100% Eat - How to Steal from McDonald’s - McDonald’s Ride Along

Episode Date: May 8, 2025

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Well, as long as you don't end up on the bonkers board about it. Yeah. Yeah, I never did that. Okay. Never did it twice. Certainly not. Well, it was, it counted as one. Jordan was erasing it today and Nick was going like, I was right. I was right. I am right. It's like, why would you even bring it up? Still so mad about it.

Because he took a picture of it. Yeah, because it's got to get posted. It's been a while since we have a lot of bonkers board material. Gracie, do you think that car is cool? That's my favorite car Yeah, so I would add that so and then yeah, absolutely sponge mom remember the sexy sauce monkey that was on Yeah, I do that jacket. I do we should make a sticker that and put it on that car Oh, is there not already a sticker of that? Oh, this is a crosswalk. We have to wait legally. We have to wait

Legally, we have to wait. Oh, she ain't going legally. I gotta go. Oh my god. I gotta go. I gotta go No, I'm gonna go and nobody's gonna start. Yeah, go. It was a real Oh my fucking god. She's not gonna go. Nobody's gonna go and nobody's gonna stop. Yeah, it was a real. What shirt was she wearing? Oh, it had Patrick on it. Awesome.

Yep. All right, let's go to McDonald's. Yay. Yum. Wait. They need to put one of the crosswalks with the lights and stuff, because like just painting the lines on it.

Doesn't mean anything. You know what? You know what? What do you mean? I'm gonna go. It's a high crash roadway. I'm gonna go back a step. Just remove the crosswalk. Yeah. You know what I mean? Frogger. You. No, just you shall not cross. Oh. Keep walking. I don't care. Figure it out. Oh, you're stuck in the middle? You live there now. You. Sorry. Next to your house. Sorry. Sorry. Next to your house. Oh, sorry. God damn, that's tires.

Tires? Tires. Wow. We're tires. So we get some low profiles on this thing. Really get racing. Wouldn't that be cool? Put it lower to the ground.

Yeah. Create some down force. Sweet. Mm-hmm. Add a spoiler or a wing. Nick, are you ever like a race car guy? No. Okay.

You ever a sticker car guy? No. Okay. You ever a sticker car guy? No. Not yet. Not yet. Yeah, Gracie will help you with that. Oops. Shh. I'll just start slowly pacing stickers on your car

and over time. And you'll never notice. Oh yeah, I'll never once notice. That's pretty cool. That car that was there, it's kind of like how I imagine what it's like having a kid where they go, this is the sticker car and they put stickers just all over the car.

That sounds right. Yeah. There's nothing you can do about it. You just have a sticker car now. Maybe they did do that and they're like, you know, I'm seeing a pattern of the stickers you're putting on here. What are you talking about?

You can put any sticker you want. Yeah, yeah, no, I'm putting the stickers I want. Some really well endowed stickers you put on this car. Well endowed. Good for them. Got any other kind of stickers? No. No. These are collectors.

These are all my collectors edition stickers. These are all custom made. I drew them, I made them, I produced them as stickers and I put them on my car. This is the only way I know how to express myself horny style, disgusting. Drive this around, put an APB out for my car. So, 99 Honda Civic horny style, disgusting.

Shoot on sight. Jesus Christ. Holy shit. Put him down. There's no need. There's no dead or alive. No alive needed. We'll pay you more if he's dead.

He's a blight on society. And then they finally get him, and the guy with his dying breath is like, you can kill me, you can't kill the ideas. You can't kill the cars. Ideas are bulletproof. How do you start becoming the horny sticker guy? I don't think you have.

You don't start, I think you just do. Yeah, I don't think. You think he put like five of those. That's what I'm saying. What I'm saying is. Oh, you get involved from there? Yeah. I don't think you've realized you started

becoming the horny sticker guy until you've become him. So by the time you put a sticker on, there's probably a big gap in between that. No one decides as they put the sticker on. It's more like you are a horny sticker guy for a while now. You always were. And then you make the leap. Exactly. I don't think there's a question of are are you? It's, I'm beginning my sticker car. Or he's just always been. Yeah, right.

Like in school his binder was coming with him. That's what I'm saying. That's exactly what I'm saying. There was someone in your high school who was horny binder guy. What is a car? You're not in your binder. What is a car?

You're a binder on wheels. All right, we're going to be hilarious. It is a trapper keeper. Yeah. I don't think the car can ever. College rule. Nor will it ever be the jumping off point. With your horniness. Yeah. I don't think the car can ever. College rule. Nor will it ever be the jumping off point. With your horniness.

No. It's like, yeah, I've done this super normal guy for like five years, and then one day he showed up with one horny sticker on his car. It's very strange. One horny sticker on his car is crazy. And that was the end of it. It's a slippery slope.

But a very sticky car. He's probably more like, you see the horny sticker on the car. Because of the stickers. Yeah. You see the horny sticker on the car, and you go, oh Yeah! You see the horny sticker on the car and you go, oh, so you're starting, huh? Yeah. You're moving to cars now?

Yeah, exactly. That makes sense. That's just for the stick shit. You should see his house. I don't want to see or smell that house. I don't like it anywhere near it. Ugh. Ugh.

It's probably one room in the house. Yeah. Their room. People don't put more stickers on the outside of their house. Yeah They're gonna put more stickers on the outside of their house the basement house Yeah on the outside of their house like they would on the you think there needs to be a horny sticker house Not even that I'm well like it's just it's harder to it's harder to show off. I mean cuz it's stationary. Yeah, it's true Yeah, you want people to know you want to get the word out. Yeah, tell you one thing I've never seen that car move. No. No.

The car is always there. Wait, really? Yeah. I've mentioned it a couple times. I've never looked over there. I don't know if we've ever got it on camera before. Can I be honest? I don't know or not.

I've seen a car like that many times. I've never, you know, I can't tell you whether it's the same car or not. I don't, I can't identify the sticker placement. Ah. There's a horny sticker car. Could you tell two horny sticker cars apart? I've never seen the doll head car. If you saw them a week apart. The doll head car? I don't think so. There's a horny sticker car could you tell to horny sticker cars apart you saw them a week apart

Like I used to see that you but they have doll heads glued I've seen a doll head car Not the dog dick so big McDonald's off goes can we go? Yeah We're eating we're going to McDonald's. Yes ice cream cone. We're getting the McCrispy strips. Oh Which is Obviously why Gracie showed up today? Hey Hey, we're about to walk into this. What do you think people are gonna think? Which one has the horny sticker card? That's what they're gonna think.

Jokes on you, all of us. Oh, we got Minecraft toys. Nick, you got your app ready? Nick, you have it? Let's see if it goes fast this time. This is ridiculous. Who was filming? He's always prepared.

Nine dollars for 20 chicken nuggets and a basket of fries. Is that good or bad? Good. Oh, we did a review for 20 chicken nuggets in a basket, right? Is that good or bad? Good. Okay. Oh, we did a review of some chicken nuggets at the wedding. We did. You might have. Where were they from?

We gotta ask for that footage. You got it. Here we go. He opened it and he started panicking on his way. I didn't panic. I heard him tapping his foot. You looked at me and went, it might be you, it might be you.

Why do you think I'm tapping my foot? Because of technology? Here we go. Yeah. So at the end of the reception at like 9.30 or something, the caterers started walking around with big platters. Big platters of chicken McNuggets. Oh, they were from McDonald's?

Oh, even better. I guess it's under chicken McNuggets. So Michael and I had to review them. We did. Okay. I thought you had to have Gavin's phone. Are we doing four piece? Yeah. What are we doing? Are we doing four piece? Good luck getting that. Yeah.

What are we doing? Are we doing four piece? What are the choices? Three or four pieces. You're on the other side. Yeah, but she's not on the page. She's reading along. She don't know.

Yeah, I'm sorry. That's Gracie. Oh, it's not a meal. It is. There's a meal right here. It's not a meal. It is. Everything's a meal, Gracie.

I haven't clicked on it yet. Everything's a meal, Gracie. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Oh, look at that.'s a meal, crazy. Everything's a meal. I haven't clicked on it yet. Crazy. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Oh, look at that. This is the new sauce. We're doing that one. We gotta do that one. Can we get ranch too?

That says new too. Can we get ranch too? That one sucks. I had it. I guess we'll see what the first drink is because we gotta do four of these things. I mean, what do you want? Jordan, what do you want?

I didn't know there was like a magic drink you wanted. Jordan, magic man drink. Jordan, drink. Whoa. Unsweetened tea lemonade? Yeah, I want that. I want the Arnold Palmer. Arnold pee.

Some Arnie pee? Okay. Okay, there you go. Ooh, they have ice cubes here. Is this what it's like to be around me? It still is right now. To be what? Yeah, there's just two of you.

You're doing what you always do now, and as it's happening, it's not, you're not out of the situation looking in. You're in it as usual. Oh, Blanche. Oh, man. Yeah, you're still you, but Gracie is also here. Correct.

We're amplified now. Oh, man. You're getting a large diet, Dr. Pepper. Nice. DP boy. Yeah. You know me. DP boy. Yeah. You know me? They're actually out of DDP.

I see it over here. How did he do it? I don't know, he just did. Gracie. No, not diet. Gracie, you want ranch? No, she's just looking. I do, please.

Okay, you got it. It only gave me one? No. You also got the other sauce that it comes with. That's like the sauce for one. I'll ask for more at the counter. Okay, you're a T got the other sauce that I can't that's like the last one more at the counter. Okay Sweet any leftovers you can put in the drawer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, dude. I love this book Donald's it's so fun Have you been here before?

Yeah, a couple fun. It would been here a few times one time. We came here. We went through the door three twice Oh, yeah, I can get ketchup right there. That was where Michael would buy this. Sorry, I couldn't make that take longer. Is this what it's like with me? I didn't hold anything up. Remember when you got your phone out? What do you want? Why is there a cookie toe at 13 Cookie Toe?

OK, anything else that we want? Probably. Go for it. Gracie, do you want anything else? I'm looking. You gotta be on this side. Gracie. Well, I'm browsing the menu on my side.

You gotta pass it along. Honestly, I think I'm... Are you sure? Don't, hey, there's no going back once you say no. Here, let's look at sweets and treats. Okay, yeah. Let's just, yeah, humor ourselves here. Just plain?

To dip our fries in. Oh. Okay. Go for it. Some crates. Y'all don't like dipping fries in ice cream? Why is this Shamrock Shake still around? No, no, weird. Oh, I'm gonna eat the fruit. Some crates. Y'all don't like giving fries and ice cream? Why is this Shamrock Shake still around?

No, no, we're... We already got that. I'm looking, I'm just looking. Hang on. He hasn't held anything up yet, so... Oh, their butter is embossed. What? Look.

What the hell? Go back. Yeah It's free good Yeah Okay, that's a surprise Do you got some of this border? It's free and embossed Free and embossed it is a boss. It McDonald's sign? It's free and embossed, it is embossed. Right. Dude, I know.

Dude. Okay. Now this is truly monkey money time. Cause if you order more food, you get more free food now and also the more you order, you get more points later. I know. Wait, that one's really good. You should've added an extra hundred nuggets.

This is monkey dipping. Has anyone had a filet-o-fish? There we go. I just didn't hear a beep. What about, what about fish? Have you had a filet-o-fish? Uh, no. They're disgusting.

Oh, they're gross. Well, I don't like fish, so. Please peek over your fingers. Don't care. Is there a seat? I forgot. No, I want your seat. Go to hell.

But he hates McDonald's. Would you, wait, all fish? Or? Yes. Or just some fish. Yeah, no. Shellfish too? No, all fish. All, all things from Or? Yes, or just some fish. Shellfish too? No, all fish. All sea fish.

Things from the sea actually. They actually go beyond fish. Okay. All things from the sea. That's okay. That's why when we go to Kura, he only gets the steak. Oh. Which we do need to go back to Kura's.

Yeah, I saw that. They got some peanut stuff back. Oh, they're back on the peanuts? Mm-hmm. For now they're back on the peanuts? For now. You wanna go get sushi? Yeah, that was fun. Michael's a fun guest.

Michael's a fun guest. We already have a plan for Michael's fun guest. Yeah, I'm opening my mini bread. Unless that was a prank and I'll be really sad. She says with the biggest smile on her face. No, I mean, he showed us a picture. That's true, but what if he opened them with his children? What if he forgot them?

Are you serious? If he forgot them, yeah, that would be terrible. I don't, let me see if it. No, you did it. I did what? You said, oh, I don't know what number we are. Let me see if it is. Whoops.

You gave him too much power. Too much power. Where is it? It doesn't know. I'm tired. Cause it didn't tell us anywhere and it didn't give me a receipt. Maybe we didn't even order.

Were you supposed to take one of these? It said, it said, thank you, your order has been canceled. Get out, we did charge you. You, I think you just stand up there and you say, I have all the chicken and I think I'll figure it out. Yeah did charge you. You, I think you just stand up there and you say, I have all the chicken. And I think they'll figure it out. Yeah, pretty much. I've got 17.

No. 20 pieces of chicken. And ice cream. Yes. Anyone else get anything or no? Chicken. Yeah, you got more chicken. Oh, what kind? Nuggets?

No. McChicken? No. More chicken tenders. More chicken, yeah. Okay. I thought you might have spiced it up with something different. I thought you guys were just looking at each other and not saying anything. I was saying, I answered every question.

I was processing it. No, I know. That's why I was waiting. I was waiting for you to process. When the computer's loading, I don't just keep clicking. I patiently wait. I just want to get out of the little, yeah. She has what I want. What's it over here by our favorite map? Yep.

She has a little sauce bin. Tracy, come look at this map. Oh yeah. That I'm gonna stop her for on her way in. Okay. And say can I have three? You can ask her at the counter, but I like you asking her instead.

Oh, oh, you're probably right. It only is. I'm not a farmer. I'm just waiting on how to order them again. But not enough. Oh, they're right there. They're right fucking there. Maybe it was this car. They're right there. Yeah, they're right fucking there. Maybe it was just Connor and me.

They're right there. It's so close yet so far. I can- You could just reach over the counter. Yeah, just be, oh my God, she's doing it. Gracie, she just reached over the counter. Jordan, did you see that? She just reached over the counter.

It's just sauce. That's not what over the counter is. No, no, no, no, it is just sauce. No one's questioning that you got the sauce. It's that you leaned completely over the counter, reached into the sauce basket, and took it. I thought you were joking. No, no.

No, I genuinely want another. But I didn't think I had time to get two. You can have them. I'm just so happy you just did it. I think you're entitled, and I think you should. Get another? Yeah, I think you're entitled, yeah. I think so.

She's looking around. This is the corgine. She's doing it again. I think so. She's looking around. This is the court of the ears. She took another. She took the whole basket. She took the whole basket. She took the whole basket. I'm the best. She took the whole basket.

I'm not gonna get in trouble. Uh oh. Oh, sorry. Listen, I'm afraid. I knew I was gonna get in trouble. Right, that was awful. Well, I wouldn't say you got in trouble. I would say you got looked at and you felt crazy. Oh, yeah

You were you were You take a picture in front of us real quick you got three of them excellent Yeah, but now it's all like oh, I very cool. Can you take a picture in front of us real quick? You got three of them, excellent. Damn it, now it's all, Gracie, you gotta get this one. Oh, I thought you said, would you take a picture of us? No, no, no, he wants a picture of the sauce, not a picture of him sitting there looking at you holding the sauce.

Great, yeah. My collection. That will be such a good picture for, wait, we went to McDonald's. Nothing here says McDonald's. It is a giant map. Gracie is holding sauce. And also, they moved the basket that she took. Are you serious?

They moved it from where it was. They just put it one level lower. Right, where you can't get it. They're just reorganizing. It was on top next to that delivery bag. It was. First she leaned over, tiptoed and took one. Then when we went back, took the whole basket off.

Took the whole basket. Put it on the counter in front of her, took two more out and then. I don't understand why they had to do that. Did you put it back or did they put it back? No, I put it back on the top machine. She put it back and then she moved it down the wall. Like moving the cookies away from your children. Branch is my cookies. from your children My cookies

Which again much like much like my children I would go you just have to ask yeah, I've given you a cookie Jordan was egging me on He said I should do it Jordan was egging me on the classic devil. I just I just want I just want you to realize she did it We came over here and we said, Jordan, did you see that? He couldn't be the same size as Paul. I didn't, I definitely saw the second one. That's what I wanted her to do.

Right. I wanted to see. He missed the first one. I don't think I did anything wrong, quite frankly. Wrong? No. Crazy? Yes. Unnecessary? Yeah. There you go. Oh, you should have taken it in front of that,

over there, the picture. No. Whose receipt is that if that's not ours? That is his. No, it's not. Yeah, it's yours. You took your fucking receipt. You're next to it.

You're next. Sorry. I mean, just by proximity, that's your food. What's a McDouble M1? And one. M1? It's when you get fouled up under the foul. You eat it and somebody makes contact. A burger?

I mean, a McDouble is a double cheeseburger, but only one piece of cheese. They let you take one more smaller bite. It's probably like a value thing. Little bonus bite. Everyone has to watch you. Yeah. No one's allowed with a mic.

Might be like the value menu. Oh, man. It's not my favorite order. I'd be like, the value menu. Oh man. It's not my favorite order. I gotta stand outside the key. Yeah. Dude, this is great. Boom. Reaching over was nuts.

That was crazy. I didn't think it was. I know. And I didn't even get ketchup all night. Hey, don't worry, he got plenty of it. He has plenty. Yeah. They have a sign on it. It says now serving. He has funny. Yeah

Yeah, yeah Maybe he ordered it. Maybe you ordered it. Oh, hello Wow, there's no ketchup. Oh, I see lots of ketchup in there dude The way Nick said that oh, why? Yeah, I was offended. Ask him, it's his drawer. The pizza hut, Seth. It's his drawer. Nick wouldn't let us.

Wouldn't let you what? I was gonna say this garlic sauce would have been good with our pizza at Dippers. That's communal. I don't keep a tally. Wow. Just a pile of shit. And then the rest of us are Michael.

I share in your joy. I actually saw somebody last night on TikTok who got a taco box and made it a sauce box. I saw that, yeah. I'm interested. He's got ideas, he's got opinions. You can tell he went, he knows all that.

He's like the one. I like the one. Do you remember the old roll up thing for, it's like storing sewing kits and stuff. It's like a big sewing kit that would roll out. It was like a big piece of plastic. Somebody did that with sauce. I don't think I know what you're talking about. Yeah, it was kind of like before your time.

Like not the thing you roll like paintbrushes in, right? Like the solid thing. No, no. Like a container rolls up. Hmm, I don't think I am familiar. Shit, it's back. Your mother sent me this today for some reason. But now it's on for each. Why are the sunglasses so small?

That's awesome. But now it's on Breach. Why are the sunglasses so small? Are they for babies? That's awesome. This is going to be a weird one. I don't think so. I don't even know what our order number is still. That's why. Again, I'm not really concerned. It's been up there a minute.

Oh, I've never seen that. They just put that back on there. And people put condiments in it? I mean, you could ask. You could say, hey, we got the 23 chicken tenders. Yeah. Did you call a rollie? Where are those at?

In the Plains Sunday. Which 23 chicken tenders? Which 23 chicken tender meal? We have two. The one on the Sunday. Got it. The one with the Arnold Palmer in the Plains Sunday. We've got an order of 23 chicken tenders.

Can you be more specific? What else? I might never send her in this. You you be more specific? What else? You gotta be more specific. Ooh. Sir. It's McDonald's. All right, who ordered the free butter? Those are our beves.

I don't think they are. What? I don't see Jordans in there. Dr. Pepper or if it's Coca-Cola. Nah, they're not. There don't see Jordans in there. Dr. Pepper or if it's Coca Cola. Nah, they're not. There's definitely no Arnold Palmer in there. Gracie, reach over and make sure. Yeah, I'll check.

Take a swim. I'm sorry, I'm just getting a good look at these before they come over here. Gracie, reach over and make sure. Just, so grab a shit. I would. She did. Oh no, now they're mixed up.

Yeah, that was a half an 11. Now that. Oh, that is. Okay, that is it then. Good work everybody. Oh wait, what's your? Like, hey, I don't know what my shit is. Is that underneath his name because he put his account?

Probably. Yeah, probably. The host of the 100% eat podcast. Don't you have, didn't you put in like a four digit code? Yeah, but that's just for reward purposes. It doesn't do anything beyond that. Can I see your app? You can.

I wonder if the mic is picking up my stomach grumbling. I don't know. It could be. Did you point the mic at your stomach? No, but it's just close. You should probably be okay. Okay. It's all in your direction.

Gracie Hungy. I am, I haven't eaten today. Well, you can have an ice cream on the way home. No, I can't wait. Yeah, it's not attached to him. He's just giving the points. That's really a bizarre thing. It's weird because when we used Michael's last time. I think it kicked out a receipt last time.

It just didn't, it's probably just out of paper. Yeah. Oh! Crazy. You see the ranch. All right, go reach over and get 10 more. Okay. I mean, you can.

When they look away, I will. When they look away. The first time was suspicious enough, but the second time, I kid you not, she the whole way. Crazy. Meg was literally unaware that the lady was right behind him. I heard the drop and he wasn't going in my head.

As soon as she picked the whole basket, the woman walked behind her. She turned around, oh. I'm sorry. Sorry, I touched your other basket. Do you think they're crispy? No. No? They better be.

That reminds me of the Krispy Kreme video. Have you ever been to Krispy Kreme? You say Krispy? Right. Right. Why do you call it that? It's getting to the bottom of this. It's not touching his head yet.

I don't have a hat to. It hasn't stopped you. Yeah, but you do kind of like meet through a non-existent world. Or he'll do like, hair's too short to do anything with too. What he was doing at the wedding was he was doing this with his fist. Like that.

Oh, just scrunching? He was scrunching his fist and kind of grabbing his knee a little bit. Real Wilson fist moves? Yeah, and I put my hand on his fist and kind of grabbing his knee a little bit. Wilson's fist moves? Yeah, and I put my hand on his hand. No, it's just my natural state. Agitated. He just was waiting for them to be pronounced

so that it was like the tension would be over. We also. The will they, won't they. We also. No, it was before it even started. We also sat directly behind Chris. And for most of the running wedding he was doing this. Like just vibrating.

Cause you haven't met him? Cause he was sitting down. He bounces a leg for sure. He was sitting down and his body didn't like it. I do feel this pain. He was literally like, vibrating in his chair. Is it us?

Could be. The sundae. ...the chicken. And a sundae and a chicken. Yeah, I believe so. He just said yes no matter what. It's not gonna be it. I just want my chicken.

Just reach over and grab our drinks. I just want a bunch of nuggets. She gives us a hundred. Hang on, let me see what it is. I wouldn't be that upset. Oh, he fucked that up. Whoa, cool. No way, that's right.

That's a bunch of chicken, right? Yeah, that's not it. That's not it. That is definitely not it. Oh, that's it. Did we get a party box? I think so. I need a hand.

Okay. Cool. Thank you. Can you make sure that's all the chicken? Yeah. I'll move though. I'll take my drink. Thank you.

Thanks dude. Nick, can you grab straws? Yes. Yup. My hands are full. Let me make sure that... Have we got everything? We're good.

Is it good? We're good. Let's do it. We don't have our sundae. Well, Gracie. Do I not ask? Is it past the point? I think she's upset. Eric's walking out the door. Let's do it. We don't have our sundaes. Well, Gracie.

Do I not ask? Is it past the point? I think she's upset with me. Eric's walking out the door. We good? We're good. I mean, my box is clear. We good?

Gracie's concerned about her sundae. They didn't give it to us. Oh. But I'm afraid to ask her, because she's mad at me. What do we want? Gracie's sundae. We also don't have our receipt to prove.

It's not in here. Yeah, we want? Gracie's Sunday. Unless it's in there. It's not in here. Yeah, we can go out here. Go with Michael. Wait, yeah, I got it. OK. I don't think I should be there with him when it happens. She's going to be like, yeah, let me check out. And then she's going to look up and see Gracie,

be like, no. Actually, I'm not going to give you that. You didn't even turn around. I just checked. Michael's been nice to me the past few times I've been here. Getting my ice cream for me. Yeah, nice guy Michael's though. Good guy Michael. It's so windy today.

It is windy. Yeah, I think it's supposed to be stormy tomorrow. I hope so. Really? Yeah. And then next week a little bit too. Well, we're, You can use one of those straws and try your own. The eight show of homer.

I guess. I'll try the AP. Yeah, in May. You can start rolling if you want to. Oh yeah, good point. Wait, has this not been the entire time? Oh, he missed the camera. Oh. There are people putting this on while they wash dishes.

High five me. Three, two, one. Nice. That was good. We should get Ray-Ban meta glasses. We've talked about that. We have talked about that. That'd be fun.

Doing that so we can record not so conspicuous videos. Like this? Yeah. Yay! Oh my god. What a hero. Wait, hang on, stand right here, let me conspicuous. Like this? Yeah. Yay! Oh my god. What a hero. Wait, hang on, stand right here, let me get a picture.

Stop blocking your face. I don't like, what, do you do it on purpose or what? Yeah! I wanna fuck you over, man. Yeah! Yeah, whatever it takes. Free nuggetget right there. That's how you do it.

Nug on the ground. I wouldn't recommend it, Gracie. Ha ha ha ha. It's too early. Let him in. Jesus Christ. I think I got it. Fuck, dude.

Well, I didn't expect it to be locked. Ooh. All right. Smells great. Nick, could you stop manspreading for one second? Is there a free cup over there? Oh yeah, manspreading. Okay. My god. Everything's fine. What? You're not driving yet. Ooh! Also, I dropped my God. Everything's fine.

What? You're not driving yet. Ooh. Also I dropped my phone. He's already screaming. You're not driving. Dropping the phone is scream worthy. It is.

I'm worried he's dropping a fucking drink next. I'm dropping him. Jesus Christ. Who dropping a drink? I'm not your wife. Spilling drinks back here. Couldn't happen. Gracie's all right.

She's so excited to be eating this. Gracie, you can have some fries that are in here too. I'll save them. Oh, okay. McDonald's has some of the best ice cream. Ice cream. Soft serve. Right.

I'm sorry. Forgive me. Don't apologize to them. I'll call it by its government. Well, it's government. Well, pretty soon it'll be ice cream, I'm sure. It's actually better for you. It's actually better for you. It's actually better for you, it stops your measles.

Yeah. The only way to stop them. That's right. Stop your what, your measles? Yeah. Kills measles dead. Yeah. You gotta eat it.

Steak and shake and you gotta eat the McDonald's. Dude, those fucking fries. Are steak and shake still around? Oh my god. The one that we went to is gone. I haven't seen one in forever. It's off-slaughter. It's owned by some private equity thing now I think.

You know it's better then. I just found out the Toys R Us brand private equity like blood that dry. I just found out the Toys R Us brand, private equity like fucking blood that dry. I just found out they sold it to Macy's, like the IP. Smart. Really? Yeah, and it's like- Oh yeah, is that why they're back?

They have some stuff in the stores actually. And so you go to Macy's and you can see like the giraffe or whatever, and they're like, we're gonna make a Toys R Us movie. What? Why? There's not even Toys R Us in here. Who the fuck's asking for that? I'm not mad at it.

Okay, so it's Jeffery the Giraffe and who? Yeah, Steve from Minecraft. Yeah, hell yeah. Yeah Who could be in it? Who would be in the Toys R Us movie? Oh, who's the fucking who's Jim from the office? John Krasinski. Yeah, he would do that. Or like, I could also see Jeff Goldblum being in it. Keenan Thompson. Oh, Keenan Thompson. If it was a holiday movie, Keenan Thompson would be in it. Yeah.

You would think Keenan would be in more movies and stuff. For as long as he's been on SNL, he doesn't do much else. But I wonder, except commercials. Yeah, but he's too focal point. Yeah, I wonder if he- He never has time, right? When people like live in an SNL, They can't really do much. That's true That's why they yeah, but they get the summers off

But the last time you think you want to make a movie though when you get a summer off Yeah, that's true. The last time someone was on SNL for so long. He was like Darryl Hammond. Yeah Yeah, yeah, it's not like he would go do like movies and stuff He'd show up in things but it wasn't he did stand up to me. What ever happened to Phil Hartman? He was in he was And they just dropped off the face of the earth drop something strange Now I think next week, yeah, there's air decompressing Gracie how's your ice cream phenomenal I try not to eat it all so that I have some left for my fries.

Some? Dip her fries. You can dip her fries. Yeah. Why did you say that? She doesn't want to... She wants to have some left for her fries. That's why she got it.

I didn't... I don't know. I guess I didn't think about how much ice cream it would take for a fry dipping. Well, I just... I don't want to put myself in a... She doesn't want to go all the way to the bottom. Yeah, she has none. She certainly can't dip.

Right. Yeah. I scra all the way to the bottom. Yeah, she has none. She certainly can't dip. Right. Yeah. Scrape the bottom of the cup. She's rationing herself with the spoon scoops, I can see. So that's a sundae, but it has nothing in it. Well, it's a plain sundae. So is it a sundae? No.

It's ice cream. It's an ice cream in a cup. Soft serve, hey? It's a cup of serve. But it seems like a misnomer. You think that the fries should be dipped in a sundae with like nuts and chocolate and stuff? No, I just don't think that should be called a sundae.

They called it a plain sundae. My problem is with the naming convention, not what she's going to do with it. Plain sundae. The plain. Plain sundae. Plain sundae. No room for confusion.

No room. No room. No room. Nick and Gracie are already at odds Well, they had to move a chair so he's already pretty pissed off. Yeah, I moved it once already Look at us now. Nick is the one person I don't think we've ever fought here. No Have you fought with anyone? No, but horny car Yeah bring it back

I bring the horny car back No, I've never it back. I bring all of that back. Hell yeah. Horny car back. No, I've never fought, but you know what I'm saying. At odds. Most people have disagreed with me at some point. Yeah. I've been getting in so many fights, people are telling me no.

People are telling me I have a different viewpoint on that. Ah! This is like when Nick got yelled at at that meeting. Yeah. Maybe about yelled at in the meeting? It was just her talking to. Somebody yelled at me. I never said they yelled.

I just said they were wrong. I don't know how I would handle being yelled at at this age. Do you want to find out? Yeah. I would. Yeah, the one guy who would do it. I think I would cry.

You went in to get the ice cream and Gracie remarked how nice you've been. Yeah, I did. I said he went in to get my ice cream. I'm turning over a new leaf. I know. A leaf of niceness. Oh man. All right.

Yay. You guys excited about McDonald's chicken? Yeah. I'll give it a shot. Yeah. It's probably better than the other thing we were looking into. Okay.

Be careful with it. Yeah, okay. She can't even do this. Be careful. Yeah. There's that whole pickle menu. Throw it. Throw it on the ground.

Oh yeah, but doesn't ever mean a lot of people here hate pickles. Sounds like anything happened to her. Yeah, but that wouldn't stop Eric from making us get it. Are you also not a pickle fan? You don't like pickles? Or is that just an Eric fan? Who doesn't like- I don't like pickles at all.

Did I ever show you guys my homemade fried pickles that I made for a Super Bowl party? No. Oh, I'll have to find the picture. Did you eat them all? I ate a good majority of them, but I needed other people to taste them so they could give me praise. Right. But then once the praise has been given, stop eating my goddamn pickles. They can give me praise.

Oh my gosh, wait. I'll make them next time I come. They're really good. I'll make them next time I come and let you guys give me praise, but then I will eat the rest. Well, no. Y'all can eat them. Give me praise.

Can we get this wet ass monkey head out of here? Why is it wet? No, I don't think so. OK. Nick fucking threw something, spilled water, and went weird. He threw the head. Can we get this wet ass monkey head out of here? Why's it wet? No, I don't think so. Okay. Is what, Nick fucking threw something, spilled water, or whatever he did. He threw the head. Look, it made him all mangy.

But, he did remember my goddamn boys and girls. Yeah! Off the board, baby! I mean, he would've been off the board anyway. Yeah, yeah, I know. That's always how that works. Although, to be fair, he forgot it. Wow.

Oh yeah, carry over. Okay, now that would be a new one. Yeah, they were all new ones. That would be the second one, not the third one. Yeah, that would be the second one. The first two were the same. I thought it was gonna open it. Oh, Gracie's is for my Amix.

That you ate one off. I found a McDonald's one. Okay, no, no, no, no, three. Brand's the best. Well, yeah. Uh-oh, what? Oh, that's awesome. Wait, another one. Three. Okay. Oh. Well, yeah. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh, that's awesome.

Wait, another one. There are only four fries. There are zero sauce cups. Zero what? Zero sauce. They gave us no sauce. Wow, aren't y'all jealous I grabbed all that for you? That's because it's all Grazy Tersey.

You're standing at the drawer filled with sauce. Okay, well what do y'all want? I wanted that new sauce cup. Wait, what was it supposed to be, a chili sauce? Yeah, that's what I want. So what about like a? Can you make one? Can you plunge your one up? Here's a hot mustard. Wait, what was it supposed to be? A chili sauce? Yeah, that's what I wanted. So what about like a... Here's a hot mustard.

Nick, I went back for the sundae. Someone else was going back for the sauce. There's hot mustard. There's... There's buffalo. Grace is gonna make one. That's crazy that they put in 700 pieces of chicken in the sauce. What else should we get?

Especially if we wanted the most spicy. The white pop-up. And if they didn't have it... But that one's McDonald's. They could have told us. No, they just didn't give us any sauce. What about this? Sweet and spicy. I mean, that's definitely the case. And if they didn't have it. But that one's McDonald's. They could have told us. I did. No, they just didn't give us any sauce. What about this? Sweet and spicy.

I mean, that's definitely the case. Sweet and spicy. Yeah, I mean, this is way more. Keep going, you're doing great. Oh, oh, chili sauce. Dude, she's gonna make it. I mean, not the same, but. Jordan got that.

You got a regular Coke, right? Uh-huh. Ooh, spicy catches. Oh, another one. Oh, yeah. I think Nick got Diet. Anyone have requests over there? So crazy.

No. I have a friend in Disha. Yeah, I requested that. Give me that. Oh, you want that? You want this guy? That's the only one, I think. Do you have any Texas Pete?

Any what? Texas Pete. I'm sure Texas Pete. Yeah, it's right here. Yeah, we got one. Oh, two? Ooh. How many do you need? Anyone want the fire wrench?

I don't need any, I was just talking. Oh. Yeah. Yeah, you bet. I got these for everyone. Why, you can have it. Oh, it's all right, there's another one. Okay, I think we've got a good assortment. But I want one.

He doesn't know what to do. You fucked him. I want one. I know, my brain broke. Remember how you just said he would share all the sauce earlier in McDonald's? I am, but now we're in a deficit, so we gotta be careful. We're not in a deficit.

A deficit? We're using the sauce. A deficit of particular ones. Too bad. I've got more in my bag. Can we wrap this up? He's like me with time sand. Yeah.

Yeah. God damn. Okay. I snorted. Thanks, Jesus Christ. Thanks for watching. We have to figure out the sauce situation. Chick-fil-A sauce.

Hey, there you go. There's mixed strips. Make sure if you get your mixed strips, make sure you get your sundae and you get your sauce. Let's just clean this whole drawer out. Yeah, that's a good idea. No! Throw all that stuff out.

Yeah! Jordan, end it for him. End it. End it. Get ended.