to me. Could of. Well, uh, that's your review.

of Hattie B's, but we have our own review Jordan, we'll start with you, what did you think of Hattie B's? Place is pretty solid. It's got to be said. Yeah, it's good. I think it's good, period, good, but especially after our run. Oh, yeah. A welcome of blessing, to be sure.

Yeah, it is. Oh, man, we really, since P.F. Chang's, Firehouse subs. Oh, God. The last good one. Wendy's, Burger King, A&W. Four in a row. For crap in a row.

I'd love to know the average score of that. Yeah, not nice. P.F. Chang sounds like 10 episodes again. Not high. Yep. Oh, man. I knew it was a bunch. God damn, dude.

But yeah, the chicken is just cooked so good. It's so perfect. Like, the right amount of juicy, the right amount of crisp. I got the medium, which was just hot enough. Make my nose run a little bit. Make me a little warm.

But the flavor doesn't, stay on your tongue the whole time, which is a good, that's a good experience for hot chicken. I feel like even Tumble 22, like, they get there. Oh, yeah. Because, like, it compounds.

It never goes away. Exactly. That's a bite you go with. This, it's like hot, Grant, I only got hot. That's so I don't know about the hot. I might be able to handle the hot. You could.

Yeah, you could for sure. Because it's like hot and it goes away. And then you take another bite and it goes away. I flirt with danger at a T-22. Yeah. And it gets pretty hot. It gets real hot. Because it doesn't go away.

Dude, so does cluckers. Max hot, it's hot as fuck. Yeah, it gets, it gets going. I've gotten it before, and it was brutal. I was, like, sick, too. I was, like, congested. I was just crying. Like, my eyes were tearing up,

not just, like, from the heat, or just being like, oh. But, yeah, I think I could, I could probably... You could. If we went back, I'd try the fourth one. I got the tenders, the three-piece tenders. Yeah. I think that's the way to go.

I'm, I don't think a hot chicken sandwich, ever works very well. Yeah, I get it. And it's the same thing. It's just tenders on that thing. And then they sit on a slice of bread and then by the time you eat all of them, the bread is like,

moosh and soaked with the hot spices. Then you eat some hot bread. I liked it a lot. The fries, though, crazy. Crazy overseas. They need to chill with that. It's nuts.

You guys got the mac and cheese. I think a place like this that does the chicken really well only gets elevated by the soft. And I don't think the sides really Yeah, they didn't blow us away Really did a good job. No, no, I agree. The fries were cooked great Great seasoning too much. Yeah, the macaroni and cheese

It was pimento mac and cheese The cheese was fucking really good They overcooked the macaroni. The macaroid was like it was like K-Sy macaroid was so soft. It was like soft It was squishy macaroni but like the cheese outclass the shit out of it Yeah, which if anything was a disappointment because it's like you've put the effort into having like good fucking like artist in cheese or one of the

It's not just like the yellow shit. Yeah. But it was like the same subpar noodle under it. Yeah. That's a little disappointing. But the un was really good. Yeah. Got the un was good.

Sweet was good. Eric got confused by the lemonade part. Draw me for a look, but I went, what's unsweet lemonade? And they're in all three vats. Yeah. Oh, no, I get it. Yeah. It took me a little.

It's just, you listen. I got there. So again, imagine somebody. Yeah, right. And then I took a guy leaving it. Imagine a true idiot. Right. So then I took a seat at the bar.

and I started going, where are you? Can I get an order of on, please? Or what? I think it's an 84, though. 84. It truly is a reprieve from what we've been going through. Yeah, definitely. I hadn't had T-22 in a minute.

Maybe we should go. Yeah, I think we do. So that I can compare. I was thinking, from what I remember, their chicken is a little more crispy. Yeah. It's a little bigger also. This was real crispy,

at least for the, I got the chicken sandwich. It was real crispy, like on the edges. Yeah. But the middle wasn't as crispy as like Tumble was kind of throughout. But the chicken is juicy and good. Chicken was so juicy. And for the sandwich, I got the fried chicken sandwich. Dude, it was fat.

It was like that thick. The Tendies looked good. It was a little sloppy. But it was like good drips. It wasn't like congealing. I get that. You know? It was just like juice pouring off instead of just like fat and greet once it was fat.

But it wasn't just, like, greasy as shit. Sounds ultra-processed. Yeah, it was ultra-processed. It was a lot of, like... My tummy! Like, fresh chicken and all the flavors of the spices juice. Yeah. And it wasn't, like, a disgusting cheeseburger, like, greasy mess.

Um, they can do better on that macaroni. But it was really good. I really enjoyed it. And their blue cheese was really fucking great. Oh, the blue cheese was great. It was strong. Yeah. Like, like, Texas hates blue cheese.

Yeah. I don't understand. Like, there's so many chicken places. I don't have blue, or not even chicken blaze, but like, like Alamo. Yeah. They don't have blue cheese at Alamo. Yeah. Yeah. That's nuts. That you sell chicken tenders and you don't even fucking have blue cheese in the building.

I got the ranch and I was a little disappointed. I think it was a little, a little water, a little watery, a little, uh. Yeah, this was, they could have done more buttermilk cooking. Yeah. The blue cheese was really thick. It was a lot. It was strong. It held up against the spice. It was stinky. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not a blue cheese guy, but like the way you describe it, I'm like, maybe I should. Is it? If you're, if you're a blue cheese. guy. That's the blue cheese. Yeah, I want. Yeah, we stole more for Nick.

Something thick would have been nice. This blue cheese was like the spicy brown mustard equivalent. Yeah, some blue cheese is like yellow mustard and it's like the good shit. The blue cheese flavors there, but there's no fucking chunks. It's not thick. It's just like liquid. This was not that. And it was a

a decent sized cup too. Yeah. Yeah. They were like for the dippers. They weren't tiny. I'm going to give it an 87. Oh, 87. Also, especially right off the heels of Burger King and everything. How much was it? Oh, before Tip, it was $62 for four people. For four people. And we spent $90 at Burger King. We had Gracie and stole a lemonade,

but, yeah. Yeah, we made it out of my car. 85.5. Fucking finally. We're saved. Oh, I highly recommend this place. Closing the year outright. Yeah, 80. 85.5 for Hattie B's. If there's a Hattie B near you and you haven't been there. Check it out. It was really good. I think it's worth it. If you're traveling to a place that has a Hattie B's,

I think it's worth it to go to a Hattie B's. I think it's worth going to Nashville for it. Especially if you don't have like good chicken places. Yep. Oh yeah. Especially. Yeah.

Yep. Commission or do like a poll in your hat district to see if people want a Hattie B's. Yep. Smart. There you go. Well, that's our review of Hattie Bs.

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