100% Eat - Graysie the Thief %% McDonald's McCrispy Strips

Episode Date: May 6, 2025

Our Heroes take Graysie out to lunch and she goes nuts at the McDonald's, stealing everything (ranch) that isn't nailed down (from a basket behind the counter.) Unfortunately for us, the McDonald's worker gets wise and does NOT give us the special sauce for the McCrispy strips so this review is a mess before it even starts. What sauce concoctions can Graysie create with Sauce Monkey's Sauce Drawer? What's with all these Mini Brands? Is Graysie in play mode? Watch and find out! Sponsored by GoldBelly. Go to GOLDBELLY.com and use code PERCENT to get free shipping and 20% off your first order. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Surprise! Gracie's back. Welcome to 100% Eat, the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. You probably do. I'm your host Michael Jones alongside my co-host Jordan Sweers. Jordan, how are you? I just feel so bad for Nick because he just moved that chair. I feel bad because he played the intro for like one second and then turned it off. Yeah, he turned it all the way off. I can't even hear it?

No, it's still playing. He can hear it. Wow! Yeah, great. We never get to hear that part. Yeah, it was for me. Play played on your phone for us not for them Right, but if we can't hear it. What's the point of playing it at all Gracie? Yes, you've barely touched your dr. Pepper come on I have two things to say about that

What could they be did I coke oh DC girly? I'm getting there. It's my show babe for the show only Today we're reviewing McDonald's McRispy strips. Mm-hmm. We were talking earlier And I asked that question that was all great He answered the question and then Eric said don't answer the question just kept saying the question I'm a great actress that seems real Except except for the part at the end where you said this is all stage No Captain America stop guys, this is fake I'm pretending takes off the mask I'm actually Chris

Pretend he takes off the mask. I'm actually Chris Evans And then I also I also mentioned that you should You didn't consider making a float out of your drink and ice cream, but the ice cream is gone now So it was milk and I drank it Yeah I had to kind of melted and then she was talking about like the sodas from Utah and what were they called and Eric knows but he won't tell her but then he got mad at me for saying it early because I Save it. I just kept saying Save it. I know what it is. She was no no I know I know what it is

I thought he knew I know what it is he was gonna say oh, it's swig like the place I Was talking about that wasn't her question Her question again They are it's dirty soda you were right, thank you. We did a live stream of that. Mm-hmm Nick fell making your own or buying them we Had Nick on roller skates making dirty sodas for us. Yeah, he fell several times. We got, no, this is a Rooster Teeth. We used to work at a company called Rooster Teeth. Really? Yeah, and we had health insurance and a store that would sell stuff,

and then in order for the effort of selling that stuff, we would do these live streams. Oh, what happened to it? And it would always go on sale before it started. Yeah. Damn it. I quit. I was so, I wonder if don't remind him my career

I don't know if I've ever been that like that upset is like when it would go on sale early, right? I do remember that happening quite We're coming up on a year, and I was just reflecting Just the other day being like I feel like I haven't been like horribly stressed out or annoyed recently We should like the last year, so we should really shoot for that in year two. Yeah Let's start doing. Let's let's start doing like something. I'm going to shoot for that. Yeah Put on there somewhere Gracie gets yelled at for sure Yeah, Gracie was talking

We want to accomplish in year two. We drove by the horny car and Gracie said, what would it be like to be yelled at as an adult? And it was like, well. Well, she said that in proximity to Michael, who was like, you want to find out? Yeah. He was more than happy to find out.

But I didn't say it angrily, I said it offeringly. Yeah. I'm highly declined to be offered because I think I would cry. When we did the dirty sodas. I think it was to sell You remember Was this was on the coin was it no no that was a different one

I feel like this or this is like when you quit This is my yeah, like when you quit us And I think it was shirts But she got frozen up the big thing the big thing that we would sell Is actually coming back black boxes. Yeah, oh the watch no I know what those are thing about watch right Michael I know what they are don't tell me what they are save it crazy. I haven't seen it yet. I Can't help looks like shit Yes Really funny yet I kind of looks like shit yes it would be really funny like this is going

on so we have new switch forks very cool thank you influencer style Gracie thank you and and now you're showing the 100% each side I'm showing both sides and the other side that's sick switch fork that's cool so we got rid of face jam no more face jam branding we have switch forks influencer style Gracie thank you that's cool what happened I wish I could have eaten my Sunday no it's a fork I mean it would have worked just don't like you can go eat some fries with it I guess I don't I've never seen your face looks so cute go get one of those chicken tenders no no don't like you can go eat some fries with it. I guess I don't I've never seen your face look so cute Go get one of those chicken tenders

No, no don't do it. When it was at its peak frozenness. I could have gotten it right It's a fork or I could have fry dip or there's still chicken tenders out there. Yeah, absolutely So it'd be gross. That'd be gross. So these are confirmed, ready. These are the first samples. We're getting the rest in. And then in the next month or so, we'll let you guys know, keep you updated. We're gonna have these on sale. We'll do a live stream, whatever,

but very limited number. Because this is the first run of anything that we've done like this with like a new version. It's only like 50,000. It's only a few hundred. So this is the first ever Switchfork that says switchfork. You can't keep it. I'm sorry. Oh.

I mean, I have one. She can keep it. I don't care. Do you have one? She can have mine. Gracie can have mine. See? Okay. Gracie's doing it. Okay. So we have to record a Gracie ASMR have all of ours. Yeah Okay, Gracie's okay, so we have to record a Gracie ASMR switch fork video. That's fine. She's doing it When yeah, no Dude that was a shoulder monkey dot plush the wine video

We just put up the white calendar and that's us going and these incredible deals are on sale now It's store. Rooster jeep so yeah, yeah That was a while. Yeah, I don't I think it would oh you weren't drinking You weren't me neither Yep, his wife was pregnant. It could have happened in a moment. Did it happen that day? Oh, no it didn't happen for like a month Oh, you could have drink the wine Should take a risk better safe than sorry. I understand. I understand and right now. They you know they're thinking yeah Hindsides you're an idiot. Yeah

My words so switch Switch forks keep an eye out. That's what we have coming out very soon really excited got those with delphi most Oh got those awesome their facilities huge. It's crazy. It's crazy, it's really cool. Yeah, they're awesome, so. We're partnering with them to make these. Yep. So I heard. You just had me confused.

You talked about it earlier. I don't know. I retained that earlier. I do wanna make that Squish Monkey again though. Yeah! I guess you can watch it back. Earlier when y'all were talking, I was feeding the monkey. She's not even talking into it even talking into the mic please hanging out. I was going like this

He wanted the ice cream well, I hate it all great, and I'm not gonna get him dirty Yes, general no no no general no no no I don't want to let this skirt by yeah look two closest episodes we've ever had Gracie yes it's great and there's a reason for that employment there right it's true correct of 100 so right right this is not just coincidence it's fate two episodes ago. So I would say destiny when Gracie was on yeah, I bought some mini brands and She no Was like I told her we were gonna open them if she didn't come back and immediately was like okay. Yeah

If she didn't come back and immediately was like, I'm coming back. Yeah I'll come back. She's here. That day I was like I'll be here next week. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, right. I'm here Well, no, it wasn't that was a week past already Oh, well you were in Boston and you said you were running and we went we can't do the end of the way Anyway, well we will yeah, we'll do it. We'll just do it. We'll do it. We won't yeah But this week, uh-huh, you could make it. Yep No Yeah, but this week. Oh, you could make it No We don't know what I'm doing right now here is not just titillating uh-huh

Everyone here, but the audience Gracie will open these uh-huh on the Michael Jordan podcast. That's right. So this is uh, this is If you are not subscribed for the Michael Jordan podcast you can miss out. Mm-hmm. This is what you call bait for yeah Yeah, that's good job for me. Okay You're already here and you are going there There's probably some people either that only watch free. Yeah, they're on the fence on the lower tier Gracie wanted to record the Michael Jordan podcast first and open these I didn't do it And we couldn't because she would be playing with all of them

And you would see honestly all the spoilers So if you want to know and if you want to see her throw up You got to watch You can hold it. You have so many. Are they all, so this one says retro. Are there different? They're all retro.

I don't know what's in there. Are they all retro? Yes. Yeah, but what's in them? So there's, there's three cans. There's two in each and each ball has five. So there's 30 little. If I got cheese balls, there's cheese balls inside of it that don't know

There's only that's really What that is is a picture of the actual food cheese balls look how small it is between his fingers correct so You know I really don't fucking I think I'm right I Don't have no idea. I think they couldn't tell you I think what we're Find out it's just gonna be like Okay, I don't know if oh Kodak film these are insane. Yeah, the codex planners peanuts and Mentos

Stp oil dumb all of Gracie's favorite pringles This called this called the hook. I said to grace. I said you guys separately, I'm like we can't let her open them ahead of time because then we'll see all the mini brands and spoil it for the audience that she got Windex. What if we get all Mentos? Which is one of the brands. What if? What if it's all Dupli- We don't know. Patreon.com slash 100% eat to find out if we get all meant 30 minutes

I'm doing a tease on herself by asking these questions. What do you do? Oh, I'm moving it. So it's blocking Jordan less. Okay I'm sorry. Appreciate it. What are you? I didn't mean to do that. What are you doing? I could eat those cinnamon rolls I told you I could I've just you haven't done it now you For Gracie let me show you a picture. That's okay. What is this a cinnamon roll you would eat? Oh probably oh Wait I take it back We took that picture for you yeah, it's a picture of a bite The pull apart is the pole cinnamon sit cinnabon bite or whatever from Wendy's and that was The only one in there and Gracie is frowning big-style. I hate it. It's been sitting there for a while with the icing Harden it looks like cottage cheese it does mmm. You like cottage cheese

On my cinnamon roll, especially yeah, I made last night buffalo chicken dip with cottage cheese is really good Why don't you bring it today for the tenders dude? I thought about it. I Really did cuz I have so much left in my fridge, but I didn't bring it is it for snacks and relax time No, okay. I had it for dinner I have just one more question before we actually start the episode. Okay, it is for you Speaking of you being so excited you could throw up sure did you? Yeah, I know what you're gonna say for national pretzel day after you Campus or whatever yeah, I'm devastated so what was it?

We were all at a wedding 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. anti-ann's. I had to lock in those hours. They still blocked it off on my calendar. Me and my roommate Alyssa, we had a friend coming to town. Friend was supposed to get here at like 11 a.m. So we were like, okay, great. Get here and we all go. Then we don't hear from said friend for like

couple hours and we're like, hey are you, like what's your ETA? Yeah at that point you're like. They're like sorry I'm busy eating pretzels. It's like oh sorry like 30 minute delay traffic. We're like okay, okay no worries. Three hours later. This goes on and on and on.

They arrive at three o'clock and I'm fucked. I'm absolutely fucked cause it ended at three. Yep. Who is this person? Put them on blast. Name and shame. Yeah name and shame. I can't. I'm absolutely fucked cuz it ended at three yep Was it a friend that ran in the marathon no it actually was Alyssa's friend not mine Shame Wow shame on Alyssa Jimmy Caraba Jimmy Caraba no I'll be there in about 30 minutes! Oh, this traffic, you wouldn't believe.

But! As a consolation prize, said friend did buy me fried pickles. Is that a consolation prize? No. I didn't have to pay for them so it made money. Monkey money. Monkey pickles. Believe me. I know it wasn't pretzels Okay, I know that is such a bummer because you were so excited ranch. Have you been to lose? Yeah, yeah, that's right. We got him good fried pickles good for him. Don't look at me. I don't want to go there You don't like there. I don't like you don't don't like that. I heard it as I said it I

Would never met there. No, I don't think so. Oh, it's actually it's good Okay, I have lots of sounds you'll like these fried Just say the fried pickles they have everything you could ever want Pretzels it's a big rotisserie chicken place What the fuck like they have like three chickens? It's a rotisserie chicken place They have all kinds of stuff though. I didn't know there was like a like annoyed with you Did I know there's like a style of restaurant? I thought they closed Boston Market. Oh, I wish they didn't though

Sorry, I couldn't yeah the Boston market is now a Couldn't see I could see if you're talking to me Couldn't see it through my David sunflower seeds and Goya beans. Don't spoil it. Sorry, 30 Mentos. Turtle wax. What is Dinty more? I wish.

Dinty more? I don't know, you're going to find out. I don't know him. I wish I knew him. Okay. No, don't know him. Wish I did. No, didn't eat less. So McDonald's McCrispy strips. We did go to McDonald's. These things are back.

They were here in like 2020, I think. These are back. Pandemic strips. That's what they were originally called, but it was launched in like January. Yeah, they thought it was like funny. Yeah. It was like, was it. Yeah, they thought it was like funny Was it really go bear touch on like the microphones or whatever? They thought it was gonna be you know because everyone was gonna try them and be like oh it would spread yeah

Yeah contagious They just didn't foresee we all got the cookies We all got the four piece and then Michael said more protein. Let's fucking do this thing. You got the additional three. How was that? How was that getting them? I ate five. I don't want to get the other two. Dude, I ate five out of seven. And the one that I left you. Yeah, I also didn't eat that one. There were discussions going on.

No, yeah, I said you could take it home. That's why I said that. Wheels and deals going on about whether or not Michael could take it home and I was like, no, Michael watch out. That invitation could be rescinded. There's a timer. No, this one is a standing offer. I will not be going back for that chicken tender I was like whatever is there when we leave I will decide that yeah She's like, but now I'm giving you now. What would you know? Yeah, like I okay? I don't want it You're mindful of protein and everything this feel pretty like

Real protein forward. I don't know what protein tastes like. I don't know, I can tell you. I mean, I imagine it is protein. What's your favorite flavor? Chocolate. Protein. Chocolate.

Chocolate. What's your favorite food? Protein. I'm sure it's not negative protein. I just wanted more food and I was just too lazy to get anything else and I just thought more of this chicken. The whole time we ordered, we were all on one side of a screen looking at it I just wanted more food and I was just too lazy to get anything else. I just thought more of this chicken the

Whole time we ordered we were all on one side of a screen looking at it and Gracie was looking at her own menu Oh She was being mindful of space being used. Yeah, and I'm playing on the big iPad. I don't tapping into play mode I Yeah, I don't know why they put them there admitting it's there's there's There's four iPads giant iPad touchscreen things in the restaurant in the walkway of the workers you need to go out to like Give stuff to people in the drive-thru like if they got pulled up or something

They go out that happened like twice while we were ordering. Oh, are you saying like, why are they? Why are they placing the order? Yeah. It's totally in the way. I know why. And then two people left the restaurant while we were ordering. I know why.

It's so, when the workers go back out, Jesus Christ. Sorry. They can be hidden when they come in, when a woman is reaching over to try to get ranch cups and she can't see. No, no, no. When a woman is reaching over.

Oh, right, yes. Yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah there was no try mm-hmm yeah when the woman grabs the whole basket or I don't know just a girl like was looking around to make sure the coast was clear it wasn't it was when I reached over and then as soon as the worker walks back up and I was met usually how works on the coast is clear when you start, but by the time you're finished oh What did you say to her when she caught you? I don't remember I blacked out. I was so nervous She's like oh, I just wanted sauce I think I just said oh, sorry and then it's on it's on tape

And then what did she say it It's on audio. Huh? Did she say anything to you? She did. I don't remember what. She said something to the effect of, you know, like, I could have given you those. Right. I was just really nervous. Something to the effect of who do you think you are?

Yeah. No, no, it was very short. She just said like, I could have, like, I could have given them to her. Wow, nobody's patient anymore? Nobody was there. And I also, sometimes they make you pay for them So now you're stealing. Oh, I oh Are you kids are you kind of putting it together now?

Why I mean no not really at all they won't make you pay no no The basket out there is why I knew they would be free if you're like buying them through the app and shit They will charge you exactly, but they if you just ask for them well well the butter's free. I can tell you that yeah Yes, and embossed and then oh and then ultimately Gracie was playing a zero-sum game because we didn't get the fucking sauces we it's true We wanted to have gotten ten sauces. I was one step ahead of it so yeah, it was supposed to be the McRispy strips and Is there even did they mention the sauce? Yes? There's there. Yeah, it's like a sweet girly sauce sweet girly sauce so we saw so we saw we these back

Yeah, yeah, yeah So they had that but then the other one we were gonna get was the chicken jockey sauce or whatever the fuck it is the one grab hold on Everyone who's listening that was scream. Oh, they're screaming and fucking Jockey so they're screaming again. Oh, no, I don't know what's happening We need to put them Minecraft movie Don't think they saw it no You did though, it sounds like.

I did, and we discussed this two weeks ago. When you asked me, did you see it? And I said yes. Yeah, you're right. That wasn't Gracie trying to remember. It was Gracie trying to double check if Michael was wrong. Like some sort of loophole. I think she was doing like a gotcha, but I don't know if she knew she was doing a gotcha. There's nothing to get.

There's a, it's called like nether lava something. I don't know. In the movie. No, in McDonald's. They have a Minecraft sauce. So we were going to get that and this special one or whatever. And we ended up getting three cups of ranch from you. I ended up getting three cups of ranch.

That's what he just said. Yeah, because then we had to raid Nick's sauce drawer. Yeah And there were great choices in there Some we didn't even touch Yeah, yeah, cuz there were so many right yet. There was a peanut butter. I saw Yeah, there is peanut butter We had just taken some out of the drawer hadn't even opened any yet and Nick started talking about how now we were running low Yeah, like we're at a deficit We were at a sauce Some out of the drawer hadn't even opened any yet and Nick started talking about how now we were running low. Yeah

Yeah, because we were for the first time ever using any of them right it's like well another is it Another sewer sauce in there, and he feels like hollow yeah To fear of anything is how it works But there's enough of the other ones that one was the last one do they still serve I don't know do they the point of the sauce is to use the sauce when you don't have the sauce I never tried them you guys daughter No, we're not they're back right now Chicken nuggets have you had them? Yes, are they good? Yes, really? Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, I think we tried to Michael got one That was burnt the first one ever got was burnt to fuck. I just don't think I'd go there wanting chicken

I go there wanting a cheesy Gordita crunch Well, you could joke something chicken. Yeah, you get both. They're actually pretty good the breading. Can you compare it? Like what's the closest comp? I Don't think I can compare them to anything really not like any other fast-food chicken I get the chicken like the breading on the outside. Maybe like the popcorn chicken in case I guess So they look like but the breading is the breading is different and they're big popcorn chicken. Yeah Yeah, they're like fat balls of yeah, pretty they're pretty sizable like that big okay now I was wondering if they brought him back because they had like

Become more consistent at like cooking them because it really did seem like a crap shoot. Yeah Because even like I've only had one time only had one time back and they were cooked Well, okay, though even the ones we got like amongst themselves quite an array Yeah, they tasted fine. They just looked fucked up. Yeah, somebody why they did it. I don't know well We did that live stream of like, here's all the stuff that we have over like the next year. I think it was a fever drink. And it was like not very good.

Yeah. None of the ideas were like really blow away, whatever. Well, the gelato. So I think they're gonna do that and then bring back the stuff that worked over like the last couple of years. So I think that's the only reason it's like, hey, we're just gonna expand and try some stuff.

I think chicken is also a lot cheaper to do than like a lot of like the other stuff. So the margin on it's probably a lot better. I never got to try their gelato. Oh yeah, that's right. We all do it. Yeah, we went and got that. Was it good?

Not really. Oh. It was this big. It was really small. It's like that big. And I remember mine tasting like antifreeze or something. Like it belonged in a cart. It looked like Play-Doh and sort of like had

it like very like artificially like, it did like a strange way. I don't think Baja Blast was like punching through on it. It was just like- That sucks. I don't know, cause I heard some people loved it, you know? Yeah, I think a lot of people are insane, but you know.

I just don't know where that line is with some people. Did you love it? Okay. Yeah, I want to go to that Taco insane, but you know. I might have loved it. I just don't know where that line is with some people. Did you love it? Oh, okay. Yeah, I want to go to that Taco Bell Cafe in San Diego. What? I want to go to that Taco Bell Cafe Wait, tell me more. inside that live show.

Oh, yeah. When they opened it with the big curtain. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When everyone was like, ha ha ha ha. Here I am. So weird. What's the cafe?

They have like a bunch of different drinks and stuff. It's in like Chula Vista in San Diego, like South County.'s kind of like what Cosmix is. Yeah was I don't know How much longer but they only have drinks not food? Yeah, I don't know that they might have like little like pastry type of things but I think they're sweets yeah, like the the Crunchwrap sliders, I mean probably not that probably not I'm in me probably not that probably not that's probably too expensive. That's still like me Their little yeah, whatever the fuck under said yeah like that kind of thing, but I want to check it out and see what's up Maybe I'll see about that Kitchen okay, I've been to their test kitchen great awesome. No they kicked us out

Why we showed up tried to order Taco Bell, and they're like, you can't order here. And we said, well, we work down the street. Can we check out the test kitchen? Can we make like an appointment? And they went, you should go, you need to go. And we went, okay. I thought it was like an experience.

I was with 20 people. That was probably 20 or 25 people. Yeah. That'll do. You thought it was a funny joke. No, I thought we would actually get in. me me and like four other people had all convinced ourselves I really think we can do this. I thought you could go there. That's what we thought you go there He can't yeah, yeah, it wasn't like a like people thing. It was an Eric thing. Yeah, probably. Oh, so great

You could go yes Probably I bet I bet you. I bet I bet she could You guys don't know shit you want to learn about McDonald's not really we're having so much fun Not just think just think about if we weren't reading time for the boring crap That's why it's the whole sheet. That's the reason least favorite part So we all have the format boo. Did I sneak up on you? Well, then you can just call me Mother's Day because Mother's Day sneaks up on you. But don't freak out because I'm about to tell you about the most incredible, unforgettable

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They still have that. It was steak. Can you, okay. I was asking about this prior and I also was told to stop. Steak bagel? When was that ever? I didn't even know that happened. That was always a thing and then they got rid of it

and then they brought it back. So it's currently there. It's a breakfast item. It's a breakfast item. It's a steak egg and cheese bagel. I'm gonna look up a photo. It's good. It was pretty good.

Oh really? I love it. I think I liked it the least. You did. I thought it was gonna be, I thought it was gonna be like a chewy tough bagel and like the steak was gonna be all gristly. Everything was like so easy. Oh it looks a lot different than I thought it was going be that's me I thought it was gonna be like a chewy tough bagel and like the steak was gonna be all gristly Everything was like so it looks a lot different than I thought it was going to it's very it just kind of looks like sausage

Yeah, yeah, it's it's you also gotta remember that that's the best. I mean of course of course wow with onions But I it's good. I really like it. I recommend double cheese folded egg What's the sauce on the top mayo? I don't know it's some kind of creamy sauce Yeah, mayo is probably in it, but it's it's real good, too. It's like a It's like they I think they only use it on that I felt like the sauce like a specific sauce for that It's a good breakfast item. It's hearty. Gracie would you believe I didn't like the sauce you didn't I believe it I

Feel like you're a tough critic sometimes. I believe that you believe it. It's kind of she's kind of figuring out the whole premise of the show Yeah Wait, so you're kind of like Right, but then he really liked it yeah, yeah, that was that was a later addition to the original pitch of the show. Initial pitch of the show, he hates it, he likes it. And then I think that we had talked about it initially, and Michael was like, I think I'm going to give everything a 90 or above.

Wow. It was like, that's a good idea. Y'all started in 2019? Yeah. Right at the end, I think. Oh, so I came along not long after. You came after the car episodes, though, yeah right at the end. I think oh, so I came along not You came after the car episodes though right right, but still very early compared. I was five years ago in May of 2020 Wait we don't 2021 2022 right. Oh is that one like around then yeah, you're later. Dude. Who can remember right now me Oh, yeah, yeah, I thought I have my year. Yeah

Check this out. You gotta know where she is. Yeah on the timeline. Yep, Gracie's knowledge Well, she didn't know we had just started cuz she was like wow these guys are so good They must have been doing this for a decade. Well, I now I'm realizing y'all had to doing it for a year and a half. I Thought I came at the six-month mark, but I had my ears mixed up. Ah 19 I started post pandemic. Yeah, true. Yeah. Yeah, okay All right next fact. Okay, I'm gonna keep derailing until you know, no, no, come on She go ahead you don't have to have a sheet McDonald's soda has said the taste very different from anywhere else you get soda and that's because it is transported in stainless steel containers Unlike the plastic bags everyone else gets this matters. So some people we call them soda freaks who have very strong opinions about the soda me

Those soda freaks heard this fact and said it does loudly in their head or maybe even out loud So they cannot hide from themselves and must reconcile who they are The second you said I was like that makes so much sense because McDonald's Diet Coke hits like no other This second you said it, I was like, that makes so much sense. Because McDonald's Diet Coke hits like no other. Correct. And I would agree with him, which actually undoes his point. Doing this makes it taste like the can like it's supposed to. Yes.

That's why it's more accurate. You know how the can is also transported in a form of a container? They don't transport the can in the same container? Wait, I'm glad I know this fact now, because I always try to explain it to people, and I'm like, no, it is different this fact now because I always try to explain to people and I'm like no one is different and now I can actually back it up. See, there's always a couple in every room you're in. You've armed the soda freak with knowledge.

Actually, I don't know if I should say that. What? We'll edit it out. Yeah, yeah, we'll just cut it out. Just talk about how you hit those cars, it's fine. No, but I actually, when I was parking today, I parked with two open spaces near me instead of like joining the line of touching cars, and I was like it's probably better safe

I'm sorry What I was gonna say uh-huh was I'm sorry if this is anyone listening I really tend to struggle people are like I don't like soda. I don't like soda You hate them. What are you saying? I'm just like you're not better than anyone else for not drinking What are you saying? I'm just like you're not better than anyone else for not drinking soda Yeah, crazy with the opinion Like not soda drinkers sometimes are like, you drink soda I'm like fuck yeah, I drink a diet coke

Dude we all drink soda today, we all like it She's describing, I don't really drink soda, this is the only one that I've had, not for that long But you don't do what I'm describing No, but what did you get? I got an Arnold Palmer An R.E.P. I'm an A.P. an AP. I'm an AP guy But again, you're I'm not saying in general just people who don't order I'm saying like make it part of their persona like right Yeah, I don't like and I'm bad for you

I would definitely have had a soda if I didn't see that aren't on a bomb you were stoked on the owner I'm Huge dog I'm not much of a huge dong Where my dogs at I keep walking myself into McDonald's original name for the Big Mac was the aristocrat and also sometimes referred to as the blue ribbon burger the only blue ribbon We respect around here is paps and we're shotgunning these motherfuckers all day long at hamburger University where we only got in because our dads were alum. The monkey is only getting his degree in hamburger ology to make his mom happy.

And he's just going to work at his dad's dealership after he graduates. That's it. I don't have to pay attention to this shit. Fucking shotgun them down. Found a thing on Tik Tok where it's like a Russian roulette gun. And it's like this plastic thing that you load a can into, and then you spin the barrel and you shoot, and one of six will pop it down and you have to shotgun the beer.

Oh. Right? Nick would do that. Yeah. I can't shotgun. What? No, I'm not good at chugging. Didn't you go to UT?

Yep, I did. What the fuck? And I would always like... What was that? Like, pour it over was that like that's what she would do I Can't chug. I literally can't I like a great. See you did such a good job shot getting that bit. Why is it all what? Chug this beer Hand it off to somebody be like Gracie you did such a good job, so what, standing behind her soaked?

Yeah, I said, whoosh! No! Oh, we got a typo? Big ass fact. Does that look like one last fact, huh? Oh, shit! Oh, weird. Why'd it do that?

No little point. Well, since it's wrong, we can't use it. Does that mean I have to read the whole thing as one? No, no, you just take a break after that. Maybe. In 2022, a class action lawsuit was brought against McDonald's when they failed to disclose PfPf a's or forever chemicals in their packaging McDonald's denied the claims then admitted to the claims then said their pfas are actually safe And requested the lawsuit be dropped in 2024 the lawsuit was dropped one more win for the little guy if you're already eating McDonald's

You're probably not concerned about forever chemicals anyway You're here for a good time not a long time come to think of it You're probably not really here for a good time either you're here And sometimes that's enough an 84 year old man in Mississippi is suing dogs for gross negligence over super hot coffee that he says left Him with horrific burns dude. No fucking way. Yeah laugh at him The man was awarded $160,000 for his injuries and McDonald's was hit with another 2.7 million dollars in punitive damages Which the severely burned man did not see a penny of good that that was close if you're gonna melt your senior citizens Make sure you don't fully compensate them

Or you just keep coming for you shambling after your money that they will have to spend with the next 18 to 24 months because after That it's curtains. It's a long fact Yes, that was a long fact That kind of felt like two facts. Yeah, but you can tell it was one. Did the Forever Chemicals burn him? But I lost track. Yeah, yeah, he got burned by the Forever Chemicals. I really like, we don't have PFAs.

Fine, we have PFAs. Actually. We don't. And also it's fine. What is a PFA? I think it's a Forever Chemical. Yeah, it's like the stuff that was like putting holes in the ozone layer, right? Yeah

Like stuff from hairspray canisters in our intestines for sure I mean I would think so and then and then if they can't get to your intestines though They'll hit you with some hot hot coffee. Yeah, make sure to melt you down third degree style. Yeah No worries also $160,000 is that's nothing that's not McDonald's budget. Yeah, yeah that like that's not a lot of money at all Yeah, especially your hot coffee burn. He was 84 years old like it could have killed him easily Oh, yeah, and 64 old skin her 60,000 and then another the 2.7 and punitive damages is like hey pay this cuz you're like You're it's negligent. Yeah, but it doesn't go to him.

They also- Who does it go to? Yeah, I think probably a government Overwatch and all that stuff, but they talked that down from 2.7 million to $400,000. Pretty good. Another win for the little guy. That's what I'm talking about, man.

McDonald's back on top, baby. Forever Chemicals, we probably have enough of those in us right no I never have enough you see one all of them I got the microplastic I want to have so many forever chemicals in my body that I start to change and they call me mr. forever wow that's the most if that's somebody they would introduce in the new Superman movie guys this is uh this is one of the great lanterns and this is mr. Forever what he's been eating like just plastic forever on the inside

Why it was like he's aging naturally he is but on the inside right young and bad a last forever Disgusting So those are the facts you guys learn a lot about McDonald's yeah, I did actually see and she so it was worth it You'd say What Nothing nothing you know why I'm looking at you. Oh, I know why you're looking at him Because he's a good friend of mine. No because I'm making noises are guys Nope, no

Yeah, I learned a lot about McDonald's against my own will. Wow I can't believe. We should start calling this like the hostage section. When Gracie's here it's the hostage section. I left today and I told my wife I wrote all this and Gracie's gonna go we can just throw it out. How is your small wife? She's great. She's doing great. Her podcast is doing good and she's having fun. She threw the flowers the best. Yeah she got a little stressed out. Wait, threw what? So we went to this wedding and if you sat at the end seat,

there were bags of flowers. Bag of flower petals. Oh. Like rose petals. Oh, I know what you're talking about. And then as they walked back up the aisle, You throw them. We were throwing them.

And of course Barbara sat down and saw the bag and she was like. Immediately stressed out. I understand. I didn't know I had to do stuff. Yeah, I would have made you switch. Well, then she would have been sitting next to Michael. I can't make her do that. Yeah, cuz then we would have just talked about books. It's true and I had to keep that away from her. Okay. I feel like I would get along with your small wife. Most people do. More than him. Yeah. Again, most people do. Yeah.

That was both you. More than I get along with him with him or he gets along with his wife. Both. Both ways. Damn, he's coming for your marriage. What the fuck? I think they're happy together. Me too! Yeah, one time we were on a meeting back when we used to have those. And she came in and it was sweet. We were like, hey. Did she? Yeah, oh she like walked in. She walked in. We were on like a she? Yeah. Oh, she like walked in she why we were on like I started talking about Taylor Swift. I think yeah

This was not an in-person meeting. Oh I'm sorry. I should have specified. Oh, we didn't do those really no. No, we didn't really do meetings, but Every now and then I did I fucking did a lot of really do meetings. All I did I don't really remember being in meetings with him, so I don't think it happened. There was one in-person meeting that we had to do every Monday, and I was like, this is so... I know. But it was the only time we could... You know the one I'm talking about? Yeah.

That was the one I didn't have to go to, right? Uh, no, I think you were there. The one that was like at 10am? I think you were running it. The one that happened across from Jordan's office? a 10 a.m. I think you were running it the one that happened To be there. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was the only time I could get information out of these fucking numbskulls I feel like you were leading the charge. I was but it was like not To be there because we kind of had what we needed to know It was the oh yes because we had to have information that was like actual information and not just information

I could glean from other meetings. It is I, Mr. Forever, in my sidekick, Meeting Man. Meeting Man. He's never here, he's always in meetings. Meeting Man help, I'm actually, I'm double booked. Check the calendar for criminal activity. I keep the minutes. Calendar Man is his arch nemesis. Time thief.

Yeah. Time thief. Time sand. No kidding. God damn. What is your usual order at McDonald's, Gracie? Me? Normally like a six piece McNugget

and one of their small little dollar burgers. Yeah, that's not a bad combo. Nah-uh. Nothing there is a dollar. You were- Or like their value menu. It's just like the little plain burger. You seem stoked to see a 20-piece nugget for 10 bucks or whatever. Yeah.

Is that, I don't know how much nuggets cost. Well I don't know off the top of my head, but that just seems like a lot of food for not a lot of money. Yeah, 50 cents a nugget. 20 chicken nuggets and a basket of fries. I'm like, in today's economy, that's not $9. Is it? It's $10.

I feel like it's more expensive than that. I don't know. Well, you know what? Whether it is or isn't, the marketing is working on you. It is, but this makes me think of another story. Okay. The same friend that made me miss miss fine. Oh, okay. Yeah Same enemy. Yeah, I wouldn't say you're you're right. Yeah, you're listening. Just call them a pretzel thief because they still is not there we go

Where was I The first four words absolutely once upon a time we did we did together the three of us go to McDonald's and Said friend had the app so we ordered on there now. They were able to get 40 chicken nuggets for seven dollars Coupons or I don't know what they did, but it each one was like 350 375 did everyone already doing apt deals chicken nuggets everybody wanted Chicken nuggets everybody wanted some chicken nuggets And then we each got a value menu burger, and then we split a basket of fries, and I think in total we spent

$20 mm. We spent 65 or something yeah, and we didn't get anything see 20 chicken nuggets is not cheap the 65 or something today. Yeah, and we didn't get everything either. That's what I'm saying. See, 20 chicken nuggets is not cheap. The like combo that we got, it was 10 bucks each. You didn't hook us up with any deals on your app? The fuck man, he actually didn't. No?

Can you do that? You can, but again, not ordering through the machine. Oh. He just put, he just got the point. He put his number on it. You gotta order through the app. Sure, there was a way you could click like activate coupon Yeah, he didn't click him

He just wasn't he wasn't clicking activate coupon well you weren't clicking on your iPad deals My iPad yeah, my weren't you you were the one at the wheel they also they also didn't give us a number Yeah, we weren't really convinced. We were getting food. No, they didn't give us a number. Yeah, we weren't really convinced we were getting food for a while. They didn't print a receipt. It was just like, your food's on the way. And then we went, Nick, can you like check the app? And he went, it just tells me I can reorder it. Derek had to stand up there and wait for like maybe our drinks being made. But it was great because I knew when ours was coming because all of a sudden it was four sodas. Yep.

And then one Arnold Palmer. And we went that one's ours Nick and I yeah, can I clocked like a half? Cup of lemonade walking across She put that Arnold Palmer down and Gracie went I fucking hate those people I did not fucking non soda Yeah, and then I picked it up and she was like, Oh! Oh my gosh! I didn't even know you were one of them. Let me reach over there. I slapped you across the face.

I didn't do any of this. So went up and went like, Oh, I think that's our order. People are gonna get mad if I treat people poorly. She's like, Oh, are you order 776? And I went, Yeah, you just said yes. We could be.

Yep. Yeah, you tell me. And then she came over with the biggest happy meal box. I've ever seen Yeah, there was that there was a lot of concern that That definitely wasn't our food at that point. Well most of it. I mean we got most of our food. We didn't get Gracie's Plain Sunday Almost a tragedy, but Michael went back in same here. Hey Gracie said Michael's being nice to me Wow So it's been nice my past two episodes

Wow, you know why I went back in because I would have done it the fastest Great Gracie Also all agree that if oh if she saw Gracie she'd be like I don't get anything. Yeah. Yeah, I couldn't go back After the sauce you see your own she would have yelled at you. Yeah, you would have cried Yep, or she would have like put ranch on top of it like like ranch Yeah, you wouldn't ranch so bad here you go on top of it. So not a plane Sunday now. You want ranch?

Now Nick, what did you have to say about the plane Sunday? Why was it plane? You enjoyed it just as much as I did. Why is it plane? Because it's not a Sunday. Because there's nothing on it. Right, but that doesn't make it a Sunday. A Sunday is by definition with shit on it. Is it? Yeah. Have you looked it up by definition?

I'm gonna look it up right now okay to be sure now we wait now we wait welcome to this part of the episode hey yeah we're gonna be around a little bit if you want because we're sticking to the format yeah yeah following your one ice cream with that ingredients such as fruit nuts syrup and whipped cream right and if you make it plain what is it a dish of ice cream look up plain So with added ingredients plain plain Define playing Sunday. Why are you arguing with me about this you're wrong? Why would you why would you even bother?

This is the new Nick you're dealing with the new my victory is inevitable. Why are you wasting your time? Yeah, cuz I'm right Why are you wasting your time? Yeah, cuz I'm right you AI Sunday if a sundae is ice cream with ingredients on top a plain sundae is a dish of ice cream with no With me about this you're wrong. Yeah He is not immediately finding the thing and it is sinking his ship no, it's not that it's just that While a plain sundae is by definition without topping some establishments might You know what it's wrong It's just so weird that everyone keeps being wrong to me I Win you know what's crazy here. I just wanted to watch it happen. I agree with Nick wow

Right I mean I I look if you get a plain cheeseburger. It still has cheese Yeah, it doesn't become a hamburger now if it helps wait I'm sorry. Can you say that again if a sundae is ice cream with toppings? Plain doesn't remove what a sundae is it has topics. That's what is something. No it doesn't plain by definition is what it is Ice cream and toppings that is what plain it's almost a Sunday. It's a Sunday It's a Sunday if it was called a Sunday minus and toppings. That is what plain is. It's almost oxymoronic. It's a sundae, it's a sundae. If it was called a sundae minus like syrup, that's what it is.

But if you got a plain cheeseburger, you would get meat and cheese. That's like saying a plain cheeseburger is a hamburger. But it's not. It's just a hamburger. If it plain is its base form, meat and cheese, nothing else. Right.

But meat and cheese are necessary for it to be called a cheeseburger. It must have a topping to be called a sundae. So calling it plain, to me, definitively, does not remove the toppings. The base form of the sundae has toppings. You can have a sundae with no syrup on it, which then it just becomes ice cream,

but you have to specify, I'm removing a thing from it. Plain, it just doesn't make sense to me. Yeah, again, if it helps, you're right, that's just ice cream. But when Nick goes, no, that's not it, I have to disagree. Sure. So you're on my side. I'm on the side that McDonald's is wrong calling it that. Absolutely.

McDonald's has tricked you. McDonald's has tricked you into believing them. That Plainae is... I'm taking it up with no one. I just wanted that to happen and I was happy it did. And then at the end I agreed to it. Did you get everything you wanted out of it? We fucked around a little bit. We fucked around a lot of it. See, there you go. And that's why Jordan's gonna teach us about the food now.

So close. I don't know, I feel bad for Gracie I don't thank you I don't I feel down in the dump Oh, wow, I think something will cheer you up soon. Yeah So the sooner I read this the sooner we can get to your mini, you're right, you're right take it away Get whatever that's how you get whatever it takes. That's how you get someone on your side. Jordan knows how to reason with me. The McDonald's.

Yeah. Hey, we're gonna keep this meeting short. Like you. He like, like you. Like you. Like you made the joke and then he was like, better make sure we fucking hammer it home. Like you made the joke and then he was like better make sure we fucking hammer it home. Like you.

You slam dunk the ball. Like a certain someone I know. And he grabbed the ball and he went I'm slam dunking it all. I took it and I threw it to the ref. That's a point. Make and take it bitch. Yeah tell him LeBron. All right, the McDonald's McCrispy Strips, for some reason the McDonald's is not capitalized,

but you know, it's fine. Here's the McCrispy Strips. McDonald's is capitalized. The C and crispy is supposed to be capitalized also. Yeah, hmm. Irresistibly craveable chicken strips made with juicy 100% white meat coated with crispy golden brown breading

and bursting with a bold new black pepper flavor Was a little something there. There was more than just like their regular. I mean way more than like their chicken nuggets bless you Turn my head try to try to do it off the mic. Yeah, you know I should have just coughed on Gracie It was obvious you did it. You can't fucking hide from me. Don't be a liar I mean these are exactly what I thought they were gonna be and they were all the way that was it That was I was unsure if there was anything kind of special about them with like a flavor or anything Very thin black the breading was different. Yeah, then the nugget breading not crispy, but that's it. Mine were pretty crispy The one that I left you it was the crispest of them all in crispy. Mm-hmm

They're crispy and what it is, but you'll have to look at it. It has like Extra crispies around it. They used to have the the chicken selects or whatever. Yeah, those were crisp. Yes Well, they were like they were like chicken. They're like Oh, I don't think I have to see a picture, but they were like like thick bumpy breading. Yeah This is like form fitting ready. Yeah breading like it doesn't it's just like a coating on the tender That doesn't actually like add I chunks of crisp I thought it was gonna be closer to the McNugget breading that has like a crispy like little crunch to it No, they're not it's definitely not they're like perfectly smooth. Yes. Yeah, there's almost no texture

So that's what the crisp is there, but there's not the texture crispy chicken. Those are more crispy. Mm-hmm. Those do look Yeah, they are for sure you can suck. They've got they've got bumpy bread. It's a different breading I think that's what I think that's what they're pushing Again chickens cheap. I think they're just trying to hit anything Breading though put your mouth less for sure. Yeah, that's definitely true No pokes no pokes in your mouth. They get like chunky pokes That's not a problem. It's just a fact mm-hmm. Yeah, it's just not in the fact section. Okay. Yeah, nothing good ever is what whoa Since stepping into my new role as a leader of the US business this year, uh-huh

I've been excited for fans to get to experience our additional chicken offerings Said Alyssa My girl is this your roommate is her last name butyka for I wish my roommate was the chief marketing customer experience officer McDonald She's not I thought it was I was expecting I thought it was I was expecting popcorn reading like We're popcorn chicken I Thought she was gonna be the chief marketers marketing and a customer chicken experience

Donald's because she really wanted to focus on additional chicken offerings The demand for chicken strips has been remarkable to see across the industry right so we knew we had to deliver something so Cravable that it was worth the wait we took our time Listen to our fans and created a product. We knew they would crave there's that word again, and the best part is Just getting started just getting started. What could be nice. This is like the end of do you wait again? This is just the beginning and then it ends what deep it's exciting mouse Well they kind of lay it out for us And we have our review, but we need to do a section first where you let us know you think This part of the show we call you review. We hit us with your beautiful singing voice

That was great That's why Lindsay said I was a good thing. Did you see that thing? Did she see that thing? I don't think I did. Yeah, What someone made a little meme in the it was? I didn't quite understand it okay, because I don't know that Comet so well you don't have to understand it at all. Yeah, that was just a comic of the day at it At it just showed her all right there was a comic of the day that you don't need to understand And it was like I like whatever I love This whatever and then they repurposed it to say I love your singing and then the car

She only saw I think I only saw the original where it's like he loves your music, huh Heathcliff singing And then here's the edit one Gracie is Heathcliff and Lindsay is is the lady and it says Because this is you singing my mouth is full of food I accidentally locked my switch work. Oh no Nick. Can you unlock it for her? She accidentally locked it? Thank God. I thought she was gonna be able to thought she wasn't gonna be able to open it All right, I was worried. We got three of these reviews, who wants to read the first one? You.

No. I'm gonna try it. You. He won't even do his own fact sheet. Yeah, right? It's called you review and you won't read it? No. Exactly.

Fuck, dude. You review. Just go. Gracie, you're Laurie Anne. Oh, I'm Laurie? You take Laurie Anne. Okay. This has to be the worst McDonald's in Austin, Texas.

I don't know why my daughter sent me here to get her kids food knowing I'm gonna be frustrated as always I had to repeat my order at least five times all I ordered was a happy meal and six chicken nuggets And she couldn't understand that what she ordered Then they were laughing on the speaker like it was funny Stupid for free. I was in the drive-thru at least 20 minutes, couldn't get out and people were driving off. I just can't figure out how this restaurant is still open. Must be the location. They just kept making her repeat the order and they're laughing at her.

Stupid for free! What does that mean? I'm not sure. I'm going to start saying it. Knowing I'm going to be frustrated as always. And what does she mean she couldn't get out of the drive-thru? Drive out. Turn your couldn't get out of the drive-thru drive out Get out and get out trapped being laughed at

Stupid for free What do you want you want 100 happy meals no I mean if you the worst McDonald's in Austin, Texas, and your daughter sent you there, which means you didn't- she didn't order it, just go to another one. Yeah. Why don't you go to another one? Frustrated is always the location. Dude, this is so good. They just like, knew her mom was gonna get fucking pissed going to McDonald's. Just, I'm gonna fuck this bitch up. Frank War. Yeah. Talk about being stupid for free.

Yeah. Who do you think is stupid for free in this? Who do you think is stupid for free in this? Do you think it's Laurie? It might be Laurieann I think it is Laurie but I think Laurie is blaming it on the drive-thru I think you're absolutely right And you know what? I'd say that's bald headed behavior Yeah definitely

Big time bald headed behavior So here's the next one, this is Rick S Rick Sanchez. Yeah Oh, Rick without a C Rick without a C, which is interesting. Yeah, be reek Right chop his dick off Hell yeah, you watch Game of Thrones. Don't worry about it. Okay, got named Rico's dick chopped off Came through the drive-through this morning at 0545 AM.

I could see the people inside, so I drive around twice and got no help. Just circling it. Then I parked the car and tried to walk inside and the door was locked and the people just sat in there and stared at me. No, they didn't. They started at me.

Oh, they started at me. They started going off. I showed them my phone where the website says they are open, but they said no we are closed No, happy meals today Things to unpack there They could be closed uh-huh they could be open but drive-thru only because that opens before that also They don't serve happy meals until like 1030 Is there a breakfast happy nope nope they don't even do that serve happy meals until like 10. That was gonna be my question. Is there a breakfast happy? Nope. Nope

They don't even do that. No happy meals today. You were never getting happy Why don't you try driving around the restaurant a third? Yeah Showing the people inside at McDonald's that they're open on your phone is the worst You're open Rick side here is McDonald's not 24 hours. It's different locations. Yeah My phone says you're open. But aren't they? Only one of us is being... Is McDonald's not 24 hours? It's at different locations. Some aren't. So like, that one might not have been.

It might have opened at... But even if they were 24 hours, you can't get Happy Meals. And again, sometimes they are open before the lobby closes, even at 24 hour McDonald's. The lobby. Rick was being stupid for free. No Happy Meals today. Damn dude. Poor Rick. Alright, the final fact.

Daniel S. The foodier was NASTY! There was some weird barbecue or K-John season on the fries. Period. Nuggets. Period. Same thing. Period.

They were out of drinks. Period. Then the drive-through was inexperienced. My car declined so the woman nastily told me it declined. So I took the card with an attitude, yeah. There's plenty of other low barrier to entry jobs that are not customer facing. I had to laugh as she slammed the window in my face,

accusing me of the attitude, dot, dot, dot, dot. Guaranteed that woman is not treating anyone before or after me without one Now I read this and I went What if Donald Trump wrote this My card was declined so the woman nastily told me you are a nasty My card was declined so the woman nastily told me it was declined. You are a nasty woman. Everything about this.

Everyone I run into is mean to me. That's exactly what this is. That's how this first one felt also though. Like they both felt like, keep running into all these assholes. Everyone's an asshole. Hey there's something wrong with all your phones. Like this person has no idea what's going on around them. When your card gets declined, and you have to be told that that happened

Yeah, you are probably automatically defensive incredibly defensive and anyway, they tell you you're going to take it poorly Yeah, and I imagine I don't think anytime. Well, it's like if you If my cards ever did I guess like I don't be embarrassed I don't know what you I mean it never has been for me because it's if it's declined I know it's not it's like either your thing isn't working or my card isn't working. It's anytime. I'm going I mean it works I just used it yeah, so if it doesn't I just go try this one I have to the next card But like I can see in a situation where maybe it's been declined before and you didn't know it for a reason

But anytime my card has ever been crushed declined. I mean, I know it works So I don't that I would never take that embarrassingly right like I've tried it at a bar once and the guy doesn't work I'm weird. Anyway, try that one. Yep What's your Nasty say Declined why spit there I spit in their face say declined why spit there I spit in their face oh but I didn't say anything where they get attitude before and

after you they were like it got declined and I went how fucking dare you wow what the fuck oh geez like I get it might not work but don't tell me that yeah yeah fuck you know just hand it back silently and don't give you my food right there you go what's your what's your story crazy so when I was in

college my card regularly declined you know So when I was in college my card regularly declined You know sounds right. I was in college. I feel like though you're in a position You know that we're like if your card gets declined and it has happened before you're like fuck it probably makes sense No, you know I mean I always understood. Yes I never understand someone who doesn't understand that situation right now I mean this should know it might be and there's reason or it shouldn't be and that's weird I think people immediately feel judged yes. Yeah, definitely. I mean like what do you want to do? God decline. I didn't feel judged

I was told oh, oh did someone tell you Nestle? It was really funny, but it was like a Slightly embarrassing like mostly funny, so I was at home slice and I was with Alyssa and my boyfriend. Okay, and we're all like you tickle for Yeah We're all like we all three just put our cars in real like oh, but just like split it evenly my Debit card has a picture of cinnamon on it. Okay, so it's like two normal looking cards and a cinnamon card All three. Do you still have this card? Yeah, I can go get it. We can offline about it. Okay um

So all three cards go away the waiter comes back and The way he tells me is he sets that this is the like bill thing he goes This little puppy didn't wanna go through. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. That's awesome. And I was just like, that's what it is. That's all the ladies need to say to Danielle.

That was pretty nasty. He said it in like an endearing, funny way. And then you made your boyfriend pay for it, and it was fine. Exactly. I said you should have paid in the first place Don't want to be embarrassed again next time exactly gentlemen. Hey, there's more where that came from Well, those are all your reviews, but we have our own review of the McDonald's McCrispy strips

Jordan what do you think? They weren't anything really special or like noteworthy to me right about this again. It wasn't crispy mm-hmm a couple of times I bit into it and the whole thing wanted to Come with as I did bike lane yeah,, there's some strands that don't break. Yeah all the way down Yeah, not it happened not really an indication of like quality On that attendin when you get that yeah something like that Yeah Sorry exactly I I get really gross out when I have to detend of my chickens on camera

Sorry wait next time turn your head We also didn't get sauce yeah, that was disappointing I mean that's just them I mean Some of us got our sauce Mission of pot we should just Which is just Gracie going in and start grabbing do do do do then getting in trouble sauce mission and pot we should just mission and pot yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Got it. I've never watched it. Mm-hmm probably never. I got you. Thank you being nice The breading also is just like kind of like thin and like I Gracie confused so she can't give her opinion. I want to get her informed enough so she understands and then says oh I got it I don't care. I don't care. I don't want her to not know what's going on

I want to understand enough to explain she doesn't give a shit. What's this? I'll give a fuck. And it almost always ends that way. I say okay understood, but I don't care. Excellent. Understood now I can say with full confidence I do not care. I do not care. But anyway like I don't think this was like even like their best chicken again I would get something like the chicken selects or the McNuggets You won't get the chicken selects. I don't have them Said you could order them. It's a 35 or nine piece or something. Oh Let me look are you sure I had it up McDonald's I think Strange Nick has the app look you can three five nine order Mcdory shit

I would definitely get those right yeah, I me I didn't know they brought back wait Wait, what's wrong? What is it KJ? country yeah What's a KJ? Do you know what a KJ is KJ is Am I not on it's a kilojoule wait, it's just like calories yeah, but we know he's answering we don't want to do that Yes, we do he's answering you 59% what you're saying, but that doesn't apply so I I am in fact on McDonald's UK

Still tracks, but then that does make sense because we just google search we don't have Don't have chickens. We don't have chickens I would have known Well, we on this planet do not in this country, right? We were just there for the wedding We were just there for the wedding Yeah y'all That's true That's true We made a video reviewing something

at the wedding and we were like We're in England We're here in England Are the McNuggets the same over there? They were when we had them on Saturday It tasted a lot like Arby Gulls When you try to open it in the outfit.

Whoops. I loved everything about that. 59%. 59. Michael? I like them. I would get this before any other chicken at McDonald's. They're currently selling here in America. I think they're better than nuggets.

I would rather get these over a chicken sandwich. Not me. I get they don't have the fat Breading crispy, but I'm still fine with it. I Give it a 72% It's been a while since we've been so so I would get 65.5 Pretty accurate. Yeah, I think that's pretty good. McDonald's gets high ratings. Gracie, if you got- They're McDonald's, dude.

Even like crap McDonald's is still McDonald's. McDonald's never really disciplines us, yeah. What would you rate it? You know what it is. What do you think? I'll probably say like a 70. Like it was good. I had no qualms, but I don't know that I want them again.

But like- We all dipped in the ice cream. We dipped the chicken tenders in ice cream. I would say it was good, but I don't know that I want them again. Yeah. We all dipped in the ice cream. We dipped the chicken tenders in ice cream. I would say it was good, but it was fun. Yes it was. Okay. I'm not sure how I was unclear. I wouldn't say it was good.

Yeah, but you were saying it wrong. How interesting that you're wrong. Yeah. Nick style. Nick liked it too. If you're not gonna say it right, you're gonna lose your right to say. That's more damning than you think it is. No, I I do understand that but I just know he's always on my side

Except about except about except about the Sunday. I do understand that but it's also important for people to be agreeing. Yeah Yeah, I made that very clear that I prefer to be agreed with 5.5 you can go to 100% eat that starter grab some some merch I think we still have the cinnamon shirt up there go get those But then I realized I would have had to wear it to my doctor Don't forget to go to patreon.com slash 100% eat to see this week's Michael Jordan podcast. Where, Oh my God, I was choked. Where Gracie's going to open all these.

Yes! Don't miss it. I might throw up. This is going to be at 100% eat cannon event. Yeah, absolutely. I might throw up. That's patreon.com slash 100% eat. Also, our anniversary is coming up.

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Can't wait to get into these okay yeah we knew that this is gonna be a quick stop there other than that uh-huh no other no other make any more noise before we end yeah six pack I could read maybe all right okay all right this right, this one. Yeah, this one was bad. Yeah, this one was a bad one Just think it could have been so much worse if she just opened bad, but so much fun mm-hmm was it fun. I had fun Yep, you know hey you know we talked about it. You know you know we talking about asking to hear the raw cut anyway They're not gonna. I saw I saw people were like I want the version where I can hear all the Gracie noise Oh, oh god. Let me let it rip subscribe tell your friend about the show where Gracie gets to do whatever she wants

Yeah, that's a Michael Jordan podcast. I think might also be this but I'm not sure it might definitely was this Bye bye Ice cream cup go. What fun. I hit the TV. Whoa! Good job, Gracie. Is that going?

Yeah, what are you talking about? Post that everywhere. No! Oh my God! You