100% Eat - Happy Birthday Us & Jack in the Box %% Jack in the Box Nashville Hot Chicken & Mozzarella Sticks

Episode Date: May 20, 2025

Do we buy a tiny little hat for the monkey? Our Heroes are doing a LIVE episode for their anniversary and here it is. They eat Jack in the Box, once banned and now maybe most reviewed, to see if you need the Nashville hot chicken and mozzarella sticks? Might have to ban it again, honestly. If you only watched the chat during this episode's stream, see if you can make it make sense. And for our birthday, we want you to gift a Patreon sub to someone. Patreon.com/100percenteat/gift We just launched our ad free tier at $5 but also we're going to release the ads cut soon so what do you waaaaaaaant. Sponsored by ExpressVPN. Get an extra four months FREE at ExpressVPN.com/percent Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to 100% Eve Anniversary! Yeah! The show where we try every fast food restaurant and let you know if you need it. You probably do. I'm your host Michael Jones alongside my co-host Jordan Sweers. Jordan, how are you on this auspicious day? I'm pumped up to be live. We're live! For the first time ever from this office. Chat, chat, are we live?

Are we, chat, are we cooked? Are we, are we gaming? Are we cooked? Now they also get to get like, I guess a bit more of an, like a raw audio cut. Yeah. Where Nick, like he still does it on the fly. Oh yeah.

But they don't get the pizzazz that he puts in afterwards. Yeah. If he does anything at all. That's true. Well he's just, you know, he, I assume on every episode when he puts in afterwards yeah, if he does anything that's true Well, he's just you know he I assume on every episode when he puts the intro in it's just him Playing it from his phone into the microphone Yeah, it's fine So we're right. We're live on discord for a very struggling. He's clicking. He's going to voice and video

It's good people are people saying there's something wrong? I don't know probably Somebody was complaining about discord audio in what that's a them problem. Okay. Here's here's the thing We're live on discord, but we're also live on YouTube and YouTube I just got the comment. I was very excited for where where's the audio? And it's what person going is there supposed to be sound how do they know get the memo? I like we just keep saying yes, I guess someone who didn't see any of the promotion went, Oh, they're live and clicked it. Yeah. But even, but you're a fool. Even, even the title of the video, the live stream on YouTube says chat only.

Yeah. So, Hey, where's the audio? Hey, everyone who's watching this right now in discord, go ahead and just hammer the YouTube people who are watching cause they're not over here. They're not over here. This is for you. Yeah. This is for you, the loyal bugs and the listeners who have supported us for a year. They got their, they got what, they got their little treat yesterday. They did. When we did a live food court. They got all the fingers. Dude, they got, yeah, and all those fingers were pulling apart the blob, eating it piece by piece. I woke up thinking about the blob. It was blob brain. I left trying to forget about the blob.

With a chicken nugget stuck in my throat. Dude, oh my god. You said that was with you like four hours. It was a couple hours, like I could just feel it. I feel like it definitely went down there, but it was like a ghost feeling. Like a phantom limb. I was just like, it doesn't feel good. Now you know how Solid Snake feels. Dude, I was just like doesn't feel good now You know how solid snake feels dude of looking at the chat people are like oh my god

I can't believe Michael just did a backflip That's awesome dude. Just get him get him just make up lies this rock keep talking about how dry his shirt is yeah, dude Oh, here's my got the driest shirt straw. You said it be dry right now Yeah, I had like a like a food and it didn't help at all. And what was the spill from? I assume it was the mozzarella stick goo. From what? We are reviewing, I'm fucking getting there.

Jesus. Fucking hell, dude. I think it's like a good segue. Totally fine, two seconds before we start. It's a great segue as you keep telling him to segue. He starts screaming at his computer five seconds before we start. He's like, it's always something!

Hell on earth, it is always something. Here he did it. Today, we're reviewing Jack in the Box Nashville Hot Popcorn Chicken and Mozzarella Sticks. Yeah! I definitely bit into a mozzarella stick and the hot, hot oil like streaked down my shirt. So here's the thing. And then I went, I'm gonna go wash it off. And I just poured half a sink of water on me and it's all wet and the dribble's still there. You think it's hot oil. You think it's...

Again. Yeah put it on Jordan's card. I just bought roach spray. Yeah. Did you buy a net? No. I didn't get a net. You think it's hot oil, but mostly it was just milky water from the inside of the mozzarella stick. Go back to the blob. Okay. Milky water wouldn't stain. It was like... Special water from the inside of the mozzarella stick. Yeah, but milky water wouldn't stain. Milky water wouldn't stain. It was like... Special guest Sal? Yeah. In practical joke.

It's pretty good. Those mozzarella sticks were wet on the inside. Weird. Weird on the inside. One of the weirder like snack treat side things we've gotten. This whole meal is maybe one of the giant drink cups. God damn. It's huge.

It's like what a burger size, but there's less ice. Is that a small? Yeah. Jack in the box? It's a child size. Yes. They asked us when we ordered, oh, what drinks do you want?

And it was like, well, you have a Coke freestyle machine. Yeah, I wasn't sure what was going on with that. And she was like, here are the options. And I just went, you guys care? It's like, no, Coke, fine, whatever. And then you tried to go over to the Coke freestyle machine. Well, yeah, I touched a goo on the table. First of all, what happened? Yeah, before he got his shirt all messed up. Yeah, his handle messed up. We were sitting there for 45 minutes waiting for the food.

So long with no one in there. At the table forever. And then I put my finger down and touched like a one sticky little goo spot on the table. The size of your finger. I went to go to the bathroom, bathroom was locked, and I don't think anybody was in it. They were locked and it wasn't even one while you gotta go ask for the code, it was a key, and I was like, I ain't dealing with this. Went over to go use the water from the dispenser as you yelled that behind me, I was like, oh, I'm already doing it. Went over there. Never seen this screen before.

Enter password to unlock. And wait, hang on. Did you try to put a password in? That was already there. Someone already said. Somebody else was trying. I thought you were trying to hack it Fallout style. No, it's not 111111.

It was already there. I was already there. So I took a picture of that. I'm sure we can post that. Dude, that's so weird. But like the woman at the Jack in the Box, incredibly helpful for what we were trying to do and get and all this stuff.

Also, when I ordered the four boxes of Nashville hot chicken and the two mozzarella sticks, when I was like four of the big boxes, Nashville hot chicken, and she just went, four? Yeah, I said the same thing when we got back. We didn't need four. You were, Eric was opening it, eating a fry. I ate a curly fry.

He said nothing. Yeah, I thought it was strange. And he went, why are you taking my chicken? And I was like, why didn't you say that to me, taking the curly fry? If he only took a piece of chicken, you didn't take a fry, it would have been like, whatever. But the two of them not connected, but yeah both happening was so bizarre

But it wasn't our just the box was this fucking And he goes you all have your own I look down I went why did you get four of these Well, I wanted us to hang out for 45 minutes. What there's about three boxes of food left Yeah, not even close. They talked stoked not even fucking close. Yeah, wait Real Jersey Mike's giant situation. Yeah. Yeah, did not two of those was too much Look, we have to spend money or it all gets taken by not by the government. Yeah, absolutely not That's our my money. Okay. Okay.

We're doing monkey money, monkey money, just straight up going, that's my money. It just gets to a point, shut up. We're Gracie-less. Gracie's not here, I'm mean again. We're Gracie-less on this episode, so Michael's back, and so is Nick. Yeah, Nick's back to filling in. Yeah!

It's overcompensating for the lack of Gracie. I'm just normal. What are you when Gracie's here? Uh, reserved. You call that not normal? Reserved! Pensive! What are you talking about? I've never thought of the monkey as pencil. Like he's sitting on a rock

Yeah, that's where you look to stick your head in and get the memories He's always thinking he's gonna be cool. He's always He's always feeling yeah, he's constantly feeling and feeling what you're feeling. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah screaming. Do you feel how much? Yeah, I felt that No, is it a lot Remember when he didn't talk we were talking about that not too long ago and like the evolution of the monkey. It's been great It's so good. Like who would have known for a while it what you might have to go back But like yo We're going back It would have known for a while. We might have to go back. Much like HBO, we're going back.

We're going back. We won't realize we made a mistake. I never stopped saying he should stop talking. We're actually adamant about it. I kept calling it HBO Max. I kept calling it HBO Max. I kept calling it HBO Max. It's the one transition I didn't respect.

It's, going back to that, hilarious. Like genuinely very, very, very funny. I'm not surprised even a little bit, given the company. Yeah, no kidding. But that's like if we went back to like, it's like a year or two years later, and we're like, yeah, we're face jammed now.

What? You worked really hard on the branding to go in this one direction Abandon that but even that like Makes more sense because it's like oh well we're starting a new company right there was no reason No reason for HBO to do that like the max made sense like okay. We're combining. Why didn't you just call it HBO? Why did you keep max also don't get rid of HBO like the most famous fucking recognizable thing He's of that whole thing television Yeah, and like not just recognizable, but like whether warranted or not like premium exactly if you don't know about HBO

You're like that's supposed to be really good right? Yeah. Yeah, let's get rid of it. I remember each for thing No one understands what's back, but hey, hey, we'll keep the oh yeah We'll keep like a little symbol to it like kinda. Yeah. Okay Yeah, the most freckle. We'll put it in the a It'll make perfect sense man, that's dude being a CEO has to be just so fucking easy It just has to be so as laugh can do it. I Just think it's just gotta be simple. You don't have to be right. You just have to keep going, this is what we're doing now.

And then people go, you're wrong. And you go, okay. And also we'll learn more about that in the facts section. Oh boy. Interesting. Oh boy, that's fun. But this is a return to form for this show. Jack in the box.

Return to form. Yeah, what do you mean? Return to hell. Come on. Well, I did in the ride along say, oh, it's good to be back in the Jack in the Box. And Michael went, it's good to be back. Yeah.

He said that when we walked in. What I meant to say was, we should come to this Jack in the Box. We're on the whole stomping ground. Good to be back to this shithole. I went to high school here. They 3D printed some new chandeliers and we were ready to rock and roll. We did come up with a really good idea

on the ride along though, where Michael brings a tool belt and a high-vis jacket and just does- No, you don't need the jacket. You don't think so? I know so, I never had one. Just a tool belt. Do you think if we made an electrician style looking shirt

that said like 100% electric and it's just- Oh yeah, you could do that. You don't need it, but you could do that. That would be awesome. I still have a jacket and a hat Do you really company? Yeah, that's fucking crazy Wow no I burned it Well, you know I just think I have shirts when I might you might need one place before rooster to do you know what? I mean, I'm gonna stop you right there much like how you bought your car from an old lady in a parking lot

You work at the zoo you worked at a carnival, you probably sold tickets, you were in the carnival. Like you were the train conductor at the zoo. You had six jobs a year. I went from high school to one job, the next job to this job. It's pretty linear. And he's used to his job providing a lot of his wardrobe for him.

Yeah, it was also like, it was like a mom and pop electric, electrical company. It was just like a guy worked with in the owner and then the owner sold it to the guy I worked with. So it was just me and him. It wasn't like, oh, fucking company shit. He's just like, oh, I've, you know, like, I got a jacket with branding on it.

That's cool. And I was like, okay. Anyone could be a CEO. Yeah, see? There you go. That's awesome. I had some, I had some shirts when I worked in electrician, like an electrical company.

And it was like, I had them and I wore them all electrician, like an electrical company, and it was like, I had them and I wore them all the time, and then I went, I quit this fucking job, and I threw them all away. I quit that job in the middle of the day, just walked out. I just told the boss, yeah, I don't want to do this anymore, so I'm gonna quit.

And he was like, oh, come on, I know I can be kind of a butt head, but I just went, yeah, you just, this sucks, so. I don't want to do this. He said I can be a butt head? Yes. He said the word butt head? Yes. I'll never forget that. Yeah, he that. Or was he more of a beavis?

Yeah, no he was definitely not a beavis. It's pretty good though. Yeah, definitely butt head To put it mildly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah quit that job just going hmm. Yeah, I'm out of here man What job haven't you had? Cop but that's next. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. When this all falls apart, police officer. No, do it beforehand. It's the safety net. You think so?

Yeah, because then middle intelligent white people. Middle is being very kind. Thank you. You should do it while we have this job, because then you could be off duty while here. Oh. And you could dress up. Also, is there like a, could you get like double paid? Because you could pay yourself as like security. like you can I've seen a lot of

As like oh cool, but then get security you ever seen no, but then I'm on this side Then if you're taking company money to pay yourself, yeah twice I would then take company money to hire thugs Yeah, attack us There he is I Yeah, attack us There he is I do I Think it would just be so easy to do that like you see videos all the time It's like here's a cop on duty sleeping in his car at the park Can you just go that's fucking dude there?

They like they hang out in an empty cul-de-sac in my neighborhood exactly they hired me on the spot And they put me on the poster they would white guy looking guy looking like you? Hell yeah. Hang on, you have the abs? You have the abs? You might just be a sergeant. Protect and serve. And then be like, really? I'm like, not really. Yeah.

I mean, serving looks, maybe. Protecting myself. So yeah, I think maybe that's next. Just cop next and then that'll probably be it. Cause that'll probably kill me. One way or the other. You know? Yeah.

You'll either get killed or kill yourself. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. When I've had enough of doing this, absolutely. Yep. Just don't want to put that uniform on one more day. I think it'd be cool to be a cop. Don't do like. Nightmare's the one who got the Red Robin burger pass

live from Red Robin. Dude. He's posting pictures of his burger. Every day. Eating, every day in May eating a Red Robin burger pass live from Red Robin. He's posting pictures of his burger. Every day. Every day in May eating a Red Robin burger. That's a lot, man. Yeah. Someday it's, man, it's the 14th,

not even halfway through. Yeah. So good luck. Have fun. If there's a Red Robin closer, I think it's something we could have gone for. Yeah, yeah. There just wasn't.

Literally isn't. Yeah. I think it'd be cool to be a cop and do like a ticket down from the inside But real lazy not a lot of work like Ron Swanson style. Yeah, yeah, yeah working in the parks department I like I think that's the general attitude there already. Yeah, no, but like People I'm gonna be lazy, but try and help people get away with like as much stuff as possible Yeah, I mean like yeah like stuff. I get reprimanded for but not let go for cuz they're like fuck. He's on the posters

Yeah, yeah, he's too important. You gotta stop selling weed outside No I fucking got us again. I mean what are we gonna do take them off the poster? Wow the monkey was your boss My god. Well, Nashville hot chicken, popcorn chicken, and mozzarella sticks. Nashville hot has kind of come and gone, don't you think?

It's like the Mike's Hot Honey thing. It's been replaced by the Mike's Hot Honey. Mike's Hot Honey is still now, in the present. Crazy. I would much rather have the Nashville hot, though. I agree. Like, that's at least, I think, a more distinct flavor. It's not just honey. That's hot They opened a Hattie B's down south when we got that tumble 22 here

I love tumble just pretty good, but Hattie B's is like the one that everything like I've never had the Hattie B Should do it for an episode. I think maybe All right, we should what's it? I might be interesting interesting Whoa, just like that do well YouTube trickers from the $11 club that's fucking wild That's crazy, you know what did anyone make us like Dark Popes since yesterday? The Antipope.

The Discord did a very funny thing yesterday when we streamed on YouTube. I can definitely say the Discord because it wasn't on the Discord. As YouTube is seeing now, they're just spamming a lot of memes, mostly of Eric's head. But they couldn't do that on YouTube right as soon as we started. Didn't even think about what they would do. They started putting the description of the images in brackets. Arithetical bald-headed Eric.

The whole time. The whole time. It was very funny. Bald-headed Eric, corn, Nebraska. It was very funny. It looked like what you would, like you would ask Chet GPT to make an image. bald-headed Eric Korn It looked like what you would like you would ask chat GPT to like make an image you'd right-click and like see the description Yeah, like that is what they put in there. It was really good. Yeah, it was it was really something. Um If we do Hattie B, have you guys had Hattie B's before? No, you haven't you know, you haven't okay It's I imagine it's similar to other Nashville hot yeah

Like I had it they do the big old breast with the yeah, I mean it's white bread. Yeah, it's a big one What I don't know if what the fuck is responding to the pictures if they you haven't been here before then If anyone is going what's going on yeah, welcome to the disk yeah, that's sorry live stream incredible That's sort of what's happening in the YouTube channel because they're all because they're all playing off this where they're going like oh my god Bernie showed up It's exciting it's exciting rarely do we see someone in the discord surprised by what the discord is doing now This is this is on par for what what we would expect Look going online with that Express VPN is like leaving your laptop

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where we ate the mummy wrapped monster taco. It received an average rating of 61. I don't remember that at all. I remember a thing being called that. I don't remember why it was mummy wrapped. Is that what we also got like the ube shake? Yeah. Okay, I remember that.

I went back and got that. How was it mummy themed? I know it's Halloween. It was big and they put it, Oh my God. They put it with something, they put like cheese or something. There was like, there was something that was wrapped up

about it, but I don't remember what it was. Right, why was it a mummy? Because it was Halloween. Right, but did they make it look like a mummy? No, it was just a big taco. Okay. Yeah. all right We're doing this episode live for the first time ever. This is cause for celebration

What has been the best thing in the chat so far is it the blob related we hate the blob the monkey's gonna swallow It birdie style gross You got a free fact right? Yeah, yeah, just just mention That's a fact mention things going on from yesterday Look look we're live Mention one mention to it was fine. It's fine not Everyone's saying not not a fact. It's a fact Not a rat is not a jack-in-the-box. Yeah, well at all not even close close. Remi made me write it. It was control of my hands. Okay.

You look pretty bald in a lot of these pictures. I'm not sure you could get Remi. Yeah, no purchase. Rubbing his little hands all over my head. Did you know, in all caps, that it is Jack in the Box birthday? Wee! No way! It's true!

Same birthday? It is. The official PR copy says Wednesday, free junior chicken sandwich with $5 purchase. That's today! Today! Where's our sandwich? Midweek mood equals handled asterisk. We share a birthday with Jack? This is so serendipitous. It's meant to be Jack in the box will never be banned from this show again. Wow! We share a birthday and it will never be banned again.

Why didn't we get a free sandwich? Never say never. Now, here's why I didn't get the sandwich. Did that woman seem like she knew about anything that we just read? It seemed like you didn't ask though. Ma'am, I'm looking to get my midweek mood handled. Yeah.

Do you know anything about that? Give me my free junior chicken sandwich There's also something weird about this Jack in the box and we talk about in the ride along My shirt dried and the stains were here It's fucking oil I can see the oil Damn it Yeah

Another one of my three button Henleys Oh no I only have ten left I took a picture of it But there's like a weird thing going on with the the the counter where you go up to order It's like framed and so like but if you're looking at it from the side where we were it looks like a weird thing going on with the counter where you go up to order. It's like framed. And so like, but if you're looking at it from the side where we were,

it looks like some weird play set. Yeah. Like a dollhouse. Yeah, like Eric. Like a two dimensional dollhouse. It was so, it was so severe. Like the way that like pieces of it ended or whatever. And the picture that you took,

it's so right down the middle. It's crazy. Why? Why even add that frame around? I don't know. I don't know. Is it a support beam as well? Yeah. I mean, they've got to put them that Jack in the box was just kind of built with the idea of what other buildings have or have had where here's an electrical outlet not at the table but in the ceiling and also we 3d-printed sandal ears. Yeah, it really does the passcode is wrong on the Coke freestyle machine on the counter It's not due to any like they lost the key to the bathroom

Uh-huh, and they don't remember the code for the no Everyone suffers it for real is like some backroom stuff where it's like close to what humans are into dude Yeah, some censored Remy stuff Yeah, we're having fun fun We're having fun we're learning about Jack in the box Okay If you act fast and head to shopjackinthebox.com

Terrible URL. You can buy some of the most bland corporate merch celebrating a mascot that sold people E. coli kangaroo meat. Happy birthday you big headed bitch! Gonna bury you seven feet under to make sure that big ass dome fits comfortably in the dirt. Gotta give him a little bit extra room. I think there's more head. I don't know if another foot is gonna help because he's got it You go down and then like the head yeah, but I think the shape of the rectangle. No, no It's just bigger around the head. Yeah, I take umbrage with like lame shit This is a awesome tiny little hat you like the tiny little hat buy a tiny little hat

You think you should okay in the box now. will ask, should we get that for the monkey? Yes, absolutely. Yeah, well his ears fell off. And while we're at it, take the other one off. Jack in the Box style. A little monkey antenna topper. Oh. Nobody has antennas on their car.

No one has antennas anymore. But we could still make it. That was an idea that we had for FaceJam years ago. I think you're right. I think we pitched that to the merch team and they went, this is a good idea. No one has these things. You put it on the back of your pencil or...

I don't think anybody uses those either. Or your Trapper Keeper. Or your AMFM radio. You put it on the antenna there. Yeah, yeah. Nick and I are about to get into ham radio. Yeah! You guys are gonna be a new hobby

Did you see people on the discord yesterday we're doing that Somebody was thoughts somebody was putting taking apart the Oreo and putting ham in the middle and then later they said I think they said I don't feel good. I'm gonna wait and see how this sits and settles and it was like Ham Oreo without chewing yeah how long is it gonna take to break down the ham in your mouth I told Blaine about the not chewing thing and he was like floored

I told him about the blob and he was like that's the fucking vile but the not chewing thing he was just like but they got good at it would you die? and I was like no no you just kinda you choke it down and yes they do choke but not not as much as much they probably developed some sort of acidic saliva. Yeah They're all they maybe they reptile well no they've just moved some of their like stomach acid up into their mouth there you go

Yeah, yeah bird style that's birdie Damn, we should buy him that will the last The last fact, if you wanna call it these. I do. Jack in the Box is currently being sued by two franchisees. Franchisees. That's not what it says. Oh, that's weird. I copied and pasted that.

Okay. Don't ever correct me incorrectly again. Yeah, racy. Yeah. Yeah, Rick. Thought he was gonna say racist. And got real I was like what the fuck You know, we only call you that off That was the rule we all agreed upon we said when we started this company there's one rule

Oh shit Jack in the Box is currently being sued by two Frenchies in Washington state after Jack in the Box terminated 39 locations in the state without cause or violations Jack in the Box which has been struggling financially has also been shuttering Del Taco locations in a similar fashion Leaving only one location open in the entire state of Colorado The Jack turmoil comes from a sudden departure of their CEO and lack of sales Jack left Honestly, we have the solution blue tiny tacos no boy Maybe they can be mint or at least they can be blue and we can say no. Yeah, no these days different

I think blue tiny tacos now or else you try to get them banned Yeah, you know if they even that was something that we said yesterday. Yeah? Yeah. You know, if they even... That was something that we said yesterday. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I said, don't say that. Don't say it. Don't call it that. If they even announced that they were doing another tiny taco... They said, they want to make blue tacos. Don't say that. If they even announced that they were doing it again in like another color or even just bringing it back, I would just say they're banned. Yeah. What? Like, we don't even have to go back there It's like band them. Okay. Come on blue tacos. What flavor would they be if they were blue not mint? What was that? I don't know maybe like cool ranch. Yeah, it would obviously be cool. Ranch. Yeah

Do you think they would taste like cool ranch? No, not at all What do you mean? It would be like that time we got the cool ranch pappadias And they just sprinkle them on like one one section of it Somehow even though it's a tiny taco they still miss. I forgot about the cool ranch pappadias Pappadias weird make small pizza fold it over. Yeah, shut up again But well they were interesting they were interesting and they were cool. They were cool. Okay While we were at the Jack in the Box, Jordan was like, hey, what if we went to the Little Caesars

and we got the Mango Rush soda that Nick said was interesting and cool? He's like, oh, we can go this way. We can turn around. We go this way. And we just end up at that one. And then Nick went, yeah. And then we go to Cece's.

And it was like, and Jordan went, never mind. That was me. On the way. I was right there. I was right there. I was trying to help Nick. And he goes, yeah, then It's on the way! It's right there! He's trying to help Nick and he goes, yeah, then we'll go to CZ's. He's like, I'm not part of this anymore. It's no longer my idea. Say it!

Make it so! Don't make me put Remi on your head. Yeah! Or anywhere else. Okay, well that was never... He was never anywhere else. That cockroach still there? Yeah, he's controlling Nick. What okay? Well that was never what he was never anywhere else that Is controlling Nick there is a cockroach It's so big. It's like that big yeah in the corner of the room. Yep

Yeah, we've been trying to figure out how to get rid of it bug net Maybe when I walked in and I was like just leave it. Yeah, I mean it hasn't moved. It's really moving We move out. Yeah, it's been about two hours or maybe it'll make its way over the Disgusting jack-in-the-box, you know Nashville hot itself Fucking salt itself to death a fucking trap. God damn. Holy shit there. It's the Nashville hot of this stuff is Presupposed you're like I kind of know what you're supposed to be getting, but then you eat it and you go,

well, this is the saltiest thing they've ever made. It's doing it Jack's way. Yeah, but it's how Jack would do it. We've had Nashville hot a couple of times. This is nothing like it. No, it's not. It's very strange. But you're pointing out as you're eating it,

you're like, but it's making my nose, it's not hot. Yeah. It's making my nose run. It's not hot. It made my tongue tingle. Yes. But not hot, but still not my mouth in any way. Only my tongue, but I was still getting the drip.

Yeah. I wonder if like peppercorns is part of the equation. I guess, but like, I can't think of something that makes my nose run that isn't hot that way. That's like when I put a lot of like salsa on something and like eat and it starts like really running. That's what that was. There's zero heat to that.

And then we found out, me and Nick were doing experiments. And if you dip the hot chicken in the ranch, that's the only way to not inhale all of the fucking natural hot dust you have to wait That's why when you asked for a range they gave us so much range dude She was she was just like things of rain. Oh, do you just like want one per thing? I'm like oh you like two and she was like okay those about three quattro and then she just kept going Come on

She got slammed live yeah, I got live slam just fucked up that bitch He is this boy this boy he's this boy You gonna get the cockroach no It's it's all the way in the corner of the office up in the corner of the ceiling right outside the bathroom door All the way in the corner of the office up in the corner of the ceiling right outside the bathroom door Piss boy little piss piss cup dude if he comes into this office, that'll be cool. Well the test What's put him in the piss cup? I thought about doing it honestly drink like He might be longer than this. Yeah, he's close.

He might have a little bit sticking out. It's probably at least this size, if not a little bigger. He's a big fucker. I don't want to kill it, because it's going to explode into like 15 piles. They're filled with so much goo. This looks so big, it would probably flood the office. So I bought, like, it's like Ant Roach, whatever, like bug killer. But it's like ant roach whatever like bug

killer but it's like a big old jug and actually has a wand. Oh wow. Oh it's like for real. Yeah. Because we can kill the cockroach and then we'll have so much left over to like spray each other. Yeah. Have you ever... T-shirt contest! T-shirt contest! Nice t-shirt, nice t-shirt. All of a sudden it's wet and then we're real sick. Which shirt melts first? You lose. Oh a melt t-shirt contest. t-shirt. All of a sudden, all of a sudden it's wet and then we're real sick. Which shirt melts first? Yeah, exactly. You lose right into our skin. Oh, a melt t-shirt contest.

Have you ever gone toe to toe with a cockroach and it flew at you? Oh. Well, it's happened to me before going toe to toe. Like it flew at me and then that was when I was announced its presence. He's like dinging. That's how you found out.

I found out that cockroaches can fly when I moved to Texas. I'd never like encountered one before in my life That wasn't like outside or like in a ball place that's expected Yeah, it was just like in my apartment because it like came through like the outside balcony or something very rarely I was like what the fuck just happened counter it flying. I didn't know they had wings. Yeah, it's they felt myself Privileged at that point. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, because then there was only I understood privilege There was my life that was that yeah, there was my life before that in my life after and my life after is worse

it's woke like other bugs they got I like they got a They got to do stuff to get to you. Yes Like a trek, you know, they just go He just won't bring him right at you like and they're in they're like dummy shit They're all you know they're not like attacking. Yeah, they're like fucking like it's just like Why'd you fight the only thing in the room idiot? I don't know I saw it That's great in the one that looks pretty cool that could be us the

CEO the cockroach that's in there is like the beginnings of a radroach from like fallout It's yeah, anyway, we get the poison tomorrow, but I don't know when we'll be back in the office. So hopefully we'll find it. Yeah, well, we'll just spray on the ceiling. Honestly, we'll just move out and burn it down. Yeah, my hope is just that like, you know, we- Let's just leave the door open when we leave and probably go away. That's- my hope was- That's probably how it got in. My hope was that- We gotta stop doing that. Maybe we already have an infestation above the ceiling and there's like hundreds of them

That's absolutely what which makes me feel better Yeah, right because that means we've been living with them all along and haven't bothered us I'll say it's almost been a year since we've been here. Yeah, like There was the dead cockroach when we first moved in here. Yeah, and then this guy and then nothing. Yeah, but it's been That's it. It's been totally fine Yeah, that's it. But the truth. yeah it's been on it's been a steady Nick compared it to a chondra and it may be violating its contract oh I just finished miss Warren and yeah this guy knows what's up yeah so smart smart

no I don't think it is but this is that's what we made a joke about it like maybe the cockroaches exiled from the from the hive or whatever Yeah, and I was like, oh exile Napoleon style then he's like making miss board reference. I go it really sums up the difference The contract the contract mistress, yeah, and then he got exiled again He fucked up more than twice Yeah, don't worry about that. All, I'm gonna read about the food. Do you want to learn about the food? You're doing it again.

You're doing it again. I was already segueing. Look at this, dude. Got a lot of people watching. You might have to take this thing off. Really? They loving it? I said before we started, it's a lot of people saying WTF is happening. Can we trade shirts? Can we trade shirts? No.

Do we have a shirt wardrobe here? Yeah. We do. Where? It's in the cabinet. Do you want me to get you a shirt? Or by where Gracie's gifts are. Do you want me to get you a shirt?

Yeah. You read about the food. I'll go get it. Give me a shirt. Will you bring my drink? What the f- Hey! Hey!

Why did you whisper it? Look, someone didn't hear me. Can you bring me a drink? It's the one with all the intentions. All the lips. It's the one I accidentally drink it's probably the one sorry Nick natural hot popcorn chicken 100% all white meat chicken bites coated in the brands signature sweet and spicy natural hot seasoning oh they made it themselves they're available in small big or mega box sizes and the fans can also order it as a combo

So I'm naked in these seasoned curly fries and a drink for us for a suggested starting price of 599 Classic popcorn chicken is also available and comes with Jack's fan favorite buttermilk ranch dipping sauce dig She gave us like 10. Yeah, exactly. Yep But that no marinara for the small offhand sorry This looks huge for a medium. It's a really big media. Can you long as fuck talk about what do you mean? What do you love the brand? I love it smells like shit to Nice factory. Yep like plastic smell here. Let me get this microphone out of your way so we can get a good shot This is the money shot

Are you not gonna change your This is the money shot. Are you not gonna change t-shirts? No, I'm gonna change. I'm gonna change. I'm gonna just put it on over this one. Oh, smart. Let me read this next one real quick. While you do that. Nashville hot mozzarella sticks

Yeah, go ahead, give them Melty mozzarella cheese Show them the triceps. Wrapped in a crispy golden coating Hell yeah. Seasoned with Nashville hot flavor Suck on that, YouTube! And served with a side of marinara sauce. In a crispy golden coating hell yeah seasoned with Nashville hot flavor fuck yeah With a side of marinara sauce for dipping starting at three dollars and fifty cents that shirt is so long

I know it's long. I think long shirts are underrated the proportions are right up top. Yeah There's a moment there were long shirts were kind of the yeah, they're in stinks then last day, and it's That's a reason. He's been in the closet. Yeah. No, it's the cap And it's it's just the facts. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Smells like poison. Yeah, so don't give it to the road. He would probably kill it a couple of weeks ago We went to we went to a wedding. Yeah, the three of us were there and We went to a wedding. Yeah. The three of us were there.

And Michael and I were talking and he was talking about how this is his wedding suit. And he's like, this is the suit I bought for your wedding. He knew Jordan. Oh yeah. And he's like, I wear it to all the weddings. Yeah. I go, wow, that's crazy. Which has been a lot over the last like two, three years.

Yes. Yeah. It's been getting some good mileage. And then like a week later, you texted me and you go, so that suit wasn't the suit that I bought for your wedding This is the suit I bought for your wedding and you took a picture you were wearing the pants Yeah, and it was like this much six inches I mean like this much of a gap of waist. Both almost identical gray suits. Crazy. And that's why I didn't notice the suit I've been wearing I had I got like right after I moved to Texas

So I was like 25 26 or something dude, so I was like right after I moved to Texas saw like 25 26 or something dude So I was like skin and bones. It was just like the yeah the jacket Insane I put the jacket on and it's like it's like I can't wear it like the pants It's just belt and yeah, I can't notice right. It looks like you're like I'm wearing daddy Because that means I've only worn that suit I swear to God maybe I wore it one time after your wedding Yeah, it's brand new it costs way more than the other To see if I can like get it tailored get it tailored, but it's like it's like a person Twice my size. Yeah, the jacket is insane. You have so much leftover fabric. You could make another suit

You did I said you can make a little suit and I can give it to Eric. Yeah. Yep. It's a... He will fit in it. Interesting. Like if I cut off the extra of what I was to what I am, that would probably fit Eric. Or the cockroach. Yeah.

Get him a job so he can move out. Here's my friend, we're going to the wedding. Plus one. What the fuck? He's getting bigger. Watch him fly! First dance, first dance! So, the Nashville Hot Stuff, the way it's

described... Well, they just have their brand. Yeah. Signature, sweet, and spicy. This is next week's episode. Yeah, someone said that. Oh, yeah. I mean, I'm saying, suck on that YouTube today. Yes. I mean, they'll get it.

Yeah. Then we're gonna get banned from my nips out. Sorry, you ruined too many keyboards. Too hot. Hell yeah. Nashville hot. Nashville hot. Joe, is that your,

were you coded in the brand signature sweet and spicy? Yeah, I rubbed it on my nips. That's why they were bleeding. Uh, the... So dry. Oh, hell yeah, Eric, you look good. Yeah, finally. That's me.

That's what I look like. Can I use this as my LinkedIn profile picture, please? I'm going dark. The popcorn chicken and the mozzarella sticks both have the same Nashville hot seasoning. But it did not taste like they had the same Nashville hot seasoning. They were both salty. They were cooked so differently.

Oh my god. And so I think the seasoning interacts with the food differently as a result of that. The mozzarella sticks are so wet in comparison. As my shirt can attest. Yes. Yeah, it was getting all over him yep And then when I pour hot oil all over my body. I want to be shirtless. Yep Yeah, because then you don't ruin your shirt. Yeah Smart your skin will heal fucking smart duh uh

So I'm forever, man I only remember is the video okay or no hit meeting man Okay They're getting distracted. No the I was playing sure I was saying that playing video is not good. Yeah video is fine exactly Don't listen to them no The video yeah, isn't you suck it. Right. I'm style. Listen, the video works. Remi's going to make you do stuff.

It's not fine. Like it's the video. I'm saying is bad. Yeah, the thing is bad. But it works. But that's right. Yeah. Yeah.

It's supposed to be. And that's what you want. Yeah. Um, so this chicken and this thing, I just don't know what like the point of the effort was, but before we get into Our review of this food. We have to get into a segment where we hear from you I'll take the long one. We've been yeah I've been putting on you the last couple weeks Let's start with this. Let's start with this first one my with Dulce Jean. Huh those the Gita

Wait go ahead. You want to do it? Yeah, oh long one. Well. Yeah, I know I was gonna do it He should do the first two and then you get you do that. Okay, cool. You're gonna go go go go go. Okay Here sorry Make a really making a you face and crazy talks Wait a long drive-through just to be told they weren't taking orders employee laughed when I questioned what they meant unprofessional. I Hi, we're not we're not taking orders. What do you mean? I questioned what they meant what the fun professional I What the fun professional I? What whenever somebody says they laughed at my face yeah, I doubt some heart they know it has never been laughed at by a best food

I also like It reminds me of you know the other one we read where someone's like I showed them my phone Yeah, that they were open. I remember like I don't remember this I kept telling about the Wendy's near my house They would they keep fucking around at night and just like, they were open till like either 2 a.m. Yeah. And later, and they just would not do their job. They just wouldn't take orders.

And I was, it pissed me off because I knew they were open, but I did nothing. How did you prove it to them? Did you show them your phone? Well, they should be open, but they're not working, so I left. How long was the review that you wrote about it? I didn't write any. What? And so I just how long was there a view that you wrote about it? I didn't write any and so I just I just went somewhere else and in a similar fashion I've also gone to a place that's 24 hours went through and they said we're not taking orders right now and in my head

I went what does that mean? You're 24 hours, but what you should be okay? Okay? He's left the drive-thru is open, but when they say we won't give you food. Uh-huh. You're done talking That's the end. It doesn't matter if it makes sense or not There's not a whole lot you can do. You have no power here. You can't convince them otherwise They're not gonna give you the food whether it's warranted or not. Nope. Why are you there? Yeah, what can you gain from that conversation? I don't understand. Unprofessional Again saying that they laughed at you is like nuts

They laughed at you. Well nuts. They laughed at you? Well, they needed to be victimized somehow. That's absolutely what this was. I'm not an idiot. They laughed at me, the normal man. They pulled out a knife and stabbed me. They said it was the drive-through. I don't know what happened either.

I'm telling you what happened. I remember it different. I was confused too. But that's just from Dosa G. So let's hear about the next one. Okay, I'll do the next one too. This is from Ian Michael M. Maybe Ian Michael Michael.

This place on Riverside is horrible. I gave them three chances. That's fair, right? Let's start. Number one, they canceled my online order. And when I got there, she said, oh, did you have an order? Yes. Can I have my order?

No, we never got your order, and we're not taking orders anymore tonight. Okay. They laughed at me. I laughed peacefully. Peacefully. How noble of you. I asked for a refund, but never got it. Holstered my gun.

I figured it was a fluke. My husband and I loved Jack. We waited a week and thought let's try again. My husband walked up and once again they said oh we never got your order. He asked if we could get reimbursed for our online order and they said no sir. At this point all I want is a Baconator, and I don't know how to get it. What? Wait, wait, wait! What? Okay, hang on. At this point, all I want is a Baconator, and I don't know how to get it! I'm reaching out to you for help!

Okay, also they never got to the third no chance no I feel like this is they ran out of characters or something like they think they're writing an email to corporate what happened just stopped in the middle of the email wait no I know what it was like oh wait I should be setting. I'm just gonna post this How can we didn't get any baconators today, I love Jack My my Hunch was gonna be clearly they're doing an online order, but they're doing it the wrong Jack in the box Are they ordering from hungry Jack? They're ordering from Wendy's

and going to Jack in the Box Yes! That's what's happening! They're ordering from Wendy's They go to the Wendy's website They put in their order They drive to Jack in the Box There's no food Hey, can I have my money back?

What the fuck are you talking about? Where's my baconator? What? What? Usually the joke would be, sir, this isn't a Wendy's. Oh man. It's like, I was going to make, I was going to make an old Wendy's joke. Like mega confusing mega 64 rooster teeth going to Jack in the box saying this is Wendy's dude fucking this is bald-headed behavior I just think to be bald-headed. I wish Gracie was here cuz she'd be laughing and then go I don't get it I don't get it. She would absolutely do I couldn't she get the bacon. Yeah, how come how come the bacon eater wasn't there?

The the idea they who's in Yeah, why aren't you talking? I don't know him. I don't know him. I've only made two movies. What did you say today in the ride along? I think it was the ride along. Your eyes rolled in the back of your head. So hard I never thought they'd come back. It was like the fourth time she did it that day.

She was firing on all cylinders that day. Me and Jordan were losing it. And you rolling your eyes so hard. I love that review because it's all pretty like, oh, that's their online order system. I really thought it was going another direction. At this point, all I want is a Baconator. And I don't know how to get it.

What didn't stop me was me reading Baconator. It was you reacting to me reading Baconator. Am I reaching out to you for help? Help me! Help! Did Ian ever get help? Did he ever figure it out? I called the police on the jack-in-the-box and they wouldn't give me a Baconator. Stealing from me. They keep stealing my money!

Why are you arguing with me? I'm right. Yeah! Sorry. That's a reaction. But now, we have one more review before we give our review certainly isn't a character limit on this one. No I'm gonna assume. This is Jamie. I think so Jamie L Jay, me I'm so disgusted with this Jack in the box because first off and foremost I called around 3 a.m. Asking for a order to go and asked if I could walk

up to the window to get my order and the lady proceeds to tell me that first the ice cream machine was broke and then finishes my disappointment with I had to be inside of a vehicle in order to pick up my order dot dot dot. This is the craziest answer that I have ever received from an employer. I am employer. I asked what the difference between the vehicle or just being on my two feet picking up my order and I couldn't even get an answer on the way. I can't walk up to the window so I believe that this is racism for one cause that is pretty much in my opinion telling me Well, you're white. I can't serve you Unless you are a different color

dot-dot-dot What a twist! Nobody saw that coming. What a twist! Nobody saw that coming. They just want a baconator. Dude! We're hey, just everyone watching. We're halfway. Target it again. Yeah. Different color dot-dot-dot Nobody saw that coming. They just want a baconator. Dude! We're, hey, just everyone watching. We're halfway. Target it again! Different color dot dot dot.

And I feel that that is judging. Because I just live right behind this jack in the box. So why would I drive to Waste Gas when I can just walk over there? But no, it's against their policy to allow someone to walk to the drive through. So I definitely will not ever go back to this place. That's the end of the first sentence. They lost a everyday customer and this lady discriminated.

Just did, yeah, no you got- Discriminated, okay. Because I don't have a vehicle to complaint. Oh no, sorry, I skipped a line. I don't have a vehicle to complaint. Oh no, I'm sorry. I skipped a line. I don't, uh, I don't have a vehicle to come get my order, but that's sure fine cause I will be calling to district manager and filing a complaint bout this as well as how filthy and unprofessional the employers are and keep the restaurant not clean swept

tables wiped after customers leave Posh Vs. Nothing is kept stocked and last but not least How I watched the cook the last time I was inside waiting for my order after 20 minutes of ordering Really extremely slow nasty cook that doesn't wear gloves while preparing our food dot dot dot So there is this nasty place that has lost a few customers and because of their racial profiling Period will continue to investigate why this has happened to me tonight Dot dot dot maybe speaking with the district manager will solve these problems dot dot dot maybe speaking with the district manager will solve these problems dot dot exclamation point maybe speaking with the district manager and solve these problems now your brain tried to help them too much

now boy i really thought so now that's racial discrimination there's no other way i called at 3am i believe they are Discriminating against me because I am white they told you to get in a car from the phone Which they have and don't want to waste gas yes, but then in the very next set huh they don't have a car They're all over the place, but also but also that's why they didn't get the food.

Get in the car, white boy! We don't serve your kind here, cracker! What, you walker? We don't serve your kind, get in a car. This Bide-Pedal fuck. This is a bite-pedal fuck. So they went from, I wanted the food, called at 3am to place a walk-up order, which no one does. At any hour.

White Walkers is fucking great That's every restaurant ever doesn't let you do that no yeah, it's a safety issue Do it we tried to do it knowing it's not allowed. Yeah, we were like, you know, it's not allowed Do you think we can get away with dumb kids in eighth grade? We were on our Washington DC trip in the middle of nowhere in Virginia. Yeah, I'm gonna walk through the McDonald's Yeah, and they'll be fun that and it's gonna it's like it's a liability for the company. You can't do it. There's vehicles It's a problem whatever this guy called the jack-in-the-box at 3 in the morning okay so so who's answering they said no you couldn't do it he was fighting it of like why no because I'm

white everyone does it because I'm white that's the issue right that's why he wrote this yep yeah then went on to describe how filthy disgusting dirty He knew that already Dirty food order 20 minutes style customers no stocked food white hate I I Couldn't I could not have foreseen such a twist after I wrote is they were being racist to me. Is it crazy? That was nuts When I haven't seen it was like that so I was trying to get a bacon eater Yeah, but then she told me she can't be racist cuz her grandma is part way

She has a lot of white friends. And so his premise- Sorry sir, my friends give me a white car. His premise is that he can't walk through the drive-through because he's white. Other people of other races can walk through the drive-through. Yeah, it's fine.

But he can't because he's a white walker. No white walking away. Hey white walker. Like you're walking. Like what? But again, Jack in the box, white in the car. Somebody else pointed out an old U-Review that was like talking about his wife. He's is like yeah, she's Asian Yeah, oh, I forgot about that one. Oh, that was a good one. That was a good one It's so insane to write a review and then halfway through be like this is racism I'm white like that's fucking crazy and now that I didn't get my food from the place I wanted to get my food at and that's the only reason I didn't get it. They're filthy, unprofessional, restaurant, clean swept, tables wiped after customers leave,

nothing kept stocked, and last but not least how I watched the cook the last time I was inside waiting for my order after 20 minutes of ordering extremely slow nasty cook that doesn't wear gloves while preparing your food. Dude, hey, honestly, maybe speaking with the district manager and solving these problems. Yeah, yeah, that will and solve these problems. And in 2025. Yeah. I thought we were better than that. I thought we were better than that. Greatest country in the world. We're so free too. Yeah.

If this got- I thought this was America. I thought I could walk in the drive-through. I'm sorry. I thought I was white. Excuse me. Oh, hi. Can I walk through the drive-through? No, you can't. I was white Excuse me. Oh hi, can I walk through the drive-thru? No, you can't I'm white I can kind of do whatever I want. No this got me there This guy clearly has never had a cockroach fly at his head He's still filling that prim-boge. Yeah. Yeah, this man's asleep This guy's asleep at the wheel if he had a car

Profiled for absolutely. Profiled. Well, those are your reviews, but we have to get on to our review of Jack in the Box Nashville Hot Popcorn Chicken and Mozzarella Sticks. Jordan, what do you think about what we had? I'm starting to think I don't know what Nashville Hot is supposed to be.

Because I think I've only really had it from Tumble 22. But that's close. And I feel like that's supposed to be authentic. Yeah, I mean, it's pretty close to getting it there. But then I had this and I'm like, this is so different. Right. It's just kind of a powdery dry rub they put on some popcorn chicken that didn't taste like spicy. Right, right.

Honestly, it was more sweet than it was spicy. It was very sweet. It was just tongue-tonguing. And also very spicy. Yeah, salty. Very salty. Oh my god. Which I guess is spicy. Salty. Oh my God. Which I guess is a spice. So maybe they did it. Dude, I did not find the flavor to be.

Enjoyable, I guess. Like, for lack of a better word. Yeah, like, I don't know what they were going for. If this was the brand's proprietary seasoning mix. Yep. Maybe they should go back to the take it back to the kitchen. Yeah, I think go back to the drawing. Get Remy's help on this mix. Yep. Maybe they should go back to the, take it back to the kitchen. Yeah, I think go back to the drawing board. Get Remy's help on this one. Yeah.

And also so different on the mozzarella stick, which kind of the same thing though, not spicy. My assumption is like the way that the chicken was like crunchy breading, it didn't like adhere as much. Totally different, yeah. And the mozzarella was 100% top to bottom yes coated yeah in the in the rub and it was like it was like suck in a salt cube dude it was and I'm pretty sure Nick got a salt cube in his like dude dude that was like a little black cube that did it

go get it yeah go get it Jordan you go get it You're close go get it and show it off. He's like what is this? Nick Nick Nick held it up. What did you say? You said if I eat this will I travel through time? You're gonna travel through time. Yeah time and space. It's so it's not like oh, it's a fucked up piece of chicken Like what is it? No, it's a cube hold it up for the camera It's a cute. It's just simply it's just simply a key, and it's almost black so here So here's the thing you're thinking maybe my nip. Maybe it is my nip Maybe it's like oil burns like a potato or a fry no well no because we had curly fries And why is it a perfectly square piece of something yeah? It's pretty strange. It does look like a dog food

What's the car does like dog food? Yeah? He was he moved a little bit more. Is he getting closer? He's going up and upside down, and he's like all rotate. I'm gonna do a drop cock yep In the ceiling Nick almost ate it. I just try to get back to his community. Yeah, what if we pop a ceiling? Tom I'll just go back up there mine's own business. Oh, I think I think that's where he's at It's where the ceiling tile has like a nice the stop and then maybe the the ceiling cat can get him. Yes Feeling cat now we're talking. And then the mozzarella stick, weirdly like, juicy is not the right word. No, but boy it's close.

But wet? Very wet. Like it's not supposed to be like that. It's the oil that gets all over Michael's shirt. I know. That like comes out when you bite it. That's meant for like compact coffee Eric did something like you didn't take a bite out of it. It was just like kind of torn. Oh, I was just like

We applied it. Yeah, it was like it was like squirting out. Yeah, take me back to the blob. Yeah, I Can't I couldn't call this thing a success based on what I know about national. Oh, so I'm a it Flavored yeah, not good flavors. Did I made it with 33%? Oh, okay? 33 I would not have these I'm going lower. I'm going 30% Wow it sucked ass Good review 31.5 31.5 check the box back on the nice. Oh 31.5 31.5 check in the box back on the nice. Oh Also, I didn't know until recently that they owned Del Taco. Yes. Yeah, and they're closed and they're closing all of them They wanted to try to sell they were trying to sell it. That's how I found out about that because yeah, they're I know we may

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