100% Eat - Graysie Got the Zoomies %% Chick-fil-A Pretzel Cheddar Club

Episode Date: September 9, 2025

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If I drink a Dr. Pepper. What are you saying? I can burp. Excellent. Welcome to 100% eat the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. You probably do. I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co-host. Jordan, how are you?

It's been quite the ramp up. Just like, it's been exponential in the last five minutes. We've all been relatively calm. Yeah, but I feel like there's been so many things going on around. Gracie, and things happening to Gracie, who is here, that it's just, like, exploded exponentially. Yes. Gracie ate, and then she got the Zubis.

Yeah, that's really what's going on. No, I mean, I haven't eaten since breakfast, so I did. Nick, we want to see us, not the whale, thank you. Oh, wait, I like the whale. There's a big of a whale. A little killer, what are we talking? It looked like a blue whale. Blue.

I don't think went like this, like, what's he talking about? Bull coin this. It's like the whale. I didn't see a whale. I didn't see a whale. I didn't thought you did. I thought I did. Anyway

Today's been a fucking big And we also A fantastic guy Not for me It's getting better It's getting there Oh it was a whole bunch of shit But also we did a whole

Like out of the office Michael Jordan podcast Yeah, trying some shit So like we've been busier than usual We've been here a little bit longer than usual We will so have for this week There will be a regular Michael Jordan podcast with Grace Yes correct

Yes we did grace We talked to you about it she didn't want anyone to hear that that wasn't to be heard she was making sure if she had learned something or not can you hear can anyone hear me I also burp

I love to burp it's 7 11 at night we have this whole episode to do then another Michael Jordan podcast then I think we're going to get Gracia milkshame we're going to be open house in the neighborhood

You like ordering things. Remember? You like spending money. This guy and her. It's too much. I know. I know. I think I've said before that like I always like a Gracie episode because I don't have to do as much. You got to do shit.

I don't feel like I have to, I guess. But yeah, you guys have at it. But you still leave just as drained. How does she know that? Because usually when we're about 45 minutes in, you get. At 40 minutes in, you go, you're draining me. You're draining me again. She's flipping someone off.

Hey, fuck you. Take that. You got to watch the ride along. Gracie teaches this new way to do middle. And then I get carpal tunnel. In the other hand. Can you do this? I had carpal tunnel in this one and then I was doing this.

See, I can do, I can do like lock. Is this a finger in the vulcan? Oh, God. Oh, God. You don't like that? Oh, yeah. That. I think it's, I'm like part double jointed.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. What she did will happen sometimes. If I'm like, my finger just hit the wrong thing and I'll be like, I'll have to go like that. I don't know what you would call it, but sometimes my thumbs get this thing where they get stuck like this.

Oh, really? Oh, and then you kind of got to be like that. Yeah, but it's like, I'd apologize if I could. And I'm like this. It's just getting a little dislocated. I think it's that. I think it's like from being on my phone, too. Oh.

I was, hey, by the way, we went to Chick-fil-A and I had the pretzel cheddar club sandwich. I just want to get that out of it. I had something else to say, but I forgot it. Okay. In four seconds? Did you tell us? Michael, Michael, I don't know what I was going to say.

Wait, I didn't even remember. It was something about carpal tunnel. What was it? Is it carpal tunnel being on your phone? You showed us that your screen time burping? You showed us that your screen time was eight hours and then asked if that was a lot. Don't tell them. What were we talking about just a second ago?

Our thumbs. Free carpal tunnel. You said something right before carpal tunnel that made me think of it. Oh, brother. she has by the way I've been introing she has already lost the third conversation

they were having in four minutes she said what we're talking about yeah on our podcast on the side the Gracie Jordan podcast this is the one we need to release

intuitive episodes you just put like a line right here cut it and then my God here's the pretzel sometimes this is how I here's the pretzel

cheddar club a episode And here's the bee If you want to hear anything about the sandwich Probably on this side The bee would be blowing up viral Yeah but who would be B Me? Oh okay

Yeah over here obviously Would it be blowing up on? You would be What are you on today? I'm telling you she ate It's night time she's got the zoomies She's got this blanket The blanket does not help

It does not help everyone else It's so soft Last time she was here, she said, it's, wait a minute, it's so soft. It's from Amazon. It feels like a sheep. They can hear me right now. I needed, I needed to add something that was like $15 to a cart so I could get next day delivery for something at the office. I was like, oh, Gracie said she needed a blanket. So I do.

I like to have a blanket with me. You did so you got cold. What were we just talking about? Like five conversations ago. I mentioned dislocating thumbs. Do you know people who can like dislocate their thumbs? Come on, we can't lose Michael. You're trying real hard.

You're not losing me, I'm getting pushed off the boat. We're not doing the fucking board. Stop drowning, bitch! Stop drowning! Don't fall overboard! You missed it. The episode that we did yesterday, which came out last week.

You threw these away? Calm? No. Fuck you. We went to Shake Shack. We went to go get the hot dogs. Are they not always there? They always have some hot dogs

These were like their summer specialty hot dogs It was the day they changed over their menu They didn't have the food that we were gonna eat Beer fucked I said I think on the episode We just went cheeseburgers Yeah we ate cheeseburgers whatever Did you get fried pickles?

It was the fried pickles It was on the guest burger Yeah she's so sad You made her so sad Now you've got a shitty chicken sandwich But we said that there was no way There you got to do it right We said that if you were there for that episode

there's no way we could have done the format because it would because it literally was the last thing it would have been justified yeah why were you there yeah

she threw out my format I'm sorry I didn't realize that was over there throw them all out no it's crazy day it's not crazy day

it is fucking crazy day it's crazy day we've somehow like Michael Jordan podcast is going here or here there's no way we're staying here

It's crazy day It's not crazy day Yeah it is Oh my God Someone needs to pick those up We went to a new chick fillet We went to a new chick fillet And it has the thing where you

Only go outside There's no inside It's huge inside They're trying to pretend they're Sonic Yeah That's where they keep all the games For Playtime They do have games for playtime

There was a sign that said if you want to turn Dinner Time into Playtime Talk to an employee God no Team member. That's right. Team member. Like a team.

Yeah. It's my pleasure. And I am sad we didn't play a game during our wait. I'm not. I mean, the game we played

was telling the same lady we're not in line. Yeah. Oh, that is true. By the time I clocked and she was like standing behind everybody. Again,

she was standing behind everyone again. Yeah. But she was there for a job interview. She was. She was. And then it was being

conducted out in the open. Yeah. Well, where else are you supposed to conduct it? Yeah, you can't go inside. There's no inside for anything. Somebody tried to go inside. Yeah, I saw.

I watched like I do it. I said team members only. Yeah. I fear. I fear that's for team members only. Get the fuck out. It was, uh, it wasn't that crowded. It was dinner time.

There were a lot of cars flying through that drive-thru though. They were getting them through. That's what they do. That's what they do. They are fast. We ordered. That's why they don't want people inside anymore. It's nuts, dude.

Because they dedicated so many resources to the drive-thru. just like, it doesn't make sense that people comb in the restaurant. It was five of the pretzel cheddar club sandwich meals. But you just want to say pretzel club. With, yeah, with this cherry berry

Sprite, they made, I was like, okay, we ordered it all. She's like, do you have to, you have like a thing to scan for points? Gracie and I were talking. I'm like, Gracie, do you have your thing? Oh my God. Oh my God, yes.

It was like an event every minute or two. You had the drinks. handing them off, crazy, you got it, and went, oh my God, it's gorgeous. That was your exact quote. It's gorgeous. That's always my word. Gorgeous. It was better when you shook it.

Yeah. When this step, that first sip was like, it was raw. You have to give it a little. I was like, it burns and you're like, it's stabbing me. It was like more carbonated than a sprite, which is very, it's like the most carbonated. They made them in, like, if you were watching her, she's like, oh, don't go anywhere. I have to make your drinks. And it's like, it's Sprite.

Yeah. They have like a whole thing. They're like scooping and making a potion. Yeah. They're making like a potion out of it. And then it took a while for them to make. They put it in the cauldron. They said the magic spell.

Yep. All of the cherry berry was on the bottom and all the sprite was on the top. So we all drank it. Jesus. We all drank it. I know. We're almost there. Not really.

Not near any. We haven't left the driveway, dude. We all drank it and drank the cherry berry. Nick sucked off the top and he just went, it's just Sprite. he's getting more i will say and i said this i think in the ride along he's becoming more defiant he said that it's his brand

that's when he went it's my brand because like even if he never he never straw up now it's like nicks has a drink and he'd be like everyone look not that he not that he didn't do it before but now he does it

and he goes it's my brand when we got the on the Michael Jordan podcast that we did earlier today. Without you. Yeah. I heard. We got the new mountain do like slush.

Yeah. Oh, to Tocco Bell. Yeah, we won't. There's a drink, but there's a slush. We got the slush. Nick couldn't drink the slush just through the top. He couldn't suck your slush. But he had to reluctantly ask for the straw.

Didn't want to ask for the straw. Yeah, but then what happened? He got bravery. He got bravery immediately because he's not used to straws. No, I get it. He just sucks too much. He drank his drink so fucking fast. Did you see me with my first berry lemonade?

Why do I keep calling this lemonade? I don't know. They have a berry had a limited option. You can get it. It's bright. Damn, we should have got one of each. Fuck. We should have got 16 drinks.

They also had one that had ice cream. No, 20. 20 drinks. I thought about asking for a second drink, but I didn't. Just door dash it. You like to do that. You love spending money. You love, you love ordering delivery, I think is what she said.

I love ordering delivery. You love getting delivery. You're going to do it for the bread. And we are doing it for the bread. That will happen. So there's an idea. I don't know if we talked about it on the show. Don't ruin it.

Don't tell them something. People have something to look forward to. They were surprised. What do you want people to come back and watch the thing? Throw all my good ideas out. What are you promoting it? Is something we're going to do or promoting it? Someone's going to steal it.

Can't you just promote that it's going to be a live stream? No. No, it's kind of, you kind of incentivize people. On September 16. We're going to do something live. That's all you need to know. Okay. What we're going to do?

It won't be this. It'll be similar. I hope not. Oh, wait, sorry. I could go totally off topic right now. You could? I don't believe it. Hey, first time for everything, huh?

I also want to do that thing where you get a cardboard box. Don't tell that. I was this any different. You're pitching ideas that we're talking about that we're completely going to do. That's the thing you tell me. people about. The idea

is you don't tell people. Michael, may I finish? You're being very much. Yeah. I'm not letting you talk. This idea would also require probably some DoorDash. But the thing where you get a cardboard box and you put all the Diet Coke's in there and you have to guess where it's from. Oh, yeah. It's like bottle can. Yeah. Could you

do that? Would you do that with Dr. Pepper better or? Diet Coke better. Diet Coke better. Do you think you could do that? No. Oh, I thought you liked it. I like Coke zero. I like Coke zero. I don't think anything with Diet Coke You lost me there She lifted the microphone when she was

Saying her idea But I think it made a sound because he went like this Oh, I'm sorry No, no, you're all right He'll fix it Are you all right? Are you all right? We'll see

How many Diet Coke she need? Take the edge off You want to pretend to suck the battery again? Eric will door toash you look Coke Zero He loved it So on the 16th We're going to do September of September we're going to do an idea

it's like September 9th right now when this comes out August 20th not when this is coming out I don't have the calendar well that's what he just told you right yeah right but no one preface and we were also telling you that we were like pretty recording because

but he told you and you rebut you rebuked you rebuked him where are you going you didn't even tell me tell us where you go I'll tell you later I'll tell you later I'll tell you like Later, are there blankets there? It's secret to, like the live stream idea. Where Jordan is traveling is just as secret as the live stream, where we want people to watch. They will, it's the thing.

On September 16, they love y'all. You guys could literally just say, I'm going to sit in a chair for 10 minutes, and they would come watch. Some people won't. You're giving us too much credit. No, I feel like they're loyal. She's been doing this for everything. I was like, I always do it. You want to go do that new movie that came out?

I saw the trailer, it just said, movie. Come see it. I saw it about. What I heard is the guy sitting in a chair for 10 minutes. God is good. No, I did it in the car for the license plate, but I'm forgetting what it said. What happened? What was it?

What happened? He doesn't know I was going to edit this. She's talking about five walkoo three. Oh, cool. That's right. I don't know, man. Hey, John, do your stupid announcement. A show is happening over there, B show's happening over here.

And then we'll talk about the license play, Gracie's off. Get me out of you. On September 16th, there will be a live stream for the release of the Switch Forks. They're back. We're going to eat the Switchforks. There's going to be, I guess Gracie will be here and something will happen. Okay. What would it be?

What would it be? It might have something to do with Eric's love of ordering delivery. It might involve DoorDash. It could be anything. So that's why you need to see. Comment below what you think we're door dashing. You let you know. You better be there.

She got so mad. She got so mad on the drive. Who's names on the fucking piece of paper? Come down. Calm down. No. No, no. It's probably on their summer, right?

Quickly on the drive over. we saw a license plate that said... It was a different, like, Michigan plate. Water, wonderful water? Water, Wonderland. Water, Wonderland.

And we went, where's, what is this license plate? Gracie reads it as like if it were one word. Five Oahuaku three. Like, 50, KU, three.

Oh, it's five of walkoo three. It's Michigan. Yeah. It's a Michigan license plate. Five Oahuaku three. Gracie, I wasn't struggling with reading the license plate. Nick, Nick was that, anyway, how do you spell Oakland?

Don't work, never mind. I don't know why my mind immediately just went to Biblewaku 3. See it, read it. There you go. Yeah, you said, what is that? Yeah. That's a Biblewaku 3.

What do you mean? Are you stupid? I love today I'm gonna have the hiccups back who what did I do well we gotta get on the floor we gotta get to the facts

do we gotta despite your best efforts I can just make up facts hang on that's what Eric already does you could produce this show would you produce an episode of this show sure would you yeah I kind of forget how to do it

but sure if if the only requirement was you need some kind of of paper for us to go off. It doesn't have to be this. I have to have a document. It doesn't have to be this structured. I can just, wait, wait. You can make it be whatever you want,

but it has to be on paper. Would you do it? Because I'll send you this and you can just do whatever you want with it as long as there's something to refer to. What if it's digital? You can make us say whatever. Yeah.

What if you do just... Okay. I'm going to be very clear on this rule. The only stipulation is it has to be on paper. That's the only rule. I don't think it has to be on paper. I just think it has to be written down. Yeah.

You can do it on a computer. Something to refer to you today? Yeah. Yeah, like in English. Yeah. As I'm trying to circumvent this monkey paw here. If you want to refer to, can't be a shiny object. Something on paper to be referred to.

Yeah. Works. The way she is going. That is what I didn't want you to say. Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. You know what?

I think I could have pictures. I can do pictures. I can do pictures. Maybe that's it. Maybe I just make a collage. all these photos and I have to decide what I'm talking or like well is that what the show is I think that's like that episode is like a psychiatry

what is this what is this what is this what are you show you're doing a war shack test the Burger King Roershack test the burger king what the guy it's the guy from watchman Roershack don't worry about it Boershack Hey do you guys want to Roershack Hey you guys don't want about Chick-fil-A

face. Let's learn about Chick-fil-A Hey, he wrote Chick-fil-A today I did, and I wrote Chick-fil-A Philips. You all wrote Phil opinions. No, the last three episodes, he's not updated. It's been fucking up. It's just been saying pop-by.

Over and over and over. Are you dumb? Gracie, I've had a rough couple weeks. Why? It's been living's been rough. It's been hard. What's happened? I am a busy bee.

But tell her about it now. Let's put this story. I want to know what's going on. I'll save it for your war. What is that? Both fucking did it. What is he when I hold it up and it says regulation. What do you see here?

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learn more at scotia bank.com slash banking packages conditions apply Scotia Bank you're richer than you think what are your thoughts on him Should he eat the pencil? Should he eat the pencil? No, he sees that. I don't want to eat a pencil, so why would he? There you go. There you go.

What are you? All right, hey, let's learn. Let's not. Go ahead, Michael. That was funny enough, watching Nick just break. I wouldn't eat a pencil. Why should eat? I don't.

Besides, I guess he said he'd eat the pencil. Besides him losing the bet He said I'll eat a pencil if I lose this bet What was the bet for? I'm not on that show. I just know he lost. Don't remember at this point. Oh, how long ago was this?

With the first year? It was like episode 16 of the podcast. Let's get into this. Pulled up. I don't think I came around until like episode. Can you have, do you have enough way to just like play that content? Shriffing. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Scribing. 11th. Jesus. all on of that show. Dude. It's like 68 of regulation. So it's like 280 or something. Rude as things you've ever said.

I was actually wondering about the old shit. I was just, you know, I wanted to hang out with it. You got caught up in the movie. Yeah. Yeah. You got fired up. All right.

Our last Chick-Filley episode was on July 23rd, 2024 where we ate the Chick-Foulet maple pepper bacon sandwich. You received an average rating of 49. Not this appointing. Yeah. Yeah. Remember, it was another episode that I think we recorded at the guy's studio, like in his backyard or whatever. The one that was a while ago?

Yeah. What's that? The place I went to? The place with the trampoline? Yes, the place with the trampoline in the woods. No. No. It was a different one.

It was a different backyard. Yeah. But different back here. With all the instruments everywhere? Yeah. That place was nice. That place is really, really cool. We were trying to.

We definitely were like playing with a Uri jingle. Yeah. We were playing with a piano or something. You came up with a different Ureview jiggle? It's a long time when I came up with the Ureview jingle. How does yours go? You review. No.

No. Why do you think that's what you sing, Racy? I came up with that one. Grace. Right there. Ding, ding, ding. You review.

And Desee. Wait, is that really how it happened? Just give me the next fact. I don't know. I didn't give you one fact. I just said what score is. God. All right. In an update to a previous story, no word on the lady who got

her name, it's burned. Oh, that's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. I thought you type it again. I forgot. I think a dash there would help. No, that's how it. We got it. No word on the lady who got her name it's burned by spilled

soup from a chickfil-a last year. How long do name its take to heal? Does Dr. Monkey have any name-it's advice? Let have a look. So this is confusing. She spilled coffee like in her clotch, like in her lap. It was soup, hot soup.

I spilled soup all over my name it. She said it went over my arm, my legs, my belly. You name it. And then we just went, oh, all over her name it. I don't even think she said you. I think it just said name it. It was her attorney who said it. Yeah. Yeah. It was like

a weird type of one. This is very hard to read. She spilled soup on her. All over. Yep. On her person. On her name it's. All over her name it's Call it what it is Her name it's

Yep It was pretty brutal Pretty tough I found my name on the paper Okay All right well we'll get there Go ahead Toledo Ohio Chick-filet

Hired an 87 year old man named Beebe And he claims that he'll work Until he's 90 Um buddy with the way Social Security is going You might have to You might have to

The exclamation point is like It was faded I was seeing through the back of the paper. I'm falling apart. In all seriousness, he's going to die making fries. We're calling you now. He's going to melt his sacky name's clean off. Beavie, no.

Not being prepared to read payments in the middle of a sense. It's like reading you reviews. It's like, like quotations or something put out. It's a, it's this video from like a local like CBS affiliate going like, And here's Beebe, and it's him walking around to every table in the chick flake going, hello.

Why is this the poor story? I don't know. Everyone's like, we love BB. And I'm just like, this old man has to work. 87. What location is BB out? Ours? Toledo, Ohio.

I just said that. I was in the back. I didn't listen. What? I listened to the rest. I didn't listen to the Toledo. Okay, she heard an 87 year old man. It was ready to laugh at it.

No, I picked up at 87. That's what I'm saying, because you're like, I'm going to laugh at this guy. for something. Probably. He's going to die or fall down. His saggy name is. Yeah. I knew.

That's like saggy eyebags. Yeah. Whatever thing closer. You got it. Saggy eye bags. Bitch or whatever. It was something funny like that. It was pretty good.

Yeah. That's how these go. Totally. Isn't the format great? Yeah. I've all seen the guy on TikTok that works at Chick-fil-A in the drive-thew that blew up? No. Like a popular or exploding?

Anything's possible there. I'm going to ask you. You just showed me. He just showed me in an airport on fire. He didn't explode his name instead. Me? No. No, but go on?

I didn't say really. I just laughed. I went, um. Chick-fil-A blowing up. What was the question? Yeah, what's he do? What did you do that?

He's one of the guys that stands in the drive-thru and takes your order. Uh-huh. Does he do anything funny? He just like has a big personality. That sounds awful. Sorry I spoke. No, no. Not you.

He's saying, he's saying that man sounds awful. Not you're awful. He said he hates my order sounds like an awful experience. He hates that man. Eric's just put the fries in the bag out. He's a grinch. Look at him. I'm a real grink.

I don't think you can say that. He can't. My mind with so many places in that conversation. I watched it happen. Trying to like keep up with everyone. Like she was looking at the same thing. Her eyes just started going like this like a chameleon. Yeah, because I was trying to focus on you,

but then you said something that reminded me of something else. Yeah. Oh. When you decided to put the fries in the bag and I was thinking of a sponge rub going, put the money in the bag. That is literally. Grace is telling you a story about this TikTok. You're like,

oh, I wouldn't look like that. And she's going, La, la, la, la, la. That's actually happening right now. She's gone, Oh, dude. Would you sell? It reminds me of a sponge bob bit where he was, like, walking. He's going, la, la, la, la.

When they're in the. Jesus Christ. In the, you're in the goofy go. I'm a goofy goofy goooooooey, goooey, goooey, goooey, goooey, no, that's from the episode. Like, turning white. I don't know what that place was

It's not coming back Patrick goes Anyi-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-dh That's from the movie We were cracking up We were cracking up We were the only ones laughing in that movie theater

And then the only thing They got the kids was boob Spongeboob Nice But we were backing up the whole time Oh you already talked about that We told them about the movies Yeah

Don't take it out on me I'm here No! You already did that in my car If that top came off I would have started fucking crying I would have fucking cried I would have actually peed my pants

Oh my god Oh next fact I know where I was I should probably just start back at the beginning At another chick-fil-A location in Ohio There has been a quote Teen Chaperone policy implemented by the store The policy which was shared to Facebook states

that no one under 17 is permitted in the restaurant without an adult and if they have no guarding with them they will be asked to leave. Good move sharing this policy on Facebook the things teens are actively checking. Heard they're gonna post it on Zanga and Live Journal next.

Gracie, do you know what Live Journal is? Anyway, Bibi should drive over and kick some teen ass. Bibi should take care of business. What? So it's a Chick-fil-A near a high school? That's crazy. Yeah, and they're like,

these high school kids, they're giving us so much money. Whoa, you can't come in here. Any time of day there has to be a person with them. Yep, that's insane. It's like how certain stores have policies about like school, not more than one school child in the store

at one time. Wait, what? Yeah, but this is like way more insane than that. You just say don't shop at our store. It's just the thing. No one, school child? Yeah, like young children. Yeah. Kids like, if it's like 19 year olds or whatever. If it's next to a school and they're like, they come out after school and go straight to the like the corners.

store or something. Like one at a time. Yep. Yeah. Like buy your skittles and leaves so that way you and your friends don't steal the skittles. Yeah. But this is...

Don't come in the store at all. If you're 17 and under, you're not allowed to decide the Chick-fil-A? You need an adult for chick-loor- Is it a loophole? Can you go under-dry? Yeah. Yeah. It says under 17.

Okay. But if you have your learners permit, you have to be with a parent to drive anyway. I'm just reading your facts. So that kind of takes care of it. Oh, you're right. Crack the case. Totally. Only one more fact, Gracie.

You don't think they thought about that. But I'm not in the next one. Do you know what Live Journal is? Do you know what Dead Journal is? Do you know what Zonga is? Let me take a guess. Okay. It's Zanga, right?

Live Journal is a platform where you can journal live. I mean, except for that last... Except for that very last part, yeah. It's just like a blog. Wait, that's kind of live. Like, you can live blog. I could right now.

I mean, you could. No one would enjoy that. If it's live, there would be no post. Yeah. No, that's not necessarily true because some people are like, my post is live. Live journal. As in my post is on the internet. There you go.

That's kind of what the name meant, but it's not like live. Wait, so was I right or was I wrong? You were so right, Gracie. You got it. You're right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm being pedi.

Dead journal. Yeah. Is. When you post dead. That was the quietest this episode's been. I almost made a bad. People crashed their car. wondering what was coming next.

A dead journal. Yeah. Just say what you're going to say and we'll edit it out if it's bad. I was going to say a eulogy. Oh. That's not that bad. That's actually pretty clever. That's actually a better idea than what Dead Journal was.

It was just live journal. But it was dark. Yeah. It was just like night mode. Yeah, the page was just in night mode. That's really the exact same. Live journal you were supposed to pay for or get an invite to and dead journal was just free for everyone.

Like black web, live journal? No. No, it wasn't black web. It was regular web, but it was also like the year 2000. Yeah. So it was a popular thing. Yeah, recent. I wasn't even alive.

I can't call it. Right. So I would say it's not recent. Yeah. Thank you for calling it recent, Casey. Thank you. I really, that was actually the nicest thing you've done all day.

Anything for you all. Caroline Powers of Ashborough North Carolina has celebrated her 100th birthday at a local chick blade with family friends. I know what this is going. And her favorite chicken minis. Yes. A regular at the restaurant. Ron. Power said, the first thing I do when I wake up is get dressed and come here.

The people who work here are wonderful. Hey, Beebe, you hitting that, you dog. We know he always liked his women a bit older. That's got to be a real small pool at this point. Oh, my God. Bebe and Caroline. You hit him. Can he even?

Surely he can't even if he does they would blow what happened They would turn to dust I think they would just break Yeah you break I think they would just explode their hips would come out People are definitely hitting it B.B and Caroline style 87 year old animals are like the highest SDD right in America Yeah, she's right about that but I don't know if they're like

I don't know if they're like 87 100 100 yeah I don't know about that. I hope I live to be 100. Yeah? Okay. Kind of. We're going to live. We're going to ask everyone I care about this. How long are we living? What is like 150 or something? Yeah, yeah. Something like that. What do you live into? That's what I just said. Yeah, yeah.

We've all decided. But you didn't pick one. You said one. I was asking him what it's said. We decided that we're going to be like 130. We're going to be like 140 years old. So that way we can go, hey, remember like 100 years ago when we were doing face? Yes, that was the joke. I want to be like, dude, remember 100 years ago that one time? When Eric got mad, I'm going to be next year. When Eric got mad about Mario card.

You heard about it recently because it was my birthday and I said, I said, I want my birthday wishes in 200-something days. It's when Eric turns 40. Yep. Oh, and it was at the SpongeBob movie we talked about it. Eric being hot topic. I mean, I talk about you turning 40 all the time. Yeah.

Are you so excited I can get. It's a favorite topic. I've felt nothing since turning 28. 28 and on has felt like nothing. It's all kind of the same. The number means nothing. It's like when you're shutting down. I feel like 50 is going to be the time.

Not because it's 50 because you're just going to be like, oh, fuck. But you're going to let to 140? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Honestly, I thought I was going to be dead by 35. Why? It just felt like I was wired to like. What did you think was going to happen?

I would stroke out and be dead by 35. What you thought was happened was he looked at his life? Why do you do any like stroke inducing behaviors? I just, living. just me in general that's it he's just a little more like wired up than other people you know yeah I don't know if you notice it's a little high

strong yeah I don't know if you picked up on that yep if you're like a great example of that earlier where we were talking about like doing the Michael Joy podcast and Michael was like so how are we doing this because we were going to split up at one point and Eric was like here's how it's going to work and then I said like

something and you said I'm I'm talking. This is not how it happened. And you said, shut up. This is not how it happened. And then you listed the whole process of how it was. And Michael goes, I just want to know the first part. And I was like, I was like, that wasn't for you.

That was for Eric. Here's what happened. He asked a question. And then everyone kept talking. And then I said, everyone stopped talking. That's just how it goes. And that was it. And then I just had to lay it out.

And you were done. But the thing is you didn't have to lay it out. Had to lay out. That's what I was all laid out. And then we all got. So you would not lay it out. And then it was all laid out. And I'd have going,

Where am I going now? What am I doing right now? Where we go next, car? And you went, hang on! Yeah. We're going to go to the car. We're going to go down. It's going to be fun.

We're going to drive. We're going to go. We're going to get this. It's going to be fine. Nick's going to call out some roads. It's going to go back. And then we're going to film it. And I'm going to get in the car.

Yeah. Flew down the stairs. Uh-huh. What if you like woke up a new person? That would be awesome. That would be so much. You were so low-strung. No, you were even more high-strung.

Oh, no. You woke up, you woke up and you realized you didn't used to be stressed. I like your little. Yeah, he'll never be that, ever. Aloha. Are you that? He'll never be that. Are you that?

No, I'm not that, but not this. What would you say you are? I'm not this. I, my, my problems is my, like, stop flipping me off. Sorry. My problem is my neuroticism on things to be the way that they should be.

and eating away at myself for things that don't really matter but it's different than like it's not like situational based it's like I'm so fucking annoyed I have to do this because I have to do it this way but I don't want to and I know no one else is really going to care and now I'm annoyed

yep that's what eats away at me and keeps me up at night and you live a very annoyed life yes I get I call it night screams when I go to sleep at night because all of my stress and issues I put it in body And because of my like serial killer as tendencies, I can just turn it off as I'm doing this right now None of my problems are a concern right now because this is what is happening right now Can I finish this is what's happening?

That's a callback because I'm in the zone. I'm working right now I'm not thinking about the hell that's waiting for me outside that door But at night when I get sleepy night dreams all the boxes come on the ghoul Float out. You grab me down. And you scream in your sleep? No, I'm not asleep. I scream.

That's what they're night screams. It's not sleep, scream. I sleep fine. People like, I have nightmares or whatever. I'm just like, I wish I could have nightmares. I wish I could go to sleep. Gracie's questions. May I revisit your serial killer tendencies?

What are those? Yeah, it's just like weird shit. Flip and switches. Flip and switches, turn them off emotions. It's a lot of like this job's fault. Yeah, I just... Damn. I became...

Why'd you point at me? Not this job. It's the thing I never did. But when I started doing it, I was like, I was just like, oh, man, I'm good at this. I'm good at just being like compartmentalizing you. There's like a switchboard of like 80 things and like a human being shouldn't be doing that. I don't think it's like a healthy thing. And I can do it like that.

Like when we did the live show and I hadn't slept. Dude. And I went like that. Today when we did the drunk show and I had 80 glasses of wine, which I was drunk. But that stream ended and then I was like. It was like watching somebody cutting the strings off a marionette. All my switches were switched. Are you okay?

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This is it The day you finally ask for that big promotion You're in front of your mirror With your Starbucks coffee Be confident assertive, remember eye contact But also remember to blink Smile, but not too much

That's weird What if you aren't any good at your job? What if they dim out you instead? Okay, don't be silly, you're smart, you're driven, You're gonna be late if you keep talking to the mirror This promotion is yours. Go get them. Starbucks, it's

It's never just coffee. Do you know what would help him, though? What do you see? What can I do? We could, we could teach him about the food. Hey, I promise that's not going to home. Eric, I don't know if you're serious. He just said you're a little too high-strung for him.

I don't know if you're serious, but like that would not help Michael right now. Read the room. Read the room. How are you in a blanket? Jesus Christ. It's so hot. It's like 10 degrees hot over there. Damn, people turn down the AC.

You should see how hot it is in the nicknook. It's bad. There's no air flow over there. I believe that. You have reason to be upset. It is. Thank you. Yeah.

That was the face of peer permission. You can turn that up. It's going like so slow. I can still see the blades. Hey, you want to learn about the food? Yeah. Take it away. Whatever.

A successful test. in Raleigh, North Carolina, last spring. Wow, last spring. The pretzel cheddar club sandwich is now launching nationwide due to guest, with a capital G, demand. The sandwich features a toasted buttery pretzel bun. Very buttery. Slice tomato, even if you don't ask for it.

Cheddar cheese, strips of applewood smoked bacon, and a side of creamy Dijon mustard sauce. They do say side. Put it on your, put it on, Chick-Blay. A guest with a capital G, because it's the first word of the sentence, can also choose their preferred filet to customize their taste, original, spicy, or grilled. We all got spicy.

We got spicy. We all got spicy. It seems like it's the only one that you should get. And the cherry, berry, and Sprite. Mm-hmm. A sparkling mix of crisp Sprite with delicious cherry, blueberry, and cranberry natural flavors. I don't taste any blueberry. No, me neither.

But I kind of taste cranberry. I do taste cranberry. It's a whole ass mix. Yeah. The blueberry does not. Not at all. Not at all. Well, blueberries are the most subtle of those flavors.

I'm eating blueberries going, where's the blueberries? Yeah, right? Blueberries, my kids eat blueberries all the time. I'm like, this barely tastes. I learned a horrific factor. recently. Oh, yes, go ahead. Larva. He's about 340. Are they larva? I, well, yeah.

I think... Nice screams. Larva can be inside of your fruit. Okay. Oh, yeah. Even after you clean them. Yeah. Oh. I mean, if it's already in there, cleaning the outside, I didn't help.

So I just recently learned this and I was horrified, but it appears to everyone else already is. Well, I mean, it's not like, you know how many bugs you eat unintentionally? I mean, you're not... A lot of bugs. Like, the fruit that you're eating... I just ate a bug.

The fruit that you're eating, like, day, today isn't going to have the larva that you're afraid of to eat. But it's going to have another kind? No, no, no. Like, it'll have a cool kind. In general, like what you're eating, you're not going to run into this problem. You're going to be just fine. You're not going to have larva.

There are no larva in any of my fruits. There's no larva in your cotton candy shakes. There's no larva in your chick-laced sandwich. Because you're going to eat, you're going to look at a peach or whatever and you're going to know, like this is not, this peach is gone bad. That is what you need to be worried about. Is just like that. saying an even non-bad fruit.

Have you ever run into that in your life? No, but I also wasn't looking inside the fruit. Yeah, but you're eating it. You would, right. But you would go out. I'm eating a larvae. I feel like you're thinking about, like, these things are inside, like blueberries or eating like a bunch of them.

It's like larger fruits, like melons or like oranges and stuff like that. You don't need to worry. I get a lot of oranges. Right. And you haven't eaten any larvae. There's nothing to worry about. But maybe she just ate it too fast. I won't even tell you about figs.

Yeah. What's wrong with him? Nothing's wrong with them. It's just how the... Who is in there? Who's in my pigs? Who's in my figs again? Sometimes the figs get, like, pollinated?

By wasps that crawl in them and die. Are you? That's what a fig is. Wait. Yes. That's what a fig is. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah.

I didn't either. Yeah. That's why there's some debate in the vegan community. About whether. What about the mutants? They're doing that? Well, I mean, they're from figs. What about the new?

Yeah, they wouldn't be. Tell me about the newtons. Tell me about the newtons. Well, you got your figs. Yeah. And you got your Newtons. What about the Fig Newton's. Here's that press material.

The Newton part's fine. Hang on. I feel like we're doing some press ourselves. Uh-huh. For Fig Newton. Yeah. Um, yeah, ad. Hushaggag ad.

What was that in my head? In my head, Lorba. Who's paying for that? Muggets are the same. Hey, you want bugging. You will see... Are they the same? Am I right for thinking that?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That larva are maggots. Yes, that a maggot is a type of larva. Yes. You don't need to worry about it. You're not eating maggots. You're fine. Go back to you 10 minutes ago.

Now you're just like, now she's just worried. You're fine. They're eating bugs. I'm eating bugs. That's not going to make me calm. Knowing I'm eating bugs you're supposed to say. You're not eating bugs. You're not eating the bugs like you're saying.

What kind of bugs are eating? Like spiders in your mouth while you're sleeping and shit. flies like those you do eat all the time as human that's actually like an urban legend sure okay I have always heard that but where would the spiders be coming from everywhere the walls the floors ceilings cars they live with your car I don't know where does spiders come from I sleep with mouth tape so I'm safe that you know what you are saying I have mouth tape because I bought it because the box look real cool it looks like a burglar oh I bought the I I didn't want to spend the money on, like, the real one.

So I bought, like, hospital tape and I just tape. I just got, this is what I love. I just got duct tape and I just started throwing it on there. Yeah. Oh my God, you look like you're kidnapped. That's a kidnapping photo. Someone, someone sent that and says, I have Gracie. That's crazy.

He's in there and say, good night. Sleep. Gracie's not having night screams. What an unhinged photo That was last night Gee, what a failure Jesus Good night

Because I was recommending The mouth taped in my eyes And I texted her so far so good That's a ransom Jackson's answer there And then here's what I recommend Through the tape So far so good with that photo

It's fucking crazy Hey Gracie, how's it going? So far so good So far so good what in god's dude every time we hear

we're crazy she shows us a crazy picture oh yeah no it's no it's pretty good but that

that friend has like the legit kind and I also tested hers out recently you tested you tested I'm out you took it for a test drive

did you give it back to her I'm trying to get it to move I can't find she's looking at pictures I can't find it this is what you want did you see this

no no What? Let's go to the press material. Let me read the press material real quick. He must have fucked up. Well, we are always looking for ways to surprise our guests with the capital G with new and unique menu offerings. And this year's fall lineup presents even more opportunities for guests with the capital G to customize and make them their own. Said Allison Duncan, director of menu and packaging for chick-fil-A.

What a cool job. Our guests with the capital G demand for bold, fun beverages. is only growing in cherry berries return, now with a bubbly twist, brings something fresh and unexpected to our lineup. The pretzel cheddar club sandwich offers the perfect compliment. It's savory with layers of flavor

that feel indulgent yet distinctly Chick-fil-A. She's just talking about the fucking drink. Yeah, it's just the drink. The guests demand it. She don't give no damn about the sandwich. Nah, no. No, the sandwich is an afterthought. And this is where I was trying to look ahead.

Well, we have our review of Chick-fil-A, but we need to hear from you in a segment we call this anymore. You review. You review. So that was pretty good. She changed it up. Yeah. Yeah, girl.

What are those? Do you see what it says here? No fucking way. I was wondering why the sheet looked so small today. Yeah. Damn, we got a fucking book. Damn. Teach her to sign his homework.

This is a novel. What is wrong with you, fuckers? Who wants to read the first one? I call not doing the third one. Okay. You can read the first one. It's the shortest. I'll be Kayla S.

Okay. Become her. Does she wear mouth tape? I bet. She wears mouth tape, but she must scream. I did. When I was using my friends, I was like, oh my God, what if I have to scream

in all the night? What if someone comes in to kill me? You did have their job for them. Exactly. That guy's like, did you tie yourself up, dude? That'd be awesome. Am I hurting myself? by doing that.

Gracie, I suspect this is one of the many faults. What else could possibly be the problem with covering my mouth while I sleep? Yeah, it's true. I only see benefits. I slept like a rock. I passed out, you could say. Absolutely disgusting.

I ordered a chicken sandwich, period. Took one bite, and inside of the crusted chicken was wrong. Oh, man. Church's chicken would never. And neither would a real Christian. Please check your children's food. Mr.

Manager Jeremy said it was uncooked fat and the rest of the sandwich was cooked with this face. Fat isn't pink. The man clearly has no kitchen etiquette. As he walked over to the 100, 1,800 number. Okay.

As he walked over to the 1-800 number on the wall, he asked me to call, am I becoming dyslexic as we're here? You're reading the word. He said that he wasn't going to refund me and then tried to offer me another sandwich which I kindly declined because who in their right mind

would take slash eat another sandwich out of that kitchen. Jeremy then decided to pull $5 from his register slapped it on the counter and walked off. Ben White Chick-Fleigh needs another manager. A real Christian would not do that. Not like churches, a real Christian restaurant. It's called churches.

Hello. For a reason. But the Ben White Chick-fil-A is the only one that has the cheese sauce. Oh. He's doing something, right? It's important to know. I don't know if it's actually the only one,

but it's the only one I've been able to find them. And she knows where they all are. He's probably dealing with something. I've looked for the cheese sauce at quite a few. Some of his problems are bleeding into this episode, but he's doing his best to keep them out. Sometimes. Don't compartmentalize.

He's trying. Let's the feeling slow. This is part of the episode. See, there you go. I'm working right now. Jordan, do you want to read the second? Yeah, thank you for doing me this favor, Michael. Yeah, no, that's fine. I plan

on doing a third one. Here's Steve H. Okay. Oh, dot, dot, dot. Chick-fil-A. I'm going to start my review by only focusing on your food and restaurant. That's really where you should stay. I kind of start the finish. While the chicken here is okay.

One star, by the way. The portions are so small that I have to order several meals to get full. What? Me thinks is about Nick. Several meals. Nick said he was full today. Not even two. Several. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Sometimes the crust on the chicken is very soggy. I also think the chicken is sort of bland and could use more seasoning. I'm honestly not sure why so many people enjoy eating here. The waffle fries are horrible and way too salty. This guy is so long. This guy sucks. Yeah, he's the worst. I'm sorry.

This place is a constant reminder of why I try to eat local and stay away from corporate chains. Also, dot, dot, dot. the restaurant is closed on Sundays I don't know why anyone would turn down business for a whole day but these guys do it I think it may be something to do with the religion of the owner of the business

but honestly I prefer my chicken with no religion involved chicken be with you these guys however seem to be anti-gay marriage and I keep expecting to see Adam and Eve themed toys in the children's meals you do you expect that

you can get better chicken at almost any chicken joint in town, there is absolutely no reason to eat here. In fact, I'd advise you not to eat here at all if you can't help it. So why did you go? Why does he go often? But also, that's not focusing on the food and the restaurant. He didn't focus on the food in the restaurant

at all. But also, no point was this like and this is why I decided to go there this one time. You know, like, it was a bit. He's just like, let me tell you about Chick-fil-A and then ranted and railed against it. Immediately. But like, why are you going? So why are you There's going there. While the chicken here is okay.

Here's my thesis statement. Anyway, here's something completely unrelated. What? Also, the waffle fries are amazing. They're great. They're great fries. They're great fries. We have one more review, and it is a little bit of an essay.

This is, now, keep in mind, this is an Adameney toy with your chicken? I got, I got the Adam eat toy with your chicken. I got the Adam... Is that what the... I keep getting manger goat. I got the fucking... Manger goat. I got baby Jeep.

I got two. So it's like an Adam and Steve situation. I got Mur. Oh, freaking tense again. Hey, no, you didn't. Yeah. No, you didn't get that. Not here.

Try again, idiot. All right. Don't start spreading that rumor. Don't get pissed. Janisha? Yeah. Janisha A. Here we go.

We're starting off with a bang. The same way. The other one. Oh, Chick-fil-A. Oh, how you all failed me. course I visited this location toward the end of breakfast, maybe even like at 10.20 a.m. Okay. The line was extra long in the drive-thru.

So I figured, why no, just order on the inside? So I'll just cut to the chase here. Cutting to the chase here. All right. There seems like there's a lot left. Dot, dot, dot, dot. I waited in line and watched several crew members behind the counter as they attempted to help the customers.

Well, there must have been a lack of communication or something because initially there were three cashiers. Then all of a sudden there was one. What? One cashier with a line that grew very long on the inside two. Not to mention the cashiers were a bit slow. I thought there was only one. You can imagine I was extra angsty and thought Oh sorry. That's why I said it with a question about it. She wasn't getting bummed down. I don't know. You can imagine I was

extra antsy and thought due to the slow line I may not be able to order my breakfast. Four count yeast rolls a parfe and an iced vanilla coffee. Breakfast of champions. Well, after waiting for what seemed like eternity, I was finally able to order my items. When I told

the cashier what I wanted, she rang it up and the cost was too much. I had actually only told her the yeast rolls at this point. Well, long story short, this seems like cutting to the chase again. She decided to get a manager of some sort to help her out. The manager was very

rude to me. Oh, no. She told me I had to get the chicken minis and be charged for the whole thing or I'm out of luck. I told her that I can't eat. I'm fasting and I often get sick from the chicken, especially with it being fried. What does fasting mean? It means not eating food. No, it means it means getting for useable. and a parfait and a coffee Yeah, I'm fasting Oh, I can't eat this chicken I'm fasting I told her how all of the other chick flays That I go to have this option for me I asked her if she could somehow then charge me

For that meal And since I didn't want the whole meal Could she sub out the iced coffee And parfait for the hash and minis? She said no, no, no No, no She told me that I just had to pay For what they were willing to enter

And that was that How rude! At this point, I didn't want to give them any business at all. I did want to keep them informed on how to ring up another customer's food in the future. So I went to my car, I grabbed the receipt that I previous had, that had my meal rang up right from another Chick-fil-A. All in all, the manager kind of dismissed me and just kept it rolling. Never have I ever had this type of treatment at a Chick-fil-A. I definitely won't be visiting here again. I actually highly recommend that the manager get trained in customer

service. I meant I know it was busy, but the manager had a major attitude with me. So much so that my husband was surprised at the treatment that I was receiving as well. Oh, thank God. There you have it. So, hey, TLDR. Cut to the chase. Let me tell you.

Also, long story short. Just. This is up there for the longer ones. She's the worst. And also, it's up there for one of the longest and like, not even that, like, nothing crazy. She's just her just going I want to pay for this and change this And they went

And they went No we don't do that I'm fasting I'm fasting Give me my yeast roll so I can fast Give me all four of my yeast rolls In a parfait Fasting means

Give it to me quickly Yeah dumb fuck just go buy Sister Schubert's rolls Yeah Don't you don't know about Sister Schubert In her rolls You can have like 18 of them Oh that's a good shit

I was also going to say like you said it but like scared yeah is that okay I think one of the craziest things is that she had one that she had a receipt from another time she did this you know what

it's not crazy and we're not that crazy and showed it be like this is how they do it but that's my point too the person's like it doesn't matter what another

Chichifley does that doesn't matter yeah all that matters is what's happening we're not gonna do it all that happened already and she went I know I'll go get the receipt

and I'll come back and continue this conversation This is how I can be right. Yeah, though literally when I don't want to get in business but I do want to I need to train their manager let me go get my receipt

from the car. Excuse me, excuse me. This is how it was right. This is how it was ranged up for me last time. Well, that was your review of Chick-fil-A. We have our own review

of the Chick-fil-A pretzel cheddar club sandwich and I suppose the Cherryberry and Sprite as well. Jordan, what do you think? I myself. Yeah.

do try not to go the chick-fil-a as often as possible for personal reasons but your wife's vegan gives you the shits because I'm fasting

so I'm hesitant to give them a win okay this thing is fucking amazing okay this sandwich is so good I know I was pretty lukewarm on the Wendy's pretzel pub

yeah I think this thing blows that out of the water wow just for me personally Okay. Um, it's kind of weird they don't give you the mustard. It's like the little packet on the side. Put the mustard on it. I'm not going to put all of it on there.

No, I'm also not going to put a lot on it. But how is it different than any other fucking sauce ever? If you don't like it, just say no mustard. Yeah. The idea of like, well, we don't put it on in case you don't want it. That's every fucking sauce for every sandwich. My hunches is they only have it in those packets and they don't want to open up a I think it's every time.

I think that's probably orders one. So they just make us do it. Yep. Anyway, it was really good. Their waffle fries continue to be good as well. This was a great meal. 90%. Whoa.

90. Nice. Nice. I hate to do it. I understand. Michael? It absolutely is better than the pretzel pub. I just, I do wish it had some of the things the pretzel pub had on it.

Like the crispy onions. Crispy onions, yeah, yeah, that would really elevate it. But I mean, Chick-fil-A chicken is just so fucking better than Wendy's. There's no question there. The spicy. The spicy chicken sandwich is better. The bun didn't taste as pretzely. I agree.

But it- Well, as pretzily. I thought inherently. The texture was amazing. No, no, no. I'm just saying, but I will agree, like, it didn't taste as much as pretzel like the Wendy's, but it was a good fucking bun. Like, it was, the texture was.

It was like, it's not too big. It was a very good bun. It was like a fancy pretzel as opposed to like pretzel. But I liked it. The mustard was also good. Yeah. I also put some Chick-fil-A sauce on it. I could probably do without the bacon, just because like the chicken's so big.

Didn't really add anything. It's just more like meat and the chicken so much chicken already. This is the third thing we've had in a row with bacon. Maybe that's it. Maybe we're just getting bacon sandwich. Yeah, yeah. But it wasn't bad But it was fucking delicious

I fucking loved it Nick was upset there was no cheese sauce Yeah Fucked up Well because he thought I know where you can get the cheese sauce Yeah I heard there's one place He can do it

Ben White Where where Gracie let's go They've got a manager He'll give you five bucks Get the milkshake first Oh wait we could even Doordash both

It could have been there Could DoorDash both Great You love spending She's opening the chick It's pretty good I'm gonna give it 98

Wow I knew it would be up there Wow I'll be honest I was thinking maybe 95 and then you hit a 90 and I'm like that's not high there you go It's a night it's an average score 94 94 maybe one of our highest rated ever I mean it has to be the highest rated yeah Gracie what do you think out of a hundred percent or more by the way yeah I know Sorry don't apologize for being yourself I'm gonna give it Embrace or goofy goober also I mean this was fine yeah I think a 90 fill feels good. Okay. Yeah. I agree. I think it's way up there. This is something that I would get often. I never really go to Chick-fil-A except for like this show. Man, it's really good. I would get it again. I mean, I only get when I go to Chick-fil-A, usually. I get a spicy chicken sandwich. I get a sandwich. Yeah, me too. I get the deluxe or whatever. So it's just like with the cheese, the pepper jack cheese, whatever. I would absolutely, I would just get this instead. Yeah, for sure. I'd probably lose the bacon, but I would just get this. If they had the crispy onions on it, this might be unstoppable. I wonder if they have there that you can add to it. I don't know. We'll have to do it. The only thing I missed. The only thing I missed from the most. I don't know. The only thing I missed. I don't know. The same one. The similar thing I Bruttle Bells.

Well, that's our review of Chick-Foy. What happened? It's fine with the paper too much. You got paper cut? Yep. I'd add pickle. The paper went in my... You'd add a pickle?

Yeah, why not? Double-cut. We're people picking people on the... Rehashed the room. Tough. Hey, you can go to 100% eat dot store and on September 16th the switch forks will be resupplied.

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Trister Reeves It's fucking awesome It's a hundred dollars It's 100 Hey this one's from our very good friend Madison Oh hey Madison Yeah

They're only buying it once for sure Madison That's Madison's dog It is but they're not gonna keep doing it Yeah They get Jordan to do something And then they'll anyway Right

Okay, go ahead. Madison says Madison says This goes out to my across-the-hall neighbors They will order delivery Then leave it in the hall for hours Sometimes it's just a single coffee Sitting there until the afternoon One time, three deliveries

arrived throughout the day by 10 p.m. All three bags were still in the hall. What? I don't understand. How are they forgetting about the food After buzzing the delivery people into the building? That's- And like three times in row? That's crazy! Please hammer them.

even though they will never hear this. That is fucking nuts. They love ordering delivery. And my normal would say take it. Take it. Oh, I'll take it. Madison, if you see one that you like and it's been there. It's been out for, I'd say, 45 minutes.

Oh, I'm giving it 10. 10? If I'm door dashing something, I'm looking out of the people waiting to see it gets that down. To be fair. We're just a little off the, normally the thing is like, is it okay to take it if they delivered to the wrong house? You're talking about just stealing it from something. Right, they're not delivering it to her house

It is her neighbors You're just going over and stealing it from them It's not a mistake It is, it's there I'll give them So if there's a bike sitting there for 10 minutes You just steal it? Yep

And it's mine, hey, should have brought it inside There you go I just, that's not where a bike goes But no, but based on their track record I'd give them 30 minutes Wow, 30 minutes You heard they were asking for it Yep, well I

Also once they start piling up They're not going to notice If one was missing I mean you're just You're explaining why the crime will work is all I'm saying. Like, you're justifying how you'll get away with it. Not that like, it's cool. Madison wanted us.

They won't even notice. Madison wanted us to hammer the people. It was just like, I would just steal it. Steal it, take the food. That's the hammering. I agree. I agree with Gracie. Yeah, if you don't want to pick up your food, you don't get a habit.

I think that's crazy. They're just wasting their money. You've lost your privilege. It's absolutely nuts. It's not even like from an etiquette standpoint where it's like, you're sharing this hallway and I'm sure it's stinking like food now. You should put a sticky note on their door. and tell them what you want next time.

That's a good idea. Here's what I would do if I really like the point of me and wanted to stick it to them but not take it, I'd fuck it up. I'd like, I would just like squish a sandwich or something. Oh, step on it. But like something I could get away with

and I would get my own serial killer satisfaction. We're like, and then if they do it, they're like, what the fuck? I'm like, how gross, because like depending on where they live, if like, what if the food is outside? Yeah. There's bugs and like things crawling. Then they would eat the bar.

That's how they get in the food. That's how they get in the food, Gracie. There you go. Well, Madison, your neighbors suck, and you should steal their food. They suck, but they also are, like, low-key giving you free food. Yeah, she's not taking the food. They're trying to help you. After this episode, Madison, take the food.

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7-8-7-1-4. Incredible. Yep. Oh, dang. Hit her on the list. Pretty good. We go to end, Michael? No. Well, you need to end it.

We still have the Michael Jordan podcast. Are all your planes in order? Do I need to wait? Burn, burn two more minutes. Do you have anything else you want to break before we end or destroy it? Well, I mean, you're destroying all the paper. Like, is there anything else you want to? No, that's fine.

Is there anything I'm here? It's her favorite sport. Is that? That's cinnamon. Give it to me. What did you say you've been what? I've been looking at a lot today. The cinnamon picture?

Yeah, I was still morning. You're still morning? I think about her every single day. Probably because my room is like a shrine to her. She's everywhere. Every corner of you look that girl is. Is that right? Yeah.

I'm sorry about it. On my nightstand, I have the little. crochet cinnamon. Oh yeah. And I have a little picture that my friend made up her. And then on my dresser. I wasn't gonna wait. It was her little yeah. Yeah. We could do that too. No, in hours. Okay. Yeah. Um, and I have a stuffed cinnamon on my bed. This is just turned into a lunchroom. She's a just the school lunchroom right now. This is like this is like the two or three times I went to high school. They

homeschool Jones. Yeah, I'll be honest. This is what is like at school. I'm from the I have more experience with that in the movies. Gracie, thank you for, thanks for being on this episode. I want you, I do want, he's throwing stuff at cinnamon now. What the fuck? She's in mourning. She's in morning. Rude. That's it. You're not on the breadstream. Michael!

I do, I do, I do, I want you to produce, she just flipped you off. I want you to produce it. She flipped you off. I want you to produce it. She, she flipped you off. off. I do want you to produce an episode of the show if you're willing to do it. I think you can kind of do whatever you want to. Yeah, you can kind of do whatever you want.

I mean, we didn't say how many words there needed to be. Or maybe I'll make it like a wordle. Okay. You don't have any like segments you would want to do? Like your own like parts? I mean, I would just completely derail the entire show and make it what I want. I mean, that's I guess. None of the original framework.

Would the paper just say vamp? it'd say it would just be play play that is what you did it was it was playtime that's the title of the episode yeah yeah yeah play I don't know

would people be in let us know in the comments if a Gracie episode would be something that you want because it's so but it's such a detraction from what you think they care about the food

and very unfortunately I don't know if that looks like for you Nick I fear it could get crazy oh I fear I thought that was like that felt like a threat. I know. I'm a little on edge.

Me, thanks. This does not bode well for the monkey. Boadwell. I love that phrase. Are we still going? Yeah, or are we for Michael? Yeah. Get back. You take call real quick. To what? He had to take a call. We can't end the episode without. He just said, what are you going to talk about then?

Well, what do you want to talk about on the Michael Jordan podcast? Oh, on the Michael Jordan podcast this week with you on it. We're building the trampoline? By the way, guys. There's a trampoline here. Watch the ride along. She clocked it immediately. Yeah, yeah, she knew as soon as she walked in the door.

Yep, I felt its presence. We have some, we have some snacks to try on. Good or bad. We'll find out. I'm not eating it if I don't want to. Laughing cow, pumpkin spice cream cheese. Just wait until you see what we put on. Take two, here we go.

Three, two, one, go ahead. Who's, is that Michael? Did he get locked out? He went out of that happen. How does that even happen? It's probably one of his door dashes. How did he... Was it your doordash?

One of many? It was my doordash. One of many. You'd love to order DoorDash. Gracie? It was actually the door d-Gracy? Is this the milkshake? Gracie?

This continues the streak of Michael being nice to Gracie. That's how you've ever seen anyone open it like that. Go ahead. There you have it. We'll have Grace's love to. We love Gracie's review on the Michael Jordan podcast. I feel like we're going to get the review of one second. We'll see you guys next time.

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