100% Eat - Graysie Out Pizzas the Hut %% Pizza Hut Cheesy Bites Pizza & Ranch Lovers Flight

Episode Date: April 22, 2025

Graysie stops by and chooses what Our Heroes are eating this week. We think she mostly chose this because she wanted the cinnabon minis but whatever, Graysie Gets. Michael throws out the format, Graysie plays with toys, Nick talks feet. This ones got something for everyone BUT is Pizza Hut's newest pizza where the crust isn't crust worth your time? Or should you fly you fools away from this Ranch Lovers Flight? TUNE IN and FIND OUT and Graysie could eat 9 cinnamon rolls if she wanted. Grab a Spicy & Grackstock shirt now. Boysenberry Fest Forever. https://100percenteat.store Sponsored by ShadyRays. Thanks, Shady Rays. Get 35% off polarized glasses at shadyrays.com - code EAT. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my cohost, Jordan Sweers. Also, Grace is here, so this is my... Yay! So how are you? Yeah, from the top. I'm your host Michael Jones alongside my co-host Jordan swears also graces here, so this Yeah from the top I Knew this Before we totally get derailed on the Gracie episode. I just want to say we are in the midst of the boys and Barry week Yes, we actually moved back or recording for reasons that we'll get into and further derail the podcast, but It's Friday on the Boys in Berryfest.

So the Michael Jordan podcast that we did just came out and she stopped looking at you and just looking at stuff. Do a little look. I saw a look. She's quiet for one time. And I just want to say, incredible. We're hanging on by a thread here. And I just want to say,

I'm just so grateful that we were able to do Boysenberryfest finally. Yeah, I thought you were saying you were grateful in that. And that's it! Yay! Thank you very much. Thank you for supporting us on Patreon. It's been a long year of us fumbling around,

finding places to record, recording in the back of professional wrestling buildings, recording wherever we could, and then we found a space, we were able to go to the Boysenberry Fest, all this stuff that we wanted to do. It feels like that was a culmination of all those things. And I've just been feeling so grateful to the eaters, the car captives, the Gracies, and then Gracie's back. She texted us and said I want to play

And now she's here. I'm grateful. We got to go. We got everything we wanted It was easy and you and I were in and out in 24 hours. It was incredible I couldn't have been happier to be Eric and I woke up silently at 533 in the morning literally woke up at the exact same Time said nothing. He went in the bathroom got ready. I packed some shit. He came out I went the bathroom we walked out we were out of that room in like 11 minutes. It was fucking perfect. Wait, you know you woke up at 5.33 specifically? Yeah, well because we set our alarms. When we set alarms.

At 5.33. Well I went to set it to 5.30, so I just went to like get the time, and it landed at 5.33, and it went good enough. And I had it at 5.30, and I said, what's the point of mine going off three minutes earlier? So I'll just also do 5.33. Get that 30 extra minutes. Well it's not, because it's like mine's going off, so it's gonna wake him up anyway, so what the what's the point of mine going off three minutes earlier? So I'll just also do five minutes. Well it's not because it's like mine's going off

so it's gonna wake him up anyway. So what the hell is the point? There's no, Gracie's already missing the thread here. No one gives a shit about more three minutes of sleep. We give a shit about getting the fuck up and leaving. That's why Eric and I were the only ones doing it. Gracie's all about sleeping. When her friend runs the marathon

or runs by her apartment, whatever it takes. We weren't hungover either. Yeah. She felt horrible. Because she was hungover. Yeah, right, right, right. I felt physically horrible. Dude, that was fucking easy. We were like, boop, boop, boop.

We were in for a day, flew in on Monday, flew out on Tuesday. You guys were there a little bit more because you had families that went to Disneyland. We were doing fun stuff adjacent to each other. You also went to Disneyland? Mexico Naito. How did you never say that in the car? It only came up in the family one. I was definitely talking about this to him the whole time.

No, I mean, he did. It came up and he talked at length about it. He said he went with his family and he went with Molly. You know what? I agree with Gracie. You just dialed in on going with his family and then you just ignored what you were saying. He brought it up first, so you were just like, nyeh. I guess that's true.

It was- I was sitting back there going, Gracie can totally hang out with Nick. I'll give it a second. Well, coming out with your family too. That's what it was. It was, we went to the Boysenberry Festival and Nick went to Disneyland also.

And Gracie went, I want to go and I want to go to Disneyland with your family. And then that was. She will. No more information coming in, all going out. You know how Gracie will think when we go to our restaurant as a group. Yeah. Well, what are they thinking when they like? I do know she says it every single time. Yeah, do you think anyone thought that when we went to this place? No, I say No, because we

Know I was thinking like that's weird. What would they think it was me my wife and Gracie hanging out? It's like yeah, Gracie Wow, I've never thought of that before I think it's a lot different when we're all together She's eating the Cinnabon It's her snack She's not gonna let it sit upon she also though. She's like oh shit Do I eat one more or do I save it and I'm like just eat them right before we start it and she goes hang on There's three left. No shit, stop talking.

And she goes, well, I mean, save it for like a snack on the show and then she's eating it the second we start. Yeah, so it's like, show snack. I thought it would be like throughout or later. We could have just eaten it before we started. We've got cinnamon rolls, what else? But I need something to keep me. But you're gonna be, it's gonna be gone in 17 seconds.

You're already eating it all. Okay, thanks. And there's also a bag of gummy bears out there. Hey, hey, hey. Idiot. Yeah. Wait till I start clanking these around in my teeth. Yeah, luckily these are silent.

So these, this is not part of what we're reviewing today. Michael, what are we reviewing today? Pizza. Michael didn't know what we were getting. Nobody of what we're reviewing today Michael. What are we reviewing today? pizza Michael didn't know what we were getting nobody knew we're no no God He did pizza hot cheesy bites pizza plus ranch lovers flight. That's it So Gracie chose this is a is a Gracie's get in this one allowed Gracie to make the choice her other choices I think we're like Jack in the box and like Jimmy John's or something Are there choices or her other options. I didn't even register the other ones. I saw ranch flight and it was...

It was her other options and she made the choice. So it was like a pseudo choice. Yeah. And then we all... Like, we get to pick but from these options. Yeah. Like, had I have had free reign, who knows what? Yeah, you should have had free reign. I mean, based on the ride along, I thought we were going to someone's house. Well, we could do that too.

Yeah, and we will We should just go door to door now We're not going doors go to door to door Let's go to door to door for what cuz we can get out pamphlets for Chris Pratt church I'll just say what's your favorite food and can I have some yeah that could work? This is crazy. That could work. You got any snacks in there? Well, people go door to door selling cookies. Why can't you go door to door asking for cookies? Yeah, truly.

I'll pay you for your cookies. I'll give you two bucks. We won't pay them. You got a cookie? You might have to. It's just, we wait at the sidewalk and she walks up, like it's trick or treating. Like she walks up to the house and knocks on the door and she goes, what's your favorite food and can I have some?

And then they look past her to just four guys on the sidewalk. You're doing great! Instead of saying, instead of saying trick or treat, she says, Gracie get. And she doesn't have a bag, she just has a plate. Just a plate. That would be great. Put food on this. That would be great.

I'll go to the door. We don't want you going to the door. Why not? I'll help her. Yeah, I need some backup. Yeah. The backup is behind you on the street that he just described. Well, he's wearing the monkey mask, so. We're to we're trying to lighthouse parent not helicopter. Yeah, Nick. We're like, yeah It's like it's like you see us

We're there to help but we're not gonna do it for you But if you start drowning we'll send a big light comes out of our eyes. Yeah, you're spotlighted. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, that's pretty good. And then Nick Nick wants to go up to the door cuz he wants some of the food also He doesn't trust Gracie to come right with any other yeah. Well, that's true, but she did kind of bleeding over into my What's this little shoe I was looking around for her her fidget toys, and I thought was this shoe. I have no right whether in the kids room You know we're talking about I don't really give a fuck I'll just do whatever but you guys keep saying you want to move to a different space if we do move to a different better

Space we got to get Gracie like a playroom. Oh, yeah Trimble you know but they have folding out accordion thing that the Rugrats had. You get a basketball court? We can just get me one of the small trampolines. That people use for like work. Yeah, no, I know what she's talking about. We can't get you one of those. Can or can't?

Can, we can. We can do it. I'm happy. So I was trying to say, make you happy. Yeah, we're probably... Hey, what's up? I am really interested in the KFC toys. Who are you talking to? I'm talking to my wife. Mind your own business, Eric.

We're doing a podcast. That's fine. He's on the phone. This could have been an emergency. Wow, someone said hi, at least. That was Nick. Yeah. Hi, Lindsey.

What's up? I forgot your voice, Barry. Gracie said hi, too, at a whimper volume. So she went, hi, Lindsey. Hang on. The mic caught it. Gracie can sing. I had no idea. Gracie, you're an amazing singer. Gracie mic caught it. What? Gracie can sing. I had no idea.

Gracie, you're an amazing singer. Gracie doesn't know what you're saying. She doesn't know what you're talking about. I think Lindsay's confusing Gracie with Gracie Abrams. Do you know who Gracie is? And do you know if you can sing or not? I certainly can't, so I'm a little confused about what I do.

These are two people who are perpetually confused talking to each other, so anything could be possible. Wait, what did I sing? It was probably someone else! Oh! No, if it were anyone else I would say Lindsay's mistaken, but it's Gracie. Maybe I sang on an episode like, unintentionally? Anyway, I'll call you later.

Oh! Was it that? Bye! Bye! Wait, does that jingle exist? I mean, yeah, we used it before. Yeah, I said bye. That's usually how much Yeah, we use yeah, we use you review is like a little jingle. Yeah Yeah, I saw someone put music behind it. Yeah, it's good. Yeah, that's why you are a great singer. Thank you Lindsay think so

Anywho Nobody knew what we were getting. We got in the car. You can watch it in the ride along where we just got in the car and started going. And then everyone just kept going, where the fuck are we? Well, you kept saying that, but also as soon as we got in the car you said pizza. Yeah. Right. So I was like, oh, we're probably- But then there was a down only so much. Well, not really, because him and I were already talking about these stupid Pizza Hut things like two weeks ago.

Boom, baby. So I was like, oh, I begat we're getting this thing. And I was like, do we really want to go back to Pizza Hut? Were y'all there recently? Yes. What'd you eat? No? We were Little Caesars recently We need I mean pizza Hut's already recent. It's always recent enough to be like it's pizza. It sucks exactly I could be I didn't think that sucks though, but we had today Wow Gracie's getting into you Gracie like the food that's never happened before Are you pizza hut Stan? What's your fave?

Hang on hang on hang on she's eating her treat my favorite pizza place they all closed in Austin but they still exist in Dallas it's called e for telly I've never heard of this oh it's so I was waiting for Nick to scream about it they They all shut down in Austin. So you'd have to get it in Dallas. I was talking about the big chains. Oh the big chains? I honestly don't really fuck with the big chains like that. You like the Cece's? I do like Cece's.

This guy, this guy would shut the fuck up about it. Like I don't go there, but I would happily go. But I don't go. But I don't go. But I would. But I guess if I had to pick a chain, that go but I would but I guess I had to go but I'll never shut the fuck up about it oh check it out can read it drink it in with your eyes then with your mouth it's actually I actually don't oh it's actual wine yeah I thought it was a joke okay no I know

we're not joking we're not joking we're no no we're not joking we're not joking we're not joking we're not joking I don't have a I don't have a wine opener I'm not like a wine guy I'm not a wine person I thought it was okay uh-huh it made me throw up I was gonna pull up the flavor or yeah so good I have the smallest wasn't he wasn't drinking water. I mean it sounds disgusting. It is. Tomato, wine, and Vegetable juice for color. We got two. This one remains closed. Don't judge it both lives. Maybe it'll get better with age. Do you have to order this or they have it at the- No, no I had to order it. Like we jumped on it, bang.

We got lucky. I just splashed myself in my own water. No. Sounds disgusting. We had a- Yeah, but you gotta try it. These sold out pretty quick and Eric grew up. you'll never know. And that kind of reminds me- Because he's weak stomached. This week, Red Robin- Oh, yeah. Did a burger pass for May.

Like a month of burgers at Red Robin. For like 20 bucks or something. Yeah. And so people were going crazy for it. Shut down the website for like an hour. Did you see any of the stuff where people are going like hey? I tried to buy this and it's like 20 bucks or it's at six hundred and twenty four dollars or whatever But then it was like discounted yeah, and I have no idea it was just like oh, there's all fucked up

And then yeah, they shut down the whole website Robins out of business one eater on the discord got one really damn So yeah, I did see like on the receipt thing It's like this is how much it would cost, but it's discounted. So your final total is $20. If Red Robin was closer, I think it would have been a thing

that we would have jumped on. Yeah, unfortunately it's in Round Rock and there's only one. It's like, it's not like it's super far, but you have to just, okay, we'll sit on 35 on the way there and we'll sit on 35 on the way back. And it's not worth it for a hamburger.

I thought there was one over in Sunset Valley. Okay, like that's closer. Oh, I've never been to a Red Rub. Damn. It's also not exactly down the street. It's better than Cece's. No way. Yeah, I mean.

You've never been there. But I know Cece's. But she would go! I know Cece's. I got you back. Thank you. That's a first. I know know I told you I'd be nice to you today Walked in Michael was doing something with his sunglasses racing. Hi, and then waited and went didn't even turn around and say hi No, we weren't you were she met the lot, because I didn't know she passed me. Oh, yeah, you- So she's waving at someone who doesn't know she's there.

He looked right into my car at me, and I went- And he literally went like this. Not only did I not look- Yeah, I went like this. Yeah, okay, great. It looks so intentional that you didn't want to greet me yet. I didn't want to distract you and have you like hit a park car which has happened multiple times That's probably fine. That's why I said it. Yeah twice at my I know I can't

Before and then made us cut it out yep, so now you're Nick I don't know No, I don't know if anyone saw Nick was doing this so he could be like, all right gonna cut this part out It's been long enough you don't work there anymore you sometimes go back smashing more for fun But now she gets a bat Damn hell, yeah If I get a choice of whose car. Damn. The parking lot is your oyster.

Gracie, how do you feel about Pizza Hut? Like, aside from this? Yeah. I would never order Pizza Hut. Really? No. You would go to CC's but you would never order Pizza Hut? Absolutely, yeah. If you were to ask me if the chain we were just having this conversation

Pizza is the podcast yeah, actually oh you never just talking about okay Papa John's is my least favorite We're off line I hate Papa John's okay, okay, but I don't John's I love Papa John yeah No statue cool guy the guy um Okay, but I don't John's I love Papa John. Yeah Cool guy Bang is in the middle I wait are there more than three I'm thinking pizza had Domino's Papa John's those are like The only one that likes easier if I know if somebody knows we have to order from a chain I would pick Domino's okay, cuz it's the best. Yeah, that's the right But I don't like ever Seek out Domino's like if I want pizza, I would go somewhere else. Of course. Yeah, of course Yeah, I mean we live in a city that has great right?

Pizza place Austin is a pizza town. Yeah, I go elsewhere. Yeah, where do you go for pizza? If you want pizza like well, there's a couple is gone What is called I like home slice? I like Samotaro You go to Via you fuck with Via. Oh, I do like Via Yeah, Eastside is good. Hoboken Bys is also pretty good. They make giant ass pizzas dude. There's this place that I went a lot in college. Try getting one at 2 a.m. On a one-wheel It's fucking sketchy. Yeah, that was pretty good. What's that place? It's called pizza press. It's it's that you it's it's like it's like blaze

I think yeah, like it's like you walk down the line to go like mom on there. Yeah, yeah, come on Yeah, but it's really good Happy anniversary right Don't worry about it. Okay. What's fine? It's michael's friend. He was talking about Is your friend? Yeah Oh, you want to look at the oh, do you want to care? Yeah, that was a little blind bag It was a blind bag. It was like a it was like a brand careful. Yeah. Yeah

We use that second hander bud. Oh wow, she knew what it was. Yeah, by the way, did you hear that? I was like she's like was that I go I was like it was like a blind bag She goes mini-grands. I'm like, yes, that's actually what it was. That's like a huge thing on TikTok that people I know well, that's why I was telling them Jordan no, I don't just believe that maybe coming a ball, but then there were a little rap like individual rap things I did think they'd come in a ball, right? Yeah There was a ball then there was like five little there's like five things in it I'm sorry you peel each one. I know I would love to do a mini brands well you can we talk you can look at them

We write, but I want the rush of opening it. Yeah, well Freaking out Yeah, because I was knocking every I mean Jordan was tearing apart the set Yeah, nose obviously the potatoes maybe and gravy I got you the best ones. Oh you did whatever's on the plate. Did they start? Yeah? Thank you. Thank you There's so much more to be seen. I thought it. Thank you. The P.F. Chang's ornament up there. Oh, the nuggets are loose.

Oh, those are biscuits. Yeah, they're loose biscuits. See how I helped? See how nice I was? So the Pizza Hut, Cheesy Bites Pizza. Why are they green? I have it once yet, this podcast. And Ranch Lover's Flight.

Ranch Lover's Flight. Are you a ranch lover? Yeah, like what though? Like what? I didn't know Gracie was such a ranch lover Gracie love I am what I implied that maybe she wasn't and she wanted to kill me. She got mad at you Have we but has that genuinely not come up here? Yeah, it must We just associated with the sauce monkey like

Ranch is the best sauce what's your what there's a gap someone's got a feeling he's just better than me let them go I can't sign with anymore free me set me loose no we should do wing stop sometimes we can get their ranch there's the we did wing stop like a month ago there was she there was there a mini brands for it open shut the hell off we got I got a wing stop like a month and a half ago. Well there's always another time. Was she there? Was there a mini brand for it open? Shut the hell up. I fucking wish. Should we go door to door?

We got, I got a, hey you got any mini brands? Unopened. I want the rush. I want a peel. I do want the rush. I think I got wing stop and then I'm like check it out Nick, I got you ranch and he went. Thanks.

That's sinister that you think blue cheese is better. It's better. Trouble in paradise That was a trip to Disney It's off I'm not letting you let me come with you When Nick was it at Disneyland he sent like oh got the pretzel like the big soft pretzel So like yeah, he like let Gracie know that like the pretzel was happening And you said it was filled with cheese Dude two packs like ten bucks. What are they a certain category or those generic?

I know retro to I don't know what like they're not KFC themed Yeah, how do you get the KFC one? No, it's just you don't know what you're getting Sometimes you know what you know what brand you're getting you could's random. Sometimes they do collaborations though. You don't know what brand you're getting. You could get soup. Clearly. You could get soup. You could get this woman. She might come in it.

I don't know. I think that might be the model. Whoa. I don't think she's in it. She might be. She might be. She could be really small. Beans?

Yeah. Beans? Oh no. Bars and Bakes? Bars and cheese balls. Ooh, cheese balls. You can't eat them. I've seen ones where they have like little Like Windex spray and like little bottles and they're fun dude so much fun

Doesn't want a little way I'll buy crazy just loves a toy. I do but so does Jordan. He just played with it I was just inspecting this one like the right was checking it for error. Yeah, I could Rip it off. I was like I'm this one like the Yeah, I could There's gotta be that's incredible those are that's incredible that this is the It's pretty sad I'm doing great yeah, dude, he's got he's loving it should we derail? What does it say book? Oh because I didn't change that because the Starbucks. Yes, I was thinking

Yeah, it's not drinks. Yeah, macha. Yeah, it's I thought we were talking about Joe book Lavender matcha and then there was like a lavender like cold brew thing or something I don't think we need to be drinking lavender. That's what I said, dude. What happened Gracie? What happened Gracie? Come on, I don't know how that is happened. Oh, oh no, it's supposed to do that The little slice of the yeah pot pie came off oh my god I pulled a slice out I ordered some so next time Gracie's here we can open them Wow oh hey oh did you hey we have up story yeah money stuff don't worry for the for the Michael Jordan podcast we have some it's not gonna get we have some Gracie's gifts five to ten I mean if you guys know this is the mini brand house between 5 and 10

p.m. today how are you listening we want to come if they want to come back where they're coming from from the brands smaller we want to come back here 11 we can open Gracie will do that Gracie thought brands smaller we want to come back here 11 we can open Gracie will Gracie just come back next week, and then you can open okay, okay? There you go problem solved there you go So the last Starbucks one sucked this Pizza Hut cheesy bites is Instead of crust its cheese popper thing yeah, which I feel like we've it's not a new thing But Pizza Hut just brought back for the ranch flight, but the ranch flight is the like the new thing so there were three

Ranches, and we'll get into each of them and everything like a little bit later. I know I'm wondering why you're doing it now boy Seeing that it was like we have a package. This is the ranch flight like they're all there Also trying to be about it. There's an unopened one out there. I know Who's gonna get it? Right now why why I go It's just the sauce won't last another 40 think about it like when you go to like Chick-fil-a It's not for refrigerated in those little packets. Yeah, but those are well those are sealed. Yeah, that's different But also he's not right either about them not lasting 40 minutes

I'll take the risk. I don't care. There's no risk You wanted to eat six month old salami Mayo sitting up for an hour now. I will say I forgot about that Is this a right and you're still in there isn't it? He's in there what shake? Yeah, yeah, you can have it if you want But what's the lore? What's the lore? Well we got it. We got it from Wienerschnitzel. I didn't want it and I put it in the fridge and then I went this is Nick's and he just won't take it home.

What flavor? Strawberry. It's pink. What flavor would you associate with Valentine's Day? Chocolate? It's like something like that, like a white chocolate. Ew. Yeah, because it's a Valentine's Day thing, right? I don't know, he said cotton candy. I would either say chocolate or strawberry. No, I think it was cotton candy, but you said it tasted like white chocolate.

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Fuck it. This is Gracie's day. I have to be nice. She doesn't want to do the facts. You want to learn about pizza hut? This is the best day. Okay. Because he's making me, though. I have to. Thank Dad. Be nice. She doesn't want to do the fact I'm like you want to learn about let's learn about pizza. Okay, because he's making me though. I have to thank you nice I'm being no right. No, he's making me do the fact sheet. I'm trying to Eric why did you ruin a good thing? I'm trying to be nice to you and not do the facts, but he's making me do it I always want him to be nice to you, but we have a format like there's a reason for this Yeah, it's cuz he likes to boss people around. That the reason that must be the reason it is the reason we all agreed

It's been on the board before bossy Is it oops Barry up there right now? Yeah, so what's up there? What's up? There is for me am I in Dallas? I'm and I wrote I'm back and then For Nick it's chair. Fucked up chair. Well the chair takes which care antics. I mean it's a Nick It's been my didn't save you still you're still wrong about Yeah, thank you even Gracie disagrees with you. That's how fuck because I'm always opting for comfort You're always on Nick's side too, and you're not here every time because he doesn't want to come swap chairs one room away I'm always opting for

Awesome, I don't know it's great. It's just I don't know came out and then as I said I was like, I don't know why What are the comfort options available to me, that's why we bought for goddamn chairs, yeah You oh boy that way let's learn about Pizza Hut never have to move a chair again Our last pizza episode was July 2nd 2024 where we ate the cheeseburger melt, which you and Nick voted for. Received an average rating of 13. Not good. That was in the back of AAPW.

Like the cheeseburger pizza thing? But it wasn't the pizza. Remember it was the folded over. It was like taking the small pizza and folding it over. It was like pizza, like a small personal pizza. Like a pizza taco? Kind of. And then it was filled with cheeseburger stuff. It was like pizza like a small personal pizza like a pizza taco kind of Yeah, 13, I believe it and then it was filled with with cheeseburger stuff

There was like a bad Yeah, yeah, I was like instead of instead of like red sauce. Yeah, it was like a mustard sauce. It was fucking It was not it was vile and the meat wasn't Imagine you would not you would eating it in a 90 degree room. In the back. What was they seeing? In the back of a... Good question, Gracie. They didn't have it.

We were in the back room of a pro wrestling school just recording and going like this, it's crazy. You got to come to the Nice Shane studio. Yeah. This was a couple of weeks after that. Yeah. Oh, this is a long time ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it was July 2nd 2024. I remember correctly

After Haley Joe Osmond was cast in Forest Gump after being discovered in a Pizza Hut Commercial advertising the Bigfoot Pizza Bigfoot Pizza. We're really speaking the monkey's language here. Gracie, this is funny because Nick loves feet and cannot escape the stigma. If you want more information on this, he will tell you all about feet without you asking, and regardless of if you are listening or not, good luck, also shoelaces in his toes.

He looks at me and goes. He puts shoelaces in between his toes. Yeah. What? He's not, he does just not he just said it And they were and he meant sandals he meant he wears sandals I accidentally said shoelaces and he said shoelaces then said oops. I meant sandals right like that makes any sense, but you Yeah, you specifically want toe sandals. Yeah, no

Yeah, because otherwise you know sandals where you don't stick them. You know those weird shoes where like your toes all have individual like little like... Oh, those suck. Yeah. Yeah, those ones just... I know what you're talking about. He's talking about feet. Gotta say the word suck.

The thong of the sandal goes through each one of your toes. Nick likes those because it's kind of like, it's like the least you can wear and still have like the foot. It's like wearing skims. Wait, he just said scratch and sniff say wait, do you have those? What you have those? Don't let you know You want more information as he will tell you all about feet without you asking.

Well, I'm telling her! We know! She wants the- requiring minds want to know. Yeah. She did not ask what shape is your foot. And that's why it came up. She did not ask what shape is your foot. Oh, I have a flat foot.

I knew it, you were back there, it was on the tip of your tongue. It's why he likes arches so much. Which is usually where I put my feet. He's jealous of tip of your tongue. It's why he likes People who have them it fit into the conversation Yeah, yeah, I knew why you said it exactly If you can if you're listening to this right now jog back a little bit when Michael's reading the fact the first time he says Bigfoot pizza, and this is Bigfoot pizza, and you hear Nick go ooh And then he realized what was coming and he went no Yeah, he was like So also let me get one of those Cinnabons no

No, I didn't get any the timer ran out idiot. You also told me to finish them I know, but then you shared them with Nick Interesting you had more than he asked so Haley Joel Osmond's first sitting there I had more than one out there first thing was a pizza commercial Get him in here you have many cinnabon did you have? I had one. One? One? I had two. Whoa!

Wow! How many do you have? Zero. How many do you have? Two. So you had five. So I had five. So you had five.

I thought you'd have more. I'll be honest. Gracie? I told you you couldn't eat all of them. What? I told you you couldn't eat all of them. If y'all hadn't had them, I would have. Well, I didn't.

So I was trying to help you out. OK, sorry. Not you. Thank you. If you three hadn't had any. You shared with him. Because we're being nice today. You did it. I know. That I was trying I was trying okay. Sorry not you. Thank you three hadn't had any You did it. I know that's why I left them for you And then Nick took well I gave them yeah, yeah, and he should have said no yeah, those are yours

But he didn't that's exactly in the 500 top chain restaurants by annual system sales pizza It comes in at number 13 which was them just ahead of Sonic Burger, but behind Panda Express Yeah, what the highest ranked pizza place is Domino's at number 10 proving that you can out pizza the hut on a consistent basis And there's nothing they can do about it little pizza bitch You mean the cheeseburger melt wasn't a home run fucking idiot cheeseburger melt get real Jordan gave it a six How are they 13 isn't that crazy crazy? How's Domino's 10? I love Domino's Domino's like makes sense to me a lot

But there's 490 other- or 99, I'm stuck on the 10 What do you think is number 1? Like McDonald's That was like per transaction It's like, yeah, it's like sales So it's like, it's McDonald's number 1 I don't remember what number two is

But number three was probably chick-fil-a. Oh, I think I have a way and then number three is chick-fil-a Which was like to me surprising to be like that high on that lines are always like crazy, right? Yeah, but transactions all the time, but they're fast They are very fast for their lines like if you had a chick-fil-a line at a McDonald's you'd be in our Jesus ours chick-fil-a like I think 40 cars like a 30 minute wait water burger what a burger can be Yes, we fucking slow. Yes The one near me is slower than average and I don't go there because it's so long I wish I knew where you like all the time offline off all the time

I would have really long water burger and I don't want to wait. I was just Trying to do curbside. Yeah, so yeah So I can jump on your trampoline and not go to the water but you can't house no you can jump I just wonder if it's the same water burger that might be near my house because the one by me is also oh Interesting next door we could be neighbors look around if there's a trampoline jump the fence get on it Yeah, I have seen trampolines. Oh You see Michael's house. They're starting my start put together. I might have seen your house You guys just start singing just start singing Lindsey will find you yeah

That's true. Gracie was our singing Lindsey will come find her say wow. I love your singing voice and Gracie will say did I sing? What did I sing was I just I don't, but you can come jump on my trampoline. How big of a trampoline are we talking? Does it have a net? Yes. Okay. Like a standard big one. Nice. Circle, square?

Circle. They make square ones? Yeah. Those ones were always fun. Most are square ones. They always had a basketball hoop at the end. Square's that shape. Square's.

There you go. Anyway. Back to this shit. Thank you. That he's making me do. Hey, set me free! Pizza Hut Korea LTD The South Korean operator of Pizza Hut is filed for bankruptcy after a court

ordered them to repay 94 local franchises over $20 billion won, $15 million US. The lawsuit came from franchise fees paid to Pizza Hut Korea that did not benefit the franchise stores honestly That's a pretty good racket if you want to franchise 100% eat Please let us know because it will cost you four hundred thousand dollars, and we don't give you shit But you still have to pay us we're looking at you new rooster teeth pick up the phone the monkey is ready to get paid

And get laid feet what the fuck What's happening with that? Hey, what do you mean? we will he's trying to hey he's getting a will offline about it yeah Gracie didn't hear we're back hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey 400,000 I think we could franchise this easily yeah, yeah Just everyone can do a little offshoot of their own Yeah, here's like we'll provide like the template of the format. Yeah, here's what you can do the rest I don't mean to like bus balls here. Yeah, like 400,000 400,000 each. Oh, I hadn't thought about that It's pretty good for us pretty good We all chip in money to buy Gracie a bunch of mini brands Oh, wow, we all have 400 grand each. $400,000 worth of mini brands would change my life. No, we're not

We're not that buying. I like that little share. Some people might say the sentence $400,000 would change my life I'd give you a thousand dollars worth of mini brands. That would also change my life. also change imagine fucking balls $400,000 So how much let me see how many I can do quantity on Amazon. I'm like wait until we sell out wait until we sell out One more fact original pizza hut location on the Wichita State campus, Wichita the witch Yeah Which it should have more letters at the end like another a or an H or something yeah, I could see it? Wichita? It should have more letters at the end. Like another A or an H or something. Yeah, I can see that.

Does Wichita Falls have an H? It's all the same. Wichita Falls. Wichita Falls. Wichita Falls! Now I'm adding Falls. The Wichita State campus has been converted from a restaurant to a Pizza Hut museum. That's great.

A Pizza Hut museum on a college campus. We're sure that hasn't caused any confusion from any stoned undergrads who are craving a pizza only to end up learning about the history of Pizza Hut. Better eat up that knowledge, dipshit, because you ain't getting a cheeseburger melt. You got out pizza by the hut, damn. Why the fuck is there a Pizza Hut Museum?

Because it was the first one. It is the first one, but it's not the first location. They moved it from that location to the campus, and they're like, check it out, a museum. Is it some sort of like endowment scam? No, it must be. Someone is pocketing so much money for Pizza Hut Museum. Crazy. Why don't they at least include a Pizza Hut at the end so that the stoner can be like,

whoa, seems like a waste. Seems like a waste. be like, whoa, that was so much. Seems like a waste. I used my brain, I'm so hungry. Yeah, I could go for a full ranch flight right now. Yeah, gift shop. Take off. And Nick comes in, he's like, where's that Bigfoot pizza?

Yeah. How did you have a Bigfoot pizza? Where's the Bigfoot pizza? What shape is it? The foot. Is it flat? Is it heaven orange? Like me. Is it flat? Like me. Does it have an arch?

Does it have an arch? It's the only time he's mad about it. Cause they're like taking pizza away. There's a lot of silence over here. Cause he's daydreaming. Hey you guys got that big foot! I'm gonna go get some more water. You guys keep doing the show.

What kind of bed do y'all have? Hey, where are you going? Hey, where are you going? Can you explain why you're leaving? Can you explain what you're doing? Potentially. None of us know. Oh, hi, Michael. You're wearing headphones. He said, he said, I'm going to get some water. And then you screamed, where are you going? So that's, we were laughing at that that. Oh my god. I just now that he stood up. I just see those crochet animals Aren't they cute? I love aren't they really cute. Hey guys stay tuned for the Michael Jordan podcast Patreon.com 200% or yes, because there will be there will be some additional Gracie's gifts to oh, whoa Gracie Gracie That's what you want five to ten

five to ten want five to ten five to ten gifts Gracie don't want that no, I don't like pumpkin yeah, also there's no alcohol in it, so why would you bother? Oh, I thought that was like a sparkling water. It was oh, I thought that was that disgusting no It was just okay. I don't like pumpkin flavored anything really if I'm gonna drink alcohol put alcohol on it, please Yeah, oh that was really loud. I'm not recovering Yeah, really that's why you said it. I thought you were talking to Jordan way out there. That's how I talk That is how he talks he do do that. Yep. Um okay. We we moved on from those really quickly. I wasn't done. Yeah Can you stand for a second she's she's looking?

I can see so much more. The one in the bathtub? No, it's a spice rat. Oh, check this out. Oh, it looks like a dog from over here. Hey, look. That's mine. What is this? It's a rock.

Rock. I thought it was gonna be an eight ball. I mean, I can get you one, I guess. No, that's okay. Different thing. Can I see the snake? Oh, show her sorry snake. You want to see the sorry snake?

Michael needed an animal and it's sorry snake. No, it's not. He's the garden snake. Oh. Michael needed an animal and it's sorry snake. No it's not. He's the garden snake. Okay. Okay. Gracie's back. Gracie's back. Gracie's back.

Big style. Wait. I love this. Okay. So as I said, he's cute. Someone made you all this? Yeah. Yeah.

They were all crocheted. That is like, this is talent. It's very good, right? Like these are really awesome. Yeah. They didn't use, they didn't use a Harry Potter Slytherin kit. That's what they said.

Amazing. Wow. But they did say they were sorry for JK Rowling's awful views. I really enjoyed that. Really like that. Y'all have so much new stuff. Isn't it great? We've been sending-

Can't wait for the new Harry Potter series. It's people sending stuff to our PO Box, which you can do if you want to send a PO box 14 32 41 Austin, Texas 70 what 714 that's PO box 1 4 3 2 4 1 Austin, Texas 7 8 7 1 4 I just saw there today and Opened the box. Yeah and was greeted with a Like China where set whoa crazy. I don't know if somebody repurposed the box. It was heavy like there was uh-oh dishes in it

We'll have to do wow we 100% treat soon. We'll have to get a sink. Yep. Oh that's about the box I asked you about correct mm-hmm potentially um Jordan we ate the food, but I think it's important to learn no I think it's important to learn how we gotta do this what the food is and it never ends it never fucking ends Dude, I'm exhausted why finally somebody gets it Cheesy bites pizza this pizza features 28 pull apart cheese filled bites in place of a traditional crust perfect for dipping dunking and sharing Who's sharing yeah?

Oh, hey, do you want my cheesy bite? Yeah, one tiny bite. You can also- An individual. If other people are eating other people's crust, strangely, you can already share that. Yep, that's true. You can just say, here's my crust. Here have all these crusts, I don't want the crust.

I don't remember who. I met someone that called the crust of pizza the bones. The bones? Yeah, when crust of pizza the bones the bones Yeah, yeah when you start stacking the bones at the end. Yeah, I liked that yeah um Let's start a fight. There are some people who don't like crust at all. Oh, I love crust the crust I think some I just have bread. Yeah, there you go. I'm gonna eat bread always okay Yeah, then you think hey well said let me see if I can get bread delivered Get bread delivered?

Okay. Yeah. Sorry, you said 5 to 10 pieces? No, 5 to 10 loaves. Whoa. Outback bread? Sure. We do outback bread. And Cheesecake Factory bread? Dude, they should make a service that's just like... Oh, I would fucking die. I already know what you're gonna say uber bread

Yeah, we're just from all of the best. Just all the best bread place dude. I modern lobster customer Tracy be going bread crazy yeah every holiday. I'm asking for gift cards every holiday. Give me bread Give cars like guys it's President's Day Recipe to my bread garden bread. What was just frozen oh That was her going on about a brand was there was a brand like

And then she realized how hard it was and then immediately bailed like in the middle that was that was when we were at Change no, this is a different one because the rest of the other thing you were gonna make easy Okay, yeah, I remember you talking about how something was so easy to make and then you bailed on it when you realized how hard it was. Not this. This is just frozen breadsticks that you put butter on. That's all I'll... That is pretty easy. Correct. I could do that. I don't remember what I was... what recipe I... It's the same debate.

Really? Yeah, it's the same thing. Because then you realized it was like gluten-free or something. Something came in there and you're like, oh, I don't know how the fuck to do that. You were like, it's just bread and butter and then you found that or something something in there. Oh, I don't know Fuck did you that? You were like it's just bread and butter and then you found that it was a lot more I don't think that yeah, it was it that was it for sure Chipotle ranch smoky and spicy with a bold kick ultimate ranch creamy and rich the MVP of the bunch pepperoni ranch a perfect blend of pepperoni flavors and ranch

Pepperoni ranch is flavored with signature pepperoni slices flavors and herbs does not contain pepperoni What yeah? They put in there. It's the herbs. It's herbs so many pepperoni herbs your favorite pepperoni herbs all in one ranch Gracie do you think ultimate ranch was the MVP of the bunch I? Do yeah, yeah, that was my favorite. Interesting. It's very ranchy. Jordan had it, took one bite of it, and went, this is like, whatever ranch is made of,

they doubled all of it. Which is great. It's twice. And then Gracie started talking about what was in ranch. Right. Mayo. Buttermilk. And then she went, other stuff.

Yeah, and I was like, I think that third one is the one I wanna know more about. And then she went, ranches, because I think that's a lot of stuff. And I was like, I think that third one is the one I wanna know more about. I think it's the one with ranches because I think that's what it is. Seasoning. The press material reads as follows, quote, this campaign is about more than just shining a spotlight on our great pizza.

It's about spotlighting the good times and big and small moments of joy that come with adding pizza to any occasion, said Melissa Freeby. I'm gonna choose to say how it's pronounced. Chief marketing officer at Pizza Hut. Just like our campaign, our latest culinary innovations are equally as fun. As we launch Cheesy Bites Pizza and the Ranch Lover's Flight, it's more than great pizza and dip. It's about letting basketball and pizza fans dip, dunk, and have fun with our iconic original stuffed

crust and bold flavors Nick you're a basketball fan, right? Yeah Duncan do you love do you love Duncan and dipping and having fun? Do you want a bad you enjoy setting a screen at the top of the key? More of a Dreymon just kind of hack at you until you go down thing. Start poking people in the eye. And then boy I'm mad! They're talking about sports. Yeah.

I know. Hey Texas did pretty good in that tournament. Women's did great. Men's not so much. Yeah, fuck you! Yeah. That's right, fuck me. Yeah dude, take that men.

Not sure how Ohio State did. Maybe better. They didn't make it there. Yeah. Yeah, that's right, fuck me. Yeah dude, take that man. Not sure how Ohio State did. Maybe better. They didn't make it there. Sucks to suck. Yeah it does, does suck to suck.

They're not bitter. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, they're all suck. There's always next year. What color nail polish is that? It's vibrant. It's very red. Okay, that's just called red Oh, you want the specific name? That's why I asked about a brand

That's red. Oh It was called Ferrari red. That's cool. Whoa that definitely looks like a Ferrari. Do you want me to send you the link? Sure Okay, is that OPI? I yeah, no D&D it's so much work Dungeons and Dragons do and then I scratch them immediately. It's the worst What do you have on now nothing? I'm just saying I haven't done in a while because it's so much work to do and then is ruined immediately and I got frustrated I don't want to do it anymore. Yeah, these are gel. They won't get fucked up You have to put your hand in like some do it man stuff in the lamp like like like light. I really

I do them at home. Oh that's cool. I don't know who Alyssa is but that's awesome. Guess y'all do. I- Oh. For me. You get chocolate chip cookies without chocolate chip cookies. Oh that's right.

That's right. Hi Alyssa. Hi. I remember- She's stepping on water. You know she's watching. One of the last times I put nail polish on, it was like this, I put it on and then the next morning

I had to like either take out or put in a car seat Yeah, oh, and just right. I know I was so mad Yeah, no regular nap it's so much work up for anything mm-hmm takes forever because I'm not good at the fine lines I just like cake it the fuck on then I got to sit there forever with remover to clean it up Oh, I just let it fall off in the shower when there's excess I Don't have the strats. Yeah started it late in life How is uh how is the application of the gel one different than I think it's you put them under a light your hands Like how with normal enough all she have to wait

Yeah, it's when you can like right after oh cuz you know she can't wait what yeah I know usually what I do is I put them on and then I go up to Nick Nick, and I say, pretend they're feet, and he starts blowing on them. No! It's weird. And then he sucks on the one of them, and you go, no, no, no! Wait till they stop! You're going to get it on your tongue. Stop!

I'm sorry, Nick. Yeah. Even I'm like, OK. Tough looks out there. Anyway, should we move on to the reviews? I suppose so. I got to my section and I just stopped. Because we have a review of this Pizza Hut, but we need to find out what you think in a segment we call You Review!

Play the jingle. You review. And it played. That's where it went. That's me. Guys, guys, fun fact. if you're listening that was me oh my god Yes, what is yelling in my voice is not up to it. Okay, Gracie you want to read the first one? Maybe you're gonna roleplay

Yeah, get in character. This is JDJ Okay, okay So I So I've been crazy So I ordered a large pizza with easy sauce pepperoni and beef pan What's the fuck? Colin Penno

Easy like my tall and penno Dr. Pepper because my son doesn't eat them and safe to say they completely ruined our dinner Now we have to get food because you guys messed us up or messed up so disappointed next time I'll just make the drive to the Peeville location horrible customer service But Peeville is not even the first sound in fluke no Why would you call it Pville if it's like it should be fluville yeah, I dare I say I side with him on Yeah, but the P is silent so if you write Pville you just say Ville Yeah, oh that's true. Oh, good point.

Now that's very true. If that is written, you can read it in your head P-Ville, but if you're going to pronounce it. Okay, so just Ville. It's Ville. Okay. Silent P-Ville. Yeah.

Holland-Pano. Holland-Pano. Holland-Pano. Yeah. There's not even the little. No. Yeah, it's so good. That little thing, that little thing.

What is that? It's like a, it's a Pokemon that goes over the little... Yeah, it's so good. That little thing, that little thing. What is that? It's like a Pokemon that goes over the E. A Pokemon? I don't understand. He gets the beef, side of peppers... What is easy sauce? He wants light sauce. So, okay, so he says...

It's called light sauce. He gets a side of jalapeno, peppers, and a Dr. Pepper because my son doesn't eat them. Yeah, the drink is for the kid. Yeah, I don't know what his son is. Yeah, what is that? What is that part? Referring to the Dr. Pepper is for his son who doesn't eat jalapenos. Hey eat this Put this on your pizza. Oh dad. I'm hungry. Yeah, he go eat up. I Put this on your pizza. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Dad, I'm hungry. Yeah, here you go, eat up.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. I don't understand what he doesn't eat. I think the jalapeno. Right, right, but what is he getting him instead? Why are you getting, if he doesn't eat jalapenos, why is he getting him Dr. Pepper? Pepperoni and beef pan, pan pizza. Wait, I ordered a large pizza.

With a side of jalapenos. Holland panou. A large pizza that he says and she's breaking it down you can tell because she's getting quieter she's talking to herself not the show i just can't figure out what the son is eating that's why for once it's not you

i thought i could figure it out because there are two pizzas and jalapeno poppers he's gotta be eating one of them we don't know i'm guessing the son's pepperoni with sauce, but how did they completely ruin the dinner? I don't know, but you know how he doesn't even have to tell us I also like when you started reading it you were like so I have been hang on so I have So I've been craving pizza. I've been craving. I've been craving pizza, but there's more you reviews

Which one you want? I'm gonna do this one. Okay, it's short and only has a couple of exclamation marks. Uh-huh This is from Nicole are I? Hate the customer service. I was ordering the dinner box and apparently I just wanted to change delivers to pick up and the name and They thought I was playing around the lady said ma'am. I have your number. Don't be playing around Then another number called me and said they have my number Call shaking my head don't be playing around playing around Are you playing on my phone ma'am? I have your number Hey, can I change the order? I forgot, I actually wanted to pick it up.

Can I just change the name of the order? Are you fucking playing around on my phone? I have your number. Oh, okay. You hang up, ring ring. Hello? Don't be fucking playing around. We have Pizza Hut.

We have your number. Bruh. Bruh. My friend had to call SMH. Favorite part about this one, That was all one sentence. Yeah, I really like the way they spelled apparently. What was that? Apperantly.

Also, who honestly, if you're gonna type SMH, why leave out the D? Yeah, right? Now, I agree with you. There's three exclamation points right after the damn head. I've never seen it that way No, I write it all the time because I'm constantly shaking my damn head Yeah, he's also counting on me that you don't want to run out Yeah, I had been years since I'd use that but it recently found its way back in so you're on your your own Ow girl again, you put an F in you have a raffle I

Used to raffle. I don't often put enough piloting the raffle copter. Maybe I like it. Sometimes I do. She goes up with the F. Mmm. Lovey thing. When it's really funny.

Yeah. It has to be really funny. I'm definitely a low guy. Lowercase all the way. Oh, I love that. I feel like that's a generational thing for us at that point. I would rather type LOL than like, ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Means that's fucking hilarious It's just like that's pretty funny Are you are you boy ha ha ha on accident I don't ever put a B without a W I don't that's maniacal don't put that's usually like when I f- You get BWAHHA. Where you kinda just go pah. I don't. That's maniacal. You put that W in there after the B, maniacal. Well, uh- LOL also became a thing-

If you wanna get maniacal, I feel like it's like a MWAHHA. Oh! If you tack LOL onto the end of like a sentence or something, that's a like a, don't really judge me about any of this. Oh yeah. LOL, I don't know what I'm doing. LOL. Yeah, it's like a-

Just kidding, I'm less. Yeah, LOL. What stickers on your microphone? I don't know what I'm doing Yeah, it's like just kidding unless yeah What what stickers on your microphone? I can't see it. It's a sponge Bob's ice cream on Bob's house Love it. I know that's why I put it there for you. Well, mm-hmm. He wanted me to throw it away And I said no, yeah, I told him you better throw that sticker away. I said oh And then he was like read the facts. Yeah, I didn't I never went it was very disappointed Yeah, it was like it was not it was not a pineapple. It was like a vanilla shake They fought us on that was a frosty, and then it was like pineapple. Yeah, put some like a The the Krabby Patty is just like it's a fucking burger

It was square, but there were like obviously fun little merch we got Yeah, there's a lot of fun kept saying I hate stickers. I kept being so mad about it. Oh, I'm so mad You know like I swear if you put it on the microphone. Yeah, I One day he'll pay uh start doing this yeah Michael you're read the last one I can't Don't worry All right, Daniel H. This one I can't read alone.

I'll just envision it. My kids of course are screaming for pizza. I forgot my book. Wait, wait, hang on. Wait, start over. This is great. This is not popcorn. I wanna make sure they catch all this.

Okay, okay. I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm sorry. My kids of course are screaming for pizza. So I ordered Pizza Hut as I figured I would give them another shot at making this right. Oh, great start. Well, I should have known better. I have four screaming kids over at my place,

all under seven, and they are crying because pizza cannot actually deliver a pizza appropriately. Oh, sorry, deviver a pizza appropriately. I call them, and then they lie about it, stating that someone rang my doorbell. Seriously, I'm sitting 10 feet from the front door with these kids that are wanting to watch a movie and are crying because they're hungry This really pisses me off. Okay, get all this right order order number three one five zero nine two six one nine four six two zero six six

Fuck six zero zero one one eight one zero two three nine six nine ordered fuck, 6001181023969 ordered at 746 PM and supposed to be delivered at 824 PM. It is 926 PM now and five minutes ago I just got off the phone with them stating that they were going to remake the order and attempt a re-delivery like they are doing me a favor at this point. What a crock of shit! Now look, I don't want to be the person who casts doubt. But in the narrative, there is nothing but screaming children. And crying. Are you sure you heard the doorbell ring? Yeah, no.

No fucking shot. Also, my kids, of course, are screaming for pizza. Of course. I just imagine like little baby birds like their heads back. Yes, he too. Oh my God. Also, I'm like, oh my God. are screaming for pizza. Of course. I just imagine like little baby birds like Yes!

with their heads back, mouths open. He do! It might be like, Oh my god! Also, also, I need back, I need backstory. That reminds me of an episode. I need backstory. What are they making right?

Right! They are, what, he says, I figured I'd give them a chance at making this right. What happened last time? What was wrong? Well, he, well, he, he, I thought he might have been a part two today. Here's what happened, here's what happened,

a little bit of a mishap. He used to have five kids. Oh! Oh yeah, that'll happen. he might have been a part now Here's what happened a little bit of mishap you step five kids. Oh How could you not get there in time now? The way he's explaining this I have four screaming kids over at my place all under seven that also sounds strange What who like kids are these yeah when you the neighbor talk about your own children or your own? I guess I got four kids over at my place. Yeah. It's not just my four children. He makes it sound like we're hanging out over at my place.

We're all Plates Mash brothers. Me and my four, me and these four kids that I found. I drive around the neighborhood and pick up kids. I bring them back to my place. Only under seven. And then they scream and cry and scream and cut. They scream, obviously, they scream when I put them in the van. But they also scream for pizza.

Oh, of course they're screaming for pizza. Stop screaming. Yeah. God, I want about everything. I want pizza. I want to see mommy. I want to go home. Like, just...

Honestly, this is what I expect from order number 315-0926194626001181023969. Now, I would have given you the perfect score if you didn't alternate back and forth between Oh and zero. Oh Okay, I understand that Jordan you want to try it I would but I don't Whenever you're ready pick pick your poison dude, he chose mine Wow Pick your poison dude. He chose mine. Wow 3 1 5 0 9 2 6 1 9 4 6 2 6 0 0 1 1 8 1 0 2 3 9 6 9 Wow Not as much flair. No definitely is by the numbers by the numbers. Yeah, I'm gonna try no not really what I don't know

Yeah, games are fun right well reciting numbers Michael Jordan Poscats gonna be great well we've got our reviews We've heard your views, but now it's time to get to our review for the Pizza Hut Cheesy Bites Pizza and Ranch Lovers Flight. Jordan, last time we had Pizza Hut, it had a bad showing for you. It sure did. How are you feeling about this? Well, when we rolled up to the Pizza Hut, I was relieved because I because we were firmly out of a neighborhood. I was pretty sure we were going to a furniture store

or someone's house Or someone's house Furniture I've never been so relieved to see a Pizza Hut Yeah, and then the strange we got back in the the box open and I was like that relief is gone. Yeah That pizza that pizza was pretty wack when we open the pizza when we got out of the car I Gracie handed it to me so she could get out and she went careful. It's warm But not even careful talk yeah careful I don't know Careful it's a non necessary warning. I hope it's warm, but also

The way you said it reminded me of that clip of spongebob when he's handing Gary this opening goes careful Maybe I said it like that because that's how you said it to me. I mean we'll find out because it's in the ride-along Yeah, you're right. We're on microphone. Yep Am I just doing am I just doing these ranches or this no no it's the pizza in the ranch okay? So the pizza is whack mm-hmm um you I mean It's yeah, the weird with the weird crust thing yeah When you go for that first and you take the little poppers off and enjoy them first you got to save some Then you are you can't just eat them all

Holding the floppy nice a pizza. It's so floppy. It's like the the crust is so much thinner Yeah, that like yeah, you can't really hold it, and I feel like the first slice I took didn't have a bottom crust Yeah, it was just sauce. Yeah, it was very weird was strange and so like it's just flimsy and floppy and like just like some unpleasant textures go on there and even the Distribution of the seasoning on the little poppers is inconsistent. It's all over the box

So some some are like packed with the little like oregano and parmesan And others are just like plain bread there. Yeah But when you introduce the sauces into them, it's pretty good the the chipotle one was my favorite Okay, Paulie ranch one was my favorite. I think my least favorite was the pepperoni. That one was strange. That one is definitely weird. It reminded me of like pizza flavored drinks and stuff.

Keep going dude. No, she got her choice. She's doing great. She's fine. I know, she's rattling on. He's reviewing the food. Who cares? Shot.

Gracie, I'll be honest, my least favorite part of the show too. Like why can't we just chat? That's a Michael Jordan podcast. What have we been doing? It's been this show too. What are you talking about? Just wanna chat. Just wanna play.

Just let me chat. Uh huh. So, and then the ranch one I think is just like weird because it's just so intensely ranch. What makes it different? It's like super ranch. Whatever the seasonings are, they've really just doubled up on it and just like dialed that up. It tastes like they took ranch and then one of those Hidden Valley Ranch packets. Yeah, totally. And they went like, here you go idiot.

Yeah, it's just too much for me. And I do like ranch. I know there's a lot of debate too. So does Gracie. Are you supposed to dip old pizzas in ranch? I like dipping some bad pizzas in ranch. I like dipping everything. Like a dijon. Gracie likes dipping bitten pizzas in ranch. Did I do that? I wasn't keeping track. No, no, no, I didn't. I didn't say you did I just know you do it. I would never dip home That would be it covers up to the flavor. He's saying it's such good quality pizza No, it is but you just put a little bit of ranch. You don't have to drown it. There's not Okay, your face tells me no I

Think I do but I want to make sure because mine might be different from yours yeah whatever little bit means to you is all you have to do great she's learning uh-huh I think having said all that it's not she's burnt melt territory no it's not no it's not You would not like it it's a it's an experience it tastes like a hamburger just an oddly shaped hammer No, no, it's a horrible pizza and a horrible cheeseburger. Yeah, it has nothing of value I want to look at a picture of it. So even though the Chipotle ranch, I think is pretty good The the weird like textures and flimsiness of the pizza. I'm just go 39% Yeah, 39 Michael. What do you think? Uh, definitely better than the disgusting cheeseburger melt Um, oh, I feel like it was

Like I'm maybe I was just real hungry but like I felt like it was better than usual pizza Yeah, maybe it was because it was like the thin crust was good. I did like the bites, they had good flavor to them, but it does just fuck the whole slice of pizza. Yeah. Right, like those wouldn't be bad as just- If that was a whole crust?

Right, or just on their own, just like little bites like in a separate box. Those, and like those with the ranch flight, that's pretty cool. They should just sell those separate and not attach to the fucking pizza. Yeah, yeah. But it is what we ate.

I actually liked all the ranch. The pepperoni one was weird. I didn't dislike it, it was weird. But I probably liked the Chipotle the best. Nick too. It's just, I guess like Pizza Hut, it's gonna get some extra points for me because it just sucks so much ass and it just sucks every time we eat it and I just eating it was going

this doesn't suck as much as I expected Pizza Hut to suck ass. And bonus points, because I'm allowed, because Gracie picked it, so I'm gonna bump it up more. Thank you. You're welcome. Gracie points. I'm gonna give it, I'm gonna give it a, honestly, I'm way apart from Jordan this one. I'm gonna give it a 60% okay It was above 50 for me. That's a 49.5. So a big jump

Big jump from last episode, but I think that has to do because it's pizza. It's pizza. It was pizza I was hungry. I worked out like five seconds before I came here So I was ready to consume and the ranch was tasty because I did eat it like a like a rational human Yeah, like a little bit the I feel like that ranch would be would be better with other things to dip in it Yeah, like some like a wing. Yeah some wings or something the ultimate ranch Regular those boysenberry wings from not Regular ranch I think would be really good with a wing because it's so But again, but the problem is not pizza. It's wing. No Gracie if you had to rank best to worst of the ranch flight

Ultimate uh-huh Chipotle pepperoni. Oh wow, okay. I think we can all agree the pepperoni one is the wackiest. It's wacky. Again, I didn't dislike it, but it was strange. I think I would agree with that. The pepperoni's just weird. It's trying to do something.

And there's no pepperoni in it, that's weird. No, no, it's just the spices. It's weird because you don't. I don't need more pepper, it's a pizza place and you're probably getting pepperoni something by and large. Yeah, I don't need more I don't want pepperoni flavor in a sauce. Yeah, I understand that Yeah, I think they could have gone a bunch of but I guess what else can you do with ranch chipotle is kind of like Pineapple spicy pineapple fruit for pizza boys and Barry ranch or like

Garlic oh a garlic ranch would actually be really good. That's that's pretty smart. Yeah, so I guess you go a lot of ways with it Yeah, there's yeah, there you go. There's good at boys and Barry somebody brought my fucking shit. Oh Why'd you forget his sunglasses he did you know why did you forget to forget them yeah okay speaking of our edit speaking of boys and Barry if you want to grab the nipple spicy nope spicy and crack stock boys and Barry shirt and the 100% boys and Barry shirt they're on sale now I want 100% eat dot store wardrobe they are great spicy and crack stock pretty good wait y'all post on my Instagram I didn't see them yeah yeah yeah I did nevermind the boys and Barry shirt phone away I forgot I had this

picture of I think go through this and then the boys and Barry shirt awesome all that stuff is great while he's Michael Jordan podcast you can see a weekly patreon.com slash 100% eat You can check it out Gracie's on this next one and who knows what we do maybe maybe yeah We'll see and then follow us on Twitter blue sky Instagram at 100% eat Peele box one more time peel box one four three two four one Austin, Texas seven eight seven one four that is nice shot It's close. Uh that is where you can send stuff to 100% treat or Grac Gracie's Gifts because there are some Gracie's Gifts coming up on Michael Dorn podcast. I can't wait.

But yeah, that's it. All right, I can't help you with that. Jordan and I have things to say. What? Oh, okay. Hang on, hang on. Oh wow! What a shot.

Jordan has all this stuff on his phone and Gracie said Jordan and I have things to say. Because I also have a phone. She's got a phone ready. You got a phone too? Oh! Yeah. She's got her phone ready while You got a phone too? Oh. Yeah. She's got her phone ready.

Yeah, while they're doing that. All right, go for it. He's getting shamed. What do you got? That one hit him pretty good. Yeah, I hope we got that. All right. The thing I want to do was,

somebody posted this on our subreddit apparently. It's an AI overview of 100% eat. This is Google's explanation of what the podcast is. I want Grayson to read it. Does it tell you to like drink bleach? Read it. Read the Google AI description of our podcast. All I see is the first one. Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.

It's so funny. The 100% eat podcast hosted by Nick Schwartz. What? Is a unique program. That was awesome. That might've went in. Is a unique program where the host focuses on pointing out things he sees, including recognizable landmarks like Bucca de Beppo.

Dude, that is, dude, Gracie, you have no idea. This is insane. Or downtown areas. No way. It's characterized by its spontaneous nature and the host's commentary on his surroundings The podcast also features a group of car captives during the recording sessions Show is yours. I mean that show is the one they described is that they took one episode of ride along it was like 100%

They took one episode of ride along it was like 100% Show coming car captive hosted by Nick All right, Gracie, what do you have this also read it related? Okay I went on read it to look at a picture of the Pizza Hut thing Uh-huh, but like the trending today page popped up, You know how we were just talking about Haley Joel Osment Yeah, huh Haley Joel Osment charged with cocaine possession. No way conduct We got fighty he gets crappy after arrest for alleged public intoxication. Oh, he's doing all track vector Yeah, he's just hitting it all away. He's like

There's a video Really? It says there's body cam footage of him. Okay. Well, we're not gonna watch that. Well, we are on the Michael Jordan podcast Take us out Everyone for some reason everyone's paper is gone Rate subscribe tell a friend about the show where you eat food and rate the food and our all car captives. We're car captives. Bye! Thanks, Gracie.

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