100% Eat - Eric's Brains are Leaking Out %% Buffalo Wild Wings Bottomless Apps & Mt Dew Radler

Episode Date: July 22, 2025

Michael's starting HOT and Nick is falling apart but no one is falling apart more than Eric who almost died? Graysie came and ate with Our Heroes but, due to injury, was not able to record this episode at a later date. Either way, this bottomless app/Mt Dew radler combo is like more bottom of the barrel than bottomless treat? You want Graysie? You should watch this week's Michael, Jordan Podcast that is so off the rails, it's unreal. Grab a shirt before the Switchfork comes back (early September?) over at https://100percenteat.store NOW but which old prints should we bring back?Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Sponsored by HelloFresh. Thanks HelloFresh! Get 10 FREE meals and a free item in every box at HelloFresh.com/PERCENT10FM Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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to let you know if you need it, you probably do. I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co-host, Jordan Sweers. Jordan, how are you? Now you know how, well, good. Shut up, say it. Are we time traveling? Yeah, no. Answer it, say how are you? Now you know how? Well, shut up, say it. Are we time traveling?

Yeah, no, answer it! Say how are you? Bad! You know how all the time when he says, Michael, are you ready? And I say no, and he starts the intro? Yeah. I just did it to him.

Whoa, reverse monkey! He was like, wait, it was like 10 seconds. Reverse monkey! And then the music started playing, but he was already talking. Well, he should've just let it run behind, he turned it off. Now that's weird.

We ate the food four days ago. So confused. Reverse monkey. He's flummoxed over there. That guy does it to me all the time. Every time. Nope, I ask. Yeah, and then if I say no, you do it no matter what I say.

He doesn't care about the answer. He presses no matter what I say. Michael makes sounds. Me go. He asks the ask. You've experienced the Nick now. But he asked and that's what matters. Right. This rocks.

You say yes, I do. Except for one time. Michael's spun up now. And now then we're even. If it's actually one time, which I don't believe at all. It's one time. Whoa, wow. Hey guys, you go back and you tell us how many times

Compilation You experience the music playing and Michael going okay Robot tomato is going through Goes I knew they bring this up at some point. It's fucking tattooed on him already Yeah tattooed on him already. Like prison break? Yeah! I was gonna say memento. He's got a memento. Dr. Robot Tomato has a memento style tattoo all over his body for this podcast.

Remember, Remember Sauce Monkey Jenkins. Do not trust this man. Now we're talking. Don't believe Sauce Monkey's lies. Sauce Monkey killed your wife. yeah that now that no that I believe we're coming off a hot streamly signing hot hot hot

and we're recording a podcast now and it was wet wet wet when the power went out right before we started it was dark dark dark dry dry dry it's moist not dry dry dry it's muggy as shit outside. I just went out to my car, it sucks. It's way worse than when it was raining. The summer has been unrelenting.

I was driving home from Dallas last night. Wet, unrelenting wet. Yeah. I was driving home from Dallas last night. It stormed so hard on the drive home. It was like, are we gonna have to like pull over? Like that kind of thing. I've never had to do that before living here.

I've had to do it like three times this month. It's crazy. It was like sheets falling straight down. It was like driving in a waterfall and people were just dead stopped on the highway, just waiting. What are you supposed to do? I was like, this is fucking crazy.

We threw, was it Hillsborough or something? Like the, you know, the Buc-ee's out there, that's where we were going. At the split. Yeah, so it was raining so hard. You can't fucking see. It was crazy. The lightning and the thunder was like so close, so loud.

Did it help you see? Yeah, for one second, then you go, ah, ah. And then you didn't know where you were going. There was a guy who was driving on the highway. It was 9 p.m., had to be drunk. Just, I'm over on, there was, we were giving him so much space and no one was in front of him.

Stay away from that guy. He's over on the shoulder. Now he's going the other way. Now he's going back. Maybe he was dodging the rain. He was dodging the rain. So he was in the middle of the highway and I just, I honked.

I'm like, dude, what the fuck? This is crazy. I honked. Please tell me he slammed on his brakes. He rolled down his window, stuck, it's pouring rain, stuck his whole fucking head out and just looked at me. Like driving? Like he's a conductor on a train. And then kept weaving and weaving.

And then finally, after a bridge where the rain, you know, the rain stops, there's a bridge. And then he's on the other side of the bridge. He pulls over to the shoulder. Not under the bridge, just after the bridge. No idea! Now's the time to stop. And we just went, well, he's either about to chase us

or we're done here and we were done. It was so bizarre, was he either about to chase us or we're done here? And we were done. It was so bizarre, so crazy. That's how the weather's been out here. And this is like same day, two days or whatever. The most insane hail storm ever. Everyone was dead stopped. It was like five minutes of just my car

getting fucking hammered. And I'm just like, we're just waiting here. I hope this is gonna be over soon. Didn't you have like two cars? Yeah, two cars get totaled in a hail storm four years ago. That was a couple of years ago, yeah. Fucking crazy.

It's been, this summer, I know is weird because my grass is all alive still. All of my grass is alive. I had some friends come and visit and he was like, we're having coffee. He's like looking at the backyard and he went, it's the first time I've ever seen your backyard like alive. Cause I'm usually here in like July, August

to come and visit. And dry. Yeah. And he's like, I've just never seen it with grass. Yeah. My grass won't stop growing. Yeah. Dude. Just shoots all the way out. You know, that's a big mower. That's how they get your money.

Oh. Grows down here, making your grass grow more. Yeah. And although all the lawn mower companies like. John Deere. And. Husqfarna. Yeah, Husqfarna.

Black and Decker. I got you there. Whoa, look at that. They're getting us and I've had enough of it. Finally, someone takes Big Mower down a peg and it's the 100% Eat Podcast. Yeah, that's right. And we're gonna go on strike and not cut our grass. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna peg Big Mo or hell. Yeah, you're gonna peg him. What? Why is Nick taking his feet out again? Yeah You have never seen this man whip his foot out faster than that streamily event. I was signing I Already gave him an out to not do it and he's holding his sock going I'll do it in between my toes And I didn't want to know that's a horrible idea. Have you experienced the woman? on the list If you didn't experience the

Anybody know I know what you're talking about If you didn't watch the Streamily event where you could buy autograph prints and we signed it on stream, whatever. Hey, thank you very much if you bought it. Or if you just showed up. If you, fun to watch, didn't want a print or anything like that, boy, that was still a stream.

I had a great time. We had a few hundred people and it was a really good time. We could have done it without that part of it and still had a great time. Well, let's not do that though. Yeah. That's how we make money. There's gotta be a reason for it.

Yeah. Right. Mm-hmm. What are we, just gonna do it for fun? Yeah. Hey, what did we eat? I don't know. I don't remember.

What? We haven't eaten shit today. Hey, me neither. Buffalo Wild Wings, Bottomless Habs, and Mountain Dew Ragler. Yeah. Let's talk about it real quick. By the way, Grac Dew Ragler. Yeah. Let's talk about it real quick. By the way, Gracie was there. Yes she was.

No, hey, four days ago. This week's Michael Jordan podcast, I hear is really incredible. It is. Because you weren't there, but Gracie was. The energy when this guy leaves, I couldn't believe it. What ride along? Why did Eric leave?

He fell down. Dad fell. He went down the stairs and hit his head. I walked in and this guy's got an ice pack on his head. Jokingly I go, would you go down the stairs? And he's like, and then people started showing me video of you going down the stairs. Slow as shit like everyone.

Four steps or so from the bottom. He somehow does a fly, a front flip, boom, so on the bottom on the somehow does a The front flip boom head on the tile it was over and neither one of them really filmed it I thought the bit was over and Eric was like, okay, I'm just gonna try to get up and then suddenly Boop I did try to get up and it sent me and the loudest the thunk Oh the loud thunk. It was this part of my head. I walked in it was just like somber Yeah, and then you were like kind of you know, that's behind the door. was this part of my head. I walked in, it was just like somber. Yeah. And then you were like kind of, you know, that's behind the door.

I turned around and you're just like... Ice in a rag, just holding against my head because the swelling was crazy. Oh, it was a lump. The well was instantaneous. It was crazy. Then it was just a lot of like... Well, this is really kind of...

Kind of put a bit... Just kind of killed the vibe. Put a camper on everything. And it sucks. And it throws up the vibe. I guess we'll go eat and it sucks. Throws up. It sucks because we were having a lot of fun. Michael was running a little bit late, but Gracie was there. And so Gracie saw the Snoopy Stone cone maker and immediately screamed and said that we need to make some Snoop cones.

So we did. And that's like a 10 minute video. It'll be on Patreon. It was like it was a lot of fun before the disaster That's right. And then the disaster struck and then it was a whole different day. Oh, yeah And from what I remember Yeah, he really killed the vibe We're just gonna sit and I like well, we'll go. Yeah food. I guess see if he like throws up falls asleep

We were and boy I will say now that we're kind of on the other side of it, a little sleepy and a little sick. Little, little bit. I've never seen you go to the bathroom so many times. Because I had to like- He came back to change the rag. Dude, that bathroom. It changes the dressing room.

Dude, this is the same Buffalo Wild Wings with the bathroom where the guy took the phone call. Eric went in so many times, he's a salesman now. I went. He sold four houses during that. I closed the deal. He was like, oh, I'm getting a phone call. I gotta go to the bathroom.

Yeah. I went to, I went to go piss and then I was like, I came back and then I went to go piss again because I just kept drinking water because I didn't feel good. So I just kept drinking water because every time I had a drink of the Mountain Dew Rattler, it made me feel so much worse. Yeah. So and then I'm like, okay, I just had like all this water and you'll piss again. I walked in, there's like nine people in the bathroom.

It's just like, we're all congregating, waiting or whatever. Why are there so many people in the bathroom? There's no one at the Buffalo Wild Wings. Yeah, we walked in. Why are there nine people? They were all in the bathroom. So it's like,

probably not gonna do the episode. We don't wanna beat it to death like Eric's head. So we're just saying nothing. But also like, he's got a cut and a giant lump in his head. So I can't make fun of him. Which I told him to be fair, just say no pisses me off. I'm mad at you for it. That was the maddest part. I'm mad at you that you've taken this from us.

It's like, it's not going to be fun. So we're just going to whatever. Gracie, wee pizza! Guys, did you try these fried pickles? And we're just like, I mean, is Ericzzan! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! and then she clocked it and she went, what? Huh? No. Not me. It wasn't my fault. And then it was like, okay, well now she's not having fun. And then I went, hey, you guys do the Michael Jordan podcast because I'm gonna go home

because I'm probably gonna have to go to the hospital. Oh my God, oh my God. This is like near the end, by the way. Yes, yeah, this is like the end of it. Because it's like, I thought it was pretty obvious we're not gonna do it, but like, I don't wanna like have him go, I can do it, I can do it.

No, no, because every time he'd leave to go to the bathroom, it's like, we're not doing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, yeah, I didn't say it. Here's what we should, what if we do this? It's like, oh, he can do it, I can do it. No, no, because every time he'd leave to go to the bathroom, he's like, we're not doing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, yeah, I didn't say it. Here's what we should, what if we do this? Is that, oh, he's coming back, hang on. Hey, buddy. You're recording?

Eat the chippy. So yeah, we'd like, you mentioned this near the end. Yeah. Like, you should probably just go home and get yelled at by your wife, which is what he was dreading. He's like, I'm gonna get in trouble. She wasn't thrilled. I'm gonna get in trouble. She wasn't thrilled.

I'm gonna get in trouble. Like she was like, why did you do that? Why would you even do that? And I'm like, well, hang on, you should have done it right. Yeah, yes. To be fair. That's not why did you do that? Why did you do it that way?

The worst part of the whole thing is that we almost got the shot twice. But we didn't either time. And that's not a blame on either one of you. Well, you made the loudest noise I've ever heard. So I was looking looking here's a filming also. I don't know if we can like release the video We should also shit. It's not a good. It's not a good value. It's not It's not even like my spine and my directly straight downs like we can't put this out Yeah, we'll do a second before a second ever. This is I'm it sucks. Yeah, we don't even see the guy's if it

We miss it when you said what happened I was like damn when he gets up that it's am I and who are you? My head hits so hard and then we kind of more or less said We don't know like if the guy dies. Yeah. Yeah, it would look bad if we all made fun of him during the ride long Let's just not talk about it. And then it was all that basically was talked about alluded to too much Yeah, yes alluded to grace now, but now that we know yeah, remember when you fell. Yeah now that we're on the other side So that's fine you guys recorded the Michael Jordan podcast and here's all I've heard about it Oh hang on. Hang on by the way, by the way

Tell us how you pitched it because that that's important, like with Gracie. Yeah, yeah. So say what you said, and I cut you off, of like, hey, here's what we're gonna do, da da da da. Oh, I was saying that, like, I'm like, okay, I'm gonna go, but you guys, and I don't wanna waste Gracie's time, you guys should do the Michael Jordan podcast, the four of you, and Nick, and it was like, oh,

and Nick should be on, and it'd be the four of you. And Gracie goes, wait, you're not gonna be on it? Dude, I just like, it was like- The whole fucking thing was like, your brain's coming out. She's like, wait, you're not doing it? Yes! What are you talking about? What are you talking about?

Wait, what? It was like, what do you mean? Like I'm going home on the phone with my wife and she's like, are you okay to drive? And I'm going to gas a font. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But she had pretzels. Where's Eric? Yeah, dude.

Fried pickles and pretzels. Which the pretzels weren't even part of this by the way. No, no, no. I also recorded a short that I put on YouTube of me trying the cookies. I was like, well, Eric must have, must have one survived and two must be there now eating the cookies. Or Santa's been here.

Oh, so I heard, here's what I've heard about the Michael Jordan podcast that comes out this Friday. The four of you are on it. Nick has done audio wizardry because two conversations are happening at the same time. So you have one conversation in your left ear and one conversation in your right ear. And then when it all comes back together, it becomes stereo once more.

So my recommendation is like when you start hearing it branch off, take out an earbud, like lift up a headphone, however you listen to it. And then listen to that part. And then when it comes back together, go back, switch, and now you've got everything. I make clear several times, because I understand how it looks, and I'm talking to niggas going on, and I was like, again, I want to be clear,

I'm paying attention to everything. This is thrilling, but this is also a side thing. Gracie did a good job. And I was like, Gracie, whenever you need us to be quiet, tell us to shut the hell up. She'd be like, okay, I'm opening, and we would all look. That's, you just described Christmas with children. That is, I'm opening.

She was opening mini brands. That's why. Of course. Yeah, of course. Well, unlike Christmas with children though, we cared about this. Yes, yeah. How, how, oh, I, you know, I don't want to spoil the Michael Jordan podcast.

You guys can watch this. It was good. It was good. It was good. It was long. Nick and I had some interesting talks. Oh, is it long? It was long, yeah, it's like 40 minutes. Oh was long. Great intro. Nick and I had some interesting talks. It was long, yeah, it's like 40 minutes.

Oh, geez. Yeah. Yeah, when I jokingly said it was 50 minutes, I was like, I'm only kind of exaggerating. That's an exaggeration by five. But we did go to Buffalo Wild Wings. It is the same Buffalo Wild Wings we went to last time. No one is at this fucking Buffalo Wild Wings.

Except the bathroom. Yes, and I don't know how it's in business. I don't know how Buffalo Wild Wings maintains because this deal is insane. I think they probably get like a percentage of the sales in the bathroom. They get like 3%. Hey, come to Buffalo Wild Wings,

any deal you cut in our bathroom, they offer the bathroom, they get the bottomless abs You get the benefit of great acoustics in our bathroom Yeah Flush But we get 10% commission Come drink a Mountain Dew Radler and close a $20,000 deal in the bathroom above the wild wings Mountain Dew Radler is fucked

Yeah, so what can I ask what's the between a Rattler and a Shandy? A Shandy I think is lemonade and a Rattler I think is fucking bullshit. Anything else? I don't know what either one of these fucking things are. So a Shandy, a Shandy is light beer and lemonade. So it's like this, but instead, this instead of lemonade is Mountain Dew.

And it looks like the color that you piss after you drink Mountain Dew, and it smells and tastes so gross, it's so sweet. It was vile. It was like, I just don't know why they made it or how they made it or what is going on. I don't know why the buffalo wants you to have it. I don't know how it goes with wings.

It's all very confusing. You're doing this more often now, just like, this is what I thought of it. Yeah, when you know! That's the end! This is particularly fucking crazy! He's doing everything but giving it a score, according to- Which I would of it. Yeah Particularly fucking crazy. He's doing everything but giving it a score according to which I would never do According to Google the often incorrect AI overview

The key difference lies in the mixer radlers are traditionally use Citrus juice or soda while shandy typically uses lemonade or lemon lime soda. That's also citrus So it could be a Mountain Dew Shandy. It could be, yeah. Because- We were lied to. There's an athletic summer special seasonal that they have that's a Radler. And I was like, what is this?

And it's just, it's got some lemon in it. And it's really good. It sounds like someone saying Rattler with an accent. Yeah, just call it a Shandy. Yeah. How weird. Like a snake. Radler. Mountain Dew Rattler with an accent. Yeah. Just call her Shandy. Yeah. Like a snake. Like a snake. Rattler. Mountain Dew Rattler.

Yeah. That's a not so sorry snake. Cause they're definitely not sorry about this bullshit. I get you, snake. Yeah. God damn. Rad opinions, I just learned what the fuck it was. Yeah.

Yeah. I thought maybe it could be fun, but it's fucked. That Mountain Dew Rattler. We chose this thing. Well, hang. Yeah, we chose this thing. Well, hang on. Gracie chose this thing. It's true, she did. I gave her a bunch of options, including spaghetti.

Yes. Yeah, she insisted on going to Buffalo Wild Wings. There was another optional Olive Garden that Nick threw out there. Gave Gracie all sorts of options. What is she going to get, spaghetti? Also, it was sauce. It was sauce.

It was sauce. Oh, I forgot what it was. It wasn't it was sauce. It was Oh, I forgot what it was even a food It was only other person who put stuff in that new food slack and it's only like sauce stuff or like things Nick once or booze That's true. Yeah Things next one and then Tinky-tinky. Yeah. Yeah having the Rattler and then uh Gracie, it was that and the Taco Bell thing and she went, sorry Jordan, I don't wanna eat that Taco Bell.

And it's like, we're getting this without you. Yeah. I don't think- We'll just go on Tuesday. Gracie, I think you read half of the message that I wrote. Sorry, your tears won't work on me. I'm not changing my mind. Wow, I can't believe Gracie would do this to me.

Anyway, so Gracie wanted the apps. She said she was an apps girlie. She did, and- It's a real girl dinner interview. When we decided at the end, we're like, you go home and die, and we'll have her on the Michael Jordan podcast. So it's like, Gracie got to be in something,

but you're like, ah, it sucks she's not gonna be in the episode. I'm like, just to be clear, she doesn't give a fuck. No, she got the free food already. This is like her getting the free without the work. The thing she doesn't want to do with it. We are missing Gracie. She'll go fuck and she's like, it's true.

Yep. Yep. She put a pretzel in a fried. Oh, no, I just got to eat. She said that she wanted to do another episode soon, but then I thought about it later when my head healed and I just went, she wants another dinner. That's all.

She just wants more free food. We should do a trick on her. Uh huh. Like it won't be the joke would be on us, but we take her out to a place that she wants to eat under the pretense. We don't even have to mention it, but under the pretense that we're going to do an episode after and then see if she even goes and then we're going to record an episode, right?

Oh, and then we don't. It's not for us. We just go to dinner with Gracie. We just get back here, we go, all right, we'll see you later. She would not say anything. She might, if anything, she'd be like, ooh. Either she would acknowledge it and be like cool,

or she would say nothing because maybe we forgot and she doesn't wanna remind us. So she can get away. I didn't wanna say anything in case you we forgot. Yeah. She doesn't want to remind us. Yep. Yep. It's so she can get away. Right. I don't want to say anything because you all forgot. Yeah. What we should do is be like, well, we weren't going to do one. But if you insist, Gracie, also, here's the format.

We must follow as I was explaining to her that day, by the way, we record these and put these out for people to watch. Because I was telling her she was talking about the live show. Right. We were talking about a bit or something. She was just talking about the live show. Right. We were talking about a bit or something. She was just talking about the live show in general. It popped right into my head. I'm like, Oh, did they tell you about the thing at the live show? And she goes, like in general or a specific thing, I go specific thing. And she's like, what was it or like, oh, was it the song?

It was like dead on. Like someone said, oh, you review. So I was like, yeah, dude, I was like, everyone was like, and like in the audience and they all went, you really like, whatever. Oh yeah, review song. And I was like, yeah, dude. I was like, everyone was like, and the audience, and they all went, you review. And she's like, really, is that online somewhere? And I'm like, yeah, it's in the episode, Gracie. And she's like, but like where? I'm like, so it's in the episode of the show we recorded,

where they all are. And she literally goes, I don't think you're understanding. Yeah. And I went, Gracie, the thing we do that we're doing right now, cut this comes that we record this And people can watch it goes out just like the one we're gonna do today We did that one so stuff that happens on the show you can watch when the episode comes out And she's like oh

I just like oh, it's like you oh you recorded that one Yeah, I don't know if it was like a special thing or something like it was something like it was a separate thing No, I was like I was like I don't think you understand that and me going I know she doesn't get it and I'm just gonna keep repeating myself over and over again I hope she gets it and she went you're not you're not understanding me literally like that. I'm going. Oh my god I was I was standing there. Oh excellent. She was sitting there. I was standing there and I kept going this just You see this? You can see us on the TV. They can see us too when it comes out

So when something happens on the show, that's how people know and they talk about it cuz they saw it Furthering the thing of like I don't know we eat the food right and then we just pantomime and leave or whatever I don't think you got a weird ritual, I don't know, we eat the food, right? And then we just pantomime and leave or whatever. I don't think you understand. I got a weird ritual. I don't think you understand. Exactly like that. Michael, you fool! She chuckled like, I'm not understanding you.

Let me repeat it again. And I'm going, oh my god! Let me put this in terms you can understand. Oh my god. Oh, I love Grace so much. Oh, I love it. She's fantastic. Guys, it's so great that we're all roommates now. And with so much going on, it's so hard for me to feed all of you guys all together.

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Yeah, I want to learn why you didn't get us any food. Okay. We did It's right here at Buffalo Wild Wings. Yeah, but that was days ago. Yeah, we usually get to eat then review. There's cookie Our last Buffalo Wild Wings episode was March 18th, 2025 where we ate the Buffalo Wild Wings beer, cheese, cheesesteak and chicken parm It received an average rating of 51. That's what we went there for. All I remember is that like mango Peach beer or something I had. I had like a really good like half and half yeah Um I don't remember the parm yeah, uh remember we went and we shit yeah, we got Sandwiches at the Buffalo Wild Lines. I remember the guy in the bathroom. Yeah, that's about it. That's true Yep, but that's what we got and it got an average rating of right in the middle

And because they were I remember them not being bad bad, but not good good. Yeah, so they're just kind of like yeah, whatever Yeah, you have it damn. Yep Next fact okay. I don't know he was looking I Thought he was trying to tell me something with that mind No, not yet to bring the campaign to life Buffalo Wild Wings teamed up with the real-life best friends and reality television stars teamed up with the real life best friends and reality television stars, Kailor Martin and Kendall Washington, known for their playful and unfiltered banter, to star in a cheeky new ad.

What? Who? What? This would have been great to have Gracie on. Maybe Gracie knows who they are. That sounds like made up AI names. Yeah, yeah. Kailor. Kailor Martin and Kendall Washington. Yeah.

Like, they're elastic. It's KM and KW. They're just like, to make it believable, we should turn the M upside down. They're like in an ad together, and it's two people you've never seen before in your life going, hey, Kailor, I sure love eating a Buffalo Wild Wings. Me too, Kendall.

I love that they have bottomless apps, like whatever. If we were to show up randomly in a commercial though, why not? People would still say the same thing listen listen we would be the four hot guys for Sonic burger yeah well that's interesting you bring Sonic because you you seem to pretend they don't exist the burger or the hedgehog what the pickle menu oh yeah on your radar at all yeah it's not you refuse it's true yeah why radar at all. Yeah, it's not. You refuse. It's true Yeah, why bad? Yeah, okay with declining sales and lessening foot traffic B-dubs begrudgingly brought back all you can eat wings and fries the only thing people cared about from them from them

Since reinstating the promotion foot traffic increased 74% It has to be so easy to be a CEO make changes and get it wrong every step of the way then roll it back to What it was before and call it a success. Anyway, check out Sinner's now streaming on HBO Go or HBO Now, sorry, HBO Max. Oh, it's just Max. Oh wait, no, it's HBO Max. Oh, shit, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. The logo changed, it looks weird now. It's so cool when they're just... The doorbell didn't work.

It's okay. The doorbell? Yeah, remember he ripped it off? Yeah, don't worry about it. Why wouldn't it work? What do you mean? Because he ripped it off. That's why it wouldn't work. Because there's the doorbell. Yeah, remember don't ripped it off. Yeah, don't worry. Yeah, why wouldn't it work? What do you mean? He ripped it off? No, that's why there's no doorbell. You went to ask why would Yeah, why doesn't it work? It's broken. But why? What are you talking about how many movies although nationwide 10% of all Buffalo Wild Wings reside right here in the great State of Texas the state with the fewest, Vermont.

That makes sense. Yeah. Vermont with a single B-dubs, honestly good for you, Vermont. Stand up to the chain and champion your local delicacy, Sugar on Snow, which is hot maple syrup poured over snow with a sugar donut and pickle on the side. Actually, maybe this place needs to get knocked down by some slop food. They can't get away with this. New food court has to be coming soon and Vermont is going to jail, dude.

No, I'll fight for Vermont. Hot maple steamers. Hot maple syrup poured over snow. I'll do that. The side on the plate is a sugar donut and a pickle. You don't have to eat the pickle. But why is it there? I don't know. Sounds cool.

If there's a pickle, I'll eat it. If there's a pickle on my sandwich, you're like, I don't want it. I'll pull it off. If there's a pickle on the'll eat it if there's a pickle on my sandwich. You're like, I don't want it I'll pull it off if there's a pickle on the side. I suck it down I want the long like stand with the deli pickle not not a circle pick go for it. What go for what? No, who fell oh The good one Don't scan this Do scan it or you can hold it with your phone or whatever

What was it where take a picture of it and then and then and then highlight it by selecting it and it'll Where's he going the link he had to get some at the door something got delivered Please don't let me know I know we got enough to wow way to go Michael. What is this? There's not an address on that is there there is We got enough to- Wow, way to go Michael. What is this? Yay! There's not an address on that, is there? There is. He'll blur it. I mean, there isn't.

Okay. It's our food from Mad Burgers. Because I wanted hungry and Jordan wanted one and it's a buy one get one. So Eric got one even though he didn't want one. And also Nick got one. What? It's a triple?

Yeah. Oh yeah, it's a triple. Little baby. It's like an obacle. You know how we usually say we don't eat on the show? This time we are. Michael was starving. It's so hot.

Michael was starving. Well, that's good because it came from a long way. Oh my god. These fries are so hot. Oh no. Eric really kept saying, let's order Buffalo Wild Wild Wings and I was just shutting him down. I was hangry as fuck when I came in here. But I reined in for the stream because they didn't deserve it.

It's true, it's true. Then unfortunately it kind of subsided. Well you went to McDonald's and then the line was too long? That was like 150 cars and like three people were trying to back out. You know, we're like you back out into the drive-through line It was a fucking just a day. It was chaos. Yeah, and then start raining on you. Yes, that was right after that Yeah, and then we lost how I mentioned it. I was like I was like, I'm fucking pissed by the way I was trying to get McDonald's. I'll get into this in just a minute now. We can review the food It's fucking good.

I could just shit all the time. Whoa, this is rules. This place is open to like 3 a.m. or something too. That's perfect. This is way better than the Rattler. I agree with that. The Rattler's terrible. Where'd all the paper towels go

They don't have you caught like that earlier what wave you put together. We're saying it fucking sucks the Rattlers I Just don't know why they did it Do you think Mountain Dew insisted on it? Oh? You know what somebody's idea yeah It's some synergy bullshit. Yeah It's like the Takis and the Wendy's. I just got hot and you're eating this hot burger. A wayward hen ended up wandering to the front door of a Des Moines, Iowa buffalo wild wings

according to an animal rescue organization. The chicken is now quote safe and receiving necessary care with many saying she tested great tossed in honey butter juice sauce with a side of fries. Oh brother. What is this? Is it chicken? I can't tell what it is. It's Picard doing the face bomb.

Oh, it's the face bomb, Picard. Yeah. That one's hard to tell. Yeah. It looks like a boot from far away. Yeah. I ran up and down the stairs. You did, you did great.

I'm hot, thank you. Didn't fall with nothing. Mm-mm. No one went down. You went down the stairs normal and then you went up the stairs normal. That's pretty good too. Where did that fact about the hen originate?

Was it like a- It was on the news like in like the last two weeks. Like- Nothing's going on in this town in- In Des Moines? In Des Moines. You think something's going on in Des Moines? Des Moines, Iowa.

Nothing's going on in Des Moines, Iowa except for this chicken that went to Buffalo Wild Wings and everyone thought it was fun. Get it? Because wings. Yeah now We could have always ordered food I got the other place. Yeah, but I don't know what I'm in pain in the ass. Yeah, this was like, let's do it We got a new space, baby. They're so easy. It was actually easy. It was just there was a nice little bag sitting down there Mm-hmm. It's fucking good, right?

Man well, Well, man. Man. We learned a lot. I'm saying man because we learned a lot. I'm sorry you're mad we're eating good burgers. Well, we could be eating Buffalo Wild Wings. Right. I would eat other things from Buffalo Wild Wings. You want to tell people what you thought of the food too while you're at it? What else would you eat at Buffalo Wild Wings, Jordan? I'd get some wings. Not whatever we ate four days ago. We got so many apps. No, we really didn't. Not the good ones.

Yeah, they only have like three you can pick. No, they got like, they got a few. We'll learn about it. Well, actually, if you wanna just sort of talk about it, we can, I mean, you got a list going right there, Jordan. Yeah, well, okay. I'm trying to eat. This guy's trying to make me work.

Nobody wants to work anymore. Now I know how Gracie feels. Nobody wants to work anymore is the thing I say. Link doesn't work. You found out the trick, they'll throw yourself down the stairs, you get to go home. Yeah. Oh shit.

Oh no, we can't do the episode. What a life hack. You fall down and you're perfectly fine, you're like, uh. Life hack, get a concussion really knock a few minutes off your life yeah who needs them what am i doing with them bottomless apps Buffalo Wild Wings is satisfying cravings all summer long with its most irresistible deal yet bottomless apps for $9.99 it is a good deal on paper

on this paper the limited time promotion gives guests access to a lineup of fan favorite appetizers. Hey, you're in. Yeah! Including fried pickles, mozzarella sticks, onion rings, chips and salsa, and Hatch Queso and chips. And I think that's including and also everything. All available for Dine-In customers at Buffalo Wild Wings locations nationwide.

So we got everything on that list except the chips and salsa. Yep. And also everything all available for dining customers at Buffalo Wild Wings locations nationwide So we got everything on that list except the chips and salsa Yep, because why would you if you have the queso and chips? We got the chase the cake the chase. Oh chase. Oh and kips. We got the queso and chips to start a stubborn style And uh, and we also got the fried pickles. So we got those to start, hammered through those. It actually started pretty good because I think the fried pickles were like the star of the show.

Yeah, the chips in queso were like fine. I mean, it was sort of what you expected. Well, the first thing that was ordered was the pretzel bites which weren't on them. God. Yeah, yeah. Oh, oh, oh, I remember too, Gracie, I think you were like,

you were in the bathroom 50 times in the bathroom. Yeah. I was like, she didn't remember. I'm like, get the pretzels, you know what the pretzels are. She's like, oh, it's not on the deal. I was like, get the pretzels, you know what the pretzels are. It's not on the deal. I'm like, I don't give it, Gracie, let me remind you, we don't pay you anything.

Get the fucking pretzels, we don't care. And she was like, I don't wanna upset Eric because he's already like, I wanna make him angry. He already hit his head. And I was like, do you think he would erupt in a rage if you got the pretzel bites? She's like, ah, just like I don't know if it's a good time. I go back to the table and there's pretzels.

And he just goes, what are you talking about? Who ordered these? And furthermore, where am I? Who am I? This is great. And who are you? I don't want to upset him. I just happened upon this table with three white dudes and this girl.

I should have started. What do I think? I should have started sitting down at other people's tables. If there was anyone else in the restaurant, it would have been really funny. Triple gone. Damn. Dang dude. I was fucking hungry. Yeah, so Gracie, which is not part of this deal, got the Everything Pretzel Bites. Everything Pretzel Bites. And she asked us, because we had them last time, so Gracie, which is not part of this deal, got the everything pretzel bites. The everything pretzel bites. And she asked us, because we had them last time, she's like, are they good? Should I, like, we're like, yeah, yeah, they're good.

Yeah, get them. So she got them. And then we had, for our second round of appetizers, the mozzarella sticks and the onion rings. And I'm not trying to get into the food review. I am trying to talk about these onion rings. Tease it. Because I desperately want to talk- Because we should-

We will talk about them. Now when you think of an onion ring, what do you think that is? Whole onion. Fried. Like battered and fried. And it's a whole onion. Well Jordan, you fucking idiot.

What if instead, what if I chopped up so many onions? I diced 10 onions per ring. What if I just diced 100 million onions and then I've made them go in a circle and then I fried them and then I put them in the freezer and then I made you fry them and then- Then you own a buffalo wild wings? And then-

I'm in Des Moines. They are, it is the craziest onion ring to buy. It's like French fry. Yeah. Like soft French fry. And it's just like onion mush. Yeah. And I was like, are these chopped onions?

Yeah. I like- Get into it and like usually- Yes, here's, oh, did I bite all the way through? Oh no, I pulled the onion out. There's no pulling the onion out. I was like looking at like, what is in this? I'm pretty sure while you were saying that,

Gracie was like, is it even an onion? Like, I mean, it is an onion. Yes, it's all chopped up little onions. But then when you also, it tastes like onions. When you do it that way. It is onions. When you do it that way. She's saying something like that.

It's so onion. Yes. Because it's more onion than an onion ring. It was so confusing So it's like way worse. Yeah, well as far as the flavor and the overpowering Flavor of the onion. I just don't I don't get why I've never had one like that No, I don't get why that would be your onion ring. Have you ever had an onion ring like that? No I'll order myself. Oh my god. He's taking a shower. The water went too fast. No, that's over there. Yeah I spilled all over myself. Oh my God.

He's just taking a shower. The water went too fast. No, that's over there. Yeah. I did that last time. Yeah. Two times ago. What?

I don't know why an onion ring would be diced up onion. Yeah, it's strange. Also, it's strange to do that and not fucking mention it at all. Yes. You'd be like, check out our crazy diced onion thing. Yes. Hey, check it out.

This is onion rings the Buffalo Wild Wings way. They just said onion ring and everyone's going, what the fuck is this? So confusing, so fucking crazy. I don't know if it's like a cost cutting measure. Uh-huh. Like I heard that foot traffic was down. No, but not back up.

Oh, it's back up now. Now that they have the deal. When it goes down 100% and then when it goes from, say it goes from 200 to 100, it's down 50%. But then it goes from 100 to 100. It's down 50%. But then it goes from 100 to 75. You lost me. That's an increase of 75. Wow, so much.

It's not back up, but it's close. I don't know who this is for. I don't know why this is the food you serve. I know that your thing is wings, but when onion rings is- Can you stick to it? This thing is, yeah, honestly, these onion rings should not be on their menu.

Here's the Mountain Dew Radler. Oh, okay. The Mountain Dew Radler combines equal parts Mountain Dew with Goose Island Wild Herd Colch. Mm-hmm. No, I'm saying what the fuck in response to what you're saying. I know, it's-

I just happened to be looking at my phone. It is light beer Mixed half and half with Mountain Dew it tasted so bad. It looked so bad. I Was blowing. Yeah, it tasted like shit, which is funny though. Cuz I was like I don't taste Mountain Dew at all Oh Michael kept saying is like it just tastes like funky shitty beer Yes, and you guys like I taste Mountain Dew I'm like drink too much Mountain Dew. You are my second favorite drink. Oh It was so sweet. It was like it was sweet

It was sweet and like but like it made like a skunk beer. Yes, it was like it was like It was very flat beer. How do you put Mountain Dew in it and it makes flatter. What the fuck is going on here? Beer is carbonated. I The soda is carbonated Carbonated things and maybe all the bubbles fought each other and it became flat Yeah, they both sucked ass. I'm gonna reveal Eric's hand. It sucked asshole fucking we all are going you would you just go Yeah, well then I take another drink cuz I forgot. I know. Yeah. Yeah. And it was brutal.

But the whole thing for this is that the appetizer thing is $9.99 for these bottomless appetizers that you get two at a time. Right. Yes. But for each person over four is like another like five bucks. So it was our grand total bill was I think mate with tip and tax and everything was maybe $50 because we all got the Mountain Dew Rattler except Gracie who did not fucking want

it. She wanted her Dr. Pepper. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She said that she talked about being a DP girly but then not saying it again. And then it was like, okay, this is good. So she got her Dr. Pepper. She did not want anything to do with the Mountain Dew Rattler. I think she tried a sip of one and did not like it. The bill was so cheap.

Also, we're like, we're done here, right? Like this guy's fucking falling asleep on the table. He keeps going to the bathroom. By the way, so that's whatever the apps are. She comes out, Bottomless Apps comes out. It's like, you want another one? And everyone just goes, no. I don't know.

I don't know. I literally went, get something. It's, oh yeah. You have to at least order it, even if we don't eat it. She was like, what do you guys want next? And everyone's like, nothing. Jordan. I guessed this. I know.

Yeah, I ordered the fried pickles and they never came back. And it never came back. They never came out. There was one waitress in that whole fucking place. Maybe she took the bottomless first. Yeah, absolutely. I just thought it was funny for them.

We all didn't give a fuck so much. This guy's dying in the corner. We got the bottomless apps. He said, you want more? And we're like, not really. But the thing is, they suck so fucking hard that we didn't want more of the bottomless appetizers. I really just wanted the cheese curds

and they weren't part of it. Oh, that was it too. Did you try to order it? Yeah. She's like, no, they're not a part of it. Yeah. Yep. Pretzel bites aren't part of it.

Cheese curds aren't part of it. You got onion mush again? Yeah. You got onion mush in a circle? We do have onion mush in a circle. Onions in a circle. Yeah. We have long cheese.

OK. And you eat the long cheese and it wasn't like the mozzarella stick was anything. It's not like it was. I don't even remember and it wasn't like the mozzarella stick was anything. It's not like it was, it wasn't crunchy, it wasn't anything. It was, all of their appetizers are like what you would get from the frozen food section of your grocery store. No Frills delivers.

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It's a sweet summer twist on iced coffee. Your cold brew is ready at Starbucks. Well, what do they have to say about it? I bet their outlook is a little rosier than theirs. You think so? Let's find out. It says here, quote, the new bottomless apps for 9.99 offer

delivers unbeatable value on a selection of our most popular appetizers. Said Tristan Malin, yep, chief marketing officer at Buffalo Wild Wings Well, many fans know us as their go-to destination for sports this new campaign Highlights how Buffalo Wild Wings is also the ideal place to eat Drink and hang out with friends even when the game isn't on where this is Guys why there's no games. I'm so hungry. Do you guys want to go to Buffalo Wild Wings?

Dude, can you even eat at a Buffalo Wild Wings? Do they even have one? Eat, drink, and hang out with friends in the bathroom. But what game is on? Yeah, Buffalo Wild Wings, is that place even open? Is there a game on right now? Guys, guys, guys, you can go even when that game isn't on. That's what I hear.

Holy shit, can I? I know this because they've highlighted, highlighted in their new campaign. Can I get piss Mountain Dew? Tristan said so. Boy, can you. Tristan said so in their wacky voice. You didn't even gotta bring your own piss.

We'll piss for you. It is Buffalo Wild Wings, it should not be your go-to destination to watch sports either. That's crazy. That is crazy. The last time I had a panic attack, it was in a Buffalo Wild Wings during a UFC fight.

Which was happening in the Buffalo Wild Wings. That's why he was having a panic attack. Well, I called it UFC because we acted like there was a cage of just chairs around him, but it was two guys who beat the shit out of each other. Yeah, and you were worried they were gonna throw you in next. Yeah, it was just in a Buffalo Wild Wings.

It was so loud, I had a panic attack. I went in the bathroom. I went in the bathroom and had a panic attack. I know about that. It's the quiet room. Yeah. It's quiet room. And the guy was like, forget I had a panic attack. I went in the bathroom. I went in the bathroom Quiet room yeah, it's quiet and the guy was like The background having a panic attack. He was not gonna get on the door. He was knocking on the door going hey Hey, I got this deal to close. Hey, let me in Terrible oh man. Oh dude. Even when the game's not on. Hey, they also say quote, Buffalo Wild Wings is the go-to hangout spot with your friends this summer said, the chain's cheap barting officer Tristan Maline said in a statement,

we wanted to add something to our drink menu that is both refreshing and uniquely B-dubs. Remixing a classic summer beverage like the Radler with Mountain Dew does just that. Get the fuck out of here. Does it? It fucking tastes like shit. Yeah. Use Baja Blast next time. Dude it won't be good. Flavor a soda. Your whole thing is you do flavored wings. Pair them up with different flavored sodas. Do your own mango fucking lemonade or whatever, and go, hey, mango habanero wings with a mango lemonade. Check it out. That makes so much more sense.

That doesn't have brain synergy. That was a good sales pitch, I wanna try it. No, that doesn't have brain synergy. It does. He said, yo, he was talking to me. Hey, idiot. If you can get a big name to sign on to this dumb idea You have maybe we'll do it. Sorry sir. Sir. Sir. All we can get is Mountain Dew

Kailor Martin yeah Here's what we do we get goose goose Island Mountain Dew Kayla Martin and Kendall Washington this guy fell down and hit his head. We gotta help this guy. Kendall Washington. I'm telling you, Kendall Washington. Kendall Washington. Hey, Kaylor Martin. Mountain Dew beer.

What the? Mountain Dew beer, Kendall Washington. I'm Tristan from YouTube. Hang out with your friends this summer. There's no game on. What the fuck is this place? It's empty, it's loud. There's no game on. What the fuck is this place? It's empty. It's loud. Everyone's in the bathroom. You have to eat onions in a ring. Nothing. Nothing makes

sense. Their most popular appetizers. Yeah. Okay. Like, dude, I believe that the fried pickles are probably the only thing people are clamoring for. If you are, if you are 23 years old. Gracie. This is a spot where you can like absolutely, dude I got 10 bucks and a couple friends. This summer. Is the game on? You can, you can make out like a fucking bandit because you don't care what garbage you're eating and you're getting it for 10 bucks.

That totally makes sense. But like, I can't imagine Buffalo Wild Wings. Imagine it, think about it. Ah! Buffalo Wild Wings. I don't know. I don't know, yeah, just this part. Yeah.

It's not like it's trying to be four families, but it's, but that's a family spot. Like people bring their kids and shit to Buffalo Wild Wings. It's big chicken nuggets. That's what they're doing. Well, if you don't buy them. They're doing big chicken nuggets. And like, just as a deal for a family of four,

this could really work. Yeah, if you want to eat shit. Exactly. You can just swap. And you just have to go out. And maybe not even watch a game. Yeah. Is the game on? I don't know if I can go just have to maybe not even watch a game. Yeah, he's the game on I don't know if I can go

Can you put spongebob on yeah, that'd be cool 24 7 spongebob channel You've got on it'd be better than like Gracie would watch that is like field hockey was on like nothing was on when we were there Yeah, it was just ESPN noise heads. Yeah, it fucking sucked. Well We have our review. You don't know what it could be. We have our review. I feel like didn't we? A Buffalo Eight in complete. But we need to hear from you first

in a segment we call You Review. Hit it, Gracie. You review. She did. Where did that come from? Who said that? Where can I watch it? I love your singing voice.

Yeah. Well, okay. I'll take the first. Oh, Alright, well. Okay. Um. I'll take the first. Oh, there's four. Yeah. I'll take the first. Is there four? No, no, there's three.

Oh, no, there's... No, you fucked up. Oh, no, that... You fucked up. Oh, weird. Well, that's... I didn't think that was a problem. I was looking at the bullets.

Oh, I... Well, you have to... I hit my head. I was looking at the bullets. Yes, you did. Uh-huh. Alright, I'll take... I'll take the first.

Okay. Uh-huh. At least. 1.5? Yeah, you got it. Yeah, go for it. Yep. It's from Enrique V.

Okay. The second I walked in, I was hit with the smell of straight up piss. You must be doing business in the bathroom. No, that's just the mountain dew. Not a little off. I'm talking full on restroom funk. And this is supposed to be a place where people eat? It blows my mind that a business would let their place smell like that. A food business would let their place smell like that and still expect customers to sit

down and enjoy a meal. Clearly fixing the restrooms isn't a priority, but squeezing money out of guests while they eat in that mess is. Between the stench and the total lack of care I'm out won't be coming back not now not ever Not my problem Mr.. Stairway lead me to the building fuck you this guy Kendall washing This guy doesn't know that all the business is done in the bathroom he

simply familiar He walked in the bathroom. He don't confuse. He simply isn't familiar enough with the room. He walked into the B-Dub's business center, aka the bathroom, and he smells like fucking piss and shit in here. No, friend, that's just business. That's the smell of industry. That's us growing the GDP of our great nation. Through hard work, sweat and piss.

It smells true. All right, you wanna do the longer one? Yeah. Kevin M. Placed a to-go order online, walked in to get it. No host, nobody to tell someone hey you can pick it up here, had to walk all the way to the bar and ask the bartender bathrooms looked like shit, poop in all of the toilets, trash and toilet paper everywhere looked like it hadn't even been intended to all day, business!

but yet managers are sitting on laptops in dining room not doing a damn thing staff cluelessly walking around, got home and opened food, everything cold whatever I ordered to go, fried pickles looked like they were borderline raw still chicken tasted like crap and started everything else seriously get it together considering everything you're serving is fried would never step foot in this establishment again I've been a head kitchen manager for 10 years I knew the food was going to be bad seeing how neglected the bathrooms were extremely shocked on how they're even passing health code.

What? Anyway, I took the food home and ate it. Tried everything. I'm a kitchen manager for ten years, so I ordered Buffalo Wild Wings to go. You want to do the last one or you want me to do it? I'll do the last one. Okay. I haven't read it yet. Okay.

Dorita Head? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Look and go, look and go. Just do it, Just do it. All right, Ricardo G. Please fix the toilet smell issue I attempted to tolerate it, but I could not next season Three different bathroom

We also have so many things to say about the bathroom. I think there might be a pattern here. But also, also, I attempted to tolerate it, but I could not next season. Because I spend football season at Buffalo Wild Wings, I assume. Did they mean that? That's my only assumption. I'm put up with this piss shit for five seasons no more! I can only watch the Cowboys so many times and this piss smelling steam was rinked. This steam looks like shit and this place smells like shit.

Now give me my chicken. I've been a kitchen manager for ten years and I knew it! Anyway, I ate it and it wasn't very good. There is a problem with like what Kevin said where it's like you walk up and no one's there Yeah, it's also a long to be very clear. I said the chicken tasted like crap. Yeah. Yeah. Are you sure? Let me go get your chicken from the bathroom Can we fish out some chicken from the third stall? I? Can't that guy's doing a deal in there. He's trying to close that deal dude when I tell you I

Fifty thousand dollar deal god damn it oh When I tell you I did not have to look hard for three plus bathroom related They are these are like I one came up with yours bathroom I did not have to look hard for three plus bathroom related bathroom. Eric picked the three best ones. They are, these are like, one came up with me, it was bathroom and I went, oh no fucking way. And you just scroll a little bit and I went, there's a fucking another bathroom one? And you just keep going. I'm like, no fucking way.

Another one? But also, yes. Incredible. Dude, the fucking, Bdu's bathroom is the place. It's so good. It's where everything's happening. And clearly according to Enrique and Kevin, it's permeating the whole business.

So really business is booming. It cannot be contained simply to the business center. I didn't really smell the piss in the restaurant. Is that on us? Like, should it have smelled worse? Well, is it like a thing where maybe, maybe like how Michael, yeah, Michael, we're just, we're used to Eric drinking piss. The aroma.

It's right there. When you put it far away from you so he doesn't get tempted. That's why he was looking this way, smacking his lips, his little piss lips. Just a dribble. He's like, it's for my own good. I'll put it over there. You want some piss?

Brother, no! He's like Nick with a vape. I can't go back! Once I take one sip of piss, I'm hooked again. Stay away from me. We'll clear you on. It's dead. That's why I stopped it.

It's fucuckin' fab. What? Well, it's like they don't put fucking. They switch. It's still like, fucuckin' It's like, fucuckin' You switch the C and the U? What's it? What's it's blue?

What's it taste like? A blue? Blue flavor? Yeah. Mmhmm. Makes sense. Sorry, I'm drooling my burger. No, it's fine. It's also like, I don't wanna say, give me the fucking fab. I'll be like give me that one Yeah, give me the blue one. You sound like a dumbass at the gas. You already look like a dumbass buying geek bars Yeah, okay, and it's fucking annoying because they do have 800 flavors and I do want them but it's so like okay No, it's over there. No down. Not that. They're on the other side. They're on the other side

It's like I already don't want to do it. Yeah. I'm going to do all that and go, no, the fucking fab. I'll be like, just don't get it. I'll just go, the one on the corner. You don't get what I'm saying. Yeah, that one. Yeah. The blue one.

You're not understanding. You don't get it. The blue one. You're not listening. Well, those are your reviews of Buffalo Wild Wings and its business center. We have our own review of the Buffalo Wild Wings bottomless apps and Mountain Dew Rattler I think the only thing Gracie liked was the fried pickles. Well, yeah

Yes, that's that is true. I want to throw that out there because she's not here to speak on it. She hates pretzels now, right? The pretzels were also still good. Oh, but they weren't on, oh you're talking about like how she went to New York or whatever. Yeah, and she only got one tiny pretzel. Yeah, what was that with that? And then I went, damn, can't believe it, Grazie hates pretzels. That was crazy, it was the smallest pretzel! Yeah, and she showed it off like it was cool. She's like, I only had one, but check it out.

Hey guys, look at my pretzel. We're not impressed. And we're like, that fucking sucks. That's why I said, I was like, damn, you hate pretzels, confirmed. We thought that her and Nick were thick as thieves like that and then all of a sudden, man, I don't know. Dude, she keeps passing up on pretzels. Remember the whole fucking thing? And she's like, press a weekend.

She's like, I'm gonna be living on campus, pretzels. Did you go? No. Did you get any pretzels? Well, his friend came into town and then he fucked us cause he just kept saying, I'm coming in an hour. I'm gonna go four hours. Oh no, eight hours.

Right, they had so much time to get pretzels. And then like, and you just didn't fucking leave ever? And she's like, who is this guy's your friend? Well no, I didn't really, I've never met him. What the fuck are you talking about? I don't know who he is. Look at this pretzel. Life's crazy for Gracie.

So yeah, fried pickles, I mean even for me, we're the highlight. I don't like pickles. I don't like fried pickles. I think pickled spearsars the only form of pickle I'll eat. Yeah, but um, yeah, we don't ever need it at all. Yep, but it I don't I don't it's not saying much If they were the best thing there. Yeah, the the case the chips were quite strange Yeah, I didn't like they do where they have like a little bit of like lime or something But it wasn't evenly to every chip was different. Yeah, one was like very salty It was it was Wendy's Takis fries style.

Oh no! The salty ones were good. Real haphazard seasoning. The salty ones were good. You guys made that clear. They're good. Every 14 chips was good. It must've been noted.

Yep, for the record, gotta pick out the salty ones. Let it be noted, Taylor, don't even remember eating the mozzarella sticks. Yeah. And the onion rings were the weirdest things in the world. Yeah, they were awful. I think it goes around to like, it sounds interesting. Oh my gosh, are they innovating?

Right. Why did you do this? Right, but that's- But it's not even innovating cause they don't say shit about it. No, they're not bragging about it. They're not mentioning it at all. They're trying to sneak it in.

We're gonna try to like pull a fast one off. We have all this old notice how bad these are. We have all this old onion paste. We're trying to get rid of- Onion paste. Yeah, but shove it in and make it circle, make it circle, make it circle. I take the dice onions off my Big Mac, and they're like, we just have a whole bunch. But you're talking about innovation.

Maybe the apps aren't innovative, but what about the Mountain Dew Rattler? Pissed Cup? Yeah, that fucking sucked ass. They were so concerned whether or not they could. They didn't stop and think that they should. I can't imagine who would like that. No, I don't. Yeah. Nobody would like that. It's a, it's a freak. Not even a freak gamer. It's crazy, but I can't, it's like, this tastes like shitty beer. Yes. It's flat. It's designed to get people in the door and try it. Right. Right. And then go, well, that sucked. It's the freak move. But in order

for the freak move to be something, some people would have to like it. I don't know anyone who would try that and be like, dude, you've got to try this. Unless you were there and pranking your friend. I don't know. I don't know. And you know, you can only go during a game. It's also not much of a prank when you go, hey, try the Mountain Dew rather. It's really good.

And they go, no, it's not. What the fuck are you talking about? The Mountain Dew is try the Mountain Dew Rattler, it's really good. And they go, no, it's not. Yeah, what the fuck are you talking about? The Mountain Dew Rattler is beer and Mountain Dew. No, I swear, it's really good. What's the Mountain Dew Rattler? Well, it's half beer, half Mountain Dew. Shut up. Don't talk to me.

Why are you at our table? I hit my head. Did you hit your head? Gracie, what are you? It's me, the Mountain Rattler. I've come down from the dew of Mount Dew. Just blood coming down my forehead. I tossed the onion ring into Mount Dew. I just blood drew down.

I put the Mountain Dew in the beer. You gotta try this. Just fucking setting it down on tables. Oh, that's the Mountain Dew Rattler. Don't mind him. He comes down every now and then. We let him do this. It's a 22%. That's the Mountain Dew Radler, don't mind him. He comes down every now and then. We let him do this. It's a 22%.

Put the dew in the beer or else it gets the hose in. 22%. Yeah, it's just a bunch of slop crap. This is a 20%er. They're like all their worth. I'll be honest, 21 is probably generous. It fucking sucked. And Eric ruined everything by hitting his head. Which I kept saying, I don't think I'm like, oh no, poor Eric, I pissed at you.

I was so scared to go to sleep that night. Oh, so scared to go to sleep. Which is also why we kept telling him to go to the doctor and he's like, mmmm. And then I'm just, you know, I'll talk to your wife then, because she's going to yell at you. I don't want to deal with you fighting. He's like, mmmm, just go to your wife. And he was like, I'm going to get in trouble. I don't wanna deal with you fighting. Just go to your wife. And he was like, I'm in trouble. I'm gonna get yelled at.

He did. Wait, you're not on it? Wait, where's Eric? Oh my God, then also, remember when we sat down? She was like, oh what? Well it's weird, she's sitting there, she's like, oh it's just weird, no one's sitting across me. Usually it's Eric. And he's like, Gracie, Nick's gonna sit there. Oh, he's weird. Like she's sitting there, she's like, oh, it's just weird, no one's sitting across me. Usually it's Eric.

And he's like, Gracie, Nick's gonna sit there. Oh, he's on it. There's four chairs and he was like setting it up over there. We talked about it with her. She's just like, ah, this is so weird. Maybe she hit her head. We're just going, what the fuck are you talking about?

I think she permanently hit her head. Oh, Nick's on it. Yeah. I love the idea that Nick took the two conversations, put them in two different headphones, and then re-centered them when it all came back together. Phenomenal. Well, that's 21%.

Yeah. Phantom score. Yeah. Fucking 85 on the Mad Burger. All right. That thing was fucking delicious, dude. That's a good ass fucking cheeseburger. That was good.

Yeah, this is in like the 90s I think for me. That's so fucking good. It's close to not a James Hansen burger. Nice. Nice. He'll bite it one day. I will. I'll get there.

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So there you have it. We did it. Good elp. Elp? Good ep. Eric lived is what I was gonna say. I lived, I lived, bitch. Jordan hit his head.

Oh, am I next? Uh oh. Well next, or yeah, no, yeah, you are next. No more sliding. I forgot who didn't go down. Yeah. I think maybe no more sliding down the stairs. I think no more you sliding down the stairs.

All right. You're so fucking lucky. Put up, fuck it. Dude, there was a good. There's a fucking baby gate that Jordan put up and he's like, just in case. There, that night, when you got hurt, we were talking about the video that we put out where Michael went down the stairs and somebody was like, I don't think Jordan should go down the stairs.

I don't think he would, I don't think that would do well for him. I go, I agree. And then somebody said something about Eric going down the stairs and Eric just did like the eyes emoji. I just replied with the little, like the little side eye look. It's like already happened. Eric go down the stairs and Eric just did like the eyes emoji. I just replied with the little, like the little side eye look. I'm like, ugh, ugh. It's like already happened. I think we try Eric again, but put him in the trash can.

Oh, gosh. Yeah, you'll be saved. We'll slide it down this way, head upwards. God. We'll put the lid on. It definitely won't hit the first step. Yeah. And then tumble down the stairs.

Start flipping. He's car wheeling. Wee. Wow, he's so agile. Rate, subscribe, tell a friend about the show where we eat the food and then go down the stairs. Yeah, and then we eat food from a different restaurant. Hey, go on Patreon and watch the video of Gracie eating Megan Snoop Goans.

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