100% Eat - Grogu Car Episode %% BK Mandalorian & Grogu Meal

Episode Date: May 12, 2026

Our Heroes are BACK in their cars to celebrate their second anniversary! And what better celebration than... Burger King's Grogu food? There's a lot in this $20 box plus Grogu's blue goo shake. He makes that himself? Enjoy this return to form because it's a huge mess. To celebrate our second anniversary, we have a WEEK of content up at the Patreon now including some guests, some new shows, and some Mommy Pictures? If you become a 100% Fan at ANY POINT in May, you may win the chance to be a cuck! Sign up now at Patreon.com/100percenteat New beanie, new magnet, & NEW SHIRT this FRIDAY! https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to 100% Eat the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. You probably do. I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co-host, Jordan. How are you? I'm great. My windshield wipers are going. Woo! This is how excited I am.

Here we are doing a very special second anniversary car episode. It's good to be back in the car. Some would say where we belong. It's not good to be back in the car. It's not good to be back in. Terrible. In fact, we failed to realize how much more complicated doing this type of episode is now.

Yes. I would say it's a lot more complicated. However, because we actually have video and I feel like it's better looking and probably better sounding, so it's more complicated to set up. But man, it's nice not having a fucking laptop and like a giant battery bank running on my car

and connecting off Wi-Fi. The laptop was a crazy situation. Hopefully once starting, we're smooth. It's smooth sailing. Using like the USB mic and then going into a Discord call, all of it being like on the computer or the laptop that is like, I hope it doesn't die. Yeah.

And there was never any latency issues. Yeah. It was always easy. Oh, latency issues. Yeah. It was always easy. It was always easy. Nobody complained about.

wanting to go inside the whole time. It was really good. Yeah, we loved it. It was very good. Well, Eric wouldn't let us listen to me either. I think that's a misremembering of what the situation was. Yeah, yeah, we wanted to go in and Eric said no. Yeah, that's what happened.

That's what it was. I just simply suggested it would be so much easier if we just went inside. And I guess that answer was too good. It was too good. Was it? He kept saying, he kept saying, you won't outproduce me. Yeah. For all times' sake, also, we ate on the,

the car on Eric's car. We did. We did. And it was like the most food ever. It was a lot of, yeah. It wasn't just four of like a burger. It was four shakes, four boxes, four boxes again. I guess three, three times four, so 12 more boxes inside the big box. Oh, oh, so you have, you actually brought your Burger King food into your car. I didn't even notice this. It says it instead of having to have it. I wanted to show the your way. Yeah. It says have it the way. The way. As in this is.

That'll save them. That'll save them. Oh no, my fate. I like Nick keeps I'm seeing on the camera because again, we never did a video call to see each other. We were just looking at each other last time. Yeah, and it's a little weird now because I want to look at you guys. Well, I want to look at you a person. Yeah, that's fine.

But Nick- Earlier the box was blocking Eric. Nick keeps looking to the side, but it's because his his phone is precariously sitting on a tripod in between his car and Air Star and you can see it wiggling and we have the wind is blowing it. We have the four cup drink holder with three grogou shakes

as a sandbag holding the tripod of his brand new phone. Oh, it's your old one. That's the old one. He's willing to sacrifice that one. God, take his phone now! He doesn't need it. Leave my phone read! It, uh, so we did all that and then it's like video we're not going to use. Like, well, maybe.

What you mean? This fails. Uh, yeah, it's our backup. Use it? Who cares? It's fun. Alternate view of the episode. The Patreon cut.

It's the Patreon cut. Yeah. Don't you want to pay money to see that? It'll be a, and I just wanted to be a 10 second video and it's when the tripod goes face down. Yeah, there you go. No, we all know it's getting blown to the side. landing on Eric's window. No, no, no, the shakes have it.

No, the shakes got it. The shakes will prevent it. Good thing we all did our part and didn't drink all the shakes. Except who? There's three shakes. Where's the fourth? Okay, Eric's got it in his car.

He drank it all. Oink. Oink. He drank it all. Almost. I'm the little broku, and I'm drinking all my cookie shake. Yeah, he's drinking his own.

Eric's always drinking his own blue juice. I'm drinking my own blue juice. Nick is sucking the titty off the top of the cup so it spills everywhere. He spilled in every location so far now. Oh my God, that was demonic.

Today we are reviewing the Burger King, the Mandalorian, and Grogu menu format. Yep. Oh, wow, it really is 2020 all over again. Bringing back the hits. We are in the parking lot, not of stage five,

but close enough. Right. We can't get in the gate anymore. Yeah. Drew could have let us in. Drew could have let us in. That's true. We saw him. We saw him.

Well, you guys saw him. I wasn't there yet. Drew, Drew saw us in the parking lot. He laughed. He waved. He got in his car and drove away fast. Did not like, haven't seen him in months. It was like, oh, hey, we're here and you're here.

This could be a cool conversation. remember when we did the road trip and you did all that? No. Just got in his car and drove away fast. I completely endorsed that behavior. Like, if it was in the same circumstance. It was just a conversation to avoid. Yeah.

I'm just saying, like, if it's not you guys or you guys, right? But it's like someone I worked with, but I haven't seen him forever and saw him. I'm going to be like, oh, what's up? And then I would just keep walking. Absolutely. Absolutely. If he was gone.

If any of you started walking towards me, I'd be like, come on. I think it makes sense for Drew to just be like, Like, you know what, I know the conversation is really played out in my head. I'm just going to skip it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He probably said, I better get out of here before Michael shows up.

Then I'm really. Truly embodying not wanting to play. Yeah. Yeah, that's definitely true. We were talking about maybe doing a Patreon cut for this, whatever. The Patreon this week, our anniversary week, is like going crazy. We have a new. video. It is a new video every day this week.

Go ahead. I'm going to raise my seat up a little bit. Look, look, I'm getting taller. Whoa. Me too. Okay. No, shrinking. The, okay. Oh, no. So we have a new video going up like every day this week. There's a lot of stuff that you can check out car captives. I mean, do we want it's puzzles and pluffles, Jordan? I almost hung up by accident. I just almost don't do that. Oh, that's good for that. Jordan, do you want to talk about puzzles and pluffles a little bit?

It was a pretty simple, it's a simple concept for a show. We got Gracie back with the gang. It's me and Nick, plus Gracie. And we just do what we love doing, which is solving crosswords and doing other word-type puzzles. And maybe a special appearance? Michael does show up. Oh, does he?

Michael was going to a concert and forgot his wallet. Oh, that's right. So, like, I think, like, 30 minutes into us filming it, I looked at my phone. We took a quick break, and I looked at my phone, and you were like, forgot my fucking wallet. And I just, like, see you soon. Oh, yeah, you were.

I had to come back. And then you showed up right at the end of us doing, like, the big crossword. And you helped us out. Yeah, you guys were, like, 22 minutes in or something. I don't know. And I was in a rush to go to the concert, but I was like, well, hang on.

You guys are almost done. I can hang around a minute. It's, so like all kinds of stuff that we've been wanting to do for a long time, some stuff that hasn't been out for a while, just some really fun videos that we wanted to do for a big blowout for everyone who's been supporting us on Patreon. Yeah, and this is one of those big blow-up videos, this piece of crap-looking video in our cars.

This is a big deal for us. We're going nuts. This is great. Hey, forget that nice studio house we film with all that fancy equipment and all good looking lights and nice microphones. I bought phone clamps. You're huge, too. You've been wrestling with yours for like,

George was wrestling it for like five minutes. Just like, we were all skipped sitting here because you weren't in the call yet. Well, there was one point where like it was secure and then I moved my phone and it started falling again. Brutal. Oh, well, and I don't even mean, I mean before you joined the call, you were trying to like attach it for like a good five minutes. And Eric just kept saying, does he need help? And I was like, he definitely needs help. And Eric said, I asked me if he said he needs help and he doesn't need help.

I'm not helping him. I didn't need help. We know. I had it. It was, the real trouble was, like, figuring out which one of these fucking panels to clamp it, too, because the steering wheel was too close. And then, uh, I got these, like, screens up behind the steering wheel, so I did on one of those. My steering wheel was too close, too. I just put my seat all right back.

This is the far back as I can go. Oh, okay. I got more room. I got the, I got the compact SUV. It was more space. You got a lot of headspace, too. Yeah. What's that?

Oh yeah, and I just raised my seat all the way out. Watch me go down. I think Ryan can go higher. Let's see. You got all kinds of space. Nick even has all kinds of space in his car. Nick's got the biggest space. He does.

He has so much space in that car. We do have a real like mama bear, Papa Bear, Baby Bear, and then Redhead subchild situation going on. And I'm the little pig. And I'm the little pig. And the little pet pig. Squeal, piggy. Nick has so much room in his car. He needs to make sure he makes more room by making sure your sleep mask is

not in the back of that car. That's my wife. Dude. The sleep mask is your wife? Ever from when, it's hers now. Ever from since when we kidnapped Evan at the airport, I put the sleep mask in the backslip of his car. And I forgot to mention it to him many times

because he doesn't usually bring that car. And so I forgot to mention it. That's fine, not his fault. Then one day I finally was like, hey, I'm here. Can you bring the sleep mask tomorrow? And he's like, yeah, I will. And then he forgot. Yeah.

Then I still just haven't brought it up since. Just now before we started. I was like, oh, and also, awesome, your car's here, you get the big car, I'll get my sleep mask, you wait, nope, it's not in there, my wife's talking out. And we all just stood there, and Eric went, why? Do you know where it is now? Maybe. You just don't, you just know where it isn't.

What does that mean? Why did she take it out? Why, maybe? Well, why would she take it out, put it in the garage? That's a good question. For what purpose? Like, did she pull it out and go, who's... I'm not my wife? I'm not a trial.

here? Why? Yes, you are on child. You were a child? You were tasked for bringing it back. Did she say, Nick, where did the sleep mask come from? And you went, oh, that's Michael's. And then she went, I'll point in the garage. And he went, that's fine. Oh, that does sound familiar, actually. I'll look for it when I get home. I'll make a, I can't make a note.

I mean, I don't really need it. I don't need it. Don't need it that bad. I'm just, I like the idea. I mean, it would be nice to have something not floating around. It's not mining. and she's like, we'll take it out of the car and put it further in our home. It's probably in the other car now. It might be.

Maybe it is. Why would it be so sensible? Why would it be in the other car? Because he drives the other car. That makes total sense. I took it out. Nick, you can't get to drive this car. Not allowed.

I'll put it in the other car. And then you took this one. What the fuck? So we had the Burger King Grogu Menu format Mandalorian This is the way The

Hit the number one big hit Movie of the Summer Grogu Mandalorian Star Wars Adventure I don't think it's out yet This food is getting me hyped up for it Is that right Jordan? No If you want to do a collaboration

with Burger King to hype up your movie? Yeah, that's crazy. I feel like that's like what they were thinking. Step one. It, do you think that Disney and McDonald's like don't want to work together so they had to go to like Burger King?

Maybe. Maybe Burger King was just like overpaid for the like the opportunity because they're desperate. Yeah, maybe Disney was mad because McDonald's was doing all the K-pop demon hunters and they're jealous. Oh.

Yeah. Netflix. You know. They're like, Yeah, the K-pop demon is still out. The new tunnels was like, okay. One of the things for

Puzzles and Pluffles, I made like a little intro and I put like, mostly some clip art, but like there's no clip art that exists of a pluffle. So I was looking up reference images of a pluffle. What is the case doing? What happened? Was that just what he was saying?

He's thinking about the new... I think he knows what's happening next, which is I found an eBay listing for a special edition pluffle, which I guess was made in collaboration with Burger King. Insane. And so it's like a yellow

bun looking pluffle that has like the Burger King logo on it but also has like a crown pillow and I think it came with a blanket. So it was actually like really cool minus the Burger King stuff.

Burger King again, food aside branding it looked cool. Yeah. Yeah. I straight up was like yo if that wasn't Burger King this would be really cool. It was literally anything of that.

I would have gone for long. John Silver's because then you kind of be like ironic with it. Be like, would you ever know? The, I think the crazy thing, I know a pluffles big and like expensive. It was like 350 bucks. Or best, best offer. Oh, okay. Like 10 bucks?

Well, and also, the picture you found, the picture you found of the guy in it was like doing this. He was like chilling. Laying in it with the pillow and the blanket and he was like, what's up? He definitely looked like he got high and he was figuring out how the voices come out of the animal's mouth that looked like people. And I just replied, I was like, that's definitely a Grayson. That guy was snacking and relaxing.

Yeah. Oh, big time. That's a Gracie counterpart for sure, that guy. It looked, it looked really cool. But the Burger King of it is such like a, like, ah, bummer, man. Like, fucking, really? Yeah. If it was not Burger King, it would have been like, do we want a second one?

Yes, oh, absolutely. 100% I was like, guys, I'll make an offer for it right now. It was like McDonald's. I mean, make an offer. Yeah. If it was like McDonald's, I mean, shit, if it was like NASCAR, I'd say get it. It looked cool. Yeah.

But, you know, alas, it was Burger King. Burger King. And so Burger King, Pluffle, Burger King, Grogu, they're taking all the cool words. Are they? What? Yeah. Grogu and Pluffle. Nothing's left.

That's it. Grogo Pluffle? Like, you're saying things to, like, activate a sleeper agent. Then they do the sequel to Mandalorian. It's like the Mandalorian and the pluffle menu. And you usually eat little pillows. It could be as good as Burger King. I mean, that's almost sort of what we had today,

little ranch bite tots that Nick was really upset. They weren't tots. Oh, he was fuming. They're cold tots. Make them tots. No, they are called tots. As you can see here, hang on. Have comforted.

Imperial Cheddar Ranch Tots Yep Uh huh He's He I mean I can't say if he's right or not

Because yeah We're not reviewing the food yet But he's right They're not talks I don't No They're not tots at all Nick since you don't

Get a score Usually review What were your thoughts On the way worse called dude Was it Was it mad It's shit or Mah

It's okay Was it bad Me, fine, okay. Hang on. Orderable. Orderable. I didn't. I wouldn't order them in the future. I wouldn't order them. Why would you go to Burger King?

Right. I wouldn't already of this. I wouldn't be a Burger King. I could walk out of here. I'm going to tell you this right now. I could walk out of this car and this episode by saying, I give it a 95 and I wouldn't go back to Burger King.

That just wouldn't happen. It just doesn't. matter. Right. Yeah. It wouldn't, I'm dead serious. This could be like fucking amazing food. I can't believe Bergeny made that. I'm never going to get it again. I never. I wouldn't trust that they could do it again. You know what I mean? Like, imagine that you had

something that was such a home run from this place. It's so fucking, it's, I would just never expect them to be able to do it twice, let alone once. Like, there's just no shot. I wouldn't expect them to be able to, like, cook the same food. Yeah. Like, let alone

the next thing. If it turns out good, it was like accidental and it's like do that again. I don't know how. Like reverse Taco Bell. You know, they burn their nuggets a little bit, but they got it down. Yeah. They were calibrating. They calibrated and then you get, and then we get fire dusted nuggets.

Very good. Yeah, very good. Pretty good stuff. I just want to talk about anything but Burger King. The thing, the thing that I was really not impressed by, but I was like, man, this is like a lot to fucking carry. Yes, you were. He kept saying I'm so impressed. I'm so impressed.

I'm so impressed. I'm so impressed. The crown, right? It was the crown that got it. It was the crown, very cool. Their branding for all this stuff is like... They do the branding. Super thought out.

It's super thought out. It looks cool. Individual boxes... The worst flimsyest plastic collectible cup is even like got all the shit all over it. It is. If you give it a good squeeze, it'll crack for sure. It will. Yes.

Especially if it's cold. you know, full of ice. Now this is the way. Yeah. Are your two favorite little guys? I'm baby yoga. Yeah, you are. I'm drinking, oh, I'm drinking my blue nom-noms.

Grogu's 50. There's your smoke. Yes. The smoke makes me strong. Here comes Grogu. I forget who said it in the restaurant. It was Eric or Nick, but it was like, Like, we had all these, like, boxes and collectibles and stuff.

It was like, this is just made for, like, the millennial 40-year-old, like, fanboy. It was just like... It would be for comic book guy from The Simpsons, you know? It is. And it's like... It's like, it's like... Burger King, Medanillion bounty hundred bucks. Finally, I have my Grogu Crown.

There will be people that put this shit that we just got from shitty Burger King on eBay. Yep. Yeah. And you know what? I'm not even knocking those people, but the people buying it. Exactly. And the same guy that's going to go, throw in the Burger King hat with the pluffling,

you've got a deal. Oh, maybe I can do offer a trade with this guy. Give him the crown. Yeah. You trade him a hat and four cups. Yeah. Three cups. I'm keeping mine.

No. Dave can't have cups. Stop playing with his ears. Stop touching them. His ears are like his penises. He's getting him hard. He's going to. He's gonna spray his

Lu-Gu milkshake. Oh no, that's what it is? Oh, God. That's why it was so good? Oh, my God. That's why I heard, drank it all. We all stopped. We were like, I don't know.

He kept going, it's so weird. There were only like two baby Yoda crowns. Like the restaurant. Yeah, that's why we got outside to take the picture and I was playing with the crown to like adjust it to foot in my head. And I finally got it. I went to put it on. And I was like, what the fuck?

This isn't even a Grogu Crown. As I threw it away. As I threw it away, Nick went, no! For some reason. I don't know why. He wanted it. You have enough fucking Burger King crowns to the office. We have too many Burger King crowns.

Yeah. It's too good. As I said, oh, Nick, my kids are on a warpath now that'll play with your son because I mentioned him. And they, like, saw the four. And I was like, yeah, he's like your age. She's like six. And she was like, bring him by. Bring him by. Irish, he's like, tell him to bring him now.

Like he's like, bring the child. Bring the child. Oh, like baby Yoda. Dude, could be podcast second generation. Oh, wow. We start, we start making money off these kids now. He's smart. Future proof. Future proof.

We already had Archie on some like, let's play regulation stuff and he was fucking, he was better at it than Nick was. No, he's better at him. No. No, Nick's good at that skate. Yeah. No, this is good. Good. Tony Hawk.

No, not that one. No. Never again. Archie was like explaining what was happening on screen and like throwing things out, like giving reactions to everything. And it was like, oh, he's actually good at this, like naturally. Nick had to learn it. What, skip the generation? Yeah.

Oh, my dad, though. So your dad is really good at it? Yo, your dad, fucking Archie. and pop pop. That's another series. I'm live at the subway. The boss is here? Oh, man. Oh, shit, dude. That's the crossover event.

So we don't have Burger King a lot, obviously. And this was one that I felt like we needed to do because it's the anniversary and because it was this big menu for a big summer. We're just such big grogu fans. We're guys, we're grogu heads. We're jerking off his little ears. We're going.

crazy and this just felt like this felt like one that we had to do. Grow nuts, we grow goo. But in general, just in case for whatever reason people are jumping on this episode for the first time, which I think would be an insane thing. Burger King opinions, in general.

You say we don't have Burger King a lot? I do now have Burger King a lot because of this show. This is a lot. Yeah. Like once every year or year and a half is too much Burger King. Yeah. It's true. I only get Burger King for this show and every time the whopper tastes exactly the same, and it's not good, good!

They fixed it, I heard. I heard they fixed it. They fixed it. They fixed it. If they came out with that as their marketing, Burger King had a commercial with their CEO on a couch, and he said, guys, we're sorry. They kind of did.

We fixed it. I was telling you about that commercial where the guy was like, we listen to you, and now we're improving our food. I'm waiting for it to come to fruition, but that's what he said. Do you remember? like two months ago, when all the CEOs were eating their hamburgers,

that Burger King was doing the same thing because the CEO is going, hey, we fixed the Whopper. And they're like, oh, what'd you do? And they said, better bun. The mayo tastes good now. That's it. And then it was like, okay, did you do anything to the meat? The mayo tastes good now.

We had that same conversation before Michael came. We were hanging out, and Eric was telling me Nick about it. And we asked the question, but did they change the patty? Did they change how they cook it? And then you were just like, mayo and bun. And then we were in the Burger King, and Eric was telling Michael about it. And Michael also had the same question. Do they cook it different?

Mayo and bun! They just wanted to be different. Better meat, meat and different cook? No, same meat, same cook, mayo and bun. Bun is different, Mayo tastes good now. Perhaps.

Mayo good, you like it. Man, I feel like I'm playing Halo 2. I feel like I'm playing Halo 2. I got this nice like headset quality, or someone just screaming. Cover me. Fuck you, mom! Shut up!

Someone needs to get a fan blowing directly into their AirPods. Yeah, let me turn up my air conditioning. And then Eric's going to start saying car curse words. Yep, yeah, yeah. Somebody's mom can, like, start vacuuming right behind them while we're in the middle of the match. It'll be really good.

This is good. We do have self-censoring buttons right here. Hey, fuck you. Well, we maybe don't love Burger King, but you don't know shit about Burger King. Do you guys want to learn about Burger King? No. No, come on.

Check this out. Wait, is it this? No, it's this. Michael's doing reactions. Hang on. They take a while sometimes. I think it's this one. Okay.

This is the rock. Oh, maybe you have to do two. He's putting I Love You's up. No, I did that already. It's hard because my phone's not wide. It's not getting picked up in the camera. Yeah, it's that. Well, you wouldn't turn it on.

I don't want to turn it on. This is a horror. Yeah. Woo! Coachella. It's like that. I'll do that with my kid all the time. That's awesome.

Yeah. We've seen the videos that your kid screen records and then sends during stage. Oh, you haven't seen the newest one. I'll show you later. Oh, there's a new one? Okay. All right. Yeah. I can't wait. All right. Let's learn.

Speaking of which, speaking of too much fucking Burger King, our last Burger King episode was in December 16th, 2025, where we ate the Burger King SpongeBob movie menu with Gracie. He received an average rating of 42.5, which seems high for Burger King. Yes, it does. Yeah, what do you, what do we like about it?

Was it a shake? Was it a lemonade? Jordan, Jordan, I bet it was a shake and you really liked the boxes. Yes, it was the packaging. The boxes were very good.

The packaging. Like this, the packaging they nailed. They did a great job with the packaging here too. Like the Mandalorian burger box where it's like his helmet, that's pretty good.

Yep. It's, and that's why SpongeBob scored high because it wasn't like the food taste in a fucking different. The food's exactly the same. So I don't know. No.

Better bun! The bun! Mayo, good! I heard mayo was good now. It's not on this one, though. And you like it. We don't know that. We have to go back. Don't you dare.

Going to get on to the next fact here. Beep, beep. We're in cars, and it got me feeling like Mando on the run big time with the little homie baby Yoda riding shotgun, and we're going to escape the clutches of Jabba the Hot. I've never seen the show. Is that what they do? Do they fight Boba Fett? Jaba's that a fact. Jaba's dead? Yeah, he got choked at death in the movies you saw you dumb big fuck

Yeah, no that makes sense but also if you told me Java survived that and died later I'd believe you she choked him off to death remember he was like yeah He was just coming everywhere he was like remember how hot it was he died the way we all come right where he goes All right, who's Yoda? Well, he definitely dies the way baby Yoda makes those fucking milkshakes. They fight alongside Boba Fett. Oh, they do? Oh, yeah, by the way, the Boba Fett show is Mandalorian season 2.5.

Yeah, but they're new friends. Because it starts as Boba Fett, and then it just continues the storyline of Mandalorian. There's a whole episode that follows Grogu training with Luke, and it's like, this should be in the Mandalorian, I feel like. That's crazy. That shouldn't be in the Bullion. Oba Fet show. Yeah, it is, though. It didn't make any sense.

Book of Boba. He climbed out of that Sarlac pit. Eventually. Yeah, he did. And so can we. And he, like, and he touched the walls on the way out. He was just like, like, like a little guy climbing out of someone's urethra out the dickle. Oh.

Just scraping it on the way out, just with claws. Ah, yeah. That's what it was. This week is Teacher Appreciation Week. He's expected to offer free fries for educators with any purchase. They better look out because if the monkey doesn't get the deal too, he's going to get on his dirty bike with Grogu riding rough and blasting teachers with their laser blasters.

Bullseye them like wamp rats in a T-16 like back home. Teachers beware. Dude, Nick, dude. It reminds me of the kid and Malcolm in the middle. in like Dewey's special class. Reading these last two facts, it reminds me of like MC Chris's Star Wars song.

It is very MC Chris, yeah. My backpack's got jets. Hell yeah. Like Boba. The Fed. See? That's very important. In the early 2000s?

To finance. My vet. He was everywhere on adult swim. He was hash. Yeah, he was at CLAB. CLAB 22-1. Yep, he was MCP pants on Aquitaine. Oh, well then he kept responding.

Yep. As a new as a new incarnation. He was like a big spider? MCP pants was a big spider. That was the first time. Yeah, and he came back a couple times. One was like a worm. One was like an old man and like a geriatrics home.

Oh, that's right. That's right. Yeah, it's good stuff. All right. Moving on to this crap. Let's see what he wrote next. And Augusta, George Burger King employees in custody after shooting a co-worker in the chest

during an altercation last week. The argument stemmed from the gunman accusing the victim of stealing his phone charger, then getting in a scuffle and shooting him with his Glock. The man was fired, as Burger King stated, that, quote, maintains a zero-tolerance policy against employees bringing firearms to work. But they should really have a better policy

about letting Sauce Monkey to get back behind the counter to plug his phone in and then he wouldn't have to steal charges that are back through already to teach everyone a lesson. Uh-oh, silly monkey. See, look, he has it. He took, he, that's not, that's the, that's the phone charger from the guy that worked at Burger King that shot his friend or whatever. Oh, yeah, I took it from him. Next, he's going to pull out my sleep mask.

That one he just steals for himself. Go, go back and, go back and watch the part of the episode where we bring that up and watch Nick turn around and start going through the back of the car. Yeah, you like disappeared. Yeah, you like disappeared. I got, I got one for you two here. I got an extra. You can, you can have this. Oh, nice.

That's good. This is my, uh, this is my, that's a vape. That's a vape. He's vaping. Oh, is that your vape? Can you, uh, can you hit a blinker on that real quick? Oh, you can't really see the line. He didn't charge it.

It's charged. You just can't see it. I have another one. Here. Nick. I'm going to, I'm going to charge my car. Oh, no. Press super.

Great up. Jesus Christ. I heard that's bad for you. I appreciate. No. I appreciate it. None of this is bad. None of this is bad.

How can Meta Moon be bad for you? Yeah, tell me. It's meta. Fine. Metamoon is fine. I'll stop using Metamoon. Go back to Banana. Yeah.

Can I go back to the fact for one second? Yeah, yeah. What's up? It does seem like there's a real uptick on like specifically fast food workers shooting each other. It does seem that way, Jordan. Why do they all have guns now? Now, are these all taking place in America?

Shockingly, yes. I will say, you got to stand with Burger King. Is there in Augusta in the country, Georgia? Augusta, Georgia, the nation. No, Augusta, Georgia, the United States. But you got to stand with Burger King who maintains a zero tolerance policy against

employees bringing firearms to work. You just can't tolerate it. That's a good policy. You can't tolerate it. One strike, you're out. We do not have a similar policy at our company. That's definitely true. You're going to bring as many guns as you want.

And may have already have. Oh. Don't look in the closet. It's been there for months. Dude, I've got to be honest. I'm just saying, like, based on reoccurring events again and again, like, I feel like the next shooting is being someone's going to try to shoot Trump at like a McDonald's.

Yes. People are trying to take this guy out now. Well, you can't just walk into a fast food restaurant and expect it to be peaceful anymore. Well, you gotta consider a whole package. Policy. I don't know about McDonald's. McDonald's welcome.

Well, Long John Silver's welcomes it. They make you bring a gun. Like near the Washington Monument the other day now? Yep. Was that like, because like they had a gun and Secret Service was like, we don't know your intention, so they just killed them? I saw something about that.

I don't know. I don't know. Maybe he was on his way to work at Burger King. But they have a zero-tolerance policy. Yeah, he was like, I'm just going to work. I'm just going to work. Get on the ground, get on the ground. Get on the ground.

This is my employee uniform. Last fact. Shooting each other. Last fact. Please. On April 2nd, Burger King launched a nationwide hiring search to bring on up to 60,000 new employees from entry-level positions to management to its near-neurricular. 6,500 restaurants in the United States,

according to a news release. The search comes after a series of, quote, brand milestones that have repositioned Burger King restaurants as a destination for both guests and employees. The news release states, what the fuck kind of destination is Burger King? Like a destination where you get tortured and punished. Burger King pays $13 an hour,

so maybe the workers are the ones being punished, actually. Next destination, the morgue. Well, assuming you came packing, it's possible. I just packed my Mandalorian Bounty Hunter packed. That's all I packed. Is that Babu Fri? Is that Babu Frick?

The phrase Burger King restaurants is a destination for both guests and employees. It's a destination for employees. It's their work site. That's where they go to work. They are destined to be there. Oh shit. Grogel work at Burger King now. Let me suck.

Let me suck your eggs. That's not what he sounds like. That's not what he talks like. Grog who would never say that. Gn-N-N-N-N-N-N-K-E-RIC, Eric, you didn't finish me off yet. Let me make some more blue milkshake. I got you, baby Yoda.

How do we make a thumbnail? Happy the anniversary episode. Happy two years, yay! Again, Grogu's 50. Yeah, but that's how their species sounds at 50. Someone hasn't watched in a couple weeks, and they're tuned to this episode, and they're like, oh, damn, the guys lost a house.

And their minds? They're back to this. The idea for going back into the car was to, like, show Gracie how awful it was. Yeah. She moved, so it's like, uh, anniversary. And eating on Eric's car was also for Gracie. Yeah. Michael.

Michael at the restaurant. We ordered the food and Michael sat down. He went, so we eat in here or on your car? And I went, yeah, I mean, we're eating on. my car and he went good because I'm not eating in my car I don't want my car just like fucking Burger King I'm eating on your car and it went all right thank you well because you know normally we eat back at the house and I was like are we eating here and you're like no I think we're gonna take it to go are you we're gonna take it and I went right take it where yeah because it better be the answer

better be on your car otherwise we're eating it here because why wouldn't we take it away we ate it on my car and that is dude it was a lot it was so much stuff, dude. We laid it all out and I was like taking pictures. Michael walked over to his car. Yeah, I had to get something on my car. Dude.

I don't turn around and I was like, holy shit. Come look at this. Take a step back, dude. Take a step outside the bubble because this looks nuts. We parked in the little square arrangement

and as we were coming back we talked about on the ride-along like I hope no one took Eric's spot and they didn't, but people parked right next to us. You know, there's, well, here's, and I realized there were two people. It's like, why? Why? Because even there's like 50 spots right there, because it's 10 feet further from the building. That's why. Yeah. So they're like, fuck that, I'm parking close. But when we were all getting, we were getting out and setting up, there was a lady who was in her car, if not also eating in her car. I don't know if she was eating, but she was sitting in her car. As soon as we started posting up, she got the fuck out of there.

Yep, she did. And then the other lady in the other car was not. far behind her. No. And I was like, I can only imagine how it looks where like a car shows up and then everyone gets out, has four boxes of Burger King Mandelorian Groku branded. Just start throwing it on the hood of a car. Bouncy bundle meals. And then it's just on the hood.

Sending on the camera, getting microphones. Like, all right, we got this. All right, I can pack it up. All right, let's go. Okay. Yeah. Lights. Is that all?

It's just us going, it's okay, we used to work here. Yeah, dude. Hey, I hope you will. I hope you like our building. Tell Bernie I said hi. And Drew. See how to Drew. And Drew.

Tell Drew. It, getting this all set up was like a real headache. But I think for an anniversary episode, I think this works. Like, this is fun. I think it's going pretty smoothly. Until we find out that some of the audio didn't work. or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, like, I'm too far away from Nick for it to like...

Yep. No, I see your levels. He sees up. He still, he's still reading me loud and clear. Loud and clear. Okay. The random honking, too. You know what we gotta do?

I gotta wait for people to come by. I hope someone gets into the car next to Eric, and then I'm just lay on the horn. Yeah. It was like that guy, it was like that guy on the side of the road when Nick was filming. Oh shit.

Dude, you guys You guys couldn't see Nick. He was filming you, Eric, but he was just like, dude. And the guy's like, he's like, I can see you in there. He was just waving. He was waving nonstop. He was like, hand ofotronically waving.

So even I was like trying to like focus on what we're talking about. We said waving, not raving, Nick. Yeah. Raving. Are you glowing? Gloven. Gloving. Are you doing, are you doing Fushigi?

Fushigi. Fushigi. It's magic. It's magic. One thumbs down. Yeah. Does I do something? Oh, wow.

Gives another one. What he's thinking. What he's thinking about you. What the fuck? Two thumbs down. Jordan, do you want to teach us about the food? Are they going to explain how the Wapper's different or are we just going to get promo for the movie? Well, it's just going to be promo for the movie.

So here is what. The food is barbecue bounty wopper. A flame grilled quarter pound of 100% beef asterisk. Served in a helmet-shaped carton inspired by the galaxy's most legendary bounty hunter. That's actually Boba Fett. Loaded with melty Swiss crispy pickle chips, bacon, lettuce, tomato, and smothered and creamy bounty barbecue sauce. What did you think of the sauce? Because I don't remember.

I didn't. Okay. It wasn't that good. It was better than regular barbecue. felt like. Meh. It was good. Orderable.

Good is better than fine. Good is better than fine. That I can agree with. Which, wait, which sauce are we talking about? The garlic? No, the barbecue on the burger. Did you know?

Did you know that was barbecue sauce? No, not at all. I absolutely had no idea that was barbecue. But the sauce was not terrible. I agree with Nick. It was pretty good. It was creamy.

I thought, sorry, sorry. I thought you meant to Papa John's garlic sauce. No, no. But the struggle I had in general was that, like, the overwhelming flavor, bad flavor of the patty always overpowers anything else that they would put on that. Because I didn't even, I had to, like, go in separately for the pickle chips. Nick is watching that car.

He has a funny hat. He's parking. He's parking. Uh-oh, he's behind Aaron. Jordan and I got eyes on him. He's parking behind you. He's posting up, like, a bounty hunter, right? Like, look, Eric is.

He parked like, shit. He's gonna come get Baby Yoda. He's behind. He's gonna come by and be like, free phone. He's looking at that phone. And then it falls over. Bro, he's gonna take one shake. That's a load-bearing shake.

It is a load-bearing shake. Oh, man. You guys seemed pretty into the pickle chips, yeah? Yeah. Yeah, actually, they were pretty good after I, like, tasted them. After you removed them from the burger? Yeah.

The Grogu's blue cookie shake. That's what it was. That was the flavors. The blue cookie. A hyperspace swirl of creamy soft serve, blended with blue sugar cookie syrup and topped with Grogu's favorite snack. Blue cookies.

That's not his favorite. He loves eating those and eggs. Remember in the show he ate it? With Grogu's special ingredient, he made himself. with sous chef Eric this came out of me and it's going into you grogoo that's why they call it the grow goo

yeah go goo uh this is like the blue milk from like the first Star Wars or it's like they just make a normal food blue and it's like whoa sci-fi you know Jordan why is blue the weird color Jordan just kept yelling about that He just kept going, it's blue.

Why do they make stuff blue? It's sci-fi, so it's blue? And it was like, I think it's just the blue milk thing. He was upset. Not happy about it. I'm not really upset. I'm just like, I'm like, I'm Star Wars coming with a different color for food.

I'm not upset. That is, you know, you're right. Blue is space, dude. And Grohl do loves it. It's his favorite, it's his favorite snack, dude. When? I think he ate it one time in an episode. You don't know shit.

P3O Little fucking PCPio Little fucking space pig I'm pig Whoa Whoa What are those guys

Are they like guards At Jabba's Palace Aren't they like Gremorian guards They're called Gimorien guards Drew is Andrew Yeah that's true That's Andros's enemy

Is my enemy Drew Anyway, can you help my My sister's kid Like give him a job He needs a job He just needs something to do He's like friends with Pygma

Just going like You gotta hire him man I don't know My sister's fucking riding my ass Her kid's a fuck up We gotta do something Androes is talking to Star Wolf Like he doesn't even need a ship really

He's like Make a fire at Honestly if he's gonna fight someone If there's like a frog, I guess he could fight a frog. Like whoever the weakest one is, like just bear him up with that guy. Grogu's garlic chicken fries, crispy white meat chicken fry season with Parmesan and garlic. Served in a Grogu themed carton with garlic dipping sauce on the side to feel your next adventure. Okay, so they were made for the chicken fries.

Yes. I think that's a weird combo. That is weird. Yeah. It didn't fit. Honestly, they should have made the garlic sauce blue and I would have been on board. Also, also seasoned, seasoned with Parmesan and garlic, no, they're not. No, they're not at all.

They were, not at all. They were completely regular chicken fries. Yep. And they were chicken flavor at best. And then they came with Papa John's garlic pizza sauce. Yeah. Yeah. It was just Papa John's sauce.

That was crazy. But it came like pre-stirred, you know? It did. Papa John's always comes like very watery and then you shake it up or stir it and then it turns into garlic sauce. This one was like Pretty shaken It was so intense It tasted exactly like the Papa John sauce

It was like What you'd put chicken in No No no no But it sucks because the chicken Needed something Because it had There was no flavor

No flavor to the chicken And so it needed something But you kept just dipping it in the garlic Going this isn't the way Like this is not it That's from Wow Wow

There it is. Wow. Is this garlic parmesan to you? It's not. Mm-mm. Yep. There's also, lest we forget, the Imperial cheddar ranch tots. Are these the bad guys?

Yeah, Imperial. That's what Nick's saying. Or, I mean, Nick calls him the good guys. Yeah. I mean, you know Star Wars, it's so gray. There's no, like, there's no light side, dark side, good, evil, you know. It's all open to interpretation. Oh, you're trying to mix my grok who's goose.

Stuffed with melted cheddar cheese. Fluffy potatoes. And ranch seasoning. Served in an imperial-themed-themed carton. Every time I woke up, he's doing fucking up. Oh, he's eating it now. Okay. Yeah.

That's easy. Well, he's making his own numbs, and so he's eating his own numnums. It tastes like cookies. Yeah. Calling these things tauts is false advertising. Agree. 100%. No, like 100%.

I don't think there's any, like to call it a tot, it has to have potato, right? Yeah. I'm sorry, I thought that was just the, you know, the word? There's no potato in that. I think there might be potato on the outside. Maybe that's what it's existed. It's just, I don't know what the fuck they're talking about. They're closer to like, yeah, like, like a, like, uh,

like a jalapeno popper without jalapeno, but it's like more structurally sound. It's like it's firm and together. Yeah, yeah, show him. Crack it open. What's he doing? What's Nick doing? That's, I don't know.

That's the inside. What? We ate that? Yeah, this is what comes out the back of Krogu. I think that's what's inside those ears. Grosugus nuggets. They're imperial because they're bad. Yeah, yeah.

Something to think about. It should have been the giveaway. Well, Jordan, now it's the most important part. It's the press material. Yeah. If you rip it open and you don't eat any of the breading, you can taste a minute amount of potato on the inside. Oh, that's good.

If you only eat the potato? Yes, I ripped it open and there's like a tiny, there's like tiny crumbs of potato in here. I see it. I see the crumbs. You can't taste this at all. It's just breading. and overwhelming cheese.

Nick, stop covering us. Nick, what do you doing? You can't hide. You can't hide. It's hot. Okay, the Presbyterial reads. It's hot. Oh, shit.

Star Wars has shaped generations of fans. And as we head into the release of Star Wars, the Mandalorian and Grogu, we saw an opportunity to bring that excitement straight into our restaurants. So Joel Yashinsky, chief marketing officer of Burger King, U.S. and Canada. From themed packaging to both.

Flavor Forward menu items, this is our way of celebrating an iconic new film with the iconic flame-grilled taste only Burger King can deliver. If you're going to associate yourself with that flavor specifically, I'm not going to see your movie. Do you see Mandolin? No, I hate Burger King. Yes, that's important. Hey, I haven't watched SpongeBob since we had that meal. I ate, I ate Baby Yoda's Yum yum-yms, and I don't want to go see the movie. now. Yeah.

I'm not feeling some numby. It like, it's weird because they're in the middle of this sort of image rebrand thing where they're like, hey, we know we sucked for a long time, so we're going to not suck. You're talking about Star Wars. Yeah. No, Burger King, but also, yeah, Star Wars. And this is like Burger King's opportunity to come out and be like, Our basics are going to be so strong going forward that everything we do on top of it is going to be like worth it.

But then they don't bother to do anything except bun. And then they go, I don't know, baby Yoda's here. And here's a shake. We fixed it. Yeah, here's a shake that doesn't taste like cookies. It's confusing. It's like, oh, okay. That's it.

Like, that's the, it just feels like they need to take a bigger step back to be like, hey, let's like refocus and actually do this. Right? You think it's actually really hard for Burger King to try to reinvent themselves because I think what they suffer from is not universal dislike. For us, it's frustrating because there are the people who are like, Burger King's great. I went there all the time. I love it. I continue to go there to this day. Like, if they were to change things too much, those people would feel betrayed by Burger King.

If there's not enough people have to gogging on them like Wendy's, you know, like Wendy's is. you needed everyone to the point where it's like, please fix your stuff. Hire us to solve all your problems. Burger King has enough of like cultists to be like, if they change it, I'm never going back and I'm never forgiving them. Yeah, they, I think Burger King operates on addicts.

It's just people addicted to Burger King. People who had it very young and they're addicted to whatever Burger King flavor is. Indocinated. Yeah. So like they can't change it too much. I guess you're right. But like, man, they have to get further away from it because what it is is just like not

I don't know, it's not great. I don't love it. In that commercial that we were talking about where it was the CEO saying like we fixed stuff, they mentioned that like they got rid of the king mascot because no one liked him. Yeah. Who didn't like the king?

Why do they throw him under the buzz? He was creepy, but everyone was like, yeah, that guy's creepy. But they were talking about him. Yeah. Yep. Yeah. Everyone knew who he was. Yep. So we have our I don't think they're as honed in as to what, like, their strengths and weaknesses are. In fact, I think they got them very confused.

Well, Jordan, they changed the whopper and not the meat. So I think that answers your question. Bon. Exactly. Bon. Well, we have our review of Burger King, but we need to hear from you in a segment we call you review. This one. Why is there five?

They are short. There are a lot. They are short, but I wanted for the anniversary, I wanted five good ones. All right. We got five good ones. I'll take this first one since it's so short. Go for it. Okay.

Do the first two then. All right. This is Lori R. Gross food. Okay service. Okay ambience. I cannot eat a Burger King. The smell makes me nauseous.

Okay ambiance in Burger King. What the fuck are you talking about? Oh, the food fucking sucks and it makes me sick to smell it. It's nice inside. Gross food. The Ombiance. Okay. Well, it's like that guy in SpongeBob.

He's looking for food, water, atmosphere. It, like, fuck it. What a crazy review to leave. What a nuts review? Amiens a Burger King? Hell yeah. I don't care how good the ambiance and the services. The fruit is gross.

Yeah. Lori's talking about it. Makes me nauseous. Cool. Makes me nauseous. Imagine that's your story. Yeah. I went there, the food was gross, and it made me nauseous.

Why go out of your way to say good ambiance, though? Yeah. Like, it doesn't have good ambiance, but even if it did, who cares? Right. Who gives the shit? The least of my concerns. Michael, you went to that restaurant over the weekend. How was it?

Oh, dude, you should go. Like, the service was pretty good. The ambiance was really cool. How's his food though? This is fucking disgusting. Maybe he drove up. I made me sick the whole time we were there. To smell it.

It was like I was going to vomit the entire time. He put it on the table. I went, ooh, yucky. Yeah, but they lit candles and the stuff on the wall was pretty neat. Yeah, it was dark. All right, next one. All right, Cornelius, the coolest name ever on a U. Cornelius D says, they took my original post down that I posted two months ago.

Long story short, I ordered two chicken sandwich. with two small fries on the offer app in which I like better. Okay. Okay. I had eaten my first sandwich and then was eating the fries until I almost ate one

with a long hair stuck on it. I went back to the store and discussed the employee to let her know that she didn't have so sympathy when I told what happened and she had an attitude when I asked for a refund or something.

Am I stroking out or am I reading these words? No, no. That's how it's Triton. You're in the right. You're nailing it. She was like, you ate one sandwich already. And I said, yes. And while eating fries until I saw the hair in which disgusted me, different disgust.

It took her forever to think about what she wanted to do. And back and forth. And she then said, I'll give you your refund back and need to put back on card in which I did. I used to come here almost once every two weeks, but I eat at other burgers. I'll shit. Stop going to Burger King. I'll simply stop going to this one. Cornelius.

Cornelius likes the King. God. He likes the King. So close to getting it. I will never eat. It's just this Burger King every fortnight. I will never eat at this Burger King's Spree. specifically again, but other Burger Kings are on the table.

I love the, like, caveat. I used to come here almost once every two weeks, okay? That's still a lot for Burger King, though. It is a lot, yeah. But also, almost once every time. Really, I bet that averages out to, like, a month. Yeah. Jordan, do the third one, and then I'll do the last two.

Okay. Because this one's short, too. This is Jake C. Jake C. Sorry, this is No Real Burger King food. Is try hard cooked to tempt? Very hard to spend money knowing you did not get what you were hoping for. Right start with a different company.

I don't think I'll be able to speak for the rest of this episode. Bro, they're un-teaching you. In which card I did. In which car I did? This car. This is no real Burger King food. It's try hard cooked to tempt very much. They are trying to spend money.

Burger can try to try to. They're a bunch of tryhards. They're a bunch of ponies. My name is Holden Caulfield and they're a bunch of phonies. You're a phony. Oh, man. Oh, my God. Okay. Oh, Jesus. All right. Take a rest, Jordan. You've done it.

Yep. It's my turn now. I'll lay my seat back. It's my turn now and I'll be reading as Deb C. You got it. The worst service I've ever had. sat for over 20 minutes in the drive-thru waiting to place an order, then decided to continue on through without doing so.

The gal at the window laughed as I drove on by to leave. I guarantee you they didn't. I called the restaurant to complain. I explained to the person answering the phone what happened, telling her what poor non-service there was. She could have cared less, responding, is that all? I will never return to this restaurant, ever! I went to McDonald's next door

Lo and behold The person who was behind me In the drive-thru at Burger King Pulled up behind me McDonald's Yes, they weren't happy with the service either Dempsey wrote Lo and Behold I know right

And they actually spelled it right They didn't do like L-O-W and Behold Did a great job I really like that she thinks the people of Burger King Were laughing at her Every time Like I like that she's

She thinks she sat for 20 minutes before she drove away. Right, yeah. Waiting for someone to take her order. And then they laughed at her. You sat in silence for 20 minutes at Burger King? I hope that didn't happen. If you're driving past the window, how are you even seeing what they're doing in there?

They're pointing and laughing. You can see you're driving right past you look at them. I could feel it. Can you imagine going to Burger King in general? That's the end of my story. But can you imagine, can you imagine going to Burger King pulling up to the speaker going,

hello, for 20 minutes? Yeah. I need it. I need that long hair in my fire. I need it in my fry. Cornelius sent me. But then to call them afterward and go, wait, I drove away.

I saw those fuckers laughing at me. I called right away. I don't believe it. I would have the same reaction. Is that all? Yeah. I like the part where it says telling her what poor

non-service I got. What? Yeah. Well, here's what I would say. I would say the non-service you received was very good. Yeah. I agree. Yeah. As non-service goes. Poor non-service is service. That was A plus. Your non-service, your non-service

was excellent. No one spoke to me the whole time. Yeah. They didn't do shit for me. Oh. When you guys laughed, I was like, Mm-hmm. for sure. This is the spot. All right. And the final fifth.

Yep. The fifth you review from Lingen B. Lingen. What an interesting name. Yeah, Lingenberry. Okay. Here's the deal. If there was ever a place to give a black hole rating,

we're all... You got to know. We're all... Yes, this is the Lingenberry scale. Black hole rating. where all the stars were sucked into oblivion. This location would be it. From the goopy gallon and a half of mayo.

Got it. They fixed that. They fixed the mayo, though. It's not goopy anymore. That was Grogu. Yeah. I don't know what happening. You laugh so much.

From the goopy gallon and a half of mayo, frozen piece of cheese. And a tintsy-weensy shriveled up hours old piece of, well, they call it meat. Get them. On an ice cold bun with the consistency of limestone and a slice of last week's tomato slice way for thin. You might like it. Hang on. I got a hot dog and it was so hard.

I thought I chipped a tooth biting into it. Now, as for the help, they're friendly. and all too eager to make your meal again since they do it so much that you actually feel sorry for them having to work there. If they give out a worst franchise in the chain and this one doesn't win, then somewhere people really are getting

Pichimonian poisoning. What word is this? I don't know. Potomit. Potom... Potomane poisoning. I think it just might be T-R-U-T-A-T-H-R-U-T-A-R-R-U-T-H, Ruth. What is tomean poisoning? I think it's like a chemical or something.

They really went for it at the end. You think anybody in Yelp's going to know what that word is? Right. It might be what's in Roundup. I don't know. We all have our phones on this call, so we can't look it up. Yeah. I can't look it up, but I'm, I don't want to interrupt.

I got a hot dog. What the fuck is he talking about? The hot dog was so hard. I got a hot dog is so crazy. I wanna believe him because everything he was saying up and to this point was making sense and then he dropped, I got a hot dog. Oh, I wasn't a hot dog. Oh yeah. It's cooking no.

It's cooking no. You gotta see this episode in 4DX. Oh, no. Oh, my head. Fuck, well. Those are your reviews. There's your reviews. Guys.

Guys, Michael's talking, shut up. What's up, Michael? You know, hang on, you know what I just realized? But the chicken box does it too. What? I saw those holes on the side, I didn't even think about it. Jordan, I saw the holes on the side.

I was about to stick the chicken dick through it and start fucking it. And I went, wait a minute, this is a perforated edge. That's awesome. Oh, okay, that was worth the slight disrupt. I thought so. I thought so. Okay, go ahead, I'm done.

I'm done. Those are your reviews of Burger King, but we have our reviews of Burger King, Mandalorian, and Grosue menu. Jordan will start with you. And before we go into it, know that our grand total was just over $80. Holy shit. I mean, it was a fuck ton of food. I will say, it doesn't matter how good it was, but it was a lot. And big boxes.

And I'm sure that licensing was expensive. And you got the cup. The cup. I bet the cup's the most. expensive part. The collector's edition cup. Eric, we're going to

confiscate your cup and the rest of your blue grogoo juice. Oh, I'll just help them make more. So we were kind of talking about how the stuff that they put on the

Wopper that isn't usually on the Wopper was pretty good. Yeah. The pickle chips and that new barbecue creamy sauce pretty good. The problem, which I

foreshadowed earlier is that they didn't change the patty and when you buy it into it, it still tastes like Burger King, no matter what, because that, like, flavor is overpowering. And the smell of it as well. Like, it always smells... It smells so bad. It always smells...

That really does. They love the frame, the flame grilledness and all that stuff, but, like, it just makes it taste bad. And it makes it smell bad, too. So, we were theorizing what are we just like? like replace the patty. If we got like a...

Yeah, if we took every topping on this burger and put it on another good burger, it might be good. It might be pretty good. But we didn't do that, so it just wasn't good. I ranked them before we started recording. I liked the chicken

fries because they didn't taste like anything. And I think that's a big... I think that's a big plus for Burger King. And then I put the shake at number two, uh, because that grow goo goo was pretty goo-o-oed

and then the top poppers and then of course last place was the Wopper because Yeah, it's the Wobber I think it gets weighed down by

like Burger King sucking and like the Wapper not being good but I'm I'm gonna put it back in that like 42 range I'm gonna hit it with a 42 Wow, all right 42.

Michael? What was your ranking? Like, what, top to bottom? Which ones did you like the most? I mean, I don't care. It's Burger King. I'm not going to rank them. I don't care.

I'll be honest. So, like, it's just, it's not worth my time to rank it. I pretty much agree with everything that Jordan said, except I don't thank them for the chicken tenders, or the chicken fries and they're tasting like nothing.

Because, I mean, you're right. It is probably better than they don't taste like something. But, like, I could give them more points if the sauce they paired it with was a really good sauce. Yeah. But it was just, it would just Papa John's garlic pizza sauce. And I was like, this doesn't go together at all.

This is this weird. Yeah. It's weird. It's so garlicy and it's so thick. It's goop. It's like that half a gallon mayo goop. Goopie mayo. It, I was saying like the topping on the on the whopper were actually good.

and Eric said when he's like this is this is moving in the right direction and it's probably the best tasting whopper I've ever had and I would agree with that. That combined with the fact that I was hungry today I ate the entire burger Michael, howled it?

Maybe for the first time ever in Burger King Michael Jones history I ate the entire whopper because I was hungry but even then I've bailed on it before but everything not the burger was pretty good and it's like The burger too, but also I laugh at them.

It's like, anyway, it changed the bun. The bun's still not good. The burger's the worst part. The bun's the second worst part. Everything else was pretty good. What about the mayo? Did the mayo taste different? There was no mayo.

It didn't, I don't, there was some sauce on it, I guess. It was something on mine. I don't know what it was. It was a cream. I don't know what it was. It didn't taste like shit. Maybe it was more grogoo. It was grogoo sauce.

That was grogoo earwax. the cheese balls I did like but just because they're like poppers minus pop it was just a cheese it was fried cheese

yeah and I did I swear to God you cannot taste the potato unless you rip it open and eat it from the inside out you can taste it a little bit if you do that

why would you do that so it's crazy crazy to call it a tot um dead milkshake wasn't bad it was fucking weird but like it was

wasn't terrible. I got to say it's the best Burger King meal I've ever had on this show. It's still Burger King. I'm not, I'm still not going to go there. I'm not going to tell anyone to go there. But I got to give it a,

I'm going to give it a 58. Whoa. I mean, I don't remember what our scores were last time. It's a combined 42. I'm like, it's no way the last food was anywhere near this good for me. Right. I it's like

Even going over 55 felt Felt bad but that combined with the packaging I'll give it a 58 It's an average score of 50 It's gone on Wow Burger King You better get on your knees and suck our little

Grokos because we're never going to give you a better score than this I'll tell you that right now Guys Burger King hit 50 Whoa Yeah That's never been done before It's monumental It's no one saw it coming

It really is. Crazy. Crazy. It's definitely, like, the best tasting wopper, but at the end of that, every aftertaste is still Burger King. And you just know. That first bite of the wopper is, like,

it always transports me back to, like, a sad time I had to eat a wopper. Oh, yeah. Or, like, a school trip or something, or, like, just, like, out of desperation on a road trip and just being like, this, like, I never like this. Yeah, I agree with you.

And you know what I realized as I was eating it? I realized at the end, as long as you kept biting it and tasting everything but the burger. Yes. You didn't get the whopper taste. That's why I ate it so fast. I kept going in the cheese and the pickle fries. You can't let the taste linger or the meat gets you. So I just kept taking bites and just getting the sauce and the cheese.

We'll have to try that next time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, try to eat it fast. Yeah, I'm sure to hold up. Next one.

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