100% Eat - Flags of Many Colors - Ride Along McDonald’s

Episode Date: October 24, 2024

Our Heroes take it to McDonald’s and back to get some breakfast. Listen as Nick falls apart, can’t get the app to load, then Michael can but doesn’t want the points until Nick finally gets it going. We talk about city flags and Nick doesn’t get the same thing as everyone else. This is a mess but at least it’s long? If you don’t want to watch on YouTube, we upload these to our RSS feed now. Either way. It’s Ride Along. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey guys, it's Eric. Go to 100%eat.store right now to check out all of our new designs and a new hat. That's 100%eat.store. But for now, enjoy the show. I witnessed someone at a left turn yield. It wasn't like a flashing yellow arrow. It was just a green light. And he was, he pulled into the middle of the intersection and was like, I will turn left as soon as I can. The light turned yellow and all the cars stopped coming and then it turned red and he was like, guess I missed this one.

No fucking way. He backed into the intersection. No. He backed out of the intersection, back behind the limit line. Where was this? Oh my god. It was that like Canig and Guadalupe, how did he back back up though? Surely there was no one behind him. He got lucky. He got lucky Oh, yeah

Choosing to turn what a moron there were no cars in the lights red. I can't go. I gotta go back Did you see the voodoo ranger has a it's a hard charged tea. Oh god on that truck. I did see that truck Yeah, I missed it. They have their own twee. Oh, no It's 40% Just the liquor it like that has a splash of tea. Oh, yeah, that has to be crazy, right? Yeah, we should hit it hard charged tea Yeah for your hard charge days. You know what all uh I'll give you a chance. Oh, yeah, they make good shit. They make good shit. Yeah, I haven't heard of them before

Tell me more about this brand That's not please come back to us Take us back. take us back. We love you. Also can we have our van back? We're better now, we're fixed now. Yeah. We're the air of our waves. We're streamlined. Yeah. Yeah, we're lean, we're agile. Yeah, if you give us, if you give us, if you give us money for a van, we'd get one that works. Yeah. You know how like you hit the gym, like, that kind of thing. We really leaned out That's what I did. We're a lot trimmer than we are. Yeah, for sure. We're thriving Yeah, the whole this whole car. This is it. Yeah, this is the whole company gangs all here

People that you know made the show now own the show we own the show It's our show and and have you met Gracie yet? Just wait But guys what if we did a funny bit where we got a really bad car or van Yeah, I wanted to be funny if yeah, but but it wasn't but it wasn't supposed to not work. Uh-huh It was right. It was like shit. Yeah, uh-huh, but it was shit. Uh-huh And it was bad. Uh-huh. It was bad. So we're gonna put you guys in two different cars. One of them's gonna be a two seater.

Like what? One of them's gonna be a one seater. Man. Who gets who's laugh? But you will never, you have no idea where you'd be without us. Shit, I guess you were right. I didn't think we'd be doing this well.

Here we are. Here we are. Turns out you guys were really holding us back. Whoever they are. Yeah, right. The Royal. The naysayers. The Royal they.

The Ops. Yup. Dude, are you ready to gobble till you wobble? Whoa, it's turkey time. That's a fucking sick logo or logo That's what it's early slogan He's not even open. I did not sleep very much. I didn't either I

Walked in at 9 or so if someone put me on the board, I was gonna punch. No, there was no I walked in at 904 and if someone put me on the board, I was gonna punch your face. No, there was no, we were all too tired. I watched Jordan get the duct tape and I was like, if a marker comes out, I'm gonna punch someone in the face. I swear to God. Well, you were on the ground for about the fourth time, so I figured you were gonna fix your tape.

Yeah, yeah, no, I did keep falling off. It's because I don't belong up there. I don't know. Yeah, that's it. I don't believe that, I don't know, it's not gonna be nice. Okay, I mean, let's remember who brought you the magnet conversation. Oh, man. Yeah, not gonna believe that. It's not gonna be nice. Okay, I mean, let's remember who brought you the magnet conversation. Oh man. Yeah, I'll first.

It's okay, she's not looking. She's not looking at all. You're not looking at all. You wanna go to the side. Holy shit. Fucking driving head at us, looking 90 degrees to the left. That was insane.

Then, don't wanna get teaboned. She went like this. Oh, yeah. I was about to crash into you and kill you About that crazy Wow, they know to go fucking that was that was nuts. Well only this show that was fucking crazy What the fuck? Look, it's early. God

She hasn't had her coffee. Yeah, she just got it. Will got it. Don't drive at me until I've had my coffee. She was, it was, that. It was head on. She just kept coming. Yeah, she did. I think she was screaming, chicken, bitch. The last thing you want is to get T-boned. You won't do it, you won't do it.

Yeah, you don't want to get T-boned. That wouldn't have been T-boned. It would have been head on. Well, she was looking so she didn't get T-boned. Oh, yeah, yeah. She's fine with getting in a head on collision. You just don't want to get T-boned. Whatever you do, don't swerve.

Well, you wait till the last minute and then crash. Yeah. Well, you wait till the last minute and then crash. Yeah. Boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop. Anyone want to log in? Yeah. Boop boop boop boop boop boop boop. Oh, this guy.

These number boards they got. He could not wait to whip that out. He looked at it. No, that's fine. You can have it. And he just went, I got points. Well, he knew it. He went, Michael has one.

Yes. Uh-huh. Well, yeah. You always get the points, don't you? I, I got points. Well, he knew it. He went, Michael has one. Yes. And then, uh, uh, uh, uh. Well, yeah. You always get the points, don't you? I always get the points. I'm the one that just has the app. I have the app. Right.

He has yours. At any other place, I'm the only one. Were you trying to jump the line at Einstein Bros.? No, you were right about that. Right. That's always the case. OK. When Eric said, hey, does anyone have the Sonic app,

I was the only one that said, yes, I do. No, no, no. Your phone is still loading that app, huh? All right. Now I'm going to turn it on just to see. Enter your code. Uh-oh. Just I'm not trying to beat him, but I

am trying to put some fear in him. Whenever it's convenient for you, go ahead and put in that four digit code. Oh. Wow. Oh, look at that. Mine popped right up, dude. That loaded real fast.

Oh, no. Lock mine pop right up. Okay You were so ready to go I got you didn't have no you can I know I've won and that's why I'll let Him know no no keep it let him have keep it up there And then if he can't figure this out you can figure it out then we just hit continue this dude What is he doing? He was so quick on the draw and then there were no bullets in the gun. He's still logging in. I'm here. No, I got it.

Wait, no you're not. That's a blank screen, dude. Before you start saying you got it. I really wanted to... He was gonna hit continue. How many points do you have, Nick? Let's find out. 4,500. We go to rewards and deals.

Does anyone? Nick has 4,600 points. Guess how many I have. I'm going to guess you got 30,000. 56. 10,000. 88,000. Oh my god. I thought your number was wildly honest with you. 88,000. Oh my God.

I thought your number was wildly honest with you. To be fair, I use it for... 88,000. To be fair, he was logged out and didn't know. So he never uses it. He's done it all the time. Okay, who wants... Nick, what do you want? It's staggering.

I saw like a Reddit thread or something, or like a meme or some shit, and it was like, yo, why she got so many points? And it was someone with like, his, because some guy's girlfriend had like 40,000 points, and I was like, oh, why she got so many points? And it was someone with like, because some guy's girlfriend had like 40,000 points. I was like, oh, that's a lot. How many do I have? And I looked and it was like 25,000. And I was like, fuck, dude. Do I have a problem?

I'm doing the steak egg and cheese. That's what I'm getting. I'm doing this. Make it three. I'm making it a meal with the premium roast coffee. Well, don't make it three because I don't want the coffee. Well, you guys don't have to do this.

You don't want the coffee. No, you definitely want, I want the coffee. I want the orange juice. No cream, no sugar. Black, baby. Cut in half. What does that mean? Oh, I think that means to cut it in half.

Saw my coffee cut right down the middle. I hope it's horizontally. Okay, that's mine. Jordan, go for it. Alright, steak, egg, cheese. We got to see, this is part of the reason why we picked this because Jordan just had such an experience Might just get a different fine with me. I like it in high C. Whoa high C breakfast

It's weird, but it's I like it. Don't worry. I do He'd eat sandwich to go he was the first one he was the first one to order. Yeah, didn't do any of it, right? He's just so, hold on. Saw what everyone else is getting. Hold on. What'd he get? I hate how they do this. What about take two?

What about take two? Small, how do I make it big? Can you customize? Yeah, you can, it's just stupid. You gotta search. Oh, so annoying. Oh, that's crazy. How dumb.

Well, it's like in their head, it's convenient. We just put the small ready to go. We've talked about this, but if you want me to you're getting more large It's six extra. Nick. Are you gonna change what you're doing? You're just getting more. What are you doing, dude? He's gonna get a second sandwich Go for it. He got two sandwiches and neither one are the ones that we got. Should we get some pancakes? No No, I don't I don't think there's anything like is there anything else we want some pancakes? No. I don't need the St. Kitts. No. No. Absolutely not. I don't think there's anything like, is there anything else we want to try? Pancakes are bad.

Is there anything else we want to get? Um, can I get a McGriddle just as a backup? It's what I did last time I got the bagel. You know what, in an un-Nick-like move, that makes sense. This is what Jordan- Well, I started with my backup. Right, but my point is you're gonna consume both. Unquestionably. Okay. He didn't like it last time he had it. I'm ready to go. Right, but my point is you're gonna consume both. That's not necessarily true. Unquestionably.

Okay. He didn't like it last time he had it. I'm ready to go. Any other sides, anything? So you would like a broadcrust? We're good? Yeah, no, I'm fine. Cool, all right.

You might order, try these. Maybe next time. I think we got all those. Yeah. Yeah, we're definitely going to go. Again, the way that you have to navigate in such a weird way to get a large orange juice. Yeah, it's stupid as hell.

These aren't made to make people get in and out of the restaurant. How is it less convenient than just having orange juice and then pick your size? As opposed to you have to find the orange juice with the right size. Why would they also assume you're one of the baby-est ones? And they're not next to each other. size. Yeah. Why would they also assume you're one of the baby-est ones? And they're not next to each other. Right, right. I had to go to a completely different page to find it. Everything's always in a different spot.

It's always the screen, it's here, it's here, it's there. Oh, like every terminal is different? Did you see HEB is finally bringing Tap to Pay? I don't mind it, it's finally, dude. How many times have I gone, oh right. Dude, that is crazy. I can't believe it's taking that long for them to do it. I know, it's like welcome to this decade, right?

Yep. That makes so much easier. It is truly amazing. That's a good idea. This McDonald's is kind of fancy. They've all been remodeled this way. Hang on, I'm gonna take a quick photo of... Welcome to Austin.

Whoa! Where are we? It's in Lamerblift! Where are we? I think we're... We're right here. We're there? Ah! Okay. We're there?

Okay. We're just two guys having fun with a map. Yeah. Who doesn't like looking at maps? Alright, Nick, point out where your house is. My house is Austrian. Nick lives here. I wish it was over there. I want to live on Quirnavaca. Oh, that's in like Westlake. It is Westlake looking.

This map is rolling hills strangely like. Why is the center of it fucking like, what do you call it? Far West. Nick is showing us where it ends. No, I know. Can you show us where something used to be? That's where the radio station is.

Nice. Like wildlife? And then they killed it. You asked me. Well they did, but then they realized a bunch of certain frogs live here and they don't do the- This actually, actually I knew it too I know how to go all the way Actually, actually a 360 while like this used to be Mexico

What about this part over here you were gesturing mostly on the west side Interesting then they just gave it to us. Yeah. Yeah, it was it was so nice the gave it to us. Yeah, it was so nice. When you go and you see like the six flags thing like at like the state capitol and you're like Germany, Spain. I don't think Germany's involved. Confederate? Yeah, is that really what we want to be claiming? Well according to the monument out front, yes. And according to the theme park. And it was a great time. Mm-hmm. We all shared and it was nice.

Now it's just one thing. What? What will be the next flag over Texas? If I have it my way, China. Oh, okay, that's cool. Yeah. Seven flags. A podcast flag would be cool. Yeah, I like that then why line yeah, just that strip

It's all black there's one thin white wine it just says all black, there's one thin light wine, and it just says, Pug Ass. With the saluting emoji. Thank you, heroes. Yeah. Thank you, heroes. The boys on the Vexillological subreddit will love that one. Did you ever look up the city that you grew up in,

like the flag? The flag, I think so, but like most city flags are horrible. Yeah. They all have just like the worst seal on it. Who cares? Oh, I got to show you the, I have to show you the one that got me thinking about this.

Is great. The city- Bad flag design is like, oh well. Here, I want you to guess. Okay. I want you to guess what city this is. I'm not gonna. Just try.

Oh man, I have no idea. I wish it is- I'm not gonna. Just try. Oh man I have no idea. I wish it is, if only it said what it was like not just once but maybe twice. I wish it said it in impact font all over it. That was, they changed it recently. That was the city of Anaheim flag. I love, I love that it was city of Anaheim and then in the middle city of Anaheim. Oh, all right. Okay. That's what like we labeled it twice. That's what like Minnesota flag look like. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Before they change it. And I really love that there's a wave of states

redesigning their flags, because a lot of them are like this too, where it's just a seal that says Minnesota. Yeah, what city, what city did you grow up in? Woodbridge. I wanna see if there's one. Not to be confused with Woodbridge Township. Where I also grew up.

This cannot... This... okay, hang on. Hang on. When I searched for it, it said there's no way. Surely, surely it's not a white flag with... They weren't original. Times New Roman font that just says Woodbridge. Honestly, that's like... That's like, wouldn't surprise me.

Hey, what you feelin' like? Woodbridge. Fuck off. What more do you need? Stop looking at my flag? Whoo Was that one busy? Oh what bridge New Jersey? That's township. Oh, yeah. Okay. It's like oh Does it have like it has like all like the things inside of it all the? What is it all like the towns within the township? Oh that could be it

Township of Woodbridge. Some cities in this country. Can you stop doxing me? No. Some cities. There's a burden he's got to work. Yeah, dude. Unions, baby.

Look at that. That's, I mean that's. Hey, look, a lot of pirates. Yeah, this one's like a lumen out of here. We got like pirates, we got gold miners, and then like an Aztec temple or something. Send all these pictures to Nick so he can drop them in the video at this point.

He can Google it. He won't. He won't. I absolutely, I wasn't repeating him, I was just gonna say it, and I was a second behind him. Um. Ha ha ha ha. Chicago has a great flag. Chicago flag's good.

And Washington, D.C., and that's it for cities. The Philly one is weird. Really? Yeah. You got it? It's what they designed their jerseys that they wear on Fridays after. Oh, it's that blue and white that it's just the most plain. That looks like the flag for Ecuador.

Yeah. Or something. I pulled up Cerritos. again they have a seal in the corner but there's some good flag design principles as well but it just looks like like like the bottom looks like just a hill from MS Paint it does but it looks kind of a Cerritos is Spanish for hills oh you know what you know what I mean that tracks it looks I don't know dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's not great. Hey speaking of MSP. Yep, like it's San Antonio

That's great. That's art. The star is squished this star is squished Well, you couldn't you got a hold control or or shift while you while you otherwise it'll just standing tall Tall proud star. Uh-huh. And then the element- Wait, on all your sides on a star to be even? You want normal? Gotta have the element, right? That's really just how it looks.

It is squished. It is just, it's a star. You thought it was an accident? Yeah. It looks like something Mario would want to collect. Yeah. Kind of spins around It might have a face on well, then he turns into a tanuki Davey Crockett

Bro get your food. I lost one. I'm sorry Get a couple pictures real quick thank you name Nicholas Nicholas he makes a face and it's funny every time for you put this on a flag oh we should do a monkey flag monkey flag not a bad idea Monkey flag not a bad idea. What else is on it? Is this just his head? Oh, what the fuck? No.

Cool. Why would I get a picture? Well, it's not there anymore. Yeah, you still don't see it. It's a pay phone without the phone. I'm gonna show this to my son. Look! I'm gonna forget about it, the incident. This is...

Mom, stop showing me, this used to be a payphone. I know. Okay. Wasn't there a thing in like, I think it was like New York City, they were going to repurpose all of the phone booths to be like wifi-Fi hotspots run by the city so that people would have internet

connection wherever they go. That's like a cool idea that they're never gonna do, yeah. I don't think they did it. The mayor just got indicted for like corruption. Oh dude. I definitely don't think they did it. Yeah, hey, the guy that was meeting with the gang leaders. I know. What? Isn't that a crazy thing that like- the guy that was meeting with the gang leaders? Yeah, I know.

What? Isn't that a crazy thing that like- Doesn't that make a lot more sense now? Huh. Really something. I just think it's gonna be unsafe to go to that Burger King now. Yeah, they're-

Now that he's in jail. Those gangs are gonna be out of control. They are. They're back. No, he's gonna be back at that Burger King on the other side. Uh-oh. He's part of the gang now, yeah. But at least Subway's okay.

Nick, do you need a clap or no? Yeah. Thank you. Can't be safe to go to that Burger King now. He was the only one keeping them in line. He went there so frequently. No deal, Mayor Adams. Anyway, I'll see you on Tuesday.

Yeah. Still good for... Yeah. The shipment's coming into town, right? I think people... Taking a trip, right? I think people- Taking a trip to Turkey. I think people were like, oh my God, I can't believe this.

And it's like, oh really? You can't believe that the mayor of New York, like it feels like specifically the mayor of New York is- Think about all the other mayors of New York there have been. It's solely built on corruption. I don't know that there's anything else there. It's just that. That's crazy.

What was Rob Legoyevich, the governor or the mayor of Chicago? Oh. I think he was the governor of Illinois. I think he was the governor. He might have been. He got it. He got it big time as well.

Yeah, but then they came after him and then he said, that's fine. I'll go on dancing with the stars or whatever. What? Yeah, he was on like Dancing with the Stars or whatever. What? Yeah, he was on like a bunch of like TV shows. They're really stretching that term, stars, aren't they? I think they have it for a long time. Yeah, I think, that, what is the masked singer?

Yeah. Does anyone know what? Yeah, there's people who are in masks. And they wear giant mask on. But they're not, they're not like singing. Yeah. Yeah, they are. That's the whole point. Yes. You gotta guess who they are by their singing giant mascot costumes. But they're not like singing. Yeah. Yeah, they are. That's the whole point.

Yes. You gotta guess who they are by their singing. There's no way they're actually. Sometimes they're bad singers. They're in like a mascot costume. They're also not in the mascot costume until it's like a reveal, right? Like.

What are you talking about? He's saying he doesn't believe Hollywood. I don't believe, like nothing about that show makes sense to me. It's all CGI. I don't know how people buy it. See, I knew that. That's how they got Robin Thicke there still. They CGI-o. They put Robin Thic nothing about that show makes sense to me. That's all CGI. It's see I knew that that's that's how they got Robin Thicke there still they CGI over

Robin think it's a judge. Yeah, what the fuck? Yeah. Oh, did you not know that? No, I think the only thing that I know about that show That's the only thing you know, that's I know that and Rudy Giuliani. Oh the Rudy Giuliani thing when they all walked off Oh, yeah, that's right. Hey guys, it's me. Oh, the Rudy Giuliani thing where they all walked off. Oh yeah, that's right. Hey guys, it's me. Your favorite. I know what you're writing about. Dude, even Robin Thicke took a stand there.

Insane. Rare. Who is the other, who are you saying the other judge was? Who's the dude from Community and the Hangover? Name Ken. Oh, Ken John. Yeah, oh, Ken. He's a judge. Oh yeah, he's a good singer. Named Ken. Oh, Ken John. Oh, Ken. He's a judge.

Oh yeah, he's a good singer. Oh my God. I'm gonna, what the fuck? What happened? I can't see. Oh, that guy's on a bike. In the middle of the road. With a kid's bike.

Going the wrong way. Trying to haul another bike. Where's the kid? Looking for his bike. I couldn't see because Michael is directly in front of me. I am sitting in front of you. It was quite a reveal when I turned. Why didn't you move?

Eric, does this seat like go up? Just ceiling? I wish it would go sideways. When I went to buy this, I asked if the seats go left and right and the guy said, what? Here we are. And you didn't follow up? He said, what? Here we are. He said you didn't follow up. He said, what?

Not on this model. That's the limited. Yeah, this is base. Sorry. I think he was asking you to raise your voice. Oh, I need you to ask me that louder. Yeah. What?

And he said debit or credit. I wish credit. Oh, if I could have swiped my credit card, I would have gotten so many fucking miles. Oh no, dude. Oh, they wouldn't let you. I know. They don't they they it's it's weird they don't want you to buy a car on a credit card when you're financing through them.

What? You don't want them to go and- It's really shocking. Debt yourself that much? Yeah I'm like double one debt. Double debt? They let me do like $2,000 that was it. Like because I would have just taken what I did with it and then put it on credit and Yeah, yeah, yeah done

Like I didn't you get all those miles. That's what I'm looking for. I know I just want to go back to Flugerville They go they go and they're like boss. We got a problem. This guy's buying a car. So he's got the money Right Wait, you scam banks out of scamming you. I just looked down at the drinks. Yeah. Uh oh. The lid on this one says drench your thirst.

Yeah. That doesn't make a lot of sense. Yeah dude, my thirst is dry. The one on the orange juice says goodbye thirst. What orange drink did you get? This is high C. You're all there man. He wasn't paying attention.

I wasn't paying attention. He wasn't paying attention because he started. He was fucking panicking. He started thinking about how can I get a second sandwich? I have to make this make sense. I forgot he was also just coming down from the six minutes I'm a little stressed out by my hat. No, I got this. I got this. I got this. Oh, I don't got this I'm telling you, that's never happened before. I don't got this. Fucking whiskey app. This has never happened before.

This has never happened before, it's never happened before. And she's saying, it never happens to other guys, this only happens to you. She flipped through so many apps so quickly. I don't think that's true either. Like, app, mail, password, back to mail, confirm code, back to the app. I don't know how-

Loading, loading, loading, loading, loading. Yeah, loading, loading, loading, like your thing loaded so much faster than what happened Are you standing in a good Wi-Fi spot? No, I think it was just different Yeah, what do you have? AT&T Verizon. Ah I really wanted him to say like mip mobile You know Ryan Reynolds there was good guys don't you hear the chirp yeah

Guys, don't you hear the chirp? Yeah. Boost. I got Sprint. Where you at? Can you hear me now? Great. There goes the Mint Mobile account. They were going to pay for this podcast.

Do you need a hand? I'm good. He's good. I just don't want to spill this hot coffee. Oh, I appreciate it. I think he was more worried about himself. Eric hopped. I thought it was pretty cool. I know, I was just explaining it since they couldn't see it.

Jordan, come on in. I remember when Gracie doxed us. Nick, can you walk that? Yeah, I do. I was just gonna say that. We're back, baby. For the first time, I think I have to say, is it cold in here?

I think that's because I was running this fan. It's also because we started in the morning. I mean, I know. This is the earliest we've ever done an epi. Yeah. Well, you know, there's stuff going on. We gotta make sure that we have time to do an ep. Why we gotta get his hair did?, I do got to get my hair did

And when I don't get it hair did it's gonna all have been for nothing You think you won't get your hair did I think it's possible what really you never know Okay, remember canceled a lot. We all got the same thing and then Nick got two sandwiches different from the sandwiches we got. Yeah, correct. Consider that. I considered it when I bought it. And... Well, ordered it.

I didn't like it. This is an Egg McMuffin, is that what you got? Yeah. This is the finest sandwich. Bacon, egg, bacon, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg Big and egg-o-land cheese. That's a me. Wahoo. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha He's avoiding potatos. Oh, he won't even say them right. Yeah. He gets starch, dude. How the hell are you? He gets all his carbs from sugar.

I gotta figure out if I want the rest of my 7-Eleven coffee first or if I want the... Mix them! We should compare them. Mix them! Coffee taste test comparison, here we go. Okay, cool. All right, Nick, you ready to clip this out?

Here we go. All right, here we go. Three, two, one. Hey guys, what's up? It's Eric and I'm here for a coffee comparison taste test. Here's 7-Eleven. Ready to clip this out? Here we go. All right, here we go. Three, two, one. Hey guys, what's up? It's Eric and I'm here for a coffee comparison taste test. Here's 7-Eleven. What's to coffee?

To coffee. To coffee. Oh, you should have probably done something in between. McDonald's. Why wouldn't you do something in between? Ah! McDonald's hot. Hot?

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or well yeah I'm taking pictures now. No, well, I don't. I was wondering if we end this video? This video and video? Yeah. Okay, so you ended that one. Now we're back to the ride-along. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, now we're ending this one. Yeah, and then we can do the episode. All right, goodbye.