100% Eat - Graysie Gets Got %% BJ's Brewhouse Spooky Pizookie

Episode Date: November 5, 2024

Our Heroes WITH GRAYSIE review the Spooky Pizookie the day before Halloween. Wait what do you mean you're out of the Spooky Pizookie? Why would you advertise it then? What are we supposed to do? Eat pretzels? Oh okay. Our Heroes WITH GRAYSIE eat pretzels and pizza from BJ's Brewhouse this episode. They still get a pizookie, in fact the closest pizookie you can get without it being spooky. Does this beer slinging pizza port have the goods or does it fall flat without the scary star of the show? Also it's tub time for Michael & Jordan. FOOD COURT is THURSDAY at 7pm CT only on our discord. Sign up for access at https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat and be there LIVE! Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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to let you know if you need it. I was talking. You probably do I'm your host Michael Jones alongside my co-host Jordan swears Jordan. How are you? I was in the middle of a sentence And now I'm glaring at you. I Thought that we were okay. Well, I thought we weren't swearing in the first five minutes and here he did it Wow That took that took that means those less than 20 seconds and that's no time There's no rolling it again. What are we gonna? Do capture lightning in a bottle twice? I mean we do every episode

Now we'll never know who's long or getting shlonged was a curse because you've already poisoned the well getting shlonged as a curse but not a curse word What one who has been schlonged has definitely been first More like a witch's curse And it's 730 not my fault your fault today, whoa Your fault today. Oh, I mean she my fault. Your fault today. Not my fault. Whoa. Your fault today. Oh, I mean, she is right. Thank you.

You could have not gone to the doctor. Could have. And now look at you. You're all wet. I had to go and ask him why I was sweating so much. Doctor, I'm soaked. To the bone? Yeah. Very wet. Thank you

It's what he was going for. I nailed it. It looks great What I did the intro what you want for me I Said you have to explain the the I was talking glaring thing. Yeah, I feel like you set her up to explain I think she thinks she remembers. Yeah, that's why I want to explain it. I feel like it's an angry Michael then. You think she remembers? No, but that's why I want to hear it. Gracie, what happened at the restroom? Basically, we're all having a fun conversation about where people worked.

What a fun conversation. Where she used to work. Before, we're doing the same thing. And everybody went around and said where they worked. I mean, not even. You asked me and Michael. No, I know where everyone worked before this. And everybody went around and said where they've worked. I mean not even No, I know where everyone worked for this yeah, but you didn't ask them You knew already so you didn't ask them. That's not at all. You just looked at us and said where did you work? Okay, Jordan's Jordan started answering you Why you what are you just staring at me? And I said, well, he's still talking.

But you gave me the nastiest look in the midst of it. I was looking at him. No. Yes. You were like this. No, I was like this. Ready? Ready?

I was like this. Worse. Angry. Like, make the eyes a little more. Downward, angry eyebrows, angry eyebrows. Angry angry your eyebrows drop the lids a little bit No, I mean, this is what it was because I was just looking on the receiving end Well, you don't know what the hell is going on around you in a moment only with you That's a you thing. It's not a no I think that's just one way like like when I got a drink and you said

What is that? I said, this is a red But you I know what that is We're doing right along Hey, what do you got there? Well, this is a I know They have that Where did Jordan I will I will next time cut Jordan in the middle of a question That's good before yeah, this isn't the same. Yeah, this isn't Yeah, you work the rooster teeth. Oh, there you go right before this. Yeah, um, where did Nick you sort? Can we go there

It's only 730 Wait was that right? Yeah, I mean that was yeah, that wasn't the place we were talking about at dinner, but yeah You worked the one I don't know where you San Antonio Yeah, not what we were talking about Yeah Don't know where you say, Antonio. Yeah, not what we were talking about Wait no what did you did you did say something else? So we weren't swearing in the first five minutes guys it's been I also thought grace is like I know

I know he worked in Pier one imports listening to Colby Calais all day She's right feeling bubbly, huh? I know you worked for an electrician now. You know that yeah See he didn't have to keep talking then he's good. Yeah, sorry that was on me for answering your question Where'd you use the point already? Actually, I shut the hell up You why are you looking at me like that? How old were you when you started at Rooster Teeth?

Answer the question. I was 19 when I started making the show that got me hired and they started paying me when I was 20 Yeah, yeah, you're 19 You're 19? I've been doing this for 15 years. What were you doing at 19? Animation. Why do you think that show went on? I don't know.

We've been eating this for how long? I just arrived and it was already here. Gracie doesn't know. That is true. I arrived and it was, but wasn't it maybe fairly new? Face Jam? You were our second intern. Kat predated intern. Yeah.

No. I came before Kat and then Kat came then I came back. Oh, that's right. Remember she left. Well, I didn't really leave, but... I guess. I actually don't. I don't remember at all the order. Are you done? Michael has something to say They asked him a question oh

This is good dinner simulator Speaking of dinner Today we're reviewing PJ's brew out spooky bazooka format. No, we're not Apparently going the day before Halloween everybody got the spooky bazooka already can't get it nowhere What Nick is saying that's why That's why Why would why why did we wait why did we wait yeah, why did they ran out last we said they ran out last week How they were where were we last week and it was like what it's been five minutes. Yeah, yeah, that's good. That's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah schlonged uh

You could say from the beginning they said that uh you ever have a fish a foot schlong Weird one night man, dude, I mean Michael's wet Michael's so wet from the doctor. He's tweet up. Uh He said I had to drink more tweeze to normal out the doctor said that Tell you I'd have to have time with Jordan. Yeah, no Yeah, no time was Jordan. I will roll around on a tub at BJ's Two guys doing BJ's. Two guys doing BJ's in a tub with a ducky.

Oh, there was the ducky. And some lemon lime. Bubbles getting blown. Bubbles getting sucked. Bubbles getting sucked. Bubbles getting blown. And then we kept it. It was only $10.

$10 to keep a tub? So this is the drink. I wondered it was a Pretty now you literally are just doing it some more she hey cuz you talked about it now. You're doing grace. Oh hang on Thank you It's a podcast that we're just stopping so Gracie can do noises she can do her We're giving the people a glimpse. We decided today. We're not going to talk about BJs at all.

We decided today that we really should just find the money. Yeah. And by find the money, we mean see if we can get some money for Gracie to work here We right we want great. We should just go ahead, but yeah, I was very clear I don't want to give her any of my money No, and I think we can all agree so we should get more money And then give her a small piece of that more money. We talked about it. We also get more money

We talk is the sensible thing right? Yeah. Yeah, we all we talked about it sort of over dinner and everything where it's like we just need Gracie here more often. It just is so... I sat between her and Nick at dinner, but Nick was on his... He's doing a face at me right now. He was on his best behavior all night. Which was shocking. He was so...

And dare I say a little disappointed. Yeah, he was so like Gracie Wilde. Yeah, you let her down dude. You used to be fun Nick No, you've done Nick if if Gracie were here more often your hair will be white. I'm get man. It'll happen Gracie up on what the show what's happening on the show. She's very excited about bald headed behavior. There's a lot she needs to catch up on. We've been making it since Jordan was 19. Dude, there's a lot

of love. When she walked over to the set that we had to get like reset and re-situated and everything, she saw the spoons and switched forks and everything. And she said, look who it is. And they picked one up.

And it just started like, wha-ta, wha-ta. It was just been the whole time, since before we started to now. Wha-ta, wha-ta. I thought, oh, my toys. Yeah, and it's that and a dog that looks like cinnamon that's been skittering around the table she clocked this thing for a while immediately it was how could I know that corner of the shrine yeah just wait gasp is that

cinnamon yeah I was like the dead dog yeah the one in the picture and then I saw this that's such a good photo yeah it's why it's framed thanks for giving it to us well that's not why it's framed. It's because I did it Good photo and you framed yourself Bathroom Cinnamon tub time We need a cinnamon tear so yeah, we're gonna wait now to the cinnamon Some of that will go to the Gracie and me oh We got it. We were just good. We were pitching the the Gracie tear Yeah, you know what we were talking about this tier will go towards Gracie

Yeah, Gracie's employment some of it $50 I don't know if I can ask like not even sure if I bring this up or whatever you just Sure what's in those things so are you so sleepy? I just kept saying the whole night how tired Oh, they didn't all he kept saying on the way from BJ's to the car. I'm gonna take a nap in the car on the ride back I'm so not right along is gonna be me sleeping. I'm going to sleep You'll know I don't Like I'm just like squinting my eyes and Gracie turns around and goes, did you smoke something?

I was like, what is it about both of us. It's just you. I don't know. I was in the middle of explaining my electricity issue at my house that finally got fixed. And the story ends. And then Gracie just turns to me and goes, we weren't listening to that. Can you tell that story again?

No. Gracie and I were talking about something. We were having a conversation. We were talking about Pokemon Go. There was having a conversation. We were talking about Pokemon Go. There was some whispering going on. Every time Gracie thought someone was talking without her, she would ask if they were telling secrets.

Well at one point these fuckers were in the parking lot. Well we were trying to plan out, you know, how to get the most money for us out of the Gracie team. Is that what was happening? Yeah, they're trying to figure out the cinnamon tier how to get the most money for us out of the Gracie team. Is that what was happening? Yeah, they're trying to figure out the cinnamon tier, which I was talking, I was saying like,

look, now we're having the conversation, like when we were at dinner and everything, that I'm like, Gracie, we would have just been talking about this afterwards and been like, we gotta get Gracie here, we gotta figure this out. But now we're just having the conversation in front of you, with you you to figure this out. Hi that Hi, how are you? Oh

Gracie you would have loved the spongebob episode we did last week Eric did SpongeBob Oh the Krabby Patties. Yeah, okay. Yeah Dressed up like spongebob, but the third was so nothing that we just Well, he did What would you wear he was Patrick yeah, that's that's not helpful he does Anywho You sound secrets I

Had to fight the urge to immediately go no no Gracie no Yeah, but he was selling it by doing it I know I was like surely she'll figure it out And she was like I didn't fucking get a costume I wanted to be Squidward So BJ's didn't have the food we were gonna eat. Oh right yeah Too spooky. We made it all the way through appetizers. And that's the first question we asked him. Yeah But if we go to a sit-down restaurant,

I don't have that fear because they have the signage, they have the stuff in the menu. Yeah, but the supply chain! Everything was there. That's happened before! Was there signage? Yeah, and it was inside the menu, and we looked at it a lot. Crunch, crunch. Remember it was orange ice cream

nick keeps taking off his headphones because if you ate some more i really appreciate you i gotta get out of here before 11 this episode is ending in an hour i don't give a shit where we are in this piece of paper in an hour we just end it oh my god.

She ate one of these and was like, oh these are bad. She's eating her fifth one. Fourth. Yeah. It is. Are you sure about that? What do you have? Nate's trying to keep up with you. Fourth. Oh, those, okay. What did I say? I'm good. You said fifth. Fourth.

I don't know who ate that one then. No, this is next. This is next oh next It's gonna be fun look like right it did my bad it did cuz it was hidden amongst all the other refuse She keeps her trash amongst her treasure yeah, so the spooky bazooka was not an option One thing I don't know if you guys overheard what was going on the table behind us. Oh my god Uh one thing I don't know if you guys overheard what was going on the table behind us. Oh my god Yes, I did. What? I had no idea. Y'all kept talking about it. I had no idea. What was happening? There's a promises being made and some promises reneged and some promises

Made true again. Yeah, so that so like at least more than one person I guess ordered steak Yeah, and they're like you got it They're like guaranteed steak and. And then he came back like I guess a time after they had ordered. Not like immediately. And he was like I'm so sorry. There was a mix up. We don't have any steak. We don't have any

steaks left. They thought we had enough in the kitchen but we don't have any. And he was really like breaking it to him. Yeah. He was sorry for your loss. And also what was like a nice kind of like energy coming from that table BJ steak so bad. Yeah, I wanted to blow that state and then he laughed and they weren't mourning and Hearing out what they wanted in here back comments later, and he's like another mix-up we do have the six we

found the state yeah so we're somehow they have they said that they had them like and then they said they didn't have I don't know they said they do have them here are your state I don't know what's more embarrassing like having to like take that back and be like sorry I'm not going out there again Stakes yeah, we already ran out of spooky bazookas In their goddamn steaks. It's weird. They recently don't run said are they telling secrets? Yeah It's weird that they run out of anything at that BJ's because there's nobody there for the size of that Gracie was so excited to go to BJ's first of all, which I guess is on brand.

She's a Cheesecake Factory girl, it all makes sense. We went into the BJ's and it was deserted. Yeah. And deserted, you get desserts there. Yeah. The dessert was deserted, but not the spooky Pazuki. That was deserted.

Yep. But she looks around and she goes, I really thought it'd be more crowded here. And I go, this is about on par for what I was deserted. Yup. But she looks around and she goes, I really thought it'd be more crowded here. And I go, this is about on par for what I was expecting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The only people there were at the bar. Yeah, it was an early dinner kind of thing. And we're like, maybe there'll be some people, no one,

everyone at the bar going like, what game is on right now? Like what sport is being played? Well, it's an hour and a half before baseball. And also, that's the bar that you go to, Game is on right now like what sport is being played was an hour and a half before baseball and also That's the bar that you go to is the BJ's at What it sounds like I'm about to say jobber walkie Yeah, yeah, man. Yeah, it sounds like you're about to say that Okay

That felt like a me and Michael I thought it's pretty similar Arbor walk Jabberwock, I think it's pretty close That's what she talks at me Sometimes I don't answer and that's even more outrageous. Oh Anyhoo, oh telling secrets. yep, and I know what he said If that had been a knife that might have been threatening oh, they didn't give you all a knife She there's some no wait no one made y'all these right y'all made these Yes, all these they wouldn't even give you one thing. Yeah, but why I came up

Why do you why do you think we didn't go with knife though? I don't know, probably because I'm around or something. Yep, it was that. You got us. When we designed these, we were like, let's think about Gracie. First of all, when we make these switch forks, we got to remember first and foremost why we're doing this. Gracie.

Why did y'all actually not do it? Because you can't have like a switch knife. I remember first and foremost why we're doing this. Crazy. Why did y'all actually not do it? Because you can't have like a switch knife. One, they already exist. That's illegal. So it's not a joke to do another one. I don't know the switch knife laws. So we did a switch fork because it's like wasn't that funny.

And then we ended up doing a switch spoon. Okay. I'm caught up. Okay. I didn't know switch knives were legal like that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Bald head behavior. I used to have a switch comb. That's what that was. Yeah. Yeah. You can still get a chome. I got it at the Texas State Fair. Right. That was the idea. Let's do that but a fork. Mm-hmm. Because then you can eat any knife. And you can comb your hair. Not with a fork. Poorly. You could. Go ahead and try it. You can comb your hair with that spoon. Comb your hair with a fork. Okay. Okay, so... Michael!

Well, keep trying. Look, come... It's always this guy! Won't even let me pick up this fork! Alright, alright, let's do the facts. Oh! The facts? Jordan, read the facts.

No, hang on, this is getting weird. It's already fucking weird, dude. Michael's got it. Hang on, Gracie just found out that's brewhouse fact. It's already fucking weird, dude. Michael's got it, here we go. Hang on, Gracie just found out that you can open and close that. Yeah. It's hockey season

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How did you mean? How did you mean? To catch it one more time right well you have to know how to do it I'm just not very now do it even so do I start with It should be closed. Yeah, and then Flip flip there you go. I'm gonna get a fork in She's hit the microphone so. She just hit the microphone so hard. She just hit the microphone so hard. Founded in 1978 in Santa Ana, California,

BJ's Brewhouse did not become a brewhouse until years later when they opened their Brea location and started pairing locally crafted brews with fresh-made pizza. You believe that? This is a Brea invention? No, it's from Santa Ana and then eventually brea. Where's brea brea is like North Orange County Yeah, there's a rich people. Yeah, there's like an indoor mall Rich people who can't afford to live on the ocean. Yes. Yes. It's pretty good

Do you think anyone ever got a Denny's style tip at this place? Think about it. Oh got a Denny's style tip at this place? Think about it. Oh! Oh! It's getting around this side. Because it's, because Denny's, yeah. And then what's the name of this place?

Brew House. No, the other one. What's it stand for? Benjamin. I don't know. The BJ's app is being touted, by BJ's, as an industry game changer, allowing you to place to-go orders as well

as dine-in orders to speed up the experience. Former CEO Greg Trojan said, Come on. You'll sit down, have a relaxed conversation, and think, that was a 35-minute experience, not a 55-minute experience, and that's great. Finally, a way to go out with your family and spend as little time with them as possible so you can get home and play Call of Duty 6 dude I heard the prestige actually affect zombies this year I don't know I heard it from Tim the Tatman

that's crazy it affects zombies now who's Tim the Tatman It affects zombies now? Who's Tim the Tatman? That's all I can remember. That whole thing made no sense. It's Tim the Tatman Taylor. He's like a Call of Duty streamer. He's a character? He's like a Call of Duty streamer.

No, he was a Fall Guy streamer. He's not a character in the game. No. No, he's a character though. Oh, he's not a character in the game. He was. What's that? He's not a character in the game. No. No, he's a character though. Yeah, he's a real character. Yeah, that Tim. That Tim when he's on there. He's getting mad about something. No, I'm not sure. General buffoon, I think. His emotions run high when playing video games. Just too there with all of us. One of those heated gamer moments? No, not quite.

In August of this year, BJ's CEO, Greg Levin, stepped down after working at the company since 2005. First as CFO, then as president, then finally CEO in 2021. Total revenues increased 3.8% to $1.3 billion in 2023. Analysts expect only and only and 0.8% increase to 1.34 billion for 2024. Anyway, Greg, we're hiring for CEO and we won't fire you when you only make us grow by 0.04 billion dollars in a year, then we can hire Gracie or dissolve the sauce monkey, whatever you want, man, you're the CEO. You really just kind of- You're on the chopping block.

Yeah. This was even before we went like, oh, we gotta hire Gracie. I wrote this this morning, and then we start talking about hiring Gracie? I forgot I wrote that fact. Wow. Manifesting.

Yeah. Well then, I'm sure you forgot about most of these fucking turds. We gotta hire this guy first. Yeah, we need Greg first. Yeah, but that's fine. We just get Greg and then he makes us grow.04 billion dollars? If he runs....04 is nothing, man. I think it's a pretty good billion. That's nothing, dude. If he runs this like a restaurant, then what kind of work are we gonna be doing? Restaurant work.

We can finally do what we're supposed to do. Cook. Cook. Finally. All along. Guys I got this great idea. You're in a kitchen. Mmm. Selena and chef. Do you still watch them? When they make new episodes, I think they're on like season three or season four, um Selena is learning, but it's just not what it used to be. She's still learning in season three? She's not very good. Nick said that she could, Um, Selena is learning, but it's just not what it used to be. She's still learning in season three. She's not very good. Nick said that he could out cook her easy.

He did say that, but then was like, well, it's hot in the mask. Yeah. Right. But also he totally struggled in that Selena and chef thing we did. That's Eric's fault. What did I do?

I didn't produce it. Right, you were. And that's the problem's fault. What did I do? I didn't produce it! Right, you were f- And that's the problem, shithead! The problem was I didn't produce it! Passing duties off. You were the one who didn't cook the meat all the way. Time to let the schlongs fly over the world. I- I- I- I- Schlongmageddon is here.

Did we put that Selena and Chef video up? Is it on our channel? Yeah, it came out. Oh, is it on our channel? Do we have it? Do we own it? Yeah, he recorded it on VHS. Has Selena seen it? I bet she has!

She thinks the sauce monkey is so funny. She's like, I love the sauce monkey so funny. And all of those guys are so handsome Yep, and they know food and I bet she really wants to hang out with me. Yeah. Well, that's what she went like Oh, like they were like they were funny with like a younger sister dynamic. Yeah, you weren't there in it. She kept saying where's Gracie? And then we kept saying who's Gracie? And she was like you'll know yeah. Yeah, she was like I'm gonna look at us Selena was telling secrets. Yeah She looked at us, and she went one two three four white guys on a podcast mmm

We got to mix it up a little bit We got to get Gracie in here, and we went I don't we don't know who that is and then she faded into the ether yeah very strange Yeah, it was like we looked in a mirror said her name three times. She said four white guys is a podcast This messed up Everyone Gracie was trying to deliver Telekinetic messages to me yeah Opening and closing what was that he was getting the wrong message what?

Why did the blinds close it all? Dude, I don't know why they close They open all day and be boring. Even more confusing. They opened 10 minutes later and stayed open. Maybe something was happening in the parking lot. Maybe there was a crazy thing. I thought they wanted to shield us from it.

Okay hang on. What could have been happening in the parking lot? A brawl. Was my first thought. A brawl. I could go on. A biter! What? Yeah. Bald headed behaviors going on in that parking lot.

Wait did you say a biter? Yeah. What's a biter? A guy wrote a Yelp review about a homeless person that tried to bite him or something and he called him a biter. No, he, no, she didn't try to bite him. He said she looked like a biter. Oh that's right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was just, yeah, a judgment call. So it could have been a biter in the parking lot. Could have not been a biter too though. Yeah. Also could have just been some lady. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was just yeah a judgment call. It could have been a biter in the parking lot. Could have not been a biter too though. Yeah, also could have just been some lady. Yeah Also, I don't think anything was happening in the parking lot I think somebody put the blinds down and they went why did we do so dark in here and then put it back up But then it was nighttime. Yeah, I thought it was much nicer when they were down.

Right, if you use your imagination it's more fun to think something was happening out there. So if you're watching this, thanks for watching, thanks for listening. Use your imagination. What was happening in that parking lot? Leave a comment. Leave a comment about what was happening in the parking lot. Were they biting? Were they brawling? Were they balding? The three B's. Michael, one more fact. There have been a lot of rumblings lately of the bazooka pass coming back Oh the pass which retailed for 499 a month for four months allowed you to get a free Pazooka every day for those four months Do you think pasta Pete is a bazooka guy or is that too much cookie and not enough ice cream for him to really consider it?

Someone text him and ask if he likes bazookas also text him and see if he's carried any tools out to his shed lately. Now Eric. Got some gardening to do. No, Eric. What? Can't just leave that there. What do you mean? That's he's got some carrying some tools out there. What happened at the shed? Explain the shed to Gracy. I don't want to undercut Michael's content. For Mikey Fredo. This comes out next week, is that out yet? I don't think so.

Really? What if we tease it? You guys are super far ahead. Also I just opened my last text with him. And it's Mirror. Oh he sent you a picture of his setup? We're talking about once again how he shaves. I'm so confused. He shaves outside. mirror Oh, he sent you a picture of his setup? Also, he went out there at night I'm so confused

He shaves outside, that's how Chris shaves Are y'all lying? No Chris shaves outside, because why not? And he has a mirror attached to a tree And then we had him on my other podcast He just goes out in the yard Yes, he goes out in the yard Do you not need like water and stuff?

Not when you're outside, baby And then and then he also grooms himself outside uh-huh his male grooming But he goes in the shed to do it But when he goes in the shed he brings a tool from the house so it looks like he's doing something in the shed Neighbors don't find it suspicious even though I think it might be suspicious if you're bringing tools from your house to your shed And then sweeping out the shed like a barber shop You gotta check out this next episode of the Mikey Fredo and friends podcast It sounds you can listen if you go subscribe right now You can check out the one with Nick where he just cracks his knuckles into the mic just do that

Yeah, I just listened to it And I didn't realize he's wearing the lob on his shirt, and he keeps cracking his knuckles Right in front of it. He does it like four or five times And he's doing I don't believe they keep popping that frequently they always pop Yours do yeah, I already cracked mine. I can't get no everyone's doing it worse anyway Those are the facts to this I can't tell if it was just this I Or this this was just a special shit show

But I do think it was actually just kind of a shit show these facts were real I'm sorry. No, you're Gracie. You don't have to be sorry. I'm still not over the fact that he does that. You don't have to be over it. You just have to know what happened. Or like, I can't comprehend that. Why would you do that?

In your time. So you don't have to clean it up inside the house. Right, because the hair gets in the sink that you just turned the faucet on. Right, is that where it should just go? Yeah, but yes about this what if? It was your shed what if you go outside, but then you need privacy so you go in your shed That's disgusting. What if somebody else has to go get something from the shed?

I hope that they don't go in at the same time as Chris. They for a surprise even if they're there after like well He sweeps there's that part. I think he never has this is you know that shed everywhere No, you're just gonna walk around and go have y'all been there. Yeah, I checked out the chef Yeah, I've only ever been to the show no believe it or not if he ever says want to come to my shed I'm gonna say no Hey before we Like that, but it sounds like you grab that Grab that hammer just so it looks like nothing suspicious is going on update for positive Pete. What's he say? Do you like bazookas reply? Yeah, of course

Thanks, man If someone if someone said do you like bazookies? I'd say, what the fuck is a bazooka? That was, what the fuck? What were your interactions with Pasta Pete like? One of them was when we gave him the fazolies and we looked at him like a zoo animal. Wasn't that fun? That's one of my favorite Pasta Pete videos. That was very, very fun. That got the funniest comments that were people like, wow, this is like so disrespectful to Chris. We were watching him like a fucking zoo animal,

just bullying Chris again. We didn't make him do anything. That's Chris. He is a zoo animal. That's what he does. Did you hear the story we just told? That he willingly told us? Oh, he offered that up.

Oh, I didn't put the spruce down. You think Michael had him like, tell me? Grab him by the lapels and put him up against the wall. Do you groom yourself and where do you do it? And if you say in the shed, I need more answers. Do you take a tool or not? How do you make it look not suspicious? Well, in case a neighbor's neighbors watching and then I pointed out you

Just know is neighbor be in your fucking house No idea no, I've been I guess I would probably stay away to if I need to go to the source man I don't know. I don't want to the last time I went to the place Chris lives. He didn't have a yard Uh-huh. I feel like you don't want to get inside Chris's mind or it might be like you're in too deep Yeah, we did get out. We did electors. We did a live show and we had him on Well, that's where he told us about his shaving routine. Oh, yes, that's where we learned of poop. Oh, yeah Dreams of pooping in the river. He had a dream where he pooped in the river with blank Now you're asking again like like did you like how did we get here?

Tell me about your dreams we held him at switch He had a dream about pooping in a river well yeah brain was yelling at him so much made him go Made him poop in a river and Yeah, brain was yelling at him so much made him go made him poop in a river And he woke up in a sweat going I better get to my shit Wait now what is he doing? Work this dress off he is a he brought the headscrackers I feel like briefly interacted with him, so I'm probably for the best Shocked at these stories. I

I'm gonna tell this story. That's definitely his to tell but at this point. I don't care He'll probably thank you for he doesn't have to tell it Chris went to Chicago. Oh boy Buckle up. I'm gonna do a yeah recently uh-huh. He went to a Starbucks The friend and he was, his phone was very low on battery, and they got coffee, and he's like, oh, I only have this very short cord, so I'm going to plug my phone in. There's like a table they're sitting at, and then like a little cutout thing where you can like, there's an outlet so you can plug in your phone, but his cord was very short,

so he just had to set it next to it. He's like, don't let me forget this. So obviously the onus is no longer on Chris to remember his phone. They left, Chris did not remember his phone. Of course. They got, I think he said like five blocks away or something. And then he went, oh, my phone!

And then took off running. He ran to a Starbucks. It was not the right Starbucks. He started stopping people on the street and going, where's Starbucks? And he's in front of the Starbucks and they go right here and he's like, no! The one with my phone in it.

Where's the Starbucks with my phone in it? Idiot. It's like, no, no, is there another one? And then he ran to another one and it's not the right one. then he ran to another one, and it's not the right one. And then he runs to another one, and it's not the right one. He goes to like four different Starbucks, and none of them are right. And then eventually, he starts asking people

if he can use the email app on their phone so he can email his friend. Because he doesn't want to call his phone, because if somebody finds it, they're just going to take his phone. And so no one will let him use their phone. So then he finds two cops on a lunch break and he goes, Officer, officer.

Wait. Go on Eric, come on. You can do it. Officer, can I use the email app on your phone? Go on Eric, come on, you can do it. Get an officer, come on. Can I use the email app on your phone? He asked the cop. And then the cop goes, what? And then he explains the situation

and the cop goes, just call your phone. And he's like, well, no, because I don't, someone will steal it. And then the cop looked ahead of him and went, just call your phone. He called the phone and he's perfect. And I went, oh, thank God, Chris call your phone. He called the phone. And he's perfect. I went, Oh, thank God, Chris, I had no way of finding you. I went right back to the Starbucks. I figured you were here. Where are you?

He was so fucking gone. How did he do that? He just ran. I think that what happened was they went about five blocks, but not in like a straight line. And so when he went, my phone, you would think, oh, you can run backwards or left, right. I bet he just ran forward. And she started going to new Starbucks. Like I feel bad saying this because I don't know him,

but like, idiot. Yeah, absolutely. Oh no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Again, not my story to tell. I certainly do not care at this point. I think that's so goddamn funny. Five different Starbucks.

Open your Gmail app. Did I use your email app on your phone? But sign out first so I can sign in with my account. Oh no. My password's on my phone. No. Last pass. Oh man.

So that's Bossapete. He likes bazookas. Anyway, those are the facts. Those are the facts. Those are terrible facts. No! No, they were. Tim the Tatman was on there, had Call of Duty zombies on there. More nothing than usual. Here's just like this episode. I thought you guys were gonna- We're almost 40 minutes in and we've done nothing. I think we're making great time. We've done absolutely fucking nothing.

I thought you guys were gonna like the Denny's one I Mean Denny's is Denny's Denny's style tip yeah, I get it. I don't think we need to go over Fine fine Jordan you want teachers about the food walk on the BJ's home with the BJ's Can I take your order can I take your tip? No, you want to tip me yet? Say where I work. Say where I work and tip me. Do you get it?

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See our charities impact at YMCA GTA org slash charity BJ's brew house spooky Pazuki Irresistibly delicious cookies and cream cookie topped with Oreo crumbs Halloween sprinkles Why are there brackets? Don't know stacked with rich vanilla bean ice cream bracket served with a transforming crackable chocolate topping I think it's like a magic shell We got Magic show I mean we got pretty much- What is a magic shell?

Oh, it's a me! You know it's that uh, you pour it on like it's chocolate syrup. It's liquid chocolate and then it hardens. Oh and it hardens? That's called transforming? It's called Magic Shell. It's hard and magic transforming shell Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I feel like you are too. She's been in prolonged play mode. Oh man. That's why we got to get Gracie here more often. So you can work in play mode. Oh

And that's how you find your equilibrium. Right. Because if you're in work mode and you're in play mode. That is what's off. They're separate and they can't be there. Since you got here you made like 60 bucks. It's true. 50 of which is only good at Chick-fil-A. But. And I'm gonna get so many waffle fries a Diet coke for a kid that doesn't come in order the numbers. He goes how many waffle fries can I have? I'll take However many this will get

Five of these last cards. Are your friends 10? No, but they like Chick-fil-A. Yeah, and they've never seen $50 in one place before. They load on five pieces of plastic. On top of a $10 bill. Whoa. That has a note stuck to it still.

Right, and don't take it off. No wherever I use that I'm gonna give it Go to pay Gracie Whatever whatever bar you use that out there just gonna go what and you go Press material I Just wanted to say real quick, based on the description, what we got isn't too far off of that. Basically the only thing they didn't have was

the shell. Which he didn't explain to us. He didn't? I think it was more about apparently the ice cream was supposed to be orange? The topping that transforms is orange. No, the ice cream itself was orange. He kept saying orange ice cream. He said it was vanilla ice transforms is orange. No, the ice cream itself was orange. He kept saying orange ice cream. He said it was vanilla ice cream dot orange.

He did, but I don't believe that that's what it is. Did you look at the photo? Did you look at the fucking photo? Did you see how it transformed? I'm saying the orange on the outside I think is the magic show. No, I'll show you. No, you look at the photo. Gracie's getting the picture for you.

It was orange? No, no, no the grace is getting the picture for you And that's that we're not there. No, I know wake up your way orange ice cream anymore I'm not oh is that the chocolate shell on the outside I guess Yeah, but that's not what we're talking about Right I understand yeah, I mean it's still vanilla orange. Yeah, I wish it was orange sherbert What? No, I don't think that would have been good on a cookie on a cookie. Oh, it's just orange. Oh, I wish it was orange sherbert. What? No, I don't think that would have been good. On a cookie?

On a cookie? Oh, that's right. Yeah, she's like... I said anything. Put cinnamon in time out. She doesn't deserve that. Tub time cinnamon. Let's see if cinnamon floats.

I know, all I ate was ice cream off of that pizookie. Oh, really? Well, you missed the best part. The cookie was good. There are more than 100 million reasons to celebrate every occasion with a bazooka and this fall we're making it easier than ever to enjoy our world world famous dessert said Heidi Rogers senior vice president of marketing at BJ's restaurant ink from the return of our Pazuki Pass,

oh, it's not rumored, it's confirmed, to a scary good spooky Pazuki. We're excited to offer two more reasons to enjoy the Craveworthy dessert. So is that in addition to the 100 million reasons she referenced? Okay. 100 million and two reasons.

What are the 100 million reasons? Oh, I don't know. What are you doing? He's falling apart. No, I'm doing ASMR. Yeah Nice. Oh Well, what what's the R stand for? Is it response? Yeah, probably Is it response? I'm about to get a response. Okay. All right. Wait, what does ASMR stand for?

Okay, okay Hey, it's uh. Oh boy. We have a review. Watch. The cups. We. Oh.

Hahaha. It's only one cup. I told you it's an angry Michael though. It was a cup and a can. Yeah. But you can spill them both. Yeah, but I won't. We have a review to give to the Spooky Pizookie, but.

Well, now you spilled. He spilled on me. Why'd you spill the water, Eric? He spilled on me. Eric, I think you're directly responsible for that water being spilled. Yeah, some may say that. We have a review of the spooky Pizookie, but we need to know what you think about BJ's first... So this is a segment we call You Review.

I think Michael should read the long one, because he's so awake. Okay, that's fine. Oh, shit. It worked. Yep. Who wants to read the long one because he's so awake. Okay, that's fine. Oh It worked. Yep, who wants to read the first one Jordan? All right, cuz I'll read the long one This is from Grammy not to be confused with a Grammy If you order online or through grubhub, but they will get your order wrong. I Have just had the third order incorrectly delivered. Space, comma, so, comma, space. I will know with a capital N longer be using them. I urge you to use caution. Are you urged?

I urge you to use caution. That's not even about the restaurant. Beware. Yeah, that's just about ordering online and getting it delivered. Don't even get me started about the spooky bazooka I thought it was a general thing or it's like this is my review also word of just word to the wise I urge you to use caution. Yeah, you're everyday life. Yeah

If you have read this far, here's the friendly advice Dana W. I think Dana has a lot to say. Had a terrible experience with the Uber Eats driver last night. What is going on? A really old guy in his 70s should not be doing this job. This is an Uber review then! He was late with our order! And then, only delivered two of our four meals! When we immediately got in touch with him, he realized two more boxes, our food, was still in the back seat.

He said he would turn around and bring it back to us. One and one half hours later he finally brings the food and says the food was cold so he went back to the restaurant to have it recooked. Total bull! This reflects poorly on BJ's. How? We gave a thumbs down of course on the Uber Eats app. The crazy thing is, you can only review a driver

on the Uber Eats right after the order. And my wife did, but I'm still irritated this morning. Really more of a review for Uber Eats. But the driver complained that BJ's told him our address order was in the bag, when clearly, he later admitted He had also picked up two boxes of flatbread pizza Driver wanted to blame BJ's for telling him our order was in the bag even though he had our entire order in his car

I get it! Did he think that was for another family? Did he think that was for another family? We ordered the food for a business meeting and we're just starting to share the two meals W for people then 1.5 hers later. He shows up finally with the two meals. He had all along in his car. Did you get that? No The middle words like I understand this is not a BJ's review That was the middle words like I understand this is not a BJ's review

Why are you still typing the same three This reflects poorly on BJ's I I understand this is Uber Eats though. What? Did he think that was for another family? No question Mark. Did he think that was for another family? Did he think that? Did he get schlonged? Oh yeah.

We got schlonged hard. I know we more got schlonged by Uber Eats, but I still want to say that BJ schlonged us schlonged us good I've ever been schlonged by BJ's. I will never forget Star this bald-headed old man brought only two of our four food his behavior was something one could call schlong words Yeah, and bald-headed. Oh All right, Ashley W. Okay. It looks like this one isn't about Grubhub or Uber Eats. Thank God. I wish I could leave zero stars. The customer service here is terrible. I placed an order for delivery. Never mind.

It seemed like she was talking about, you know, waiters and stuff. I placed an order for delivery and once the driver got there an hour after placing it They informed him they didn't make any of the order because they were out of iceberg lettuce It took a lengthy process to get a refund and we didn't ever even get our food wow wow Really Um, really? Of the three incidents here, this one seems like the easiest one to resolve. She's the most mad. I'm such a big fan of reviews. I found two of these and I went, they're both about delivery and not the restaurant. And then I found the third one and I went I have a theme Honestly, honestly, this is great news for BJ's for that BJ's. Yeah, like

Everyone has a great time when they go to the restaurant I know this reflects poorly on BJ's even the waiters have a great time at BJ's total bull Driver wanted to blame BJ's for telling him our order was in the bag even though he had it the entire time. We ordered the food for a business meeting. He gave us the wrong address. What? Ah! And we're just starting to share the two meals W4 people then. 1.5 hours later he shows up finally with the two meals he had all along in his car.

Are they having a family business meeting? I don't understand. The way they're framing it's for another family, but we're also having a business meeting? It seems like their story is constantly changing. I think they're the 70 year old guy in the car and they're forgetting what's going on. I didn't get the food from this guy.

And then he looks in the mirror, he's like, give me my food. And then he's like, it's in my car, and then he's just talking to himself again Jordan that's BJ's like this I think yeah I guess we should should get that's what we review you had to say but now we have a review We still got to do a Michael Jordan absolutely 10 minutes. I'm doing it from the floor, dude That's cool. That's as long as you have a microphone. I think that's acceptable. We can do it all from the floor I don't want to do it on the floor. If you're on the floor. Can I do it from the lazy dude that's cool that's as long as you have a microphone i think that's acceptable what? we can do it all from the floor i don't want to do it on the floor

can i do it from the lazy boy out there? how? no! it has to be in here it's a microphone! it's attached it's got cords hang on i forgot what i just said nick did you know it's got cords? we're not using that with these why would we do that? or let's bring the recliner in

bring the recliner? we're not all laying down! why would we or let's bring the recliner in? This is the kind of behavior he was trying to not do next to you and now he's letting it out Well, Chrissy said we're all laying down so I thought that I could lay down and I would have the microphones Did you know that there's magnets in here? It's been two hours My behavior is over over yeah free me whoa Jordan my gangster oh my god I need to have a serious talk about whether or not we wanted this Gracie just think of the money though just think of the money how much like floor time and couch time don't think about that don't think about anything that I wish I had my pluffle here

I might not be waking up. I don't know where Is he a vampire is he like sucking the air? Oh, that's good news for you I Think somebody else told me that recently too, and I was forgetting that you were one of them Gracie just informed Nick that you could buy a pluffle at Costco Nick was the one that informed Gracie Somebody somebody told me I don't remember who or their face. I bet they were dumb somebody stop I might not be able to get back up y'all. Well we'll meet you down there for the Michael Jordan podcast.

I'll meet you on the recording. We're all doing it on the floor. She'll be in the other room in the room. I'm gonna be in my car. I am striking away. I have strong reservations about rating this highly because one, it's BJ's. And the rest of the food actually wasn't that good. The pizza was, the pretzel was great.

Gracie can't believe what you just said. The pizza was very disappointing. Those things were okay. The pretzel and the bazooka were the best. He is coming alive. What's going on? I know, he wasn't saying shit the whole time. It's not, you have to be laying down.

I'm getting life heckled. To get. Woo! I'm trying! No, get on the stage. Lay down! Lay down on the stage. We'll do the god damn food.

I keep slipping. Lay down! But the bazooka was really good, and we all went at it like, yeah, but it wasn't the the bazooka was really good and we all went at it like yeah but it wasn't the spooky bravinous animal yes we stabbed it like it was julie caesar yeah 23 times with all of her spoon we got four pretzels fuck yeah because eric had to get fucking four yeah we didn't even really talk about the friends we got she she opened the menu and immediately was like there it is it is. There it is. I will say, and then Nick went, it's beer cheese. It's always beer. She's not always. Yes, it is. No, a lot of the times it's beer. No, it's

either queso or it's like nacho cheese No, you bullshit Yeah, I do. Oh you're getting from both of them Dropping shit like crazy There it is clanking, going nuts as usual We said it was gonna happen! You must have slammed! You must have slammed! Youuuuuuuuuuu! Guys, sound levels hit 90 decibels, around 30 minutes at this level

Wow, we hit 90 decibels? Around 30 minutes at this level. Wow! We hit 90 decibels? Not bad. That doesn't surprise me too much. So, we had four pretzels. We had two things of the mac and cheese balls. The couscous mac and cheese balls. That is what it was. Deep dish pizza. We had the pepperoni extreme deep dish pizza. It wasn't that extreme.

And the pizookuki also got the bathtub Forgot yeah Michael and Jordan had to hold this was also really good. Yeah, they're lucky delicious Oh the unlucky ducky that's what so that was unlucky cinnamon so the thing about the unlucky ducky Yeah, it was I'm convinced Alto splatter tequila Malibu coconut rum, absolute mandarin vodka, balss, peach schnapps, balss triple sec, moneen, sweet and sour, pineapple juice, starry. I don't know what starry is. Sprite. Oh I didn't know that. Fresh lemon and lime. Used to be Sierra Mist. There's a lot of shit in there. Yeah. Oh that's what

Sierra Mist is starry now? What happened? They got sued I thought. I think that the brand just didn't have any value and then they're like, that's fucking changing. Let's call it starry. No, that was the rumor, but I don't think that's true. And then it says love the tub. We did. Take it home for just ten dollars more. Yep, and we did. Oh dude shout out to Take it home for just ten dollars more. And we did. Oh dude shout out to Uh the waiter who like came up to us and was like, all right Now I have to like do a sales pitch with you guys now for only ten dollars more and we're like we're Yeah, we're talking about yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we decided yeah, don't even bother if you didn't offer it. We were gonna steal it Yeah, and then he's like, okay. Do you want me to take it? I'll clean it off and uh, that way

It's not all sticky and everything. We went. Yep. Give the bath a bath Uh-huh. Yeah, and then he did and then we got it back and then Michael put the duck in the Pazuki dead and then he cleaned it off and you can see photos of that. He put it in his mouth He cleaned it off. Oh, I didn't consider that cleaning Where I come from that's not clean well after after clean it off a dirty duck Yeah, after he cleaned it off with his mouth he used his hands in his cup of water Yeah, just a little shower. Yeah, right and crazy one. Oh I just wasn't expecting you to that was definitely your glass that was legitimately the noise she made it was very strange

Well, she's like why didn't you dunk it yeah, well we thought he would like the water She might not come out the natural approach so am I reading rating the pizooka we didn't get dunk it? Yeah. Well we thought he would like the water too much and it might not come out. It just seemed like the natural approach. So am I rating the pizooka we didn't get or the whole meal? Our quality time together? I don't think the rating goes that low. Don't want me to keep coming around? It wasn't you Grizz. It was these guys.

I was really enjoying our secret telling or Pokemon go I'm a glaring and yeah, I got about all the glaring and yeah, I'm talking over Jordan Shut up, where'd you work? So on top of that drink you also got like I was a blueberry sour Yeah, which was good, but like clearly masked by the amount of ice in it It was gone in two sips the blueberry sour Makers mark bourbon monene sweet and sour monene blood orange monene Agave blueberries fresh lemon juice and dried blood or Christ. That's a lot of yeah, well

It was very sugary yeah It tasted good. I don't know if all of those flavors came through yeah, but we're there. I don't have complaints I can't I can't say it was like mixed well. No there can only be one So I would give this whole meal probably like a 75% okay, I think that was uki that uki was like a 95 What do you give the pretzel alone? Answer her god 87% Wow nice. What would you cocos being the gold stock standard sure Nick? What would you give just the pretzel 60? Yeah, I didn't think it was that good. Damn. I think that's too low

I think the three of us. I would give it like a 77 mmm wow like it was a good pretzel, not the best I've had. I'd give the pretzel a 70. Okay. But what about the whole meal altogether? I'd give it... Um, hmm. Let's see.

I was having a good time until Gracie started trying to argue with me. She kept trying to fight me for some reason while I was looking at her and listening to Jordan talk with anger yeah with hate in my heart how dare you look at her that way yeah how dare you look at me don't look at me when I'm talking to you um you know I mean the pretzel was pretty good I liked the mac and cheese balls they weren't the best you ate it and said, this tastes like pizza. Yeah, I thought they tasted like pizza. You really liked them.

I didn't think they tasted like pizza. I didn't either. Me either. I don't know where you got that from. Done. There was no sauce. I was gonna dunk on him then. I was gonna wait until the show. I was just like, what's he talking about? Why does it taste like pizza?

I was like, is he okay? I thought they were very pizza-esque. I liked them. I didn't think this was pizza style. Yeah, I'm not like dumb. I like them. The pizza was not great. What happened?

I thought BJ's always had like some like pizza pizza. You started screaming pizza. I like their thin pizza. I wanted to go savering style. He was doing preach-a-screeching. He was preach-a-screeching. Yeah, I've done. He kept going, he kept going. Preach-a-preach-a-preach-a-screechin'. He was preach-a-screechin'. He kept going, he kept going,

Preach-a-preach-a-BJs! And I thought that was strange. But overall, I'd give the BJs experience... 68%? Okay. It was alright. 71.5 for that.

The pretzel was fucking good. The pretzel was fucking good. The pretzel was the best thing. It's a little high in my mind for a restaurant of BJ's like stinking. I did like the duck drink and the bathtub. But I can't argue with how much I enjoyed all that stuff. So I accept that. The presentation of the pretzel was hanging big style. It was cool. But like why? Now you can get BJ's wherever you go. In a tub. Like why now you can get BJ's wherever you go and oh?

Because it's supposed to be a thing jays in a tub come come on over my house I think the pretzel is not hanging out that you put in like the middle of the table and ever kind of picks off Of but there's like not a good way to do that. Yeah, well we did that with four people Yeah, we want to come over single serving yeah, I'll come over for BJ's in a bathtub Come on over. Glub, glub. I don't even know if that's a word. Glub, glub. Let's get to the next part of the show because we're out of an hour.

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