100% Eat - Graysie’s New Way to Flip You Off - Chick-Fil-A Ride Along

Episode Date: September 11, 2025

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You can't even comprehend the- Yeah, this is really short to get. Gracie, is there any, who's getting there? Huh? Wait, Elisna always yells at me because anytime she says anything and I don't hear it, I go, huh? Yeah, we've, uh... Is there any water, like on the dashboard up there,

right ceiling? Wait, what? No, it's all dried now. Did I spill? No, you didn't. Michael got excited. Yeah, I got real excited. I don't, was it excited?

Yeah. It was a fire. Did he spill the water up? I was talking, look, it's a Dutch bro. I was excited in a way. The straws. Should we go test it? No.

No, I just figured you were like into Dutch bros. No, she was telling us about the straws last time. Yeah, they got like. Give me a hot straw. They got me hot. I've actually never been to Dutch Bros. They suck. Really?

Nick hasn't. I went one time and it was like, I've never been to coffee. That I'm not a coffee. Getting drip coffee from Dutch Bros is fucking crazy. It was the one place where I was. That's the wild. I think that's the craziest thing you can order from Dutch Bros.

Yeah, can I just get a black coffee? I'm sure it's pretty good. I don't want sugar. I'm sure the person working there knew what that was. They went, what? Yeah, they were like, sir. Are you sure? This is an olive guard.

This guy wants, we don't have that. I sure you can't be serious. This guy wants a black guy to make his coffee? Is that okay? What straw do we give him? That's dude, who knows. And then he said, they give him the hot guy straw. He's like, no thank you.

Yeah. I don't use those. Oh, man. Damn right. I suck. with the lips I was born with. I don't need a straw. There he goes.

Nick's been sucking the tops of stuff today. Yeah, dude. He's been ramping it up. Yeah. Well, I have a brand now. You certainly do have a brand. He's in for a penny and for a pound. Your little screen isn't on.

No, he died. He was saying it died, yeah. We did another phone adventure earlier. So where did a longer one? We went, we did a Michael Jordan podcast. What? Without me? We're still doing it today.

Okay, okay. It was for yesterday. What? We went to McDonald's to get the new shake and Taco Bell to get the new midnight. Oh, yeah. And then tested them against each other. The Taco Bell one sucked. Taco Bell one was bad.

Wait, but the McDonald's one was good? I kind of expected that to be gross. It was pretty good. The shake is pretty good. You would probably like it. I think you'd like it. It's like baby candy. It's like baby candy.

It is baby candy. Fuck. We got time after. We got time after. We only have to do a quick podcast. A quick Michael Jordan. Eric, because he likes the DoorDash one thing at times. We definitely never said he likes to do it.

But he didn't say he will do it. Yeah, he will do it because we're making the goddamn show. That's, that's our job. It's different than Eric said he likes. Eric, you like to waste. Oh, guys, I like you doing this. You know how much Eric likes spending money. Yeah, but he's saving time.

So really. Yeah. What do you think about this used cameras? You just like blowing money. on delivery right can't get you can't get enough well okay he deleted it before he thought anyone saw it yeah that's true to his credit he still sent it i did and then deleted it okay and i went what in the fucking what are you kidding me what is this guy talking but since then we bought a new camera full price yeah yeah and it only overheated a couple

time we well that's the nicknooks were you looking at this uh touch screen i was that was the camera's fault the is it this or this that he's doing he's doing this or juicy jay yeah yeah he'd never i thought he was like this Yeah, Oscar winner, J would never do that. Yeah. He would. What? I ever told you all that I like to win an Oscar?

Hang on, what? Are you, hey, Gracey just did this and I was weird. That's not how that works, Gracie. Yeah, like, when other people, I'm like, Like, I like to have it facing them versus this. No, but you're- That is facing you. That's facing you.

No. This is the first. Yeah. That faces. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Have the palm facing them.

I'm sorry. Just remember. When you flip someone off, there's five more fingers flipping you off. Well, that's not. I guess that fixed that. I was driving in a guy. Some guy walking behind him. Like that guy?

Hey, you were saying you were driving in a guy and you summoned him. I was driving there with a guy, and then a shirtless guy with a bandana just ran across the street. And Gracie was flipping him off. He was tatted up. Yeah. No, she was flipping herself off. She's flipping me off. The guy was like, hey, fuck you too.

Like also. Oh, I have, poor of mine. This doesn't think I was doing that. Fuck the world! Ooh, you're like, hey, how did you do that? Nick, you saw that guy run across the car. You're like, all, yeah. I'm doing it like, doing it like old stone cold.

I saw a guy. That's how Stone Cold Steve Austin does it. Who's Stone Cold, Steve Austin? He's the, he's the hard. Have you ever had, have you had the ice cream? Yeah, he's that guy. He made that come go. Oh, well, good for him.

Good for us. Yeah, good for the world. I appreciate what he's done for us. Yeah. We all do. I was driving the other day. A guy was trying to turn at like some stop sign, but he kept going left and right.

He was all fucking up or whatever, so I went around him. And he, when I drove by him, he flipped me off like this with all of his fingers. No, he was just concussed. They were there. What? Oh no.

It looked like somebody had knocked them out. And it was like, what happened? It was like a claw. Everyone has their own unique way of doing it. He was trying to pick up to the hospital. Yeah, I mean, really, it's just this, right? No, there's this. There's just this.

I would say this is probably the easiest and most There's apparently this. You can do that. Oh, I don't even, I don't even thumb out. I just, definitely, I just don't out. You don't thumb out? Thumb, like, removes some of the bite. Yeah, the bite is just this.

You do this and then. Oh, you just prefer them to be up. Yeah, I just do that. It just feels, this feels easier to me. You trying? Gracie. Gracie had to send her drink down. She was concentrating so hard on one hand.

She had to, like, put her drink. You gotta just, you gotta just, it's doing it in like, she's flipping it. Your other hand in sympathy. This woman needs medical attention. I did this. Like that guy driving. You gotta just fire from the hip.

You can't think about it. Yeah, just go. And see what happens. See what your hand goes. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. That's good. Fucking flip off.

Oh, she's got it again. You don't know where it's going to happen. All right, and the video cuts off here. So save all visuals. Now, now, now, now. Now, now. Next time, next time I'm thinking about this, pair that with,

Huh? As you flip them off. Huh? Yeah. Next time she says something to you. Just remember that. Hey. Alice always yells at me because I think they're not.

Or I go, what? Is that kind of where it came from? Are you trying to sound like an old name? Yeah. No. I'm just, I'm a little bit hard of hearing sometimes, so she'll say something really quiet. It's not you saying.

It's not you saying your reaction. Ha! Like an elderly name. I'm sorry. What would you say? I think that's just how it comes out. Obviously. I can't fucking hear you

obviously. Is that what that translates to? I can't fucking hear you. It's real East Coast. It is. Well, I think it's just how it comes out. There's not a lot of like thought before it. I learned when I was in Norway

that is actually like a sound everyone uses for kind of the same thing. It's kind of like a huh. But it's like it's H and then the A and the E letter that are like kind of together. Yeah. Oh yeah. And it makes that sound. But it could also be like a laugh, like, ah. Again, an old woman laugh. Is that like a laugh, Michael?

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Then we're going to do Michael Jordan Podcast. Then we're going to build the trampoline. And we're going to go get racy or milching. And we go to the open house. Yeah. Coming up all of a day. I like that at a.m. tomorrow. I like that, Sam.

The first time we ever went on 1.30. Yeah. As a show. As a show. He was simply christening the moment. The first time we went on 1.30 is a show. And that's what he definitely meant when he just said coming up on 1.30. That's right.

I have a question. Yes. What is it? So I was just looking at that pond and it got me thinking. You know what? I saw you looking at it. Me too. And boy.

I was hoping she was holding her hand up staring out the window and I was like is she going to flip off the pond I was waiting for her to like think she was invisible again there's that's what I was waiting for but okay my question is yeah yeah do you I'm I don't know where to start with this well true question there were those things in like cartoons growing up where it looked like a big piece of grass with almost a corn dog sucked to the end yeah What I'm talking about? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. The, like, plant.

Yeah. I don't think I've ever seen that. Yeah. Yeah, they're usually like, yeah. Do they look as corn dog? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they do.

Yeah, they do. Yeah, they do. Yeah, they do look like that. They do. I'd like to see one. Oh, yeah, you look, Google it. No. In real life.

Yeah. I want to go on a boat. Hang on. And I need to see a cat tail. Yes, take me to the cat tails. The other boat. Let's check out the cattails. They say they taste just like.

Well, but before. open house. Yeah, I think we should, because we, we don't want to, it'll be too dark. No, we can't do the cats house last. It'll be too dark. The open house will matter. We have to do it before the open house. We can do open house last because the lights are inside. Totally. Can you help him out of the car? I have his drink. When did this become a thing? When I have to carry three of these giant things. Yeah, but in five years, it never seemed this excessive. My phone's bigger. It is. Ah, that's what's changed. And and look, there's a giant brick on the back. Yay. You're right. You think I left it.

Yeah. The pretzels and the waffle fries? No, I wouldn't leave that. You got so many points. We put the trampling in there. On there, in the core line door? No, I think he meant in the garage. I can't really open this door.

Now he needs help. Oh, now you know how I feel. Is that how he feels? Wow, sympathy. Except what are you doing? Hell, yeah. But I also like in that example, go, now you know how I feel.

But he helps you every time. Yeah, but he's all indignant about it. You, if he felt how you felt you would be in the process of helping him. What? What? Who me? My hands are full. We're going upstairs.

Well, okay. If we hang out down here. Look. What? It's not fucking there. Look, but. Wait, I want to see if I could see where. Okay.

See if you can see the trampoline. Don't fill in the backyard. I'm not. Thank you. He's gone. She wants to see what's over the fence. Great. She's climbing the fence.

Such a wondrous child. She's going to come back in docks. How do we get her to see this? Oh, we'll just point out right now. Hey, she found something in the grass. It's what I tried to do. You dropped her microphone. Don't lose the magnet.

They're disappearing. I don't have it. Why? Gracie. Look that way. Holy fuck. How do I not notice that when I got here? I don't know.

But also, that's exactly what Michael said. No, that's what Jordan said. I was bitten on it. I said I could turn it around. You're like kind of wanted it. I looked at it. I looked at it and I just kept. Oh my God.

Gracie, you look at everything and do not register. Wait. Yeah. Are we doing this today? No, absolutely not. It's going to take hours. Well, let me know when to be here. Yeah, you can put it together. They're going to have about two weeks with nothing to do.

Yeah. So true. You can work from here and use the trampling all you want. Literally me and my laptop. What is the laptop? The laptop is floating. In my hands like this. Oh, I see.

With your thumbing it. You're holding it. I'm on Zoom. Hey guys. They would be fine with that. Camera off today. All right. Yeah, sorry.

Let's take the food upstairs. Let's take the foot upstairs. Nick's a build me up. Yeah, boy! Who's water is this? He really is. What? Is that your water, Michael?

Yes. Okay. God, I'm excited. For the trampoline or the food? All of it. I mean, she's just having a great day. Guys, truly. All right.

God is good. It's a crazy banner day. God is good. How would we never heard that? I don't know. I probably have done it. I just don't know. I really haven't. Oh, okay.

I think we would have clocked in. Sauses. Oh, Gracie, Gracie. Do we get ranch? My blanket. We have ranch downstairs. New blanket. So, here's the chick.

Here's the sandwich. Ready? Yeah. Boy, I hope it's good. Whoa. I ordered no tomatoes, and they put tomatoes on them. I'm just letting you know. No. I'll take that one. I did hear you say it.

I said no tomatoes. She said no tomatoes on all of them. I said yes. They're so fucking. They said, dude, they're fucking drenched in them. I'm sorry. No! I told you. I told them. Nobody wants them. Here. Where are we putting them? On this bag. We should make a tomato sandwich.

With the tomatoes's as buns. Tomatoes is topping and tomato is cheese. There you go. And then Nick can put it in the tomato room. That's the most Gavin idea. I'll make a sandwich of all tomatoes. That's the most Gavin idea you've ever made. I like that accent.

Yeah. That's what he sounds like. I'm aware. I just meant, like, your rendition. Have you heard him before? It's kind of least. I just met your rendition. All right, we have food to eat.

We got Chick-Bloy sauces for Nick also, so enjoy. Yo, tomatoes in the middle! Did this come with the cheddar sauce on it already? Yeah, I think so. It's not cheddar. It's honey, uh, yes, it's Dijon. She's correct. Hmm.

Are you thinking about it? Me? I'm gonna try it. What was the moon? I thought it was gonna be like a cheese sauce. No. Why did you think that? It never said that.

Also, I don't see it on here at all. Oh, look, you might have have no tomatoes. Oh, my God. He did it. He was the golden child. Yay! How did you? Lucky you.

Well, if you rewind the tape, what happened is I took them off and I put them in the middle. Oh. And then Eric looked at me and said, Yay! I thought you really didn't have any. He did it. The golden child!

Yay! Now he knows how I feel. All right. Did they not put the mustard on? I don't know. I don't see the mustard. It's on... It's on...

No, it's not. Oh. They f- They fucked up. Uh-oh. Wait, no, I have a little bit right there. Are there any musties in there? Oh, there it is. Oh, okay.

It's supposed to be on it. Well, there you have it, and you can see what we think of this. We got it. Go watch the episode from the other day. This is what Nick's gonna fill me up with. Yeah! Take us out. Bye.