100% Eat - How many Saucy flavors? %% Wendy's Saucy Nuggs

Episode Date: June 18, 2024

Our Heroes venture back to Wendy's, not for the illustrious pretzel pub, but for the 7 new saucy nuggs offerings. Eric seems confused about how many flavors there are, almost as confused as people who think they're being tricked by fast food employees. There's also a lot of Dune talk, none of it relevant, all of it about the God Emperor of Dune. GET SAUCY! Don't forget to grab a shirt at store.100percenteat.com and let people know you used to listen to Face Jam. If you could fill out this anonymous survey, it would really help us out: http://survey.podtrac.com/start-survey.aspx?pubid=GOq92kfJo4gY&ver=standard Support us directly Patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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ConX Ontario at 1-866-531-2600. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. Michael Jones alongside my co-host Jordan Spears. Jordan, how are you? Didn't even have to look at the paper for those last one to two sentences. What was that? What was wrong with that grackle? We've been doing. So if you're on the Discord, Gracie will occasionally come in

and just drop some cinnamon stuff. And the last- Yeah, that's all she does and then she like leaves for a week. At the point of this recording, I think the last thing that she did, she just went, cinnamon hates water. And it's a video of cinnamon swimming. stuff and then she like leaves for a week at the point of this recording though I think the last thing that she did she just went cinnamon hates water and it's a video of cinnamon swimming and she hates it and then it's a video of

cinnamon getting sprayed with a hose like it was washed off bathed yeah sprayed with a hose attack and get off my lawn and here we go And here we go. Eeeeee! That's a person. Yeah, we were saying, it kind of sounds like a Noisynik would make. Yeah. It's not far off.

That, so you can jump on the Discord and see where Gracie posts cinnamon stuff. And it's just, oh, it's fucking great. Dude, somehow I was not expecting the Discord to be anything, really. I just thought people like it. Yeah Yeah, but it has been so fun Michaels even on there posting his word all yeah every fucking day Every day every day. I'm on like a 22 day streak or something. That's wild true. That's wild Nick What was your longest streak in wordle?

That's wild Nick. What was your longest streak in wordle? That's not a number 90 shit hang I think I was I think I was at like 120 and I lost it god damn guys. Yeah Yeah, why'd you let that go? I didn't get the word right? Oh, do you owe your streak? And it ends if you get it wrong. Yeah Yeah, you just had to do it. No, you don't get credit for just doing it. That's crazy. Oh shit. Really? No that Oh, no Do you know you don't get credit for just doing it? That's crazy. Oh shit really know that oh no Then you guys are getting close you get the fours and fives that's not good yeah, no you're flirting with danger for sure Wow My next streak was 168 days. Oh my god

168 yeah, that's no good. I played good? He hated the fans. I've played 863, win percentage of 97%. Wow. Way to go, man. The one I'm really good at is there's a They Might Be Giants version where it plays one second of a song. Yeah, I'm betting a thousand on that one. All one second, somehow. Dr. Worm, got it. I think I've only got it wrong once or twice Wow man that I didn't realize that's probably what reset my

streak I got 97% win Wow Wow Gracie, and I just got Nick converted to like paying for the subscription so you can do the crossword Has been on 23 is my max nice streak. Are you currently on that? I currently am on. Nice. And now the pressure's on. Yeah, yeah, yeah I don't care. Uh the Nick going. I keep all my uh, personal stuff. Yeah, I just do free. I just do free. I just do the mini And there goes Pete. Don't! No more! Just do Wurdle and the mini and then fuck everything else Hey, what do we eat today? I don't know. No you know. Nugs.

Can we nugget? Nug, we're talking about the nugs. That's what they're called. They're called saucy nugs. Saucy nugs! Wendy's saucy nugs. This is something that old show Face Jam would say. Oh big time. Oh

Guys you want to get saucy no saucy nugs Yeah, they spell it with a Z fucking sucked at the time of this recording This is before it's out like wide we had to use the app and oh He struggled there was some struggles with the app you couldn't log in you couldn't figure out credit card work Yeah, Nick Nick messed me up. Yeah. Nick knows what it is. Well, yeah, it's a windy saucy Nugs. And there's four different kinds. Nope. Seven. It's four different, seven different kinds. There's four different kinds of three spicy seven flavors, seven flavors,

spicy and regular is not a flavor. We'll go through all of the flavors in the giant If some of the flavors are garlic parmesan and spicy garlic parmesan, those are not two different flavors. If one of the flavors is hamburger and the other flavor is cheeseburger, those are not different flavors. They're different things. How many are there? Four? And you kept saying there's They're different things. I went, why, how many are there? Four? And he kept saying, there's seven.

Seven! And I went, no there's not. There's seven! Hey, we'll find out later! Yeah, I can't wait to read seven and three of them are just spicy! The same exact thing, but the one with the spicies there? Yeah. Hey, remember when he went, this is the first three pager.

Yeah. Now you know why. Right. Yeah. It's a lot of... It's a lot of repeating stuff. I imagine yeah quite quite a bit We were saying in the he had a bust up the stapler. Yeah, I bet he had to go buy one No, I had one my wife had one. Uh good cuz we're not fucking paying for it. That's what I'm saying I'm not paying her back for staples

these Before we get into the food and everything left over food. There's nothing So we got pretty efficient on seven was in him down different six piece chicken nuggets Yeah for a total for a total of five I work at Arby's 4 of that one 4 of that one 4 of that one So you want 6? That's the first thing they said so you want 6? Michael got a picture of you at the Wendy's

I did today I think you were just like you were getting ready for something to go wrong We it wasn't as mad as when I was getting the did it did it and yeah, and yeah, that's what I picture I'm you doing that with your hat What by the way? I know I know this was this was the that day Friday May 10th because I just have text to Eric You want nine how many ranch six? 18 barbecue Hell on earth I hate that so much when I'm in the middle of something and I get my phone just

It's just like I just whip it across the room anymore I know you'll pull a door handle off that way it's too strong the the situation when we arrived at the Wendy's was calm it was cool it's collected except for the people who were in front of me, you guys were off to the side having a conversation. I stood quietly by as a woman went, I'm on the phone with my bank. Whoa! Just like the fact- Just like the Taco Bell? It was Taco Bell. You review? Yeah. I was- Was that the same lady? Yeah, might be. It was- And also, how many beans you got? Yeah. Something's fishy. I'm going to another Wendy was and also how many beans you got? Go to another one you see any beans they have

She was like the orders wrong and I want a refund and the woman's like it's I mean It's all this is that and this and she went no, I'm and hang on. I'm on the phone with my bank Great, and I'm getting a refund at At 10.30 in the morning? Yes. It was like 10.35. Yeah. And it was like what the fuck? So then the woman next to her was just, she had her food and her drinks. She had all of her shit. She was just hanging out.

She was watching to see if she got the refund. 100%. Yep. What's going on? She just kept like, there's like bag, and she just kind of going like Eventually the woman walked away, and she went it's's all wrong. I don't know. It's all wrong I'm just gonna get a refund through my bank. My bank's just gonna give me a refund and the woman at the counter Like the Wendy's employee just went

Okay, I'm sorry It's all I mean it's on the receipt, and it's all here. No No, I'm on no, and then she just left. We kind of talked about how American, it's an American thing to like, you know, like. Does that take you back to that moment? Yes, that's it. Fixing your hat. Uh-huh.

And then you can tell. This is after the woman left. And then you can see the other woman in the jean shorts there in front of me. She's just hanging out. Yeah, no, I intentionally like moved so we wouldn't have to blur her face. I didn't want to have to sign a release form.

Yeah. This is you moving the hat and then this is you scratching your head. I'm just like, I want to- I'm glad I did take it now. Let me get the sauce in the fridge. We were kind of joking about it. I know, dude.

It was just like, get out, you are done. You have everything you need. Damn. We know. So now was just like get out you are done you have everything you need damn. So now when you look at this picture audience you know how angry he was. It's a picture worth a thousand words guys. Man we really know Eric's body language dude. I know dude. We've been doing this for a long time. That's why that was going on and I was getting water and I can't remember what it was. So you were taking a picture of him and I was watching you take a picture and I was like narrating into the mic. Yeah it was the point where I came over to talk to you and then I went back to refill my water before we left because the water's dicey here as we discussed. Uh-huh. Yeah. And as I was taking a drink, as I was taking a drink. Great

wrestling, bad water. We were joking about sending Nick over to piss him off for real and as I was taking a drink Nick said something and I straight went, for real? And I was like, that's gonna be him? I turned and it was Eric just staring like at whatever he said. I don't know what it was. What was it that you were saying? I don't know what it was, but he yelled something.

Why are you up there? Get this off. Dude, dude. And it was like, when we joke about it to Eric for Nick, he's like, oh, he drives me crazy. But when Nick does it? He can't make the own joke himself because he 90% of the time isn't joking He means it and then he just kept going. I'm reserved

So we were talking about in the last episode how people like it's an American like specific phenomenon Just be like I'm gonna sue you. Yeah for like anything that goes wrong any inconvenience I think similarly people think a person who's just working there has power to do anything yeah yeah like I mean well you know all the secrets you're working at Wendy's you know you know all the secrets you know how to you're telling people the recipe is quality I know that I know what you know! You know what buttons to push to make money go back to my bank account? From the Wendy's?

From the Wendy's. Stop fucking with me and give me the money. Do you think I'm fucking stupid? That's what it is. It's like, I'm not going to have you pull one over on me. I'm smart. Right. Which is the dumbest thing you can say. Classic dumb guy shit is saying something like that. Yeah, it's really special and it's like I just what it's Wendy's It's 1030 in the morning. I get refund. I'm on the phone with my bank. What are you doing? Like fuck dude? Yeah

Anyway, we got all these saucy nuggets. There's seven of them. All right, and the the bank let us do it. Yeah, that's good Yeah, that's good news, which is funny because We were having some issues with Not nugget related now We found out through the bank that you can only process X amount of orders in a day and thanks to your Support at store.com We have more than the amount that we could process in two days. Well at the time it would have been more than four yeah maybe even

five days and so I was on the phone with some nice guys from the bank. Oh nice. Wait what kind of bank are we dealing with? Oh, it was, you know, a little money here, a little money there. Oh, you know it. What kind of big we dealing with? You eating some Jesuses? They go, OK, they're like, OK, in order to verify this,

we need to call you back at the phone number that you have listed. And I said, that's fine. It's the phone that I'm on. Thank God it was your phone number. And I said, OK. So they call me. So I hang up. They call me right back. And they go, great. Can you verify your name? And I said, Eric Bedour. And they said, that's fine. It's the thing. Thank God. It was your phone number and I said, okay So they call me so I hang up they call me right back and they go great Can you verify your name and I said Eric Bedor and they said, oh, that's not what we have

And I would spell on our okay, and can you verify the name touch your nose and rub your tummy? They didn't say Simon says They just gave it to the lady and when They didn't say Simon Says, motherfucker. No! All of our money! Delete. They just gave it to the lady and win! They asked me to verify the name of the business and I went, oh yeah, no problem. It's Striking Distance LLC and the guy on the phone just went, huh, okay. What the fuck? This is a real business! But we got it all sorted out now, so we can imagine if it's... Okay. What the fuck?

This is a real business. But we got it all sorted out now, so we can imagine if you'd said it's monkey brains or whatever. Right, yeah. Do we add some other- No, no, no. Stupid monkey. No, no, no. No, no.

Yeah. I think originally we were, when we had first talked about like, what are we gonna name this thing? It was gonna be like Sauce Monkey Enterprises. And Jordan's like- It's not a bad name. No, no, it's not a bad name. But then Jordan said, it's just a thing where I think

if we say it out loud, it's gonna be like that Seth Green thing, like Stupid Monkey. And I went and I'm immediately sold on changing the name. You're immediately right, 100%, dude. Didn't even consider it and you're totally right. But we got it all worked out and you can go to store.100%eat.com and get some merch,

and we have some more stuff coming maybe at the end of July. Our next drop. Oh, we're already, things are in motion. It's very exciting. It's already in motion. Yeah, it's been very exciting to do all that stuff. Wendy's. Wendy's is a great fast food restaurant

that we all love. Is it? It's the only- Is it still? Okay, Nick go on Yes, the answer is yes because as long as they have the spicy chicken sandwich They will continue to be the best and it's the only fast food restaurant app that I have is Wendy's still That seals it right there. I mean, it's only So I have it till I need is Wendy's what it was four years ago I

Mean it doesn't have the pretzel pub right? I mean other than the best sandwich in that material Yeah, you think it's pretty I think so we've I've griped about this before but I think they stopped salting their their fries I absolutely understand and and you can just at the the the condiment station pick up some salt mm-hmm and do it yourself Or salted at home if you're going home Just give me some salt now. Here's the thing give the man some salt when you when you got damn salt when you order on the App you can order unsalted like it's like salt, and it's like Unsalted by default exactly so why no idea I made sure they were salted when I fucking ordered them And I don't know if you were out of the room. We took one bite. He went these aren't fucking so they're not

They're absolutely not they suck shit. It sucks. What's crazy, too Is that they're so good when they have salt on yeah, they're so bad when they don't it's such a bummer It is maybe hey, maybe just like salt Am I normal? Think about it. Salt. Salt water. Salt water. Salt water. Salt water. You look like Pedro Pascal. Swing for the fences with BedMGM, the king of sportsbooks. Log in or sign up to play along

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Conditions apply. Hey, we should learn about Wendy's. Okay, we'll do it. We'll do it now, everyone. Grab your fact sheets and get ready. All aboard the fact train. Choo choo! This is my favorite ride at Disneyland. Please keep all hands inside the vehicle and members in your pants.

What? Our last Wendy's episode as Face Jam was September 12th, 2023, where we ate the loaded nacho burger! It received an average rating of 61.95 and it was our 100th episode. Yep. Oh yeah. It was right after we did two Wendy's in a row. We did Wendy's breakfast for 99 and then episode 100 was Wendy's lunch. And that's why the show failed.

Stupid decisions like that. I think- We'll never make that mistake again. 61.95 is a hell of a score. For our 100th episode. It's pretty cool Episode it's pretty cool. I think I think we got it, and you just keep going almost a 62 That is almost a 62. He's not wrong. That's that's hey. That's why he said round up. Yeah, that's Yeah, hey we got no nickels anymore. This is an important fact here Yeah, second one if the pretzel pub comes back

We are reviewing it on this show until then God is dead and hell is full. Oh no vacancy. No God's down hell's up Remember oh, I forgot about that rises heat rises so hell would be up hell's up. It's easy to forget God would be down He's dead. He's buried and so hell is dead in a cave We put a boulder on him or something. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's been more than three days He's like banter Kazooie style. Yeah, I like crushed under a boulder on him or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's been more than three days He's like a bandericazooie style. Yeah, I like crushed under a boulder Yeah, fuck you yeah Ecombo come oh Now we're talking

All right, oh grant kerko by the way He did all those voices while we're getting saucy nugs here in the States, Wendy's Canada just announced saucy chicken strips are now available across the great white north, but they only come in spicy buffalo or sweet honey barbecue sauce. Fucking losers. You wish you could get little nugs and call them nugs and have them taste like spicy garlic parm? Unserious country.

Pathetic. Enjoy your healthcare. Wait, they also got 99 cent frosties? Nick's moving up there now. spicy garlic parm on the serious country pathetic enjoy your health care wait they also got 99 cent frosties Nick's moving up there now there's your Arby's honor the cheese cup keychain or man so you got Tim Hortons up there that's all you need so they have some poutine they have chicken strips they are larger and I don't know if that's something I need from Wendy's a Hardier chicken I think that sounds pretty good especially if it's like they're nuggets a bigger nug

It's not a bigger nug It is it's like a strip that is less like these nugs almost feel like hollow inside when I eat when I eat like a That's great. That's why they're so light in the back dude. What was that picking up? What we have like four bags? Yeah, I know the heavy is less than air One had some sauces and the fries. Yeah, and it was like how that's the smallest bag is the heaviest bag I'll say thinking about how fast food restaurants do chicken strips I'm not a fan of the chicken selects or the chicken tenders at McDonald's So if they're like that, maybe we don't need them. That's what it is. So you get four you can get four nuggets here

That's like the minimum order kind of put them together human centipede style. You got a you got a strip but the The strips in Canada you get three to an order But again, they only have the two sauces and not seven which we have we have seven sauces It's true seven. We don't have seven sauces. I also like that in the fact you included seven sauces That's he really stepped in and out because he wanted to get away with seven. Oh, I have a huh There's not seven different seven seven. There's absolutely not different. See now. He's back flavor flavors We talk about you really buried himself

What oh boy last time I saw someone's back pedal watching the camera He's making sure it's not shutting off like every other time. I saw someone back pedal like this They didn't know how to pronounce road Remember that guy? Nick all right. It's not I was gonna say real quick I like that you included in the fact sheet even before tasting it the best one, which was the spicy garlic parm. Oh, we will get to it later.

Ooh, interesting. The Irish Star, the online publication which claims to be the voice of Irish America, is reporting that Wendy's will be offering a $3 breakfast and immediately started focusing on the seasoned patatos. Look guys, come on. You gotta be above this. In other news, they're reporting that Baron Snub's father, Donald, in a move that could impact the election. That's not so Irish, but it's fucking weird. What are you talking about?

Yeah. I mean, what are they talking about? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They started immediately like- The voice of Irish America? Yeah, they're like, hey, we're doing the Wendy's people reporting this $3 Wendy's thing or whatever and then Irish America was like $3

Wendy's breakfast and the potatoes did you understand there? So they're good dude, and it was like well, you're making connections that aren't there. I disagree with that I think they're having to be talking about the included. It's part of the breakfast, dude I could see if they were asking for potatoes that weren't included. Maybe. Mm-hmm. Maybe you'd have a spud to stand on And the final fact last month Do you mean was that May? May? Okay. I just want to make sure we're early in the June We are an investment group representing over $429 billion in assets wrote a letter to Wendy's demanding they get their child labor violations under control,

or they will withhold funding. You may think this is virtuous, but the reason is that investors can be held liable for these violations. We at 100% HEAT employ no children and therefore cannot violate these labor laws. If one of those investors wants to peel off and throw us a couple hundred million dollars, we'll do anything you want and we do mean anything. You can even do stuff to the monkey. We don't care. Do whatever you want to him. Anything. Jingle jangle. Jingle jangle. laughter laughter

laughter This guy prior to this episode was already whipping his keys around on the table. Oh man. Smashing your perfectly superglued sunglasses. Shady Ray's help! Somebody's glasses got broken from somebody's keys. There's the lost in repair

service or they said you Apollo's superglued. Eric goes I got it, I got it, I got it. There's the lost in repair service or they send you a bottle of super glue Eric goes I got it. I got it. I got it. No, I don't need this good policy. I just need super glue And those are the facts so so this group says they represent that much money and they sent they're like Wendy's specifically because Wendy's Leads the number of child labor violations in the United States I got a restaurant I got to say great law that the investors can be liable Oh, yeah, because otherwise they wouldn't fucking care. They don't get shit. I would see it as a As a great profit and loss yeah, and you know that they care because they also sent the same exact letter to McDonald's Those are the only two companies they sent it to but when they said the McDonald's one It was like a way higher number. It was like 1.2 trillion

What yeah instead of? 429 billion dude just throw one of those bees at us. Yeah, right Well, you just won't be you don't have to be a bee throw me an M. Yeah, I'll take an M We need a couple M's. Yeah, if we really want to cut and run me in a couple Oh, I forgot about an M. We need a couple M's at least. Yeah? If we really want to cut and run, we need a couple M's. Oh, I forgot about the cut and run. I keep forgetting. You keep forgetting. I keep thinking about how we have to keep doing this,

and you keep reminding me that we can cut and run. When can we get out? That's what I just keep saying. If it's successful enough. Honestly, I'd be fine living on a couple M's and doing this podcast, you know, every week. Do you guys think that it's crazy that they keep talking about cut and run?

Do you think they're burned out and they hate this? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you think they're burned out and they hate this yeah yeah

yeah you think it's crazy or Michael's kidding why is he wearing sunglasses all the time why did he really bleach his hair? Here's the thing- That was not- He didn't do that, and then, he did. Explain that! We're getting to the bottom of this! He's playing rings! It's fine when you do stuff that I like, but if you do new stuff, I'm- Yeah.

I'm- Something's fishy. This is like the beans. But here's the thing, as soon as you stop, what do you think you're doing? Yeah. Put those rings back on. Why'd he stop wearing the rings? Is it because we called him out on it? What do you think you're doing? Yeah put those rings back on Why do you stop wearing the rings is it because we called about on it? Yeah, is it us? Yeah, Michael Oh, I'm Michael definitely saw our comments. Yeah, I saw they ate me up inside. Yeah Hey, let us know leave a comment right now sunglasses no sunglasses Hit us in the comment. Hey, don't forget to like and subscribe. Hey, I just got a haircut.

I don't know how I was going to roll, people. I don't know. I'm waiting to see the comments. I'm going to be the sunglasses guy. I don't know what's going to happen. You know, will the hair stay this color? We don't know. That's what I keep saying about my hair, too.

But no matter what happens, as well, we do know. At some point soon, I just don't know if it's going to stay. At some point soon, it's going to become more that color. It will stay that color. We're just almost there. What do you mean? It's not gonna stay.

We're almost there. It's gonna stay this color. Yeah. It's gotta be. At a certain point, you should just like dive right in, man, and just color it like, gray. Get ahead of it. You're saying that, hang on. Yeah, yeah. If you dye it gray, by the time your dye starts fading, it will just be gray, and it'll fade naturally. Yeah, you won't be able to tell there won't be any like the shock

You'd have to die at gray for a year tops, which is what two times yours I think you need to keep running this business for a year tops So then your hair will be great, but if running this business turns him like brunette again. Whoa It's like the fountain of youth is not gonna. It might though That's my hang out a couple guys like us if we all move in that apartment together He could be revitalized. There's gonna be a lot of hat taking off Yeah, but showing off his new. Yeah, yeah, my my brunette

Whoa there are think I've ever been described as a brunette before which is very nice. It's always just you have brown hair That's how hair colors. Yeah, I didn't rules it's true it's true they say blonde not yellow you got yellow hair my grandma would say you have yellow hair that's what my grandma would say but she's from like the apple ishia mountains what she called you toe headed oh yeah oh big time oh you were a toe headed baby that's what she would that's she tells me that all the time is that offensive i don't know uh you know what we'll ask Irish America Man you guys feel like you learned a lot. No what jingle jangle I didn't learn that I mean I was reminded of that something to the monkey. I liked it how much Nick

What would you do for like a million dollars? See a million dollars for yourself or to split mmm cuz that's a big difference. Let's say four million dollars A million for each of us you got but you gotta do it you gotta take the bullet for us a million dollars each of us I do anything Next not much of a team player. Yeah Okay, what would not be I'd probably I'd probably If you're in the monkey mask, I'm sure it's fine he walks into the sure it's like A long time ago, but it wasn't yesterday. No no it was two days ago It wasn't yesterday. And also at this point you're listening a week later

Yeah, you think maybe a day would get a little bit time to settle, but it didn't now I will say I remember jingle jingle really well. I forgot about the snakes Oh big snakes man. I totally forgot about that What's he doing with those snakes? Am I snakes? What's he doing with those snakes? Am I snakes? Lay down and be snakes Are you ready to read off all these different sauces? Yeah, I'm gonna get to it. What are you talking about? Seven different sauces. We're only 28 minutes in we got plenty of time to fuck around. Yeah, but we're gonna be at 45 minutes by the time

I'm done reading this. Yeah, seven different sauces. There's seven. You can count them all. Seven. All seven Wendy's Saucy Nugs, starting with Honey BBQ. That's one! A flavor that's full of smokiness and sweetness, delivering exactly what you would expect from a delicious barbecue sauce, with a subtle hint of honey.

It's an approachable, sweet, and tangy flavor that fans won't be able to get enough of. How do you feel about that? You think you got enough of it? I got too much. Yeah. Yeah. The worst one. I hate to hate it. Ah, chicken. I hated it. Sweet, sweet chicken. I didn't like it at all. Oh, yeah. That one was not good. I wonder how many other ones they're going to describe as a flavor that's find out I'm really excited over under one and a half over all right garlic parm a classic flavor that packs a punch of layered savory goodness from the very first bite these saucy nugs strike the perfect balance of garlic and parmesan without overwhelming your taste buds I'll say that definitely did not know that's buds. I'll say that. They definitely did not overwhelm my taste buds.

And now I will say, I said that they taste like the way a Foot Locker smells. Yeah, you did. So that was- Would you say that a Foot Locker, when you smell it, overwhelms your taste buds? Well, if I were to taste the Foot Locker, it might. Yeah, but you're smelling it.

That's true. So they're talking about. Wendy's wins again. Can't stop them. Jordan, do you want to go on to the third? Yeah, the first the third sauce almost halfway there Buffalo a beloved staple that always has your back Buffalo This sauce has buttery undertones with a subtle touch of vinegar that keeps you coming back for more Spicy honey barbecue okay, so this all right we're

still on the barbecue that's not a new flavor this is not a spice no no the other one was honey barbecue but again the sauce isn't spicy it's just a spicy nugget the perfect balance of sweet and spicy fans looking to level up their honey barbecue journey will be met with the ultimate flavor explosion. Whoa Are you are you on a saucy Nugs Jersey? Yeah, I'm a little Jersey. Yeah This is the eat part of my eat pray love. Yeah Dude, I was sweating cuz the heat and I'm now I'm sweating cuz the heat and all the Nugs. Yeah. Mm-hmm They're settling Nug overload the next one spicy garlic parm. Well, that sounds familiar

Settling noug overload the next one spicy garlic parm. Well that sounds familiar The fiery twist on a classic Classic fans will pick up on the sweetness and the sharpness of four types of roasted garlic packed into this garlic parm Did you? Garlic garlic I Remember taking a bite and going one garlic uh-huh Because yeah, and we ate this one mm-hmm it did not taste spicy no, but it sure tasted like more Yeah, garlic parm which is why I thought it was the best tasting one right um

It was not spicy. No are they saying it's spicy in that garlic is a spice and they added to it spicy spicy garlic yeah everything Yes, everything you just said mm-hmm. Yeah, but there's more spicy Buffalo, okay? This is Buffalo, New York after dark. It's spicy okay cool Okay Go bills Wendy's spicy Buffalo delivers an intense kick balanced by a subtle tang of vinegar that won't disappoint. I'm glad that this keeps not disappointing. It's like they're really trying to convince us and themselves. Yeah, they really keep saying it. The copywriter just went, huh, everyone's gonna be so bummed out, fuck.

The last one's just gonna be like, it's not that bad, it's not that bad. It's honestly not that bad. This is the slop. Alright, here we go, you ready, Jordan? The last one. This one is actually bad. It's honestly not that bad. This is the slop. All right here We go you ready Jordan the last one this one is actually different. It's not just thank you Seven this is seven of seven. This is four. Yeah, seven of seven. This is four This isn't just ghost pepper. This is spicy ghost pepper Time to kick it up a notch or two with Wendy's unique spicy ghost pepper sauce an With Wendy's unique spicy ghost pepper sauce an intensely spicy experience with a lingering depth that only the Queen of Spice can create This sauce is perfect for the adventurous person who wants to dial it up on the spice-o meter The spice-o meter

Wow Who's dad wrote this? Who's the Queen of Spice? The last two sentences of this could be about Dune II. Whoa! Zendaya is here to bring you an intense spicy experience with lingering depth. What the fuck? There's some lingering depth in that movie, sure.

Yeah, she's the queen of spice. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So let me real quick go over this. Sure. I would also describe Dune as like dialing it up on the spice. I agree that a lot of spice That is what they're trying to do kind of both movies the whole time just eat saying that's why Batista is there to dial up the spice. Oh, you're at sand. Did you see the second?

Yeah, did you see the first one? Mm-hmm? Do you think Dave Batista was totally wasted in the second one? Oh, yeah Yeah, he's like not in it at all like they're just like you mean his time was wasted or he was drunk Honestly, I thought he was gonna do more stuff and then they just wait so they get rid of them Yeah, and then they bring him back and then they spoiler they kill him. Yeah, it's like he had no purpose I know like the second brother's tiny brother came the second Yeah, the second movie is like for for WWF champion Dave Batista's outta here, but here comes Elvis, and Elvis is gonna take care of him. May thy knife chip and shatter.

Thank you very much. You're welcome. This is timely stuff. So we've got seven. If we look at this right here, we just want to crack down. Don't forget, don't forget. Honey barbecue, garlic parm, buffalo, three. Ghost pepper.

Right. Four. And then what you forgot is spicy honey Barbecue not a spicy garlic not a flavor spicy buff not a flavor Here's the other thing not the other ones, but he's wasting our resources. What do you mean? You're wasting our time like Dave Batiste. I wasted his time We have the Dave Batiste of this podcast code has been for a long time even for a spiced mouse with Jordan Yeah, you don't get regular chicken. We just get the spicy. I agree. Yeah, we get the regular chicken. Yeah We we actually we actually could have gone gotten all the spicy ones and it would have been better because again the garlic parm was So not flavorful and then the spicy one was great why we're all kind of wasted yeah

Nick over there has an ad set of fucking there's extra nuggets for him to eat so he's been fine with it And then finally we're all mad at him Where the hence for nice kill for the boy yeah, yeah get mad at Eric yeah, yeah Muad'Dib Bring this fight A thing I didn't realize in the movie That's like in the book is the reason he picks the little mouse is because he's like well I know that this prophecy is like I'm gonna like tear up the whole fucking universe

So I gotta pick the stupidest fucking thing. I don't know. What's know what's the name of the fucking mouse and they're like yo the mouse is a fucking baller straight up mouse is a G. Mouse is baller he's hiding shit yeah we can't get the mouse. I've always said if that smart guy mouse talk right there. I've always said if any creature on Arrakis is gonna like tear apart the universe it was gonna be that little rat. Well what about the giant sand I said I said no we ride those guys they're fucking but yo you ride this rat! Sandworms don't fuck with those mouse they're fucking like tearing through the desert they see one of those whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Crosses the street. It's like, the other, the baby sandworm's like,

I'm gonna get, you don't wanna mess with me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I've seen it. How far into Dune do you think they get? Do you think they do the the sandworm-man hybrid thing? I think if they get that far, they've lost the plot. I agree, which is unfortunate because that's the plot. Right, yeah I think I think they plan on doing the second book and then being like and that's where the story is. Yeah Yeah, I think that's gotta be it. Because then it gets a little ridiculous. When you go when you see- when Paul's son becomes a sandworm-man When you go when you see when Paul's son becomes a sandworm man hybrid. Yeah, that's pretty cool the God It's called God Emperor of Dune, which is the coolest fucking title But the cover is just like a sandworm with like a man's face It's like this sucks like job of the honey fucked a worm. He like splices with a worm or something I just said yeah, just said it. Yeah. I mean mean how are you the worm in Paul it's

easy it's called nodding nodding where were you last night ball I was splicing with his handworm well he said no matter he was like dangling them over the bowl whatever happens next. Yeah, just know I love you I'm reaching into the bowl cinnamon I'm reaching into the bowl. I'm trying to get Duncan Idaho's keys. I end up with the sandworm My son is now a human sandworm side hybrid. Oh, this is the last time I go to these fucking parties. And now, how does time work with the human sandworm hybrid as far as like years and age goes, and when can it work at Wendy's? Oh.

I'm about to withhold 429 billion spices from this point. Your two-year-old son is working there. He's a two-year-old half man, half sandworm. It's fine, they go faster! He's like, two hundred. He's aging at a faster rate. As sandworms age, he's a two hundred-year-old half man half sandworm. It's fine, they go faster! He's aging at a faster rate. At a sandworm's age, he's a two-hundred year old man. It's like anime where they go like,

well this looks like a twelve year old girl. No, she's like a two-hundred year old vampire! Yeah, this is not real convenience. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's what Wendy says about all the child labor violations! Ah, this kid's... Have you ever seen Tetsuchimuyo? It's like that!

Oh, you mean Nosferatu? He looks 12, but he's not. Show him! He went to New Orleans at a young age. He went to New Orleans on a one wheel and kept yelling, Suck me, suck me! He was in New Orleans in the 1800s!

And now he works at the Wendy's off West Anderson Lane. This is ripe for what we do in the shadows. Storylines. That's what I'm talking about. Luckily they cancelled that show. I think it's done. There's one more season. Yeah.

I think they're ending it. Hey. Or they were told to end it. Hey Jordan, how about some press material? Quote, this new innovation is all about providing a next level culinary experience rooted in flavor. Seven flavors. John Lee, global vice president of culinary innovation at the Wendy's company, said in a statement announcing the new quote we crafted four count of four

unique sauces to complement the Wendy's Nugget experience and and to provide fans with a variety of chicken options that meet their lifestyle and palates take note, Eric

and there you have it seven flavors Seven unique flavors here at Wendy's It's what he did Literally it literally like seven we had seven come out. I'm like what did we not get two of? We mean there's seven what are you talking about? No? There's four did you get two of each? No, I got one of these some of them them keep going, I got one of each. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Seven.

What didn't we get two of? Yeah, seven flavors. They shorted us one. I just thought he got two of each. No, no, no. I got one of each. Seven. Yeah. Yeah, just like John Lee said. Yeah.

Four. Right. Seven. That's right. I love, I love, because it's funny that you type this out and you're just like, probably having a good morning. I'm doing such a good job putting this together. There's no way I'm gonna get hammered about this one. And you just, you dig your own grave

without even knowing. I don't know what you're talking about. And then you get pushed in the next day. Yeah. He's gonna eat his way out, throw the dirt. It's like a worm, like a worm Nick the God emperor of doom a little half man half worm not sandworm just Trying out on a fucking concrete slab Dude, that would be really cool. We can do that when we do camp trucked up

camp trucked up are we ever going to berlin or what? yeah oh shit oh man yeah oh man i'm writhing over here in this uncomfortable chair now here's the thing that's all of the food

That's it at Wendy's that is what they came up with seven flavors Even though this guy was wrong about it doesn't matter he misspoke yeah But now we want to hear about what you think in this segment you review who would like to go first I'll go first okay short one. I'm gonna say maybe Nick reads the short one. No he doesn't get to yeah, all right Emily R says Literally found a small animal claw in my baked potato never go here definitely a rat about the size of a penny That's it. That's the whole thing. Oh gross. This is where we ate. Ew. And our baked potato.

Well we didn't get a baked potato, we got seven. Rats feet everywhere. That's a running theme for us as rats feet. Rats is popular. Rats is back baby. Rats are so feet everywhere. This is, that's a running theme for us as rats. Rats is popular. Rats is back baby. Rats are so hot right now. Why do you think it was the best selling shirt? Oh! It's true. It's true. Rats is cash. Rats.

Rats is money baby. You got someone to rat cash. We're rats. We got some cash. You rat fucking coward. You gotta listen to Michael Jordan podcast. That's right. Don't out of order It's a weird one this week JM says yeah, I Hadn't been here in a while because the customer service was terrible, but I have enough evidence to not return

I went through the drive-thru and placed an order The young man repeated my order back to me, but said they'd messed up my order when I got through the drive-thru and placed an order. The young man repeated my order back to me, but said they'd messed up my order when I got to the window. He said that was the only one, so I accepted the incorrect item. Seems like it's on you, JM. I got my food and there was something else wrong. It was fixed.

Then I realized that he didn't give me back my debit card. His reply was, oh, my bad. I didn't get a receipt either. Not sure why the ball was dropped the way it was with me, but I draw the line at not giving me back my debit card. That's drawing the line? Also, oh, my bad. How dare he?

Yeah, right. What? He said, he said, basically, he said sorry. Yeah. And I won't accept that. Yeah. He should have given me his debit card as well. This guy robbed me, I robbed him! Eye for an eye.

This is where I draw the line. Me forgetting my debit card from that guy. Not sure why the ball was dropped the way it was with me. What the hell? You can also, you can kinda catch this coming when he called him a young man. Yeah. Oh, yeah Yeah, you know you knew what all this was gonna be yeah And so I will not go back there. They tried to steal my debit card I've been putting rat toes in everything and no one's even there something wrong with the order But I accepted the incorrect item mm-hmm then then there's was something wrong with the order, but I accepted the incorrect item

Then then there's something else wrong with my order and that's my debit card And that's also not too far and then also he didn't give me my debit card back. This is where I draw the line What the fuck like I could see if he said hey you didn't give me my debit card back And he said and I never will bitch Yeah, and I never will, bitch. No window closes. Yeah. And then like a steel metal thing comes up. Yeah, like a safe room situation.

Yeah, like armored. No! And then the whole restaurant has like mechanical spider legs. Yeah, it seems like shit. Like in Wild Wild West. My debit card! No! Wild Wild West.

And then just like the beekeeper, you'd have to end your life. I'm having car! Nooooo! Wild, wild west. And then just like the beekeeper, you'd have to end your life. You'd have to go home and shoot yourself through the temple? No spoilers, I was maybe gonna watch that movie. Don't worry, it's the first six seconds. It is, the beginning of the movie is like the second mom from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air She gets hacked She falls victim to a scam, to a phone scam and loses like two million dollars of a charity that she's running

Oh no And then kills herself And then it's like it's popping up on her phone like oh you got fucked up you got hacked whatever And then she kills herself and we watch the movie and I think we've talked about it on this show It's like an extreme step popping up on her phone like, oh you got fucked up, you got hacked, whatever. And then she kills herself, and we watch the movie, and I think we've talked about it on this show. It's like an extreme step. Yes, we watch the movie, and then we just went,

if you just call the bank and let them know what happened, this all gets, it's all digital. It'd be like, oh it's like fraud. Yeah, right, yeah. Yeah, I got identity theft. He was like, Eric was like, you know all those fraud alerts that are popping up? Just click one of them.

Yeah. So instead she- Get on the phone. This woman's getting a refund at her bank from Wendy's. Right. I think you could get your $2 million back from the scam call center. She heard click something, and she was like, click, click, click, click, click, boom. Jackie C. Spelled J-A-K-K-I. Interesting spelling of Jackie. Jackie. Spelled J-A-K-K-I. Very cool spelling.

Jackie. I was in the drive-through window at 1418 East Anderson Lane, Austin, Texas at 3 p.m. today ordering a 50 cent frosty. Okay. This is the best. How many pence is that? The man who took my order asked what I wanted and then said, Can you wait a minute? Before ordering.

And I did. Then I asked if I could order a chocolate frosty and the man said damn When I pulled up to the window I saw the man who I ordered the frosty from named Jalen I Said Jalen I never had anyone at Wendy's cursed at me before is that how you talk to customers now I gave him a dollar and asked for my change. He gave me my change without a receipt I told him I got you I did not appreciate Jalen acting like he was annoyed with me because I Wanted to order a frosty he wanted me to wait even longer than I had anticipated on my break from work He needs customer service training or fired whoa

damn from work he needs customer service training or fired whoa damn you think that's how he said it like just damn or was he like damn yeah I don't even said it at all no he probably said ma'am yes absolutely hey Jordan I got you got you you've activated my trap yeah what was that by the way I got you the new video yes Yeah, what he got you for you that who the fuck wants a fucking don't hand me a recite don't even Even ask me for a 50 cent frost don't ask me just if you want to receive we it's 2024 if you want a goddamn receipt ask for 2024. If you want a goddamn receipt, ask for it. That should be the policy Why? I ordered through a mobile app. It's already paid for. I have my order on my fucking phone You have it in the machine. Why the fuck do I want a receipt?

Don't ask me. JM also complained about not getting your receipt. Yeah He was just like, I'll share it on the- They didn't give me a receipt either. These people run around carrying change Also complain about not getting your yeah Run around carrying change my taxes my tax nickel people Got you yeah the thing about that story from Jackie is that none of it happened There's no fucking chance none of it happened There's no fucking shot that I believe that it happened. The thing that it didn't end with that it should have is like,

I told them, it should have been a phrase like this. I told him he needs customer service training or fired. And everyone in the restaurant stood and clapped. Absolutely. Yeah. They applauded and bowed. One guy behind me got out of his car and said, you are correct, ma'am. And I said, how dare you curse at me?

Another guy, he hand wrote me a receipt just for my trouble. That man's name? Albert Einstein. Yeah. And then the camera zoomed out, and you were inside the twin towers It pulled it pulled back further Arrakis oh Yeah, it was doing the whole time the twin towers of one of the same worms

Man, oh man. I like that She ordered a 50 cent frosty She ordered a 50 cent frosty and that's it. I'm surprised. She didn't write a check for it. Yeah, she ordered a 50 cent frosty She ordered a 50 cent frosty, and that's it. I'm surprised you had a check for it. Yeah, no shit Yeah, the dude fucking writes a check for 67 cents to buy Half and half for his white Russian. Yep fucking crazy Because the skip app saves you so much time by delivering stuff like your favorite cool treats, groceries, and bevies, you get to spend the summer doing what you really want. Like successfully cutting your jeans into jorts. Yes!

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Shh. If they hear you, they want you. Run. A Quiet Place, day one, June 28th get tickets now So that's uh that's you review and now we review the food from Wendy's we got seven different flavors of What Jordan which one would you put at the top which one spicy garlic parm was my favorite mm-hmm Which one would you put at the top which ones I see garlic parm was my favorite mm-hmm Not because it was spicy, but because not because it was just more flavor

Than the the first one that allegedly wasn't spicy yeah, so that's the one I went for first and was like well This seems pretty standardly disappointing not only for the show but for Fast food nuggets that are attempting to to be saucy And then I worked my way down and got to that and was like, whoa, this one's way better. So that one was my favorite. The, I don't remember which one was which. The one that was over here on this end of the table.

It's because he got seven for no reason. Right, none of them were labeled. This is the spicy honey barbecue. Yeah, yeah There's seven so it's hard to keep track of what they work is there seven of them usually when they say they're spicy They're not gonna be spicy both the ghost pepper mm-hmm and the spicy honey barbecue We're spicy ghost pepper had quite a bit that one that one lingered. Yeah for sure I I actually took a bite of it was like this one's not even that bad

And then it just kept going and I was like, oh no. Yeah. I'm kind of sweating. And then Nick turned the fan off. Yeah. Nick did. And he unplugged his computer. Yeah.

And he broke the camera. So I would rank those ones kind of at the top, just because they're saying what they should be. Yeah. They are as advertised. They are what we ate. just because they're saying what they should be. They are as advertised. They are what we ate. The buffalo is always bad in this situation. They were not great.

And the honey barbecue by itself was also not great. So the non-spicy ones are at the bottom. Right, the ones you shouldn't have ordered. Right. We're all mad at Eric. Yep. Thank you. Fucking Eric. Damn. Whoa. It's at Eric. Yeah, thank you

It's just building He's gonna watch separated himself from the food now, so now he's mad don't worry Nick don't worry Nick It makes you feel any better you got about six blue cheese cups you can take yeah, yeah So so I'll say this I'll say learn from Eric say it take mm-hmm Only get the four preach Mm-hmm, uh only get the four fridge Only get the four of them, and you probably won't be disappointed I think I think as all the spicy ones are pretty good. Mm-hmm, and so I'm gonna give it a fair score Of a 72% okay 72 for the saucy notes from Jordan

Michael what do you think what was at the bottom? What was at the top for you for all the non-spicy stuff was at the bottom. Okay. Crap. Okay. Interesting. Interesting. Honey barbecue. I just don't care for honey barbecue. I don't care about barbecue. I don't want it. I ate one of them. Yeah. And I went, I'm good. Yeah. I guess I ate two of them. Yeah. Because, you know, one was a non-spicy version. Well, it's because they're different. You ate two. Right, yeah. I differ from Jordan. I like Buffalo the best. I just love Buffalo flavor. I love it. But what I do think though is that tells me

that they're pretty decent. Because like I don't think it's like a lot of times flavor aside it's like this is shit and this is the good one. I think Jordan just probably prefers that more than Buffalo, but but I think it Credit to Wendy's like they have an offering of what you like It's all pretty good if you're like a buffalo nut get the buffalo. I think Buffalo and the ghost pepper were my favorite

Because I like it to heat yeah, but they're pretty good. I mean Wendy's spicy nuggets are good nuggets They are and they're and their nuggets in general are good nuggets. And the sauce they put on it It's not bad like I hate I just don't like barbecue I don't like it if you're a little sweet freak you probably would like it I just don't like that taste at all, but it's not like a shit sauce Right they didn't just like slap some shit sauce on it. Yeah, it's not like it was low effort. It's like a water burger Yeah, correct. Yeah, yeah, yeah, correct. Those were terrible. Correct So I actually quite enjoyed them. I would get these again

They're a bit of a bit of a mess and we had to get them forced. They didn't give us a tray. Do not eat them with your hands. Even then, you know appreciate the trays. Yeah I like them a lot and I would definitely get these if I went to Wendy's I would order these while they have these I Would order these over regular nuggies. Yeah, I would agree with that. Yeah, it definitely adds like an extra layer of flavor That's worth eating. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Um, it's fun and it's fun 85 percent nice That is an average score of 78.5. That's a good score. That's a good score Is that higher than Jack in the Box? say yes I think it is I think it is

Wendy's! Wendy's! Wendy's! Long live a rocket! use the voice was that Nick or Cinnamon? now that's the voice if we're wrong and it's not a higher score, yeah, oh that would be hilarious Can I confess something now confess? Oh cool I didn't consider that spicy was just the spicy nugget and the other ones were just the regular nugget Yeah, yeah, I figured that out of me. What do you mean? You thought there was that is and that me that's me pulling the curtain back a little bit to let all you guys know Something they probably never considered He's gone, I hope you're not driving while you're watching yeah

It's like I'm a Texas driver. Yep. I'll turn left when I'm not supposed to. Hey, we got our first ever snack. We have our first ever snack from snack attack. You want to do the other one? Yeah, absolutely. I already know what it is because I peeked.

Oh, he peeked. I didn't see what it was. I watched him go, oh, and then put it back in. And I kept saying tiny pluffle tiny My name is Michael your name is Eric do they really not okay a Gift for you on discord Jordan ice Jordan mentioned loving these when he was a kid So I wanted to send some They disappeared for years. I was so glad they came back. I love everything you guys do. Keep it up from Nalot Hotep.

Am I saying that right? Nalot Hotep. Oh, shit! Oh, cool! Hey, I think he likes it too. So, when we were talking about grandma candies, I mentioned these cream savers. Orange and strawberry.

These guys are S tier, god tier, god emperor of Arrakis grandma candies. So they are hard candies. I'm just going to eat one. Yeah, I would say, do you want orange? I'll go orange. OK, I'm going to do orange. You want orange and strawberry? I just gonna eat one. Yeah, I would say, do you want orange or orange? I'll go orange. Okay, I'm gonna do orange. You want orange or strawberry?

I'll have strawberry later. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, Jordan, these can be yours. I like these. It's just... Okay. Bit of a mumble there. Okay.

That's not what he did at all, what you just did. I was like, you were like, oh, I like these. I was like, bit of a mumbling. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, you just did. You were like, I like these. And Nick went, I'm gonna put that leg up here. Okay. I don't know if he meant in the headphones or in his brain. I don't know which he was talking about.

I had the same thought. God, is that good? I'm gonna give it a bad rap though, because it looks like a disgusting gross peppermint but it's not. It does. It's a swirl, white and orange or white and pink candy. Real artificially sweet. The orange and cream one?

Yeah. Oh I love these when I was a kid. I believe that. Yeah yeah yeah. It tastes like a kid candy. What do you think? Are these as good as you remember? You could put like, this in water.

Definitely meet the ratio of like, oh fuck. Uh-huh. Yeah, they're still pretty good. Man, the flavor, what I really like is just like, you don't suck the flavor out of it. The whole thing is a solid piece of flavor. So like, it's just gonna be like that. It's not like an outer layer.

Yeah, it's just gonna be like that the whole time it's in your mouth oh so good oh right now man he's just thinking back he's sucking on one of these breaking his collarbone having a time of his life David oh yeah that arms broken 92% nice damn it's pretty good it's a good candy is sweet You're not a candy guy. I'm not these are a big nostalgia flavor for me. This is what 68 This is what eighth grade tasted like for me and footlocker Average score of 80 and and I think these are an 80 candy for sure fair. Yeah, um Really like it really really thank you for Thanks for the snack and lies is coming in.

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