100% Eat - Goodbye Graysie %% Burger King Spongebob Movie Menu

Episode Date: December 16, 2025

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Here we go! Touchfree! And now we went. Welcome to 100% eat. The show where we try every fast food restaurant, even fucking Burger King, to let you know if you need it. You probably do.

I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co-hosts, Jordan Sweers and Gracie's Flins. How are you? I'm good. I am not excited about this meal at all. Why? Don't let the set dressing and the hats full you.

Although very well presented. Very well presented. We know how this is going to go. Yeah. Awesome. Have it your way. Mine was rolling in the street for a minute. Yours went on a little adventure. Gracie, Gracey dove out of the car and screamed at it.

She did. There were so many things going on when we got in the car. She did get out and scream. That made my tummy hurt. Oh, yeah? What part of it? Oh, the food or the chasing the hat or the lemonade? The lemonade.

Jordan's eyeball, which part? A little bit of everything. When you put them all together. Yeah, we've been putting them all together. You put them all together. You've created what was an hour and a half for us. That just felt like an entire day. I think we got the food.

Like we were in Burger King about an hour ago. Yeah, yeah. And now it feels like so much longer. Y'all's crowns are so far back. Yeah, that's what usually we do. The kind of don't fit on my head. Dude, you don't put a crown like this, bro. I did, obviously.

That's how I wear it. I'm not gonna wear it like this. That's how clowns are worn, bro. Why would you not wear a crown like that? You wear it in the back of your head. Do you wear a hat like this? No, but it's a crown. Gracie, to be perfectly clear, a crown is a hat.

I get it, it's not a hat. The whole time you've been saying this is a hat, we're getting the hat. This feels wrong. I kept calling it a hat because Gracie wanted. It's going to fall off my head. It's not. It's not insecure.

Wow. I can do that too. But if I'm locked in. Right. Oh, right. You're locked in. That's true. I can shake all day. Yeah. Don't she looks silly. Oh, that was a lot on the brain. That's really hurting.

That's because it's so big. That's where the stomach is too. I can better to get myself vertigo. The stomach is right next to the brain. Have Jordan look into the back of your eyes. It's like just thinking about looking at the sun again. What are you doing with that? Stop.

You don't turn your flashlight on with that. Sure, I do. That's the button you have attached to that? Yeah, why not? Wait. I don't have it. It makes it really easy if you need a flashlight. You could do that.

Yes, you can. I have mine set to camera. If I'm taking a, I never need to take a picture in that. I mean, it's whatever you want. You can change what the action button does. Like anything. Anything that you want the phone to do?

Call mommy. You could set it to call mommy button. Call mommy. Figure it out for the next hour. You might have to log into your parents. Apple account. Listen, the ride along is very, very good this week. Yeah.

It's really incredible. It's all over the place. Not as good as the ride along that we had. You really need to just watch it. That one was fun of it. I wouldn't know. You weren't there for that one. I had my own ride-along that time.

Oh, no, I meant the drive-to burger game. Oh. The ride-along that was just us. Oh, that one was something. That one was, yeah, that was the eyeball. I guess, I guess also our private ride-a-off. That was Gracie going. Look at that crowd-down.

Oh, you fucking idiot. Gracie going forward and then hearing about the eye and then going, the whole, the whole ride. What are you talking about? How did they see the back of your fucking eyeball? Explain it to me. A girl can't be curious these days? He was not curious. You just refuting what Jordan was telling you.

It was borderline accusatory. I felt like you just kept telling him no. I felt like I was in one of those Jubilee debates. Yes, really. One of what? It's like, you know, it's like people debating people on the internet. It's good stuff. Have I told me earlier?

Are you okay? Or should we have to eat some cinnamon? Is it the Cini minis? that you wanted so fucking bad? I just burped into the microphone quietly. I didn't hear it. I know. But that's what was happening. It's not like a barf situation, right?

No. Okay. We just making sure. We got the Burger King SpongeBob movie menu. That was moving. That's what we got. Yeah. So apparently there's a new SpongeBob movie coming out. Yeah. Only in theaters. We don't know when. They won't tell you when. They won't tell us. Yeah. But we should go see it.

Gracie's reading everyone's hats. We should go see it. Does it say anything? Does it have the date? She's looking. She's looking closely. I'll check. Hold on.

I'll check. You show her more scribble knot. I found something that says tasty choices, the kids. Tasty choices the kids would love. Oh, dude, taste the kids. That was the original skittos. Oh, it does say,

it does say tasty choices the kids will love. It really just says that. More of that. Oh my God, look at Gary. I was going to say it's got Gary on it. He's a little pirate. His little bandana.

Again, the presentation for this is amazing. The 18th comes out on the 18th. I want to speak to the artist in charge. Okay. Eight days, Gracie. Until it comes out? Yeah, next Thursday. Let's go.

The presentation. The presentation of this whole thing. Can you all call me while you go? Yeah, we're going to call you while we go. Be an hour-dressed house. We're going to explain it to you as it, yeah. I'll watch it through the phone. Okay.

Gracie, they just said sponge boob. This place is going nuts. They're all laughing, but they haven't laughed at the good stuff. Also, you won't believe. They just don't believe the hats. Pasha. They're wearing so many hats. Bubble party.

We went to. Hey, another Burger King Crown. Yeah. Yeah, that's from the fiery one. Sam, y'all go here a lot. And then there's another one. For a disgusting place, y'all go a lot. Yes.

Yeah, that's mostly this show. I feel like normally we kind of enjoy this stuff. I feel like the ones you are on, you get to go to good places when you're on. Yeah, I did see y'all did some. This one, we're here for the SpongeBob, which you love. Yes, that was the reason that we did this. We didn't want, if it was up to me, I would not have picked us to do this.

What were the other things that you were between? Obviously, this was the one. Oh, I don't know. Probably there was like a jack-in-the-box thing, I'm sure. and then like, I don't think it's nearly as bad at all. There's like a pickle thing. There's a McDonald's Grinch thing.

It's like Pickle's doing a Grinch thing. Oh, I have seen that. And they come with a shaker bag. I went to get at the, and socks. I went to get it the other day, but they were out. All I keep hearing is that they were out.

I kept hearing that they were out of these too. Well, not this place. They have them in space. Damn. Out of cheese though. I'll tell you that. No, dude. All of our burgers.

What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? Did I do something? No. Oh, was it when I slammed my phone on the table? No, that couldn't have been in it.

Hey, I'm so sorry. I didn't watch it. I'll try not to do it again. I can't promise I won't do it again. I will try not to do it again. I will try not to do it again. So Burger King app, like the Grinch thing, I couldn't find this on, like, their website and everything to actually order.

So I've had, yeah, Gracie. You have the Burger King app? No, no, I have to download these apps to check if they have this, so you have that. Yeah. And stop taking pictures of the food Get iTunes I mean Apple TV As long as we all

I saw iTunes before you get As long as we all remember and agree We always stop right along We get to the garage I could have sworn We always say No not once We don't normally come up

Never We always show the food I guess I guess We still film inside Yep we used to have to Remember because in the old office Everything we used to cod

Remember the problem? used to be everything used to be so close. I wish we'd have that problem again. I'm remembering now. Burger King so far. Yeah, that burger, that drive to Burger King. Like, but the Burger King is close, but the drive there is miserable. That runs close.

Fucking Christ. You just, that's not what remembering is. I just remember. I'm reminded now, I'm reminded by this sign that I knew about this earlier and I had forgotten. See, detour. I'm going to go back and when that sign, when there's a sign that says road closed, I'm sending you a picture and I want you to say apologize.

It did say detour. It's a detour ahead. It didn't say road closed. Yeah, it did. Eric's Matt again. No, I mean, I'm loving it. They couldn't see over this. I said Eric's Matt, not you.

Is that not what you're talking? Huh? Hi. Yeah, that's it. Who am I? Which one are cute? I closed my eyes and I couldn't tell who was talking.

Wait. I'm not quite understanding what's saying. It's okay. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. it. And now's the perfect time. Jordan has an announcement. Gracie doesn't want me to announce it.

She told you to do it. I was going to rip the Band-Aid off so that you did wallow the rest of the episode. Gracie is moving away next month. She didn't want to tell you. Not she didn't want you to know. She couldn't do it.

I couldn't be the one to tell you. And she would have rather not said it. We've known they for like half a year. It's been like three months. Oh, I've referenced it a lot. Yeah, in the episodes. Oh, you have? We haven't talked about... They don't understand.

With me here? Yeah. Oh, I never once fucked up. You don't hear me anyway, so... You're right. You think he might be me. I'm not sure he's even in the episode. No, I know he's not you.

She thought you were talking about somebody else leaving. Usually we leave Michael in the garage. Yeah. They don't usually let me come up there. Gracie is moving away, but that doesn't mean we'll never see her again. It just means that we're going to see her way, way less. But we'll do some fun. We'll do some, we'll do some stuff.

When Grace is back in town. Yeah. When y'all come to my day. Like, and I said this to Eric before. Which we have talked about. And we will. And I said this to Eric before we started. It's just going to be like when Ray left and he'll come back all the time.

You don't get that? What he said is very funny. She's not dying, guys. She's just moving out of the state. We'll see her all the time. We'll see her one time in the next 10 years. 10 years. Eric's going to have.

something with him at the next company. I don't think I'll be away that long. With me. Hopefully you make the cut. You'll be busy with nah. With what? New achievement hunter. Yeah.

We're gonna, yeah, we're gonna do new achievement. I think the instance are Netflix. Are y'all really making new achievement hunter? Yeah. Yeah, do you want to be in it? Yeah, what do I do? There you go. Dude, and now check it out.

New achievement. I just buy. I'd like to do Achievement Hunter before Gracie. I like to do Achievement Hunter before Gracie. Achievement Hunter was four white guys. Oh, new achievement hunter's root. Remember that first golden week? I don't have to join.

Before the woman. Oh, no, that's fine. No, Gracie, it just the way it has to be. Guys, bad news. Gracie's gone. Can we just call the who's first scandal quitting

first? Not me. Gracie, she's already out. She was in now. She's gone. That's not good. It's not a nice of the extra. It'll be like Nick sucking toes or something.

No, no, no, don't worry. Nick's doing toe meetups. I'll be like everyone else that rooster teeth. I quit. And I'm back. Grace is back. I want to know who did that. Grace is back in.

A little offline about it. Rocco did it like four times. Oh, right the list. Rocco did it like four times. I don't even know who that is. You never ran into him. Oh, was he, had to do you quit before me? You did?

I think two or three. Was he there at all when I was there? No, that's why I was never there. Strangely enough, he never was never. He's like never showing up, dude. He's fucked up. He was supposed to be the new burning for a while. Yeah, Gracie, the joke is he did constantly release those statements and he did not work.

But he did not work there. No, it was also during your time. He did never work there. He did it for mega 64. He did for about 23 years. He would just, oh, he was never. Correct, but every time someone would actually do that, he would release another statement

telling the audience again, making fun of the people that did that. Yeah. That he quit again. These people would post it. Yes. Yeah. So then anytime that happened, there would be waves, he would come out with his statement saying, he's leaving again. I'll give you a fucking laundry list when we're off. Like anyone I know? Probably not. No, because you don't know who

anyone is. You don't even know who us are at any given boy. Were these like on camera people or no? Yeah. I mean, yeah. Just a ton of people. Incredible. I'm excited to offline about that. Yeah, absolutely.

But Gracie, we are sad that you're going. Do you want to say where you're going? Where? Mm-hmm. You don't have to. Don't, just if you want the state, not the address. Why would you say that? Just, just right.

They can. I'd like to see them try. I don't want to see them try. I would hate to see you guys try. All right, cut that too. Cut it all. Something would make it uncomfortable? I'm on it.

Because this isn't, this isn't Patreon. This is YouTube. There's still some fucking freaks. And don't forget. You're a new achievement hunter. You're gonna get them. You've got, have you been swatted yet?

Just wait. Yeah, that's when they send like the SWAT team to your house. They come on calls and says like so-and-so kidnap someone. Only one. It was a Jimmy Carrabba's house.

No, it's the guy looking for his lemonade. God damn it. God damn that, why did you bring it in my car? It was in my car. Because I thought it was ours. It was so full. Right. I assumed we just filled it.

It would obviously be full. We were in there. I totally get. Thank you. I totally get where great people were coming from. I was the first one over there. I knew that was just sitting there on the table. You should have said.

You didn't let her know. I went to the table like the next table over. But then when everybody was done, you spilled over to the lemonade side. Then it started congregating around the lemonade. Well, you sat down immediately and missed the fiasco up at the register. It was just bowed out of that. I did that all perfect.

No, I noticed immediately. But you miss a lot of good times. I didn't think he missed much. I think he saw it from afar. I went and sat down and started pretending I was on my phone. Oh, yeah. I was like, oh, he's back there, huh? And the two of them were just yelling out food items into the ceiling.

I walked up in- Chicken fries. Chicken fries. Poppers! And just so you know, Nick has said poppers about five times. I walked up and they have all of the SpongeBob thing in one, like, box for like 15 bucks. it's that is this box well and already you lost her

because before that on the way to the register is the table of the hats and she was right to it right to the hats I knew what I wanted also you said they were hats she was distracting yeah that's true she was distracted by that

and then boom ordering and she was like oh there's food food cinnamon cheese cheese fries I order five of these meals and the guy goes anything else and I'm like no probably no we're good and then he went okay

and that he gave me like the total or whatever and then I heard Chicken fries Chicken fries Poppers Chicken fries Cine buns Cinebuns

Cine Bine Bini Cine minis And then Right before So it was like ready to put my card in And he's like Okay I'm like All right yeah there's more And he's like

And he hit cancel And I'm like All right cool We're gonna add stuff And he's like Oh actually We're out of the Patrick Starberry

Shortcake Pie And he's like Usually we just substitute That with like the Hershey pie But we're out of the Hershey pie. Do you want like cookies or like an ice cream? And then I said, uh, is there any way to do the sinny minis? And he went, um, and his manager went, how many? Five? Yeah, that's fine. She like swiped her card and like gave it like a yes. Wow. And then allowed it. The price

probably didn't match. No. But definitely. I mean, for these bad boys. For a cookie versus yeah. So probably went down for these fucking things. They were giving us two cookies. We'd have 10 cookies. Yep. Wow. So we got those and then we got a 12-piece chicken fry and an eight-piece jalapeno popper. We had a 12-piece?

Yeah. I only had like three. Yeah, you made the mistake of saying there for everyone. And that's fine, but I'm just realizing how few I had. I thought I had way more. I'm just telling you that's why you only had three. No, I'm not upset about it because they made my tummy hurt and they weren't that good.

Yeah. But I'm just thinking, it seemed like I was eating. Like, more. I mean, I'll be honest, I wasn't counting your chicken fries. Nope. And then Gracie also got a soda. Yeah. And that was all fine.

We got the cineminis and everything. And then, okay, cool, we're all done. And we order and we sit down. And then Michael comes walking over and he goes, hey, give me the card. I want to get a drink. And it was what? And he's like, yeah, they have like holiday vanilla Coke. Yeah, I had to try it.

And then Jordan was like, give me one. Jordan's fucking whipped out his card so fast and give me one too. Yeah. It was like, oh shit. I thought he might think that way. So the picture, and this is what I'm using to post. to say like, hey, tomorrow's episode is Burger King. It's going to be that picture of Gracie sitting.

Having that drink with you two in the back at the soda machine, phenomenal photo. Am I holding the yellow drink? You are holding the yellow drink that I thought you were calling the lemonade over and over again. Because you were holding that face. You're like locked in. Yeah, and I think we're all wearing hats at that point. I thought I was just drinking and I didn't know how I was doing something interesting. You were having, Nick couldn't get the vanilla holiday.

You were having fun. They didn't have Coke zero. No, zero. I like it. Screwed you. It's a good photo. Yeah, Nick just got back from a trip and he's trying to be good. He wasn't.

Oh, my God. Yeah, he kept yelling poppers, poppers, cineminis. Why? Why did he? Why did he say it? I don't know. That was like when he asked for the ranch. Put him on the knowledge.

Can I get one more? She gave me three. And then he said, because he's so polite. She gave you three when you said. The sizzler. Yeah, and then You said Rizzler And then he starts saying Sizzler

I think for For Soss Monkey, it should be Smsm So you should be Sizzler I think it should be Sizzler All right, yeah, I'll roll on that, sure I think smizzler's pretty good You sure you don't want the Gary side showing? This angle is so good

Because you know what Nick wants Was that feet? Upside down That means he's down to fuck Yeah, that's what an upside down pineapple means and now he's doing keys like a key party yeah the painting the painting was really a jingle jangle jangle i did like the turdent type jingle jangle and you put the key

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You guys want to learn about Burger King? Yeah, I made the effort to make a sponge. emoji today. I don't know if you saw that. I thought it was. I thought it was a stain. Check it out. In orange. No, I made that. Yeah, I made that. Yeah, I made that. Yeah, it should be. It's one of his reactions. Yeah, we all reacted. Are we going to be there at five? I did pineapple. Yeah. Did you try time? Did you try time? Did you try it? I didn't try it. I didn't try it. I type sponge. Grasy. And then I had to type rectangle sponge. Yeah. Spong. And then it gave me a lot of greens. I did minimum range. It was really serious about showing the regular side of another. Yes, it always does. Oh, yeah, I've learned it.

Try describing something different. I've learned how to work with it. You wanted it to be rectangular because this is a standard. Yeah. It's kind of, no good. Curvacious. Yeah, no, no, yeah. I went rectangle because I didn't be sponge by it.

I'm trying sponge with a smile. Okay, that's good. Go ahead, Michael. Where'd my water go? Yeah, there you go. That's pretty close. is it for good that's not been a sponge that's spong boob

oh dude they get really hey yeah yeah hey what the fuck okay we should stop does anyone have any Bob pinions no I think we went through those

I like SpongeBob yeah you go I think he should be 2D yeah that's it no no we gotta get the facts here we go to read the paper

he wants me to read the paper he got to get into the facts wow really the show. That looks at it. It doesn't happen. You know what's crazy too?

The last two episodes you weren't on, we didn't do the fact sheet. Are you fucking serious? No. Are you being? No, he's not being serious. He's making fun of you. He's doing that thing.

No, I'm where he lies to you. Yeah. I'm doing the thing. I thought we were done with them. I'm trying to be on your side. Well, everyone was trying to gaslight you earlier about. See, Thither. Everyone always is.

Everyone's always. Our last Burger King was June 10, 20, 25 week. The Burger King, How to Train Your Dragon Meal, received an average rating of 35. Yep, piece of shit. What was that? Dude, and it was red stuff.

It was red, but it wasn't spicy. It was just red. The bun was red as shit. I didn't eat it, but I remember to add. Tasted normal. They brought back the red bun. Yep. For like the, for like the next.

Yeah. Adams family. I thought, didn't they also make a black bun? They made like a black, they made like a purple. It might have been, I don't remember. Angry Whopper or something like that? Angry Whopper or something like that? Yeah, that might have been it.

Evil Whopper. Yep. All right. Angry Wopper. I like that Mr. Krabs's eyes are in his hat, not his head. Yeah. Can you see the back of them? Founded as Insta Burger King in 1953.

We're actually not going to do facts because this is a special one. And sometimes it is better to just give her what she wants. Fuck yeah, what are we doing? Uh-oh. But there are later on the facts right below. But you've written more. In November of this year, Burger King's lawsuit regarding their ads, hey, just ignore all that actually because we're not doing the facts and we're just going to keep wedding. our whistle are spit and silly

or whatever she wants to do. What do you want to do here? I just want to spit silly. Okay. Sometimes after a fact, we vamp a little bit about the fact since there's no fact here. We can vamp about the next thing that Eric wants going to read.

Restaurant Brands International has struck up a joint venture in China with a private equity firm to continue growth. Okay, these facts might look real enough to sneak past her so she doesn't know that we're not actually doing the facts and this is just filler so it looks like we're doing them but quote, we're not going to do them.

And we also don't need to read these out loud. The sauce monkey is probably happy about that also. And the final not fact, in this year alone, Burger King has closed the significant number of restaurants due to key franchises filing for bankruptcy, which led to, okay,

we snuck these by her, maybe. She probably doesn't read this part of the sheet before we start recording because she hates it so much, but maybe we were successful in getting this across the finish line. Those are not the facts. Oh my God, I've always wanted to do these. Gracie, I got you four blindbox

SpongeBob things. You can get an ultra rare metallic robo crab. The rest of the sheet's good. Robo crabs from that episode where he's a robot? We need the rest of the sheet. Okay. Okay. Wow. So, Gracie, if you want to, Gracie, if you want to open them. No, let's do it later. Do it later. No.

Do it off camera. We're doing it now. I'm going to start with her. No. Do it off camera. Just go, no. Let's go get the lemonade. I also, when you're done, I also have a special story about these. They were covered in tails. I wonder if I get this. Who do I Do you have any food?

We will have a food and a drink on the Michael Jordan podcast. The options are SpongeBob, Squidward, Patrick, Gary, Sandy, Mr. Crabbs. I think I have. That's a Sandy. Whoa. Oh, wait. What is it? Just open it.

She's got a, Jesus Christ. I think I have Squidward. Okay. He's speaking out. Oh, maybe it's sad. Oh, it's Sandy. You were right. You called it.

Oh, look. My eyes aren't the only thing that are. see-through. Oh my god. Look at her. Wow. Very cool. She does look stupid.

She's missing her brain. What do you call it? Her brain. Her helmet. Well, she looks stupid because she's from Texas. Duh. Get a dog. I wish that I was back in Texas.

I miss those wide open sky. But she's missing her brain. So fucking. so fucking funny. No way. Oh, that's good. Guys, I think we have another Sandy. I got ideas.

Ooh, double Sandy. Double Sandy. Double Sandy. That's so boring. What if we get four Sandy? That would be crazy. Everyone gets one except one on lucky winner. Oh, no.

Hey, we got to, hold on. I'll download the app again. The revolver simulator app. You can take care of it yourself. It's Patrick. I know. Oh my god, she knew right away. He's so happy.

She knows that lumpy bot anywhere. Oh, I love him. And then this last one, I think, is not a keychain. I'm not sure what. It should be in motion. Yeah, I don't know what it is. Look at the sign there. What do you see?

She's looking, but she's not actually reading it. Please describe it. I'm not. They like, nothing. They move. Like, they all have a different activity, it looks like. Karate. Or maybe.

I can't tell. Who does karate? You can get doodle Bob. This changes to everything. Oh, I know who we have. This one's off-blind. Oh, really? Because the box.

We got Mr. Crabb. Oh, cool. What does he do? Is he regular style? He holds you up for money. He's just regular robot crabs. This is robot crabs. Oh, oh, oh.

No, that's regular Mr. Crabbs. It's a regular normal Mr. Crabbs. Well, there's anything robotic about him. Looks like regular Mr. Crabbs. So he can, like, move around and see. stuff. I guess when you're walking, he can like...

We'll never find out. Is he supposed to do something? There's no way to know. They swing back and forth like when you have it on whatever you have it on. Uh-huh. Oh, like his little arms and go and everything.

His arms will like... Oh. So... That's lame. That is lame. So I went and bought these from Target before this episode. You're gonna like this...

Someone's gonna say it. Hey, you're gonna like this part. I stole one of them from Target. On accident or on perfect? It told me a limit was reached and I went I don't give a fuck and I just put it in the bag. You can only buy three and so I wanted to buy four so I went

Why? Because people are fucking They're going crazy for the blind box So I just went I don't give a shit While you're evening it out from like the scalpers Yeah yeah Like where they rip people off you just gained a couple bucks So one of those

I stole dude so You're gonna get some poor comments About that And guess what You're an achievement That one guy's never gonna make videos for us again. Oh, you're in trouble. No, actually, hang on.

Suddenly, wait, hang on, let me check. No, I'm not. I don't know. This is gonna go over your head. This is going right to the top of the company. Your ass is grass, mister. Tell me. Yeah, we're gonna tell Nick.

Nick's gonna be double annoying on the next episode as a punishment to you. He's gonna ask for four things on the menu after you're done ordering. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right after you swipe that card. I need you guys to know that our grand total of what we ordered was at Burger King was like $95. Of course it was.

Of course it was. Like 10 of pop, right? 15. Fucking fuck. That's great. It didn't even come with fries. Nope. It came with the pineapple drink.

Or cheese. Right. You're going to come with the pineapple drink. They were all hamburgers, not cheeseburgers. That's disgusting. Yeah. Yeah, I agree. And it came with those shitty bacon shitballs.

Oh, those little balls. Her shrink is. I thought those would actually be decent. This is how I want to get married one day. Hey, good luck. I don't know what that means. Good luck. Like, I want to wear these.

Oh, I don't know if that's like, that's the ring you want. Oh, you mean why? Give me a robo crab. If you really love me. Give me a robo crab. Look it on my finger. But I saw these. Put it on my, touching my wedding dress and I'll swing his arms and they go down the aisle.

He's in motion. Yeah. Like my life. You hang it from the back of your dress. It swings. Yeah, it's fucking great. Then everything is upside. down pineapples at the whole wedding?

Nick's just running around, turning them all the way down. Holy shit, holy shit. Throw him away in his keys. He's got so many keys. I guess I don't know who really wants it. Who's willing to catch the pineapple? Why? Yeah, you're going to see who really wants it.

Why are you putting it with him? He wants this. He wants this up to pineapple. Mingus. Oh, is there Mingus update? We're moving it to the after party. She has a new spot on the couch. New Mingus spot on the couch.

Mingus on the couch. Mingus on the couch. Mingus on the couch. Oh, will you show me? Mingus found her way upstairs at my parents' house, which was not supposed to happen. That's, uh-oh. And she peed on my mom's bed.

Oh, no. Did somebody not, uh, was there a gate? They didn't have one yet. And like normally, normally no one, like when I'm not home, there's no one upstairs. And so normally it's not a problem because she doesn't see people go up there. But when I was home for Thanksgiving, I was like, we were pretty smart about like sneaking so she didn't see where I was going.

And then she goes out on the stairs. We were pretty smart about tricking. She saw me one time, and then when I left, like she never went up there when I was home, and then it was like the second I left, she went up there, she got in a lot of trouble, but I had lost two socks when I was home when she found them. Wow, and pissed all over them.

No, just my mom's bed. Just my mom's bed. Made your mom a couple cups of lemonade. And my mom was real upset, and she had to go to the laundromat yesterday with her comfort her. Oh, no. Why did you take a whole cup of lemonade into my car? I still can't care of yours.

Eric. You don't understand. Listen. I don't know why it's so confusing of you. Just obviously I thought it was ours. We had 20 other drinks. Why would the one cup on the table? Why would I just assume that one's probably not ours?

Why would I do that? It was in front. Why would you not bring it up before you got into the car? Hey, the thing is I did and nobody listened. Well, because nobody got lemonade. Because to be fair, you're like, who's lemonade? And it wasn't my lemonade. How piss would one of y'all have been if we got in the car and someone said, where's my lemonade?

Yeah, but we all would have made fun of that person. We would have railed on that person. Right, but I wasn't going to let that person be upset. Oh, I would. And now you're making grace. A, my lemonade. I feel like what I did was very normal, honestly. No, we would have been normal to say like, hey, bitch, if no one wants his lemonade, I'm leaving it.

I literally said, who's lemonade? Right, no one answered to you, it gets left behind. Right. That's their fault. The whole time, I think we assumed that the other drink, the pineapple drink, you just kept calling lemon. Yeah, you were holding a yellow drink going whose lemonade is this? And we're like, that's pineapple, but there's no point in crap.

They're just not going to listen anyway. Guys, I don't think it's that crazy what happened. I mean, I totally see how that mistake got made. Thank you. My favorite part about it, though, was that, like, while that was going on, once it reached the car, I got in,

and, like, my crown got knocked off my head. So I'm, like, screaming, and my hands are full, and I'm waiting for, like, everyone to get settled so that what, like, my, I can I was holding Michael's drink. And I was just covered in burgerging. I had all five boxes.

He was doing all the boxes. So I was like, everyone gets settled, someone can take this drink, and then I can just reach out and grab my hat that fell. And then I got out and was like, where did it go?

And I looked up. It was halfway down the parking lot. It was rolling down the parking lot. God was taking it. You know that Campbell's Soup commercial? Yeah. Oh my God. It was literally Chef Boy, R.D.

It was, Dude, it was Shep Boyer, dude. I think it was rolling. It was, it went to like the third row of the gas pumps. Gone like the wind. Frankly, my dear, I don't even care. Gone like it. My dear, I'm out of here.

Gone like it. I really like when Gracie got a drink and then went to go get ice. We're not sure if she tried to get ice. I did. I saw the ice coming out. Jordan tried it too. Hold on. I got ice, but.

But you told me that. it right the same thing that happened to you happened to me but my solution was let me just try the ice machine again and then more ice came out grace you got to let go grace he started won't held it forever seven 11 and steal their ice right yeah I mean it's the joint they were connected they were connected yeah you could just let go of the ice for a second about like the combination pizza and tacoville it was like that the combination 711 burger just doesn't have the same ring now so anyway you tried the ice machine a second time And it worked.

Yes. You know what they say if it, if you try. Yeah. And then we're on that saying is. Mingis. That's not what we're supposed to come up. Just like that. It's gone like the wind.

Oh. My brain is like functioning at an even lower capacity. One thing doesn't work, you may have to go to the 7-Eleven. That's why I was trying to get at. Yeah, you're doing it. And I just didn't get that. No, you did great. You did great.

I got close. And then Jordan was explaining to you how that works to ration it. And you're like, they're rationing our ice. And then she finished the conversation with, that's fucked up. It is. Like, what if I want more than six? Then you just let go and you push it again. Yeah.

Just let go and you push it again. Yeah. Now I know. Now I know. Now I know. Yeah, next year, when we go back to Burger King. She's like with my microphone. Because mine is out of reach.

Nick doesn't like it when she hits her. I'm not hitting. I'm just playing with the corner. Which is fine, but you were like moving my microphone. Can you hear it? It's good. Can you hear this? Boop, boop.

He took his head. He took his head. Any random episode? Yeah. All right. Have we spat enough? Let's do it. Hey, Jordan, teach us about the food.

Are there real facts hidden in it? No, no, no. This is about the fact. No, we got through them. Yeah. We got through the actual facts, Gracie. I did that for you on a special episode. I said, no facts.

I really appreciate that. On your special last episode for 10 years. It's not the last one. It's just, hey, it's not goodbye to see you later. Yeah. Uh-huh. Sure we will. See you later, Ray.

You all are coming to visit. Oh, yeah. Well, we have to. We already talked about it. Yeah. We talked about it. It's set in stone. You also, like.

You live kind of close. Why are you looking at me? Because you're from that region. Right, I don't live there. But you can always go back. Do you have family up there? Not where you're going. But like nearby?

Sure. So you can do it. Sure, hours away. Hour? How many? It's not that close. Well, what's their address? Listen, if you're half a mile away, you might as well be in another state.

Yep. Really? Okay. Small. That place you're moving. She's moving to Zordon City. Ranger is We need you

Gracie needs backup That I don't get Eh don't worry about it She turned her apartment into a synagogue While she was asleep Oh my god Oh shit Aye aye aye

Sorry it's a moss Oh man Jordan teaches about the food SpongeBob's crabby Wopper A quarter pound 100% beef patty flame grilled on a yellow square bun, a color from natural spice. Stacked with melting American cheese.

Liars. Lyers. Liders. Lettas, tomatoes. Tell them, Nick. Pickles, onions, and a splash of mayo and ketchup. There was no ketchup either. I will say, thank God it didn't have a lot of mayo. Yeah. True. That feels like the Burger King thing is that they put mayo on their burgers. But boy, was it. Yeah, I didn't realize.

That was a little mayo there was because it was so dry. Usually it's wet, wet, wet with mayo. There was so much bun. For things, based on. Spongebob, notoriously wet fellow, it was very dry. This was like SpongeBob in the movie when he's... Totally. Water.

Yeah, just like that. And then, uh... That's what it was all... We made it to show Thitty! It's really good. That's good. It's really good. And here comes the...

It's David Hassel-Haw. Let's see the power of your little hangers. It's pretty good. The power of your hangers. Jingle jangle them. Click, click, click, click, click, click, clack, clack, clack, clag. Miggis is going to think that's for her.

I guess she can have extra Sam. Mingus is going to find those and your socks. That is my totem is when Sandy swings on Mingus' collar. Okay. That's not how a totem works.

It can't defy gravity by swing and I go, it's still swinging. I must be asleep. I don't know. What was it supposed to do? What was it? God, I haven't seen Inception this year. Guys, it's been eight months. Oh my god Oh Jesus

Fell up again, it fell up again, you're right again What did I tell you? I blew it back, I couldn't believe it Mr. Crabs' cheesy bacon tots Crispy coin-shaped tots filled with gooey cheese Savory bacon bits and fluffy potatoes Served in a treasure chest carton They're a crispy cheesy jackpot straight from the crusty crab

Register trademark Dude Crap will sue your ass Yeah he's litigious That bacon tastes like shit It tastes like bacon bits It was too much bacon Yeah I gotta say

Oh like when you buy a bag of bacon bits That was one of the things It was very bacon flavor I was kind of looking forward to It was like this isn't a regular menu item Yeah Maybe it's good I thought it'd be good

Yeah Wack No spoiler It was kind of whack The poppers were all right They're not sitting well You guys kept yelling Poppers when I was playing sulk song

Yeah I thought you were talking about like Oz Poppers That's what she does are great about Well Oz is a TV show About prison in which they do poppers a lot Yeah It's like these little jars and they just sniff it You're not old enough to watch that show

Even now you're not you're not You're not it's gonna make you see J.K. Simmons in a real different life Yeah and it's 90s and the 2000s HBO Yeah a lot of dick everywhere A lot of penis oh yeah Oh yeah Oh yeah

Detective Stabler Dick hands out. One order, SvU. Yeah. Bump bada da da da da don't... I think I'm over the ring. Yeah, a lot of dicks getting attacked.

Yep. Fuck yeah. Attack? Yeah. Yeah, like cut off or bitch. So anyway... Are you doing for real? Yeah.

I mean, what else did you got in prison? I mean... You gotta do something. Gotta do something. I remember... I remember... Did you watch on us? Yeah.

Remember at Abisi? It was like most main characters Dicks were out by like the second season. And it was like season three or something. It was provolour. And like his dick hadn't been hanging out yet And I'm just like, well, they're not gonna whip it out now Like the show's getting more established

It's straight up just a scene where they're like waiting in line for something And he's like getting next in the line He goes It's just spinning his penis out No, we're not naked Yeah, he pulled his dick out What else are you gonna do? It's prison I go, oh never mind

Read a book This guy's made it like two seasons Without showing his penis And sometimes it's like they're in solitary confinement You know, it's very gritty, like they're naked. It seems to go on. You ever get those? You get prison TikToks?

Y'all don't. Oh, I do, yeah. Yeah, they have phones in. You get TikTok in prison? You're not supposed to have it. The ones that I like are the guys that show you. How to steal SpongeBob? Bitch.

They bet on prison fights. Yeah, you can talk to him. Yeah, you're about to go to honest. A minor, like, prisoners performing pitch perfect. Oh. Okay, so I get ones where they've snuck a phone into a prison. Hers is like sending a guy. Yours is like, awesome.

Yeah, you don't. You don't have to show me. It's okay. But I want to. You can send it to me. Mine is guys going, he's filming and going, yeah, this is what we do. This is how we pass the time. See, this guy is going to provoke this other guy, and they know they're going to get in a fight for us to watch. And we bet there's no hitting below the waist or above the shoulders.

It's all body shots, and it's just to bet. It's just to have something to do. And then Pete Carroll kicks a field goal with five seconds left. That's what I'm saying. And he's like, murder that guy. They go around a corner and they just go, it's just guys like hitting each other. they're fucking like in the sides and stuff it's weird again what else is there to do nothing to do apparently uh musical numbers did they get did they get sponge bob meals yeah you hold on to that

prison talent show lip sync battle oh but this is what i'm talking about there's i would really need to look for it there is one where like the prisoners themselves are just like in the main area you gotta get that he's like doing a full blown performance wow wow is it like low security prison I've seen someone get full-blown in prison, too, but it was not in the warrants. Well, it was lost-offs. I don't know if I'll be able to find it on. That's breakfast, prison. That's okay.

I can tell you about the Patrick Starberry Shortcake Pie. Tell us about it. It didn't get it. It don't matter. We didn't have it. Yep. Strawberry Shortcake pie sliced with strawberry and vanilla flavored creamy layers, a crunchy cookie crumb crust, shortcake cookie crumbles,

and pink star-shaped sprinkles. Make this dessert a star-studded undersea treat, inspired by SpongeBob's best pal, Patrick. Dude, so good. My goat. Everybody ate them. They flew off the shelves. They were gone.

So are the Hershey pies. You think they were that good? No, I think they were so limited on them. I think they only had so many. I think they probably had way more boxes than five. I think we got some of the last. I was surprised we even got the boxes and hats. I thought we were going to get them like.

Hey, if it were McDonald's, they would have given us a completely different meal. I think that they were running, I think they were running low because when we put in the order for the five of these and they said cheesy bacon tots, they had a conversation about do we have enough? Whoa.

And so they had enough. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So it's like the Kelpo cereal. Mm-hmm. Can find it. It's probably, it is high demand for Burger Game. It's like, it's getting people to actually go to Burger King.

20. Got us. But it's going to keep them away when they taste it. 20. Of course. Yeah. Right. Yeah, but at least, but now you get a hat.

True. That's right. That's what's up. Hit him with it. Pirates frozen pineapple float. I see refreshing frozen pineapple flavored beverage, topped with tropical. flavor cold foam.

What? You heard me. You can sip, slurp, and let your imagination set sail with every frosty sip. Is it dolep? If it gets too cold, your sales are... Nick, sip, slurp, and let your imagination set sail as a stretch. You know what I mean? Like, it started for alliteration, and it was just like...

And we just need five more words before the next one is. Uh, sale. Set sail. Sandy. Why wouldn't you just say in set sail with every... And it's kind of telling you. you have to because it's not even an or. I want a sip slurped.

Don't tell me to do all these. That's a lot of work. That's why Nick got a brain through. Dude, Nick, he just got a sip slurp and sale all at the same time in like one second. Nick was like screaming in the BK really was. He was like, but it's okay.

And the burger came because he went out. It got brain freeze. But it's okay. There was no one there. So it was fine. Well, there was workers eating. Yeah.

Yeah, that was about it. The only people that were people who worked there on their lunch break. Foggin suck. Or dinner break. You're going to love this, Jordan. No, brother. Here we go.

Not brother. At Burger King, we do partnerships that are fun for the whole family. And oh, jellyfish, are we ready for SpongeBob this month? Said Joel Yashinsky. Crazy didn't like that. Chief Marketing Officer Burger King. This guy doesn't write for SpongeBob. No, he doesn't know like I do.

Yeah, it's true. This latest partnership with the SpongeBob Trademark movie might just be our most exciting menu yet with four delicious menu innovations. one-of-a-kind kids' toys, which we did not get it. He wouldn't get them for us. And exclusive packaging, including two special edition. Bekeek Crows! We got them, both!

He wanted to get them because we had toys at home. So what's the other one? It has that one? Yeah, just SpongeBob. Yeah. This one's just got Spongebob. We have the whole community. She kept saying she wanted everyone.

I wanted to get the same one. Yeah, and then Gracie judged me when I got the one that you got. Right, but I'm just saying everyone has it turned a little different. You have flangebush ones. Yeah, I wanted to show them all. You have. You have props, kind of showing. Who I have?

SpongeBob and Patrick, your goat and Squidward Classic And then Nick is also Why does Squidward have a wig? Nick's not wearing one? What the fuck? Why does Squidward have a wig though? Is that going to be revealed in the movie?

Maybe he's being a pirate. I think he's playing toe to that. Bald, baldheaded behavior. Bald! Ball! My eyes! That was the plot of the first one. That's why you wear the crown like this so no one can tell.

There you go. Did you hear what Grace you said when I pointed out You didn't have one on? What? Well, we're not doing. Except Nick, she lived here, you went, What the fuck? That's why I started laughing.

Well, we have our review of Burger King, but we have to hear from you in a segment we call, You Review! You review! Oh! F is our friends who do some together, here for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Didn't know that would get her There's three of them You take your Oh, that'll take your picks I'll do the second one I'm gonna have to have you yaya Before we leave today Okay

Okay All right Do you want to the first one I'll do the first one Okay So Gracie can do the last Collect yourself That's not gonna happen

No I'd be done for She's having our own little bubble party Yeah she's just thinking about Yaya I didn't even do it Nothing even happened It's the possibility

No it's not a possibility It's a demand I will be doing it Stay tuned to the Michael Jordan podcast I'm gonna open with the eye eyes I know I see Jason E says

Walked in on a Sunday night At 6.30 p.m. And the location was empty Hey us too The girl on the counter The counter was leaning over and on her phone. We were not greeted.

We ordered two whopper meals and a four-piece nugget, which was $25. Asked for one to have no cheese on the receipt. It stated it was not on it. So they made special note if we didn't do it. The location had napkins and trash

on tables and crumbs. We got our food. The woppers didn't have much taste. Well, that's just them. And looked like someone sat on them. You're describing burger. The tomatoes were light. orange, almost translucent

and old-looking. The onions's rings were way over-fried. The sodas tasted like bleach. Wow. While eating another employee laid his head down on the front counter. Wait, he ate the employee?

While eating an employee. This is why commas are important. While eating another employee. While eating another employee, laid his head down on the front counter. Eat my head. When leaving, no thank you or goodbye. I know this is fast. food but other restaurants are

top notch on quality of food and service but if it is this slow take pride in your work location put the phones down and clean. Fuck off. I mean the major complaint here is it's expensive yep everything's expensive now

that's what inflation is so fast food is expensive as shit now. The food's bad the food is bad that's Burger King I mean with like fuck off like we weren't greeted and they didn't say thank you yeah I mean they took your order right It didn't segue into And then they didn't take my order

It sounds like you walked up and ordered it just fine Also the receipt He didn't follow up at all with right Did you get the cheese or not Did they make it right Or you're just upset with what the receipt said Most of these complaints are just You went to Burger King

Yeah, no shit We went to Burger King And the guy who took our order was cool And he told us it was last call At Burger King Yeah All right last call Please

Yeah this is This is one of the better experiences At Burger King I I really like While eating another employee laid his head down on the front counter So it's just like

I don't know While we were eating he did that Or while he was eating he did that or while he was eating Or someone was eating him I hope someone was eating him Is this Burger King or Denny's That's why his head dropped Because he got those Oz Poppers

And then he started with his head down Popper And an employee was eating He was eating Burger King and died Oh man All right next one This is Sarah H I got

Sarah with no H. But Sarah, space, last initial H. Yeah. Sarah H. I got coupons in the mail for Burger King, and I thought, why not? First mistake. I haven't been to Burger King in years. I wonder why.

When I ordered, the gentleman over the speaker was attentive and helpful. I was one step closer to my juicy Woppers, exclamation. Then, there she was, the dark-haired monster at the drive-through window. I gave her my coupon and she told me that I didn't mention the coupon while ordering and that I could no longer use it because my food was ready to go. What? That's not true.

She told me I had to pay the 2250 instead of the coupon price and that I could use it next time. She acted as if it was my fault and as if I was supposed to be aware of their coupon policies. Parentheses, fine print did not state that you had to mention said coupon whilst ordering or else you cannot use it after you drive 10 feet forward to pay.

Once I told this, woman I wouldn't pay $22 and then I wanted to use my coupon she rolled her eyes and said this time I'll do it but next time you mention it and then turn to the register lets out a huge sigh and says oh my god

I was baffled I didn't understand why that coupon was such a big deal to her I was polite and remained positive and happy I'm sure they spit in my food learn from my experience people don't go again this sounds like a pretty good burger did you eat the food though I remain positive passion they probably spit in

food anyway, I ate it. I mean, I'm inclined to agree with this person. If that actually happened. One step closer to my juicy waffers. You definitely can. Satisfaction. I can see both ends where they could go, because now they have to undo something,

but they certainly can't do it. That's crazy. Don't worry, the guy at our Burger King undid the whole order and re-did it, so it was fine. He didn't go, oh, my God. He made fun of us, but it was fine. I do question, though, they're positive. attitude throughout.

Yeah. Because it starts off positive. They're really excited. And then they say the red-haired monster. So now I'm wondering, were you that positive when you were there? If you're so positively. Positively and easily calling this, I assume, woman, a red-headed monster. What a monster.

I would love to read that review about myself and see someone calling me a monster. Then there she was the dark-haired monster at the drive-thru window. I really thought she was going to stick with. with like this kind of language, but then just like went back to the world. No, yeah, it's very no, she was being positive. It's like Jekyll got out a little bit. Or Mr. Hyde. That is surprise, yeah.

I like, fine print did not state that you had to mention the said coupon was ordering, or else you cannot use it after you drive 10 feet forward to pay. Yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah, no, I'm actually inclined to agree with this one. Yeah, yeah, this is, I'm on her side and believe this probably happened, it's the dark-haired monster that kind of doesn't know.

I don't buy the positive and happy the whole time. It's just sort of taints the whole experience. Then there she was. Yeah. One step closer to my dark she boars.

Dark hair to monster. Grace, you want to read the last one? Sure. I'm Blake. She's working on that accent. She's practicing her accent. Let's get some coffee. It's wet or whatever.

Horrible. You want to do coffee talk? Would you coffee talk? She pulled out some of her potts and they're stuck together. Oh, it's a duo. I did not say like that. Did I?

You did. See? I had the. I thought I was like, she's like, you're already fitting in. It's a duo. She's going to come back and see, she's going to see me and get in saying be like, where's my little bobbola?

She really like that. Some people say that. Bubba. Bubba. Bubba. Darling. Show me your bubble up. I love the way you said that.

He's going back to his fucking roots. Show me my little bubola. That accent's coming. back. Did you have that accent as a kid? Not that. He had more of a Jersey accent. But like somewhat you had a Jersey accent.

Big time. If you like listen to like or watch videos of like early early Michael or he had an accent. Oh you lost it that much? Yeah, I got rid of it. Yeah. You forced it out.

Yeah, I didn't. But did you used to call your pets with your bubbleas? No, I didn't know. No, I think I'd get my ass kick for that. Yeah. I grew up what I grew up a lot of Yiddish. Yeah.

Yeah. Anyhow. Yep. Boy, this is Blake M. You got it. It's ran by children. Yeah, they may qualify as adult, but they are children. They can't comprehend anything nor hear anything.

I got my order wronged three times. Wronged? There was two long hairs in my burger. When I came around to throw it in their face, they said, we don't have anyone working that's blonde. I couldn't believe the words that came out of the degenerate matter. I'll be calling corporate. They smoke weed in the bathrooms

And I came out of the drive-thew one night And I saw one of the cashiers Dealing or picking up meth I'm not sure with one But I'm sure it was meth They they we So sketch Anyways

A big boohoo to Burger King Of Lake Havus Havasu City, Arizona Where'd you pull this one out of From Arizona Flugerville What All right

Somebody got They were a lot Very well. Also, they just did a bunch of meth. Are you sure the meth wasn't for you? I don't know what they're doing, but it's meth I can tell from here. I know it was the one in Lake Havasu City, Arizona. Because I walked all the way there in one night.

That's my meth dealer. They're smoking weed and buying meth to degenerates. That's a pretty good review. This really makes it sound like Blake hangs out at this Burger King a lot. Yeah. Like, well, in one time, how many? How many stories do you have at this bird? One night, I saw one of the cashers dealing or picking up meth from me.

I'll be calling corporate. They short-changed me. These degenerates. I got my order wronged three times. And then there were some blonde hairs. Honestly, I can't tell if it's boomer or like crackhead. Right, right. It might be both.

I think a little bit of both. If it is, if it's Lake Havasu City, Arizona. Yeah, what's what's like. That's what really is. I've heard of that. Lake Havasu is disgusting. Old people go to retire there. Lake Havasu City, like,

Havasu. It's on the border. That is like where my disgusting half of the family, like river people. I heard they listen to this. That's where they go for a good time. I bet they're listening right now. Hey, River people family.

Can you believe that? They are GTA NPCs. They're not getting this. They're listening to the Laslo. That guy is that guy, by the way. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's fucking great. His name is Laslo.

Where is that near? Havasu? Yeah. It's, I mean, it's just Arizona, so it's kind of... Like, what if big city is in here? I don't know that it's near a big city, but it's like bordering to like California. Oh, it's like way. Yeah, California, Arizona area.

Yeah, it's disgusting. I mean, if it was bordering a city, I guess it would be Havasu. Like, that's what it is. There is kind of just in the middle and, nowhere. Oh, it literally is on the border. Yeah, yeah. It's, oh, it's close to classic cities like needles. I've been in, yeah, I've been in needles a lot. Needles is one of those where I was born. Don't forget Laughlin. Have you ever been to Laughlin? I have been to Laughlin is like Las Vegas, but it's on the river and it's older. It's disgusting. Is it like as big and

no, it's it's as garish like it's disgusting. I never been in it well I went once when I was a kid. Yeah, don't forget. I don't really know what Vegas is like. Been to Blythe a lot. Yeah. Been to like, I've only been to like, yep. I've only been to like Phoenix.

These are, when, when he's talking about like, these are, oh, they have meth. That's all you do. Yeah. That's,

if heroin's, I want to look up this exact location. The main tourist attraction. I want to get eyes on it. Lake Havisoo City, Arizona, Lake Havisoo City, Arizona, Burger King. Burger King.

Heroin's an East Coast thing because you can kind of like fall asleep and it's not so hot out like in like that upper east coast. Meth. Meth makes you a lizard person and you skitter between the AMPM and the 7-Eleven. And so, like, you do meth, you go to like get like out of the sun into like the shade. Hey, look, on the street view, you can see the deal going down. It's gone. It's gone.

It's gone. Yeah, oh, you absolutely freeze the other night. Is that why they love to review for Flukerville? Shut down. Oh, no. Oh, no. It's gone. Blake M wins again.

Close. Blake M. Well, those are your reviews, but we have our review. of the SpongeBob movie menu at Burger King. It sucked. Jordan, you'll never believe this. Jordan, we'll start with you. You'll never believe it. It's bad. The burger is so bad.

It's so dry. It's so flavorless. I also don't know why. They always have to do something wacky, like make the bun yellow or like it's like we, Gracie was very off-put-line. When Wendy's did it, it was like, our patties are square. It's a crabby-paddy. It's like, no, it's not. Craby patties aren't square. Yep. Just make the crabby.

patty. Still, no one has done it. Just a burger, a different burger and go, this is the crabby patty officially. It's crazy because the closest that we got was Wendy's, but Wendy's didn't do anything that made it Spongebob. It was still a square patty. Yeah.

None of it made sense. Square like sponge. Yeah, none of Wendy's thing made sense but at least Burger King's presentation is fantastic. It's very good. They nailed it in the market. It just didn't transfer to the kitchen. For this and the boxes and the presentation

for the tater tots was awesome that's like a 95 yeah everything inside of it's sucked ass though visually yeah and it's very good and then you unwrap it

for the eyes that you can see too even the I get it the paper oh the paper yeah show off the paper even the burger wrapper was great

the recipe also it was like higher quality yeah it was everything it was like it was like really nice the drink had like the pirate guy on it

are there any cups I got to say the drink the pineapple what do they call it the pineapple float I think that was the best thing it tasted like dolewip to me yeah it was okay it was like a little water down first and then it was like that that's great art yeah it's good quality paper it's all stunning Gracie Gracie said you wanted to frame that I literally did say that there's only a little mess oh Yeah, it'll clean up We'll have it all

We'll put it in the wash I'm not going to do that I'm only Everick's going to show his chest Eric's going to dig through the trash and show his chest Check it out Here my hangars

Check it out Yeah, it's very cute And then you And then it's oh cool Wow What did it say? Treasure for your taste buds And then look at this

Like how is it all So elaborate and amazing And then you put poop in it And then you put poop in it. He's eating poop. It sucks. Yeah, he is. And those things were especially disappointing because it was a new item and it was like, wow, the little bacon will be good.

That would be like literally one thing that I was like, you know what? I think it's going to be good. And the bacon tasted like such fake bacon with extra added bacon flavor. It was all fake potato and then like after taste of a lot of bacon. Not a great texture on that. No. And like also why? is the like breading orange.

Like is that flavor? It sucked. They're de bloons. Yeah, I don't know. The only thing I can take away, I feel like compared to the last time we had Burger King,

it was even more flavorless. Yeah. I agree with that. Which I think made it better because it didn't just taste like smoke. It tasted like nothing. I feel like if it had cheese on it, I would have tasted the burger less

and I would have liked that. It would have been, it would have went a long way. This burger without cheese was undeniably better than the last burger we had there. And boy, Because it tasted less like burger.

It was so dry. So dry. So, Jordan, what do you give? Spongob movie menu? The drink was good, though. I agree with you. Yeah, yeah. We fucking predicted all of this.

Yeah. They were even worse than I'd hope, though. Yeah. I was 100%. Big let down. It's the bacon. The bacon fucked it. They still wouldn't have been good, but they would have been fine.

Yeah, that bacon flavoring. The presentation and stuff bumps it up from Dragon Time. I'll give it a 45. 45. I'm inclined to agree. Because the food's as bad, if not, not worse, but the overall presentation is definitely better. We had a lot of fun. This is the most fun we've had a Burger King.

We had a hoot, dude. I feel like this thing went on an adventure, man. I might even give Burger King credit it doesn't deserve of like the fun we had in the car in the way. Credit mostly goes to your eyeball. The buckle in my eyeball. But it was based on a Burger King trip. But it does still suck ass in his Burger King. I'm going to give it a 40.

40. There's an average rating of 42.5. Thanks, Karen, the computer wife. Which is just a little bit higher than we had last time. 35 is what the last one was. I think you gave it 40, you gave it 30. It deserves it. That deserves the 35, this deserves the 42.

What would you rate it? Out of 100. Any number you want. Can I separate presentation of food or all together? No, it's all together. You can separate them in your mind. No, then they have to be combined. Jordan's right.

The presentation's in 95. It's fucking fantastic. Yeah, that's why I don't want to score it as low as the food deserves because I'm doing a disservice. Right, that's why Jordan gave it a 45. Yeah, I think I think I...

That is considered. Yeah. That is because of that, the food is a one and the presentation is 44. One. It all works out. So I'm like, it's really pulling the score up.

Okay, it really is. I thought the food was a 10 and the presentation was 35. Yeah. The food was bad. It sucked. Yeah. Well,

There's, there you have it, the, uh, the last Gracie episode ever. For now, for now, uh, it comes to an end. Uh, you go to 100% eat dot store. No, he's lying. You go to streamly.com. Oh yeah. Slash 100% dash eat for signed prints. Michael Jordan podcast, which Gracie will be on.

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to let all free members know We had someone who, like, had a... They're giving gifts, but they don't have people to give them to. Yeah. I know, but you're saying if you're just... Are you having to go in and manually select, like, ooh, you're lucky, recipient? No, we just post it. And they say, here, whoever grabs them first.

Oh, it's like a free for all. Yeah. Well, Nialathetep. Mm-hmm. Nialathetep is the one who gifted the 20. Dropped 20 gifts. That's awesome. That is really cool.

And so that, that upgraded 20 people. Like, they get that forever? No, no, it's a monthly subscription, yeah. Damn, they can catch up, though. You can watch, because if you subscribe for one month, you can watch everything or previous, yeah. Kind of like in Gracie's logic here, gift of forever subscription.

Yeah, do that. We'll figure out how much of that cost. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a lot, though. A couple thousand. On the last Michael Jordan podcast, we talked about, like, having, like, the $10,000, like, cuck chair experience. Oh, yeah.

We had a chair over the, yeah, we would never show them, we'd never talk to them. There are a couple people trying to figure out They could pull it off. They were people going on like... Okay, huh? All right.

And they would just sit there. Can two people give five grand and take turns? They wouldn't speak or anything? Share the number. No, they're cucks. Yeah, they're cucks. They just watch. They watch and they get hard.

They'd be off camera too. And they'd get to be in between us and Nick. So it's really like two shows for the price of one. There you go. There's a whole other show going on here that you do not get to see. Trust me. You think this is the show? We do this because we get a show.

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So rate, subscribe, and tell a friend about the show where you eat food and rate the food. I always try. And Gracie says goodbye. Bye. Bye, Gracie. Thank you, Gracie. Yeah, she doesn't say goodbye.

She says. See you later. She just Irish goodbye is like Eric. Yeah. What did you say? Huh? TGIF. Huh?

TTFN. She doesn't know we need the poo. Tata for now. Oh. I didn't know that. It's a beautiful way to end it. Bye. Ciao.

Thank you.