100% Eat - Graysie's Mystery Lemonade - Burger King Ride Along

Episode Date: December 18, 2025

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This is falling apart. What do you mean? Nothing's falling apart. Nothing's playing. We're getting good content. We're just not recording. We, a lot of stuff. The whole drive here was excellent.

Yeah, it really was. For fuck's sake. I'm trying, man. Guys, put on a couple at Disney. Fat-ass. Wasn't that the joke last time was that I was calling people badass? I just want to get a shot of this. You were.

Or fat bitches. In reference to a U review. Yeah. What was it fat ass or fat bit? Oh, man, you can't really see it, but it is still rolling. What are you recording? It is still rolling. So Jordan lost his hat.

Yeah. No. It's over there. It's rolling out. Get out the fucking hat and get out of its goddamn lemonade. Eric's lemonade is outside the car. What? Gracie.

I get innocent mistake. You left it behind. She did it? No. She kept asking who's lemonate is this. I don't know what the fuck she was talking about because she was holding the pineapple Herriks. Eric, the pineapple.

Pull up. I'm just like, pull up a mole. It's not lemonade. Gracie will grab it. And then, uh. Oh, I see it. And then, uh, she's like, no, I have a lemonade. Hop out for me, Gracie.

I got you. I got you. Go, go. Dude, it's still going and get it crazy. Why did she use her hat? Yeah, she is. She got it. Good job, Gracie.

You almost went under that car. Yeah, it would be crazy when you crawled, when you crawled under there to get it. I would have. I know you would have. I'm not letting that thing go. Dude, I'm stinking in Burger King back back. Yeah, it smells the...

Now it just smells like the meat. Gracie got into the Burger King and very excited about everything. Oh, everything. Oh, everything. Oh, that's my company on the wall. Sorry, that was crazy. Oh, my God. Camels cigarette.

You know Joe! Winston? Wow. I loved him before he died. We walked in the Burger Game. Have a look. There it goes. Go ahead and fill that.

I got it. I got it. There it is. We walked in and it might still be there. I probably shouldn't get a lemon on the road. Gracie and Nick just started yelling food items that they wanted out loud. Well, I didn't want to interrupt Eric, but then she started. So I just did.

I'm always interrupting Eric. Pover! Chicken fries. Chicken fries. I don't go to Burger King. Don't worry. We got you some. Yeah.

So anyway, we left with one more drink than we ordered because Gracie just found a random ass drink in there and left with it and said, don't worry. I grabbed your lemonade. Nobody knew what the fuck. She just kept saying it. I thought she forgot we had pine out. I did too. I did too.

Uh-huh. What happened? It was fine. Cold. Well, someone put the drink right there. Well, I had to. Well, what do you tell me and hand it to me? Well, then the lemonade happened, that's why.

I caught it. So, so how every, how everywhere is it? It's all over my life. Oh, it's not. It's not. It's not everywhere. It's just on me. It's just on me. It's just on me.

No, it's on Nick and me. I just dried off these fucking shoes. He had to put it there and not tell anyone. I did say, Eric, or Jordan, whatever your fucking name is. I'm putting your drink over here. You guys are white. You look the same. Yeah.

So are you. Yeah. What's crazy is I think it's my drink. The third white guy. I assume this is mine and that's yours. Everyone in the car. Wait, it's yours? Oh, really?

For real? Yeah. You ended it to me and you said it was yours. No, I ended it to you and said this is Michael's. Oh, I heard my. Why did you? Your drink mine. So you think, you think he said.

He heard the first syllable. I heard that's enough. None of that. Yeah, well, to be fair, I was trying to get the shit out to record, so. Yeah, no, to be fair, I'm covered in Burger King. To be fair, so I didn't see it there. But I saw it flying at us. Why do we keep saying to be fair?

Because I'm covering my ass. No, you're not. Yeah, I mean, hey man, how is it? I don't know, that was George, I was trying to buckle in. Yeah. I wish you had moved your ass. Oh, man. Instead of covering it.

And then that's when Gracie went, that is. And how he'd be in a full circle. It was really funny how everything was happening at once. It was so much what was going on. Gracie kept saying, my, my, and Eric said, my crowd.

I thought I was helping somebody out by carrying their the plane. It was on our table. It's all everywhere. And I'm waiting, I'm holding up in Butler. I'm holding on our table. How was I not supposed to know?

know it was ours it was with us it was with us in our hearts we kind of joined it more than it joined us because it was already sat around the lemon made crazy how do they see the back of your eye now okay now that's we can't even get there yet yeah no no that's the episode that's there later let's focus on the car right now we'll talk about jordan's eye later i don't want to talk about jordan's eye again we're gonna listen he walked into the house We're like, oh, we thought you were on the phone with your dad. She went, no, I hung up on him. I'm in play mode.

The first I told you, the bug people were out there. The bug people were calling him. I know, and I was upstairs playing Silksog. And I was just yelling and going, you guys got bug people down there too. And my dad was sitting in his driveway. And McMan just approached him at his car and said, hey, can I talk to you? My dad said, I'm on the phone. And he goes, okay, well, I do yada, I don't say, oh, so he doesn't care that you're on the phone.

Jesus Christ. That's crazy. Yeah. And then he said, I'll call you back. I'm going to go. Don't bother. I mean while Nick and I were hanging upstairs that's right silk song hey I got that pale oil oh you got it nice I glad you found it upgraded my my needle he was he was working his way through that game's hard and then the road was closed for no reason and no one no one no one no one knew no one no one but Nick remember but I remember many people after I see before after Eric went what the fuck's going on here and Nick went oh yeah roads close and then Eric went great banks I said I just remember I just remember You're lucky.

You could have sat that detour forever. I was going to just turn right. I didn't need you to remember anything. Took your time. There was the car. Come on, go I explaining it to you. I don't know. I didn't know why it's in the audience.

Why are you? God damn. Because I helped you. You're welcome. Yeah, man, some help. Oh, you're welcome. We haven't even done the episode. We haven't even done the episode.

We haven't eaten the food. Gracey inside the Burger King said I love all this except that it's gross yeah yeah no it's just right it is exciting that they're doing this cool like so love like the box is all yeah they're doing such a good job it's gonna taste like shit no it's gonna be terrible they didn't have that strawberry thing you didn't want anyway yeah so that way I know when they said no cake I said thank God I the guy the guy that burger game is fucking awesome yeah okay because you're ordering and two people behind you just start yelling

food items. And then I think when you finally added the chicken fries, that's like the third add-on, he went, last call. Anything else? Last call. Last call at the burger king. Fucking insane. At 538.

It's a good concept. Last. Dude, they got the hats. They got the boxes. They got these pineapple drinks. I'm so decked out for a movie. I'm not going to see it. I know.

Gracie's going to see it. But what if we all see it together? What if you know? Oh. Oh, me and Jordan, they won't come. We got to get busy because when does it come out? I don't come for a pretzel. I don't know.

I'm guessing it's out now or soon, considering for holding the food. It doesn't say. It might already be out. Yeah. It probably is out based on the food. Okay, so we could go. Fuck, we should be there right now. We have.

Yeah, what if we just go watch a movie instead of do the episode? Hey, sorry, no podcast this week. We could do what we said we were going to do for the other SpongeBob movie and mic up during the movie. Yeah. Yeah, but this one's new. Live reality. That's not a...

Yeah. That was a great idea then. Yeah, sorry, we didn't do it. Do you think they reinvented that in a new movie? Sitting at the draft house. Double parties. And then you know what? When the movie's just bombing and no one's laughing, I, from the back, will yell, sponge boob.

Just killing. Dude, it'll kill. I saw a focus group. It would. It would. My two. Grin crazy. Will you laugh like that?

Yeah. No one's laughing in this movie. No one has taped. No one did. They weren't missing all the good stuff. Nobody was saying nice hat. They don't know him like I do. Yeah.

Yeah, only you truly get SpongeBob. Mm-hmm. We are. But that's why we're doing this. That's why we're crazy. We haven't been at person. You can see the light. Obviously, we had to.

Yeah. Came out. Don't remind me. What? Me? What? For real? Yeah.

I wasn't. What? I got caught up. What year was that? Yeah. It was 99. Oh. Oh, the show, not the movie.

Yeah. I was alive for the movie. I saw it in theaters multiple times, including the most movie. Including the most recent time. Right. Right. Mm-hmm. Had it on DVD.

Mm-hmm. Had it on my iPod. What? What? Did you have it on your PSP on UMD? I didn't have it on your PSP, on UMD? I didn't have. What are those things you're saying?

PSP, UMD. You didn't have a movie in your pocket. You watched the Sponge Bob movie on your iPod touch absolutely I watched a lot of stuff on my I have taken on my iPod touch nice okay the extended version that was like that was like that was like the time I don't know why you would get an iTunes part and you'd buy a bunch of random shit on my iPod touch because I wasn't old enough to have a phone so I would watch movies oh yeah before I had a smartphone I had wow I miss my iPod touch really yeah that's where sponge Bob is I know and taken it's probably still my iTunes wait and the hangover

Did those, like, still exist? What? Like, iTunes movies that you bought? Yeah. Yeah, they're still there. Oh, yeah. It's probably in your library. How do I locate my library?

What? You, I like any profile. Because I remember, didn't you used to have that, uh, there was an app that was just like videos. And it was that blue. I'm sure if you get iTunes just get iTunes on this and then you can search like. iTunes is still around. Yeah, even your PC. Do I have to download it in the app store?

Probably. Yeah, you would. iTunes. I'm going to look up here. They can watch this. We don't know that. Okay, she's getting iTunes. Guys, what on the ride along?

Gracie's getting iTunes. She's finally getting iTunes. Is this right on? Marsha, watch out. Oh. Oh, wait. The first thing is SpongeBob. Yeah.

Oh, do I have to click this and read? Well, it says download your wish list. No. Do you go to log in? No. Are I logged in? No. What do I go next?

You're not logged in. You just downloaded it. You haven't logged in yet. Where do I log in? Maybe under more. Look for a little picture of a man. I know I am, but I'm not seeing it. Look at the hamburger.

Okay, I'm not seeing it either. I'm not stupid. Just touching so many buttons going where. It's not here. Yeah. Oh, wait, I don't want it. Must not be able to find. Oh, good.

No, search. They took my fucking news. Stop going back to that screen. iTunes movies and something else is moved. What does it say? Read it. Don't read it. Apple TV.

Oh, it's on Apple TV. Oh, so does that mean I have it in Apple TV? Maybe. I have to get my answer. That's the next step. All the clue. You have to delete iTunes and you have to get Apple. I'm getting Apple TV right now.

We're off to the racists. Guys, hey, welcome to the ride along. Gracie's getting Apple TV. Okay, I got Apple TV. She's getting rid of iTunes. That's for 11 minutes. Am I logged in? Marshall, look out.

Okay, wait, I'm logged in now. So now library. What? Library is empty. Oh, man. Oh, I know why. Oh, I know why. Because it's your parents account?

Because it was my parents. Oh. The first thing I said. No shit. What the fuck, do you mean? You could have said that five minutes ago. I did. That was the first thing I said.

Call your dad. I know, like, can I log into your app? He's still talking to the bug man. Bro, the bug man has his ID now. And that's where I used to watch Foster's home for imaginary friends was on my iPod. Oh shit. Blue regard. Blue regard.

Blue regard. And Frank. I got a TikTok of Blue regard yesterday. And Mack. Yes. Mac was a basketball player, right? It was all right. Why? That's so funny. He was. He wore a basketball through Z and swip bands.

This is great. No, that was the guy, Jordan said. Yeah, that's Will. That's Will. Mack was the kid. Who's Will? Oh. The boy, to mean, there. The boy was the least of my interest. I mean, I didn't say he was exciting. I wanted the imaginary friends. Well, yeah. I mean, I think that's sort of like the premise of the show, right? I think that's kind of like the premise of the show, right? I, but no, that sounds right now that Will was the red guy, the basketball play.

Wasn't that Phil Lamar? It's still wilt. Was it Phil Lamar? Yeah. It was Wilm. It was Wilm. Yeah. After Wilts, Chamberlain.

Yeah. It doesn't check out. Okay. Is that a basketball? Yeah, yeah. He scored 100 points in a game one time and he also had sex with 100,000 women. Yeah, he's pretty. Quite the record.

And he did that all with one arm. Yeah. No, no, no. That was just the guy. That was just the cartoon. Will Chamberlain had two arms. Oh. And he put him to use it.

He was always grabbing something. I was grabbing something. It's hanging on tight. Oh, it's a rebound. I really appreciate that the first thing you didn't think of, Racy, was, oh, that's my parents' iTunes account. I obviously didn't think of that. I didn't assume, or like, I didn't think about the fact that, oh, I was like seven.

Can you ask? That was actually the whole point of conversation. That was kind of like everything we were thinking. Yeah, that was actually. Well, you should have flagged it sooner. I mean, you knew it. We kind of did, though. You were like, oh, I said you were and Michael said.

I guess that's true. And then you went, but I remember watching the movie when I was little. So, you definitely knew you were talking about you being a child. And then you said, do I still have those? And I said, I don't know, is it the same account? And then you just sort of, just sort of, you kept thinking about Jordan's see-through eyeball. My special eyes. That see-through eyeball really got me.

I know it did. It's a hard thing to comprehend. I don't know if you still fully grasped. I kind of, I feel better about it now. I would have been nice to have filmed it, but it's even more. special. Yeah, it was just for us. It was just for us. The audience wasn't there. They just get the retelling of crazy grilling this shit. Literally snapped backwards staring at him for like 10 minutes. And she wouldn't let it go. What are you talking about? We had the whole thing with the

sunset in the city in the background. Oh, remember that? And then that died down. I do. I was so explain the eye. Well, because now her eyes see inside your eyes. Now her eyes were burning for someone. She stared at the sun and then went, I don't know what happened. It, like, seared at the front side of my brain. When I felt it in my forehead. He said, can it still hurt even in front? I'm not looking at it anymore. I can still a little bit feel the repercussion.

Then she also said, I don't know what I'm feeling. And I said, I think it's pain. Pain is what you're describing. Pain. Oh, man. If you weren't excited about working already, how are you going to feel about it cold? Yeah. Oh, my favorite.

I'm just absorbing all this meat. smell yeah okay I'm covered in five boxes you think so you really are like stacked I really am they're piled up from the floor to my lap you can't see it that's exciting it's not for who I'm with you again it's so excited me it's so exciting my butter king part right what is this I can someone tell me what is it is it a sticker or what I don't know it's dark I can see I can't yeah I can an asshole oh wow bikini bottom or the king junior's meal what do you think c a c a i imagine cheese ham and then i don't know ham hamburger oh hamburger makes more sense than ham when you said ham i

oh cheeseburger hamburger no no i know i'm just saying you just said ham and i thought of ham i don't think this is we explore what the king junior's meal even was no i don't think it's the kids meal what is oh why didn't we fucking get that like he comes the toy because we've got the same thing but without the toy you have a hat that's what the fuck i think we should have at least gotten one toy yeah just to like see well now think about this if you or nick had yelled it out we would have uh-huh i hope he whispered at the end well i did say it was it was it was it was it was it must have just been a little bit too low key it might have just been too low key for No, low-key, too, right?

As I was grabbing all these boxes, Nick was yelling across the restaurant to ask if Gracie wanted more sauce. And she did, of course. He's like, you want to get extra ranch or something for the chicken fries? She's like, oh, ranch. And then he, yelling to Gracie,

turds around and like he's trying to like smooth talk. He goes, can I get one more ranch? Like, you said it, like, kind of like, hey, sweet cheeks. They didn't say that, but that was like, That was, like, the mojo behind it. And she was like, oh, no problem, you know? I was like, why didn't you say it like anything for the sauce?

You were just like, Grace, you want ranch? Can't turn the game on. Grisha you want, Rich! Also, let's kind of get one more range. Like the lady couldn't hear the conversation going on. Right. She couldn't hear Grace maybe.

I had already asked for zesty. Are you saying that like the sauce monkey is like a Rizzler type, where you just has so much Riz. All you have to do is like rub your chin. Well, not like Sizzler. They all close down. Bitch, I'm always open. What the fuck?

Why did I say that? That's a great question, Nick. Now, someone listening to this podcast who can't tell all the white people apart might be confused. Nick did in fact say that, then also say, what the fuck?

At himself. That was the same person. If you're just listening to the audience, why did I say that? What the fuck, Jake? That was Jordan. We sounded like.

You have all your drinks, you guys have similar eyeballs. I do except for my lemonade. Ah, there's a bug on me? What the fuck? A bug landed on my leg. Did you say, as there a bug on me? I don't know I knew. Oh, God, your phone.

That's fine. Oh, it's broken for sure. It's the least of our worries right now. Oh, no, my hat. That's very important. Don't let it roll away. Don't let it roll away. It'll keep going.

Dude, I couldn't believe this thing kept rolling. Thank you. Can anyone take these? I need to cut and re-roll once we're in the garage where there's light. What do you need to do? I need to cut and re-roll on my phone. Oh, let's just get the light needs to adjust. Yes. Holy moly.

There you all. Just throw it down in here for now. We'll grab it. Sorry. Got it. Okay, we're rolling here. You get? Yep.

Wee. All right, I brought all this stuff in. Who, Michael, I got your phone. Thank you. Let's go upstairs. Let's go, everyone. I got the video of my apartment. Oh, did you?

The real one. Ooh. Your shoes untied. Be careful. Oh, hey, I already put two B on before you left. Oh, great. Oh, you did? What you put on?

Millie Bobby Brown. No. I don't know. I just saw a girl with a buzz guy, and I thought it was stranger things. It's not. Vanquish. Never seen it. Heard of it.

Oh, is that a ballot? Morgan Freeman is in a lot of these tuby movies. All right. Are we recording? I think so. Yeah. It normally ends in the garage. No, it never has.

It never ends in the garage. Every single time we show the place. It's never once ended in the garage. I'm sorry. That's when it ends in her mind. What the fuck? All right. Let's have a look.

Where is your lemonade? Where is it? Spongrom. All right. Be ready. That's awesome. Grace, are you ready to see it? I've been ready, except for this yellow burger is made me scared.

Oh, Gracie, you're gonna go crazy for this. Why? Check this out. Whoa! Oh, my God! That's cute. It's a little crusty crab. It's a treasure chest full of their things.

What? The tauts. What's up? Hey. What? Oh, I go to blues. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah.

The blooms. Oh, wow. Dude, that's, look at packaging. I'm framing it. That's awesome. It's going on my wall. Put the burger on the wall. Oh, look at it.

Whoa, that. Oh, boy. Ew. Well, you know. Is that mustard or the? Yummy. There's no cheese on these burgers. It looks ill.

It looks like it got the suns. There's no cheese. Nope. They're not even cheese. Nope. Could you have made. Did we have to specify? I think so.

Is that mustard or the bread color? Who starts to stocking cheese? That's just the color of the bread. Yeah. Well, it looks. Once again, the default is cheese. This is bullshit. It's bullshit.

It's bullshit. There is no cheese. Hey, there is. That's what he's saying. He's saying there's no, just plenty of mayo and tomatoes. Oh. Yummy, guys. Yum, yum, yum, yum. But let's look at the-

We also got chicken fries. And then just so you guys know, they didn't have the Patrick Star Strawberry shortcake. You just call Patrick Starberry. So we substitute that's what it is called. We substituted it with Cini Minis. No, well, we did it. Yes.

We would have, maybe. He was like, the guy was like, Sweet icing. No, it's sweet icing. Oh. Exciting. Put it on your burger. It's Nashville hot.

Just regular. The guys said usually they substitute those pies for the ario pies, but they're out of the Oreo pies too. Yep. What do you want? And we got a really good. We had an advantage of approval. Yeah, she had to think about it too. I feel like it's appropriate that there's no cheese

on these turds. Probably how you have cheese. There you go. Yeah, I'm just saying burking sauce. Yeah, that looks bad. All right, well, we'll see how this goes, but, um. Not your best work. Well, until next time.

Whoa, it's really good. And on this guy. Oh my god, I can't put it. I love verging now. Hey.