100% Eat - Harbinger of Good - Burger King Ride Along

Episode Date: September 17, 2026

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No, don't leave us. Be fucking committed if you eat here. All right. Dude, did you see how we don't know what was at the first place? So this is the second Burger King that we came to. Because the first one was out of sauce. Construction workers at both Burger Kings, which is, which is funny, because there's construction going around both of the Burger Kings.

You think they went to opposite one, so they just got a different look? No, I just think there's two, like, different products going on. Like, they bulldoze the Home Depot over here. Yeah, but I'd like to think that that crew went to the other one. Oh, they want to get away from the dropout? Yeah, exactly, yeah. Either get away or be like, well, they didn't have the saucier,

we should split up. Look at all the rubble over this. This place is fucked. Fucking crazy. Where's the hole in the ground? God damn. Dude, we're at the hole in the ground. Look at this.

Yeah. What is this? The convention center? Let's get out and look. Let's get out and look. We'll go walk. You can see it on foot. On foot.

I don't have my sunglasses anymore because they broke. What did you do with them? They're in my pocket. Oh, okay. So you have them. That's what you get for wearing dim Erics. I thought it would be cool. You make them out of leaves.

They're great. Yeah, who would have thought? Helping the environment. This is the other piece. Here, I got you. I got stuck on his ear. So we got the Dragon Ball meal. We had to go to two different Burger Kings.

They didn't have the sauce at the other one. No! But it's okay. It was really nice of them to put it on the sign, though, like digitally. Yeah. I didn't see it. I didn't even see a sign for it. I didn't see a sign there.

I didn't either. They had it on the iPads, but not. But on the upside, they had the individual order stations. Dude, we're going, that's the Burger King. We're going to you from now on. That Burger King is actually, like, way better than the other one. Which is crazy, because I've been to that Burger King before, and it was not the better Burger King.

It does seem like they've enhanced that one. Yeah, Vigita on the cup. Oh, Michael didn't know this was Boba. No, I took a suck, and I was like, oh, and then I took a suck, and I did the same thing because, boy, it's fucking sour. Who's ready to suck? Yeah. Is that what Goku says?

That's what Sean Schemel says. He says it keeps it right and tight. Yeah, keep it right and tight. Right and tight. Right in tight. Jesus Christ. Who, boy. Promises that guys make him.

Crazy. What are you nibbling? French fry. Are they new and improved too? So new. So improved. The woman that got us our food was really nice.

She's like, we're out of the sauce, but you're going to have any of the other sauces. And it's like, oh, wow. Like you duck. So he's got ranch. You got ranch. That's not bad. But we're lucky because somebody at the live show gave Nick some of the Super Sane sauce. Yeah.

Which when they gave it to him, I didn't know this was a new thing. And I was like, is this a sauce from the 90s? Yeah. Is this like a 30-year-old sauce? I totally didn't know. Like when Dragon Ball was coming out? But it's the new, the Super Sain sauce. Nick has one.

And he's a lot of us. One dip each. Nick said that we're allowed to have one. Even for me, it's a rule that I. Unless it's good. Then we'll all get another dip. Unless it's good. Who gets to be the arbiter of if it's good?

Who is it you? The harbinger of good. What? That's me. The harbinger. I bring goodness wherever I go. Hark. The good sauce monkey approach it.

Now get in the middle of us on a plane again. God damn. It's a sign of tidings. Oh, here comes the Harbinger of Good. The Harbinger of Good. You can sit next to me and Michael at the table. I feel like Harbinger of Good is an oxybar. No, it's not.

It's not. It's so, so insane. No. Oh, that's the Harbinger. I'm good. And you like that. You will. Or you're bad.

He's also the harbinger of deciding if you're bad. Black and white, apparently. Which one's good? Me. Okay. I know where you're going. Fuck you. So he said white.

No? Nick's white. No. I'm just doing the math. You're giving me. No. It was weird when we stopped and got that black and my cookies. He'd want him white cookies.

Nick kept going to only eat the good. I only ate the chocolate side. Oh, why is this boba? By the way, those made it to the flight home. Oh, the extra ones. Yeah, they gave me a bunch. Yeah. Yeah, we ordered two.

And there were five in there. They were like six. And, uh, yeah, get it right, Jordan. I immediately handed it off to you because I was so full from the pizza and everything. I was like, oh, never want like one of these again. And then like, after the live show, we got back to the hotel at like midnight. And then, uh, I was starving. Everyone else, you know, you guys were leaving early in the next morning.

So you guys went to bed. I was like, I'm going to go on finding some food. And it was quite a track. I don't think we got back until like one. Oof. But, so I was still up. But like, when I was walking back to the room, I was like, oh, man, you know what? It hit the spot right now with some of those black and I'm like, yeah, dude.

And I wish I hadn't hand them off than then. Also, they went to bed. I went out and got pizza. Yeah. That's true. You were still texting about going to go. Oh, yeah. You went.

I was like, maybe we'll walk by Michael. I did. There was a place like six minutes away. It was the way it was the way as I went through the night before. So I was just like, fuck. I'm just going to go back there. But I had planned ahead of time, like, I'm just going to get some cheese, and they didn't have any cheese. So I got a pepperoni, and it was like a supreme veggie, even though I had olives on it.

And I was like, I'm going to have to pick those off because I hate olives. But then as I'm waiting and he's cooking him, I'm like, the buffalo chicken? He's like, yeah, I'm like, give me that too. I ate the buffalo chicken first. It was so fucking spicy. It was good, but I was like in my hotel room, like, oh, like my face was no. I mean, to go for cheese and to get buffalo chicken is... Yeah, it was unexpected.

Yeah, that happened twice, too. And no cheeses. No, they had cheese the night before. No, no, but at the other place that we went to. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that's crazy because that was the middle of the day. Yeah, middle of the day. It was late.

It was midnight. So it's like, okay, they're not making any more. They're just selling what they have. Middle of the day, no cheese is like, we'll make it then. Yeah. Get back there. What is that mean? Sorry.

I'm gonna go around. Sorry, it's 1.30. This is what we have. I fucking. So far back. All the fucking car. Yeah. Get on that lane.

Wow, that's a long. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It's gonna be a long way to wait. Oh my God. You can always do the cool trick. I think the truck is gonna block me. Jump inside the truck.

Unless he turns. Turn. Nope. Just do it. Yeah. I'll just wait. When their light goes green, I'll just jump them. They can just scooch in.

You can just scooch. You can just scooch. People suck. People suck. There'll be like three car lengths between the cars. People suck here. Yeah, tell him Goku. Yeah, Goku.

And me too. This is Goku. I thought maybe it was different. Yeah, no, that's different. That's Goku Black. And in the show sometimes they just call him Black. Yeah. Don't worry.

He's good. There's a line because it goes back to future trunks. Oh. And Goku Black is there. And he comes back to the future with Goku from the past to help fight Goku Black. fight Goku Black and a bunch of soldiers show up and they're gonna shoot him and he goes don't shoot he's not black what the fuck that's what he said what the it's in the show oh my god

so i never watched that part of the dub but you're gonna act i feel like i was watching the subtitle version uh-huh for that arc and i was like surely this is just a direct translation uh-huh they're calling him goku black all the time and i'm sure when they dub it they'll change the name Turns out that wasn't the case. No, they did not. Man. That's crazy. Yeah.

Dragon Ball Super is a little bit of a mess. It's a little weird. I'll tell you, the Tourman of Power is pretty cool. The end is cool. Yeah, after 60 episodes or however long, it's so long. Yep. It's terrible in the beginning. Yeah.

It takes a while to get going. Is it like an abridged thing or what is it? What? No. No. Oh, I don't know what it is. Oh. Yeah, it's like, you mean.

like, you mean like Dragon Ball Bridge? Yeah, yeah, it's not a poof show. It's the real show. No, no, no, I just thought. I thought they were just redoing Dragon Ball stuff. They haven't done that yet. Oh.

So the next version is going to be a remake without, I think it'll be fewer episodes. Because there was some filler. That's just the beginning, though, right? Yeah, they're doing the first two arts. Yeah, which the first two arcs are just movies. You don't need it. That's why they're so terrible.

They're also done very quickly. They took two movies and made them like, 10 episodes each. At least. And the animation's terrible. So it's just dragged out and terrible. The movies were good. The movies were pretty good.

And then the show was dog shit. And I was reading it when I, when I binged all this, it's because Kai was ending and they immediately wanted to put Dragon Ball Super in the exact same time slot that Kai was airing. I assume this is in Japan, like on TV, but it had a time slot on TV. And so they were like, we got 90 days to make this show crank it.

Oh my god. And like, and that's why they made it like 20 episodes. So what is Dragon Ball Kai? Kai was just a re-edit of Z. Oh, so that, okay, so that's what I'm thinking, Super was, is whatever. Yeah, no, super is just the brand new show.

Oh, I didn't know. It started in like 2018. Oh, I had no idea. It was like just new adventures. Uh-huh. Oh. Kai is just Z, like, sped up. Yeah, that's all cut.

They redid some stuff or like spruce it up. Mm-hmm. Like damage. They cut like 100 episodes of 90. Jesus. And then cut all the filler shit. Wow. Yeah. Just made it more streamlines.

But the problem is, because I watched it. And then they didn't do the Buzaga. They did, eventually. But yeah, they did eventually. But they also, they cut all the filler, but then sometimes they cut not filler. That's true. All right, you don't got to make this super tight. Like, this is the meat when you get to like a three episode cell fight.

Now it's like one and a half. Yeah, I was wondering if that part in. They're trying to be more true to the manga and like in the manga, it was that long? I think they were. But like when they stretched out some of the fight stuff, it was like, sometimes it worked. Yeah, I was kind of okay with that. But also you had the Bruce Falconer soundtrack

and then that guy doesn't. Because they had a whole legal dispute with him and whatever. So basically those like don't exist anymore unless you have like the Blu-Rays. The Jida's track is my favorite track. I think of the piano? Yeah. Oh my god, yeah.

Oh yeah, the. When he's doing final flash. Yeah, when he does Final Flash and it's also when he shoots the cell on the back. And he goes, Virginia! And then his, It's just him, and it's all blue, and then Go-Goo goes,

that's your chance. And then Go-Han, goes, Ah! And then Jordan's like, that was my landlord-sister. It was my landlord. Really? The voice of young Go-Han. What?

No shit. Is there Stephanie something? That's crazy. Clinkin' Beer. What's that? Clinking beer. Oh, clinking beer. Okay, that's the second.

That's the second, Go-Han. That's a cool last name. That's in Kai. Yeah, she's just like half the voices at Funimation. It's true. So, she's a, uh, Luffy in one piece. Oh, wow. Is Super in canon with like GT or did they drop all the GT stuff? GT was dropped.

Gt was blown up. Yeah. Because that's not done by like the original guy. Is that what it is? Yeah, it wasn't based off the manga. Okay. Yeah. I think that was Toey, which is just the animation. Yeah. And they're like, you can make it, but this doesn't count. It does not count. And it was not very fun. And then Super was a, was a manga done by Toriyama. So they turned it into anime.

Oh, really? Uh-huh. Oh. And then, yeah, he's like, I'm picking up the pen again. Fucking. And it killed him. Oh. Yeah. Oh, unfortunately.

Whoops. Yeah. Oh, we're not sure if it was a direct correlation. But we have our guesses. So I eat all my fries. What do I do next? Yes. What do I do?

When do I get my one dip? Why get back? I got to get the dip out. I'm coming to you as a source of truth on this. Okay. For better or worse. So the anime ended with the tournament of power thing. Yeah.

But the manga kept going. Oh. Yeah. And so- Yeah, the manga's got a bunch of arcs. Yeah, so. Oh, the SpaceCop one, right? SpaceCops one of them.

Is it still going without Toriyama or is it- Yes. Okay. Yes, it's been like handed to someone in particular. I see, I see. There's like a new person that has like, I guess, creative control to like take the place of Torayama. It has been like passed on. Right.

Okay. Oh my God, we made it. We did it. Take your thing out. Two Burger Kings. Okay. I caught them all next. Yeah, I tried not to go to one on a regular basis, but two.

Crazy. George, I try and succeed. Not going to one. Right. I haven't been... I've been batting a thousand on not going to two burger kings. Yeah, I haven't been to one since Gracie got me that lemonade. That's what you think.

I got the lemonade. What? There's a guy I was talking to on the internet. He went to Japan. Went to Burger King. What? Yeah, he likes Burger King. Jesus.

Dang. It might be better there. Trumbling. I thought that guy was cool. Nick, and it's not. Did you? It might be better there. Why? Oh. Maybe they serve sushi instead of burgers.

Yeah, maybe. He sent me a picture or something. Hang on. What the fuck? Uh, the dirty, the one pounder. The what? Double beef and hash, big mouth dirty. Oh.

Whoa. The, yeah, dirty the one pounder is what it says. Dirty. I said it's maybe like a Google translate situation. Yeah. Okay. Which toy did you guys get? What?

I got Vigida. Did we all get Vigida? Oh, there's toys? Holy hell. Yeah. Toy reveal. How do I reveal? Grab your bag.

Is it just in there? He doesn't know which one it is. I know my bag. Bada-da-da-ba-da. It's Goku. Oh, we got to go to Virginia! And who did Eric get? Bada-da-da-da.

He didn't even know the difference. He got less bad. Now it's back to being regular. Oh, you're blue, I'm mad. And Nick, which one's yours? Did you perform the say in God's ritual or all sayans held hands and then the baby in Vidal's body also contributed?

Uh, yes. Kissy, kissy. Kissy, kissy. I don't call you kisserot. Oh, if you kiss me, I'm gonna get some at a-h-h-h. Well, our wives thing. I gotta go get that sauce. Oh, that's right.

One dip each. That's all you're allowed. You know, I can't believe we got a blue. Yep. All right, somewhere in the bag. I actually just like regular Super Saiyan. Aha! I like regular Super Serbian, too.

Dude, you got to. And then, but like we said, Ultra Instinct now. Tada. Wow, we got it. We got it. Okay. That's a well-traveled thing of sauce.

Thanks to our, thanks to our friend who brought this to us. That was you. Leave on the cave to know. Hang on, everyone. Okay. Oh, no. I have to go.

Aye. Oh, no. No. Oh, no. Hold on. Goku Black. Hold on. Goku Black.

Then I watched Eric Vale at a convention, like, discussing that. And he's like, look, it's not the best. It's not the best. It's not good. Yeah, why didn't you fucking change it? Who would say that? Chinese people. Is it racist?

He got so bad. Who got mad? All right. So is that the Super Saiyan sauce? Whoa, it's dark. It's dark. It is. Yeah. It's thick looking. It's super. It's looking like molasses.

Yeah, it is. All right. Who the fuck is doing their first dip? You are. Me? Yeah, dude on camera. You get one dip. You get one dip. You get one dip.

No, is he measure me? Why does he get, why's not a one me? He's gonna propose. Yeah. Is that good? Is that okay? It's fine. Okay. It's fine.

You did okay. You did great. There you go. You're doing good. Go for it. Whoa. Okay. I see what it is.

My one dip. There you go. Lucky duck. Savor it. Savor it. All right, here's my one dip. I don't think it'd be like that. It's good.

Oh, wow. It's like... It's making Jordan transform. I'm getting Eastern Hemisphere. Mm-hmm. Well, we'll let you know what we think in the episode. And then he gets the rest, right? Right.

No. Okay. We got our one. Depends on how good it is.