100% Eat - FEETROOMS Theory Changes EVERYTHING About the Backrooms - Torchy's Tacos Ride Along

Episode Date: June 18, 2026

WTF Where the Feet?? Michael clarified. What is this red building? We really get into the DETAILS of Nick's single frozen margarita system. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

100%. The recycling in the trash goes in the same fucking seat. It goes in the same shit. Especially in Austin. I put it in the blue bit and I feel better. Right. I'm glad you feel better. Hey, I do the same thing.

And then when it's not recycling week, I put it in the trash bin. Don't care at all. Going to those any place. We were looking at the dump truck over here is seems to be ticketing some man. They're giving a trashman's ticket. I didn't know that jurisdiction.

Trashman's arrest. Yeah, this is a trashman. A trashman's arrest. This is interesting. What's a time say? He's got a... You do matter. You do matter.

I love you. Hey, you know what? Fuck you. No, I don't. And no you don't. Fuck you, no I... No, fuck you, no, I don't. Did you see the shirt he had on?

Yes, Kobe going from the USA team. I'm doing it. Kobe shushing. Holy shit, he just did it. I just did it. He's dude. They read everything winked at that woman. Oh yeah.

That was strange. I did they... Yep. That's the sound of my wink. Yeah. That's not like Nick's WTF. Where the feet? No, you added where the feet.

I said what the fuck. Well, you said WTF and I was explaining what a man. WTF is what's the fuck. I was explaining what your... I don't know. Michael clarified it before you did. I don't think he did. That new foot theory really changes everything about the backgrounds.

The feet rooms. The feet rooms. Fien. Hmm. The new foot theory. I didn't get, let me. I don't know anything. I didn't really get a good look at how upsetting it was.

Oh, because I was driving. Open it. I didn't open it. Yeah, yeah, no, that's upsetting. So it's a thumbnail that says. Go ahead and try that camera. Feet rooms theory changes everything. Back rooms.

Why? And then Nick said, what, where the feet? What the fuck? You said WTF, where the feet? That means what the fuck! Where the feet? Where the feet. And it had a classic Michael giggle.

I was like, hey. I knew it. That's why I didn't respond. I was like, that's fine. I was like, it's gonna come up later. It's fine. No. Here we are.

It's getting cut. Where the feet? No. It sounds good though. It rolls off your tongue. It does. It rolls off your feet. The real problem.

I had to think where I was chuckling to my seat. yesterday, which is recorded an episode. An episode came out, but we're recording this one the day after. Anyway, a lot of time travel. We contributed to that GoFundMe from the, for the guy who got shot 15 times. Not a joke. Insane a joke.

You're right, and that's factually what happened. Insane way to explain it. But that's also the best way to explain it. Oh, yeah. So we had made the joke, it was like, oh, we'll donate. this amount and Michael said, it was $300. And Michael said, tell him, me, you, and Nick shipped it $100. It's just so funny.

There's no place to leave a comment. I still did that. But like, somebody noticed it on the Discord and posted it as like 100% he donated. And I was like, oh yeah, that's from me. and Michael and Nick and didn't say anything else. Everyone was like reacting. Oh, that's so sweet.

I'm nice. And the guy who left the shout out telling us about it was like, oh man, you guys are so, this is so awesome. Thank you so much. And then I was like, we're happy to help. Also, just so you know. It is, in fact, from all four of us.

And then he said something that was like, don't worry, I'll let my friend know. It's from two guys, a monkey, and no one else. And a rat. And I was like, perfect. That's perfect. Putting the sign up, this is no wall in front of that wall.

In front of a wall. What is that mean? That's very funny. It means no wall. Which one? That wall. No wall. Get this wall out of here.

Different wall. I know by the looks at this house, I'm very poor wall. I need you to know. I bought this house with this wall. That's important. I bought this house before you. It's crazy. It's like running that don't use your phone at Alamo ad now.

Yes. Yeah. Yes. We know the irony. I saw the backrooms. and that thing came up and they got a couple of chuckles of people in the ice. And I just went out loud. I went, fuck off.

Hey, Eric, what's this thing supposed to be? I think it's pizza. Why would they make pizza if they have burger? Are they almost ready with pizza? I'll try pizza. Yeah. I swear that building's been done forever. It has been.

And then they just paint it. And now they're doing it. Yeah, it's like taking forever and now it doesn't look even like closer. Well, they're still working on the recipe for the pizza. Getting it ready. I had to paint it. $2,500. Cookoff competition?

Whoa! I make a chicken and gumbo? I make a mean gumbo. Go to the fat gator weekend. Also, the fat gator weekend is every weekend. That sign's been up for years. Dude, I'm a fat gator weekend. Fat Gator weekend's always happened.

Bullshit, you're a fat Gator week day. You're a fat Gator a year. Oh, oh, get them. Fat Gator week day. So these signs are all over Austin. Yeah, but they never take them down. No. Well, it's a year-round event. And notice that there's never a date on it.

It's like how every month is Ford Truck Month? Yeah. Thankfully. God bless. It's not like Honda days. That car is stopped just a mile behind the line. It is. What's funny is that they're probably not on the sensors, so they'll be there forever. Why don't realize that there's weights? Hey, stop before it. Stop after it. Yeah. Don't stop on it.

Stop in the crosswalk. Stop in the crosswalk. That's the best one. Well, last ride along, we had somebody eat. in the intersection backing up. Yeah, I forgot about that. That was pretty cool. Yeah, he's got a forward, backward. Oh, am I over the line?

Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, your whole car. I'm coming back. You could just go. Yeah, at this point, run the line. I'm a little bit after I had Nick's barterita. Uh, yeah, Nick, Nick had brain freeze. A monster brain freeze.

Why'd you get it frozen? Because he always does. I always get frozen. It slows me down on the consumption speed. Is that right? It doesn't though. And is that what happened? Suck, suck, suck.

Yeah. It gave you the stop sign, but you ran me through. But here's the problem. You were over the line and you were like, I might as well run it. I'm excited to hear what the problem is. The problem is the non-frozen drink is that I just like down it and a go and that's it.

Yeah, but who cares if you just have one? Who cares how fast you drink it? I wanna feel the feeling for a while. The feeling that you had made you not drink. But that was this time. It's not every time. You said that it's like every time. It is every time.

It is every time. And then I get past it and I drink more. What you're saying would make sense. If you were like, I'm stopping myself from having two or three. Yes, but it's just one. But I am. But you're not.

You're not, you weren't gonna have two or three that lunch there. Were you? Oh yeah. Oh. I hadn't thought about that. I was just like the taste no frozen better. Okay.

What is going on? Speed up, speed up, get him. Whoa, cool. Get him. What is this thing? That's awesome. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Can you go on the highway with those? You sure can. I see them all the time. Yeah. Look at his trike. I don't know that you should or can't. Yeah. do.

Dude, it's a better idea than the inverse where it's the one wheel in front and two wheels in the back. That's crazy. Those things were death traps, the ATCs. Would you take, would you no helmet take that on the eye? Absolutely not. No. I mean, unless he was just like on and off because like you can hop on and hop off real quick.

But he was in the left lane, so I'm not sure he was doing that. Yeah, I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't write that thing without helmet. The helmet laws in Texas are just like, oh, there's no lane splitting, but you don't have to wear a helmet. And it's like, you, around these drivers, you'll die. And people still lane split.

Oh, yeah, absolutely they do. At least on side streets, where it's a little more, like, you can see him coming. Crazy. At least it's a little more stable on, like with the two wheels in the front. If that was a motorcycle and he was riding without a helmet, that's a death sentence.

This is a treacherous drive. I think you should contribute. I think you should straddle the lane. Turn your right blinker on and go left. People who... Happens enough. Don't ride crotch rockets, I feel like often don't wear helmets.

Like Harley guys. They also don't wear like protective... No, hell no. It's always, you see their shirt flapping. Yes, like a T-shirt. Yeah. It's like, all right, cool. Have fun wiping out.

Yeah. This should protect me. Yeah. God will protect them. They don't need equipment. The chosen one. That's right. Have you seen the, in like MotoGP, they have like, what are the airbags on their

in their suits? Yeah, for when they fall off. That's clever. Can you just buy those? Yeah. Like we could just get one? Yeah. And then what would we do with it?

Try it? Oh, do you need a trampoline? I've done it plenty of times without it. Do you think it's expensive? Time me up. It's probably expensive. Yeah, but it's probably not super expensive. The expense probably comes because it's a one-time use.

I bet it's more expensive to buy over and over and over. Yeah. Yeah. It's probably not that much. Yeah, it would be one-time use. Yeah, I don't think you'd tuck it back in. No. It's also super fun to watch those guys like fall and they just like,

they usually are just sliding along. Oh yeah. They have so much leather protection and stuff that like it doesn't bother them and they're kind of just like sliding. They're like, uh, they're just like waiting. Yeah, they look bored. Yeah. They look bored. With like the sliding. Yeah, that'd be cool.

I never happened to me. I never slid bored when I slid. Yeah, I slid painful. Is your hip still fucked up? Yeah. Oh, really? Yeah, for sure. Absolutely.

You're pretty sure you broke it, right? Yeah. Or cracked it. Yeah. I don't think I broke it. I think I probably had a fracture. Yeah, probably had a fracture. But at that point, like, what are you gonna do?

What are you gonna do? They don't put you in a cast. Yeah, they're not gonna cast you. They're not gonna cast. Yeah, they'd probably tell me stop doing it, but yeah, no deal doc. Yeah. That never worked.

It was the falling on it over and over again within like a month time, really. That really sitting at home. That'll do it. Like on the exact same spot. I'll never get when we had those little Caesar's little tiny calvin and you put it in his pocket. Oh yeah, and it's heavy. And you're like, oh, that hurt real bad. Yeah, I think it was still pretty fresh at that point.

It was quite fresh. Let's say you need to go. It was pretty excruciating. Now it's just painful, which is so much better. Yeah. And I'm sure it won't bother me. me in my old age at all. No.

No. You definitely don't feel like when the weather changes. I don't think I've heard anyone ever getting arthritis in their hips. No. For sure.

Definitely not. For sure. Definitely not. Yeah, it's like, if I like lay on the floor to do an exercise, it only hurts a little bit. Oh, good.

That's fine. That means you're getting stronger, actually. That's what I'm saying. It hurts like when you're doing like tricep kickbacks, you go too heavy. Ow! It's like same thing.

Yeah. See? Yeah, you're just getting stronger. Yeah. Have you tried working out the hip bone? Yeah. Oh, great. Oh, they were good.

Yeah, it's just pressure on it that is painful. Oh, good. It operates just fine. It's only if I touch it. Just don't touch it. Just don't touch it. You really don't need to touch your hip. It hurts when I do this.

Don't do that. Don't do it, yeah. I'm a doctor. Don't do that. It's fine. That'll be $500. Here's your prescription for Gratim. It's funny, that Nick's the one that gave it to me.

Brought it on a napkin. Dr. Monkey? He said, he said, take this when needed. Also, when not. Yeah. Also, when needed, take whenever. Yeah. It says cratum, it scribbled the R's backward like corn.

The K's a C. He doesn't know how to spell it. Prescribing it. T-U-M. Yum. It says, cratom, and then it says yum below it. He thinks it's food? Number hands.

A man. A board on that car in front of us. Oh, they're not for long. Baby outboard. Whoa, get them. Hit the gas. Yeah! Nick was ready.

He was... Nick wanted to be like a cruise missile. He was really ready. We were flooring around there. This bit doesn't make the video anyway. That's true. It makes the audio, though. Yeah, I know.

Whoa, look at that. That's amazing. Wow! Holy shit! Never seen anything like this. Biggest Don you ever seen. Wow, this looks like there's divvits in the road from where someone drove with no tire down this road anymore. Oh, yeah, that got healed up. We don't have to lie to him. You can see that.

Somebody came and stitched it up. Who would park here? That's such a good question. What the fuck? I don't know. They hop the fence? Right? So far away from anything.

That was their plan was hopping the fence? That's cool. I figured it was the fastest way to get home. I don't know if that tow truck still around the corner. Oh, yeah. Let's see you got a flatbed, I guess. We saw like a flatbed tow truck as we were leaving. He was lining up with a bunch of cars in front of them.

Oh, uh, what the fuck? Oh, now there's a tanker. Why is there an oil tanker in our residential road? Sorry, guys. Sorry, guys. This one's on me. I ordered some. Yeah, I was ordering some. Yeah.

And also, don't touch that vacuum. I'm taking that. Vacuum parked behind my car. All right All the cars are still here No, that last one is gone It's different I mean maybe he just moved

I think you're right Well no, that's where he was parked Oh you're right you're right Weird So he was just eyeing it I guess Wait yeah Are they replayed it? Oh They see what they are

It's glistening Drive all over Oh dude I'm fucking rip down on my one wheel Oh fall there You might not roll You'll just stick Yeah you'll become the thing Oh okay so these

These guys are here for that. Yeah. That's tar that they have. Yeah, not oil, which is a hot, come on. Oh my God, look at the... Oh my God, I can't even show that shit. You can't show it. It's so much.

It's covered in goo. That's crazy. That's so much goo. Wow. Wow. We really put that together. We're smart. We're smart.

Oh, the Four Geniuses podcast? All right. Yeah. Turns out it was just a bunch of foreshadowing. That's what it was. That's right. Move over number 23. It's number four now.

Alright, nap time. No, no food. Yeah, we're done, right? Yeah, that's it. Podcast. We hit the, uh... No, fuck that. Close the garage.

He just set it in a blaze. Somebody was in the... He said it a blade. Because you couldn't wait. Yeah. Oh, I thought he was already in. You were wrong. No, I stopped to think about my nap.

Hey, weed. There he's. What's that for? We swindled Alfredo out of a lot of money for this table. Yeah. I don't think he's gonna stop until I stop the video. Oh, what? Are you sure?

Yeah, I'm sure. Wait, wait, what's on Tubey? What? No, hey, ass wipe, come back. Did he have your drink? Did he have- Go get him? Oh, God, yeah.

What the far fall? What is you, Bibb? Yeah. What is it? What is it? What is it? We're doing this. Kicking Michael Keyes in this.

You can I go to Keyes in this is what you are just for the next hour and a half you're just gonna watch this movie we get no we gotta go what the