100% Eat - Graysie Finds Out Michael was in a Movie %% Little Caesars Stuffed Pretzel Crust Pizza

Episode Date: May 13, 2025

Our Heroes are celebrating their anniversary with you with a LIVE FOOD COURT TODAY (5/13) at 1pm CT but before that, we've got Graysie back to eat some more pretzels. Little Caesars Pretzel Crust Pizza didn't fare well last time we tried it but this time, its stuffed? Can cheese really be the difference maker here? We even try it with the red sauce to see if that's going to give it a leg up. Did they even cook this thing?Join us TOMORROW (5/14) at 1pm CT on our Discord for a LIVE EPISODE of 100% Eat to celebrate our one year anniversary! We've never done it like this before and we're thankful for your support over the last year. We could not do this without you. Get access to the discord through our Patreon https://patreon.com/100percenteatSponsored by Shady Rays. Thanks, Shady Rays. Get 35% off polarized glasses at shadyrays.com - code EAT Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

To celebrate our one year anniversary today, May 13th at 1 p.m. Central, we'll be doing a live food court on our YouTube channel. See all the food crimes committed by you, the loyal bugs. But if you can't be there for that, you can check out 100% Eat Live for the first time ever. We'll be doing a live episode and it will be on our Discord channel. Get access by going to patreon.com slash 100% eat now sign up, join the festivities, join the fun and help us celebrate our one year anniversary. Thank you so much for the support over the last year. It's been incredible to do this. We want to thank you so much by having a fun celebration with you. But for now, enjoy

this episode. Welcome to 100% Eat, the show where we try every fast food restaurant. I think that's what we're still doing. To let you know if you need it, you probably do. I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my two co-hosts, Jordan Sweers and Gracie Flynn. How are the both of you? I've never been better.

We're good. You don't wanna talk? I I've never been better. You don't wanna talk. I know this might be new. You don't wanna talk right into that microphone. Remember when the cable wasn't working 10 seconds ago and she's like, I don't need a mic. I can just talk loud. And then Nick quickly unplugged his cable and gave it to Gracie.

Now here's the thing. Nick has his mic unplugged and still had the presence of mind to bring it right to himself. He was like that's a pro Yeah, that's why I need pop star Mike Just talking about great idea that Gracie had Gracie had an idea She wants to be a pop star and have a pop star microphone what Nick not thrilled He paused

Problem of Gracie Mike Yeah, will would eliminate the problem of Gracie Mike. Gracie Mike. Yeah. Will not eliminate the problem. No, it will not eliminate the problem. I think it'll create new opportunity. Also, what are the odds she still doesn't talk into it and just holds it behind her head?

It'll be more up here. This is bothering me. You know what was really constraining her? The fact that she can't bash the microphone into the table while she's talking, but now she'll be able to. Nick said, if you wear it, you can't bash the microphone into the table while she's talking, but now, she'll be able to. She should get it. Nick said, if you wear it, you can't eat Zots,

and that made her go, oh no. Well, that's where my solution comes in. Broadway musical. Oh, tape to my forehead? Oh, a Gavid and Lazer team. Yeah. Is that what they had to do? Truly, we can try them all.

You have a mic on his forehead for that? Oh, because they couldn't boom him. Yeah, because of the helmet do? Truly we can try them all Oh because they couldn't boom him Yeah, it was a helmet We can try them all It was a pain in the ass, they couldn't put it anywhere in the suits because they were super skin tight People had a weird leg long Dude, I had to have it in my boot and cut it in my leg for like two months Was that?

And I'd be like, man this is the worst And I'd look at him and I'd be like, dude this is awesome I got it easy At that point in your life that was the best shape you'd ever been in, right? And I'd be like, man, this is the worst. And I'd look at him and I'd be like, dude, this is awesome. I got it easy. At that point in your life, that was the best shape you'd ever been in, right? Yeah. And then now this is blowing that out of the water, huh?

That, yeah, a little bit, I'd say so. Yeah. Still probably not the best shape. I'm probably the- New laser team. I'm probably the biggest I've been. I'm not as lean as I was in 2023, but I'm more muscular. You're jacked?

Yes. He's more jacked, yeah. I would say so. He's more jacked up. Shout out Tonal. I would say so. I'm more muscular mm-hmm you're jacked yes. He's more jacked. Yeah, I would say so Tonal I would say so I'm hit I'm hitting PR We will Thanks Joe That's pretty good that's pretty good friend Yeah, they play video games together something good really we did Didn't you go visit tonal one? He I did and then he visited us

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After this episode I'm gonna go to the yard think I broke my hand. No. No. I'll have half of it I did I did it John. No, no. I'll have half of it. I did. Why, I wanna try something. I did a Jon Stewart. Have you not tried this one? Well, we did a little bit, but... Yeah. Can I? Put it in your piss mug, piss boy.

Hahaha! Drink it up! Piss boy! Drink it up! There's already water in here! Drink it up! Oh, so drink the water? Piss boy. Ohhh.

And he can make more anytime he wants. He calls it making. That was really close. Boy that was really close. Spit take. So we had, he's gonna make some more right now. Dude, and now he's dripping on his sheep. Dripping on his own sheep. Alright so this is Quebec Maple Coca-Cola.

Did you say you wanted some? Throw it to him. Did you save this cup from last week? He reached out over his own Oh yeah, what do you mean, oh you offered He reached out over his own equipment inviting her, and she reached out towards it, and I can't believe it.

Okay, cheers everyone. Piss boy. Come on! Hey cheers, thanks, see ya. Still haven't had any. This tastes like regular coke. Thanks. Hey, thanks. Still haven't had any. Yep. All right, so. This tastes like regular Coke. He's right. Colder, it tastes slightly like maple. So we did the 100% treat where we busted into these

because we were so excited, but they were warm. And it just tastes like regular Coca-Cola. Which by the way, if you're wondering where the fuck this came from, also 100% treat. Not your best cup. I would say thank you, but the better in this banner Fucking slam that thing. I should try to open it again from the bottom. I Want to spill no I've been doing total. I'm just so strong

Great Don't know that there is a limit, but Joe at 1700. Oh, okay, then I'm at 2500. Whoa She's like in that that Harry Potter AI video And they were all moving so slow yeah, it's very strange she's gonna number out with that so fast It's pretty up there just a little more I don't want to I know what you're saying I know what up means Wow that Maples lingering in my mouth mm-hmm yeah it's not holding here how's that I guess I'll fuck my slouch a little bit that from salt because the mic will go higher

you were right where you were it didn't move at all okay it's fine all right we're good are we happy now he doesn't even have a microphone so I don't even know we good yeah I know I was a lot of Michael Mike right now I want one and then you Good are we happy now? He doesn't even have a microphone, so I don't even know we good. Yeah Right now I want one and then you can report from the parking lot. Yeah, Gracie wanted to go mobile. Yeah That's not what she wants yeah, that's not the same Magnet it through my hair remember when we first got him we were like clipping him to our hat bills Yeah, yeah, yeah

You know what I was thinking when it was just I'd mentioned ladies team real quick much like the road trip I'm not fun. We had during the road trip, and then like I guess we made some videos Yeah, but like it was so much more for us. Yeah, that was those two movies to me. I had so much fun I mean everything around it. Yeah, I mean, it's fine. I guess I showed up I don't really give a shit about I guess most people probably don't do that right where there's like I don't really care This is fun. Yeah, there was like one day We were in this building where like our green rooms were in and there was like a long hallway and then and then a tiny Window it was like a it was like a half wall or maybe it was like a it was like a doorway

And there's a window right next to it But it was open and Gavin and I were trying to in our outfit You're sure yeah, we were running down the hallway like jumping through the window. Oh, that's awesome As it's fun. There's lots of food What are you talking about? This is, this is, this is, I'm so glad, I'm just so glad you came. All he did was pick up and say yeah those two movies. I love you, I love you so much.

Yeah, I've only made two movies. Yeah. I was talking about one earlier. The first one's called Laser Team. The second one's called Laser Team 2. So when I was filming those, yeah. What the fuck are you talking about? Hey, you guys picked up like.

Why did you all pretend like you knew? You just picked up really abruptly and said, those movies. And I was like. I didn't actually. I actually inserted it I said you know what you reminded me Of those two movies You reminded me when I was talking about the movie earlier It made me think of the road trip actually made a perfect segue explained everything as I got going Yeah, I just I don't know

You tuned out I get it. That's fine I didn't tune out I just felt like I knew what it That one's Michael I thought it was pretty clear. Yep. Okay. I've just never seen it Well now I do if my friend is in it I got you those those mini brands, right? So true. How long do those like how long does that buy me like good grace? Like a while yeah? I would say a while well. I would say each

Item buys you like a week. That's pretty I was gonna say are you over already, and then I remember she's carrying the little bag of them In her bag, so I guess she's not over them. Here we go. No I have them So go watch some Michael Jordan podcast Yeah, we should get some more. Mm-hmm. Maybe. Did you buy any? No, okay, cuz you were like I'm gonna buy some Well, I will one day Okay, I believe you, I was just asking if that day had come yet. No, I need a little money. I don't know. Okay, I want to watch the movie

This is what it looks like. You don't want to watch it This is what I thought you were gonna show me a Michael He's had a picture drawn I've never seen that either Okay, I mean that's okay. This is not surprising. Don't worry about that. That's fine. It's a very inside joke It's okay. This is not surprising. Don't worry about that. That's fine. It's a very inside joke Hey, so we've been doing this as 100% eat now for a year. Yeah, we just doing it You've been kind of showing up. Yeah, thanks

So we've been doing this for a year and the day this comes out, the day this comes out, if you're listening in the morning, I suppose, at 1 p.m. Central time on YouTube, we are going to do a live food court to celebrate our anniversary. We've never done one on YouTube before. We're going to do this. Throwing it out there for the everybody's. Come through, have fun. It's something to do.

You get one. That's right. You get one. And hopefully it entices you to check out the Patreon where you can subscribe, get access to the Discord, because Wednesday, so the day after this comes out, at 1 p.m. Central, we're going to be live streaming for the first time ever a live episode of 100% Eat.

It will be the following week's episode. So we're gonna do it Wednesday at 1 p.m. on Discord, but- Now you might say, you just said you only get one. Now we're getting two. No, you're not. You're getting, you're getting, I wouldn't even say half. You're getting like 1.1. Because you're getting, you're getting 100% Eat

on Discord where you can watch it. And the chat goes crazy Which is so much fun and the chat does go crazy Uh-huh, and so we'll be streaming the chat out to our YouTube channel no audio no video Just the chat chat see if you can glean yeah Maybe what we're talking about or you know just sign up. Oh, yeah When you start seeing insane memes start flying up there and you go, I gotta check this out.

Yeah. Jump on. A lot of Erics. A lot of Erics. A lot of Erics. Everyone will start making some inside joke and you'll be like, oh my God. That's how, dude, that's so much work comes from.

You'll either go, I'm missing out or, what the hell are you talking about? I think what we should do early on is tell the live Discord audience, just keep laughing, just keep laughing just keep laughing This is the best, I'm so glad I paid for this I wish I could pay more for this That's why I think we should start with

We also, some other stuff that we have coming out to celebrate our anniversary We have the full cut, road trip the movie, but not the movie road trip It's oh man. Yeah. That thing I just talked about. Yes. We, Nick has compiled. Laser team.

Everything has re-edited except it's the four of us. But oddly enough, I'm not me. I'm being re-edited as Bernie. I'm being re-edited as Bernie. And the helmet is being replaced with the monkey mask. Finally, Nick has compiled everything that we did in the road trip that went out is in one video that we're gonna put on our YouTube channel is a super cut. Road trip the movie will be on our YouTube channel later. But if you want to check out some stuff that didn't make the cut, we're gonna have another video on Patreon that is like us in the van.

Stuff that has never come out. Stuff that I didn't even know we had. Nick did a great job of like grabbing it as they shut the doors in our face. He's like, oh, we better get all this. This is ours, this is ours. Yeah, and so we have a bunch of stuff that is like cutting room floor,

but if you like the show at all, to me that stuff is better than the edited stuff that we put out where it's a lot of talking around in the van a lot of stuff that we were told stop doing yes yeah this won't be we kept saying just you wait five years perfect five years where you use it how rough is it how brutal was it to get through was it fun okay yeah so it's a yeah it it to get through? Was it fun? It was fun. Yeah. Yeah.

So it's a, yeah. It's a bunch of different clips that we're just compiling, throwing on. That'll be on Patreon. So if you subscribe to the Patreon, you'll be able to watch that and everything. Do you wanna talk about the thing you're making? I'll talk about that, but also just outside of that.

Yeah. This week, we have a lot of content. Yeah. But we have so much stuff that we're kind of planning that we're gonna make like a special month Yeah, kind of celebration everything's gonna It's gonna come out sort of is like the month goes on and everything to celebrate Yeah, so so one thing I did was Nick graciously uploaded every episode of facetream for me So insane and I went through and got all of the ads and put them in one file

One ten hour long file. Ten hours? Then I listened to all the ads and took out all the ones. Brutal. I took out all the ones that reference the in universe ad lore of us living next door to each other, him being some sort of gremlin menace in the neighborhood. He's always in debt, he never has food.

That might be a separate- He doesn't have a house. I have other ones that's just like Eric's debt problems. I forgot about that. The potential for another video. Not again! You guys have to help me. We've already told you about this website.

Go to the website! And one thing I'm impressed by is that like we never had an arc plane or no We just slowly evolve like there's a part not at all debt thing where like Eric his legs are broken for a while They did it for him yeah Your legs because he's in debt. Yeah, he owed money they did it for him. Yeah So weird this in Bankman so small yeah real small there's a great art in the neighborhood one where Eric's living out in a field. Yeah, yeah, we go to the mines at one point. Yeah, remember why yep Nope, but you can check it out Neighborhood ad lore video is two hours. Oh my

And so I really maybe we should put something at the beginning of this video to just to clarify this video Yeah, it's not an ad no, it's nothing but But no one's paid us. no one's paid us to do this It's not some sort of hello fresh super cut. No no I wish they did oh my god. Hello fresh, please But we would love it. This is not only doing it for free Jordan's done it in his own time I'm surprised how little time it took I was I mainly just did it in downtime Yeah, I don't I don't know that it like I mean if I added it up It probably was like 10 hours of work, but I did it over the course of like several weeks

And so yeah, and then there's another video that we can definitely do which is just like the ones that aren't canon But like the funny sketches we did in the ads Where we equated online shopping to masturbating? Oh yeah! I don't think I would have ever said that. Stuff like that. I don't think I would have ever said that. That's not like you. There's a moment in that one, and it's all fresh because I just listened to that, but it's like, I was like, how often do you online shop? And you just go, every day.

And then I go, wow, that's a lot. What's your record? And then you get really like, Koi, youoi you're like I don't want to talk about it I Have such like a glance re memory of that and like we were neighbors a lot of you've been looking through my window again Yeah, I saw you got a delivery the other day And him in a field yeah, that one stands out, but I'll probably listen to it honestly It's good to put on in the bag. So this is stuff that we are watching road trip video Yeah, watch laser team one and two and watch the ad movie. Hey, tell us which one's the best

speaking of ads We are also launching no an ad war here. Oh, yeah ad free baby an ad free tier of this No, an ad-free tier. Oh, yeah ad-free baby an ad-free tier of this podcast So I mean if you're missing the ad-lore don't worry about it. There's no ad-lore here. They don't let me in them. No so Subscribe to the patreon all the info is there patreon.com slash a hundred percent eat We are launching an ad-free tier you can sign up No ads you can keep listening for free with ads and all that stuff just the way you are already.

But it's just another thing that we're doing because we've been doing this for a year and thanks to your support, we're able to do it and keep doing it and know that we can do it without having to do like, oh, we weren't sure like, hey, well, we wanna do this ad free tier. I don't know if we're going to make any money. What the fuck is this?

But now we kind of know where we stand. We know exactly where we stand. And yeah, the majority of the support comes from the Patreon. So the more people we can get helping us out on that, the better. So go check it out. Patreon.com slash 100% eat. This is a one year celebration. Thank you very much. So 1 p.m. on Tuesday, Food Court Live.

1 p.m. on Wednesday, 100% Eat Live. That's on Discord. Gracie, thank you for suffering through all that. She had that at least. I was typing away. She was taking notes. Yeah, that's fine. I was taking notes.

There will be. We should get her like a leap pad. Really? Well, I found that the- A leap pad. I have a preferred side, which I now realize, which pops better. Oh! Oh, really which I realize pops better

That's popping for sure Weak yeah, they don't say yeah Soon happy early birthday. Thank you very much remembers because she knows the day the company I do it is before you my birthday The last day that we were there. What's my birthday? Oh, you're right, it was the 10th and then the 11th. It was the day of. Yep, yep, yep.

Because we launched everything on the 11th. Because we all got shit canned on the 10th. Correct. Yep. Okay, also I was- Gracie will never forget, your birthday. No, I won't. I also was noticing this while that was all happening.

Do you have a tail? He does. Well, those are ears. Is that what that is? He does have but tail he does well that those are ears have a tail those are those are funny I thought it was a monkey tail uses to put the ears on what is that he keeps he keeps saying they won't stick oh Easter monkey mm-hmm he keeps going it's too hard I don't know how to do it right there you want to do yeah he just didn't want to.

He was cursing Sam. Give Gracie the mask and the bunny ears. Oh, you connect it? Yeah. She'll do it. See, there you go. That gives you something to do. Isn't that fun?

She's got a project. You could have just given her that 10 minutes ago. Yeah. I should have had this during the ad time. Yeah. You should have. Yeah, while you were blabbing. Yeah.

Wait, where am I putting the tail just on the back of its head? No, I don't worry about this wherever the fuck We'll put it on his butt later Putting the tail on the night can't hear him. He doesn't have a microphone. That's right Yeah, he said yes. Yes. I look forward to it and then online shopping later. I think he just yelled no way Yeah, I love it. So we're back at Little Caesars We were just here. We'll get into that in the facts Yeah, we had we had to go back but pretzel crust is something we've actually reviewed on the show before it's true Which I what when I was working on that ad video just listen to the episode. Mm-hmm. And so so With if I hadn't done that

Interesting, that's the way to do it. Yeah, don't listen to Nick If I hadn't done that, interesting. That's the way to do it. Yeah. Yeah, don't listen to Nick. If I hadn't done it, I would have no- Whatever he was doing was nothing because he made no progress. Exactly.

I would have no memory of the last time we ate this and what our thoughts were. I mean, my memory is just Eric getting real pissed off. I'm nothing about the food. One's on. About the pretzel crust last time? Oh no, not the pretzel crust. Sorry, sorry.

Little Caesar. Okay, my memory's not that bad. Yeah, yeah No, no, I don't I ejected it Jordan. I like to clear my cash March 25th Clear my cash every week could have been 2018 who knows the last time we went to live was yeah all I remember is you wouldn't fucking answer the question with your name Was on the goddamn box because it could have been funny. He fucking did it again Nobody wanted to hear that I don't think I don't think Eric's reaction meant he wanted to hear that based on how he was reacting 40 minutes of fighting about it and then finally go thought could be funny. Yeah

And it was! You're fucking welcome! Nick was providing content. He wasn't he wasn't stealing it. You stole it. You're keeping it to yourself Building shelves making furniture Gracie completely tuned out. Yeah, here's piss boy. boy yeah well we love her singing yeah look wow what the fuck were you doing put it on put it on put it on put it on you fucking donkey he's got donkey brains that No! He's got donkey bones. I mean, fucking swamp donkeys in here, man.

Donkey bones. This is donkey. Oh, this is exciting. But this is a different pretzel crust though, because this isn't the- It's different. Last time we got the regular, it's just regular straight pretzel crust.

This is stuffed pretzel crust, which is a thing they hadn't done before. Oh, they didn't do stuff last time? I don't believe so I think they did Mm-hmm we never reviewed it. Oh, that's all Gracie did this in okay like no time and no cursing and muttering and in the in the video That rules Like a bunny when we opened it

We were like oh Nick go off camera and like put it together and come back out and we were like Like a Christmas story joke. He was gone for five Five minutes and couldn't get it to work And Gracie did it in two minutes. Oh Yeah, don't call them late for dinner. Dude, that's all, shake your head. Okay. Very good, very good.

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Yeah. Okay. Do you want to read the mics? No. No, I know. And I- We already learned about McDonald's. We did, bitch. Last week, dummy.

Yeah, she was here for that. God. Yeah, she stole the rant. Our last McDonald's episode was March 25 2025 where we ate the bacon and cheese Crazy puffs to receive an average rating of 73 we ended up liking it was the cheese sauce in them remember Yeah, those were pretty good actually they were pretty like contained They were nice little yeah, and I was snacking on them while you guys were yelling in the parking lot Yeah, I couldn't wait. I could not wait. I'm like he would have would have got the only I was hungry No, we did. I mean they were working

We got it anyway Popstar Mike's animal shit Not really a fact is a question I mean did we get the food in a timely manner this time was there slime did someone else have Eric's name was more than One person working many questions likely no real answer. I saw zero workers there were no More than one person working many questions likely no real answer. I saw zero workers

How many Didn't actually look at what had been replaced in the corner. Yeah, there was like a caution for sign We had to tear out back, they were hosing it down. Somebody was online shopping. There was a fridge. Adlor. The fridge didn't contain any of Nick's mango rush. Mountain Dew? Yeah. There's Mountain Dew in the fridge here. Nick wanted it.

But he didn't want it, he was just talking about it. And said it looked interesting. And then he called it cool in the car But he didn't, but he didn't want it. What a cool drink. You could just squeeze a mango into a Mountain Dew. Go get a mango You didn't say it was spicy? Was it spicy? Add to him. I'll be honest. I barely looked at it I was just looking at him looking at it. I've only heard about it from you guys I'm getting a third hand. You guys went inside and saw saw what happened if he was left alone and then something happened immediately Then I tried to pull the wrong door and it was locked member. I told y'all gonna make them

They're having their own little discussion. Would you forget to make I forgot to make fried pickles It was so fast I truly don't think anybody expected that in a week I Know and I went away for the weekend. Where'd you go? Usually it's a whole weekend before the work. Went to play with my friend on her birthday. Had a play date scheduled. Bring the poppet next time. Bring what? Yeah, you guys can play with it together. Did you take your mini brands? No could have filled my entire car with mini brands. Okay, let's work towards that Okay, little Caesars, which mostly open stores in suburban and undeserved areas underserved No, they're undeserved areas. Underserved. I would say they're undeserved. No, they're undeserved areas. You don't deserve this little Caesar's. They're just so benevolent. Suburban and undeserved areas with

food options is being targeted by Domino's, who's announced they will be opening 125 stores to directly rival Little Caesar's Market Share. While this is going on, P-Tut is in the corner pulling his pud like there's something wrong with it, watching these other chains gain ground. You don't even want to know what Papa John is doing, dude. It's bad. Race wars. It's not good.

That's not good. Yep. Yep. Papa. But that's like, Domino's going, they launched the Stuffed crust pizza and they went, we're fucking back. We're opening over 100 stores. They're doing some sort of attack. Yeah. They are trying to like come after Little Caesars, but those are the compete. Yeah. It's way that they see Little Caesars as the competition. They're not, they're going to go, they're going to start

putting stores next to the Little Caesars and everyone's gonna go, oh well, Little Caesar's I feel like you go to Little Caesar's to go to Little Caesar's Yes No one doesn't know Domino's exists You just wanna get your cheap pizza Yeah, they're not, they're not not going to Domino's because it doesn't exist Yeah Right

They're going there because Little Caesar's is cheaper It's the hot They also fucking deliver The hot and ready thing For Ugh, needs to be one closer to me Don't they both little Caesars? You can you can I mean, I'm sure you like I'm sure you can like uber it at this point

You must have yeah, and they don't it's not the guy getting in there. They have two employees working They're not doing it themselves Do you what do you want them to get their pizza or do you want this chair cleaned? Because to me, they're equal priority. And also, it probably makes sense for them in their business model because like, if you're choosing to not pay by going to Little Caesar's, you're gonna want to pay delivery. Yeah. You walk in, you get the $5 hot and ready pizza or whatever.

That's it. Not bad. No. Maybe you trade your luck on the pizza portal, maybe you get the $5 hot and ready pizza. You walk in, you want it. That's it. Not bad. No, no, it's fine. Maybe you try your luck on the pizza portal. Maybe you get Eric's food. God. I will say. That woman wanted my food so bad.

We did ask and then kind of just went right past it. It was, it was ready. You walk right in and it was ready. Unbelievable. Besides the woman in front of you trying to steal it. I ordered it today at like 11. I waited until they opened and ordered it. Smart.

Last time I ordered it like the day before To like have picked up and ready for like the next day apparently big mistake Yeah, they lost it they lose it, but was it in the system whose name was on it Cuz maybe it was like like like it was in the like it was in the system. Laugh funny man. The pizza portal said piss boy. It said, it said Eric B.

It said Eric B pissing. It said Eric B and Gracie looked at it and she went, that's a good severance name. Yeah. Sorry about severance names. Because it just flows. It's also your name. It's gotta flow. Like we talked about Gracie F that's a good severance name Severance names because it just flows also your name It's got a flow like we talked about Gracie F not a good it's not a good severance. How did I end up with your paper? Gracie I don't know that's weird. Why are you do you not to get in Mikey J? Yeah, I gotta take some notes

Yep, the work is mysterious but important I have a feeling when you Waffle party one at a time though. She's been there a long time. They don't just hand out three. They do not. To celebrate the Pretzel Crust pizza, Little Caesar's launched an ad campaign

starring Flula Borg. Called Pretzel Crust Island that is a parody of Survivor. The 30 second spot has 86,000 views and that's probably from People seeing the first five seconds of the pre-roll ad then hitting skip while trying to watch a video about how to beat a part In blueprints get YouTube premium or at least an ad blocker. Why are you watching these pre-rolls? Oh, actually if you're watching our channel white list us, please. Thank you. You're so smart and handsome actually. Thank you for doing that. Thank you. Thank you.

Falluleborg is the German guy who goes, What is... Oh, what is jet ski or whatever. Yeah. Like, he doesn't understand any words. I don't know. Was he in Bitch Perfect? Yes.

Wait. And he was in that... German guy. What? It's not helpful. What? It's not helpful. How was it not What? What? How is it not helpful? There's a lot of Germans.

Are there a lot of Germans in Pitch Perfect? I don't know if he's in Pitch Perfect. I know one German. I don't think that's what you're thinking of. I know one guy. I don't think it's him. Are you asking, is he the German guy in the one where they go to Europe? Yeah. He might be. Are you asking is he is the German guy in the one where they go to Europe?

Yeah He might be is he if you know there's German people here, too, dude He was also in that flint flossy video taste you like yogurt. Oh, I know what you're talking That song was on the camp Kim sees one soundtrack It's been played on broadcast Yeah, yeah, that's what it was I think like Carrie and Lindsay really like flip-flop It and so I think he also ended up in Ruby as well What were the what were the Ruby songs that they would play all the time? It's like it's like we're back it's like we're back Ehhhhhh! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I went to the Little Caesar's YouTube channel after that last fact fact and found I'm starting to think he did say on your

undeserved Typos coming at me left and right People because you can't type either That's why he doesn't get to read it disagree After that last fast fact found out that out that Pretzel Crust Island is a real show, they made three episodes of, and they have, what? They all have over a million views, but strangely only about 20 comments each. Must be a glitch. Anyway, Jim won, and the video is him eating a pizza for a long time. Remember 2008 Family Guy?

It kind of felt like that. All right,, well I'm turning it over to Nick now, who's going to dazzle us with a segment he calls Seeing Who Is Going To Take The Leftovers Home. Okay. Uh, was it like five slices? I think there's one pizza left. There's like a mangled version of the Red Sox one? There's one uncut. There's two uncut chunks.

Well there's one slice that's missing crust. Can I have just the crust? Yeah, I got you. Just one. There's two uncut yeah, well there's one there's two slices. There's one slice. That's missing crust Yeah, sure let's let's show the Well yeah, those are those are the remnants of the two separate pies so red sauce pizza You might think oh I see definition of slices uh-huh right Yeah, they do a good job And it's so thin Okay touching it so much you already manhandled it out there. I didn't

Nick fingered the fuck out of it. He just kept not cheese But but like yeah rip he just kept going like same story on how there's a little little There's a tiny score mark. Yeah What appears to be a grill mark because there is no incision It's just a seam that got grilled um okay while you have this here. I'm taking one of these excellent She just wants the crust. I just want the pretzel crust. Oh, and she's taking it from the not Not the one that you fucked up. That's awesome. I'm sorry. Don't it's just yeah He doesn't have a microphone. He doesn't count again

Again, this is Nick segment Nick will dub over him And Eric I This is Nick's segment. Nick will dub over him. I might eat another one before I go. What do you think? The little Caesars down the street. And Eric B. Eric B. I might eat one more of those before I go. Okay, CB. We'll see. No, I don't want it back.

Just try not to touch the rest of them as much as possible. Every single piece in that box has been absolutely manhandled. You're on a timer. By two people. No. Yes. No.

Yes. I think I watched everybody manhandle I got a slice of the pizza. Yeah from the one that is cut so poorly Yeah, I basically rip off a slice you did a great job was like man This sucks yeah, but Eric was like wow that was so impressive I go was it went really and then I saw Do it Yes donkey hooves This monkey donkey is clopping all over it

Get knocked that piss right out of you It's like the monkey went to like the Pinocchio pleasure, Iowa I mean yeah, remember with the last time he was on the bonkers board? Shit was crazy This fucking guy and then you Mark all my enemies Those are finally all the facts those are the facts Jordan you don't really have to read the rest of this no no there's plenty It's good. It's good stuff. I know I'm saying you don't have to read it. Yeah. What does Gracie think? Gracie's in the middle of eating. Don't worry about that. Yeah. Yeah, jeez. Bliss baited breath.

Salted breath. Very salted. Really salty. That's fine, it's pretzel. Pretzels are salty. That was our big complaint with it last time too. The red sauce one is way saltier I feel, than the cheese one. I think it was saltier.

I didn't appreciate it when the salt fell down onto the pizza. I guess their red sauce is just saltier. Yeah, I mean it is. I mean it's gotta be what it is, because you're gonna catch those strays from the crust catching on the pepperoni and stuff. Did you feel like the cheese sauce was like the Taco Bell nacho cheese sauce? It didn't taste like anything.

She's eating. Don't talk to her. Yeah, what the fuck is wrong with you dude? Don't bother me. I'm eating. We're not supposed to talk while we're eating on the show Yeah, you're asking her questions. Yeah, but what don't look at it. I'm ready I thought she was ready to do a magic trick. No, I wish I could it was you She's behind the curtain, oh it's good to know the signal before you start doing it

I assume you'd pick it up a third base coach That means steel But both of these pizzas really undercooked. Yeah, yeah. What the fuck? I gotta say like- I could've used a few more minutes. God damn.

We scored the original pizza pretzel crust pretty low, and a lot of it had to do with like the sauce and just how salty it was and what like we wish it was just pizza with a pretzel crust. And so when we got the version that was marinara, I was like, oh cool, we can finally like kind of really check it out. Yeah, measure it more accurately. But then they fucking fucked it up

and didn't cut it and they didn't cook it. Yeah, it was pretty gooey. It's weird too because it's the, don't they have like the conveyor belt thing where like they just put it in and then it comes Out the other side after like a certain amount of time I think they're cooking this with whatever specifications They would cook any other pizza and it's thicker and they need to put it in longer

And also they're not they're fucking but it wasn't pizza cutter doesn't work well enough on the pizza crust. You're right It's not not thick at all, but I guess it's like Yeah, it's fucking you look at the thing. It's so flat. It's flat You're right the end crust is definitely thicker. Yeah, and it's bad as far It's a great center of the pizzas then Gracie has a point Now more than ever I feel because she was talking about this in the ride-along about how it doesn't look like pretzel Yeah, it's not brown enough, and then when you bite it you go boy. This is chewy Yeah, it just makes you think maybe they didn't cook it. Oh, not that dough. There's only one setting on the conveyor belt

Yeah, I think it looks in the portal. I think it doesn't cook I think a woman tries to steal from us in the portal. They just put it in there raw at 11 a.m. And by the time he comes to get it it'll be done Maybe we try that again next time. Raw at 11 a.m. Come an hour after he goes in the portal. Yeah, maybe it's a little more cooked. Man, raw at 11 a.m. in the pizza portal, wild. Sorry, that sounds weird.

That Little Caesars has people in it all the time. And no one was wearing pajama pants. So many people. No one was wearing pajama pants this time. Really? Yeah. All right, he's got it He dropped his uh his smoke device his toy, but it wasn't spring break this time. That's true. Yeah

It's not great break ones. Yeah when we went last time we went that's why there was 57 teenagers in pajamas Yeah, everyone was in fucking spongebob and scooby-doo pajama pants man even Eric I would yeah, I wore I wore my pajama pants, man. Even Eric. Yeah, I wore my Scooby-Doo's pajama pants. He always keeps an extra in his trunk. Yeah. Just to fit in with the young. Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to fit in with the young. Yeah.

That's what he calls him. How do you do, fellow youngs? Remember when we were driving back and I went like, they spent all that time building that and it just ended up being Dreamers? And then Nick went, that's where it is now? Yeah, it's off 35. They had to move it because of the expansion. And then Nick went, that's where it is now! Yeah, it's all 35. They had to move it because of the expansion.

They had to move it. And then he wanted to use Gracie's student discount. No, I didn't want to do that. You said that for sure. You said that. I asked if she still had her ID card. No one's taking my student ID. She said, I'm not using my student ID there and I'm pretty sure he said, I will.

No! I think he did. I think you are right. I mean I will I usually you may not want to Can you read this fucking thing? Can you read this fucking thing? All right, let's just go to the dentist already Let's try to have some fun with it. Okay, okay The beloved pretzel crust hey neighbor. What are you doing there? Are you talking about the press material? Hold on, I got some x-ray specks Oh I forgot about the x-ray specks, that's a good one too No it wasn't

Yeah, what do you mean? That was a good one That was a good one That was clever They were great They were all good They were all good and were clever The beloved pretzel crust pizza features a buttery flavored soft pretzel, very soft pretzel crust

topped with a creamy cheddar cheese sauce and mozzarella Immunster cheese is finished with a sprinkle of cheddar cheese for that perfect salty crunch a lot of cheese that just tasted like cheese Yeah, yeah, they're saying it tasted less cheese than the regular cheese I took a bite of the the cheese sauce one and the whole like top came off. Oh, yeah Yeah, it wasn't as bad, but it was reminiscent of Nick's lasagna incident Yeah, but boys and Barry. Yeah, yeah what happened with your lasagna? He just ripped all the cheese off fucked up the whole thing kept saying help me help me Say wasn't a long noodle this is why we don't like

Eat and talk on the show because I'm sure we did that one of us would have had a choking incident Yeah, I think everybody would have had one. Yeah, no get it. We would have been proficient in the Heimlich. Yeah, geez Okay, the president here. I almost had a couple choking incidents, but it's usually like We call it a Homer bark Like a squiggle neck Yeah, yeah, yeah. God, he's joking! We call it a Homer-Bart situation. Somebody help him! He's joking! Oh yeah, like a squiggle neck. Why you little? His tongue.

Blah, blah. Quote, we heard our fans loud and clear. They wanted Pretzel Crust back, and we knew we had to take it up a notch, said Greg Hamilton, Chief Marketing Officer at Little Caesar's with the new stuffed pretzel crust We're allowing guests to choose their ultimate cheesy salty and savory experience now, please tell me more. Yeah, no, that's it Can I say though? I feel like I can actually believe this one. No, I'm like people wanted it and I'm like People go crazy for it. Just make a 64 fucking loves this shit. Oh, yeah I love pretzel crust.

Fucking Kevin has one. Kevin freezes slices. He has one like in like a resin that's preserved. He fucking loves this pizza and I don't get it. But boy, if the stuffed crust isn't the superior version. Yeah. It is like. Oh yeah, the stuffed crust.

Leaps and bounds better. But before we get to our review, we have to hear what you think in a segment we call You Review. Hit it, Gracie. You Review. Awesome. That was good.

Imagine that was- Shout out, Lindsey. Did you hear the one that, I think somebody made of- Yeah, and it has cinnamon at the end. Yeah, cinnamon howling, that's a good one. Ah! We will use that. That's a good one We still I think we heard it and then we went I don't know how that dog made that noise still I don't know how she made that noise. Like I watch the video sometimes and I'm like

Michael you gotta read the last one. Okay, just getting a bath. She didn't like it. Come on Francis. All right Who wants to read the first one? I think Gracie reads Francis. Oh, I'm Francis? Go Francis. Francis. Okay. It's been 30 minutes past the time to get my pizza that I ordered online. People are waiting all in the lobby in their cars. No good. No good. Well, the guy just talks and laughs. Where my pizza the girls are hungry bad service especially when you have a hungry two-year-old oh, and it's the one at Norwood Park We know the girls are hungry. This is just like we were saying yesterday Bring your car in the building stop putting your car in the building also want to be clear Did that we talk about that no? We'll talk about that but

Point this one says oh, and it's the one at Norwood Park I want to be clear that these reviews are not for the one at Norwood Park. Oh This is for a different little Caesar To little Caesar shade she searched little Caesars clicked on one left a review for a different little Caesar She works at a different little Caesars and is trying to make that one Shit yeah, I were in their cars in the lobby the girls are hungry not feeding babies no good It really is this whole thing is very Trump bad service Yeah, and this is the oh and also this is a different one that I'm talking about

It's the end of Stan it's the oh that was you damn The thing with dick yesterday was No, no, you gotta wait, you have to wait. Alright, hold on, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, How are we gonna set up the camera? And we were like we should just bring the tripod, we'll put it at the end of the table or whatever And we're looking through like all the stuff we have and we have the suction cup that for the windshield that goes Yeah, and we hold your phone Yeah, we were like oh we could maybe put this at the end of the table and even you demonstrated Erics like maybe we use this and you set it down flat No, you put it like on the paper towel holder you even demonstrated in a proper way like you know we could like prop it up Uh-huh, and Nick was like no that's not gonna work Then Michael just goes we can't drive the car Was like we can do this and it's like

And he was just like I don't and they're not explaining Yeah, and they're just like I don't see why not it holds the phone Yeah, it holds the phone and then yes, Nick was clear disapproving without explaining anything just going And then I went we can't take the car in the building It won't fit you can then suck you up on the windshield and then today are waiting in the lobby in their car Maybe they're doing a podcast. Yeah, maybe it can be done. Uh-huh.

Think about it. We learned about. I just, again, really appreciate how quickly he went, like, well, you can't use it because it doesn't balance. Didn't say that yesterday. Just stared at you and was like, hey, he was thinking about it. He went home and he's like, that's what I'll say.

That was a very clear, concise answer that he did not provide to you. That's what I'll say. You were just getting mad. He's like, I was too hungry to think. But never too hungry to disagree. No. No, we are.

We ate a bunch of plates yesterday, Gracie. We did a really good one. Oh yeah. You have to watch Michael Jordan podcast to find out in total. Oh total But I could Boy we keep talking about that You gave me that box I could I did I gave up mine then they were all great You come to one of the recordings green you come to one of the recordings

If you come to one of the recordings next week, I'll get you the nine cinnamon rolls Okay, but give me heads up so I cannot eat before okay I'm telling you that you control if this happens if you come it will happen right so give her heads up If she tells you she's coming Really like the way you did this I can eat Ted. Oh, I guess we need I don't want it. Gracie going, oh this is a fun Gracie challenge. And for death. It looks interesting and spicy. I don't want a calories.

Get me nine cinnabucks. I'll play around that. A fucking soda that he could have some of. I can't hear me drinking that. Get two, get two. I'll play around that I'll play around it A fucking soda that he could have some of I can't be drinking that, get two, get two See they get

extra fucking frosting on it I'm not drunk I just had a nut blast It's like a hundred calories I can't drink that Oh shit my stomach Oh my fucking god I can't drink that. Oh shit, my stomach. Oh my fucking god. I can play for the role.

Alright, when you let- or no, let him know. He's got a plan. Everyone needs a heads up. Okay, um, we're still- I won't. We're still doing you review. Oh yeah, you review. This one, rare second. Part two.

This is from Maginan I don't really know what they're doing with their name here. They added a bunch of extra letters. There's a lot of E's and N's and A's. We'll go with Maginan. They say

Such rude. Customer service. Did they say customer service. Couldn't get my costume. So rude. Lady with such baggy eye bags rushing us to order. While my friend was speaking with clammness. While my friend was speaking with clamness. What can I do for you? What can I do for you? Is all she said was such attitude.

15 minutes she said. And yet we had to wait there more than that all because she didn't know how to call us up. Pizza was still okay. The that is the hallmark for a great review. The perfect review. Yes. Such baggy eye bags.

Such baggy eye bags. Also, she's being so rude asking, what can I do for you? What can I do for you? Hold on. God, shut up. Hold on, I'm the clam. Excuse me, can you speak with more clam-ness? I was just talking about my jaw hinged, and I just thought this is this is the problem with costumer service nowadays

Okay, are you ready? I'm ready. These are not your words so Eric picked this out This is a written review Jordan really wanted me to read it. I'm gonna read from crystal ball B. Okay The fat bitch in there rather make all the pizzas in the world and rather be in the back talking with them then attend the customers I'm telling her fat ass to give me four ranches and give me two and then has the audacity to say oops I forgot the other two let me charge them like no bitch I don't want them no more on top gives me my pizza two different pepperoni ones One being thin and other being extra crust and take 30 to 40 min to attend me

When she got all this damn fucking pizza already But all all guest door dash and placed orders are more important when you don't even got space and no more because of so much pizza You make but no attend your customer one sentence literally one Christa ball Do you that is the craziest review that's up there man? I'm telling her fast to give me four ranches. It gives me two.

And then has the audacity! He just needs to lean over the counter and take them. Yeah, just reach over and grab them! Oh my god. Oops, I forgot the other two to yo Let me charge him like no bitch No bitch I don't want them no more on top gives me my pizza to dip in pepperoni once

I don't even know what that means Christa Ball's an idiot Once I don't know what that means Holy fucking shit, oh man Do you think she also has baggy eye bags? Baggy McEye bags over here So much pizza you making but no attend. You're the customer Is the end of it of Of the one sentence review. Oh my god.

Was it even a sentence? Not even a period. Nope. It might still be going. It's still going somewhere. Dude, I think. He's still talking about it. I'm telling her fat ass to give me four ranches

and give me two. Which in itself is just funny. Is like, to like never look in a mirror and be like can you believe this? Come in my wrench! So like the idea of going under the review Jordan going Michael you read the last one I read three words. I was like this is a Michael Oh fuck me dude Oh my god Three words. I was like this is a Michael

Rather he should write all the pizzas in the world and rather be in the back Talking with them then attend the customers Then he says I'm telling her fat ass to give me four ranches. Oh, shit dude. I feel like in the sea of like no, uh, like periods or sentences or anything, typos everywhere. Spell through it audacity right there. Yeah, that is not true. That's true, it's pretty good. It was like, while they were talking about their fucking rant.

Oh, sorry. Stop hitting the mic stand. Oh my god. Look, at least we got most of the way through the episode. Don't let a lot of things slide. Yeah. Not your weight and not the number of ranch cups that you get.

Oh my God. Well, that's what you had to say about Little Caesar's. Attend your customers. Try speaking with clam this next time. Ah! You baggy eye bags but we have our own review for the pretzel stuffed crust pizza little caesars

uh Jordan start with you what do you think? I can only review what was put in front of me. Oh no that wasn't your vape. That was your phone and it definitely hit screen down on metal oh no my vape I can only review the food that was put in front of me

If you went and smoke came out How is that not it I'm sure it's an app you can get right where it like oh, yeah, yeah absolutely It was just like the the old he really thought I was gonna throw his phone That had like the beer thing Garrett was talking about that on mega 64 he downloaded one that is like it just it's just lights and sounds and shit and It's like evape. It's like whoa We're all distracted All right, Jordan,. Yeah, yeah, that was good. All right, Jordan, what do you think?

All right, so, what I was trying to say was, what do you think as a skinny bitch? What'd you rate this? I could've had four ranches. Yep, uh-huh. I'm becoming a ranch person. Ooh! It's like, I never dislike ranch,

but I never went go crazy style over ranch. But I'm just like, I want it more. I think I got hooked by all like the spicy ranches and shit because I like I've been doing that more but now I will settle for regular ranch. Yep, and I went to Chick-fil-a the other day and I bought one of the bottles Yeah, dude. It's like the smartest fucking UI ever when you're ordering it You know you want some ranch? Well, it's like pick you know get your nuggets or pick your cup And if you go like past two ranch cups it goes by this bottle and I'm like, yeah, I do. It's only three bucks

Yeah, you know smart so now I just been I have once or twice went to the original I just ate some ranch. It's so good. It's really good. It's really good. And the Taco Bell got me too with the fire valley Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's I'm turning I'm changing Try it with winker. No, remember she wrote it down The end and suction cup Madison when Steve Buscemi gets the apology call and he crosses out People to kill yeah, I thought his name Just Eric I like the ways he's wronged him. He's like does it he's like I don't remember yeah, yeah

Then he crosses people to kill Okay, so my review yeah, I Thought this had potential to be better than the last time. I think I can only review the food that I had and not the food that it could have been. Because the way they cooked it and the way they cut it, I think kind of ruined it. Yeah, definitely.

I even had just the pretzel crust by itself to be like, let's see how pretzely this is. Just ended up being so soft. It's soft and stuff. Yeah, by itself and that dodo While the stuffed version I could see the potential there. I Just don't think it's as good as the last time we had it And I just listened to the episode because I was I was listening to the ads and I think I gave it like a 43

Or something so this one So it's gonna 37% Oh wow Harsh It's getting harsh It's getting hot Yeah, they just definitely undercooked it and they didn't cut it Yeah

But I think it tastes better the flavor is there the taste is there the one thing we were really clamoring for was the marinara Version then we didn't have that we didn't have that last time and I do think that version is better. Okay What are you talking about? I was waiting for him to finish. I thought I hoped you knew I'll eat I'll eat slop dough though. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna hammer it as much as Jordan It was better than the last one it was not Presented well they fucked it up, but I would try this again and be like can you cook it? Yeah, right yeah, give it a two more minutes. Yeah, I'll just be like order it and then under like additional comments

Right just like please cook yeah We have an air fryer we should go throw a piece of air fryer No, let's do it after after well, obviously Yeah, well doesn't my house right now what don't you have to leave? I got some time. Okay. I had a little bit of time anyway Oh, how did it become 155 already? My microphone cable took a while Well, you definitely weren't having fun because you tuned out for happy They weren't having fun because you tuned out for half the episode. So... That doesn't mean I wasn't having fun.

Yeah, yeah, she was having a good time with her words. Still, honestly, but I gotta go, I gotta go opposite way because it'd be really high if they actually cooked it. I'm gonna give it like a 63. Wow. They didn't cook it though. You're right. How did that shake out? Average score of 50.

That's higher than the average score last time. And it's, I mean... It definitely tastes better. It's a 50% really interesting. It's right down the middle. They like the weird cheese better. I like the cheese one more than the marinara one. I like the marinara one.

I don't like that cheese sauce. The marinara one was just too salty. I didn't dislike it. I just dislike it, but it was... There were so many cheeses that didn't come through. Right, yeah. They were both the same to me. The problem with it is the pizza.

If you had the, instead of like the crazy bread Or whatever if they did the pretzel stick cheese stuffed and you could buy just like the crusts or whatever That's better than the pizza. Yeah That's probably the best them the right amount of time. That's probably the best call us. Yeah, I agree I think yeah, I think that's up talk I think that's a cross. Yeah, that's like a ride like shitty mozzarella cheese I thought like good. I thought it was better than the Domino's for me, too I totally agree with that yeah, the Domino's was such a bummer

I might go back and get this and see if I can see if it can see me get good better Yeah, take a picture of the bottom. I mean I know it can cook. Yeah, yeah And ask them to cut it I do it. Yeah Can you cook this and can you cut it and can you serve it to me? Whoa clam down? Make sure you ask for four ranges Average score 50 average score 50 is pretty good Hey, you can get more 100% eat at patreon.com slash 100% eat where you get the Michael Jordan podcast where we filmed it yesterday, went to Cura, we got some sushi.

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