100% Eat - Graysie Throws Out the Format %% PF Chang's Golden Feast

Episode Date: November 26, 2024

Our Heroes take Graysie to their annual PF Chang's holiday menu feast. What's with all this fried chicken? Is this what the holiday menu is? At least there's drinks, sort of. Graysie plays with the food then looks up animated characters that look like their voice actors. She's in Kazooie mode for this one and she does ASMR. Viva La Vegas. Eat your heart out. Give the gift of 100% Eat this holiday patreon.com/100percenteat/gift Our next livestream will be Wednesday November 27 @ 6pm CT where we watch Madame Web with YOU! Join the discord at Patreon.com/100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

At Mazda, we craft cars for those who choose to do more than simply move. So choose joy, choose the road, and choose to get out there. Choose your calling, choose to make memories, and choose more of what moves you. Mazda. Move and be moved. What happened? Go ahead, what happened? I think one margarita did something to me. Whoa! Hey, welcome to 100% Eat, where we try every fast food restaurant

to let you know if you needed you probably do I'm your host Michael Jones alongside my co's Jordan swears Jordan. How are you? dude, I just said this one's gonna be talky and then a wall of sound just erupted a Cacophony it was The music the crazy talking about to talk, Gracie, finish your thought, Michael talk. He wasn't even looking at you.

Gracie's here today. She wasn't looking at me mean today. No, we've been getting along today. Oh, fuck, I dropped my dot. I feel like when a Gracie episode happens, I don't even need to Why bother like we trying what you need to do is ask what time of day? You know sometimes Gracie time Gracie time is usually nighttime That's been the case and sometimes I like to say it's a Gracie episode. It's late. We didn't even drink anything

It's not late, but we did drink Has Gracie pointed out one second into the Also, I told you you were gonna get into the rest of those I know yeah She encouraged it. I figured why not she need all the blue encouraging you put them in front of me She had seven fortune Not an exaggeration an exact number She had seven fortune cookies. Not an exaggeration, an exact number. Seven fortune cookies.

Literally seven. You have to watch the ride along, because she doesn't eat all seven there. She had four at the restaurant. Five at the restaurant. She grabbed one on the way out, she ate one on the way out. And then Michael went, guess what? I went back inside for more fortune cookies. I was wondering what you got for her.

And she goes, what did you go back for? And I went, I forgot my phone. And she went, okay. Did you believe that yeah in her car? Just like I believe when he said he had five kids. I didn't say five things at four we went to P.F. Chang's yeah Are you really P.F. Chang what up? What a? Exciting thing that Jordan pushed really hard for. He did.

He did, I backed him on that. I agree. So we did, last year, kind of notice when the P.F. Chang's holiday menu came out that it was around the same time as the previous year we did it, and it was like, when did that episode come out? The week of Thanksgiving?

We got a tradition baby. That's how traditions get started. And Eric was like, well I'm thinking we go in December, and Jordan's like, I'm thinking you shut the hell up. Yeah, no kidding. I really don't wanna be the guy who fights for it because at the end of the day it's kinda stupid. But it's a fun tradition and at the time we talked about it

they hadn't announced their holiday menu yet. Which is kinda like getting me nervous. Yes, but then like the next day they were like holiday menu But that's not really was it though. I mean it was out for the holidays. Yeah boy. They had chicken necessarily branded as a holiday menu now they did say We'll call it the Golden Feast was the Golden Feast nothing but fried chicken And then we got there and Eric tried to order something else. I saw feast. That was the chef's food.

He tried to get the chef's feast. I was like, you weren't using- What the- What is this? Yeah. No, I'm with her. What the- She- She- She- I mean- Just shaking her head no. I know, I know. Like, give me a break. Cut, cut, cut. Dropping the ball like she dropping

fortune cookies in your car None are dropped in the car you dropped one There's no Open it out the window hey, I didn't drop shit If it was dropped it would still be on the ground. I offered to open it out the window so crumbs would- And I said don't worry about it. We're talking about two different things. We're talking about crumbs, which man you crack that open, crumbs everywhere. But then I'm talking about you just drop the whole fortune cookie as soon as you unwrap it.

You rip the bag and it flew out of the bag. I know. I also dropped one in the can of things. Into the sauce. The first one she had, she dropped into the sauce. The problem was she got too excited Yes, because she was like oh fortune cookies. Give me give me give me give me give me boom Explosion out of the bag and it landed in the sausage she went huh Right into the savory sauce picked it up

Got a wet napkin and started wiping it off and then ate some of it and went, can I have another one? Luckily the guy who gave us the fortune cookies didn't give a shit and just threw down like 20. He just went, here's a handful. It was like eight of them. I would argue he did give a shit and that's why he gave so many.

Every single time we do stuff like that, like whenever you asked him to take a picture of us, I was just like, what do stuff like that like whenever you asked him to take a picture of us. I was just like What do they think? They're taking a picture. Yeah, but I'm like raising they serve people all day every day. I agree with you, but it cares And I'm like how does he think it's a bunch of siblings and their uncle I I really do think that it's oh if if I were a waiter and I saw this group I would think oh, that's so nice

This is one of their little sisters and we're take they're taking her out for a tag along He's an old guy and he always pays. Yeah, that's what it looks like. So he's the uncle What the fuck? His children he's the grunkle or no, well, he's a grunkle he's not really he's like he's our great uncle Okay, it's the only kids he knows. I'm just someone's sister It's the only kids he knows I'm just someone's sister I'm just I am merely someone yes That's all I get old guy some guys and just a girl is probably what she's just a girl Just a girl that is all I am I definitely think it's a little sister situation when they just go like oh, that's nice

They're being polite to their little cause also like not like not every patron is like, can you take our picture? No, no, no. It's someone's birthday. It's someone's birthday, it's a holiday. But at the Sopranos table like that, oh take that picture. Dude, third year in a row we got the table. Yup, didn't even have to make a reservation. We were talking about how it was cold, it's already hot.

Told you. It is hot. Told me, told her. Told her. Fucking told me. I turned it down. I told her. It was 73, I. I'm sorry. I was looking at you I was talking to her

That's great, what are you talking about? Okay? We did have some great Gracie moments at the table Michael was talking about what to eat like working out and what to eat and he was just like you know I used to Really follow that trapping. It's like only white meat and like the chicken, I've eaten turkey and all this stuff. But now I can eat whatever I want. And now I can eat whatever I want. I just do whatever I want, eat whatever I want and Gracie went, yeah, that's, do whatever you want. Yeah. What are you talking about? It wasn't, it wasn't just that. It was, wait, what are you talking about?

But it was first like engaging like, I know that game. Yeah. Here's what I do. Yeah, yeah, I do wait. Who are you? How did I get here dude, I'll tell you this maybe it's cuz I was sitting far away from her I didn't get kicked once today. Oh, there were no kicks. Well. I kick you last time. You're always kicking You've kicked me. No, you're saying that I just stopped kicking. Yeah, I look down. I could see you kicking I called it. I called it out. You kicked me wait. I did No later earlier earlier. I said oh, she's getting later and later and honestly later wait You're always kicking

I don't Were set directly opposite eye so there was eyeline and then you even pointed out I think that's why we're getting along today You because I eye contact if I can see the word coming out of your mouth Like when Squidward goes into that white void and he can be Yeah, it's always a alone and the words come out of his mouth. It is another SpongeBob episode. Yeah it is. It's always a SpongeBob episode with Grinch. Wait, it's not like SpongeBob?

It's never a thing that I've watched or have any... He's like totally blind to it. Oh yeah. He's not blind to it. No, the problem is he was 16 when it came out. I think I was like 12 or 13 when it came out. I mean that is, was it 99? Pretty good demographic. Yeah, so I was I was 13

That's pretty on par for me. I was nine well guys. I was 13. I would Yes, I was been cooking. I didn't watch it. I love him so yeah, dude at the Krabby Patty. Yeah You made the special and everything How dare you I love that show so much I want to have the crabby f**k. You made the spatula and everything. You f**k. How dare you. I love that show so much. We walked into the P.F. Chang's. There was food to touch. It was right into the microphone.

It was right into the microphone. Watch the ride along and know that it happens there too. That was the same tone as before. Right? Grazie. Grazie. It happens there too It was loud next to me I could only imagine how bad it was for Nick. I'm sorry We and now she's away from the microphone Okay, I may never come

She will never come back, but she'll start hitting She gave be this far Is it doing doing is it doing let us know in the comments is it doing ASMR you get an ASMR, okay? We walked in to the P.F. Chang's there was food on the hostess and Yeah, had to touch it. She walked in shook with that Huddled around it. Well, you were huddled around the hostess the hostess desks so she could talk to us and seat us. We, we, we, get out of the way, I'm trying to poke this food! And then they had like a display of a couple foods out there and I kept saying, I kept saying it's real, touch it, poke it.

And then, touch it. There we're about to get seated. And she did touch it. And I went is it real? And she went I don't know, I didn't touch it long enough. So then we went to go get seated and she reached, but I like walked into her armrest, she went oh, sorry, so I walked by her and then she started touching it Because the hostess came and then those was like I'll see you now and she started walking away and I turn I went

She's not looking And I didn't realize how much Gracie touched it until we got near the table Uh-huh, there was a little waiter stand with Fortune cookies with the fortune cookies were there and also a bunch of napkins, and she picked up a napkin and went I didn't have it all over me I just thought it was like how sometimes Restaurants will present like the new thing as a prop and it's like I think it's more work to create a plastic prop of it But you just make it and sit it up.

I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that, Gracie. It's just usually not at the host's stage. Where else would it be? It's kind of like how it's more cost effective if you're making an animated show or movie to cast someone and then try to make the character look like them instead of the other way around What's the other way around you kind of like you from the ground up and then look for an actor that Gaspar okay, who does this look like I just thought they would

They wanted it to look and it wouldn't matter if it looked like the voice actor I mean sometimes it doesn't sometimes it it doesn't I was cheeky. Yeah Is it always in dream it's what I mean yeah, that's we talked about we talked about shark tail shark tail Oh, but who does oh, that's not who does this fickle me. That's illumination. Oh Over the hedge Who plays your dragon over the hedge how to train your dragon who plays anyone in over the hedge I couldn't Bruce Willis is the raccoon oh really mm-hmm I've never seen it oh that's kind

of fitting does it kind of look like him though wait what about the skunk who plays her no it just looks like a raccoon no she's looking at Bruce Willis plays the look it up on your phone at least do it into the microphone oh my god wait and and the squirrel is Steve Carell this is my favorite episode we've ever it's Gracie naming voice actors to movies I've never seen you've never seen over the hedge Eric said he was too old for spongebob when did over the hedge come out?

Ten nine ten two thousand six all right earlier than I thought but you're so you're right. I was in college I Forget I'm sorry Accepted yeah, she was fine, but how'd you know Bruce Willis? Because I remember the trailer and going Bruce Willis is the raccoon how weird we got you Got caught you got big sponge Bob and over the hedge this guy secretly I hope I remember to make that the thumbnail Thanks, oh here we go look you can't tell me this does not look just like fucking don't you dare tell her it doesn't Oh, that was blurry deep corral as fuck It does look like they photoshopped his teeth into a face

No, she's not going to you just Google it yeah, I can send it They photoshopped his teeth into a face Yeah, I can send it What even is that we're at an impasse? It's it's like that's his character. That's a little spin-off thing with that That's a spin-off. Okay, but who's hamming the fact? Yep. We blow through the back page No, let's just get rid of it. No, we need that Let's um we've talked about the grace Which channel do you want it in? You said this Oh, but I send it can I send it in one with no context and the people get no

No, because we won't fight because then people are gonna be talking about it, and it will be lost in three minutes Hey, hey, yep. Well. I'll send it in both great Okay, which is which is the one that like gets conversation started general time put it in general sure okay wait general chatting She might be my little place me on this one Okay, okay, I sent it there So I don't think I'm gonna have time for the po show. I don't want it. Don't hand it to me Not the post show. She said throw it away It's the second show it's shorter we do it after

No, but I We're not doing it. It's the second show, it's shorter, we do it after. It's a po-show. Anyone have any PF pinions? No, but I want to talk about Tracen. I believe that was his name. What? Oh, Tracen. Was that our waiter's name? Yeah. I didn't even hear his name.

Tristan? I was Tracen. And I rolled with it because... It was Tristan with an accent. Okay, because I rolled with it because it's like, if anyone's going to be named Tracen, it's that guy. I'm pretty sure it was Tristan. That's fair. Ka- with it cuz it's like if anyone's gonna be named Trayson It's that guy pretty sure it's Tristan He said could chow he kept saying could chow cuz he said So why would you say do

Okay, well you know what that that that checks out. I guess no you were not No, you were not Trayson slash Tristan was being genuine when he said good show when he revealed the drink things And he took out you guys ready. Yeah, you got snapchat. Yeah, I got yeah, I'm 38 I got well, I mean to be fair you fall over that you were filming it like a dork When he goes to snapchat you don't really have the high ground ago Snapchat you don't really have the high ground ago Like you had your phone ready Then he came out with the other thing sparkler on it and you he's like hang on and wave you to get your phone She kind of lose you the argument started going down this road

She got excited because she agreed and was like yeah. Yeah, tell them Like rewind that part and watch Gracie go yeah Kazooie not you know Absolutely, that's what she sounds like Kazooie not you It's a video game that came out in the 90s. Yeah, it's called banjo-kazooie banjo It's a bear plays a bear who goes go and then he's got a bird friend in his back I have to look into it. I do recommend it's a great game Kazooie the bear? Kazooie the bear. That's correct. Banjo-kazooie

Banjo-kazooie I Oh The bear is right banjo Kazooie banjo Kazooie I But this reminds me of there's a what's the the video game that has is it a fox we don't know is it What are you saying? More than that get more of the thought out I can't Fantastic than that get more of the thought out I can't fantastic and he has like a kind of catchy name like that and he was it Sly Cooper crash Bandicoot oh I think that might be it oh something like not let me look it up sure I think it might

be a Bandicoot is Is that what I'm... I only found out... WE DON'T KNOW! I only found out a bandicoot is a real animal a couple years ago. Yeah, it's because of the show. Oh, Conker's Bad Fur Day? I'm strapped in. I'm in for the ride wherever it goes.

I need to look at all the things. It's definitely not. Is it Gex? Gex the fox. Is that a person? Gex the fox. Wait what is that? It's a gecko.

Is that something that I shouldn't have looked at? Well cause Gex is a gecko. I was gonna say nothing came up. We don't know what fox thing you're talking about. We still have no idea what you're talking about. You want to talk about A Court of Thorns and Roses? Cause I'll talk about that. I think it was Crash Bandicoot.

Do you want to talk about Crescent City? I just heard of that. I think we should talk about P.F. Chang's and learn. Do you guys want to learn? We'll get to Tristan. No, but I'll rip through it. We don't want to learn. Can we keep calling him Tristan? No, but I'll rip through it Can we keep calling him Tracy yeah Our last pf Chang's episode is face jam was November 21st 2023 where we ate the holiday menu received an average rating of a 91 Oh, yeah Rush because you gave it like an 80 something and then you went but for vibes

98 It was alright right. Google it. Google holiday. P.F. Chang's holiday menu, twenty twenty three and let her put it on Google it so I can get through the fact. Yeah. OK.

P.F. Chang's twenty twenty three holiday menu, Fox. Bruce Willis, Kazooie the bear. At Mazda, we craft cars for those who choose to do more, then simply move. So choose joy, choose the road, and choose to get out there. Choose your calling, choose to make memories, and choose more of what moves you. Mazda, move and be moved. That's rainbows. I don't know if that's a joke.

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Yeah, honestly. Incredible. Yep, P.F. Chang's, nope, I already read that one. But this one also starts P.F. Chang's. Jordan, I'm trying to get through before she's done. I'm done. What'd you find? I didn't find the dessert, but if you just google p.m.. Chang's holiday menu we come up really look wait boom there We are

That's it and boom boom. That's the picture of us That's a picture of us that looks photoshop. Yeah That picture's crazy nice it looks really photoshopped. Nick looks the most photoshopped. Well actually Jordan, wait. I've never really looked at it though. I don't look that photoshopped. Everyone else I feel like that.

No, you look super photoshopped. Really? I look so photoshopped. Jordan looks really photoshopped. Nick looks like a fucking sticker. Not being able to see the picture at all from here. Oh, I'm sorry. You look really photoshopped. Oh, crazy.

Nick looks like a sticker. Really? Oh, I just missed this out. Also, he left his keys in your car. I swear to God. He did, he did, he did. I didn't. You did?

No, y'all haven't even been in my car. No, Michael did leave his keys in my car one time. Yeah, the time we were in your car. I was already inside my apartment and he's like, Can you come back? And I was like, no. That happened. So then the last time we saw you-

I was like, I'm not coming back. And then I was like, well you have to, so then you did. Well, I obviously had to. But then the last time we saw you, as a joke, I went, I'll let my keys in the car. And you're like, again? I said, Chrissy, we weren't in your car! I never know. Oh man. Alright, go ahead with the facts Chrissy, we weren't in your car! I never know. Alright, go ahead with the facts.

No, you wanted to stop me. Did you get out with it? I don't think we should do that. I didn't think you did. I tried to warn you. At this point, it doesn't matter. We have changed recently. I just gotta say, that's on me. That's my bit. Yeah, bit. I just gotta say that's on me

Yeah, bit Go ahead Nick road bit in the car PFC's recently lost out on 49 million dollars when their insurance provider Lloyd's of London only gave them 1 million in pandemic insurance Compensation instead of 50 million pf Chang's expected which led to a lawsuit that P.F. Chang's lost. Crazy that gimmick insurance company Lloyd's of London who insured things like an actor's crossed eyes and the comedy routine who's on first would shortchange you then have the legal power to fuck you.

Who could have seen that coming? Probably not that cross-eyed actor, third base. We skipped one. No, I need that. Oh, it's because you said P.F. Chang's three times in a row. Yeah, I didn't know any of that. Oh, it's because you said P.F. Chang's three times in a row. Yeah, well that's what it's about. All right, I'll go back real quick. Oh, you know why?

It's because it goes P.F. Chang's credits, and the next one is P.F. Chang's is credited. Yep. Oh, it's Eric's fault. It is so Eric's fault. Oh, I think it's his fault. P.F. Chang's is credited with bringing Sriracha to the masses, introducing it as the main condiment at every location

That's why he knows I'm yeah Go back go back run now goes through more than 100,000 bottles a year of rooster sauce Second only in use to sauce monkey when he links up with his father-in-law to really go to town on some dinner Or are you guys still at odds? He knows what he did Did he apologize no oh so yes, you're still at odds You want to talk about monkey money yeah, I mean Luke I ate the pastrami sandwich. It was cold. I took the meat out. It was hot. I put mustard on it

I took off the pickles He added pickles It was He swapped the mustard. He had so many things to tell us about the leftover pastrami sandwiches Which he did not want to know that much At best he said did you eat it like he brought it up he said he finished them I said finished his wife I don't remember what my question was but you did keep talking so maybe I asked

the question I should have done that and then I asked did you heat it up and then in the air fryer and he said no I should have I ate it I ate the question I should have done that and then I asked did you heat it up in the in the air fryer? And he said no, I should have I ate it. I ate the first one cold is what he said Michael hammered him for eating the sandwich cold. It was not fun. It was not fun. It was not great warm And I said why did you eat it cold and he said it was free which doesn't't answer the question at all. It was free whether you heat it up or not. We started getting into whether or not it was free. Then he started talking about monkey money, because then Eric chimed in, it wasn't free. And he goes, well I didn't pay for it. And you're like, you kinda did.

Indirectly, no. The company paid for it. And he goes, no, he ordered more than we ate, so extra was free. Right. So it's like and then and then for one minute That turned on to yeah, why did you order the giant sandwiches? Which just made him go great the lights not on me get him get him get him get him get him But then quickly the light was turned back and we went, but that's not what free it's not free and then he went monkey money

It's found money The money was a spent money was already spent with no money was found his money. It was monkey sandwich I'm on my own waste so I just ate it, but so it doesn't change the money amount at all and that right there This is like when you agreed to me about the water thing and I quickly went I'm wrong. It's like girl math Oh, yeah, it's girl math It's monkey math I agree with that. It's bananas Former Raiders coach John Gruden was on a podcast last week He talked about how Raiders owner Mark Davis is dialed in at the killer P.F. Shanks.

He said Davis doesn't even order, they just bring him what they know he wants. The Raiders have won two games this year, so maybe dial in that personal first, bud. Just win, baby. Did you mean personnel? Yeah, yes. He walks into the P.F. Shanks,

we talked about this on other episodes. Commitment to excellence. It's? Yeah, yes. He walks into the P.F. Changs. We talked about this on other episodes. Commitment to excellence. It's sport talk, Jordan. But knowing that he walks in, goes to the same seat, and John Gruden goes, yeah, man, it's the nice P.F. Changs. It's in the expensive part of town. It's the killer P.F. Changs. Oh, wow.

The way you said that and the, that's John Gruden. I watch the clip a lot. Let me tell you. It was a that's John group. I watched the clip a lot. Let me tell you Uh-huh. It was a killer PF James then he just kept saying they bring him what they know he wants Yeah, how do they read his mind? He's like one of those guys that goes and he's like the usual No, wait, maybe I mean, yeah, we always talk about yeah, but she doesn't remember no, that's I don't she doesn't remember Although I did so much Raiders coach on TV the other day, but I don't remember that was yeah

So that was John Gruden. This is Mark Davis the owner of the Raiders She shot No way. I don't know what he looks like. Oh, okay. He looks cool. I hate remembering the haircut. I hate remembering the haircut. Does he look like a guy who orders at a P.F.J.? That guy looks like he'd be dialed in at the killer P.F.J. Wait, there's so much wrong with him. It's just an old man. That's fine.

His hair. But he has a seven-year-old boy's haircut. Worse. And it's a little ginger. It looks like that Colors where you could detach from a leg. Oh, right, right. He's so old. Yeah, it's not just not gray. It's bright Yeah, he must fluorescent. Yeah, it's like it looked like Colonel Brian's hair Yeah Is that his wife? That's his girlfriend. Well, they did they bring her when he goes to be a jinx?

Wait, can I bring her when he goes to be a Jankx? Wait, can I see this? That's bringing what he wants. Can we pass the device on? Pass the device. Grace is gonna take a look. Hang on. She needs more information. Now are you still looking at his haircut or are you looking at his girlfriend?

She knows her. Both. What the fuck? Well he's rich. He owns... Eww! He owns one of only the few NFL teams there are in the world. Yep.

I'm sick. And they don't even have to be good for him to be rich. In fact, they're terrible and he's very rich. Have you? That's him looking at his girlfriend across the table at P.F. Chang's. Where's the killer P.F. Chang's? What do you want to order? Put that menu down. No, I'm gonna Google his dad. Hi, man

Oh, I'm a man. Where's the ID? She'll just have the fortune cookie out. This is dead now But it took a very long time for Al Davis to die here. He's pretty young here. Mm-hmm Well, he's better looking than a son you swipe over that's Yeah, you got How's that? I don't feel like I can say anything about this cause he's dead. He won't mind. He actually can't hear you. Al Davis also doesn't give a fuck what any of us think.

Do you think a man dressed like that gives a shit what you think? When Al Davis was alive, he could not give a fuck less about anyone. He looks so weathered. Just win baby. Well he's dude. Just win, baby. Well, he's tired of winning all the time. Wait, but I want to go back to Mark. I get more of a kick out of Mark. You have a phone!

Ew! Oh, that's a great- Ew! That's a Michael. He looks like the Pillsbury Doughboy. That's a great picture, Mark. That's disgusting. That's awesome.

Wasn't there like a thing of like, young, they like find like guys hot in like whiter, white or gray sweatpants? He's close to that right? Yeah. Yeah dude, you- That's like the hot sweatpants? Yeah that's hot. You can almost see the whole thing.

That's what's hot! That's why he's covered up. He's got that fucking- Michael? Mark Davis got that thigh slapper going? He's disgusting. Take my phone, not my vape. Thank you. Mark. David's got that thigh slapper going. He's disgusting Take my phone on my vape. Thank you. I could see you dressing up like him for Halloween. Oh my god

It would kill okay. It's great How old is his girlfriend? 20 or 21 or something she's young probably younger. Okay, so here's a younger picture of him, okay? We're still talking about it. I got through the Yeah, it's true So here's a younger picture of him. Okay, we're still talking about it. I got through the facts, I'm done. Yeah, that's true. Now you're waiting to win. You gotta read the long. Can I say something really mean?

Hang on, let me show you this one. It's not bad. He looks undercooked. It's like the word I wanted to. Put him back in the oven. Don't cook him at all. He looks like raw dough What is raw dough that wrinkly

Just recoil like did you just fall down the stairs he has a band-aid in his head? No he was just 80 and smoked cigarettes and drank every day to get a pulse I've been smoking too much but I put a band-aid in his skin and it's falling off It's the problem There's not an old man alive who doesn't have a band-aid on his hand He's in the old Spraturina arena Yeah they all have it on their hands

That's so good at night v's and shit Mark Davis' girlfriend is 26 Here they are together in a cave They're having so much fun, and yeah, and you're thinking what are people think when we go to? It's like oh yeah, they're thinking what they're thinking what a cute couple You're thinking grandpa brought his granddaughter to the game. No, I know exactly who it is and they know exactly Because he only takes her to pfj Yeah, can we go out somewhere nice? They know exactly who it is and they know exactly why they're there. I guess that's true. Because he only takes her to P.F. Chang's. Yeah.

Can we go out somewhere nice? This is the killer P.F. Chang's. This is the killer P.F. Chang's. Are you not dialed in right now? Next year we should go to his P.F. Chang's. We have to fly to Oakland? Yeah. Yeah, that's what he said.

I didn't realize it was all the way over there. I think it would be Las Vegas at this point, right? Where did you think it would be? I don't think he's dying. I think I think he insisted on getting out of Oakland interesting. You're probably right Oh my god. He goes to the nice one in Las Vegas Vegas PFJ hey here. We come he goes to hate for Vegas vacation. Viva La Vegas is that what the saying is That's what they say. Viva La Vegas! Viva La Vegas! Viva La Vegas! We're on the same page there. Isn't that Frida Kahlo's last painting?

With the watermelons? I realized it's Viva Las Vegas. That's Gallagher. I meant to say Las Vegas. This rocks. This is the best episode we've ever done. This is the best episode we've ever done. We hired out all of our new queens. We had rising dragon margaritas. Can you explain that to me? This rocks. This is the best episode we've ever done. This is the best episode we've ever done. Eat your heart out Olive Garden. We had rising dragon margaritas.

Can you explain that to me? What? Eat your heart out. Like I always see people say that in like a mean way to people. Right? Oh, oh you're saying like can you explain the turn of phrase eat your heart out? Yeah. Oh, I thought you were... I didn't understand what you were asking.

I'm sorry I don't think I did. I think, God, frankly. I don't think I know. I think I frankly. I don't know where the phrase comes from, but I think it's just like. But it's mean, right? Yeah. I think it didn't used to be. Yeah.

I think when it first probably was in use, it was literally like, look at all this food. Eat to your heart's content. Yeah. Eat your heart out. Yeah, and then I think what happened is. Eat so much, your heart goes out. Probably.

And then in the 90s, We were trying to learn sarcasm So people it's yeah, eat your heart out. Yeah, you're like Michelle Tanner. That's so crazy full house is nuts Like it would just be that got it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah you do What did you guys think of the rising dragon margarita that we had great? I thought it was really tasty and they put a little sprig of a Rosemary it looked like Christmas tree. it looked like Christmas tree it looked like Christmas tree it had to be rosemary and so I was like holiday menu I was trying to make it happen closest we could get yeah we kind of made it ourselves Christmasy it was how they put white salt it would have looked like Christmas that's

true like purple a dark purple it's not a Christmas drink so I don't care I guess you're right yeah I guess they did more in a dragon. It did come with a smoke show Kachow And it was like it was strong water got shut off What my power went on my credit card changed? I guess I didn't change my credit. I hate when that happens My whole neighborhood's power went out the other day really yeah entire neighbor because it rained No, it was sunny It just went out that day. This is before the rain a couple months ago a transformer blew up

Behind my house really made a loud noise and god and my power went out for eight hours. Oh my god Yeah, that's how mine was only out for one. Well luckily. It's only been 80 degrees in Austin every day Yeah, it was it was a bad time and They were there until like midnight Wow With like lights and like they craned it out. Yeah, and then crazed one That's what you have to do when it when it blows it It's not like oh, we just have to change the small part wait. It's fucking done

I gotta stop you guys right here. What item are we talking a transformer is like I'm like picture in the movie You said it I think oh, maybe you're just like word playing like a machine no no no so what so basically it's it's It's just a big like they're usually green. Oh, oh, yeah You smoked your first cigarette big like they're usually green. Oh, oh, green box. Yeah, I was a kid. Yes, the green box. You smoked your first cigarette and went, oh, I don't know that I like that. That's not what I was doing at the green box in my neighborhood.

I was like five. I would like stand on it like it was mountain. And then that's how I would get on my friend's shoulders. Oh, there you go. So it exploded by Jordan's house. It said roll out and then

and then what it does is it like, like it regulates and distributes power like in your area. And so when it blows, it blows big style. It's not small. And you're lucky enough to have it in your backyard. It was in my backyard. There's an alley behind it. And I can see from my window. And then it exploded.

Yeah. Pretty cool. I heard it go boom and it went What was that? Yeah? It's getting warm in this house. Yeah I've just been calling it the big green box. I just go on my knee from falling off the big green box there You go well you call it a transformer now. There you go. Oh that would've been cool as a kid if I knew Hey, what do you guys think of the the dumplings in the spare ribs? They were good. Spare ribs were great Those spare ribs. I liked them both. Awesome. Yeah. Nick was going crazy to not get that sixth one We all knew it would happen

So there were five of us six spare ribs. Uh-huh. We all had one. There's one left and now the dance begins No! No! Go ahead! No! And now the dance begins. No! I mean, except for Jordan. No! Go ahead, no! It was everyone going, Nick, you can have it. No!

And then Nick doing that to every single person to make sure that there was confirmation. And then Jordan finally got tired of it, so he went, hey, watch this, and grabbed it, put it on his plate, and started eating it. And it was like, that rocks. You do the menu, I gotta get my water turned back on. Oh, shit! Okay, go for it guys if you like this part of the podcast check out the Michael Jordan podcast What we're talking about fuck the spare ribs and then the dumplings. Right. So then there were-

I jokingly said as I was eating it, and now Nick's gonna be watching me scornfully as I eat it. Uh huh. And then I think Michael said he's gonna be like at the end of the meal. I'm not full full. But you know, I got room for one more rib.

You got room for one more rib. Like just like kind of point kneeling about it. And sure enough when we get back, you'll be like I wonder what it would have been like with that extra rib. I wonder how I'd feel. Are you wondering about that last rib? Maybe. Will you be wondering about it all day?

Maybe. Why are you whispering to him? Did you hear me? I didn't. I I did no you didn't What she says Sonic pretzel? What what you didn't I think what you didn't hear when you were eating the last round was Nick Sort of muttering to himself, but sort of loud enough to other people Looks good

He kept going. What if it tasted different? What better? No, someone else started that then I took up the call who started it Who knows? Was it Gracie who should I throw under the bus? Oh Good cool, just put it on speaker only sixth in the queue. Oh good, cool. Just put it on speaker. Only sixth in the queue. Yeah, that's fine. Uh, spare ribs great. Dumplings really good too. I like them.

I had two of those. He got the extra one. That's the way time's 10 minutes. Oh great. Um, I was really impressed with those things. I didn't think that they were gonna be like, wow yeah, make sure you get these next time. I could eat only the I think that's copyrighted. Yeah, no way this that shit is not copyright

Well, yeah, it's it's copy way. It's copywritten by our clock. It's a song that plays with the time I swear to God that music changed. Yeah, it used to just be no No, it's always been it's always been island time. It literally just beeped. Yeah, holy fuck. Yes Maybe if it was manhandled incorrectly no What we would sit at that big octagon table it would go are you talking about that? Yes? Yeah, no No, it's island time. I thought she was talking about the whole no that It used to not play Hawaiian music ever happened. I Don't think it's Hawaiian specifically, but whatever music it was it nobody remembers it beeping

we've never gotten their appetizers before because There's always set of it's always set of different settings. I know and y'all fucking change We changed it like day one, but wait yeah, but then when I am number five We changed it like day one, but wait. Yeah, but then when I asked it last time, everybody was like, ugh. Uh, you're right. We usually don't get the appetizers because it's the holiday menu as a whole thing. We got appetizers last year. Which is what the chef menu was this time.

Did we get appetizers last year? You don't know what we got. I don't know. You tried to look up the dessert and couldn't find it. She found a picture of us. I assume we got apps. Two freshly cracked eggs, any way you like them. Three strips of naturally smoked bacon and a side of toast.

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Melissa and Doug, the play is pretend, the skills are real. Look for Melissa and Doug wherever you shop for toys. This episode is going to get done in spite of yeah This is how I felt we went to carabas. Hey Jordan. We should learn about the food. You know what? Let's actually do it Korean fried chicken. Oh Sorry, I just said that I just said that! I'm just like the sheet! Go ahead.

Gracie, you want to take the first word for me? Korean. Oh, indulge. Sorry! I'm sorry. Unbelievable! Third base! I'm sorry. We could not have scripted that.

I'm ready now. Okay, alright, Gracie's ready now and go! Indulge. In this mouth-watering delicacy, perfectly crispy, juicy, and tender, enjoy with a lightly coated, I'm light-headed, dry rubbed five spice seasoning or sweet and spicy Korean sauce

for the perfect balance of heat and sweetness Available as bone in three piece or six piece and bone less four piece or five piece for one eight piece or ten piece Shareable, so that's what we got we should have also tried the dry rub. Why didn't know I have an update Yeah, third no first so Yeah, third no first so Lindsay was like think our water shut off and I was like fuck cuz I got a new credit card like a month ago or Something like that and most things like bills like that are on Yeah, but I put what I can on the credit card because points points Yep, and I was like fuck and dude I've been getting so much spam lately. It's gone through the roof

No, I usually try and unsubscribe to clear it out But I gotta keep redo redoing it, and when I'm lazy I just delete, delete, delete. So it gets lost in there. So I'm just like, okay, whatever. I look it up and it's like, oh, yep, there it is. Like, hey, here's your notice. Hey, final notice, we're gonna shut it off. And so I look it up, but then I log into my account and it's like, oh, you don't owe anything. And I was like, what? Then what's the problem? It says zero balance. But then I look and it's like current bill And it's like this will be your bill at this date, and I'm like ah

What I whatever so I just manually pay on on the balance is zero. Yeah, oh Then I call as informed. I'm on hold and then I'm waiting Lindsey text me back and goes Oh, there's a worker outside who told me turn the water off to upgrade the meter at Chibi back on soon, and I'm like uh Okay, so I just hung up What? so I Don't but talk about like the perfect I don't know and so yeah, I was like Lindsay said the waters off. I was like definitely shut it off. Yeah, I have a like

It's like a final notice right shut your water off and the final notice to shut off my water was five days ago They said we will shut it off on November 14th, and I went wow they took some time And the guy came out and said I'm gonna upgrade your water Actually you get better water now? So I don't how it get paid? I don't know Sometimes But I maybe paid next month in advance Yeah, alright Sometimes now credit cards change magically yeah, they'll change magically or I don't know. Sometimes. But I maybe paid next month in advance.

Hey, alright! Sometimes now credit cards change magically. Yeah. They'll change magically or they'll let them like, there'll be a grace period before they stop like accepting it and they start declining it, you know? It's just weird that I went there and it was like, we'll get you! And it said, you know nothing. Congrats!

And I went, what? How insane! And hey, guess what? You're back just in time to hear about Taiwanese popcorn chicken. Alright, Gracie, you got the first word. Hit that first word, Gracie. Irresistibly. Crispy, lightly battered boneless chicken thighs tossed with

aromatic dry rub five spice seasoning roasted ooh, guajillo? Guajillo. Chilo. Chili, not chillo. Oh, that's chillo! And basil leaves. So that was the dry rub.

Okay, so the dry rub was put on the... I guess we did. Oh, but on the big wings. Right, it's so much smaller. Also, I thought those didn't have much chicken in them. They were just like crunchy breading. Yeah, they were so much breading. Because they were so tiny. How could you even get chicken in them? There were some small ones in there. I was already struggling to keep up with this episode.

And then I thought my water got shut off because it did, but then just kidding it didn't. I'm really just kind of existing here now. Hey, hey don't worry because you're about to learn about the Golden Feast. Okay. The Golden Feast is accompanied by fresh pickled cucumbers and red onions to cleanse the palate.

A couple of onions. Hahaha. Along with a curated sauce flight that offers guests a journey of flavors, ranging from the classic to the bold. The sauces include sweet soy glaze, dynamite, hot honey, and chili crisp. Half of those were savory. Half of them were so sweet.

Yeah, which one was the good one? Dynamite and chili crisp. Yeah, which one was good one Yeah, I guess it was dynamite dynamite was dynamite was it was the sriracha mayo Yeah, I don't even know no, I was good that was didn't taste like mayo It was the right it was the right kind of crispy and sweet. It was it was nice nice There's many It's pretty good. It's pretty good.

This is a SpongeBob episode, great. Always. No, Patrick. Mayonnaise is not an instrument. Now here's the thing. I think Gracie should read the first one. Oh, okay. And then Michael should read the second one.

Oh, okay. And then Jordan can read the last one. But Jordan wanted me to read the third one. Wow, that's a fucking novel you've got. I'll read the second one. Okay, not even the longest one that I could have picked here. No. Are you kidding?

Oh, I had one that would have taken up a page and a half. This has like chapters. Uh huh. But, Gracie, you got the first one. Alright, I am roleplaying Steven C. We're not roleplaying, but okay. Is that how you see this? Alright.

You're roleplaying Steven C. I am. Because I am giving my review. I'm Steven C. I'm Steven C. And you have to say this. Worth sesame chiked I've ever had in my life. $22 is a waste for this food.

I will never get food from here again. Close it, take it out of business. Wow. I feel like Steven was here. That's classic Steven C. Straight to the point, I like it. Close it, take it out of business. Yeah.

I can't believe he had chiked. Yeah. I know, chiked. You didn't like his chiked? I mean, that's what it says. It's not even CK. It's just a K. He did not like his chiked. You like his chiked? I mean, that's what it says. It's not even it's not even CK. It's just a K. He did not like his chiked. $22 is a waste for this. Don't order chiked. I wouldn't pay $22 for chiked either. Yeah, yeah, I agree. 20 maybe. Bill was a little high, but that's you got what the ambiance was nice, so It was worth it. That's what you pay for when you go there.

It was less than the sandwiches. It's a little more expensive when you go to the killer one. Yeah. Mark Davis, it's where he takes his hot girlfriend. That's not the one here? Her bougie checked. Yeah. All right, this is Austin D.

Okay. Get into character. I understand COVID and being understaffed. But when I approached the host, she informed me that they would not be seating anyone for another hour and 15 minutes unless you want the bar. Then I had to listen to the cooks in the backdrop. Sorry.

The cooks in the backdrop F-bomb after F-bomb complained. Then when ordering lettuce wraps, have a manager whip around and tell me rudely that they are out and walked off. The bartender had a terrible attitude and spent the rest of my meal fighting with the manager and exclaiming to the patrons at the bar, we are out of lettuce wraps.

Sorry, they just told me, but you can't get mad at me for something that isn't my fault and walked off again. He then was talking to himself by me and said no wonder nobody wants to fucking None of that happened Guy sat at the bar and everyone walked off and then everyone clapped and Obama was there Mark Davis's hot girlfriend came in and there was Gracie just playing with a switchboard You were clinking clinking clinking clinking in your hand

What am I doing wrong? Love it. We know you do not The only it's a more ASMR nails on a chalkboard is the only time Nick isn't on her side Hey, he's just there. I do ASMR. He's just there going he's just there going Hey, how he has to fix it is this doing ASMR That is yes, it is. They do yeah the other night. I fell asleep to this girl giving me an ASMR facial Who was it? Context I dare you

I've never been like a avid consumer of it, but it came across my free page and it said three minute ASMR like facial. And so I said, I'll test it out. Your FYP is going to be so ASMR fucked now on TikTok. I do all my- Because I listened to the one? Because, oh yeah.

I do all my ASMR on Spotify. But I didn't like it or anything. If you watch- It doesn't know if you liked it or not. If you watch the video, like ASMR videos, ferret videos, golf videos. Ferret. You know, like they're like a golf mat.

No, I know what a ferret is. They're like small foxes. But you're getting a lot of them. Like them from the video game. Yeah. You're getting a lot of those videos. We'll figure it out. I was for a minute and then I went stop.

I can't get golf off my for you thing. That's what I'm saying, the golf ones, I couldn't suffer them in an easy way. I was for a minute, and then I would stop I can't get off off my for you That's what I'm saying the golf ones. I couldn't I don't I try so hard well yeah Yeah, because you make that face yeah, well it's also so I don't get sports either I do I only listen to GB ASMR on Spotify Yeah, there's there's all kinds of things on Spotify yeah Yeah, JBA is our yeah, you think it's Gameboy advance us more All right, let me do this one Who's this? This is Pierre K. Okay? I'm not be role-playing You're not gonna go French. No

He will the only reason I gave Chang's a one star is because there are no zero stars. Classic. My wife and I were there at 7pm on 9-4-2022. The place was 80% vacant with tons of tables everywhere. Okay. Only a handful of tables were occupied. Got it. Two front attendants were there to make sure they upset every guest slash client and

turned down as much business as possible. Rude and lazy. I feel like if they were there making sure they turned on everyone, they're actually working quite hard. I also like it was an exclamation mark and a period. There were about 12 people waiting to sit down and yet there were dozens of tables set up and available So we were turned down and they claimed that the wait is two to three plus hours

So we asked if we could sit down at the bar who the fuck goes to P.F. Chang's and they say the wait is two to Three plus hours and you go most of the bar. Yeah for three hours anything else The attendant quickly excluded that as well and said that they only have one bartender working after Asking around what was going on it seems like pf Chang's had no servers no help no bartenders in Talking with a person that worked there about a month ago They claim that Chang's pays their employees extremely low wages which explains why they had no workers So we dumped them as did nearly everyone waiting. Sorry Changs, we're breaking up with you.

And went to Tycoon in the domain. We were greeted by a wonderful person and were seated in less than two minutes. The place was extremely well staffed and the food was 100 times better than anything Changs has, even though we didn't eat it. And the workers all seemed happy. They were were kissing our feet they were so tired of winning and yet the prices were about 10 to 20 percent less than Chang's the GM Amy even thanked us for being there as we consumed three main courses what a sad outcome for Chang's when our local fast food restaurants are paying

$18 to start restaurants will have to step up their game or go out of business. That's the only binary choice. What? The only binary choice? James prices are moderate. They could raise their prices by 20% and not lose a single client. What loses clients is when you put the rudest people to greet the customers, MIA managers, and decide to not staff their restaurants. In our mind, this 20 plus year Austin legacy is out for us. Hey guys, hey, hey, hey, hey, nice note in the end. I wish them well though. I wish them

well. Though as yesterday was any forecast of what is to come, I am not too optimistic about their outcome.. I wish them well I Love this review halfway through it's a review for a different We went to the other restaurant and they greeted us immediately and they seated us and people were getting their dick sucked Yeah, it was not even Denny's but they had the Denny's attitude Let me say this that part that part is so odd. They are hoping when they write that Yeah, that's somebody at PF Trings is reading it and they're just like And instead it's getting read on a podcast. Yeah're laughing at you. Sorry. I'm not laughing, dude.

I wish them well. It's so... I do wish them well. I wish them well, though. Rude! Lazy! Suck! No one works here!

This is the only binary choice! I love the inherent oxymoronic nature of that statement. I like when he says that the place they went to is 10 to 20 percent Cheaper than P.f. Chang's and then later said they can raise their prices 20 percent and not lose a person Well, it is a legacy. It is it on a 20 plus year. Austin was your Austin restaurant P.f. Chang's on Jollyville Road at the Arboretum Yeah What the fuck did Pierre stutter?

Cuz he did repeat himself a couple times he mentioned that there were people waiting and there were seats about four times Yeah, yeah, he just kept rephrasing but also there are a lot of tables There are so many tables, but no people's And then we left and then everyone saw us leaving. They said, we're with him! And then we all carpooled together. We all went to Tycoon and we kissed at the Tycoon. That man's name? Albert Einstein. Well, that is your review of P.F. Chang's.

Now it's time for our review, letting you know if you should get the golden feast. Here's my review. Not enough fortune cookies. Never enough. Should've had more. Should've given us 20. You said it.

Should've had more fortunes. I know she would. And every fortune Gracie got was like really good. Yeah, she's gonna be. She kept saying, you're a doctor. You're a doctor. You're a doctor. You are on your way to becoming a doctor.

You will have a surprising gift today. Oh, my doctorate. A PhD. She kept your way to become you will have a surprising gift today. Oh my doctorate She kept adding a lot. She was really filling in the brain. She created a whole story. She be great at Mad Libs. Yep. I love Mad Libs You find a purple doctor And then you were feeling very doctor. Okay. This is a Gracie, this says verb. Yeah, doctor. Yeah, to doctor something. Buffalo, buffalo, buffalo, buffalo. It's true, yeah. Jordan, what did you think of the Golden Feast, which was mostly Korean fried chicken?

It was definitely mostly Korean fried chicken. A little too much fried chicken. We did get the little desserts. Yeah, those were fun. They were good. The key lime pie was actually really good. And I really appreciate Gracie not touching it with her hands I of course she's just gonna touch that one with her mouth. Yeah, I Touched this one yet. She goes I have not touched this one with my bare hands. Yeah, yeah

I never got around to it. I Had also already touched the one up front so I was you got the experience already Gracie also bailed on the chopsticks immediately. I Never been good at it. Yeah, that's why you have to practice no one starts good Well some people probably start I gave I didn't I gave up anyway um I I give up. Anyway, um, I Enjoyed the food and it tasted good, but at the whole time I can't help but think I couldn't help but think

I wish it were a holiday themed menu. I agree. I agree. It's the most disappointing thing For something you rarely pushed for. He's doing it too! Yeah, I know. Now you realize that one was odd. Mine was all the way down here. Oh wait, that one was odd. I can still hear it. Mine was down here. Listen to you. Very cool, very cool. New email just came in. Mike Olin. Your colon? Your colon. This one's quieter. Okay, cool. This one's quieter. This one's less metal. No, it's no way. It's actually a lot of metal Don't bother as a message of change they will be receiving a Chang's yeah, just change. Sorry sad what happened to change

This isn't even the killer pf Chang's damn true They will be receiving a 10-point penalty for not having a holiday meal uh-huh this season okay um but that's still is still pretty good so it it's getting a it's getting a 68 ooh okay 68 what did you think of the feast? It was good. Those buckets were Deceptive Giant buckets Like this big and it's only like halfway full half of it

It's crispy noodles, and then chickens on the top. We looked at the bucket and we're like this is fucking great rush hell Yeah, I got my I got my beef lo mein and I was like I'll never finish this and then and then a couple pieces of chicken And people people uh-huh amongst the table were like the buckets are lies Beef lo mein yeah, yeah, he wouldn't get full because of that fucking rib. Oh, yeah the deceptive chicken and that rib stolen from him This guy's hungry Are you? Good thing we're going on a trip Right now It was good. I mean the food was good. I did I did really appreciate that For the sauces they all came in their own little bottles. I like that was actually Nick

That was pretty good. That was pretty cool. We should have taken them We should have taken them. I said he should have stolen them. They came in a really cool like gold. It was heavy It was awesome They had a sauce flight that you would order so that way cuz they weren't all oh the chickens tossed in it It was you get the chicken and then it's sauces on the side Yeah, Trace it was a little confused about how to explain it Yeah, but I think we got there in the end. Uh-huh. If it was just, well the chickens, this other thing, and the sauces come on the side. That's all I really needed. I

also do like though because they had bone-in and boneless. Yeah. And on the menu it was like single or like share. Yeah. Right. But for the bone-in, it was like this many pieces. Yep. But for the boneless it didn't. And so Eric was inquiring like how many do you get with the boneless? And he's like oh you get like six and Eric's like oh, so you just get like the same amount as Boneless cuz it's like if so that's confusing it yes, and he was in the middle going like yeah Just and he didn't say this exactly, but he went yeah, just oh shit. Yeah, oh like I And then read it was like oh he was like look here you dummy. It doesn't say any. Yes. It's like oh, yep. Oh, yep. Whoa that was funny

This is not bodacious. I'm glad I we got two advertisers. I'm glad I got the extra beef omain Yeah, I'm very satisfied not full perfectly hungry. I'm like Nick. I'm really satisfied. I'm like a good Thanksgiving meal You're satisfied. You're not perfectly satisfied Also that drink was good as shit yeah So so we had that rising dragon margarita. That was awesome. I open the menu. It was like a quarter of the page So I just went like boom. I'm gonna get that so right away. He's like anything drink I was like I'm gonna take the rising dragon and he's like and he's like killer. It was killer drink. Yeah Crushing it dude

Second you did Jordan did and I was like that sounds and I'll also have that Nick said it cuz that was the order right it was me and then Jordan Nick Gracie Eric Uh-huh and and it was a Gracie and she went What are we doing? What's going on, what's going on? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, at that time. I had yet to look. No, you were, I was looking at you, looking at the menu. So then you were. It wasn't on the drink page.

It was just like a promotional thing on the first page. Gracie looked at it and thought, okay, good enough. I can live with this. And she was like, throw me in too. Yeah, and then he went, all right, four for four. And I went, all right, I'll do it. Yeah, we'll get five.

We'll get five of them. And he went, five for five. You couldn't be the only one. And I was like. You're the only one. All right, yeah. And then he's like, I bet this nerd. Yeah, we'll get five. We'll get five of them and he went five five You couldn't be the only one and it was like one. All right. Yeah, and then he's like I bet this nerds gonna snapchat His food later and you did Snapchat like what it was It's a podcast it's totally different Stupid I would never don't ever do such a thing. Hey guys, let's take a picture outside

The waiters take a picture outside I had to see if we were photoshopped. Um anyway review good. Yeah, I'm not docking you 10 points Not as good as last year. Yeah, but still quite good. I'm giving an 80 Percent because it's different. Oh, that's right 60. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god My god Average score 74 74 74 you're all here banging two metal utensils together And he's my applause for the score. Oh, I know what it was. And he's just going...

Pretty exciting. It was pretty exciting. Very exciting. Excitement is through the roof. Alright, 74. Good stuff. I thought it was definitely worth it if it was something that you're... If you're going to a P.F. Chang's, I say it's a good thing to get. Definitely try it out.

Don't make a special trip with your family and your little sister for it. Yeah, not this time. Yeah. If they don't come back with something next year, I'm gonna be even more sad. Yeah, I'm gonna be bummed. But we will go there. Oh, we'll definitely go there. But next year could be the last year.

It could be. If you're on thin ice, Mark Davis. Yeah, you're on thin ice, 74. Yeah. Hey, don't forget our next Discord live event. I already forgot. Wednesday, November 27th at 6pm, where we'll be doing a Madame Web watch along. I'm listening. Go ahead. Don't worry about it. Gracie's hanging

out. She's asking Jordan things. We're going to be watching Madame Web with you on Discord. Anyone bug tier and above. So if you're on the Discord, that means you can watch it also. You can also listen to this week's Michael Jordan podcast, which will be on patreon.com slash 100% eat. It's gonna be real weird because Michael's not gonna be

on it. Maybe like a minute. Okay. Like a little bit. And then... You can go 100%eat.store to grab merch and follow us on Twitter and Instagram at 100%eat. And you can send stuff into our P.O. Box. Please do.

For 100% treat. It's P.O. Box 14-3241 Austin, Texas 78714. P.O. Box 14-3241 Austin, Texas 78714. She's in 3 2 4 1 Austin, Texas 78714 We were to do something like that he would immediately be like hey, oh, that's yeah, he's quit. He's just giving up He's just sitting there going There really is nothing you can do. Yep. There's nothing you can do. Let's go feed you a pretzel She's not doing Madame Webb. You never answered. Yeah, she's out of town. It's bullshit. You ruined it Cuz he didn't want to wait, you know what you want to wait you don't have any patience

I just want to take his pictures. Let's just go up. We'll go up to Dallas, and we'll do it there we go We'll do it all together You know what great you're not gonna back in time for things. We'll be here without fewer cinnamon use of frolic frolic Jordan take us out oh Gosh, wait take me out take it out of business tell a friend about the show or eat food and rate the food Thank you for listening

Get the chiked by bye chiked You're gonna want to listen to the Michael Jordan podcast or watch it because I think it's about to be a mess so Bye bye You clinked let me get my thoughts off the table. Dude, I'm getting my Zots off.