100% Eat - Graysie Gets Everything %% Taco Bell Flamin Hot Grilled Cheese Burrito

Episode Date: November 4, 2025

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where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. You probably do. I'm your host, Michael Jones. I'm my host, Jordan Swears, but not today, because Gracie here, too. The Coco host Yeah

Coco host oh Cocoa I understand Keeping you food related Jordan and Gracie How are you guys? Fan fucking-tastic Whoa Start high

I like Gracie is flying high right now She's been jumping high And she's flying high She has I don't know if you can fully tell I don't know how it looks exactly Because Nick's little square is covering it

But it looks like Gracie might be wearing Like a nice jacket Or like some sort of sweater It's just a blanket It's a blanket. It looks like it could be a shawl. That's her blanket for here. Yeah, this is my podcast.

100% eat house point. Yeah, house blanky. And I was in my pluffle wrapped in the blankie. You were. When we were waiting and going like, we're going to start this episode? Where's Gracie? And then it was, oh, you are.

There has never been a better moment. Yeah. Never. I should have eaten my taco belt in the pluffle. Yeah, but you would have spilled. I didn't spill a drop. Right, but you would have spilled in the pluffle. That's how that works.

necessarily. Okay. Challenge accepted. You have plenty of Taco Bell left to eat, don't you? She says you still couldn't eat all those cinnamon rolls. Sorry. Bump, bum, bum. I'd love to.

I'd love to. Yeah. Well, show up next time. You didn't tell me you were getting them that time. You just sent me a picture. Yeah, it was pretty good. You guys have to tell me when these things are happening. Anytime we tell you, you don't come, though.

That's not true. It is true. She was texting as because Taylor's kind of engaged. You all don't ever. invite me, you don't just send me them once a... Of course, we invite you all the time. No, but you... Yeah.

Hey, are you coming to food court? Oh. Wait, when was that? That's this Friday. What is that? Well, that's, we've already done it. Oh, you're just now, wait. When did you invite me to that?

Right now. Just now. No, it already happened. No, it didn't happen. It's two days from now. It's two days from now. Well, we're recording this one early. Oh, okay.

You see, when this comes out, it won't be today. And in that world, in that world, it will have already happened. Okay. I'm not used to speaking in podcast calendar. That world is this world. It's the same world. The world's not different. It's a different world and a different time and place.

Is this the first time y'all are inviting me or did I miss an invite? And that's why y'all are making jokes. No, we just invite you to stuff all the time. And you're like, I'm busy. Well, my mom and Mingus are going to be here, so I'm unavailable. Right. And that's my point, though. Mingus is going to be here.

You don't even get to hang out with Mingus? You can go to Boisenberry Fest. We invited you that. Bringis Mingus. I have to consult with my mom. She's not going to bring you smingis. Probably not. You can already tell them, probably nothing.

Put Mingus on the fucking trampoline. Mingus would like, although I'd be nervous that she'd fall. So you jump on the trampoline holding Mingus. Oh. And we'll all circle around it like a pentagram. Do not remove under penalty. Oh! We'll hold the trampoline for safety, but then also we'll be like the cardinal directions

where we can catch Mingus if she goes flying. That's true. Yeah, we'll be on Mingus catch. Or if you try and spike her. On Mingus, I won't try to spike her. You might. Should I show them, Mingus? Should you what?

Should I show them Mingus? Yeah. Go for it. Her name's not actually Mingus, by the way. You go into a Twitch chat and you type Show Mingus. Wait, is Mingus a bad thing I've been saying this? No, no.

That's the name of your dog. I'm just saying, show Mingus. There's baby Mingus. You just said, should I show Mingus? Show Mingus? I need to turn my brightness out. Show Mingus. There's Mingus.

I think you're covering Jordan's face. She's showing Mingus. Whoa, her Mingus is getting bigger. Mingus. We are recording this. Her real name. Her real name is Izzy. Boring.

Mingus is better. We're recording us. Mingus. Happy Mingus. Happy Mingus. Covering Jordan's face again. Really something. My priority is right.

Look at her. Honestly, that seems like Gracie's priority in terms of like how this goes. Cinnamon's birthday is tomorrow. At the time of this recording, it's also Jordan's birthday. I already told him that his birthday was tomorrow. I already told him his birthday is tomorrow.

that it was my birthday. You're welcome. Quick, tell your family. They don't know. Then she's covering you with me. I know, mom. I know it's tomorrow. Gracie just told him.

I brought it up and it was like, tomorrow it was her birthday. And then like, I think some... 20 seconds. No. Some other... It was not that long. Passive conversation happened.

And she was like, also your birthday. No, they were talking amongst themselves and I looked over and you and said, also your birthday. There's some chatter going on, but that's okay. We don't usually talk amongst ourselves. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We have a conversation. Then you're doing all over your laptop stream.

Yeah, bitch. Oh! You can check out. There's some regulation rivalry going on today. You can check out. He was, what's up is he was pissed at the traffic. Anytime I do that, p, p, p, p, p, he's like, Just say it.

Just say it! I said it! He did say it that time, and then you got mad and threw it up in the air, like your hands don't care. We, uh... We also were recorded... Did you hear that, by the way? What?

She called you a little bitch boy. We already recorded the Michael Jordan podcast. He can't figure out why I did this, but he's cackling like a cuddling witch. Yeah, because it's funny. Jesus Christ. I like when you catch. We recorded the Michael Jordan podcast already,

and that is Gracie's inaugural jump on the trampoline. I like that. I like the way you worded that. Yeah. My inaugural jump. It was a cool word used to invent. Chris is already. There's a plaque going up to remember eight.

Chris has already jumped on it. Gracie did all the stuff. Yeah. We got to call it trampoline night. It's going to be a competition. Who's the best trampoliner in the 100% in family? Wow. I mean, you and Chris are the headliners. Yeah.

But then there's other rivalries we have to invent. Me and Nick are going to do tandem tricks where we go over each other. Who's going to be like the hold down the trampoline squad? We're going to have to help. We're going to do it up there. Well, we're going to do is we're going to wait for the next Austin Homebrew. We're going to grab all the former RTSs guardians and ask if they can hold the trampoline for us. Thank you.

The former RTX Guardians. Forget about it. Okay. She was like, Guardians, what's a homebrew? Austin, where? I have no idea what you're talking about. Homebrew is like, it's like a continuation of RTX, which is a convention. Remember when we did that live show?

Yeah, I never once went. You remember RTS? It didn't happen when I worked there. RTX? Yeah, it happened every single year. No, it didn't. RTX? Yes, it did.

It happened every single year. No, when I worked there. And that was when I was hired, it was remote. And then it never happened again. It definitely happened. happened after 2020 time in like 2023. No absolutely not in 2023.

Yes, absolutely. Absolutely yes. Yeah. Why are you looking at me for reassurance? Because you look equally as confusing. I'm used by you. Yeah, we're confused that you say I've been to every single one including the one in 2020. Why was I not like I wasn't invited or something? How do you not know it? It's like the company

talks about for nine months. What are you talking about? Right, and that's why I'm saying how did I How did you not know? Maybe you slapped in. I don't know. How was I not there? I worked there. I feel like you were and just forgot.

Oh, you know what? Actually, I think I know what happened. When was it? July. July. Like, it is every single year. I think that's when I was hired. It was like, they were like, eh, don't worry about it.

Maybe. She definitely had worked there because Kat was there. No, who knows, maybe. Are you sure? Cat, no. Cat was a ghost at that point. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, is that cat. But I'm saying I, there was that brief period before I came on full time that I didn't work there for like a month.

Right. So it very mobile you weren't didn't work in there. It's not we didn't have one. As you kept saying over and over again. That's the, that's the point. I think that's my line if I'm not here. Okay. Okay.

Here's what I'm trying to say is I'm just trying to understand why I wasn't there as an employee, but I wasn't an employee. I can tell you. Yeah? The crinkling. Oh, I'm sorry. Don't worry. It's her last packet. We're off to a hot one.

She ate all of the candy Oh my god Guys I if you're wondering why If you're wondering why this episode's a little hot and spicy Yeah we are reviewing the talk about flaming hot grilled cheese burrito And Gracie wanted her's ordered grilled It better be grilled saying I want my grilled Are this grilled burrito?

But then she would go Oh that's the way it comes And then it comes and then go but I want my grill She said I only walked into the restaurant She went to grill No well first she's on Chuckie First she saw Chuck and said I don't like that. I don't like that too immediately.

I don't like that Chuckie's there. Did you take a picture of him? Absolutely. Why was Chuckie there? It's Halloween. It's Halloween. He was standing over the food and the drink. Kids want to work.

Child's play. We're like trials labor. It was crazy. And then also, I don't think you saw this. Gracie helped Jordan open some packs. I played Pokemon. She played Pokemon. My chungis life.

Whoa, Chung's life. There you go. It was pretty fun. She played Pokemon with Jordan. It was pretty exciting. We were there for a while. For the half hour. We got a...

Yeah, last two times is not been good. What was it called? The one that we got. It looks like a big turtle or something, right? We got several. The one I was holding, I would think it was war. Yeah, that's right. War tortoise.

Yeah. It was one of those reverse haul. ones too. Wow, Gracie, reverse hollow. No, I picked a good pack. Yeah. I had the magic touch. If you want these magic pack fingers. And then I- Show your mingus. Is that a bad thing that I think? No, it's not. We think it's a funny word. That's all it is. We went to the Taco Bell. We were there for half an hour. I put in the order for five of

these burritos and then went, do what you will. And I walked away. You did, but technically only three because I deleted two. Because you deleted two of my five. I Michael redid it. I saw that. Because Eric was getting flustered. I said, let me handle it. I knew it on the iPad situation. It's easier just to let everyone come in

because I watched everyone give half an order sometimes and then go, is that it? And then no one said anything and then it wasn't it. What it is easier to do is to let Michael do it. Because Michael knows that menu. And Michael did it. And I'm used to the stress and the chaos. And Michael did it.

Now, Eric is right. That was a good handoff. But it wasn't like, hey guys, I put it in. what you want. I went, no, I did it. I put it in and I went all yours, do what you will. And we had our way with it. And they kept going,

we ordered 10 nacho fries. And I just kept going that's fine, that's okay. We got you. We got it. We got 10 and we got you. We got 10 and we got you. Yeah. But we also didn't eat all the nacho fries and then Gracie was like, ooh, all these nacho fries. I don't want all of them. Oh, I didn't want any of them.

I didn't either. But I was enabling Gracie. Yeah. Okay. I'm saying I made sure you got what you wanted. You had it your way, but not a shitty Burger King. Mm-hmm. And then don't get the fries, I got you the fries.

Did you not get everything you wanted? No, I absolutely did. I just, whenever he's like, oh my God, yeah, we're all eating nacho fries together. Yeah. I ate some. I had some, too. You didn't dip your cheese, did you? Yes, I did.

I ate my entire fucking cup of cheese. He never leaves. Don't you dare. Who is accused me and not any cheese? This guy will eat cheese. Was it you? Was it you? I never dipped.

Who the fuck was it? Who got spaghetti? I didn't know you had to. Who the fuck were a spaghetti? It was Eric or Jordan? Which one you didn't eat my cheese? Jordan. I did not eat the cheese.

Yeah. And you were so quick to throw Michael under the bus. Michael didn't even know he was under the bus. Michael, you've been run over by the damn bus. And who's driving the bus? I don't think Jordan was driving. Jordan's driving because he said, oh, it must have been Michael that didn't eat his cheese because cheese doesn't like him. And that's exactly how he said it.

Was that a serious thing that you said to me? It would have been nice if you were at least sarcastic about it. You know me, I'm always genuine. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, she was saying, like, she was mad about it over here. She was, she was pretty upset. Well, and I'm more mad than you, I can't believe who. He's mean to you.

I'm nice. That's what happened. It was my cheese. I didn't know I had cheese. You should have known you were the only one. You should have known! You're the chosen one! What do you mean you didn't know nach fries came with cheese?

What do you mean no nach fries? It's a funny sentence when you say no, notto fries. Yeah. No. What I mean you didn't know nach fries? I didn't know. The one thing that I know is that it's going to be easy to pick out Nick's taco in there. There it is.

It's no problem. This guy wants a new grudgeon house. Hey, how was your taco, by the way? It was delicious. No, no, no. Why did you write it back? Oh. Yeah.

He's getting better. He started this a couple of weeks ago and it was very bad. I couldn't do that. He's a long way. He's very good at. He's taking a lot of practice. I can't remember how to write forwards. No.

That's fine. We have AI. We have AI. Yeah, we do. Yeah. So Taco Bell was, I wouldn't say crowded, but a lot of people had ordered. It was so slow. Nothing was moving, and it was like that McDonald's.

We were just there for an hour and a half. We were there for half and an hour. 90 minutes. A whole hour and a half. We're there for half an hour inside this fucking Taco Bell just waiting. Just waiting. We were killing some time. Yeah.

We got the food and they gave it to us in one big bag. God. I can't believe they put in one bag. It may have been the heaviest. It was 10 pounds. It may have been the heaviest fast food bag I've ever held. Yeah. And it's just, I mean, the burritos are a little hefty, but it was like five burritos,

crunch wrap and then Nick's Taco. Who about a crunch wrap? And then, I'm not a crunch wrap, but Cheezy Gordita, sorry. Cheezzy Gordita. She doesn't let that one slice. And she's right to call me on it. I was like, there's no way I missed that. I didn't say anybody eating cruncher.

So it was only five, five burritos, the... They certainly didn't dip it in cheese. Five burritos, two gorditas and Nick's taco. And five, not your price. Yeah, which, and there are cups of cheese. And the cites and the rann. And your spicy ranch. Yeah, it was just a hefty fucking bad.

Now, here's the thing about Michael's talk, or Michael's burrito. Yeah. He ordered it a very special way. Yeah, you got three, or you got five, I deleted two, because Gracie didn't want the Ramp. The Chipotle, yes. And then she went back, and then I went, she didn't want the Chipotle. I was like, yeah.

I literally hit done. She was like, wait. Oh. And I went, and I went. on and then she's like no sour cream. Then I just took off the Chipotle and tried to add well and I did

I added the creamy jalapeno sauce and then I had no idea which burrito was because they didn't mark any. They didn't mark it. Who ate it? Does anyone know? I have a feeling I got it. I think it was Michael. I feel like there's just as a good as a chance that Jordan got it

as whoever did get it doesn't know. Right. Right. I think it was Michael. I think he did. I think Michael didn't I very well could have gotten it. There was just so much shit going on in there. There's no way. You can only tell by finding the color. That's it.

I was looking for the color. I ripped open one, looked. It was like that one. And Gracie was like, can you look? I don't know how to do it. I don't know.

Rip it open. That one's yours. Gracie kept looking at the breeder going, I don't know how to open it. They grilled it shut. That's the thing you wanted the most. You wanted it to be grilled. They've sealed all exits.

I didn't realize that that that would glue it. I didn't notice the sour cream. So just the absence of that. That made me think that I... I'm not sure what I had in mine at this point. No, I got so... I had a sauce on mine. Oh, so there...

I had a sauce on mine. But you said it may have, like, combined and turned orange? No, I was saying, no, I was saying the jalapeno is kind of orangey. Oh, okay. The creamy jalapeno, or like, I don't even had to describe it. I saw that in Jordan's burrito. She says she saw it. I saw it in the eye of your burrito.

I saw it, I saw it not eating the nacho cheese. Jordan, Jordan ate it. Mingis told me. I got on the bus and Mingis told me. And Mingus was driving the bus and Vingis was telling me turning the burrito. And Mingus made up Michael. We drove over Michael. Oh.

I want to talk about Mingus meal. Mingis would never. They're supposed to be. A mingus menu? Slow down. There's supposed to be a thing that they're introducing on the app where you can make custom orders, save them. And other people can order that. Didn't that come out already?

No, that's a thing that they talked about. They announced it at their keynote earlier this year. And we're like, oh, we got to do 100% eat meal. If they do this, we got to do a Mingus meal. Do you have to pay to have your thing? Go ahead and hold that up just a little bit. Show us Mingus. Post Mingus?

What was I going to say? Do you have to pay to get your meal? No, no, no, it's not a thing that exists yet. It's just, no, but also what she's asking is, you just share it. It's just like a personal thing. Correct, but you can like send it to someone. I could like make my Michael food and then Jordan can make Jordan food. and then we have to eat each other's food.

Oh, I see. Okay. And we'll do it, yeah. That's fine. So we could do 100% eat thing, and it's like, here's what we would have if we all pick something. Right.

But I would really love to do a Mingus meal. I think Mingus meal is like so the move. Would it be the food that I like? What's that? Would it be the food that I like? It would be a thing that Mingus likes. I think, I think she gets kind of like. Definitely ground beef.

Well, I think she gets like a cinnamon meal, but Mingus is kind of public domain. Yeah. Anything can happen with Mingus. I think we structured the Mingus meal. We've kind of taken ownership of Mingus. I wonder what kind of identity is going to have on.

We're all nacho cheese with the order. Because we don't have a really strong identity here. It's definitely true. Mingus has big shoes to fill. And all do respect to Mingus. I don't think she can do it. Whoa. There's the thing.

We love Mingus, but hashtag West Anna Queen. There is never going to be anyone like her. And that's what you tell your second kid after the first one died. It'll never be your brother. She is literally my first born child. But I'll never love another child like her. Yeah, I understand.

You're up together, you know? Quite literally, yes. Yes. And again, 2007 to 2024, a good life for anyone. But also, Gracie won. That's right. Congratulations. It wasn't a competition.

It was. We were in this fight together. And now, brothers in arms. Sisters. That makes sense. Oh, that's right. Gracie said she's going to be the CEO of 100%. I don't know.

The CEO. Yeah, her job title. I'm the CEO. I'm adding it to my LinkedIn. You should. We might as well. What are we going to do? Contested, I don't get a shit.

I don't remember what I said. Go for it. You said. Do you want to know what you can say now? We can learn about Taco Bell. You want to learn about Taco Bell? I don't know. That's absolutely not what he said.

I don't know. Let's learn about Taco Bell. Put that paper down. I mean, his house rules. No, no, we got to get into it. This is good. Oh, wow. Get no frills delivered.

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Mayor of Kingstown, new season now streaming on Paramount Plus. This is a really short fact. It is. And that's why we got to get into it. Yeah. I tried to keep it brisk for gracing. I'll allow it today because I see my name is in there twice. It is.

Your name is in there a couple of times. So I'll allow it. As the CEO. Go on. Our last talk about episode was September 23, 2025, where we ate the Y2K Decades menu. We received an average rating of 58. Gracie, it wasn't good.

It was sort of a bummer. Yeah, it was just kind of disappointing. I only had the one thing, so I don't know how the rest was. The chili cheese, you had the chili cheese burrito and it was the best part. It was the best part of it. Right, right, right, right. Yeah. Next fact, Gracie hates this part of the show.

We're sorry. We're not sorry. He's not. He wrote it. He can't do it and then say sorry. Sorry, I'm robbing you. Give me your money. I'm sorry.

Uh-oh. I wish there was something I could do about this. It's me like, uh-oh. Sorry. Money, please. Third fact, Gracie Flynn is, a former production intern and current producer for the Fuck Face Podcast Network

who frequently appears on the Face Jam Food Podcasts. She is known for her unique and unhinged humor, which is a recurring topic of discussion among fans of the show. Fact taken from Google AI. Wait, I'm on Google AI. Yes. What do you have to do to find it? I think just search your name. My name? Yeah. Whoa.

Do you think he got that by typing someone else's name in? I wrote Mingis. Who is Mingis? Who is Mingis? Mine just pulls up LinkedIn. Typeing David Caruso. Maybe I don't have Google. AI. You might not.

Isn't it automatic like on Chrome? You really can't avoid it. Do you not how many times I Google something? Start reading it and go this isn't right. God damn it's the AI. It'll be like this show came out in 2023. I'm like no it didn't. What the fuck? Shit's wrong all the time. It's wrong all the time. On my laptop earlier

it gave me a Google AI overview of Gracie. Whoa, I just found another Gracie Flynn but it's spelled CIE. But when I looked at my name, she came up. So it's spelled wrong then. Yeah, yeah, it's fucked up. And I found the ex-ruster teeth employee draft, hey, where did I land in this? What? Yeah, oh, that's a great question.

Fast forward and see where you land. Yeah, see where you land. I feel like, this could only hurt people's feelings. I mean, okay, the first draft was Jeff. Boring. He's asleep in the other room. Don't worry about it. When do I get drafted?

Okay. Yeah. What's happening? Do you want to describe it? Okay, thank you. Cinnamon was the 33rd pick. Oh, nice. went pretty good, pretty good.

First pick of the second round. Yeah, how'd you go from first to 33rd? What's up? There I am. What number? The 25th. Hey, way to go. Congratulations.

But how do I see? We don't know. You're doing it. Gracie, I don't know what the fuck you're looking at. I don't even know what you're talking. I understand how drafts work. Someone on Reddit. Wow.

Must be accurate. Yeah, that'd be great. Hey, you should feel not good about being on that list at all. I'm just letting you know. It's just, it's a disgusting place. Only people who show their mean guess. Michael's number five. Oh, no!

He's fucked. I tell me about it. You made it way too high. Yeah, hey, you made it way too high, dude. Yeah, what's up? You're someone's fifth pick, too. See, this draft sucks. It's also, so it's different people.

Jordan and Nick are safe as of now. You guys are safe? You're safe. Flying under the radar. A Bronx man has been sentenced to 22 years in prison for a shooting that resulted in one death and two injuries. Edison Cruz 28, who, worked at the Taco Bell was convicted of first-degree

manslaughter and additional charges following a dispute that escalated into the gunfire. The reason for the shooting is still unknown, but we assume either someone tried to reach over the counter to plug their phone into the outlet because they are irregular, or they took too many fire sauces and their co-worker who was also a monkey grabbed some more, quote,

to have them just in case, and this was the final straw. Either way, it was deserved. And now for our final fact, we have a returning segment. We didn't even get to talk about Edison Cruz. Everyone got drafted, by the way. Oh, no, we're going to war. I'm not a UDFA.

What is that? Wait, I'm sorry, I wasn't listening at all, so I have no idea of what. No, what was the fact? No, this is, I did the last. I can't take my eyes off whatever. And now for our final fact, we have a returning segment. Oh, Gracie's guess. No.

Wait, this bag? Is that not the coolest thing in the world? Wow. Show it to the camera. Hey, what's happening? Oh, God. Wait, this is the most gorgeous piece I've ever. Uh-huh.

The most gorgeous piece. It's simply divine. I'm in it. Okay. How would you know? It has me as my gator and my pink sweatsher eating a pizza. And it says all you can eat. Uh-huh.

And then it says, glizzy with the rizzies. It says no birds. You don't like birds? How did they know that? I only brought that up today. Yeah, you definitely haven't There's a snake They're in my mind

Well, for two reasons maybe Uh-huh Because garden snake Is it a garden snake? Is it a metal snake? Uh-huh Yeah, there you go Metal Snake

Yeah, they'd have to go Find that episode somewhere Silly Goose on the Loose IDK I just were here Don't follow me I'm lost too And buffering Wait, this was made

Uh-huh That is so cool Yeah, Eric made it And then there's stuff You made it? Fuck, no I did No! No!

No! This is all he can create, okay? Crap! One of these was from Google AI! It was a light fact section, one was Google AI, and one said, and no, Gracie's kid. Yeah. Gracie's...

Oh, my aunt says it's sorry, yeah. Go for it! Oh, I've never seen a Lubbubu in real life. Oh, I have two downstairs. Yeah. Why didn't you show me ever? Show me ever. Why didn't you think to show her?

You dumb fuck! It's holding Coca-Cola. It's a Coca-Cola. Oh, it came like that? It came like that! No, we glued it into his hands. Yes, it comes like that. There's a, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, co-coque, co-op, I'm the, I'm the, of the solid gold lobooboo.

Church jams right into it. Okay, what else we got? Wow. I'm talking into it. Hang on, it's like Eric, Eric starting his car. Ooh, cinnamon roll grams. Did you all open these guys? You're, you're set one day to start.

They should still be good. It's only been like two weeks. Oh, were they good? Yeah. That's pretty cold if they're better getting warmed up. Mm, those are good. Yeah? Mm.

Oh my gosh. You can take those home with you. Snacks and relax. Oh, I love Pirates food. Oh! Call Alyssa. Wait, she's going to be so excited about this too. That's why I said call Alyssa.

Oh, I will. Wait, what? You don't even know. You don't know, do you? She'll like it, too. She's busy living her chunga's life. That's, but that's not a good thing. Wow, guys, this keeps going.

Yep, that's the journey segment. It's Hermione's sack. Okay. She's startled, amused. She's very confused, but I don't know, pull it out. What is it? So, you move this fucking bag of Pirates booty. It's handmade.

These are all handmade. I'm so, me. It's in her way. That's further away. way. That's actually better. They gave me clay. They gave me clay neck. Yeah. Yeah. And then check it out. That's a

bracelet. You want to hold it up for the camera. It's got fortune cookies. And what else? And it's got. And cookie head. And pretzel burgers. Yeah, pretzel pub. She does what my kid not only does, but did just before we started and calls me. Something's funny. He goes,

Oh. And then these are. And then these are, And those are earrings. They go in your ears. Pretzel earrings. Oh my God, she's just doing it right now. I'll put them on.

Whoa. Pretzel earrings. Hang on. Yeah. Putting in earrings and showing Mingus on the same episode. What's wrong with that? It's a lot.

It's a good one. It's a good episode. It's just, it's nice to know that I know what the title this is going to be. It's just going to be show Mingus. I can't find my earring hole. Oh my God.

That's fine. It's like freaking me out to watch. Yeah. You just got, that's how it works. Just keep poking. Just keep poking. It might be in your ears. Wait, oh, I got it, I got it.

Wait, did I get it? Yeah, you got it. Sorry, I was paying attention. Are you supposed to be bleeding? I'm not bleeding. It's not like a Gavin cold thing? Like, if I tell himself I'm not bleeding, the blood goes back in. What is this?

It's happening. Can you do it to the camera? Yeah, do it to the camera. Wait, what are these ones? I think those are extra pieces. I don't remember. I think they go to that if you can feed them through. If you need to feed it through or whatever

Yeah Wow Yeah Good stuff right Yeah we opened all these on a 100% treat Not too long ago Yeah Well no

Well I guess we did Because we kept talking about Not doing looking at them And then I think we looked at everything Yeah Dots I love those Those are thick ass pretzels

The cinnamon sugar ones Super lemons What are those? Oh Eric was gonna try some on the episode No I wasn't Yes it was He definitely did.

I wasn't going to do it. We did say it. We said it. I mean, I told him. Then we all have to do it. Yeah, okay, but we all like it. It's fine. It's like it's a sour school.

Now, I will say, that didn't quite go the way I was hoping. All right, everyone. Hey, these are the super sour balls we were talking about. This is what they are. Oh, this is the thing that burned Jeremy's mouth. This is the thing that made Jeremy go to the doctor? No, it's like a warhead. No, they're like four times the size of this.

Oh, I know this is going to be sour in our camera. Ooh, you're going to eat a shower. Eric, go. Hold on to your mingus. Close your mouth, close your mouth. Close your mouth. Close your mouth and open your eyes. Wee.

You're like a roller coaster. I run it. Right the wave. Incoming vial. He's so, you were so close to, like, getting. You got to get through. You're riding the wave, dude, and now you're just surfing.

Now it's tasty lemon. You spit it out, but he didn't come back. It is very tasty. It's a, it's a, um, slug it on a fire sauce back in? Did it help? How was it? No, I know, I mean, how was the candy? Oh, terrible.

It's pretty good. It's not good? You don't like it? Oh, my God, what's this? Oh, a poster. Oh! Make Eric taste that, too. Check it out.

It's a print. Uh-huh. Oh, there's three. You made that, too? Did you guys every lit of these? No. I don't think we looked at these. Okay, what's that one?

You have to turn around so we can see it. Oh no. Oh, yeah, well, no, it was because I didn't have an animal at this one. Aficional animal. Yeah. That's why I'm fifth on someone's draft pick. Yeah. The snake. Oh, I'm eating the microphone.

Yeah, well. Sorry, I was eating the microphone. Careful you're going to get what you wish for it. Let her kick. Let her kick. That's a good one. That is a great one. Can we hang?

Do you remember who made this? Yeah, we can put these, we can hang these wherever. Remember who sent these? I don't remember, it's on the, I know it's in the episode. Whoever did this is like crazy talented. Yes, yeah. To have the bag made and everything, it's,

but it's in the 100% trade to go back and watch that. Yeah, isn't that cool? I love it. I knew it was gonna be a good Gracie's gifts. Wait, this is like one of the best Gracie's gifts. Isn't it incredible? It's so unique in custom. Oh wait.

Here we go. At the Triggered Happy. Oh, cool. Literally just... Oh, you found it. It's Trigger. Damn. Yeah, thank you. I love them.

You're doing all the research. Oh, I found it. Oh, Google AI. But Trigger, if you sent the sour balls also, fuck you. Thank you. Thank you. So, flavor's real good now.

That's very good. Yeah, and it wasn't that sour to start. I think we got some of these in the broken glass. Do you want to try the good flavor? Because I'm through the sour. No. I'm good, man. It's kind of just lame now, yeah. Yeah.

There are, there's, we have some other frame. posters downstairs. There's also a lot of broken glass. Wait, framed posters of what? Some other art, a lot of monkey detective and crazy stuff, it's really cool. From the same person? Yeah, from Trigger, yeah. It's really cool. But I hope you enjoy your Gracie's gifts, Gracie.

I spit for you, Nick. There you go. That's trash. As you don't spit for yourself. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. It's over here, we're a booboo. Oh, my bobooboo. Oh, you know what, now I want to do wine. I have so many unique things.

things. If you want to send Gracie gifts. Yep. P.O. Box 1432.41, Austin, Texas. But I hate to bring to you. I don't think he'll top that. Wow. That was amazing. The Gaunt was laid down. Tossed. That was amazing.

The Grudge Knight laid out. The Tuesday night game fight. La Boo-boo. The cat betrayal. Little key chain La-boo-boos. Check it out. Whoa. We got to check this out. M.J.

Wow, for Michael and Jordan. Did you do that? No, they're sold like this. Oh. I had to hunt them down. I had to do a lot of trading with people. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

I just said excellent. Yeah, it was hard work. She's very impressed. She's jealous, I think. There's over 20 letters. No, I'm not because I have the Coca-Cola. She's over like, I'm happy for you. You have the Coca-Cola Labubo.

Great. Yeah. You don't have the Coca-Cola. What do you have? I actually have two at home. Yeah. No, you don't. I have like 12 lububes.

He has, he has so many Labibu. He has so many Labibu. I also, hey, guess what? I have a Lubbubu. F for Flynn. Sorry, you don't get it. Oh. I don't need it.

I just want to see it. Well, you're not because I'm going to give it the fraydough. Wow. Just imagine if it's holding a little bottle of cup. It's a little booboo. So nice. Love bobo.

It's, uh, now you have one and you have new jewelry and you have an alligator jewelry. Thank you for the transfer. There you go. I wasn't sure she was going to give it back. Make sure she'd let go. Nick, Nick wrote, Nick wrote,

I don't even wrote. They put a question mark above. crate tongue Who are you asking for cratum? Yeah, Nick's always asking for cratum. It's like his new thing. What's that? Oh my God.

Okay. Creedum! We're doing gas station pills at 100% It's not a gas station, it's a vape shop, okay? They're probably legal. Yeah, it's just as good. I've used to seeing stuff with like, usually the stuff that I get has like a rhino on it.

So it's like different. Yeah, usually you also get it you also get it in a small Ziploc baggie, okay? This is from a store. Who told you? Wait, the rhino he pulled it out of his back bag. They don't zip lock it anymore.

They just, Eric, they got to pull it through. Where do you think I get them from before I put it in the Ziplog baggie for you? I just take it out of the package and I charge $10 more. Smart. Smart business, Gracie, it's business. And then he goes, ah, rhino horn.

Rino horn. It wants to get hard. Rhinoceros horn is an aphrodisiac. Allegedly. I mean, it is in the way that it's not and they people just say it's not allegedly it's legidly it's ledged they ledger it's you got to snort it though it's ledged it's legend you got to snort the rhino with your snake that's mega 64 is saying uh this isn't a reenactment this is an actman yeah this is us acting this is an act man fucking good uh but yeah

that's all uh we learn a lot about talking those are the facts yeah don't for see gracie we got through your least favorite part of the entire thing you feel better about that I Today was a good one. Okay. She still couldn't even really give up like a solid. Yeah. She got, today was my favorite.

She went, stand down. The lasers went off your head. She got a bag full of treats. And so at the end she went, whatever. No, that part was glorious. And a fucking Laboopo

that's like last episode. Yeah, that was her. A couple of facts we had to get through prior. Just ganglia on your necklace. It was a dog. Nabobo. Yep. I'm like dripped out right now.

Unless she's going to go crazy. There's something. Alyssa's going to go crazy when you get home. I imagine, I imagine, I imagine, new earrings. I imagine Gracie wearing

like some sort of like ball dress to like the Met Gallag. She goes to like a ball down. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you got it. Ball! Sorry, I wasn't paying attention.

What's going on? But she's wearing that necklace with a little boo boo on it. Also the gator on her wrist. Well, she could just be dressed like this for the circus event. You know what I mean? Any movie where it's like,

it would have been really good for it. circus amount. That's like any movie where it either starts like on their legs goes up or their chest. It's like zoomed into the Libou's face. And they go, whoa. It's me. You got so much stuff. I will be at the McDonough. I like this next year.

I spent like $250 on Lbubis. Oh my God. Wow. Where do you buy? Your con? I was at a convention. I mean, you can buy them nowhere because they're sold out everywhere. It's all secondary market now. Online. Yeah, it's all scalpers and which is what conventions are. It's just like a little less scalped. Yeah.

It's scathing in person. Yeah. Yeah, but it's like less than online scalping, right? Like, Leboobo's like 30 bucks. You might pay like 50 at a convention instead of like 70 online. So they're just like, they just cut you a little bit.

Funkoland style. Yeah. True. It's fungal land style. Hey, you don't want to pay for it? Don't. It's a store for before you were born. I think you do game stuff.

Funkoland. If you don't like the price couching, don't buy it. The shitty thing to look down on them is that they fucked to the market because they bought them all. I'm so confused. Don't worry about it. You asked about Lububus and I answered a question and you were confused.

Yeah, but then you started talking about fungus land. Right. What is it? The actual word you're saying. It's a video. It's fun co. Funco. Funco.

It's just, you know the story GameStop? Yeah. It's just that but before GameStop was all of them. There used to be like three or four of them. I see. Yeah. So not fungal at all. You used to be electronics boutique.

There might have been some sort of fungal game they sold. Right. Yeah. Like fungus. If you spent enough time in there, you can probably get a fungus. Is that cheese on them? I think it is, yeah. It's got to be.

Oh, yeah, because they're dipped. Yeah, it's got to be some hummingnoster. It's got to be either humming mustard or beer cheese. I think, I think Trigger knows me better. Oh, wait. No, who made the, somebody else made the, uh... Whoever made these knows me well enough. Quick, look it up for five minutes, so she can say it two seconds before you.

It might have been Jackie, but I don't want to miss... Whoever made these, I know that you know me. Yeah. That's what we've been hanging on to him, Gracie. They know my heart. You've been gone. And we made a trampoline and you got a pack of presents. Gracie just looks like a kid video game character.

Like that, like, like, in, like, last of us or something. I guess I look like the teacher from Magic School Bus. Miss Frizz? Yeah, Ms. Frizz. Ms. Frizz. And then her sister is the newer one. Oh, really? Yeah.

There's a new Magic Schoolbook. Well, it's like years old. They kind of did like a couple years ago. They did like two seasons on Netflix. Oh. Much more cheaply animated. Miss Frizzle's gone because she's a professor now. Yeah.

Okay. And it's like, it's like Ms. Frizz. They killed her off. They have the original voice actress for her at the end of the episode. Oh, that's fun. She'll be like, Here's some science fact!

And they're like, get back in the closet, you old bag. You old bag. Wow. Hey, Jordan, do you want to learn about the food? I don't want to talk about cartoons more. Let's do it. Yeah.

All right, what's your favorite? What's your favorite? Oh, besides Spongebob. She's like, let's do it. Anything we say, she's going to go, I don't know what that is. Do you ever watch Ed and Eddie? Yeah.

Who's your favorite? Plank. Plank was good. Everyone's favorite is Plank. I liked all the, like, remember that time where they did those really cool like interstitial, not even just commercials. Oh, yeah.

But they were just like interstitials on Cartoon Network? Were they all kind of live in the same town or whatever? Yeah, but it would just be like, it'd be like interstitial between commercials and it would just be real life. It'd be a real piece of wood just swinging. Oh, yeah.

It's kind of like what they did with the buttons on Adult Swim. Yeah, but instead of just, you know, a black screen with white texts. Yeah, they would just do like, A lot of, like, summery stuff. Yeah. I really liked Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.

You're talking about Blue Regard Kukazoo? Uh-huh. I used to love that show. I had it downloaded on my iPod Touch. Was that Craig McCracken as well? What's that? The creator. I think it was Craig McCracken who did Powerpuff Girls.

Oh, I think so. I liked them too. Oh, I was Buttercup for Halloween when I was 13. Nice. That's awesome. Yeah. Does Coraline count as it's clamation? It's not a,

cartoon show, but it's an animated feature, yeah. That's at the top of my list. Is Guillo Altooro starting at Stop Motion Studio? I don't know. I thought I'd heard something about that. I'm really excited to watch his Frankenstein movie. Oh, yeah. I'm excited to see the other Frankenstein movie that looks fucking

insane. The one where Christian Bales going, hey, what's the motherfucker? I'm Frankenstein. And you think I'm exaggerating. What do you mean if he's still acting? Isn't he like 70? Christian Bale? Christian Bale. I think of the same. He's American

Psycho, right? Yes. You think Christian Bale is 70? How old do you think he was in American Psycho? What year do you think that came out? He's not Norman Bates. She might be thinking of Psycho. No, I'm thinking.

Are you thinking of Psycho? No, I'm thinking of American Psychic. Where he's like the businessman. Right, he's like what? In his 20s in that movie? But what, isn't that a really old movie? It came out like 30 years ago. Came out like 98.

Yeah, so pretty old. 20 plus 30. I thought it came out in late 80s. Or I'm sorry, the late 90s? Yeah, he came out way longer than. 50. I would say he's probably 50. Oh, okay. And now he's a big jump. I redacted everything I said. It's in that movie.

I saw that trailer for that. It's fucking crazy, right? I thought, I thought American Psycho came out way now. No, no, here's the thing. It's set in the 80s. Now here's the thing. And it nailed it so it feels like it came out in the 80s. Now here's the thing. I saw it wasn't that far. And I'll give you that. My confusion is, what have you seen him in where he looks like a seven-year-old man? Photos. He looks rough these days. Vice.

All right. 70! How old do you think Eric is? Like 62? You bring up a picture of Christian Bale. Bring up a picture of Christian Bail not getting ready for a film. Search Christian Bail 2025. Search Christian Bail machinist.

But he just looks rough. Oh my God. He was also in that really good movie. Love that one. The magician. Proceded. He was like, and that's the magician. Okay, so I do apologize.

Is that him? I don't know. No fucking way. guys. Get a load of this guy. Well, yeah, he was Dick Cheney. That's him for both. That's what he does. That's what he's always changing his body. He's like a body. He's like never seen this one.

It's for a movie. That's why I thought you thought he was 70. Well, that would explain it. Oh my God. The Dick Cheney one made me so fucking mad. Yeah, that's true. This is the machinist. Yeah.

He ate one apple a day. That's what he. Yeah, it's fine. How did he survive that? He ate one apple a day. But he's like a method actor. Yeah, he's always changing his body. And then like, and then he did.

Is that the prestige? No, that's badman. For sure. Remember that same where he takes the shirt up? Magician. Wow, he is so versatile. Yes, he's a really good actor. And he's in this Frankenstein movie

and it's fucking weird. It does look weird. It was fucking his meeting. But like, he looks old. You just look 70, crazy. Get the fuck, what are you for? And you sound like my eight-year-old going, Oh, you're 70?

His name is literally old name. Yeah, yeah. He's old. He's 70, I think. Yeah, I think he's just turned 70. And he looks like shit because he's always in character for slow horses. But he's a knight. He just got knighted.

He got knighted with that stupid long hair he has to have. What's up? What is that for? You guys can see my confusion. Right, that's him as Dick Cheney playing. He's an old man. I understand that. Like when that's my photo reference.

Yeah, but your photo reference is make believe. It's a movie. But I didn't know that. You don't have never any stories. I've never seen the movie. Where's a tray you go? Like when we're done. What are you talking about?

Oh, the fuck are you talking with? Is that a line in the movie? A tray of what? A tray of what? Is that a line in the movie? Guys, no, he's talking about a movie from the 80s. Okay, obviously I wasn't alive. Look, look, he's not 70.

What's the big of the thing? That's not even... Same as Al. Yeah, that's not even like... Al Davis. The worst picture of that guy. Oh, that's not for him? No, that's Christian Bale.

Shut up. Christian Bale is playing Al Davis. Who's Aldevis? He's a four-owner of a football team. You might remember his son. He, the guy who was really into P.F. Chang's who had the shitty, the little haircut. That's his kid. Yeah, that's his kid.

He's like, why is she with him? I ate another woman ball. Yeah. Good job. Did you know? She swears. I'm sorry. I feel like I won't even eat.

I successfully derailed us. You did a great job. Enough. I was very happy with that. At no point in this show would we have ever gotten to Christian Bail is 70 years old. You're welcome.

Wait, did we decide how old he actually was? He's probably like 52. I would say early 50s. But yeah, look it up. That is way different than what I thought. I know, that's why we reacted the way that we did. Yeah, it's about 20 years crazy.

He's only 51. Yeah, I know. That would be if you were like, Michael, what are you like 59? Oh, I was close. I'm sorry. it's fine he doesn't watch it I had a really false idea of him

totally because he's such a good Transformist he's a great I think I just made that one of The magician He's a transformous actor Howells moving castle Yeah yes he isn't And how's moving castle

And he's kind of A nice guy All over the place Yeah he is He's a very good actor Yeah Jordan teach us about Hey just don't walk in front of the fucking lights

Oh Don't do that's job I'll be honest as time goes on too, and especially working in the slightest bit of production, fully behind him. Absolutely. Here's the thing. He's not wrong. He's, he's overboard. He's not wrong.

He's too far. He's too far because he's crazy. Yes, exactly. I don't know if he's fully, like, I don't know if I call it method, besides fucking crazy. Yes. Like crazy actor. You'll have lost me again. Yeah, that's fine. We're going back to the 70-year-old. Yeah. Is the light a big short thing? Oh, no, no.

No. Is it Terminator? That was, during Terminator or I know we're going to explain it. During Turner's Salvation, which is like right around time of Batman. When they filmed it, it hasn't happened. Skynet hasn't activated yet. This footage came out from behind the scenes

where it's like him doing a scene and someone's filming and like some guy who was like a lighting guy moved to light or crossed in front of it. Someone like crossed in front of something during a scene and it like took him out of the scene and he just went off on the guy. It's the longest clip where he's just screaming.

He's ranting and raving. And I guess he's like, oh my nice guy. He's like, you're a nice guy. nice guy. You're a nice fucking guy. In the middle of a take? Yeah. Yeah. That's like, it was all over. Is he like, well? No, I mean, I think, I think clearly not. He's a great actor.

I think largely Christian Bale is not well, you know. Have you seen? He's well off. Have you seen him in the machinist? No, the ones I've named are about the only ones that I've seen him in. Machinist is the opposite of Dick Cheney. He weighs like 67 pounds. Yeah. I did see the photo. And then he did Batman after that, right? Batman right after it. I just don't understand how you can eat one apple a day and like

go be on set and go like Right and then six months later you have to be Batman. So it's probably eat like 8,000 calories today. He's like 220 or something in and he's so big. Different. Yeah. Yeah, but to go back, see that shit in a different way. Yeah. But boarding for flight 246 to Toronto

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Taco Bell is setting taste buds ablaze nationwide with the debut of the flame and hot grilled cheese burrito, Gracie. Yay! The latest innovation featuring an old new flame and hot rice a melting grilled cheese exterior

and layers of irresistible Taco Bell flavor. Now we're back on track. As irresistible Taco Bell flavor in that burrito? I would say. What did you think of the flame and hot rice? It wasn't very hot at all. No. I think it's a really cool idea though. Yeah, why not? Great idea of poor execution. Like make the rice spicy.

It kind of just disappeared into everything else. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it was exactly what it's reported to be. It tasted like Taco Bell and it tasted like all those things. It tasted like a Taco Bell with some hints of Flaming Hot Cheetos. The only thing coming out of Taco Bell that ain't

tasting like Taco Bell is their chicken tenders. Yeah. Yeah, weird. Which they don't. And they're still fucking good. They're good, but like, it's like, I can't believe this game from Tokyo. Yeah, it's very strange. Yeah. I think even their nacho fries maybe don't, they're not super Taco Belly but they have a Taco Bell flavor more than any now. My Taco Bell is the dust.

I really like the dust they put on those fries. It's good, man. But the cheese is also very taco belly. They're cheese. I worry no, nacho cheese, but no, no, I wouldn't know.

Get out. She's about to run you over the bus and Mingus. She's gonna run you over with Mingus. We'll fire you. She's gonna run you over in Arby's parking lot. She's the CEO.

She's the CEO right now. Was it Arby's a guy got run over? Where was it? Yeah. Oh, Jack in the Box. Somebody got run over in the park of the parking in

there was. Don't worry about it. Wait, real? Yeah, he was laying down to the parking lot. He got run over and dragged around. Yeah, it was in the facts. Because the power

I think so, because he usually mentioned if they were killed. Were they trying to get it for now? It could be. It could have been an insurance scam. They were just laying in the row. Power was out. They just left jacking the box and collapsed. We don't know, but they kept reporting on it.

We know how much love there is for the signature spice of Flaming Hot. And our fans are always looking for cheesier, crunchier menu items from us. Matthews, Taco Bell's global chief food innovation officer. The Flamin Hot Grilled Cheese Burrito brings all these elements together,

taking the heat, the crispy Fritos crunch, and cheesy goodness on the inside and out of our classic burrito. Yeah. It, uh, I mean, they gotta like try to, yeah, we're selling it, whatever. It's the most Taco Bell food item I think that we've had from like their limited time menu.

This is Taco Bell. I feel like the stuff in the thing. I feel like missed opportunity when they said the Flamint Hot Grill Cheese Burrito brings all these elements together. It could have said the heat, the sweet, and the feet of Taco Bell. A feet. It's just like the Taco Bell meat tube.

Look, that's not good. There might be some feet in there. Maybe some hooves. For having, for being a burrito from Taco Bell, it was probably like the least messy burrito I've ever eaten from Taco Bell. It was very well-contained. It wasn't squirting around. I thought it would be.

And it's like, it felt messy on my hands as I was holding it. But then once I had torn yours open. That's true. It was very oily. Because Gracie didn't know how to do it. It wasn't going to do that. But you'll show mingus. But you wipe your hand with a napkin and you were clean.

Sometimes you're just like wiping and wiping and wiping and you're just like I have to go take a shower. So many layers of grease. Yeah, it wasn't as messy as I thought it would be. Good. Yep. Well, you have the opportunity to hear from us in our review. But first we have to hear what you think in a segment we call you review. You review

Beautiful, I love a live one That was very nice I think it helped Added challenge There are three However you want to divvy up Okay, go for it First one's the short one is the short one

Yep I know it's Taco Bell But at least do your job or quit Barely seen us Claiming cash only because the machines are down And then as we proceed to order Giving us shitty ass Hardly any

Wait No, that's it. That's what it says. Girls, shit the ass, hardly any. Girls, go ahead and quit and be a stay-at-home, nothing. You're embarrassing yourselves. Crunchy taco, crunchy tacos.

What? What? I understand Grace's confusion. She read that correctly, saying and then as we proceeded to order, giving a shitty ass, hardly any. They were giving them hardly any shitty ass.

Pure laziness claiming machines. are down. Crunchy taco, crunchy. Crunchy taco. What the fuck? But also it ended, but also it says, it says, crunchy space, taco crunchy, space tacos.

Girls, go ahead and quit and be a stay at home, nothing. Jesus Christ. Dude, she ate them up. Well, they were giving her shitty ass. Hardly any. Hardly any shitty ass. Not even.

If you're going to give shitty ass, give it your old. Good point. What are you saving all the shitty ass for? It's shitty ass. It's like pennies, get rid of them. Do your job or quit. Stop. Hardly any. Stop hoarding all this shitty ass. You take the second one. Okay, I'll do the

second one. All right, this is Stephen H. Part of me wants to give this Taco Bell a great score and insist that everything bad anyone has said about it is wrong. Oh, okay, great. The problem is they aren't wrong. Oh, no. But a twist. should ever eat Taco Bell. It's basically poison wrapped up in a tortilla.

I still eat Taco Bell sometimes. And this is my favorite location. My favorite person here, my favorite poison here, is the caramel apple empanada. What the fuck? The thing that nine out of ten times I order the empanada, they are sold out or unable to make them for some

reason. It's very frustrating. But when you do get one, it's amazing. The crunchy tacos are good in a trailer park sort of way. been known to go into a few crunchy taco frenzies that I'm sure have taken years away from life. I know you probably won't listen to me

but the best advice I can give you is to not ever eat at Taco Bell and especially don't drink Baja Blast Mountain Dew. I heard a rumor that drinking will make your poop blow in the dark under black lights but I'm not brave enough to test the theory. Eric, did you write that?

It's crazy. This was written by someone who's like some sort of like combination of all of us. That is insane. There are two wolves inside this man. Crunchy, crunchy tacos. Crunchy tacos. No one should ever eat Taco Bell.

It's basically poison-wrapped in a turkey. I still eat here sometimes. I still eat Taco Bell sometimes. This is my favorite location. I... This might be the best review we've ever read. I was reading these to my wife today. And she was like, I'm so...

Happy birthday, by the way. Yeah, happy birthday to Barbara. She's like, I'm so jealous of the reviews that you guys get Because she has Clutch My Pearls where it's book reviews and they're like one star ones They're never crazy people talking about crunchy tacos and I told her it's because the bottom of her barrel is people who still read The top of this barrel is people who can't write The most we get ever hope for is somebody who can read and that's typically not what we get Not at all.

Crunchy taco, and if we do, it's somebody who desperately wants to be a writer. Hem, hem. I'll have you know. Man, in part of a small anecdote. My favorite poison here is the caramel apple

empanata. He's a fucking awesome. Dude, I was laughing from the previous line. I thought he said my favorite person is the caramel apple and panana. I was like, whoa, what is this guy talking about? It's a humanoid. I like when he describes a humanoid empanata.

He's gone into a few crunchy taco friends at me. that have taken away years from my life. You go to a party, you put your cheese in the bowl. It's a frenzy. Crunchy taco, crunches, crunches tacos, crunch tacos. Bro, if somebody mentions crunchy tacos in this third one. I know, right?

Three for three. Okay, this is from Josh D. Oh, I didn't say who mine was from. Yeah, that's okay. Karina C. There was Karina. Got it. Okay, you got it.

Josh D. Josh D says, Adriana. I arrived around 9.45, parentheses, reasonable, and pulled up to where you order. Very quickly and already full of attitude, I was notified, quote, that since they were out of ground beef, I would have to pay more for chicken or steak. Right, it costs more. So I nonchalantly said that it's funny I have to pay when you're out of something, which is pretty laughable. she proceeded to tell me since she quote notified me

parentheses multiple times that it's completely justified in a very rude manner I'm pretty sure lighthearted so I may not have minded the extra dollar for a steak taco but she was doing too much

with the bad energy I was pretty taken aback so I told her to fix the attitude and bat out and she's a manager seems too abrasive and tone deaf to me Maybe she was stressed.

Either way, she's got to work on that. Big fail in your number one priority of customer service. Try LinkedIn for a manager position, period. Adriana. Are you telling me because you're out of one menu item, I have to pay the regular price of the other menu items that are still available? Me thinks no. Josh clearly didn't understand what was going on.

Me thinks no. I was actually being so funny and so lighthearted about the whole thing and having such a good time. actually joking with my best friend Adriana whose name I got Adriana, Adriana, Adriana Crunchy Taco, Crunchy Taco, Adriana. P.S. Adriana, call me. I'd like to take you out.

Fucking, man, these, I went way out of scope. More for chicken or steak? I went way out of scope and looked for Taco Bells that weren't like the normal ones that we go to or whatever. Oh, these aren't the ones. No. This is, uh, because we just went in like, weird part of it.

Oh, right. We went like a month ago. But you wanted to have this, and so we said Gracie can have whatever she wants. Tube food. She wanted the tube. She wanted the tube. And so I went, oh, we'll just find some other reviews.

I found these, and I was like, this is the crazy shit I've ever read. Like blew me away. You know what we should do? We should do an episode where we find the best you review and go to that location. Like basically, do it backwards. Yeah. Find like the worst fucking reviews about the place and then go to that. Go to that chest really and try to order those

sweet rolls that that woman tried to order and go. Oh, I forgot about that one. I don't know. It sounds like all these places just have very rude people working there. More for chicken or steak? They should quit and become a stay-at-home nothing. Fix the attitude. Grudgy taco or rush-togic-tog.

You're a manager? Try LinkedIn for her manager position. She already has one. I'm confused what that means. I think he's telling the Taco Bell now? Yeah, I think so. Oh. I told her to fix her energy and backed out of him.

Yeah, but I don't think he is talking. talking to talk about when he says try LinkedIn for a manager position Adriana I feel like he's talking to Adriana that's got to be a separate thought right he's just thinking about her yeah starting and ending it with Adriana is yeah that's usually how I start with Eric and then when I'm done talking I say Eric and then I want you to know that's what I'm directing everything at is what everything was just yeah you hear your name you hear name once you listen yeah and then you turn on and on I think that's how we got to get Gracie's the attention more.

But I don't think it's going to fucking matter. It could. It could. Should we do the actual review part? Gracie. If you want. Okay. She's going to shit.

Well, those are your reviews, but we have our review of the Taco Bell Flamen Hot Grilled Cheese Burrito. Jordan. Now, I will say, before we get into the review, we did get ours grilled. Okay. Yeah, that was good. Made sure to get them grilled. It was real dicey there for a second.

I was a little bit. I'm not a talk. Taco Bell Burrito guy, usually. I got a cheesy gordita crunch. You did. Which was nice. It's easy to find. Sure, it was nice.

There were tacos. It was nice. But I actually really like this thing. Yeah. I think it was, it had a good clash of textures with the chips in it. And it was just spicy enough for babies like me.

And it was very clean. It wasn't a mess, like Michael said. I didn't tear mine open. It wasn't as messy. It being intact. And there was just like an extra hint of jalapeno, which I really appreciated. I'm sure you did.

I'm sure you did. Uh-huh, uh-huh. I'm going to say this is one of the better things I've eaten a Taco Bell, and I'm going to give it an 81. Wow. Damn. Aren't you so happy I chose it?

Astronomical for you. You picked a good one. Thank you. Michael. I also am not really a fan of burritos. and usually they have beans this one didn't have beans it had rice

it's just nothing but soft in my hand it's just a soft like thing that I feel like I'm going to squeeze a little bit of squirt them were kind of squished too unfortunately I've realized just thinking about it now I get very structurally stable things at Taco Bell

yeah like the cassidias like sealed in things that are like sealed in the Gordita the stacker the nacho fries the cratum It's just it's all solid

None of it's squishy What would be squishy? Well like everything inside of it is squishy Like the burrito is squishy Just everything It's just mush I don't get any mush food at Taco Bell I don't even get the soft tacos anymore

I always go crunchy They don't travel well You gotta eat immediately I eat in the car No no no Because the crunchy taco First of all they'll break to shit Yeah

And even if you wait too long The meat the meat will make it soggy Yeah you gotta eat that fucker And that sometimes happens with Gordita, too. Yeah, you gotta be fast. You gotta be fast. My Gordita was... You really leave it a while.

It was on the edge. Oh, yeah? Yeah. I feel like the rice was a little dry. The rice could have been a little... Really? Moistery. Yeah.

Yeah, I feel like I just didn't have enough jalapeno sauce. I loaded mine up with spicy ranch. Mine was perfect. It was all right. I wouldn't get a burrito. Jordan's way above me on this one. I'm gonna give it a 67. Wow.

Whoa. disappointment land. Yeah, no kidding. It's not really disappointment. It's disappointing for you because you give it a fucking 81. It's crazy. It's crazy. 74. Average score of 74. That's a pretty good score. It evens out. That's a pretty good score. For what I

ate, I think that's a low score. I really liked it. I like it a lot. And that's why you don't get a score. It's true, but Gracie, what would you have scored it? I would have given it like... One to 100 is the range. But you can do decimals if you want. You do whatever you want, Gracie.

I'm gonna keep it simple. Okay. I would give it like a... Right into the microphone. I think I'd give it like an 80. Okay. Yeah. That's pretty close to your score.

Like good, I really liked it, but there are things from Taco Bell that I like that. Sure. I was telling Nick before we started recording, if this became a regular menu item, this would be in my rotation for things I would get. I really like that. I would try it again.

My other thing too, which it's been really like kill it for me, but nothing about this was crunchy. Oh, I like the chips. I barely got any crunch Yeah, my chips were kind of soggy By the time I was expecting crunch I need maybe we're in traffic you're on Have you ever added

I think Eric should have tried harder To make that green arrow Dude I just want to hang out with the birds Go ahead have you ever added fiesta strips to your stacker No really good Your eyes are bolzing out No fiesta chips

Oh chips They're like the little strips They're like the little strips of chips You can get shrimp at they'll talk They're like shitty, not curled free dose. Yeah, there was like little tortilla chips. We just did a Jack in the Box episode. And you had shrimp?

Slow down. And Jack in the Box owns Del Taco. Right. Or at least they did up until about a week ago. They sold the skydance? Yeah. Trump said yes. He gave it to stamp.

They sold all of their Del Taco franchise ownership, everything. to Gracie to a franchisee and oh it's just one guy yeah and it's a franchisee group like it's like a company that owns a bunch of Taco Bells it's a bunch of men plug you know we are Del Taco we also own Taco Cabana taco Taco Cabana so the people who own Del Taco Cabana so they own all the tacos are they all going to become the same thing I don't I don't I don't know Taco Cabana should become Del Taco I think Del Taco is probably going to move back into the state I bet Del Taco moves back in.

I tried Del Taco that one time and I sent it to you all. Yeah. Gross. Yeah, well, I mean, it's fast food. But Taco Cabana is not bad. Yes, it fucking is. Have you ever had a breakfast taco from there?

No, they're terrible. Answer the fucking question. They used to be good. They're not good anymore. Not anymore. 20 years ago. I mean, it's no Taco Bell. It's no Taco Bell.

It's no Taco Bell. It's 25 now. Jesus Christ. Number five, number five. Seven. So yeah, Del, Del, Del, Eight. Six, seven. Nine. Six, seven.

79. Oh, God. My lobobo's foot's gonna follow. They're playing numbers like Gavin and Andrew. Guys, this has been a... How dare you. This has been a unprecedented episode. Really?

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