100% Eat - GOOD MORNING USA - Shake Shack Ride Along

Episode Date: September 4, 2025

Learn about American Dad and get on the Reddit to solve all the crimes. Jordan's days are numbered. Our Heroes are GOING IN on it for this Ride Along. Welcome to the Haters Ball. EDIT: Just saw the rest of the video, he actually doesn't work there and Geoff's party was at Geoff's house. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Good morning, USA! Was he really talking about an American dad back there? Yeah, did you not hear it? And then one of the other guys told him to shut the fuck. Really? Yeah. That's awesome. He's like, you need to shut up, man.

You're going to get fired. I just heard the shouting part. Yeah, I heard the shouting part when we sat down. He was shouting it. Then I went to go get the fire. food and then he kept going you guys watch american dad you know american dad you said american dad what's watching american man yeah right it was like you need to shut american dad you dude i don't i don't know what it is about that show it looks just like family

sounds like it too why why did that show get invented i don't understand for people that uh work at the mall i guess for Seth McFarlane hey but he's got the other one yeah but now he's Yes, too. Yeah, he needed more. They made American Dad when Family Guy was like canceled and like not quite, because it was just on adults women stuff. And then they brought it and then they brought back Family Guy and he went, I was just going to do this one. Now have to do both.

I remember I remember Family Guy coming back and getting popular and then they gave him. Family Guy didn't come back and get popular. It was popular on reruns and all that stuff. Right. Then it came back. But with American Dad already beginning production. I didn't know that either. And so he was like, well, now I have these two things.

And so he turned over American Dad to, like, the co-creators or whatever. Can't they just stop doing all of his role? Worst Head Three. He produced naked gun. He did? Good. Yeah. That's fine.

You know what? Good for him. Good. Yeah. That's fine. Give back a little bit, son of a bit. Yeah, after all the taking you've done. But also, don't write or direct it.

He didn't. He didn't. He didn't do either one of those things. Facilitate. Yep. Yeah, and he did. Yep. Did you do that? What was that space show he did?

Oh, the orvil, yeah, I think. I never heard that was pretty good. Did he write that? I think he did. I think he was starring in it, wasn't it? He was, yes. They got canceled, but. I heard it was very good from Jack.

I wasn't going to say it. Because that doesn't count. Have you heard anything about it? Not really. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Not that I can-huh. Nothing.

Nothing like reliably. Nothing confidently puts up for her. I would say like, nothing like, credible i've heard things that wouldn't even count as i heard i could i could read some reddit comments if you would like to form an opinion on that that's about right yeah i'm a normal person who does that yeah they have some opinions on reddit it turns out dude i love reddit not like the website but like our community our our community on reddit is awesome no no no our real community oh where's our real community it's like the rooster teeth oh oh yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Real. You know what I like about, you know what I like about them is that we're trying to hide the truth. Yeah. And boy, they see right through it, don't they? Yeah, those guys, those guys know it all. They got it locked in. That's them talking about us?

No, no. Oh, that's Eric talking about them. Yeah, yeah, because they got it figured out. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they cracked the case. Yeah. Yeah. You didn't even know there was a case, but they cracked it.

I didn't know. Yeah, don't even worry. Solved? Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's been solved? Oh, yeah. Was anyone punished? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Oh, yeah. In the eyes of the company. We got him? Uh-huh. Nice. Yep. Yep. Your days are numbered, Jordan. Oh, my God. Jordan, you have 24 hours. Ooh. Jordan Swears, you have 24 hours. Let the scandal begin.

Hold on as the ALS challenge is back. Mega-64 making that video and calling it the ASL Challenge. Oh, Jesus. good I would challenge Peyton Manning you have 24 hours clock's ticket yeah I think the problem do you think he ever saw it oh yeah he saw it oh yeah he chose are you kidding me see it oh yeah yeah yeah he never heard it red versus blue get out of here halo guys it guys the guys the halo thing did achievement do an ALS challenge?

Uh, I don't know if Achievement Hunter did one. I mean, I did a bunch of them. Did you? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know. He kept nominating him. No, I just kept doing it. They kept saying, Michael, you have 24 hours.

He's like, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. You hit somebody's front yard getting sprayed around. I remember, I did one. I think this was Achievement Hunter. He was like, me, maybe Ray, me, Ray. I don't know if Gavin was there or not. I remember I did this bit, but because the audience, now I'm talking about you, Reddit, Mr. Teeth.

It's so stupid. I didn't. say this, but I put on, I put, we didn't think we're like, we jumped into a garbage can or something like that. Uh-huh. Like, we, oh, I think I went like head first in a garbage can filled with water or some shit like that. But I kept saying, it's really cold, so I'm going to wear extra clothes.

And I wore, like, extra jackets and shirts and everything. So you can be warm. So I can be warm. And there were literally people that were like, dude, right didn't wear extra clothes. Michael wore extra clothes. What did they even mean? Like, that like, he, Michael, was afraid of getting cold.

Yeah, so he babyed out. So I got in the sopping wet clothes. Jacket after jacket after jacket. Truly. There were people like that. Now, great, this is, this is the minority. I'll stress this. If you are from the Rusty subreddit, it's you.

Yeah. But this is the minority. But it's not so astronomical where it can't be pointed out. It's like, it's like two at a 10, which is too high. Right. It's too high. You get like six and a half normal-ish people, like one actual normal person.

Six people, they're like, they don't really get it, but it's fine. And then you get two people that are just fucking morons. And it's like, you can't not talk about this. It's hard to ignore it to whatever normalcy. That makes sense. What are you talking about? And there were enough people saying that

where it's just like, these are the things I remember. Yep. Both sides. Very progressive of you. Yeah. Apparently we were doing it wrong. I don't know. Yeah, I guess, I guess, we can't do it anymore.

We were being too fair. Fair and fair. I'm sitting we're not. I'm going to Z snap one way and then back the other. Whoa. Now it's both ways. Both directions. Both ways.

Oh. Oh. Hey. Hey. Hey. I think there's something going on with Eric and Gavin. You think so? Yeah, I'm going to make a post about it.

Yeah. It's just like I could tell. Yeah. Did you, could you tell in that one regulation video where, like, Eric was, like, kind of looking at him? Uh-huh. But then Gavin, like, pretended like he didn't make eye contact, and it spoke volumes. All. Like, dude, I actually had to pause and rewind it.

Like, it just, like, something hit me. I'm fine with whatever speculation you want to put out there. As long as you're not doing weird Tumblr sex posts of, like, crude drawings of, of OTP pairings. There won't be drawings. Eric, that's all they're doing. That's all it is. Why did you sign up for when you and Gavin engaged

in your dark little secret? You think you could just look at each other and think... God. We saw, remember what Nick happened when he saw him in public, but didn't want to pretend that he knew the guy. Oh, he said, hello. And he would draw that. Yo, I made a Tumblr fan fict of that one time Nick ran into Gavin.

into Gavin at a storm. And he said, hi. As they passed each other, their hands caressed. Oh. No. Gavin whispered, me in the changing room. Nick walked away and was just like, fist clenching.

That's what we should have done when we saw each other. His nails dug into his palm. Yeah. I should have pretended like I didn't know you, even though I've been working with you for so long. Right. And just be like, I don't know, he doesn't know who I am. He doesn't know I am.

It's fine. I should have ignored you. said hi to Barbara. Yeah. That'd have been pretty good. Yeah. Now, when he says Barbara, everyone posting on Reddit,

he doesn't mean Barbara Dunkelman. That's the only one! That's the only one! It happens all the only one. All the time. If you don't specify Barbara, how would anyone think or no, you're talking about your wife?

It doesn't make any sense. We're talking about B-Dunk over here, okay? Me and Barbara Dungleman are hanging out at the cost. Wait a minute, so Barbara Dunkleman doesn't like those giant drinks in her tiny, tiny hand, even if she's a tall, tall woman. Ah! No!

Barbara, like, a lie. Barbara Dunkelman is drinking Matt Dew and calling it her viewing shoes? You say she doesn't go out that much. I see her out all the time. What are you talking about? She's a very social person. Oh, man.

I'm still waiting on you and Barbara Duncanman, Meanie for brunch on Sunday. Any day now. Okay? Me and Barbara Dunkel then. Figure the schedule out. Oh, shit. Oh, man.

Oh, fuck. I really like the Roosjeet's up ready. Well, it's really just like the dumbest game of telephone. Yeah. Where like somebody doesn't watch something. Yes. And then somebody like gives the wrong information. Especially now, Jordan, there's nothing to watch.

It doesn't exist. But somebody else is just like, okay, thanks for that. And it just gets dumber and dumber as it goes. Like, did you hear this? Right, yeah. And they always- Did you hear this thing I just made up? Yeah, exactly.

That I just assumed. According to some rumors I'm starting, yes. It's a lot. I think every fourth day is somebody posting and going like, so when is rooster teeth coming back? And then it is just copied and pasted replies of like, he's talked about this on these episodes of his podcast. It is not coming back in the form.

He just bought the rights to what it. was right but then Jordan works there so I don't really get it yeah where is our invite yeah what the fuck yeah yeah I turned it down I'm waiting for a second ass let me again yeah you're doing it it worked out so well yeah why fuck with the system no no no no no I won't do it ask me again ask me again well based on how it's the first also I don't know what good it's gonna do but saying like saying you work there. It's like, that's not true. You put, sorry, man.

You put too much time and distance between me saying it and you saying that. No one's going to listen to that context. Plus, I just read it on the subreddit. It will be people pausing it after I say it and you don't rebuke it. And then they'll make the post and then they'll make an edit to that post as they continue to watch this. And they go, hey, just watch the rest of the video. He actually doesn't work there. But they won't delete their post.

It's just a quick end. Or does he? Yeah. Oh, wow, speculation. Where is there, Jordan? What were Michael Ray and Jeff really talking about? At Jeff's party? Oh, wow.

That was at his house, right? No, that was at the regulation house. Oh, my bad. I can't, I can't, I can't, yeah, how do you not recognize that? Honestly? It's like Michael's going gray. No. Oh, actually, that's, I understand.

That actually happens due to the stress. Yeah, he's the most stressed person there is. What we're doing is we're talking about real comments right now. Somebody who didn't, I guess, clock. Don't think I didn't fucking see that. Look at my beard. Oh, shit. My beard is white.

Your highlights for gray. That's like whatever because it's also, but that's the beauty of like the truly the echo chamber they live in. Yeah. Because you could just look at pictures of me if truly you were curious. Right. Is he? Two seconds later. Oh, no, he's not.

Yeah. The picture wasn't a greatly lit picture. Correct. But it is just like my, my bleach fading. Yeah. And it's not just that, though. that someone's not anything, it's that someone then reply to the authoritative.

Yes, yeah. Well, he's this old and he's got kids. Right. Here's what you're talking about. Here's me making up a reality based on your comment to make it seem true. Why are you helping that person? Someone needs to leave a big, several paragraph comment

for everyone to rally around and just upload. And then when new people come in, they go, this is a 70 upfoam. Yeah, this is the truth. Just a post written by a real space. Boys, we cracked another one. We sure did. We did it.

Listen, that's two cases. I was telling cold case to solve. Wow. I think I was telling Blaine the other day that I love doing 100% eat because we love beating a dead horse. I got no problem. I love it. It's like my favorite pastime is just picking the horse back up and beating the shit out of it. It's a great time.

If you came, if you were like, oh, man, I was on the Roosteed subreddit, but now you're like what we describe as a 100% eat fan. we saved you. Yes. You're drowning in an ocean and you got on the boat. You probably didn't even know because you had no idea you were in the common said you're actually in a very nice spot.

You didn't know. You were just a kid enjoying Burger King. Yeah, it was just dressed upon you. You had no idea what you were doing. Yeah, the next thing we're saving you from is Burger King. We're trying. One thing at a time, folks. The show ain't ending until everyone's over.

I still, like, if they go down with Burger King, at least like they drowned in the pool, not in the ocean. Yeah. They were faced down on the ocean. able to recover your body like that they were savable you ever see those uh videos on like ticot or whatever where it's somebody going down a water slide and then like it ends but they like don't sit up or whatever they just start flailing and like a lifeguard has to like just sit them up it is like a foot of water maybe and they're just like flailing and kicking like they're drowning

children or adults oh adults yeah yeah yeah i can see children children are dumb but just Just think about that robot, that breakdancing robot who then fell and then just started going, I don't know, freaking out. Are you talking about the Austin robot? The Austin robot? Oh, you didn't see that? There's a robot here? Yeah.

No, I didn't see that. Was he wearing a little cowboy hat? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. I saw the cowboy hat robot. Yeah, he like fell into the same thing. He fell in the street. He's like fell in the street.

That's like how they reset. Yeah. People were like, walked into a sign or something and just fell backwards into the road. Let me die here. People were like picking off. they're like shoving them around and stuff and people are like that's so sad and they went no it's not it's a robot somebody put a little cowboy hat on it's not yeah but that hat gives him emotion that's exactly that personality i see him as a human now

crazy crazy hey hey yeah treat that robot with respect how about women shut off don't all right all right lib hey man whoa you oh that really got to the core or something and And I didn't know that was there. That's really special. That's, wow. Well, hold on, hold on, is a girl robot? No, it wasn't a pink hat. Okay, yeah.

That's how you can tell. That's a cowgirl hat. That's how you can tell. Well, in some stupid chapelroen hat. Yeah. It's a cowgirl hat, Jordan, it's different. Then you check and you go, make sure the cowgirl ain't got any extra parts.

Yeah. He's grabbing it. What the? That was what you're doing with real people. We've talked about real people. on the show before that's a real person thought i mean that's a real person that's a real real person yeah yeah yeah oh man oh shit another case closed fucking hate austin fucking hipsters yo leave that robot alone yeah

give that robot rights let that robot vote the robot can vote via mail Just the robot. Only the robot. He can vote via email. Whoa. That was my thought. Whoa. Why is that light so short anything?

Yeah, that sucks. I don't know. Fuck people turn in there. Yeah. And go to hell, Nazis. This is one to add something. Yeah, yeah. Hey, you know what?

You know what? I'm with you, Michael. That's a bold stance, but I'm standing with you. You know, I'm right behind it. Yeah, that's a great. Odd silence from Jordan. Yeah, that's all I'm saying. Oh, I think my.

Editing. Editing. Post. Post. I feel like that guy who keeps messaging us knows exactly where I stand. He's trying to get me closer to his stance, and he's really frustrated at it isn't working.

Editing the post, it's so good. No comment yet from Jordan. Remains to be seen. You have to say something. Okay, edit. Everyone left, so I think it might be a joke. However, Jordan did not say anything. So it still remains to be seen where he stands. Also, can I just say real quick?

I really fucking hate this. Jordan, you can't just be on the internet for 15 years and express your views and your beliefs just like time and time again. And then not announce that in everything. Right, every single time. Silence is complicit. We have to start signing up every video with, with, uh, so yeah, uh, fuck Nazi. We have, we'll just write a checklist and we are, in fact, anti-fascist.

Then the best conservative fans will go, wow, guess what he missed. Dude, that's that classic, that's that classic, like, I like pancakes. So you hate waffles. Yeah, your silence on waffles is deafening. Oh, cool. It's a good mood to be in for this. I'm ready, I'm fired up. Yeah, dude.

I can't wait to get back to the old. studio is right baby stage five there's that water tower right yeah back when jordan lutz was in come on jordan yeah i have the keys yeah you do much like last time work there see editing post again edit edit in edit two he made he made it sound like a question but surely he's just deflecting you can also just walk around the other side there's no gate right yeah you got him yep I didn't even have to help him this time. I don't have a drink this time.

He doesn't have a drink, bitch. His hands. Sorry. His hands are free. Just dress him bites me. Oh, here we go. I came over to help him. Oh, you know what?

I take it back. Tall bitch. Michael, don't know it. It's not very tall. Michael, it's not bitchworthy today. Oh my God, stop saying it. What? So dumb.

Oh my God. We got a bunch of packages, so we're just about ready for. Hey, what's up? Oh, yeah, it works. There it is. If you missed. the Michael Jordan podcast where we installed it. Right. I didn't, was not really, I was talking to you guys, though.

Like, it's cold. Oh, it is cold. It is. We got a schedule set for it. Yep. I put the, you set a schedule? Yeah. The sensor, the third. I saw it was activated. Nice. Up there. Did it beef when, like, Nick went around it or no? He hasn't been near it yet. Oh, okay. I guess we'll wait, wait and see. I'm a little nervous. It's too hot to handle. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Spicey.

Yeah. He's going to be looking at Gavin. Caliente. What? No. No, he's going to be looking over here. Yeah. Welcome to the TLA. What did he think? Like, what did he think? Oh, my God. All right, well, thanks for watching this ride along.

This is going to be better than the podcast, I can already tell. We were fired. Jordan is going to go ahead and leave us off with all of our views. Okay, so. It's melting through the cracks in the floor. Alex Max style. Oh, yeah. So that's Nazi's bad.

Fascism bad. Okay. Fashion, good. Yeah, we like fashion. We gotta say what we like to. Yeah, absolutely. Why haven't you endorsed Zoran? There are many conversations that remain to be seen

and who knows what the future can hold the city of New York. I like Zadon. I thought it was cool, let him out, right him out of glass. Free Zoran, free Zoran.