100% Eat - Graysie Gets Pretzels LIVE %% Auntie Anne's Mozzarella Stuffed Pretzel Nuggets LIVE From the Bell House

Episode Date: September 8, 2026

Uhhh ignore how the video looks. You should have seen it before. Our Heroes meet up with Graysie in Brooklyn for live episode from the Bell House. Graysie wanted pretzels and she got pretzels, not just from Auntie Anne's. She also got toys so she doesn't get bored. And stay tuned for a very special YouReview. Thanks to everyone who came out to the live show. We want to do more live shows so let us know where to go next. Left over live show merch will be available soon at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Now come on. Nick, you suck. Yeah, he does. Nick? Yo. He got to see them win live. Incredible. Number one, Nick's Nix.

That's what we call it. And you know what? You paid for this. I bought it with the company cards. He did. Monkey money. That's not monkey money? Wait, did you see what else I bought?

All right. Thank you guys for coming. It's crazy. It's an immediate black wall. I see four people up front. I can't see anything. But you look, you look great. We'll be doing the show to you guys. Yeah.

Cool. Are you guys, Gracie, how are you feeling? Good. I'm a little scared. All right, are you guys ready to get started? Do you get what the show is at this point now? No. No, still know. I mean, it's not gonna go to the way out.

So what is it? Okay, hide your formats. All right, you guys ready? Yes. All right, let's hit the music. I say yes. All right, I'm ready. Eat the show where we try every fast food restaurant

and let you know if you need to you probably do. I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co-host, Jordan, swears, and Gracie. Jordan and Gracie, how are you? We're so excited to be here in Brooklyn. Brooklyn, you fade that music out. That's the most I've ever heard of that song. Yeah, because it's usually playing from Nick's phone. Yeah.

I cut it sooner. It's a lot longer than I remember. I like it. Yeah, I'll let it run a little bit. I'm like to hear it. It's pretty nice. He never lets us hear it. Hey, we're here at the Bell House.

Pretty exciting. Oh, my God. We have a beautiful venue. Yeah. Great venue. It actually is a nice venue. It's really nice. We're not used to it being this nice.

We're used to slop. Yeah. Jordan did a great job sourcing. He did a really great job putting this all together. I did a great job asking James Willems where we can do a show. We stand on the shoulders of giants. Yep. Mm-hmm.

And James. I dare you. Sorry. Sorry, James. We are excited. But we're also here with Gracie. Yeah, hey. We feel like Gracie got a bigger applause than the monkey.

She did. I do agree. Huge ovation. She's the reason we're here. How do you feel about that, Nick? Not good. Sorry. That's my bit.

Now it's mine. Oh, yeah. No, no. Hey, Gracie. Hi. Great to have you here. Do you have all your toys? Not all of them.

I have some of them. And where are they? Where are they? You said the, oh, I found them. I wanted to make sure Grace gets something to do during the show. Gracie's going to get bored. It's already fading. Where are they?

They're right here. Gracie got a hall. Should I do a hall? Yeah, do a hall. Tell everyone what you got. Well, it says in everything. But we have a slapper, if you will. Eric.

I don't want to lean in. Let her slap you. We have SpongeBob Tech Dex. If you're familiar with a Gracie episode, no Gracie episode would be complete without fidget toys. Of course. And so she needs something to occupy your time while we're doing a podcast.

I go to five below two to three times a week. And every time I'm there with my kids, I send pictures of SpongeBob stuff to Gracie. And one of the last times I went, she said, you see my friends a lot. So the last time I went, I stocked up. And my kids were like, and I kept going, this isn't for you.

I know. Legit, these are not for you. These are all for great seats. Exactly. She's going to take off or hit me in the face. I would never. We'll see what happens. You almost did.

We've only been here for like a day or two. We did a lot of filming yesterday and a lot of filming today. For some stuff that'll come out later. We got some cool stuff for you guys. We did a huge pizza crawl that'll come out later. It's fast, but like, efficient. Oh, my God. It was like an hour of just nonstop pizza.

I mean, the pizza locations are so, densely populated here. We didn't have to go very far, but... It was fantastic. It was very efficient. And we went to like six places in like an hour. Yep. We had more, right? We all just monster gobbled one slice from each place. Which honestly...

By the second place, I went, let's just have Jordan go first, and then we all just eat it. As unsanitary as it is, it was the right move. Right. Because it's a lot of pizza that stacks up quick. Right. Yeah. And I was like, we didn't want to waste it, but we didn't want to fill up on it. And I thought we'd be taking

And every slice we were near in the end, like, Nick, and he was like, he made them all disappear. Yeah, Nick, yeah, he's like the dog who gets the scraps. He made them all disappear and then left a good amount of grease on himself. A little bit. He was dripping. Dripping. We were dripping on public streets.

Yeah, so it was fine. That New York drip. Yeah. But that was today. Yesterday, we went out and got the food. Michael, what are we reviewing today? Dude, I don't know. It's on the sheet.

Fuck the sheet. You know what? Fuck the sheet. No. We were at the hotel. Audience poll, should we fuck the sheet? The seven of you I can see. Right, yeah.

Yeah, you guys are in charge. We were at the hotel and Eric was printing. Oh. Bro, she doesn't fucking need it. I don't need one. She's not gonna read it. You think she's gonna read that shit? I'm not gonna read it if it's there.

Take your sheet and shove it up your ass. No! She's worn. fucking here! That's right, Gracie's gone New York. I've been recharging a lot. She's been here for eight months. We got in town so much screaming and honking immediately.

Michael was like, I'm back home. I've been, every time we were filming, I've been yelling loud around Eric and you watch him shudder every time. I'm like, bro, nobody's listening. I kept, and we'd be filmed something, and I kept going, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. When we first started walking around, there was just some person, like, arguing with no one loudly. And Michael was like, ah, I'm back. Bro, I haven't been here in like three years.

And Eric said he gets fighting on Jamison. And he's had one. I figured you should finish three or four by the time we're done. So what did we eat for today's episode? Yeah, yeah, and you can say it. I don't know. I lost my shoes. No!

That one didn't get very far, so Eric's got to go get it. That was well played, Michael. Yeah, thank you. So he was printing these out this morning, and Gracie was like, what is he doing? What is he doing? And he's bringing the fact sheet. And she was like, but we are reviewing

what we ate yesterday. Annie Ann's mozzarella stuffed pretzel nuggets. We had to do pretzels for Gracie. Gracie pretzel. And also, look at her shirt. We are selling these shirts. Don't buy one. Get yourself an I heart pretzel shirt,

which we are selling, Gracie. It is a shirt. I just told them to go buy it. No, I understand. But Jordan's told you about seven times. And every time you go, earlier you were confused. What's this now? Are we-

We have-Sherston working in the store. Shurston, thank you. For free last second. We're not paying her anything. So if you want a tip or something, I told her to bring her Venmo. I think two people have tips so far and you got very excited. Very nice. Yesterday was our pretzel adventure.

We met up. Thank you, Shurston. We met up for, hey, let's do. Gracie has something. time, let's go get this anti-Anse pretzel. Right off the plane. Like professionals. We landed, we got my hotel room

and nobody else's. Well, we landed in Newark, too. He landed in Newark, New Jersey. New Jersey. Haven't been home in three years didn't tell my mother. She don't know. Denise is not going to be thrilled.

When you posted this on Instagram like two months ago, she replied. And she was like, are you coming home? Do you know how far Jackson is? I'm not going all the way down there. Fucked up. I got a show to do, lady. So we got off the plane, we got to the hotel.

Gracie met us and we're like, hey, let's go get Auntie Ans. And we're over kind of like near the Barclays Center. So we're like, hey, there's a couple of locations. Surprisingly, yeah, many anti-Anns around each other. And we're in walking distance. And we sort of know that just because Gracie sends us weekly anti-Anns updates. I saw the anti-ean's truck last night driving around. Did you think of me?

I was like, there it is. Gracie's been there. Exactly. Probably did that truck. Probably. What mold did we go to? Was that? What was the Atlantic?

Atlantic? Atlantic something. So we went there and we walked in and there was a line and we're like, hey, no problem. That's fine. We'll wait in line. And then Michael just went, hey, you and Gracie, you go up in order, whatever you guys want. And that was, what would we get all? Oh, and then we get three pretzels.

and then we get these nuggets and then we can get this other and I'm like, whatever you want to get when we get to the front. He wasn't that nice about it. No, I was not. I just knew I had to be patient. Yeah.

So, we finally make it to the front and I'm like, I'm like, Gracie, let me just lock this thing in and then you order whatever you want. And I went, hey, let's just get the mozzarella nuggets added to the way. We flew here for this. Uh-huh.

We flew all the way here for this. And I said, what happened? Hi, can I get the mozzarella stuffed pretzel nuggets? And she went, no, we don't have those. She might as well have just punched you in the face, honestly. Like, oh no! It is my personal hell.

Every time we go to one of these fucking places. You were so dumb. Don't I don't fucking have that shit. And also, in the small booth, it was signage everywhere. Oh. Oh, yeah. Pettled nuggets. You want mozzarella pretzel nuggets.

I thought I was looking at them. You were like, there they are. There they are. And you just kept going, what was that? What was that? Nick and I were looking at it. What were they? They know.

Great. They were like, Gracie was like, Gracie was like, there's something else. There's something else. They were looking at something else. Stupid. Can we get on the roof of that building? Gracie.

Gracie cannot wait to roll down the grassy top of the Barclays setter. How do we get up there? Can you blame me? It looks really fun. If they have security there, that means that you can go in. Gracie, Gracie said, the least you can do is ask if we can go on the wrist. Gracie said, the least you can do is ask if we can go on the roof. Yeah, the least.

Yeah, and he said that. Also, for all of us who just got in town, Gracie the most being like, wow, I haven't explored the city. Look over here. I never come over here. I didn't. I was kind of surprised. I was like, wow. I have that now?

There's grass in the sky. Hey, I'll tell you, this reminds me. So if you're a VIP and you got one of the postings, We have a poster for sale. We had switch forks gone. We had 25. 5 to 10 walk-up tickets. I think those are gone.

We did not have walk-up tickets. I haven't heard. I haven't heard. We got plenty of pretzel shirts. Call your friends. We have a poster, but there's a specific VIP poster. We all signed it. Gracie came in just so you know.

She rifled through. Signed like five or six. So you might get one of the Gracie. You might get one of the Gracie. She went, you guys signed all these? There was a huge sign. It was like, do I have to? Yeah.

I know. We all discussed it. Now, you just, you pick a couple, and she went great. I don't have a signature. She just started scrim. 120? She went, this would take me hours. Because I'm sure it would be like, oh, yeah.

Right, right. We'll be doing the meet and drink here when we're done. So stick around if you're a VIP. And this is where we'll do it. You'll get a poster. We'll take some pictures. It'll be good. But after we were told, you know, fucking have this bullshit.

And I was like, all right, great. Let's take a walk. There's another one just down the street. And that other one is a combination. Auntie Ann's Cinnibon Carvel? My dream. That's my dream. They call it the Holy Trinity, Eric.

Gracie called it. My Holy Trinity. Gracie was praying to it. Wait, oh, no, they're going to talk about it. They have these? You thought she was, like, picking out stuff at the other one. She was not limited to one store They didn't even have chicken cake there

Dude And I kept saying stuff And the guy working there was Run in it Is everyone? I kept going Hey you should get that You did you get that?

Crazy's like chicken cake Which is an ice cream cake With a chicken on it Did anyone take a picture And I kept yelling I might have I kept yelling chicken cake And Eric's ordering

The guy's like You get in that chicken cake? It sounds like people Wanted chicken cake He wouldn't want us He could still do it And we were outside And I noticed

It was like buy one get one Sunday free on Wednesdays. It was Wednesday. I mentioned it. The guy's like, oh, you want that buy one get a free? You want that Sunday. Why didn't we do it? Why the fuck didn't we do it?

Yeah. Because you're evil. Evil. Evil. Oh. And you're short. Oh. And you're short.

Gracie did draw on cardboard backstage, perfect life replicas of us. And Eric took a picture. I think we were gonna make a shirt out. We have to make a shirt of a merit of a street family. It's a family of five. It's a family of five. She got your guys on your hair.

She didn't know what do with me. She gave me a side words hat. I couldn't put tattoos on a stick. That's fine. But you gave me angry eyebrows so that sells it. Nick Monkey Mask, but it's the same size of her heads. It looks funny. But I figured that's a shirt would, yeah, $100?

Yeah, about $100? $150? Yeah. He's out of here. There's the first one leaving. Hey, all right, bye. Fine. I guess he's sick of it.

He took a step. He's got. I can't see him in. He's gone. He's gone. Oh, hell you out. All right. You better come back.

And get Erica Jameson. No. Straight. No. Get him three. Get him three. So we went to get three? Jesus Christ.

Hang on. Speaking of three, do you think you could go for three? Why? Let's hear. Good try for the spurs. Nick, Nick, it is real. You paid for this too. Yep.

So Michael waited. How much? Like the day after they was. Immediately ordered it. Michael waited to order it because. On the website waiting. Have a look at the left breast. Couldn't buy it early or you wouldn't get this.

No. It's got the trophy. It looks bad. It looks like shit. It looks photoshop on. It's fanatics. It's terrible. Oh, you didn't see the trophy?

Yeah. No, the bag. Oh, he threw the hat. Yeah. What hat? There you go. It says sauce monkey. I can read it.

I can read it. I can read it. We better get a chicken cake. It really hasn't been. We better get a chicken cake. To make it up to it. Hey, I ordered it the second it was available. I got it like two weeks ago.

Yeah. It's true. Oh my God, I thought you were talking about the chicken cake. No, no, chicken cake. Oh, Gracie. That's back ordered the next one week. So we go to his anti-ans. And the first, I walk in, there's no one else there.

It's fine. Whatever. and I just went, do you have the mozzarella pretzel nuggets? And the guy goes... Please God. And he just goes, um... Hang on. And then he walked over and then he walked back.

Size you want. I'm like, yes, fucking finally. Good. Cool. I'm like, large. We'll get it. No, I can't do that. There's not a lot.

There's not a lot in a large for a group of people. There's way too many for one person. So we order that. And the whole time I'm trying to order this and like just a couple of pretzels, whatever Gracie wants, these fucking Wolverines are behind me. Just, oh, what do, oh, this was this

this, this chicken cake? What about the chicken cake? The guy's going, dude, sounds like these guys want a chicken cake. Yeah, also, that's what we were looking at the ice cream cake, Gracie kept asking, is this cake or ice cream? I think I'm saying, I think it's all ice cream cake. And then Jordan goes, I never like snacklepus. Yeah. Oh, cookie pus.

It's cookie pus. I never, I never, I never, never fan. Yeah, don't like cookie pie. It kind of scares me. So we ended up getting a couple of things. We did not get the chicken cake. Yeah, bullshit. What would you have done with a chicken cake?

Fucking eat it! You eat it, you stupid moron? Eating it, taking pictures with it. No, this guy hates New York. Great. Boo. Who says most of the people out of town. Who they say?

A guy from Connecticut. Boo! I like it a lot more than London. England sends a regards. Go to hell. Fuck England, dude. God damn. So we end up getting this stuff and we're like, I will get it to go, whatever.

But then we found a little nook in the front where a man was just working to create pretzels. And the other guy in like an Atlanta Braves hat was just like chopping it up with every customer. Just talking shit and going, hey, buy one, get one free Sunday. And you wouldn't let us have it. Yeah. Who is? Wait, I didn't do it. You stopped us.

He even asked us. You know. He asked us. And nobody jumped at it. I think a lot of people jumped. Why would it be you have it? Gracie went like this and you went like this. Well, another quick aside,

Gracie couldn't jump. Oh. Oh, Gracie. Because Harry Files. Grace is on the, Gracie's on injured. Is Harry Stiles here? We invited him.

Harry? Did he make it out? If you're here, you don't have to say anything. Yeah, no, it's good, man. You want to sit in the back? I hear it out of Harry. It's good, man. Oh, cool.

You're next to Zoron. That's perfect. That's great. All my boyfriend's in the room. Yeah, yeah. So, Gracie went to a Harry Styles concert. And then she had, texted us and she kept sending us video and photo.

Gracie was so excited about this too. She kept saying I'm gonna go ape shit in front of Harry Styles. And I went ape shit. She was very close. And then she went, did I ever tell you guys about that time that I broke my ankle doing an Irish jig?

Which was like the last message she said at like 12 a.m. our time? Yeah. 12.30. And then so I woke up and saw it the next day and I was like, you did tell us the story. Is the next part of this story, you breaking your ankle dancing at the Harry Styles concert?

Yes. She just went, I'm at the doctor right now. Okay, now here's the thing I love about Gracie. Me and Gracie, we do not conform to modern medicine at all. Okay, I didn't say that. We hear doctors telling us what to do, and me and Gracie both say, no way. He's lying.

I get you a tincture for that. I get you some black powder. It won't help you, but it will curse the doctor. It will curse the doctor. But Gracie was given a boot. She was told, don't worry, it's just a sprain. And then half an hour later, the doctor called her and said, Hey, is this a good time?

And she said, for what? It's terminal. And they said, that's a scary call. Is this a good time? Like, fuck, I don't know. And they said, we found fracture. You're going to ruin my life. It's broken.

Gracie has not worn the boot and keeps going. I actually returned it. What? What are you? Why did you return the booth? Because I had to order on Amazon because it was going to be like a trillion dollars at the doctor.

So I was like Amazon. And I haven't worn it. So I returned it. She went, this ain't it, dog. Not feeling it. The vibe's off. Right. The foot?

Fine. The foot is fine. The boot's off too. Yeah. So yesterday, we walked around getting not just anti-ans. Yeah, we also didn't get ice cream. And they didn't get a chicken.

We also walked around. We're like, you know what? We got to compare this to a classic New York Street pretzel. And it was the worst fucking piece of shit. It was like not food. Gracie went.

I was just like a little like hot dog vendor. And I had hot dogs. It was like a subrette. They were great. The hot dogs were great. Michael was like, don't worry, this pretzel over here. We would ever get this pretzel. It started pouring rain.

Just standing in the rain trying to get this pretzel. Gracie takes a bite. She goes, it's like eating a sponge. Didn't have any cheese sauce? And not a good sponge. No. It was so fucking bad.

So then. Had to wash the taste out of our mouth. We had to figure something else out. So we wandered around the mall and Michael went, you know, Wetzels also has mozzarella cheese nuggets. It's true. I've had them many times. And I can tell you, based on what we just ate,

they're way better than Annie. and Gracie was rabid. Yeah. Gracie was thrilled. She said, I don't care how broken this ankle is. I'm walking around. Your first question, you were like, does the cheese pull?

Yeah. And I was like, big time. Does it? It does. And then pull it did. So this will all be on the ride along, but we wander around this fucking mall forever trying to find this

Wetzel's pretzels. Well, when we did find it, we entered hell itself. It was so, by the way, it was like, that section of the mall had no air conditioning. air conditioning and it was sealed shut. Yeah, they were sucking the oxygen out and pumping in the heat. I think it's because it was an entrance to the subway.

Yeah, entrance to hell. They refused to put air in there. And so we get the Wetzels of like a mozzarella nuggets. And Michael goes, hmm. He starts tapping on the glass because he's outside. I helped him. Knocking, tapping, knocking, tapping, knocking, tapping. I pointed it out to him, which also for some reason.

Soundproof glass at the Wetzer Putsch's punch. Yeah, you were out there and you started miming the Gracie. I know. We were like playing game. I was playing. It was a word game. I was doing a word game where I was saying, I was saying chicken cake. Yeah.

Chicken was like first word chicken. So we were, so Michael finally mined enough to get Nick's attention to order something called so good. Oreo bites. That are. That's not the right sound. Guys, they're good. No. They look great in the sign.

They're so good. Yeah, they did. Nick was thrilled. Yeah. Let him have something, man. Yeah. Yeah. Whoa.

You have an army. Yeah. This is great. Go. I love this. I like that. Yeah. This whole audience can go to Wetzels, pretzels hell.

Yeah, I'll ten of you. And I'll see you there. Nick's listening to this show. So these were like pretzel bites that they tossed in, I don't know another way to describe it. White goo? He said bird poop. It looked like bird poop. It kind of did. Bird poop, crushed up Oreos and Oreo minis. It was like icing goo,

crushed up Oreo and where it's just on a straight up pretzel. Yeah, it was like, very strange. It was so bizarre. It was like, we're going to make it a treat. We'll just take this sweet treat and put it on top of a pretzel. Yeah, put it on some dough basically. They didn't even like salt it. How do we had to get the Marnar. Of course. on the ride along,

me and Michael concocted a new treat, which is dipping the Oreo bites into the Marnar. It was so... Good. New York. It's like... Sickly sweet, and then, like, tomato, and then pretzel sweet,

and then tomato again. And then... You're an Oreo all the way at the end. Which is crazy because you made fun of me for dipping the mozzarella one in cheese? Yeah. How dare you? You pull this weirdo shit. You freak. You got mad at me. Yeah, look at you.

I got mad at you. You kind of did. He kept saying this treat's so good. He kept saying this treat so good. Gracie, you're weird and I'm normal. Why are you looking at your phone? That's what he says. That's what he goes. He said time left, dude. No, we got plenty of time. Don't rush it. No rush.

Hey, what did happen? Hey, do you guys? Do you guys? Do you guys know anything about anti-Ans? Hey, Gracie, do you know anything about anti-Ans? I love her. How would she know? Do you want to? No, I already didn't know.

No. Gracie. She knows the trap. I don't know what you're doing. You're like that. Nice try, Mr. Bird Boop. You're like that little food trap we passed twice. People said food traps out here.

There were so many food things set up on the sidewalk, and Nick kept going, food traps. And we're like, yeah. It just looked like someone just like left out. Food traps? Yeah. Let up some food to like trap something. It would work on him, probably.

And then, but it was walking like up the block. And then on the way back, he just went, still here. Well, yeah, I don't think we're trapping any people with this pad tie on the sidewalk. Why didn't you send it off? Tell you what trapped. Get a taste. Spaghetti dust. Do you guys know about the viral spaghetti dust?

Do you know what spaghetti dust is? that doesn't surprise me so when we went to this last this last pizza place there is a like board on the outside that says

see our spaghetti dust it's going viral and it's a gift shop right next to the pizza place I just kept walking by it going what the fuck is that it was like making me like sick we were guessing

and I don't know if you or Nick Nick had a guess maybe it's like a joke that like the dust from the pizza restaurant is wafting next door to the gift shop. We were really taking the secundice route from A to B on how to make it make sense. Yeah. How long I was.

I'll get to the bottom of this. So Michael went into this gift shop while we got a slice of pizza. What was the woman like in the gift shop? Oh, anyway, immediately it was like way too upscale for me, right? Where it's like, it immediately smelled so much nicer than New York City just walking in. We were like, oh my God. And then a woman came from the back and it was like being in like a makeup store or like a, like a nice cologne or

perfume store where like the woman was very like high scale and she's like oh can I help you what can I do? And I was like thinking about how do I say to this this woman and I was like what's what the spaghetti does what a fucking

stupid sentence and I'm waiting to be hit like Eric by going hey hey Annie ends you got the mom and they're going you fucking idiot and this woman she's like, let me show you. Takes me in the front of the store. She's like, it's blowing up. It's

going viral on the internet. It's this, here we have the spaghetti dust up here. It's up on a shelf. It's a thing you think she should like get out from the floor or whatever, and it's like, spaghetti dust. It was like a little thing of seasoning. It was like $12. She's like, let me tell you about that. She gave me a brief history on the

spaghetti dust. I'm listening and I was like, I'll take it. I was sold the moment you said it was real. I was, I mean, I was so, but then Just to get my rocks off a little bit more, I walked out, and I went, there was nothing. And I was like, just getting, it's spaghetti dust. So then there's a video where we go to this pizza crawl,

and we end it with spaghetti dust on a pizza. It is just, Michael just went, huh, it's kind of like if your whole spice cabinet was just in one thing. It's just, well, it's like the fix is at the pizza place, right? It's like red crushed pepper, garlic powder, cheese, salt, just in one. It's good. It's good. Spaghetti.

Spaghetti dust. Hey, it's blowing up. Guys, it's going viral. If you like, get it now, I got lucky, it's like the beans in Ocarina of Time. You're lucky I got him for $12. It's gonna be $100 tomorrow.

Buy your magic beans now. She's back there just like eating the spaghetti. Munch, munch, munch. They're going fast. Gracie knows. What? No, I was decorating this one. Huh?

Look. Hey, what? Eric, do you want to learn about anything? I want to learn about 80s. Ants pretzels, yeah. Yeah, I do. Good job. Thanks, man.

Should we read these dumb facts? Yeah. Come on. Dumb as hell. What? Annie Ann's got it start in 1988 when Ann Billier bought a stand in a Pennsylvania farmer's market. After some experimentation, Auntie Ann created a masterpiece. The same freshly baked goodness you know and Gracie loves today.

Fact taken from Annie Anans.com. See? Yes. See you learn. Wow. You learned something about 18. That was there because I put it there. In 1988, they said,

we got less than 15 years to get this ready for Gracie. The pretzel prophecy will come to pass. The grave. Yeah. From the grave, as all babies are born. 2001 is right around the corner. We have to get this ready for Gracie. We're going to go through a big tragedy.

And then something amazing. Gracie. McMillians. So it's darkest before dawn. Where were you, Gracie? Like two months old in Dallas, Texas. Yeah. Trying to capture the ultimate stoner market,

and Gracie and ends, has begun opening trio locations with Cinebonne and Carville ice cream. We know. This is the perfect place for a first date that you really don't care about, but want to see if they'll really eat a whole chicken cake which is a cake shaped like a chicken

with you after you make them dip pretzels and icing prank style New York concrete jungle where dreams are made of we gotta get it we gotta know Gracie how would you feel if you got taken on a first date I would get married there

of this and oh my god and my wedding cake would be the chicken cake yes cookie push will officiate chicken cake what did you say I said cookie puss will officiate. It's another case.

She doesn't know. She doesn't know what cookie pussy. What are you doing? She doesn't know what the fuck that is. Jordan, how would she know what the fuck cookie puss is? She's ever heard of it before? We've never talked about it before. She doesn't know cookie puss.

She doesn't know Fuggy the Whales. She doesn't know any of them. Should I? Do I need to? You don't need to know cookie push, but you know that other word. No. No. Gracie. No.

Gracie has been saying the C word alive. She knew what's coming back. You can say it. She's reclaiming it. She called it. I called it. I called it's Renaissance. They want me to say it. What? They want me to say it. Don't listen to that man. Oh, okay. The chicken cake was that was that was making sure he censors that in the episode. No, that was him applauding me. So I don't forget. He said, didn't it? I wanted to charge $20 for the poster. And I said, Eric, that's too much.

Gotta bring it down to 10. Please, please. And he said, no, they'll pay us 20. We should take him for everything they've got. He keeps saying, I don't live here, but if I did, I'd be leaving if those taxes go into effect. To a Bernie Burns style. I don't go shopping by a state-run grocery store.

I only go to the cheap places like Whole Foods. Oh, there's more. Oh, there's more. He did say all that. say all that. Verbatim. Struggles through the 2010s and COVID,

Annie Ans has seen a resurgence in interest by implementing things like pretzel food trucks and drive-thrus. Hell yeah. The stock has been up and down like a roller coaster all year with its high coming right now as we record this. It all of them coincides with a certain girl who moved to New York and keeps eating pretzels

and does not want to share. And also, she double dips and then calls out that she double dip. But that doesn't stop her from doing it again. What a Coincidence, also triple dip. Yeah, oh. Wait, did I really? There was a triple.

Triple. Yes! Sorry. You just kept going, you would dip, and then eat it, and then dip, and then go, oh, I double dipped. And then take a bite and then do it again. Which is fine.

And for a penny, in for a pound. Which is also maybe a- I'm not used to sharing my sauce. It's also maybe a thing. Yeah, if we weren't four guys sharing one slice of pizza. We want to be happy in this room. We made sure Jordan got the first bite. The second beats in.

The first one, you gave it to me first, and Jordan was like, is this going to be for an hour? And then I was like, what if Jordan bites it first next time? And every time after, Jordan was like, perfect.

I think we've settled this. Smart. Can you believe their stock is way fucking up? How up is way up? It's good. They were like rock bottomed and then in like the last eight months shot so far where it's like a high

in like the last year. It's like the most money they've made in a long time. I did it. Like this show. What's the word? Like, 20, 30 bucks? Yeah, just a... Yeah, I was...

It's one of a half chicken cakes. He was like, wow, in a long time. And then he's at a year. And I was like, oh, okay. Listen, this... When it's been going up and down, it's, like, being up is nuts. Well, when it's down, it's when Gracie isn't eating Antianns. In the Great Beyond.

Before I came back. Right. Gracie was dead. She's not on the show. She ceases to exist. Yeah. Yeah. I've never since the tragic car accident that killed her.

Also, of all the things, Gracie doesn't remember, like talking about things earlier on this very show, she comes in swinging with like, well, remember the lore that I died? It's like, how the fuck do you remember that? You asked about this Bristol shirt seven times. In the last six weeks.

I texted you. When you're on your way here, it's like, hey, what's size shirt to you what? And you said, for what? Like, t-shirt size? Like, t-shirt? We showed her the poster that we're giving to the Vibs,

and she went, That's awesome. It's going to be projected behind us, and we went, what? I thought it was going to be like a backdrop. That's not a crazy question. What? Not a crazy question. A little bit.

Legitimate response that was like, wow. And it's blown up. You're saying? No. What? Well, you said this is a poster for the show, so I was like, oh. Obviously, it's the backer. Yeah, usually you sell a poster if you do a show.

They don't, they don't project it. I thought you blasted behind it. I just don't. I thought that with how it would go. Based on what? I don't know. Did Harry Styles have a poster projected behind him at the concert you went to?

No, but he wasn't against the wall. Also. That's what we're stopping. Yeah, otherwise. Just to be crystal clear. Gracie agreed to do this podcast, like the live show. Yeah. And then went, like months later,

so what are we doing? And then I went, well, it's like the episode and she's like, but there's like people we've talked. to. I didn't know if it was like a Q and A. Are we talking to them? Don't worry. People got questions.

Like we're going to like hang out and have a chat. And we're like, no, it's the podcast. And she's like, and they just like watch it. Yeah. Hey, oh, we're on stage. Wait, facing them, how do we talk while we turn and look at each other? I know. But this is like proving my problem.

This is so. I looked at Nick like twice. That's fine. Look at him last. That's incredible. I dream of a... Who's talking right now? I have to look at Nick.

I have to look at Nick every fucking day. You're welcome. I look at Nick more than like any other person in my life. It's like my wife, Nick is in like a close second. And then it's like everyone else. Well, you guys were... How often do you toe tap with your wife? Dude, they were toe tapping.

They were tapping toes. We were sitting. God, damn. We're sitting inside this fucking 80s. We'll finish the episode eventually. And Nick has like his legs, I put my foot up and then he taps my foot with his foot. No.

And I went. It was an accident. An innocent accident, surely. No. It was an accident. So you did it though. It was an accident. So I got it did it on purpose.

But it happened. Okay. Deny everything. So then I went, don't touch me. Ha, ha, ha, ha, funny. I said, don't touch me. That's so funny. And then he went, don't touch me.

Don't touch toes. We touched toe tips. And then he went, fuck, shit. That's exactly how it happened. Nobody interjected anything. They didn't add anything. It was just him. It was over by the time.

Stacking on his own thing and was like, fuck. Am I almost trained to me? Oh, what? What? You're good. I got you, man. It's hot. And then I told him,

you know what the easiest thing to do is? Shut the fuck up. Don't talk. We touched toe tips inside of an anti-ans in New York City. And you liked it. Honestly, that could be a shirt or a hat too. This guy's toe touch tipping,

but he won't get us a chicken cake. Right? It's fucked up. Fucked up. Boo that, man. Hey, we got two facts on. I always called him. We've seen your two calls.

Oh, facts? No. No. No. No, he's way over there. You all should do that instead of read the fact sheet. It's not touching my toe because this guy's still breathing. I'll give you another cup of Jameson and then we settle this.

Three more. He gets fighting. A former employee of Annie Ann's in Cincinnati was accused of breaking into the mall he used to work out after it closed. When he was confronted by mall security, the man said he was, quote, working late. But when a manager was contacted, she said the man had been fired two months prior.

Of all the stores to play pretend in, Annie Inns probably doesn't crack the top ten for us. Well, that's not true. Yesterday, Gracie said, quote, maybe I should get a job here while we were at the Annie Ans. Gracie is gamefully employed and has sidegings that include watching a dog named ping pong. Maybe he can work there too.

It's true. Pinkpong. Gracie, ping pong. Keep telling us about a dog named ping pong and then saying, I should get a job at any hands. That's literally the same. Both my kids keep telling me they want to work at five below. And I get that.

Going to the store and having me buy you shit. Working or doesn't get free stuff. It's not how that works. You'll understand when you're older, Gracie. I want to work at Annie Ann. I do. She would get free pretzels. I would get to make them.

You get free pretzels. You'd get to make them, but then you'd have to give them away. It's her passion. Not always. You just need to start... I'll always make a second batch. You need to start... You need to start Gracie's pretzels.

Be your own Auntie Ann. Trailblaze. That sounds like a lot of work. Okay, there we go. Like, I thought about it for a second, and then I was like... Step one, make pretzels. I'm out. The district...

What about step point five? I liked it then. The district manager comes in and starts scratching his head going, we're like through so much of our fucking inventory, but like, we're not making... more money. Gracie walks around the corner eating a pretzel. I just make a second batch every time

someone orders. No biggie. I'll be the manager. No biggie. No big eating me being like also don't ask about the missing chicken cakes. Yeah and we're only going to have chicken cakes in that freezer. I don't eat them all but sometimes I share the big ping pong. Me and ping pong eating chicken cakes. Yes.

There's one more of these fucking things. You got it. You're good. You're good. You're falling apart. No. She's falling together. Yeah. Michael.

Don't forget about your little techs. Yeah. The final fact, I'm almost done with this shit. You're going to hit you with the plastic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why don't you wind up and slam him. I try it. I can't get him.

Attempting, lean in, bitch. Attempting to expand internationally. Annie Ann's announced the opening of their first ever. Australia. I think I got Michael. Australian location. Yeah, it's fine. He's wincing.

That means you're doing it right. And the target of opening 30 locations in the UK. Following suit or chains like Wingstop, Wendy's, and Egg Slot. Who? We see a world where there's an egg slot on every corner. A biscuit bitch in every home. Open wide, Australia, you little pancake dumpster. Sauce monkey has a special treat for you.

It's corporate imperialism. And you love it. Australia. That's like saying hello. It's cheeky there. It's cheap. It's gonna be hello here soon. No.

It should be hello here. Now. You dropped your technique. The international expansion of anti-Anne's is so bizarre. Like, Australia is going, we gotta get these pretzels. Like, who is, other than Gracie? Who's clamoring for Auntie Anne?

Me! Everybody. I don't think Anteans cares if people are clamoring or not. They're gonna, They're gonna show up and they're gonna endear themselves. Yeah. Just like this audience is to Eric. This one's never happened before, but it's good.

Yeah, it's pretty good. Also, when I was out there, I don't know if you've seen this, talking about the endearing audience. When I was out there ordering food for people earlier, because Nick was already getting a little scared to go. This guy had this Osama shirt he made. Is he watching Achieve-in-Hunner?

It's Osama watching Achievement on her, and then he was like, I admit though I did use AI. And I said, Osama's shirt, Achievement Hunter fan is okay. It's okay. It's just sort of what you expect from a guy who would make an Osama bin Laden watching Achievement Hunter's shirt? Hey, where do I get one? Yeah.

They, why as I was walking off, they're like, oh, they'd never sell that and went, we might. We won't. We might. Maybe in person only? We do it off the books. We can take them for everything, like you were saying earlier. Oh, my God. $20 poster, $20 poster.

Well, Gracie, those are the facts. There's so much more left. Is that Nick? No, that's Knicks. Wow. Wow, a prize for you. He gave it to me. I'll have you.

Throw Eric? No. Throw Eric, go here. Yo. You ever go out when you were a kid in Eric someone's house? If I could, I would. If only. This happens.

We've been talking about this like the last day or two where it's like we do like these live events and people come up to me and they go, oh, you're like not, you're not smart. You're like a normal size guy. And I'm like, no, nobody says. Right. That's the thing.

It's happened like twice now. Shout out to Tom who bought us drinks. Because the thing. Also, thank you. What a set of hair he has. What a head of hair on top? Tom, where are you? Tom, where are you?

No, never complimented to him to his face. I walked away. I was like, that guy had good fucking hair. Great hair. And it's the only reason we accepted the drinks. He had great hair. Yeah, great hair, Tom. Great hair.

Way to go. Thank you for the drinks. Yeah, like, keep doing what you're doing. It works. Yeah. Also, a guy that good looking, I'll think a drink. Couldn't believe he was here. Do whatever you want to it. I'll turn around.

The drink specials, the drink specials that are here, and you should tip your bartender. I heard. I heard. No, no. That's why I threw the one out. Yep. by the end.

There are two drink specials. We had nothing to do with them. It was all Bell House. They fucking nailed it, by the way. Great job. I heard that Mom Donnie said that you can tip the bartenders as much as you want tonight. There's no limit on how much you tip your bartenders.

That's what I heard. I heard Harry Styles said that too. Harry Styles also said it? Oh, wow. In the audience? He texted me. That's pretty cool. Hey, Jordan, do you want to learn about the food?

No. That's why I asked Jordan. Sorry, I guess I don't. No. He doesn't. What? We've been asking, we keep watching, we keep walking by basketball courts

and go, Nick, you ready to get in the game? Shirts are skins. And he just keeps on, shirt, shirts, shirts, shirts. Also, just so you know, none of them that were basketball courts. No. We keep walking by tennis cords. And any of the court going,

yo, you go play basketball over there. Just get, yo, rum, go shorts or skins. I'm shirt. Put me on the nets. I already took one off. Yeah, you're good. He did. He did take a shirt off.

All right, Jordan, hit us down. There's kids here. Mozilla stuffed pretzel nuggets. The new item features the brands of soft pretzel dough filled with mozzarella cheese and served with marineria sauce for dipping. That's the whole thing. It did.

They had all of that. They sure just... Don't clap for that. No. No, clap. They sure described it. Press material is as follows. Quote,

families have always been at the heart of the Antianns brand. That's us. And Gabby's dollhouse celebrates the same curiosity, imagination, and joy that our guests love, said Carrie Christian, senior vice president of International and Retail Channels Marketing at GoTo Foods,

the longest title I've ever heard. Watching this first ever global partnership gave us the opportunity to create unique experiences while bringing a magical collaboration to fans around the world from Auntie Anz announces global partnership with Gabby's dollhouse press release. What?

That was a... Two questions. Pretty good. Two questions. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Two questions. Hit me with it. Why don't they care enough about the pretzel nuggets

to do the press release? Because they don't give a fuck enough to make them at all the locations. So... Second question, what's Gabby's dollhouse? I have no idea. Dude, she goes in. She gets small.

Yeah. What's the ears on? She puts the ears on, put your left, she puts, she gets right, something, something, she's got lots of cats and shit. It's like a blue-close. Oh, okay. There's all kinds of cats.

Lots of cats. She pinches her ears, she gets small. And it celebrates curiosity, imagination and joy. There's car cat. She's her ears to get small. Yeah. Well, her cat ears. Yeah.

She's a cat. No, no, she's not a cat. You should, here's a, she's a, she's a, she's a girl. Nick will show you, Nick, show her how Gabby gets small. She's a human girl and she wears cat. Not like that. Not like that.

She's a human girl. I think it's like that. I think it's like that. I think it's like that. And she goes small and then turns animated. Yeah. And she runs around in her dollhouse with her like cat friends. Honestly, I thought it was some sort of like charity.

No. Just right in her wallet. Right in her wallet. Charity for Netflix. Where my she'd go? Hmm. Oh. Guys, stop fighting.

He lost his privileges. Well, you're going to have to read one of these U reviews. That's what you think. Not if I throw it out first. I don't want to give her my paper. No, you shouldn't because you need these. Thank you, Michael. We don't.

Well, we have our review of Auntie Ann's mozzarella stuffed pretzel nuggets, but we need to first hear from you in a segment we call Ureview. Is it gonna play or do I do it? Are you gonna sing it? Go for it. You review.

Good. That was pretty good. Oh, I got it, by the way. It's this. She goes, she goes, pinch on my left, pinch on my right, grab panties hand and hold on toy! Oh, you really know.

Pandy's her cat. Blus Cadoo, we can too. That's what I said. But she doesn't know what the fuck that is either. Okay, so. Gracie doesn't know. What's going on? And if I'm following it correctly,

Oh, did you say blue's clues? We can too? Yeah, that's one of them. I'm turning to dust. She doesn't know, she doesn't know Steve. She watched Joe. Boo Joe, like we boo, Eric. Boo.

We missed it. Yeah, just you. We do. Jordan, send him back to California. In the middle seat. Hey. Hey, all of these U reviews, okay. I'm listening.

Thanks, man. All of these U reviews are from New York. These are all from New York City. Okay, cool. These are all, it's local, baby. Wow. All right, who wants to read the first one? It's short.

You want to do it? See, I'm in short, I'll do it. Okay, crazy, do it. She's trying to get out of you. But you can't throw it when you're done. Jordan doesn't even. I'm sorry. I need to read it after.

It's please. We'll give you plenty to throw later. There's two on the table. That's fine. Okay. Okay. I'm Walzy. Wall Z. That's a cool name. I wanted to make a purchase of a single plain pretzel at the Roosevelt Field Mall, second floor in Garden City, New York.

The associate wanted to charge me $8 up from just under $5 less than a month ago. Is this price accurate? Thanks. Walter Zuck at yahoo.com. Wait, so he literally left a one-star review to ask a question and leave his email? And then left his email Walter Zuck at Yahoo. Somebody's going to let him know. Was this price accurate? Email me back.

They wanted to charge me $8 up from just under $5 less than a month ago. Is this price accurate? Thanks. Walter Zuck at yahoo.com. I would be pissed too. Would you leave your email address? Probably.

She would leave her home address. She'd leave our address. Like, come talk to me. She would let everyone know where our office is. I would. You can find me here? 1.14? All right.

That's a field one, don't worry. Michael, you want to hit the second one? I'll hit the second one. Jonathan Pee. Jonathan Pee. When we walked into the Times Square location on 8th Avenue on 4-218. It's a while ago. 1.30 p.m.

A lady with her pants halfway down her butt and a lot. short hairstyle said quote order when you're ready what so I asked for the mini Cinebonds she yelled at me and said Cine bites or something like that aggressively twice and condescendingly like I was stupid for not knowing the name but the tag for the Cinebites was obscured behind a safety sticker she was so rude and acting so tough that I didn't mention the label wasn't visible and didn't ask her name she looked 30 to 40 years old brown skin and Abrogous black lady.

Every time. The guy who came to the counter instead of yelling at me from the back was very friendly and not aggressive like that lady. Oh my God. Employees that are rude like her with her pants sagging low like a gang member are bad for business. I'm less inclined to stop by that location now. Thank you, Jonathan. Boy, am I glad I didn't read that one. Me too.

Wait till you read the next one. It was, dude, writing a review and saying brown-skinned androgynous black lady is fucking crazy. Also, he talks about the other guy. Yeah. Just in the nicest way.

Yeah, and what do you think that guy was like, Jordan? I wonder. Hmm. Interesting. Many are thinking about what John Tanty? Well, it's weird.

He didn't mention the guy's race, so probably the same. How were his pants? Low, like a gang member? Didn't mention his pants at all? Strange. So weird. Michael, you want to hit this next one? Okay, cool.

I want to? Yeah. No, no, you know what? Jordan, go ahead. Okay, cool. Guys, I'm just reading text. Yeah. And what's the name?

Jordan, what's your... I swear I read it. earlier and it looked normal. This isn't from Vanessa J. This is from Vernessa J. This is from Vernessa J. Please. Beware of using your credit or debit card

at this location. I went to the Times Square location. I hear bad things happen there. I went to this location last week and used my card and the next day someone in there used it. Got in contact with them and I think a manager messaged me

saying they don't have any transaction for my card except for the day that I went in. But yet, my bank statement is showing two different transactions for two different days and two different prices. They didn't seem to care at all. Now I'm waiting for that charge

to come off my account. Never again, I'm eye going in there. Never again, I'm I going in there. It's nothing but a bunch of hungry thieves working in there who are used to swiping people's cards.

Stay away from the Times Square location. Lots of sticky fingers working in there. I wish I can give them a negative zero on the review. Negative zero. Wow. That's worse than zero. Negative zero. A bunch of hungry thieves.

This place was filled with a lens. They're working on any ends. They should be filled up like crazy, eating every second batch of pretzels coming off the line. Just make a second batch. You don't have to steal cards. Just like a second badge. We're stealing cards. Our fingers are sticky.

We're in gangs. I kind of want to go to the Times Square location. Sticky fingers. Maybe from the Wetzels pretzels Oreo bites. Oh, yeah. Very sticky. So when I started these U reviews, when I started putting them together,

writing them all under your pseudonym. Yeah, Bernessa. And I told, I told Jordan and Nick, I found something that made me sit up and go, no fucking. fucking way. Last night. We have a bonus you review. Jordan, this is, this is from the New York location. Oh my God, I just looked at the name.

Can you fucking believe it? It can't be him. Hey. No. Oh no. Guys, they let Daniel L on a plane. I got, I gotta read this one. How? No fucking way. Hey, I gotta read this one. It's not like, oh, someone used the same. name. It's fucking him. It's him. Gracie. This guy leaves like the, um, me thinks this Kung Power Chicken is not savory reviews in Houston, Texas. He's all over Houston. Oh, no. I found him in Auntie Ans in New York.

You can't escape him. I don't have access to his profile. This is pure happenstance. I swear to God, I'm scrolling on my phone and found this and went, no way, no fucking way, no fucking way. And it's him? Daniel L has left an anti-Anne's review for, I believe, the Times Square location. The one with the thieves? I'll read it. Okay, Jordan, you got it. Daniel L, our favorite, writes, fail.

Or, as a fisherman would say. Yeah, Tim. Out. Right. Or as a fisherman would say. say, out of office, gone failing. Nick is piss. Do not question

his genius. The credit card machine was having some issues, so the genius decides to use, quote, the Russian method, which involves clubbing at an object, hoping it starts working, then grunting heavily

as you scratch your chest. That's the New York method. And consider why the flying Spanagan. Getty Monster hates you in technology mixing and polite company. I hate this guy. I hate this guy. The point of the 21st century is that you don't need to carry common people paper money.

Even commoners have iPhones these days. Online banking? No paper statements? This is the future. Thanks for making me late just because I said, Ooh, pretzel. I want. He was overtaken with the spirit of Gracie.

It sounded like Nick, right? Isn't that crazy? No, it fucking didn't. Ooh. You're taking, Daniel. Next time in the PS or P-Station, depending on your cultural sensitivities and usage preferences.

No idea. I don't know what he's talking about, guys. I swear. I will not want a pretzel no matter how delicious it smells. Bad and bad. Jesus Christ. Bad.

Daniel. It's not Ant's fault. Holy shit. I can't believe it. Daniel L. goes on tour. Daniel L. went to New York, reviewed in anti-Anz. We're doing a whole fucking show. What was it, by the way? What the fuck did he say in this whole thing?

What was this point? I'm sorry. He took too long to ring him up. Something didn't work? I'm sorry. Are you talking about the Russian method? Yeah. No, I was thinking of the PSP station. depending on my cultural sensitivities and uses of preferences.

I have no idea what the fuck that means. Yeah, you wouldn't. Get him. Boo, Eric. Boo, Eric, indeed. Wow. Eric and Daniel. Can't believe it.

Well. You guys hang out. We can't believe Daniel L. flew all the way here to leave that review. That rules. I totally understand the hype and why you were so excited. I was so thrilled.

To let them know. It had to keep it a secret, which was the worst part. But those are, Your reviews of anti-Ans, but we have our own review of anti-Anz mozzarella stuffed pretzel nuggets. Let's get Graces out of the way first. Yeah, Gracie, what did you think of the mozzarella? You can sort of talk about the other pretzels that we had.

Do whatever you want. Do whatever you want. I honestly. He's trying to make you. I know. He's trying to make me control. The next 25 minutes are all yours. He's trying to make you lame.

He's trying to make you lame like him. I know. You don't want to be lame like this old guy. No. 40. 40. years old. Gray hair.

Gray hair. Now, I will take it from everyone else, but Nick shaking his head, yes, is a bridge too far. I'm a monkey, bitch. Little Nick? Not a gray hair on me. Young Nick. They're white.

Jordan, we're looking pretty good. They're white. I don't feel so bad. Gracie, what did you think of the anti-ans mozzarella stuffed pretzel nuggets? I loved it. I really I think I had like half the cup

You did yeah Yeah yeah yeah As I should And what did you think of them Compared to the New York Street pretzel Oh my god It was a sponge but it had like dirt specs on it It was probably like

And I will justify most pretzels That one was disgusting It was dry flavorless And it also had like rain on it Who the fuck wants to to buy rained on pretzel. We can't do anything about the rain. I'm not blaming you.

I'm just saying that's why it tastes. Well, the pretzel was rained on before it even started raining. There was a lot of reasons. It was a taste of cheese. It had no fucking cheese. That's huge. Sometimes the salt tasted bad on it. Yeah, the salt was not very good.

They messed up the salt. He had Yoohoo, but Gracie didn't want the Yoohoo. No, I didn't want you in a can. What is that? Ew. Ew. Is that chocolate milk? What is that?

Because chocolate milk is crazy. Well, it's chocolate drink. That's disgusting. It's a Yoohoo. What's chocolate drink versus milk? It's not milk. Like water with chocolate mixed in? I mean, yeah, kind of.

That's actually disgusting. Like probably the grossest thing I've ever heard. Hey, they could hot dogs in that water. You're in the wrong spot. Well, what did you think of the anti-ans mozzarella stuffed pretzel nuggets compared to the wetzel stuffed mozzarella nuts? Did you see the cheese pole I have?

Did you fucking see the cheese bowl? I was the only one of a really good cheese pool. I wish, see, this is why I wish we had a thing. The thing, and now instead of the poster, we'd be showing the cheese. Cool photos. How would we be playing video? Hey, hey, listen, dipshit.

In my head, a lot was happening. If we had the thing, this is where, you know, whatever the hell we're saying, it appears. It kind of goes from our mind and it pops up back there. Like a movie? Subway servers is playing. Nick would move it. Down to the bottom left, subway servers is going. We're about to check out that sick new OJ doc.

Oh, do you guys know about the OJ talk? A couple days from now. What are you doing? All right, quick aside on this. We were watching, we were at the bar at the hotel last night, and on the NFL network on a TV that's so fucking blown out and fucked up, there was a commercial for, I guess it's a documentary that's coming to HBO Max,

where they investigate and sort of break down and interview everyone involved in an O.J. Simpson prank show from 2006. It's called juiced. Who is he pranking? And what are the pranks? He's dressed like a clown, and he's like, They were scared to death.

It's fucking crazy. We were talking and hanging out, and then I looked up, and it's O.J. Simpson dressed like a clown doing this. Yeah, and just like white-faced clown? It just makes him seem even more murdery. And I was with Michael and Nick, And I just went, what the fuck is this? We watch this thing, and it's like,

relitigate the trial of O.J. Simpson. What? With his prank show from 2006. How does that relitigate anything? We're going to find out. It comes out in like three days. It does. We can't wait.

Fucking crazy. Do you know who O.J. is? Yeah. Okay. I shouldn't say that, like, enthusiastically, yes. Hell yeah! Hell yeah! That's not what I said? Gracie's like, 06, I was loving that prank show.

That's what it's from, right? That's all he did, right? Fucking crazy. Anyway, he said he didn't do it. We got to take him at face value. Yeah, well. He wrote a book. You just can't stop talking about how it was like...

Anyway, watch the ride-along for Gracie's mozzarella cheese pole. It was so good. We need to get to these... I need to get to these ratings. Anyway, George, what do you think? What do you think? I don't, I honestly don't disagree with Gracie.

I think if I were to rank them, it would be the Wetzels. Right. And then the anti-ans. Yeah. And then, um, probably like a very big gap. Sure. Like, the largest gap you've ever seen. Sure.

And then that street pressure. Sure. Yeah. But if we're just rating the anti-ans. What do you think? But just the anti-ans. Um, it lacked, it lacked some flavor. I think it was, it was seasoned with,

Herbs and like cheese stuff but like this part serious this is why y'all came This is the part just like anything you just got a part Chad wanted us to clip out and say just post it by itself Everyone wants to see the review bro we can knock the show it in two minutes yeah You're expected to dip it and get the flavor that way yeah but I tried it without first and Because someone was triple dipping yeah and then Gracie was triple-diffed we had two sauce We had two we had two guys there were two Nick and Gracie were each holding one yeah and I'm looking at it Who do you want to fight they're like on their second piece? I held it out and there's a half the sauce, like, tunneled out.

I'm just like, dude, I don't. I held the sauce for you. It's fine. I don't want it anyway. I don't eat the cheese anyway. And they're going, hey, it's fine. He held the sauce for you. Yeah.

Something nobody asked him to do and was not needed. I'll just keep it next time. Hold it. Yeah, hold it for it. Yeah, hold the sauce. But, but at least the sauce at anti-Anse was like at an edible temperature. Oh, yeah. The whistle sprats,

I think it's because that room was the area where it was so hot. You know, so was the mariner sauce. We're like holding it going like, fuck, this mariner sauce is so fucking hot. Bro, it was like lava. It was so hot. Gracie opened it and just like fire and steam shot out of it. It was crazy. We would dip our pretzel bite in and take it away and steam would still be coming off.

It was crazy. It was like raining and then steaming it. It's like, what the fuck? You bite it and go. Ah, aye, aye. The sauce is just so fucking hot. The room we were standing in, I'm pretty sure was a giant, like, vacuum-sealed bag.

And they were sucking all the oxygen out as we're standing there. I'm like, oh, I'm getting light-headed, dude. You can pass out. Oh, it's getting harder to breathe. The wettles were also, like, way bigger. They were way bigger, which I tipped you off on because I'd eaten the wets. Michael had let us know the wettles were the way to go, so we found him and had to check. Also, the regular pretzel that we got for Manteans was just, was really good.

The pretzel was good. They did such a good job. The dough is, like, kind of sweet. They put the butter on it. The salt's perfect. Look, it's crack food, but it's good. Yeah. Yeah, it was a good pretzel.

The nuggets, though, not that hot, I'm to be honest. Not bad by any means. Just, like, kind of lacking flavor. Like, so then it just becomes all texture. And you might as well get a pretzel. Honestly. You're missing out. You're just eating bread.

You're missing out. You could be having a good pretzel instead of an Nugget. Yeah. And so I think when there's better options, 48. 48. Yeah, I agree. Grazie was going to love this thing no matter what. I mean, yeah.

It wasn't that good. The Wetzels is great. If you want it, go over the Wetzels. It's a 45. 45. Get the pretzel. Yeah. That's not right.

Hey, you're welcome. You're welcome. Don't go. Well, I'm sure some of you did. Oh, who did go? Who tried this? Okay. Wow, even Tom.

Just in with that. Don't yell numbers because we can't hear it all. But it's like I loved it, boo, like, how do you feel about it? Okay, that's a lot of this from the ground. That's maybe a 50-ish from that. I feel like they rated it higher than us, but not much. It's mad, it's fine.

It's mad, it's fine. It's mad, it could be good. All food can be good. All food could be good. It can. Give it a chance. Eat some stripping a partner. He gave it a chance.

We're rating it because we fucking ate it. Oh, yeah. Give it a chance, man. What the fuck do you think we're doing? You only ate it one time. You got to eat it five times. We tried to give it a chance. We tried to give the Spurs a chance.

We sent you to the game. They lost. Don't bring it back again. New York. I can't relive it. Well, oh, gee. Hey, that's an average rating of 46.5.

How do you feel about that, Gracie? That's, like, actually fucked up. That's fucked up. You know what that is? That's double 23. You didn't have to love them, but they were not 46.5. What would Gracie, on scale of 1 to 100,

what would you have rated it? Like, 93. What the fuck would you have rated the Wetzel? Like 100. You think the Wetzelianians are only seven apart? Yes, they were great. 93 and 100. They were great.

I would have gave the Wetzels like an 80 or something. Yeah, I'd probably go like 70. 93 or something on the what's three and a hundred so gracey well why'd you ask if you didn't want to know the tree Oh, I wanted to know Like what? Well Gracie Play with your SpongeBob I am I have it we gave it a 46.5 Gracie gave it in 93

It's true Okay, okay, okay, you can't trust just anyone with the self-truth We can trust me if we make it look easy. Hey, it's just I'm trustworthy. If Auntie Ans was a 93 and Wetzels was 100. Are you gonna ask about the street pretzel? What was the street pretzel? Like six.

It was a six? You think it was higher than a six? I'm surprised it's as high as six. Oh, okay, like one. Yeah. Wow. What is he fine? What are you there?

What do you want to say? What do you want her to go for? You're obviously not happy with my answer. Which do you say? Which do she like? Please, what colors are favorite? What do I do? You tell me about glee.

I'd be dead without them. Stay tuned. Gracie was in town, like right before we came here. She's like, I'm coming to Austin. And it's like, what kind of defeats the purpose of us coming out to New York? But that's okay. Well, next time I won't tell you when I don't want to have you on. I know.

That's not right. He didn't want. He said we got to do that. Jordan. Guys, we're going to see Grace in New York. Why should we have her? No, it was Eric. It was Jordan.

This is bullshit. Who was it? Who was it? You are skating free. Yeah, well, no, he's not. You guys. So we filmed, who has the I Don't Hate Gracie shirt? So, we filmed, we filmed some stuff with Gracie, including a retro reads where Jordan found a bunch of glee magazines for Gracie to go through.

It was the best day ever. Yeah, and who left? Oh, I was out of there. The one with the gray hair. What's the point of having Gracie? Oh, she's coming? I got blazes of the boot. Yeah, he has plans.

I gotta go. And I gave you weeks notice. It's true. We did a 100% treat. We also did a Gracie's Gifts. We also did this magazine show where Gracie said that she wouldn't be here today if it wasn't for Glee.

And Michael went. It's not what I meant. It just came out wrong. It came out wrong. It came out wrong. It came out wrong. Hang on, let's pause there for a second. This was like two minutes in a minute.

It was. I think we had just started. It wasn't what I meant. Just, I want to clarify. Usually when people say something like that means they would have killed themselves. And just like, what? No. No. Not like that. And that. And I never

wanted to do that to myself. I never thought about doing that. I guess I should say, well, it made me who I am today. That's very different. That's different. And a better thing. I got a little frazzled. I got a little frazzled.

I didn't. I understand. But we'll have... You were frazzling. There was glee. You were excited. Exactly. We'll have all that stuff

coming out really soon over like the next few Saturdays. Also, I only just didn't want to do an episode. I thought we should film stuff. I just didn't think you should do an episode. Because we're doing this episode. Well, clearly you weren't happy to have me at all.

Yeah, I only bought you five Glee magazines that you then brought home. You should have let him hang. They are and just lay at my house. Honesty's the best policy. You've been lying to her this whole trip. You lied to her like five times just. You told her we were all.

gonna wear suits today. This is true. Y'all did lie to lie. You know that conversation. It wasn't me. And no one isn't matching stuff. You guys were matching shirts for a second. Gracie said that she wanted to dress us all in the same outfit.

Gracie said that she wanted to dress us all in the same outfit. She was saying that back since she was in Austin. Yeah, I wanted to pick our outfit. But you can go to 100% eat dot store for merch or go to the back of the venue. Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate it. Please, if you're buying something, tip your Sherston's.

She brought her own jar with her. She did. Pretty good. We have the I heart soft pretzel, but it's I soft pretzel, soft pretzel shirt. It's true. Gracie saw that and went, whoa, how do we get that? We also have a really awesome poster that I'm so thrilled that we don't know. There it is.

And then. I wish. And then the VIPs will get one also. You can subscribe at patreon.com slash 100% eat. Oh, also. So, I forgot to mention when we were talking about. Shout out to Timothy. Oh, yeah, Timothy, thank you.

Timothy Nugent. He's the one who designed the Spice Rat, like, design and everything. He came up with this. Yeah. Thank you, Timothy. There you go. Yeah, there you go. And the Spice, the Spice Phoenix.

Yep. The Spice Rat Angel. Yep. So you can subscribe at patreon.com slash 100% eat at the $10 tier. You get the Michael Jordan podcast every week and every old episode also. But you can subscribe at the $100 tier. and we have a lot of people who did that when we had a contest.

Yeah, we're not taking a week off for the live show. I can tell you that. We got a lot to get through. We don't have time to skip any, so we have a couple of shoutouts to read, Jordan. Here they go. This one is from Burrito. What?

Barito. Who offers a hammering. For my birthday, all I ask is for Nick to deliver the sickest burn he can think of off the top of his head to little short old man Eric. Get him, Nick. I heard he didn't want to have great stuff.

Wow. Suck shit, little man! You didn't get that? Oh no, I got... I heard all of it. It just cut me to my core. Did you hear it? It cut you even shorter.

Nick, Nick, you'll also like this one. Yay! We have one from Seth, who says, I originally wanted to hammer the monkey for the Micah Parsons trade to my Packers. However, that idea died when the team's tied last season. Instead, it's fuck Jerry Jones in particular. Yeah!

Sports. Yes, I'm following. Yes. Thank you. I don't know what the next part means, but it says some Packer owners may be racist, but at least I don't have a photo of my dad heckling the Little Rock Nine.

Enjoyed dying before the Cowboys went another ring, idiot. Bro, that's a hammering. That's true. Jerry Jones's dad. Is that for real? Oh, yeah, he's in a picture. Yeah. Heckling, really?

Like when they're like walking to school and shit? Oh yeah. Oh, Jerry Jones' dad? Not happy about that, I bet. Holy fuck. And that's your team? No. Which you review did he leave?

You let you review? Which review did he write? He said that there was an androgynous black woman. Jerry Jones's dad? She was trying to go into a school. Fucking. Wow. I didn't know that.

Last one. Chris. AKA semantics, says, Fans since episode one, not pilot. You've got... I figured you guys had some kinks to work out. You got me through COVID, a job change, family loss, and bad depression.

Y'all effortlessly make me laugh. Thanks to the Bug Kings, the community, sauce monkey, of course, and Eric, I guess. Dude, that's great. Thank you, semantics. That's crazy. I'm glad we help with that.

But as you're reading it off, I was like, I've got all those. since we started the show. So if you want a shoutout or a hammering or what have you, Patreon.com slash 100% eat the 100% fan tier. Thank you to everyone who entered that contest. A weird cuck couple came and, yeah, but, and they were great. But is the OG cuck here?

Is the OG cuck here? Evan, is that you in the back? Thank you for your continued support. We appreciate it. Nick still waiting for the taxes. Yeah. He can settle up. If you want to just like buy 500 shirts or something.

He said it can even out. It's funny. I walked out earlier to meet Gracie because she was coming after us. And then I walked out the front door. And the one person who was walking up was Evan. And I was like, oh, hey. We run into him like three times since the cuck-check experience. Oh, yeah, you just keep showing up.

I'm all for it. Yeah. But it's also funny because the last time Gracie was, He's in Austin. Oh! That was good. Are you all right? You got two.

The last time Gracie was in town. She was asking about it. So you mentioned Evan was here. I need it. Gracie, he's here. Yeah, she can believe it. There you go, Gracie. Well, if you want to follow us on Twitter Instagram and Blue Sky.

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Oh, no. Oh, they got it that way. The guy in the front row just reached. Yeah, show some... Nick's in five, Nick? You're going in five? We better get going then. They ain't going back!

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