100% Eat - Has Wendy's OFFICIALLY Fallen Off? %% Wendy's Cajun Crunch Chicken Sandwich

Episode Date: April 29, 2025

BIG SPILL! Our Heroes are back at Wendy's BUT they still don't have the Pretzel Pub so mostly we're left wondering what the deal is? Is this Cajun Crunch Chicken Sandwich worth your time and money or has Wendy's slow decline gone further than we've feared? Why don't they salt the fries? Can Burnie save it? Is Achievement Hunter really BACK?!? Nick's going on the Bonkers Board for this one.It's our anniversary soon. Celebrate by gifting someone a sub at https://Patreon.com/100percenteat/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

🎵 White on white on white. 🎵 Welcome to 100% Eat, the show where we try every fast food restaurant, letting you know if you need it. You probably do, like, one more set. I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co-host, Jordan Sweers. Jordan, how are you Gracie-less today? Oh. It is- she is missed, I'll be honest.

She's missed, but- but not but not like enough like gotta get her back Immediately no we go. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know where they moved his chair I mean he finally moved his chair. We got we can't have Gracie back for at least a month Yeah, I also otherwise it would have been important. I also I want her back next week. I also realized I um I Bought those mini brands, and I don't know where they are and I fear my wife may have already given them to my children Oh, no They got that day. Those are supposed to be Gracie's toys. I don't know. Gracie's gonna fight them. I don't know Dude, dude. I was saying after the Michael Jordan podcast like I just given her shit. I was like nice Michael

It's over now, and I was like we're gonna open them without you. She's like you can't you can't Like she was like dead serious. She was like fine. I was like we're gonna open them without you. She's like you can't you can't Like she was like dead serious. She was like fine. I was like only on a couple. She's we got two right like no I got six. They're two packs. I got three she's like It was like I got six so there's five each. That's 30. We're gonna open 29 There's like no exaggeration for you, and she was like you can't you can't you didn't care about it Yeah, you don't even care about them. He was like you can't open. She was like, you can't open it, you can't open it. And we're like, well, you don't wanna come and do the show on Tuesday.

She's like, we'll do it Friday, we'll do it Friday. I'm like, we can't do Friday. Yes you can, yes you can, yes you can. She was like changing the day so she could come open toys. I might be able to do Friday now actually though. Oh, okay, well, I don't think I can. Well, you tell Gracie then. Or Racy.

And also find the toys. Yeah, I mean, I'll find them or. And also find the toys. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I'll find them or I'll just buy them again. Yeah, I mean, what else can you do? Do you think your kids got them? I don't think so because I would have seen 10,000 crab linear. Crab linear, yeah. I mean, that's already what it looks like,

but new things. New bullshit. But I've been lying around before. They've been collected, like, with packages and thrown somewhere and I keep forgetting to find them. It is a ticking time bomb. Because at some point, they will open them. Like, my kids are old enough now where they'll just look outside in the morning

and see if there's shit and be like, what is this? And they just want to open it. Because they know, like, when you're a kid... Sometimes toys. Right, when you're a kid, nothing ever comes for you. And if it does, it's for you. If I saw something addressed to my parents, I would never think anything about it. Or if it was my mother, it'd it's for you. Yes. Yeah, if I saw something addressed to my parents I would never think anything about it

Or if it was my mother be like makeup or what like I would never be like, oh, I wonder what it Mike is like Yo, what's that? What's that? What's that? It's every. Yeah. Oh, it's toilet paper. Yeah, it's like it's like potentially Christmas every day And I'm just like dude Wow, they open that bag man They're gonna flip the fuck out like see all these mini brands never got mail when I was a kid But would check every day to see if I got mail wasn't expecting any mail But could be you know could be you know maybe some someday you'll get something about some bullshit magazine nobody wants That's mine. I'll take it. Yeah. Yeah, I'm a grown-up. Yeah He's waiting to get a letter from TLA

Where is it? Where is it? When I said so many potions. Box tops. I remember you sending box tops for that. Oh yeah. I remember entering one contest. There's one contest that I entered when I was a kid. It was like send away for like this thing and it was the local Fox station and you could win the Green Rangers. The dagger that's also like a dagger. They're like one grand prize winner wins this, this, this and this. And then 500 win this, you know, the dragon dagger or whatever. I sent that thing away.

Had no indication that I was winning or one or anything. I checked the mail every day for three months and just went It's gotta be today Like it was the next 500 of them. They're kidding me that 500 kids That's all I kept saying was like there just by the odds. I must have done a drink Where's my drink? Was your sour drink my sour drink? Sour drink my sour drink I Threw it away I was done with it. I was done. I was done with it early

You look pretty done with it. What do you mean? Oh, that's what I saw. Oh no well to be fair I will drink this cuz I poured half of it out and fill it with water. That's why I'll drink it I should've done that You should have you could have poured out half and then filled the rest up with orange coke. Dude, I took one sip and I was like Right, and then I said, Nick said too sour and you went, what? Top was sour. My top wasn't sour.

Yeah, I think that's what it's called. Tangerine is not even good anyway. A lowly fruit. The lowest of the stung fruits. That's something with grapefruit for me. Get the fuck out of here. Yuck. Grapefruit is like, whether you're a fruit lover or not, I'm not like, fruit. Like, I don't love apples. They're kind of like, they're like grandma fruit.

You know, some people go nuts for them. I'll take a banana or whatever. An apple is mid-derogatory. Grapefruit is definitely a grandma. Grapefruit is like a fucking vegetable fruit. Yes. It's like, this isn't fruit, give me a fucking cherry. It's like sweet and tasty.

I'm not saying they're good for you, like fruits, but like grapefruit is like, is this healthy for me? I don't want this. It's the broccoli of having that, especially when you're a kid and you go, this is like a big sweet, like orange thing, and then you use the special spoon that grandma has to scoop it out and then you eat it and you go.

Oh, I'll put some sugar on it. There's not enough sugar on this fucking planet. Also, what's the point of eating it when you're putting sugar all over it? You don't understand. There's also a difference between like grapefruit and like the Ruby red grapefruit from Texas. Which my wife is very adamant about oh really she likes the ruby red

Texas one and like if we're ever like anywhere else traveling and she's like oh grapefruit, and she's like oh, it's awful Yeah, I'm just like I think both Maybe the Texas one is slightly better do you think it became a thing like a ubiquitous like breakfast thing? Cored. Because it was a new fruit in like the 1950s like no one had ever seen grapefruit. Yeah, it becomes trendy. Yeah, yeah, because that's the thing. It's always like half of it with the spoon. Yeah, well I think again. You eat it while you read the newspaper. Well as far as it helps with like,

it's like part of a balanced breakfast. It's like, cause you're eating a bowl of sugar. Yeah. Here's some yucky fruit vegetable. Here's a fruit vegetable. Put some sugar on this too. You're almost there. Yeah.

You're almost there. And then eat some eggs. Yeah, oh God. Have all this toast. Oh good, more bread stuff with my bread cereal. I do think I would rather have a grapefruit than Like your typical melon like wow really but like the green melon just give me that Nothing, it's a nothing flame. I'll give you it's nothing

It's crazy summer like nothing and summer like wow that's sweet and yeah, but I would take nothing over grapefruit It's a green green and the orange melons. I'm not. Like they're always the worst ones in like the fruit salad. Definitely. So I eat those first and then I get the rest of it. I just eat the grapes. Oh. Pick the grapes out. Grapes are always good dude.

I don't really. Green grape. Purple grape. I don't really care for grapes. What's red grape? I don't mind. But I'll freeze them. That's the way to eat grapes.

Frozen grapes. Going crazy. They've been selling those at HEB. Have you seen those really? Yeah, they're like frozen grapes I don't know if they're like coated in something. Oh, they have like the sugar like the sour all over them or yeah Yeah, what it is. Do you know about this? If he's becoming Jay Leno, we got a bruise this guy I think it's time for Nick to fall down a hill. He's gonna crash his car.

Have you seen people go to that hill? No, that's cool. Have you not? No. There are people like, hey, here's the hill that Jay Leno said he fell down. It's an embankment. It is four feet. Look at this dog.

It's nothing. Barely anything. I mean, he's like a 75 year old man. But like to have like two black eyes like somebody punched you specifically in the eyes is really different. How did his chin not break as well? There's a big hole here. Where it landed? Oh, Jay, come on. So it's these grapes that they sell frozen and they're just coated in like sugar or sour stuff. And that's what we ate today.

No, these are just at the grocery store. Yeah. I guess you could make it yourself. We have- Okay, great. Yeah, yeah. We have sour-coated grapes at home. Yeah. You don't need to buy those.

I can actually, like, the recipe's really easy. Oh, remember that she brought that up and she definitely, like, I was right with you. Oh, dude, she was like. I don't know something else. I don't know anymore. I'm just going, no, it was that. And Nick's like. We gave her some candy to take home.

We had stuff here. And she was like, oh my God, this is awesome. What's her roommate's name? Alyssa? It's gonna, oh, she's gonna love this. This is gonna be great. This is for our shared snack night. Snacks and relax time.

This is for snacks and relax time. Sounds like all the time every day. Yes, living with Gracie is probably always snacks and relax time. I cannot imagine it's not. That's your main job. And then everything else is like the distraction from it. We just snack.

Like going to work. Yeah, whatever. We snack. Going to Boston, it's just a distraction from snacking and relaxing where they eat gummies and then decide what animated people look like real people. I just can't wait to get back to my real passion. Oh, I'm gonna blow people's minds when I tell them this.

What a coincidence. Ray Romano, Ray Romano. That's so lucky that they got the guy that looks like the animal. Yeah, they designed this fish and then Martin Scorsese I just happen to look like him dude. I I haven't watched it yet I was lucky I watched like the first minute of the Gracie episode yeah, and then I had to pause it, but

You're I do the intro you're talking and then I forgot this happened and as you start talking she's goes It's just looking up there and then I see Aaron Eyes like she's already not looking I wanted to have you're like I know I know At the beginning because I knew it was gonna be real and immediately she's just like it was a minute dude I had to explain Me me every crazy episode is insane and the next episode is talking about Gracie it's great it can't be avoided she's like those two unicorns and Charlie the unicorn yeah yeah yeah yeah pop it up I had to explain it to Blaine this morning where it's like me I love having Gracie

on because the energy is so much fun and it's like wacky or whatever. But also it's the thing of you're putting someone on who doesn't give a fuck about what your show is and does not know how to like hide that. So she just started, I'm like, talking to Gracie is talking to someone and then she doesn't care about this anymore. So she starts just kind of like looking off in the distance and going, that's, it's crazy.

It's crazy. But that's, it was a good Gracie episode. It was a lot of fun. But now we're Gracie-less. She really helps us with the Gen Z demographic though. Yeah, definitely. That's, you know, I assume they're all like that. They can not pay attention to Gracie,

not paying attention. Yep, yep. It's okay. They're like, I love Gracie. Chill beats you can zone out to. It's okay. They're like, I love Gracie chill beats. You can zone out It's okay Gracie's not here. We were worried about the energy Nick really brought energy insane style Yeah, yeah, and then Nick brought the energy insane style today. Watch now it's energy, but it's different His is like angry lashing out your crazy energy and hers is just very like fun chill

lashing out your crazy energy and hers is just very like fun chill not today just like just like it's just fun and it's like ah there she goes she's just a girl Nick it's like bro there can be fun to be on some medicine Nick it could be fun I say yeah I said this before I'll say it again you need to either like up a dosage and whatever you're taking crazy like someone it. Grazie's like someone just like walking through a field of flowers and butterflies. Yeah, before we started the episode, me and Michael walked by the board and he just went, this is some fucking It's Always Sunny, Pepe Silvia.

Yeah, Pepe Silvia. Oh, for sure. He's drawing lines and circles. It's actually one thing, it's actually one thing. He also said, I don't know if you heard him, it was either walking out or it was in the car. We were talking about the board, like the board will be there when he get back, and he goes, I'll fucking rip it down either walking out or it was in the car. We were talking about the border, like the border guard when he get back,

and he goes, I'll fucking rip it down. I'll rip it down. I'll rip it down. That's why I took a picture of the boy left, just in case he tried to erase it. You have to watch the ride along to see this fucking boy. Things can be Photoshopped. Yeah, dude.

Dude. Right. This guy needs to be in the government now. Yeah. Now. Put him in charge of something. Something. It's vitally important. Now. Put him in charge of something. It's vitally important.

Yeah. Agriculture, defense, education, doesn't seem to fucking matter. Put him in charge of the FAA. Why not? He's like, everyone can go! Everyone leave now! Get out! Go! Take off! Why'd you do that?

Put him in charge. No! No! Yeah! No. Why'd you do that? Put him in charge. Nooo! Nooooo! Yeah! I was gonna say, record 14 plane crashes in one day! That might be on me. I was gonna say, it's Nick in the monkey mask at the podium. That might be on me.

You agree that there are 14? Yes. 14 accidents. No. It's agreeing and then going the other way. I can have it, but I can't. You agree that there are 14 yes 14 accidents no no yeah It's agreeing and then the only other way yeah, I can have it both ways Yeah, I think we should put him in charge of finding who stole Christy gnomes purse or whatever. Oh my god. What the fuck? I'll be honest. That's funny. That's hilarious. I think the funniest part of that is she has $3,000 $3,000 cash Hilarious, I think the funniest part of that is she has three thousand three thousand dollars cash

Hello, she's like my bag was stolen. It's like this expensive bag And it also had all my cards and also three thousand dollars cash That's well. That's what you tell someone in government. Yeah, that's what you tell the police in a lie where you go And I had one no $3,000 I don't think she'll have $3,000 cash when they find the purse now But whoever stole us it had her name on it. Yeah, whoever stole it is get going to El Salvador. It doesn't matter Citizen or not. Yeah process. I mean definitely no due process. Here's your due process. Yeah get out of yes Hey, I'll give you something to do Oh, that's right Yeah, I'll give you something to do

Yeah, not so easy is it we thought we talked about photoshopping ms-13 tattoos on the bond like the monkey When did you talk about that when we were walking? Oh, he was like I don't think I heard that You could Photoshop anything yeah Get him yeah, just get ms-13 tattoos monkey ms-13. You just have to buy like a basketball shirt or something We should see that count yeah, we should see if we can get sauce monkey not Nick specifically sauce monkey deported to El Salvador And just see what happens He he like leads. It's like he just like, he just like, Why would you do that?

Why would you do that? All I can say is I'm so glad it was Jordan's water that spilled all over me and not this sour sour drink. My format. What I was gonna say was, when he gets there, when he gets there and he goes on the shelf He gets the El Salvador prison and he goes the Shell he gets he gets the Prison he Goes What did you think was Gonna Happen The first Thing on the Table

Literally all of it is gone That's not my Mean is this like the first ever big spill? This is a pretty big spill. It's on me! No, it's on me actually. Oh yeah, well. It's all over the table. No, not metaphorically. Yeah!

No! Yeah! You know what a metaphor is? 14 plane crashes. Come drive me home. Yeah! Yeah! He was, you know what it was?

You know what it was? White shirt. Trying to see my nips. Yeah, yeah, he wants to see. He was trying know what it was white shirt. Yeah, I just see my nips Yeah, yeah, you know what I'm trying to get a little A t-shirt contest, comma wet one. Thanks Yoda Cool shirt cool shirt Cool shirt cool shirt, that's a polo nice try That's a hand

Nice try. That's a handling. It's called buttons. Hell yeah dude. Get out of here. That sounds like such a gag from a mid-2000s like road trip type movie where like oh we're going to t-shirt contest. You mean wet t-shirt? And then you hard cut? Oh no! That is a Tom Green ass joke right there. Good shirt. Good shirt. Bad shirt. It's like a Euro trip when they go to the nude beach. Yes. Oh yeah. It's like a bunch of like your trip when they go to the nude beach. Yes Oh, yeah, you know not the people you want no, dude. Well, it's not just it's old. Yeah, yeah Dicks everywhere. Why did you say? Yeah on that? I don't know

It didn't I mean it is pretty funny. I watched it recently. Did you really watch it? Oh six months ago. How much does it not hold up? It's better than you think. Okay, it's not that bad Honestly, like I was expecting Terrible soccer hooligan yeah that dude the Yeah, Vinnie Jones yeah, then you got to sing the Manchester, I mean it you know song Like I thought it was gonna be way worse than it was the It just feels like that movie is like a series of skits where they just go from like You're on setup. Oh, it is they just go like here is one contained thing

There's a beginning middle end of this little section now we go to the next now you're on a train I love they're on a train and then they're in the pub and then they're in the pub. I love when they go to Eastern Europe Yeah, hell yeah Right. Yeah, it's okay. Yeah, sorry That's okay. He's okay yeah sorry Jordan sorry Michael okay he's okay he's sorry snake forgives oh he knows very nice sorry send him to prison so so we ate the Wendy's C. You want one? No, I'm good. I got it. This one's...

You want Drake? Yeah. I can handle this one. Oh my god. That's pretty bad. Okay, so yeah, we did... The paper did what it could for me. We did in fact go to Wendy's.

Yeah. Yeah, it was... Not much to say about Wendy's these days, unfortunately. Wendy's Cajun Crunch Chicken Sandwich, and the immediate question was, what makes it crunch? And then we saw, and it's like the little fried onion things. Mine did not crunch at all. Really?

Yeah. They were soft onions? I don't know if they skimped on it or, yeah, if they're just soggy, crunchy onions, but I didn't get the crunch. Crunchiest part of the sandwich? The lettuce! They insist on.

I thought these were some pretty weird toppings for our sandwich. I would have taken the pickles out immediately. What was Cajun about it? What made it Cajun? I think the spices that they use or like whatever the sauce is. There was like a spread on it too.

Okay, yeah. We'll find out I guess. Yeah, yeah, we will learn about it. But like Wendy's, huh? Got any Blue Origin on here? No. That's surprising actually. Yeah. I'm surprised.

Did you not see that? What did Wendy's have to do with... They replied to Katy Perry's tweet and they were like, can we send her back? Jesus! Yeah. Poor Katy Perry. The woman that we ordered from

that you won't be able to hear in the ride along Would not talk above a whisper in a Wendy's that wasn't particularly like loud But all of the sound was coming from where she was. Sure. Coming towards us. My paper's sad. Awwww. There's pills you can take for that.

Oh, they sponsor this? I might have some in my car. Hey, all right, motherfucker. That's what I'm talking about. But here's the thing about Wendy's. There's a lot that has been unsaid. Do you guys wanna learn about Wendy's? I guess.

Yay! All right. Our last Wendy's episode was October 24th, 2024, where we ate the Krabby Patty. You received an average rating of 37.5. Disappointing. We actually talked about it last week how disappointing it was. But because Gracie got that sticker.

Gracie loved it. It was the sticker when she was not paying attention to anything. But it was like, that made me remember like, oh that sucked. I think the time before that we had the saucy nugs, right? We did. I was trying to remember when we last went to Wendy's. That was it. Forgetting about the Krabby Patty.

I thought it was the saucy nugs. Originally started putting it in there and I went, that seemed, it was like July of last year and I went, that was two, we went again. This is the most, maybe it's not even, because like they're clearly reusing things from other limited runs. Yes, yeah. Oh, for sure. And like the saucy nugs and the Krabby Patty weren't that like actual like innovative, you know?

They weren't, they were just like, oh we gotta use some stickers. We got a bunch of sauce, here's some stickers. We got some pineapple. They pretzel peaked. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they didn't even make round patties for us. No.

And I'm not disagreeing with you, but boy does that piss Jordan off. Yeah, so first thing he says every time. But that's the specific thing about it. The connection is that the patties are square just like SpongeBob is. Yeah. Okay, then that's then it's a SpongeBob burger. Yeah, it's true. Yeah, it's true. Stupid. Put a sponge on the sauce. Now that would be innovative. It was just their nuggets. Yeah. Stupid put a sponge on the saucy now that would be it was just their nuggets on there. Yeah Their nuggets. Yeah with sauce. Yep. Okay revolutionary Revolution, this is clearly just their chicken with

Yep All right ready The last done this is a good fact the last appearance of the pretzel pub was August 2023 in August of 2023 We still had health insurance if rooster teeth can come back. So can the pretzel pub was August 2023. In August of 2023, we still had health insurance. If Rooster Teeth can come back, so can the pretzel pub? Maybe the pretzel pub will learn from its mistakes and be for the real fans. And the pretzel pub can give us insurance too. Maybe? The golden age of Wendy's. That's right. The gold. That was god. That I remember The golden age of Wendy's. That's right. That was God.

I remember every day I'd wake up and I would go, Oh my God, Wendy's. A new Wendy's. There'd be a new Wendy's. Every time I come home from school. Me and my friends Wendy's. A hot box of Wendy's. Waiting for me.

And Wendy's would play Minecraft. And then after episode 100, I just felt like they didn't care anymore. Yeah, Wendy's like really gave... Hamburger 100. Let me let you in on a secret. Wendy's didn't care anymore. Yeah, Wendy's like really give a hamburger. Let me let me let me let you in a secret Wendy's didn't care after episode three Wow What did how do you know what Wendy's felt that's pretty crazy my dad worked there Wow, I like honestly when

When Ray left the guy who was making the hamburgers, Dude, he did such a good job. it was just totally different. And it was like, what's the point? Like, well, I don't care. I, I don't know. When Jeremy came in, I thought he was pretty good at making the burgers. Oh, you didn't, you didn't go to Wendy's after you stopped, you stopped eating?

Well, no, he came in that one time, seven years after Jeremy was working at Wendy's. He's like, who's this fucking new guy? Bring back the other guy that was here for two years I'm a real fan I've been here a long time. Well. I don't know you haven't watched it a decade What eight eight eight here? Hey, I haven't yeah, I'm eating here in a decade. Yeah Yeah, but come on. Let's keep it consistent, guys. This is a big fact, for sure.

This is like nothing but fact. We have to be honest. Wendy's fell off. It happened. It's time to be real about Wendy's. How often do you go to Wendy's now compared to four years ago? Or two years ago? How far down in the rotation did it fall? Shaking my damn head.

Wendy's needs to figure it out or they're going the way of the dodo Burger King But scientists are actually trying to revive the dodo not Burger King. So maybe there's hope for Wendy's yet. There's not You believe they're trying to revive the dodo Yeah, and the direwolf. Yeah. Yeah bring back the direwolf bring back the dodo. You put it in here You put it in here is the Wendy's Twitter account still savage on April 14th of this year after astronaut Katy Perry made it back to earth from her that you're doing space mission and kiss the ground Wendy's tweeted I kissed the ground and I liked it epic burn if you read that stuff and say the unpaid intern who wrote This slayed this might not be the right show for you again

Roosterteeth is coming back. We talked about it earlier. You got to check out there. What are they making fucking? Check out red versus blue maybe 2025 just sergeant gonna be cunt II That's a crazy Wendy's fact You learned a lot about Wendy's! Astronaut Katy Perry and everything! Thank you for using her correct title. Yeah! She went all the way up to space or close enough and then came back. They learned like a Waymo, right? Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Her and astronaut Gale King. Astronaut Jeff Bezos' wife.

Jeff Bezos' wife. Second wife. The first one is giving all of his money away this is great this is great that's right it is her money and we'll take some of it just a little bit we don't have health insurance ah figured out

come on alright this is the final fact Wendy's has agreed to pay 3.95 million dollars to employees who missed required rest breaks in the state of Colorado The nearly four million dollar settlement reaches all the way back to 2014 and rectifies lost wages for employees from over a decade ago In 2014, we were all an achievement hunter, but only one of us was Osama's favorite That's right, Nick. His antics will never be forgotten, and that's why he has a special achievement hunter announcement right now. Nick, take it away.

We're back! Yeah! That's right, guys. Nick is heading up the new achievement hunter, and... Wow, that's news to him too. ...brand new member, Osama. Son. Osuna. Osuna bin Laden will be joining

Classic Nick Nick and Osama bin Laden's son Brand new play pal What are you guys playing? New series cave pals Super bunny guys Super bunny guys Hanging out

Having fun Hopping around Hanging out Super bunny guys hanging out having fun, hopping around. This is great, classic! Your favorites baby! 2014. Yeah, still one of my favorite. Classic. He was dead for three years.

Oh shit. He loved it! He was dead for three years Get enough of achievements at mine city, oh, yeah, I would come home Dude when he was like when he's will never fall off. Yeah, and he's like, if they ever do, don't make me mad, I'll do something crazy. I'm gonna go insane. I'll do something real crazy. If Wendy's falls off, I'm dead. Oh my god.

He said that as taking a bite of a Junior Bacon Cheeseburger, watching fucking Minecraft. Oh shit, they're playing playing family feud on Xbox Eucalyptus Number 7 way to go Yeah Classic shit remember when he was such a fan. He got the same haircut that Ray got You can see it was under the turn can see it, it was under the turban. You couldn't see it, but he got it.

Yeah, yeah. He got it, only the barber knew. Oh shit. Those are all the Wendy's facts. Those are all the facts, guys. Wow, what a bunch of facts those are. Wendy's is here, you know? Their Twitter account's still going.

He's treating this fact sheet like Nick Treach the Bunker's book. What are you talking about? It's one thing! It's written from God's mouth. Fact sheet like an increase the bonkers This wasn't typed I can't imagine what it would look like Bottom parts dry I do want to talk about the fact that Wendy's has fallen off. Yeah. I can't deny it any longer. You still like the fries. I was resist.

Dude. The fries are the biggest fall off. They suck ass. It's insane how they went from being so good to they don't even try to season them anymore. There's no salt. There's nothing. They try.

You don't know that. Jeremy's trying. Well, it's cause he moved back. That's when the fries came in. People didn't know how good the fries were when they had them. He's kinda doing his own Wendy's now. Yeah. He's calling up all the guys he used to work with to come and make hamburgers. Oh yeah!

But only for like 4, 4 and a half hours. I heard about that, but like I missed it. Yeah. I didn't get to the Wendy's entire- Does anyone have pictures of the hamburgers? Does anyone have video of them making the hamburgers? Can they edit the hamburger video together in a way that I'm familiar with? Can someone just do that?

Can someone do it now? Yeah, how come no one did it yet? How come it's not done? How come I'm just looking at it through Ray's eyes as he flips the burgers? Why? What do you mean they paid people to put that together? I liked it, idiot. Wendy's is way more complicated than I thought.

We're gonna, I'm starting to think we're not talking about Wendy's. What? I really appreciate it. What about Ray's French fries? People didn't realize how much they liked the fries until the fries were gone. It's pretty good. It's pretty, it's pretty apt.

It's really interesting. It's really something to think about I think. I didn't care about these fries. We're the fries! Come on! We're the fries! And I think one of the- They used to, Wendy used to have all the good things

in one restaurant, but now I gotta go to a different restaurant for the good fries and a different restaurant for a good burger and a different restaurant for a good drink. It's just, can you just make it all in one restaurant? I wish something like that existed. Wendy's fell off. Ha ha ha ha!

Wendy's fell off. This is a good episode. This is a very good episode. Wendy's animated show. Yeah. Oh man. Jordan, do you think that Wendy's will ever climb the actual Wendy's? You will ever come here? Yeah.

If Bernie gets his hands on it. Okay, not like that! Bernie Thomas. Yeah! Dave Thomas is, yeah. His brother. His brother, his long lost brother. I think actual Wendy's can make a comeback boy. Do I have news for you?

They have strayed too far from the path yeah, they need to do what they did you're talking about Wendy's yeah Yeah, yeah, they're spreading those two thin Now I'm done When Wendy's was at its best yeah was when they introduced a new menu and like new recipes for stuff Yeah, and they did a hard reset mm-hmm Hard can and reboot even even old-school Wendy's was at its best when they were like, boom, 99 cent menu. Yeah. That was like the first one.

Yeah. It was like, you want nuggets? 99 cents. Crazy. But now all the stuff they're doing is so... Then Dave died. It's so like skimping around the edges and cutting corners and stuff that it's just... All the things that made it good are gone and they're focusing on these kind of like half-assed. To corporate.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. They got bought by Burger Brothers. Björner Brothers. Or Jordan's Swallow Air. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. But yeah, they just need to do if they just do it.

I know that everyone that is working at the Wendy's is living better now, but I kind of don't give a fuck and I wish they would go back to living in squalor. I liked it more that way. I'm gonna go back to Wendy's. Yeah, now we're talking. I went to that Wendy's. Yeah. Six months ago, and it's the last time I had Wendy's

because that's when I was like, it has happened. The fall off. It has happened. The fall off just stamped it away. It's called Gerard Butler, Wendy's has fallen. Whoa! That's cool. I think they suffer from, honestly,

the same thing that McDonald's is suffering from right now, where it's a lot of chasing and not a lot of like- Yeah, but unfortunately, like Wendy's or not, McDonald's, they're not actually suffering financially. No, no. Because they're McDonald's. Right, right. We'll never suffer.

Yeah, no. Wendy's just feels like it's, yeah, we did this collab, and it's like, this sucked. Yeah, collabs got crazy with fast food restaurants. They were doing Rick and Morty shit. In the last like five plus years. They got crazy of like collabs just being, we got brand. Yes.

But nothing. And that's it. Like not even saying like it's a good food. It doesn't have to be good, but they don't even do it. Yeah. Like with Jordan's favorite, Krabby Patty. They just do like we got stickers. Yeah, what is the food? Thank you for the stickers What is anything? Yeah, I mean McDonald's really led that with going like hey, there's like the Travis Scott meal Yeah, they did and they put that filth on the map, you know, and then since then I guess a copycat league

Yeah, you know and I just say like this person eats this and then that and then do that Yeah, I mean talk like their drink with a high C I mean Taco Bell is gonna be doing it right this year with like on that app Yeah, able to like do make your comp. Yeah, you'll be able to eat the 100% eat combo. I do gotta give Taco Bell credit They are doing their own. It's true. They are They came up with the wildcat formation. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, I read it's a fish, the nuggies are coming back permanently. Yes. Yeah, and we knew about that earlier.

Maybe they'll learn not to burn them so much. We got an email from Taco Bell. Yeah, we got some press reaching out and letting us know about it. Yeah, but the embargo is already, we didn't do anything. Yeah, well I think it comes out like this month. We still have the gift card, right? Yeah, Michael has the gift card. I forgot about that.. Yeah. Yeah, well, I think comes out like this month. Yeah Yeah, Michael is a good friend. I forgot about that. Yeah. Oh, yeah So anyway, we'll not use it next time

We just ate Wendy's Yeah, the calories don't count if the food's bad This guy's yeah easy. No, no, but I'm right. No Yeah, no, he's really no, but I'm right. No? Yeah! No. He's really been leaning into I'm right today. I am right.

He has been. It's been. He has been. Oh, hard leaning into it. Instead of denying things, he's just saying disgruntled employees. Well, his child is standing behind him going, what the? Disgruntled employee Gracie doesn't know how to spell her own name. He starts with this insane thing

about how he's right and you're wrong, but then even gets to reality, like you didn't bring the boysenberry sauce, and he went, no, that's not right. You didn't bring it though. No, you didn't forget. And then he threw a chair. He didn't just say that, he said,

well, maybe I forgot it. Well, you didn't though. Maybe I chose not to bring it. He didn't just say that. He said, well, maybe I forgot it. Well, you didn't though. Maybe I chose not to bring it. You didn't. You said you forgot it. You just said that five minutes ago. Writing it a second time for him to circle it and say this is one thing. This is one book. It goes vertically, not horizontally. You ever get a parking ticket twice in the same spot and you're like, sorry bitch, doesn't count.

Sorry, idiot, it's written the same way same way put the ticket on top of the other one You how many how many hours did you have between the last episode in this one? Okay Incredible I'm done incredible you want to learn about the food when these gays and crunch chicken sandwich This thing is the new Cajun crunch chicken sandwich starts the only one a seasoned chicken fillet and a slice of melty pepper Jack cheese crispy for fried onions bring the crunch factor While the spicy Cajun mustard sauce adds just the right amount of heat finally It's rounded out with classic toppings like pickles and lettuce.

Classic, you both like those the best. Stop putting lettuce on this thing. Just because it's a chicken sandwich doesn't mean you need to put pickles on it. They do. I agree. Like that is a Southern style chicken sandwich thing. I take them off every place I go.

That's not necessarily Cajun. And also it's only good if it's just on the chicken. Yeah, like Wendy's or Chick-fil-A does it because it's just on the chicken. It's a weird thing and I I don't like it. No pickles. Yeah, I want no pickles. I get no pickles on anything. I don't think pickles. I don't want pickles on my sandwich. On a Cajun sandwich. I don't like pickles on my sandwich. I like pickles on the side. I like a pickle spear or a slice or like a quarter of a pickle. Now that's what I like. Now he's agreeing with you, but I have a feeling. Nick, do you like pickles on your sandwich? Okay.

Did it need mayonnaise? Yeah! Dude. Pfft. Dude. What? You're bleeding. Fuck.

There was not enough of whatever the mustard concoction was. It was just fucking squirted from the top. Yeah, there was like... Like hardly any. And like, I don't know how to say it, like, would have made the sandwich, but throw more of those onions on there. Yeah, yeah, I think it needs like a lot more of the onions with the... If you're gonna be like, it brings the crunch.

Why? Not like six of them. Did we get a spicy chicken? Yeah. Okay. I was gonna say, that's not the default though, right? I don't know. It doesn't seem... She asked spicy and? Yeah, okay? I was gonna say that's not the default though, right? I don't know. I just see it doesn't see she asked spicy, and I said yes spicy She'll know she's like a dream. Oh, she did Jordan. That's about that might be ten times too loud

Just passed it along You must suffer too What I really couldn't understand a word and Michael can back me up. Talk to him. No idea what the fuck she was saying. Slush, slu- what? Slur- what? I mean I could hear her but I still didn't know what she was saying. Crazy. I understood the words, they just didn't make sense. She didn't know what the fuck she was talking about.

Is that a frosty? And I went, I don't know what to do. I'm like, is it frosty? She was like, no. It's this fucking thing, it's up on the board. Meanwhile, Micks like, kkkkkk. What? Here. It's this fucking thing. It's up on the book. No, meanwhile, he's like What? Here take my coke. Free drink free drink free drink. It's better out of the tap. It's better Soda is not better off the tap. You are wrong. We already talked about this. The coke free-style watch right along the coke Freestyle machine is the worst soda

Thing it's true because the freestyle is not as good. You said it that one in particular was better but I'm talking about other soda on tap we're not talking about freestyle we're talking just what you like? Gracing. I'm just saying I'm calling this gracing out. out. Racing out. I don't know if we once pointed it out by the way but um Nick didn't put a G in the metadata. Yes. Right you copied everything but the G. That's what I said. You just said it in a different way. That's not the right way. I don't know if he'll actually go back and fix it or not, but if he did, that's why we're telling you. I saw it today. I didn't touch it on YouTube. Who did?

Gracie. Hey, guess what? Wasn't me. It'd be really funny if you didn't screw it up on YouTube. I think it was actually on Patreon actually. How'd that happen? Copy paste. He just dragged all the way back. How'd that happen?

He dragged all the way back. Copy paste. So actually, let me- You copy pasted it again. I want to see what Gracie said, too. She said that he's going to like, someone's going to pay? Not someone, him. So I posted it.

And it says, the title's right, Gracie out with Pizza's the Hut, but then the description starts with Racy. And I posted it and I was like, wow. And then Jordan said, getting Racy. And then Gracie said, whoever did that will pay. And Jordan said, pay in Cinnabuns, which I assume she liked. And then I quoted, let him who is without Cinnam among you be the first to throw a stone at her. Because I was just getting shit for spelling Gracie's name wrong. And then Eric said, it was Nick Getim, and posted a picture of his metadata that has it in there. My description is immaculate, I would never leave the G out.

Then Nick said, huh. And then Gracie said, sentencing will occur when my plane lands, godspeed. Fucking incredible. And then Gracie said, sentencing will occur when my plane lands, godspeed. Fucking incredible. It should be landing any moment. Yup, yup. Oh my god, this is so fucking great. I just think that's about it. Nick, there's still time. You could be in charge of the FAA.

It's been a good day. And maybe, like, just keep her in the air, yeah. Yup, yup. God damn. They do that thing where they refuel her in the air. Yeah, yeah Goddamn, they do that thing where like they refueled jets in midair. So this plane is not touching down. Yeah, no shit That's fucking Jesus Christ. I don't know. I'm not I'm excited dude I'm excited for Nick to be in charge of the FAA fix it on the patron. Oh good work way to go man way to go I didn't say it on the Patreon. Oh, good work. Way to go, man. Way to go. Let's go live on Patreon. I didn't say it was anywhere else. Oh, I thought it was you.

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And now we put it on bright mode too. So Doesn't have that well, oh now in only last eight months We have our review we have our review of what we ate today at Wendy's But we need to get into a segment where you let us know what you think in this segment. We call you review I'll take the first two okay I don't feel like reading this is from Ben oh Ben oh it ain't that hard to make and hand out the window but somehow this place gets it wrong and is rude every time the lady at the drive-thru deaf needs help to pull

Go ahead. You got the lady at the drive-thru deaf needs help to pull a out of her End of sentence well space period space period The food is either burnt or cold and they are absolutely clueless Took me longer to write this review than it did for them to do their job correctly. That means they did it fast! Either that or this guy took such a long time to write this review. Maybe it's because they never did their job correctly, so... Took me longer to write this review, so you wrote it really slow and they did it right, or you did it really fast and bought...

But the lady at the drive-thru death needs help to pull a out of her yeah she's got an A in her. Get that A out of that woman! It's making her make the food burnt or cold! it ain't that hard to make and hand out the window. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, but also like they, that person doesn't make it. No, they, yeah. I don't do both. Nope. This guy definitely watched or went to Wendy's. Yeah. And then it was just like, it ain't that hard. I just put out the video here. Look, I'm starting my own Wendy's. How come no one's coming to this?'s? Hey guys welcome to my Wendy's.

I bet there's a remember that guy that started Wendy's and then he like went off and made his own like smaller Yeah, Wendy's. I bet he's still a fan of that. Listen some of us rely on his new smaller went It's great Wendy's go check it out, please go check out the Wendy's Melinda s rights Wow Came in and asked about a special that I heard on the radio and the two ladies look at each other and laugh Are you kidding me had to walk out cuz that was so disrespectful. You will not get my money with service like that!

I heard about Wendy's new special on the radio and the people there pointed and laughed at me. Called me a little radio lover. This little radio head bitch came in and said I heard the special on the radio. Are you kidding me? Had to walk out. They're still I heard this special on the radio. Are you kidding me? I had to walk out. They're still laughing and this person's walking out. I like to imagine it was a skit on the morning talk show.

Hey, come on down to Wendy's with the new... The free burger. Where you get it for free. Hi, excuse me, I heard on the radio. You guys have the free burger What I think I think what's more likely is they heard on the radio or they saw a commercial of a special and then went And asked about it and the people worked. I had no idea what the fuck exactly. Yes, probably what happened I don't think they were laughing. No, I think they went huh this lady didn't know what this drink was No, is that a frosty? I was so mad. I left But no point that I think she was laughing. I was like, Nick's so mad he's getting another drink first.

Take my cup! I'd like the free burger please. Is that a Frosty? Yeah! Do you want this old Cinnabon? That Cinnabon looked like it had been there for a couple weeks. I took a picture for Gracie. She wanted to see. This one's a doozy. I was hoping that Jordan was going to read this because it is very much one that Jordan's going

To fucking hate but maybe Michael reading it. Maybe he can hate it more because that's exactly what I was. Yeah That's exactly I just can't believe who wrote this. Yeah. Oh my god Mrs. Kerry. Yeah, uh-huh Mariah C says all Wendy we used to have such a great thing going Just like just like the old great thing going. I gotta go to the bathroom. I know, I know. Just like the old Wendy's fans. I knew Wendy.

Hey. Like, they were like a family to me. Hey, I used to leave comments on Wendy's and they would reply sometimes. I want you to just keep all of that in mind as you fucking, this is so exciting that we struck, we really struck some gold here. Here we go.

Aw, Wendy, we used to have such a great thing going. When I was little, I admired your pippy long stocking braids and old-timey newspaper tables. Your square burgers were A-okay in my book, but Wendy, you weren't there when I needed you. My cohort, Kevin and I needed some post-bar food, and since it was snowing, wow, in Austin, we just wanted something quick and near my hotel I wasn't expecting much a sour cream and chives potato

That's all I ordered and it's pretty hard to mess that up But Wendy your staff was slacking after we drove away far enough Yeah, after we drove away far enough that it was a hassle to return, I discovered that, one, I got no sour cream. Come on! When there are two toppings, it's not that complicated. Throw a container in the bag. Two.

I guess of sour cream. Though we somehow had three straws for two drinks? We had zero utensils now. Combined word. Yeah. I'm lucky that my hotel had some plasticware because I was so hungry I probably would have eaten that dang potato with my bare hands. But Wendy, you sure did let me down.

Yeah, yeah, I'll return to another location someday, armed with lactate, to consume the greater portion of a frosty. But until then, dot dot dot dot, eh, I'm a little embittered. I'm pretty sure Dave Thomas wouldn't be too proud. Wendy, get it together. I'm only saying this because I care. Tough love. This is every community post on the stupid fucking forum Just some tough love

You were always there for me when I was little you would yell fish and mark nut and now look at you Look at how far you fall I used to go to sleep listening to you scream during videos Why you know scream no more barely scream now barely scream you only scream at Eric Mike Fall asleep to Wendy's on my laptop my girlfriend doesn't like it But it's the only way that I can sleep when you're screaming inside the Wendy's I'm lucky my hotel had plasticware like every hotel ever. Also, I was so hungry I would have eaten a potato with my bare hands.

I mean, that's not the craziest thing also. How do you think her cohort, Kevin, felt about all this? Was Kevin real? Was there a Kevin? Kevin was driving just being like... It's not... It's not that big. Give us a fuck. Just eat the fucking potato.

Shut up. Stop saying me things. I shut up. I used to have a cohort with a name kind of like Kevin. Is that right? He's changed. Is he? Oh, he works at the new smaller Wendy's.

He's changed. He works at the new smaller Wendy's. Said he wasn't gonna get married. Got married. HAHAHAHA! This is classic Kevin behavior. Oh man. Oh man. This is... well, Nick will have to take it up with his new achievement hunter. Well, introducing his team owners, Kevin! Kevin and Mitchell! This is great. Oh, my God. This is great.

Well, play, but we had we had the Wendy's play buds, the Wendy's Cajun Crunch Chicken sandwich in tangerine twist lemonade thing. Are we reviewing that too? Yeah, it's part of it, I guess. It's I didn't expect them to actually have it. So I didn't put it. Well, they tried not to give it to us. Yeah. Um, it's part of it. I guess it's I didn't expect them to actually have it So I didn't put all they try not to give it to us. Yeah

Nothing's fucking sweet. Yeah, what you well some of us thought it was sour At the top only at the top Does it make sense? I know that makes sense. No, it's great. This thing makes sense Yep, this thing really does sum up where Wendy's is right now. Yeah, because it really is just a bunch of like here's some stuff. We have lying around the the filet from our chicken sandwich and the The pepper jack from our other burger or whatever. Mm-hmm some pickles. There's nothing new on there They have those crispy onions all the time. Yeah, they're on a ton of shit And also I didn't really get it mine was not crunchy. They didn't have that many at all.

They should've had more. I mean, I do like those crispy onions. Sometimes they like shit them all over the burger. They had that other thing that was like not as good as the pretzel pub. The ghost pepper. They just got rid of that, probably for this. And like, I remember it came out and like,

this is no pretzel pub, and it wasn't. But then they had that for like another year and a half. Yeah, it was there for so long. So that's what I kept getting. And I learned to appreciate even that. Cause I'm like, well, it's the best thing they have. And then they got rid of that. Now they have this.

I'm like, God damn you, stop going down. Yeah. It just keeps falling. This is not as good as the ghost pepper. I think they got rid of it like only like a month or two ago. I got it like two days ago. This is brand new. This came out like a week ago.

I like their chicken filets and stuff. I love the spicy chicken sandwich. Their spicy chicken sandwich is like the top one. But I love it with some seasoned fries and a drink that doesn't like get all over my hand when I use the first time. Everything around it, everything around the chicken sandwich. I like when their drinks don't get all over my lap. Well there isn't much they could do about that.

Well Nick just wanted to have a t-shirt contest. You win! Hooray! 100% eat.store for this winning t-shirt. It's an award winning shirt. It went pretty cool. It won Nick's award. Everything around the spicy chicken sandwich is having a tough time and I think it just drags down the spicy chicken but But what did you think of this, the Cajun crunch? It's a real like nothing special kind of thing. It really just feels like it's a bunch of stuff put together. It doesn't set itself apart from all the components.

And honestly, I think it's pretty forgettable. It was like a little spicy. It was a lot. It was a little spicy. It was slightly spicier than chicken. It could have used more of that mustard shake too. Telling you man, if it had more of that mustard, I think it would be a lot stronger. My advice is,

see if you get more of that, don't get it with pickles, you don't really need the lettuce, I wasn't as offended by the lettuce. I don't mind a vegetable. It just happens all the time with Wendy's where it's like, this has lettuce for the chicken sandwich and it's not doing shit. Well Eric's trying to get scurvy, so.

I'm trying so hard and they just prevented it. What I will say too with Wendy's lettuce is it's usually like a pathetic thin little piece of lettuce. It's barely anything. And because it's so thin, it like is like just like it's like flops. Yeah. It's like that paper. Chick-fil-A lettuce is like thick and crispy. Yeah.

It's like it's like. It's got body. A turtle would eat that. You gotta have it like it turtle would eat that it works with the hot sandwich and the cold lettuce But it's got to be like a big tough piece of lettuce Yep, it can't be just like a little shrimpy lettuce and Wendy's it can't be some Niles crane ass It is it is Niles crane when he says shrimpy Niles crane lettuce. We need Eddie lettuce. That's the strong dog Yeah, the strong way has Eddie Honestly the strongest character. Yeah, the strong Honestly the strongest character

So, what do you what do you rate this thing? I Don't know like a 44% Yeah, I mean like it's still a Wendy's spicy chicken. I don't like I don't want to just good Yeah, it's base everything else sucks. I don't want to come on like the review show and go meh Yeah, because that's a like cop-out review, but like this was probably the most Thing we've ever had yeah, yeah, it's be honest Didn't add anything. I think mostly you went. Yeah, I'm a little embittered Not even in bitter, you know I just want the new worries in their eyes

You just want Wendy's like Wendy's used to be. Yeah Yeah, I just like Back when I loved it and they loved me. I just I can't I can't go back to those days and that's what's really the most Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, I'll never be so I'll never be that kid I'm home from school and getting the number six combo. Yeah ever again and and it makes me so mad I'm taking it out on everyone all the time. It will, it becomes, my problem is becoming your problem, the end. Hmm, maybe I am in a bit of a dream.

Yeah, there you go. All right, 44 from Jordan. Michael, what do you think? I think Lindsay and I went to a Barbie pop-up, like two weeks ago or something. You sent us some pictures. Yeah, and you were in a box. Yeah, and Lindsay posted it and somebody was like,

what happened to Michael and Lindsay it's like what it's like I remember going to Wendy's and they'd always be eating there too sometimes they they get behind the counter and they work there what would they think what would they if they saw this now I would think like damn I'm huge. Yeah. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah. Well, how I me yep When he's fell off man, ah damn What happened what happened what happened? Why isn't it exactly the same as 14 years ago? I just So I think about I'm 43 now. Why are they different? Why are things different? Go back in time. That's a good one. Yeah, 48. Yeah, 48. Yeah, 48%. That's fair.

That was all about Wendy's. Yep. Say, uh, it's a 46. Which... A pretty forgettable, uh, Wendy's attempt to be honest. Yeah, I mean, it's just the spicy chicken sandwich with some shit on it. Yep. It's a spicy chicken sandwich, but like, got the crispy onions. I didn't really even taste the mustard. Yeah. I don't want the pickles. No.

And I add cheese to my own spicy chicken sandwich every time I order it anyway. It doesn't come with cheese. So it's like, that's what I get anyway. You also got a burger, right? Yeah. How was that? It was fine. Yeah.

It's just like a Wendy's burger. It was a snack. It was a snack. It's like not offensive, but not like, wow! This burger! I appreciate that it was like small, because I just wanted a little small burger. Yeah. Um...

Okay. It was good to know. Well, go check it out. I guess if you're driving by Wendy's, you're gonna get a chicken sandwich in this. Two fucking sweets. That is the sweetest thing in the world. Two fucking, holy shit. All the lemonades are crazy sweet like this. This one might be the sweetest. I actually really like their pineapple mango. Yeah. That sounds good.

If I get it through drive-thru, I will bring another cup. Pineapple mango. And I dump it, but I always have good if I get it through drive-through. I will bring another cup pineapple mango dump it And I dump it and I'd like and I have been I like I'll mix it in my car because I don't want to start drinking It's like it's good It's this this is at least two if not two and a half drinks worth when you add water Then it's actually pretty good. It's that's how fucking sweet it is You could add this much water in it and still taste the flavor. It is so syrupy.

You can't water it down. I cannot fucking believe they served it like that. There's not enough water in the world. Like soda's not good for you. Soda's filled with sugar. But it's like drinkable as served. This is not. It's just like, ah!

I would hate this. That would be torture if someone said, drink this whole cup. It'd be horrible. Well, I gave up. I threw mine away. I think Jordan did too. Me too.

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Just like the good old days. I'll collect all the water and I'll put them into my biceps to make them look big. Yeah, creatine style. Creatine style. Cool. Mostly in my pants. I didn't really get my shirt at all. There you go.

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