100% Eat - Graysie makes Eric lose it %% Carrabba's Calabrian Wings

Episode Date: September 10, 2024

Our Heroes take Graysie out for a fine Italian meal at Carrabba's. With plenty of wine and pricky pear margaritas to go around, this episode is messy. Marvel at how everyone wears Eric down to a nub and then they learn that Graysie knows the Carrabba's family. Just casually forgot to bring that up and drop it mid episode. Normal stuff. Graysie is back so it's unhinged. Enjoy. 100% Eat is sponsored by BetterHelp. Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/100Percent Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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for info on kraken's undertaking to register in Canada. Welcome to 100% Eat The Show, where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. You probably do. I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co-host Jordan swears Jordan How the hell are you tonight?

Gracie, how are you? Eric how are you? I teed her up for it. Eric? Why were you drinking when she did that? You were drinking? Eric get a hold of yourself. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm falling apart You're at a con Hopefully we use this we've got a Nick Cam. Oh yeah, there is a Nick Cam. I've used my phone. His phone is full, by the way, as we found out.

Yeah, you can be right along. Watch right along. You'll see. I don't think he likes everything camera on him. He might have another panic attack. Don't encourage it. I feel so much better. I'm so sober. What? This just in. No, you're not. Yes, I'm so sober. What? This just in, no you're not. Yes I am. Believe you me.

Fight, fight, fight. We can see you're sober. We can see what your hair looks like. You keep doing the finger guns. Suck on that toothpick, play with your hair. You are not sober. You are out of your mind. So sober. Nevermind, turns out he said it, so it is.

This is so crazy. We had All right, never mind turns out he said it so it is What's up, you got a tweet Hey it really worked out that we had Nick came cuz he spit everywhere What does that mean? Twisted T. Oh, okay. That's a tweet. Yo, check out this silver guy. He just spit. Dude, honestly, that's worth spitting for because that was hilarious. I felt it hit me. Dude, look how far it got. It's over here.

Yeah, it's under paper. Imagine if the fan was on, it'd be everywhere. It'd be going everywhere. Dude, it's a cool 70 in here. It is, nice. It's also 8 p.m. Regrettably. Maybe that's better than normal. Dude, it's a cool 70 in here. It is, nice. It's also... It's very nice. 8PM?

Regrettably... No, it's only 824. Regrettably, I'm Eric's only lifeline here today. I knew it was going into it. It's not a good one that you want, but it's all you have. When you watch this back, I want you to just... I feel like we're being well-behaved. Yeah, yeah, we're perfectly...

We're perfectly well-behaved. Here's what we did. We went to Garabas, okay, which is a fancy olive garden. Oh, we made a recommendation. You've never been. I don't think you've ever been. First time I've seen it. Oh, I've been. No, you've never been either. Okay, so Gracie and I were the only two there. Yeah. Um, it's a fancy, it's a fancy olive garden.

Mm-hmm. And I said the Blackberry St. Greas, what'd you get? We got two pitchers, which wasn't crazy. No, that was the recommendation and he was right and then right at the end I started going really pair It was it was Yeah, we kind of honed it on it early and we're like, you know when we're done with these singrias We're gonna be nothing. We didn't get out of our head. We weren't nothing

We were not nothing. We were thinking about a cocktail and the prickly pear margarita sounded really good. It did. And yeah, near the end, I said to Gracie, it's like, good thing we didn't get those prickly pear margaritas. And she's like, we still could. I said, this should be. Yeah, what if we did?

What if we did though? And then as a team player, which I was kind of indifferent either way, Nick went, I won't. And usually how it goes is it snowballs? I won't get one and I went well I have to get one so Nick gets one and then I did and so he did and then Gracie kept giving me more To help me. Let me help you. She spilled it all over me. You look thirsty. Yeah

Drink after drink poor enemy holding a cup getting it poured all over me and then I are going oh my god I'm driving home I very much I drove I didn't handle the napkin so great there was there did not right I made the decision before we ordered that Eric would not get cold summer before the sangria pitchers even hit the table I said I don't think I'm gonna be driving it's true yeah and then she was already talking about what if I could just get Before this Angria pitchers even hit the table, I said, I don't think I'm gonna be dragging my car back. And then she got gone. No, Gracie, Gracie was already talking about,

what if I could just get drunk this episode? Like before we even had a pitcher of anything. The second this Angria came into conversation, I was like, oh, I could have a lot of fun today. That Angria was so fucking good. I could have drank the whole pitch to myself. That is, it's so sweet. You're right, he's sober.

You're right, it's so sweet that you get like sick of it before like you're really done with it. But fuck it, wow. I get a tummy ache before I get too drunk from it because it's so sugary. I have more tolerance for that sweetness. So I was able to. Yes you do, because you're a little sweet freak.

You know me, I'm like, sweet. So I tap out, I'm like sweet. I go, hello. Yeah, and you did, you said hello. I'm Jordan, nice to meet you tap out. I'm like, sweet. I go, hello. Yeah, and you did. You said, hello, I'm Jordan. Nice to meet you. Woo! And the sangria was very good.

We got two pictures of it. My recommendation of the waiter, he's like, one will get you, he's like, three glasses, you know, all the way, whatever. And then he's like, I recommend two. I wouldn't steer you wrong. We're like, great, sounds good. And so I poured half a cup for Jordan,

and then Gracie filled hers to the fucking okay top well I didn't know the rules of a sangria. She said that she's going to be playing with this. I said new toys. Yeah I didn't I Know whatever you're pouring wine. There's like the rule that you go like what two-thirds the cup whatever That's not the rule, but our third a third. It's like a fourth Third of a cup two-. Yeah, two thirds, three fourths, 100%. I didn't know if there were rules, but it was already too late by the time

I had poured the entire glass. She poured, I mean, it was too- Like to the brim. Brim. Yes. And then she went- And I'm glad I did. She looked at mine and was like,

did I fuck up? Yeah. And also, like, I had already poured that before the waiter had even left the table. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was quick. For me? That was also, we were saying poured that before the waiter had even left the table. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was quick. For me? That was also, we were saying it as we were there,

that was, the service was so fucking fast. There's also no one at that restaurant. Yeah, it was pretty empty. It was a Wednesday though. But when we went to Cheesecake Factory, it's not like it was so full or whatever. More full than that. I pointed this out too,

judging by all the commotion at the back corner of the restaurant and people bagging stuff up, it seems like it's much more active to go. All to go. He tried to push, not that he was like pushing it on us, but he was like really informing us. Well, he had it. He had to tell us about it.

There's a $10 to go thing. If you want to get your meal, you can get like the same thing, like another one for 10 bucks And it was like we'll make whatever one's cheaper the cheap one. We're good Thank you, but like we're not like more food. We're gonna stay here and ruin the experience for everyone Why they put us near? Unfortunate and there was a whole restaurant available for us. Yeah, there was a lot of empty restaurant

We could have gone into And yeah, nobody would have known we were there, but they would never have known they didn't know what they were dealing with This is yeah, they didn't know they knew something odd. No, but then I walked in there was a Gracie playtime No, they didn't know it's Gracie. Nobody ever does Gracie do Gracie was asking what do you think these people think when we walk in together? Like maybe I'm your niece and I don't know if that I was Was asking what do you think these people think when we walk in together like maybe I'm your niece And then the rest of the meal Nick called me Papa And Gracie went I didn't know this was a thing you guys were doing. And he kept going, it's not.

It's not. He just keeps doing it because he's a freak. And he's freaking out and he's stone cold sober. He's so sober I had to use my phone to record a Nick cam. He's so sober he had to get up and walk around several times, several times. He said at one point, I'm gonna get up and walk around several times several times He said at one point I'm gonna get up and walk around and make sure I'm still alive Yeah, he said he got up sat back down and we were like was that it and he go it no

And he got up and walked away The picture of water and started going like this of water and started going like this. Well that was during the panic. When he walked away, when he walked away, he was in the corner of the restaurant so far away, I looked over and from the opposite corner of the restaurant he goes, oh, did he

keep doing that? He was like, I'm going for a while. He gave us finger guns from the bathroom door. And then I said, Nick just gave us finger guns and he heard me and he was like, at the end of the restaurant, and he went from and he was like at the end of the restaurant anyway From 20 feet away. Yeah, why is this? How did this make its way by? Yeah, because it makes too much noise

No, no noise no already playing with these and don't We made and sold it yeah play with it my time. Yeah, no, I don't think it was before you know You didn't work. It was during your time. No, I think it was not during I think I think it was during no way She was probably I think it was give me a date. Give me a release day We can show you the stream where I'm sure Eric was very calm cool I give me some of your drink without pouring it all over it can't be done. I Dabbed your hand with a napkin Okay, so it wasn't like I disrespect my napkin Eric Eric, let me pour you a drink

Very calm very demerit. Let me pour you a drink I Gave you a napkin very mindful very demerit very cute You're a napkin very mindful very demered very cute We're sorry, I'm the only lifeline you got buddy Yes, really yes, yeah, we're over here being very cute Michael hey today, we're reviewing carabas Calabrian Calabrian

Hey, what if we just chatted Calabrian wings get can we have a real conversation Calabrian? I would say This is what I said yelled O'Brien. This is what I said the episode is going to be it's going to be here's a conversation There's a conversation then here's a conversation, and then there's a conversation. And then whatever he's saying to himself. Also, he's very sportscaster. I've never seen him do this. He's doing this one. Yeah, is that a new setup? With the toothpick.

What's getting me is this. With the toothpick in his mouth. This is what's getting me. I'm normal. I'm normal. I'm sober. Unlistenable. That's not true. That's not true at all. What is Calabrian? Is that like an Italian pepper?

Yes, Calabrian chili. Yeah. That's what I thought. Because there was, I think they're supposed to be spicy wings. That's normal. That makes sense. Also, those are the things that we got. We were going to Carrabba's anyway, and then I found that today and I went, I guess that can be the like like good enough. Yeah, I thought it was a little appetizer We each had like one boiler. It was good. Mm-hmm. Yeah, Gracie had a couple wings and tried to split it with Nick

I got the knife to freeze. Why are you burping? I'm so ready. Shut up. Also, I didn't mean to burp, but I just realized I did burp. She tried to turn away to not burp into the microphone, but she wasn't looking at the microphone, so she went, oh, bloop. I burped in the microphones a lot of times. Not today. I'm talking about over my life.

I'm just glad she showed up. Over her career. I was going to freak out. There was worry yesterday, and I made well there was worry because we're just in case We're doing two night episodes in a row yes We did 6 p.m.. Yesterday and 6 p.m.. Today, and I thought you were gonna be on great suit was pretty clear I said I can't do I said I can do tomorrow. That's fine. She was also clear She could at least make one that's fine. Which one that's fine. She was also clear she could at least make one. She didn't say which one. That's fine. You said I get into tomorrow yesterday. And my immediate reaction was, what the fuck are we doing it at night then if Gracie can't do it?

Because I thought we were doing it just for Silly's Times. And it turns out it was Jordan's schedule. Which is fine. But I was just like, so help me God if this woman isn't on. Because Eric kept going, I think so show up I think she's and if she's like, I'm gonna freak out. I don't think I'm gonna freak the fuck out No, if we do two night episodes in a row without Gracie, I'm gonna freak the fuck out at no point Did I think you were going to flake on us? I needed to have the contingency just in case I never know unforeseen circumstances if something happens and Gracie can't make it.

We won't, I will riot. No, you could win it. You could win it. He said, he said, I'm 90% show off. And I went, that's not enough. If I tell you I'm gonna be here, I'm gonna be here. Right, and I trust it, but I need to be sure. Unless there's like an unforeseen circumstance.

That's the point of what I'm saying. Well, I can say that you can't. You should, you should make a contingency for that, right? You gotta get older yourself. What was your contingency plan? Did you have another guest? No, no, no. We were not gonna have another guest. Oh, no. I was gonna not work and freak out.

Yeah. As I kept telling you, I will freak out. To which I like that Gracie got tempted going, oh, you're gonna freak out? Maybe I won't show up. And I went, well, I have a present for you. And she went, what is it? Yeah. She was like, you got a present? What is it? All gifts I have a present for you. What is it? Yeah? Yeah, present. What is it? Yeah, sure if you want oh go for it our gift for Gracie will be revealed in the Michael I like to say our you didn't contribute and we all did it equally yeah

This is from all of us. I don't know if this is more so like a gift to myself for y'all Right now yes, yes for you of course. It's for you. I think you're gonna get it all right I won't peek. I will look away. Can y'all close your eyes actually I'm not I'm not closing your eyes. I'm not looking at you. What is that? Nick can't find his own face in front of him shit face right now. No. He's not can I look yet? Oh, she's putting it on the show in the back, okay? Okay, well people who's watching the video well, that's fun for them They're gonna know uh-huh. This is what

Okay It is it is it's Gracie and cinnamon frame photo nice she died she Gracie no well frame photo. That's nice. She died she Gracie no well Maybe a little bit. Yeah That's great. Oh, that's true That's so nice. Hey, hey, what fucking look it look at this shadow Look at it. It's just a black shadow She did it once and then went, uh-oh,

and then put it in the exact same place. That's a great picture. That is a really nice picture. Gracie, that's gonna stay on the set. That's so nice. It really will. That's a beautiful picture. So that I'm always here even when I'm not here.

We have that. So you asked if your gift was, oh, the Cinnamon T-shirt. Somebody had designed a Rest In Peace Cinnamon shirt and we will be releasing it. If I can get hold of this fucking person. Who is it? gift was the cinnamon t-shirt. Somebody had designed a rest in peace cinnamon shirt and we will be releasing it. If I can get hold of this fucking person. Who is it? They're on, they're on discord,

the person who designed it, but I think we have to go. Nope. I will, I'll send it to you later. No, I don't want it. Did you say you want it? I want it. I want it.

I will try to. You want a little tweet? I will try to. Have a little tweet. I will try to get ahold of, if not. Look at the sober. Speaking of Discord, my brother getting on the feeding trough.

We'll talk about that in a second. Okay. Let Eric finish his thought. I'm sorry. Can I know the Discord name? No, you cannot. Eric, keep talking. So if I can get ahold of this person on Discord,

they made fan art of Cinnamon, Rest In Peace, and it's a shirt we'll be releasing soon. Stop. It's not just her. It's this in my face and four conversations at once. I'm four, you're doing my best. But you're exaggerating. You can't keep pushing that towards me.

I am willing to accept responsibility for this one. Thank you. Over here and try to corral her as much as possible. There's only five of us and he's not talking. Okay, but like also in my defense, this is what y'all bring me here for. Stop. Yeah. And in my defense, it's only five of us And in my defense it's gold

It's gold and everyone loves it. I'll drink it for you. Thanks. Uh, so That will be a shirt that we're gonna be releasing on our let us use it. Yeah I do want to I do want to point out something Gracie wanted to talk about Your yeah, you're different Remember when I was 12 I don't know if you guys saw this but but the other day Gracie's brother Connor showed up in the discord what in the In the feeding trough. In the feeding trough. Wait. How did y'all miss it?

Under Gracie's name. Oh, no way. How did I miss it? What was I doing? Not reading the feeding trough. No way. Guys, hang on. Let me see if I can find it.

Forgive me for my sins. I can maybe find it. Oh, that one was an accident. I didn't do that. Yeah, I saw that. Connor jumped in as you? Yeah, because he didn't do that. Yeah, I saw that uh Connor Connor jumped in as you yeah, because I yeah And I told him I was like oh, there's like a whole page about the feeding Trump is like the most active channel on our Discord password, it's crazy. I'm scrolling up so much

Okay, here he is. Hello. It is I dot dot dot the conceptualizer of the glorious This is a met this is from grace Gracie it's nothing short of a joy to see the creations you all indulge in day to day I hope one day we can all slop in unity. This is insane until next time brethren Connor tongue This is insane until next time brethren Connor tongue emoji Just the tongue that's fun, but then he follows up with one of these it's a picture of him That is the worst picture of a human man Would it be a better picture of someone was shoving a twisted tea in his face? No, I don't think so. My response, I was like looking at something else and I saw this and I was like

My response was nice try. You're Gracie. I said get your sister your her phone back And then it was the picture of him. Yeah, so what was going on there? Were you guys just hanging out? We were at dinner. Well, I went home last weekend. And we were at dinner. I don't even remember. I think he said something about... The feeding trough. And somehow we got on the topic of me being like Oh, there's a community of Of troughers. Of freaks.

Of your future customers. Feeters. And then he said, let me see it. I think it started out he was just looking through the creations and then when he felt so proud of what people had done, he was like I need to let them know I'm here. And I said, by all means, do what you need to do. You're welcome, Connor. Yeah.

Fucking crazy. Yeah, we're really, like, you know, evangelizing your vision. Yeah, I mean, people are very into it. No, he has, like, we looked at the number, he was like, I already have 400 customers, obviously. Obviously. Because they're all in there, indulging day to day. How many turns do you think that is mmm?

Yeah, absolutely, but not a tweet Yeah, my pants are wet from that and when Michael it's water When he had the water and he went Don't know it seems like she doesn't remember to do it again Gracie watch the video of the guy getting the She really liked it no I take that back because you did not like it. Let me throw this on the table. Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, sh He doesn't watch Doug. Doug who? Doug Funny. Never heard of him. Doug who? I took pictures of Gracie

Watching the video. Watching the Denny's Tip video. I had never heard of this. And she kept saying, you have heard of it. We've talked about it before. Well, okay. But we know why don't listen all the time. She went, what is it?

And we went, this is what it is. You're a grownup, Watch it or don't. And she kept going, I'm watching. And then I took a, it's, it's a nice three photo arc of Gracie seeing it. Gracie seeing it. And then Gracie seeing it. He went, here's what the video is. I'm going to lay it out for you. She watched it or not. But again, even after you laid it out, I assume- I don't know about this. Okay, here's what I assume, was that we would be on the backside of the man. So you wouldn't, like you would, like no,

but you wouldn't see. We- But if the man is blocked, here's the action. Here we kept saying, and we kept telling you, you see everything. I know. Here's the thing. We explained it over and over,

and she kept asking questions, and she's like, but we don't see it. It's like, no, you see it. Right, but you don't see it. Right. And we no, you see it. Right, but you don't see it. And we're like, no, you see it. Right, but you don't see it. And it's like, what are you talking about? It was also funny.

I was talking about a wiener. Yes, you're the wiener. And that's what we said. You see his wiener. You see it. And what's great is when she was sitting, she was up against the wall, it's just like the window behind her and she kept going.

Because one of our waiter walked up and I'm watching that at the dinner table. That's your choice to make. And then I think Jordan, you were just you kept going, there's someone behind you. The waiter would have been like, hey, just want to make sure everything's OK. You're watching that. Yeah. Gotcha. Gotcha. Oh, OK. He was big on the gotcha.cha gotcha gotcha gotcha that was his move yeah yeah but hey it was fine he was a good waiter he was I thought the whole it was a good vibe yeah yeah we were good it's still only 845 yeah it feels like a great time

Nick loved the whole decor vibe of a carabash. He did, he really wanted to remodel his kitchen. He went, I love the brick, I wanna do it at my house. And you were like, I don't know, bricks not doing it for me. Why did you do it? And he kept going, it's a Tuscany vibe. And I went Tuscan, he's all over this building. Everything's Tuscan, Tuscan, Tuscan.

There's nothing like a Tuscan kitchen. Eric did say, why would you want it in your house like this this and I was like it's for the Carrabba's room. It is Rob's room. Yeah, it's where you're gonna go pasta freak This episode of 100% eat is sponsored by better help therapy online for 10% off your first month go to better help That's better help. com slash 100 percent. Kids are always learning and growing. But as adults, sometimes we lose our curiosity. I definitely understand that. But what's something you'd like to learn gardening a new language or maybe how to finally

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Yeah, pasta, they throw it at you at Olive Garden. Most things aren't pasta at Carrabba's. We're Olive Garden, everything starts with the pasta. The pasta at Olive Garden, fuck it, sucks. I had a dig for pasta on the menu. Yeah, it's there. Oh, it's there? I didn't look for it.

I asked Michael what he usually gets. He said steak and a side of pasta. So that's what I went with. You usually get the steak marsala. Yeah. Fuck off. What do you mean? It's right there.

It's right there. So I usually get the action. I'm gonna hold your microphone for one second. So many layers, so many layers of this. There's a marsala, which is really just like the sauce. It's a sauce. And so there's a chicken Marsala. Back in New Jersey, I'd get the sirloin Marsala.

And I said, first and foremost, first and foremost, I was like, I see the chicken Marsala. I don't see the steak Marsala. Yeah, I bet I can just order it anyway. Right. And they'll give it to me. And then what happens? And she goes, it's on the menu. And I was like, what? I don't see the steak marsala. I bet I can just order it anyway, and they'll give it to me. And then what happens?

And she goes, it's on the menu. And I was like, what? And she goes, you just said it. You just said it, look at it. And I went, I'm sorry, go ahead. And she's like, chicken marsala's right there! And I'm like, not what I said? She's like, what'd you say?

I swear to God, you said it. I said sirloin, she went, oh, I thought you said chicken. And then I think you went like a Weird that was then I got and I was like I'm I grew up in New Jersey with their There's tons of Italian like authentic Italian all good Italian food There's Italian places everywhere, and I would still go to Carrabba's which is a chain restaurant like it's how good it is Pretty good Italian even with all the authentic Italian choices Uh-huh, I would still go to Carrabba's to get Italian and she goes, but did they have it in New Jersey? And I went I

Don't know what the problem is, but I only have this disconnect with you She was to my left like this and I I just, I wouldn't look at her. Michael looked straight ahead between me and Jordan all night. No, Michael and I still haven't made eye contact. We have. Now we have. You saw it for the first time.

I went Gracie, I just told you. Okay. I would still go to Karaba's, even though I had other choices. And she was like, have you ever had it before though? I can't help that. Have you ever had it before? He talks really fast or you gotta listen to everything he says.

I can't quite frankly. It's gotta all go through. I can't. It's gotta bust through the membrane. It's not gonna. And get into your brain. But anyone who has anyone else talks, I hear it. And I get it.

It was right after that that she admitted. So for some reason I struggled to hear what Michael's saying. So when you guys were talking about the sorry snake and I said garden snake. Oh my god. I admit I had to go back and listen to it. I was not listening. Now I get it. She was like oh yeah so I rewatched that part and I just like zoned out. Get it. She was like, oh yeah, so I rewatched that part and I just like zoned out. No shit. We know.

Yeah, we were there. All I heard was what kind of snake are you? Garden. Garden. We gotta learn about carabas. Do we? We do, we do. They know what it is.

We probably should. They don't know. I don't. Like me, who grew up in New Jersey without carabas, we don't know what it is. We've never heard of it before. But we're having so much fun chatting. Because I don't have any caraba opinions up in New Jersey without carabas, we don't know what it is. We've never heard of it before. But we're having so much fun chatting. I need to know. Because I don't have any caraba opinions. Jordan, this is for you. Yep. We're gonna get into the carabas fact. That's two R's, two B's. Oh, wait.

Okay. I'm so sorry. I... my friend from college is is caraba of carabas. Wait, what? I forgot to mention this. What? It's been... it's been almost three hours. I know. I know the caraba family. Forgot to mention this what it's been. It's been almost three hours I know the caraba family Sorry, I totally forgot together that's three hours. That is the first thing you say when you walk in totally forgot She's been busy. I know them. I know that like break Also I know that like brick Also also We were talking about how Tuscany was the vibe for kitchens and and everyone had that look and it was all very

warm and cozy and she's a good she says there's just something so of My childhood or like of being a teenager of getting drunk in a kitchen that Like that is a my generation getting being a high school or underage drinking in a Tuscan kitchen. Yes Yeah, so right. It's a time and a place anything because all of our parents made their yes She grew up with Joey Carrabba Well, let's learn about the Caraba family and their many adventures. I think Grazie should tell us. Yeah. I don't know the lore.

Oh, OK, cool. I just know my friend. I can't. It's right here. It's this whole part right here. Maybe flip his name. I don't know if I should have said that. I doxed him, my friend.

Three hours. How did you dox your friend? I said his name. That's not what doxing is, just so you know. It just so you know giving out personal saying your friends name is not doxing maybe you want to be a doctor would be saying the unit number of the place we're in right now you mean it I wouldn't want to be associated with this but I'll talk to you if you want I what are these two people have been welcome at every guy say it will you believe it? No, we'll leave it in Just do what you want

Address and said thank you Crabbas facts Krabba's tanning girl was found in Houston, Texas by Johnny Krabba Damien Mandola in December of 1986. Is he Mandola's? Let him finish before we do the... She's learning. I'm sorry for her. I'll put this out. Who said, I had to create a restaurant experience where people felt like guests in their own home.

Fact taken from Caraba's fact sheet. So the Mandola, is that the mandola from the Italian market? I guess we'll have to keep reading these facts and learning more about both these families. Oh, someone tells me you know something we don't. What kind of snake? What about a garden snake? One of Carrabba's signature dishes is chicken Brian, but it's not named for someone named Brian, but rather Brian, Texas, with the Carrabbas immigrated in the early 1900s. We had 100% eat, think they should change it to chicken Nick and slop some sauce on top of some chicken, then make it, you eat it all and say I fucked up bone apple Listen I did good you did a great job

And I said it you'll fuck yourself she's making effort to laugh into the microphone Why are you laughing so far? I don't like this should I pour it back in? You put it in the same great picture I'm helping you. Spills everywhere. I'm getting wet. Shut up. Shut up. Okay. Um. Um. This was a great fact, the chicken neck slop, that was a good joke.

Yeah, you know, it is what it is. And sure enough, what did he say on the ride back? Yep. I'm so full. I fucked up. He fucked up. Not a job for the drinking. Nope.

He was like, he made it clear, not because I drank too much, I ate too much. He fucked up. It's not a job for the drinking. Nope. He was like he made it clear Not because I drank too much. I ate too much. Uh-huh. I think it's definitely drank too much He drank himself into a pan The man the man And was doing this we we put him into a panic attack Definitely know you did I do We put him into a panic attack. It was y'all. I definitely know the feeling. You did. I did. Did you have a panic attack?

I'm getting there. Eric's got to be in a constant state of one. I never panic. Everything I do is by design. By design. In July of this year, Carrabba celebrated National Lasagna Day by holding a social media contest to give away free lasagna for a year with bonus entries if you buy a

Lasagna from the restaurant We don't know who won the contest but we have a sneaking suspicion that whoever entered the most times hates Mondays and loves Sleeping good grief way I mixed up. I thought Garfield's a good grave and then I went So you were just kind of train of thought Because I got to he's I got lasagna and then I'm like, oh, this is Garfield the end it with good grief I went No fuck that's Charlie Brown, uh-huh. Why am I typing? Yeah? Could just delete it. Oh, well now So we got weight and then we're good.

Cut to the Nick cam. Toothpick style. Toothpick sober style. Yup, regular. Keith Cliff would never pick that one. Do y'all like Nick's shirt? I love that Nick's dressed up. Also, I walked in and Jordan goes,

Thanks for dressing up. Alright, first of all, I didn't say that way You don't have to add attitude where there was a little attitude I just thought it was funny because you hadn't seen it yet. I didn't know you were supposed to dress up at the carabiner I dressed up, but I always dress up. I did say in passing we should dress up. I told you I'm always Right, which is dressing up. I don't pass you every day I'm always doing three button highlights. Right. Which is dressing up.

I don't pass you every day. Pass you what? What does that mean? He said I said it in passing. It's written down in the Slack. I don't know what to tell you, Gracie. Unfortunately, I also miss a lot of those. I don't blame you.

It's not your thing. So you don't need to. But I just thought it was funny. It's like after seeing Nick and then you walk in you're wearing a Dallas shirt What do you do? Why did you look at him? He I mean look at it some baby burps I'm glad you can move on to the next back now. You sure you ready? We're only 32 minutes in we're already 32 minutes. Hey, we could stop now Now we're gonna do we're rolling dude. Oh, man. I got somebody prickly pears inside of me

Dude, look she was helping me and I feel helped yeah earlier this year 52 year old Edward Santana was arrested on extortion charges in South Florida after demanding money from businesses who he threatened with lawsuits. Santana would sue restaurants for $50,000 and force them to settle out of court for around $3,000. That's a good way to make $3,000. Carrabbas is one of the restaurants that come forward about this, which is good because now you know who the Stitch is and who to stay away from. Now we just have to change our scope, regroup, and maybe group attack this. This is easy money. Gracie's in. Hands in the middle.

Extortion on three. One, two, three. Extortion! That was a lot. And it's great, Gracie already knows the guy. That was a lot. What's happening? I know Karama! Dude, just tell him to like make out a check to cash for $3,000. Jordan will write a check. Yeah, that's right. I don and gracey for gas money What if we had checks? Yeah, come to the fun zone the last one

Yep, fun zone the where is the fun zone octopus where to go? He's all got an octopus. Yeah, pull it back We did crank game I won this you can't have this I'm gonna take it Yeah, I left it here until you get to play with it and I won this. We did a crane game, I won this. You can have this, I'm gonna take it. I left it here until you get to play with it. Wow, this is special. Hold on to it for now. So this guy, I won it. Talented.

On the last go. I'm gonna give it to my boyfriend. Once you get one. Once I meet him. Anyone interested, please comment. No, don't comment. Don't comment, show up to 4th Street. I'll be the guy who at one o'clock takes his shirt off.

Or puts his vest on. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. So this guy's whole plan was that he would go into restaurants and then essentially raise a ruckus, get kicked out, email them the next day and go, hey, I applied to your restaurant for a job

and you didn't hire me because of my race, my sexual orientation, all this stuff. And he would sue them and he'd be like $50,000. Or we can make this, so I'll go away. He also said in these emails, I've done this over 100 times. You shouldn't say that. The only one I've lost to is Ruth Chris Steakhouse.

Why is he saying this? That's why a guy who owned a small restaurant went to the cops and he's like, hey, I think this is extortion. And the cops went, yeah, why is he saying all this? Yeah, it sure looks like it. Also he admitted to it right there. That is what he wrote. Fucking crazy. Why did he write all of that? Incredible. It sure looks like it also he admitted to it right here. Yes absolutely that is what he wrote fucking crazy

Why did he write all of that? But he also went I'm super sober. Yep Yep Anyway one thumb up. Do you have a little Johnny juniors number or? If you watch the text real quick his phone filled up. Yep. And he kept going, no! I wasn't kidding. No! Well, certainly. We believe that the person's name, Karaba.

No, but he asked if I. He asked what? If we could contact him. What? You gonna call him right now? Text him. Call him up. Say, say, say.

Say what? You up? Say, say, say, we went to Karaba's. How do you, how do you know them? You should say, I just brought it up. I don't know. I just went to a restaurantbas. How do you how will you know them? You should say I just want it up. I just want to a restaurant called called Carrabbas No, that happened anything to do with you conversation that it has something to do with him No, you said that but we don't know that it's true. Oh, you want me to confirm it? Sure Wait, is it not confirmed? No, I think I already know that

I've had the conversation because the In what like the restaurant in what way he's like a nephew cousin. Yeah, like son owner. Yeah How close is on or something? It's in his family. He's kind of remove. We want to know yeah What's his cut? Final fact I don't think I'm like my textin was oh, I guess it Yesterday two and a half years ago And I'd like hey, how are you related to mr.. Johnny? Is that your grand master Johnny Caraba that your great G pa I want can. Johnny Caraba. Is that your great GPAA?

I want to- Can you just ask- can you ask him about the mandola things? I'm helping you be quiet. I think Eric has confirmation on Mr. Mandel. I think we have some more mandolas up here in the goddamn facts! Oh, I forgot. Do you want to read it? I pulled a gray seat.

You're doing great. Oh, do you want me to do it? Yeah. Because you were mad at me earlier. That was the twisted T in my face Please Trying to be very nice, I know and I'm trying and I'm trying to Think you well know I could be much worse Admit it admit I could be worse you absolutely can't thank you. That's all I need in 2014

Demi, Mandola who could be? Mr. Mandela we don't know a crab was founder was arrested and charged with criminal mischief After he broke into the Dutchman family winery to steal an 18 bottle of wine then returned the flying family winery to steal an 18 bottle of wine, then return the next day to break a window and slash the general manager's tires while screaming, I'll kill you you sack of shit. So mischievous. Krabus is kinda cool now. Maybe we'll leave them out of our new extortion ring. Gracie says no dice.

They're going down even harder. Whoa! Hands in the middle. Mischief on three. Yeah, whoa hands in the middle miss shift on three one two three How did you know she was gonna know the caraba guy that crazy It all comes together. She says no dice. We gotta go after I got rid of that for me I Appreciate it now the canes in your face. No you don't we should and. And those are just the facts. That's how we learn about Karabas. Okay I didn't learn anything about whether or not he's the guy. He's the guy. Oh okay. That is what me and Dolores is. Don't flinch again. Don't ever flinch again. I might. She can make no promises. Yep absolutely. I'm not going back to

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There's a very long review. It's you and them again. OK, cool. All right. I'm giving it on to Jordan and Gracie. OK. We'll take care of it. Well, let's learn about your Gracie.

Gracie, you have to wait till we get there. Yeah. Not even into the way who's going is Barbara your wife is that I'm putting this together now oh I see make sense now I was very confused your small wife Oh, I see. That makes sense. Now I get it. I was very confused for a long time. You just kept calling her your small wife. Uh-huh. I understand. And I thought you had a wife and like another person. Oh, no.

Do you have a boyfriend? Not yet. I haven't been asked that since high school by the guy who was ready to kick my ass. I thought you were saying about the guy who was ready to kiss me. Nope. Kiss my, by the guy who's ready to kiss my pee pee. If only. If only. my ass Kiss me nope

Think last time I was asked that it was by a guy doing this Send your will to your boyfriend So what do you think about these call I got I got offered a no questions asked BJ at my 18th birthday by a guy and I went sorry I'm not gay and he went but I could Really? No questions asked. This was in Jersey? So you're bludged? Yeah Did he work at a construction site just sitting around on a chair? No he was just very Randy He was very Randy. He was friend of a friend. Wow. Randy where like how where were you running into Randy?

Randy where? Oh she didn't get what I said No, Randy is He was horny and wanted to suck a dick Yeah That Rando is the word you were thinking Saying I could do it I could do it

That's fucking crazy I know it's crazy I said no Yeah Looking back looking back I'd be like I could do it. I could do it. That's fucking crazy. I know it's crazy. I said no. Yeah Looking back looking back. I know like hindsight let it rip. Yep, right Hey, baby, I'm Beyblades Knock you out of the ring. Yeah, no kidding. Hey Jordan watch you teach us about Kauravas, Calabrian wings? Let me let the noise die down Yeah first time for everything I'm quiet

Carabas calabrian wings crispy wings tossed in a spicy calabrian chili butter And served with gorgonzola cheese dipping sauce That's what it was? That's what that was? Did that taste like it? What the fuck? Yeah That was blue cheese It was definitely blue cheese and served with Gorgonzola cheese dipping sauce. That's what it was? That's what that was? Did that taste like it? What the fuck? Yeah.

That was blue cheese. It was definitely blue cheese. That was blue cheese. He said it was blue cheese. Snake. But he said, this is blue cheese. But that's what Gorgonzola is, right? No.

I don't remember him saying that. I don't think so. He definitely said blue cheese. Yeah, he did. That's what I thought too. He did. Yeah, he said this is- You missed everything, Gracie.

Fuck, I'm sorry. At one point in the meal. Don't I'm sorry at one point in the meal at one day at one point At one point in the meal we'd finished all the wings and then it was kind of like clean up Oh, here's like the last like the breads like the last cheese stick or whatever Gracie made us fight for it Gracie had one of the bread pieces of the breadstick tower and she dipped it into the blue cheese She ate about half of it. I'm sorry. And then she dipped it again back into the blue cheese.

And then she looked at it and she went, I'm sorry, I just realized what I did. Nobody paid attention to it. Oh, I absolutely saw it. Eric was the only one that saw it. She's made claim of double dipping and not giving a shit. That's my thing. Yeah, what a shit. That's my thing.

Yeah. Why would I care? That's her thing. You ate bird poop. Oh. Oh, right. I think I have COVID, by the way, just to let you know. Just to let everyone know.

Your microphone hat's on. It's not the new one, right? It might be. Someone I know has the new one. No, it's the classic one. And I refuse to get vaccinated. Well, I refuse to get vaccinated. So I want to get stronger. I remember you were very I wanted to get stronger. I kept saying I refuse to try and get vaccinated,

but I will try to get PS5s and I got it. That's true. I do remember that. Is there really a new COVID? Yes. There's a new one every three months. That's what they want you to think. Yep. Well, that's how Pfizer makes all their money That's like that. That's how they make all their money. Yeah, that's what it is. Hey, let's get to this press release Anyone else have anything to say? No We're thrilled hat He did that the whole last episode did I did I was gonna tell you to do it? But I was like she'll get there. Yeah, she got there like it

But it does kind of feel like a hug on your head of all these it will stay there Trust me. Oh, yeah, okay. What'd you say? We are thrilled to introduce our new lineup of Italian sandwiches to meet the needs of guests on the go said pat hafner president of Carrabba's Italian grill our Italian sandwiches combine our Authentic flavors do I want your jewel? I'm good, thank you. Our authentic flavors people have grown to love with convenience, allowing them to enjoy a satisfying meal and get back to their busy day within the hour. Wow.

Wow, what does this have to do with the wings? Oh, that was just the last press release that they had. Within the hour is accurate. Well, if we were taking you to go, we could have got out there in no time. Yeah, that was- We could have got out the door pretty quick. That was a very fast meal and they want you to take you to go we could have got out there in no time Yeah, that was the door pretty quick that was a very fast meal And they want you to take it to go or get it and not in there

They're dying for it, which is crazy because their restaurant footprint is fucking gigantic They also want you to watch Denny's getting sucked off. Yeah she's Where's their Denny's about like a mile away? Yeah, we went there yesterday. It's point eight miles from here. Yeah Yep, we'll take you to the fun zone. I want to point out the thing about Colors of The only one in there, but they had many different characters. Yeah, there's Sir Topham Hatt. I'm sorry what? Sir Topham Hatt. I'm sorry, what? Go ahead, say it again. Sir Topham Hatt?

The guy in charge of... Gracie, Gracie, can you just shut your mouth and listen for a second? Sir Topham Hatt. The Isle of Sodor? Does that mean anything to you? That means less to me than Sir Topham Hatt. I don't know what the fuck language you're speaking. I know what Sir Topham Hatt is and then you went to like a Lord of the Rings thing. I don't know what the fuck language you're speaking. I know what Sir Topham Hatt is, and then you went to like a Lord of the Rings thing, and I don't know what that is. Is that where the train lives? What are you talking about? Can you believe George Carlin used to be on that show?

I remember that, yeah, I remember Ringo. Yeah, Ringo took up after him. After him, yeah. Dogma. The thing about pushing the to-go thing reminded me of the story Gracie told over there, which was someone offered her a job one time. Me and my friend. What was that?

Me and my friend, that exact same location. Like probably- My friend and I. 20- Keep going, keep going. This is maybe 2021. Wow, forever ago. Wow.

You were just a kid. You were at Carrabba's at peak COVID? Yeah. Carrabba's was open? Yeah. What the fuck? 2021, we were over, dude. We won already.

Peak going out COVID. Like you still had to wear a mask to get to your table. OK. But you didn't because you didn't believe in it. No, I did. That's how Pfizer makes all their money. And you kept saying diaper people, diaper people. I'm a rule follower.

No you're not. She said wearing an octopus on her head. I messed up and I went to my table. Anywho, anywho, anywho. In what world are you a rule follower? So thank you. What is she saying? I was like a sophomore in college at the time

and me and my roommate went to Carrabba's and we're just enjoying our meal. And the waitress who we either nicknamed Rusty or her real name was Rusty, I don't remember. I bet her real name wasn't Rusty. I'm just gonna chime in real quick. It could have been. But it wasn't.

Anywho, we for some reason became to know her as Rusty. But anywho, we're eating and she was like, oh, are you guys in college? And we were like, yeah. And she was like, are you looking for jobs? Do you want my job? Can I quit? Can I get out of here?

Why not? It has to be a crow style soul for soul exchange. It's one for one. I can get in, I can get out, but you got to get in. Yeah. And if I leave here, if you take this job, I can never return here. My love for, my hate for grub is so pure,

I can never come back. That's fucking crazy. That, that what that scream to me like the manager being like hey And if you see any young people who might yeah See if they want yeah, that's not the first time I've been offered a job in a restaurant What I don't know what the I think it's only in Dallas, Babe's Chicken Dinner House? Oh, he does. I got offered a job there too. I've never just been offered a job at a place.

Yeah. They must have been short stuff. I've been offered a job twice. Most people not only not offer me a job, they want me to leave. They go, are you done now, sir? Yeah. Most people want me to get out that way.

No kidding. They keep saying you're disturbing everyone. Yeah. Oh my God. Hey, we should, we should definitely, we should definitely, we should, we should get to the segment where we hear from you and what we call you review. I'll take the first one. Okay. Grace, you can take the second one and I'll take the novel that is the third one. Okay. I'm going to tap out on this one. Yeah, I'm helping spills drink all over myself. Yeah, you want this This one is from rich P. Mm-hmm. I Ordered a Dewar's on the rocks. They did not have Dewar's I

Then asked for Glen Levitt 12. I don't know where this guy thinks he is keep it going man They did not have that Scotch either. In fact upon reviewing the bottles behind the bar I noticed they did not have any kind of scotch. I switched to bourbon. I was distracted by a young boy about four years old walking back and forth behind the bar. This was my second try at giving this place a chance to win my business. They failed miserably. Stop being distracted by the four year old walking back and forth behind the bar. I gotta say that sentence could have gone anywhere. I

was distracted and I was into it. Is this guy treating, we were just at this Karabas. Oh he's talking about the one we were at. Yes, these reviews are from the restaurant we went to. I would never think, McCallan 18 please, from the Karabas bar. Like you're treating it like your local neighborhood bar, the Karabas? Yeah, but it was.

No, not after this, not with that four year old blowout from back and forth behind the bar. The progression is wild. Yo, you don't have doers. Okay. I'll go for something a little less like How about a Glenn West? The fuck are you talking about yeah crazy crazy, but Gracie there's another review. Why don't you read that second one? Allow me this is from your friend Caleb. Yeah, my friend Caleb emphasis on the love K a y

lub Caleb Caleb anywho he says I've written Caleb. Emphasis on the lub. K-A-Y. L-U-B. Caleb. Caleb. Anyhow, he says, ugh, why do they always? Go ahead, read it. Yep. Read it. Awful, wouldn't the person I hate the most to this restaurant is... Sorry, read it out loud.

I can't read it. Take it from the top. Let me start over. It's okay. Caleb R. says. Now that I've seen it. Awful wouldn't the person I hate the most to this restaurant hate some pizza and it tasted like rat poison.

I had a toenail. I should've read it. Let her do it. I had a toenail in my boot. Should I do not recommend. Oh, I lost where I was. Go ahead, try again. And from the top, Caleb R said. I do not recommend. Do not try. Take it from the top and take it from the top,

Caleb R said. Awful when the person I hate the most to this restaurant ate some pizza and it tasted like rat poison and I had a toenail in my food. And when it, I went into the bathroom and then threw up six times because it was so awful. Would not recommend. do not try this They called their their their most hated person it

And that's and that's just as simple as that Caleb writes how he spells his name recommend dude recommend recommend do not try this food. He would not recommend it fucking grammar Awful wouldn't the person I hate most How do you know it was a toenail specifically But but Caleb Caleb is not the only one Oh, man, but but Caleb Caleb is not the only review either rich people have one more Jordan funny Yeah, go ahead. I need to take a breath. Okay. This is gonna be a lot. I'm already something fun. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Victoria T. Okay says

Me and my friends decided to go because they never been I was super stoked to share this place with them dot dot dot they never been. I was super stoked to share this place with them... but Karabad failed me miserably. No! First off, the host wasn't in the front at all. The manager had to get her and looked pissed. Second, when we got our waiter, she was okay at first, period. My friend ordered the ravioli without remembering to tell them to not put tomatoes because she is allergic. That sounds like it's on you. When they brought it out, she asked nicely if they could remake her one without the sauce. The waiter rudely took the plate and hesitated. All of them got the raviolo.

It was so overcooked that it was basically a chip with cheese stuffed in it and flavorless. And when they made a new batch, hers was burnt! And then the waiter decides to make it obvious that she is talking to the table next to us about us, because pointing at our table and the lady at the table looking over so discreetly didn't make it obvious. We got our food free after telling the manager,

but really a waste of time and just presence of ours Never going back And just presence of ours That easy I'm thinking about going to the Italian food place, okay? I have a food allergy I'm not not tomatoes. I'm not telling them. I hope it's not tomatoes. I'm not telling them fucking shit about my allergies. Tell them nothing! Oh! Swing and a miss. I forgot to tell you about my food allergy. It's tomatoes. It's tomatoes. Luckily, no Italian food has tomatoes in it. You don't gots that in it, do you?

Isn't it, do you? Fucking crazy. Also, to get, again, we talked about it, pasta isn't the centerpiece for this restaurant. You could have gotten so many things that didn't have anything to do with tomatoes. I had pasta, fries, and steak. I had nothing, Brad. I had so many carbs.

Jordan had french fries and pasta. It was really weird. That is girl dinner. It was the best options of the size. Yeah, and I knew I wasn't gonna eat all of it. I wanted to sample it. Very disappointed by the fries, by the way. She's brushing him. What is going on here?

She's not gonna point it out. She's doing great. She's doing aerial stuff. What is this thing, a whatchamacallit or something? Look at this stuff. Yeah. It's the spunk a whatchamacallit or something? Look at this stuff. Yeah. It's this fucking thingamajig. Don't poke it in the eye now.

Be careful. Now, that was all the reviews from you at home. But now we need our heroes to review. Oh, we're doing that. Yeah. I just want to say there's no way in hell the waitress or the people next to Victoria Yeah, we're talking about her. No, they're just very insecure. They give a shit. Yeah. Yep

Do you think do you think she was watching the Denny's blowjob video? Yeah. Oh, yeah She was like everybody knows what I'm watching. Well, I think and I'm liking it I think her friend who ordered this had a tomato allergy. She was busy watching that video And she didn't say anything until it came out. Uh-huh. Yeah, how come they didn't make accommodations for my idiot friends? I ordered the sirloin marsala, which was not the chicken marsala And then I just screamed at me and I went, by the way, I'm allergic to steak. Is that a problem for me? I'm allergic to cow. What are you gonna do about it? Now what for you?

Now what for you gonna do now? What for you know what for you me? But Jordan, what did you think? I guess Calabrian wings are the reason that we whatever blah blah blah, but it's the whole meal What did you think of Calabria? the He caught a Calabra's it's fine You said what did you think of Calabria? I was no I didn't Nick's gonna edit it! I was willing to let it slide

He's drunk out of his mind He's wasted He's so drunk Did you like Calabria as it tells you? Don't you like Calabria? I liked Cardbabas I'm getting slammed by Gracie, this is fucked up Cardbabas

The sign outside. Now you think about that. Tweed. The sign outside, the lights, when they were lit up on the sign, it just said Cardbubbaz. And Nick was just. He was excited. Gracie and I walk out and he goes, Carbs!

He was excited. Jordan, what did you think of the meal? I like carabas. I do think it's a little plused up olive garden We did talk about how the the mood was good the lighting was great the very Tuscan interior grading very very very break there's a lot of it Nick wants and Gracie wants to get drunk in it I did but we were talking about how it. He's like a coach. And I did. But we were talking about how it's like the lights are just

kinda down and they're not gonna go down because it's somebody's birthday. They're just down. And then accordion music started playing and it was somebody's birthday. Yeah. But the birthday celebration thing is so low key there. It was very mild. It was like wait somebody had a birthday water there? Yeah it was like a mother fucker.

Very slow accordion music and they just like I heard the music I just assumed that they walked up with a cake and they didn't see anything. They just kind of like Oh, I totally missed the yeah. Yeah, they didn't draw attention. How was your steak? You know what? It was pretty good. I got I got the fillet the Tuscan grilled fillet Cooked medium-rare and indeed it was. It was the only thing I finished. The pasta was good. I got a side of fettuccine alfredo.

Didn't plan on eating all of it because it was, even though it was a side, it was a lot of pasta. It was a lot. It was a good portion. It was, for a side? That's all Gracie got was the side. Honestly, good idea. Well, I know myself, so. myself and you know carabas you've been there before helping Oh, I

Want to I want to know the other why did you flick that I mean I want to go I want to know mandolin I wanna know if he owns mandolas. Yeah, I think he does yeah, he doesn't Wow, they must have some beef So, what do you think, Jordan? Check this out. Cool rings. So on the whole, the Calabrian rings probably like the best thing we had there. He said Calabrian rings.

Everyone get them. Everyone get them. I heard it. Rings. He said Calabrian rings. Get them. Attack him. Attack him. Attack him. That's just my speech impediment. It's just a speech impediment. Calabrian rings get him did you know my rings attack attack attack

It's just a speech impediment now, what are you with some ableist piece of shit wow wow Me too you know what guess what it didn't take At a lisp oh really yeah Mine was the arts the roses. Oh, yeah, I would say wings instead of rings. Oh, did you pick up on that? Clubbing wings. Anyway, those weren't really good. And the food on the whole, I thought was really good. It was definitely all the garden plus. Yeah. And I think I don't go to these types of restaurants anyway, but I wish I had been a Carrabba's kid in New Jersey because they have them there.

So Olive Garden won. I've never been to one. Who knew? Olive Garden was the place to go. I'll say the breadsticks. Yeah, the bread at Carrabba's was pretty good, but nothing will beat the olive. Yeah, that's so true.

I agree with that. Like if you can mix I agree. No, that's so true. I agree with that. Like if you could mix those two together somehow, that would be great. But, um, the Alphard is like, I'm gonna give it a 79. Okay, 79.

Michael, you were the reason that you were the one who brought this up. You said let's do Carrabba's. Yeah. And then, um, Because you guys say you never had there. I had to say I was a child. Yeah.

You guys said you never had it. And I went, the last time I went to Olive Garden, it was it. Yeah, you guys say you never had it. And I went all The last time I went to Olive Garden it was terrible. Yeah, it was, at least for me Michael has no fun. It was fucking dog shit. The chicken I had was yuck. Well according to Gracie you ordered the wrong thing.

Yeah you got a weird thing. You ordered a weird thing! She yelled tonight. You got it weird! I went I got chicken. Weird He did have several walks around the restaurant, water on the back of his neck. All related to the spaghetti. But didn't choke. I enjoyed it. I liked what I had. It was all on par. I like Carrabba's. I think, you know, you want like a good Italian restaurant even for a chain. It's pretty good. I'm gonna give it a, I'm gonna give it an 80.

80, alright. That's 79.5. 79.5 is the average score. I think it's very well deserved. Yeah, I'm gonna give it a moving 80 80. All right, that's 79.5 79.5 is the average very well deserved. Yeah If you're if you're in like the trenches, yeah, if you're like, I got no Italian to choose from It's pretty good. It would be you'd be feasting. Yeah It's not no if you're in the trenches like there's nothing else around you Trenches yeah, it's not no if you're in the trenches like there's nothing else around you grass Like Jimmy Cole was yeah, it's weird the the the four restaurants that are right there He's super sober right here. Well, they know all of them. So the four

The four restaurants right there are I hop with hot man with hot, who she remembered the name of really. And then you go down one and it is outback steakhouse where we did cat or gun, but we also love the last time I love outback. And then there's the Rudy's right next to it. That's a great, really good hot bed. It's arabba's and then there's the Rudy's right next to it. That's a pretty good hotbed. It's a great little stretch right off the highway. We should go to that, Rudy's. That's not the one we went to. We should go back to Outback. Yeah. No rules.

Just right. A balloon onion. There you have it. Balloon it up. I think that Carrabba's really is a strong. That's a great place to take like, mom, grandma. If you want an Italian, it hits. It hits. It's simple.

It definitely knocked on the garden down. I think they have more choices than just a regular, like here's the never-ending pasta and soup. I feel pretty satisfied with your guys' enjoyment of it. I really like it. The Caesar salad they brought out was really good. Damn, such good. I didn't even talk about that. I had an Italian salad and I thought it was really good

Hello, Karen a lot of carrots. I did not like Brinkley pear margarita was very sweet. I liked it again and again Yeah, I think they kind of messed with us he had to have known cuz he set them down and said let me know Yeah, you know these are fucked, but also I thought it kind of like had the The consistency and like kind of a twang of like cough syrup. Oh, definitely What are you doing? What are you doing with this octopus? Why? You're like like my five-year-old on like a hairdresser app.

What are you doing? Oh, like Tokebook hair salon? See, they got Tokebook hair salon, they got Tokebook of Life, you do Tokebook of Life. I put a lot of money in Tokebook of Life. But then the problem is, you're on the app, you put so much money in Tokebook of Life, you put so much money in Tokebook of Life

on like an Amazon Fire tablet, it's not strong enough to control all of the shit And then it starts crashing Gracie then it crashes and then they go my house is my house That's why you play on an iPad I'm not buying them a fucking iPad I have took a bokeh hair salon light my kids are five and seven she's the money towards it 40 Yeah, I'm 40 like embarrassing uh-huh. Hey. Hey, just live in that Tamagotchi life. I used to love Tamagotchi.

Okay. Okay, anyhow. So. What did you say? I said Tamagotchi. What did you say? She said Tamagotchi. Don't worry about it.

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I don't have any fan shout outs. We can just wrap it up here. Well, if you insist. Eric wants to go home. I don't want any fan chat outs, we can just wrap it up here. Well, if you insist. Eric wants to go home. I don't want to go home. I want to have one consistent conversation. And you're getting it right now. I was very quiet.

You have the four of us after Sangria and Freaky Peri-Margarita. He's not- I don't know why she's just- She put a ring on and gave me the middle finger. Did you see that? That's crazy. Nick said he's gonna edit this. I believe him and I believe in him

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