100% Eat - ICE and Grease - Hopdoddy Ride Along

Episode Date: September 24, 2026

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I got fired from ice. No! Oh no! What are you still doing, breathing? We better get out of the car before we get surrounded. Sorry to hear that for you. You know, it was my lifelong dream. Better luck next time.

My life long dream is to wash my hands after eating that- Jesus Christ. I wash my hands like 14 times. Yeah, yeah. I went to them, I washed my hands because they don't want to touch myself. Right. Then I went to the bathroom, and I washed my hands. Then I touched myself.

Now, then I washed my hands again, then I stood there for a while. I had a very similar experience. I won't tell you what was similar and what was- Well, I heard you, you kept rattling the door. That was weird, because you were in there before me. Let me out! This is all, like a lot of this is so new at Mueller.

This is crazy because it just keeps expanding. And when I think they've done it, built everything that they want to build here, and it seems like a well, like, built out community, they built something else. They just throw more shit up. Yeah. Literally, we should all move.

We should all move here. We live on the same block. I think one of the things that's great about it. I think that's okay, I'll move again. Right, yeah. Why not we're due? Yeah, enough. My yearly move.

No, no, don't make that a thing. You just said, yeah. You just said. Yeah, it doesn't even make sense when he says anything. It doesn't make any sense when he says anything. thing I came up with. You're fired. From ice.

No! You've lost everything. Fuck my family. Go home to your family. You'll never compare! You're nothing to me! I used to be respected? Not by you!

It's weird. Why do you keep saying that with a question? Why does the boy keep looking at me and laughing? I think one of the great things about Mueller is that it's so cheap too, so. Yeah. Definitely all move here. Well, we're gonna go live in that little grassy area. What is this now? It's a different thing again.

So this used to be rebel cheese. They still exist. They're less of a restaurant now, but focusing just on like the cheese part, the cheese bongering. Yeah. So like you can still get rebel cheese there, but now it's a different like vegan restaurant.

That actually has some of the same menu items as the other place. So honestly, you know, it's a go-to spot for Holly. Yeah. Isn't there a place? But the fact that it still has some stuff is good for us. Isn't there a place like called Jordans right around here somewhere? Jordans?

Yeah. There's Barbara Jordan? No. That's who Barbara and me are named after. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not a building around here somewhere. I don't know if it's like an apartment building. Oh, I think you're right.

No, I know I'm right because I have one wheel at all. I passed all the time when I used to get to work and then people wouldn't jump for hours. I could get them on one wheel. I could be here in like two minutes. Did I ever tell you? Every time I rode by it, I'm like, Jordan. There he is. There was a, like a construction company or like some well-to-do family

in the city I lived in in Georgia when I lived there. And their last name was spelled J-O-R-D-A-N. But it was not pronounced that way. Oh. It was pronounced Jerdin. Oh, that's weird. So I ran it. You didn't have an O-Loud in it?

I ran into this thing where, like, people who are from there would see my name and go, oh, Jerdin. And I'd be like, what are you saying? Jerdin. Hey, so what's wrong with everyone? Yeah. And then the Auburn Stadium apparently is named Jerdin Hare. And I don't know if it's the same family or not, but.

Jirder. Jurdon. I wanted to go back this way because I want Nick to get mad at the pizza place again or whatever. Oh, man. Well, it was either go buy this pizza place that will never open. Or go buy. Or go by stage five. Stage five, which will never close.

Which will never clap. We'll go see Drew. Yeah. Oh! I missed him last time. Well, he, I think he'll forget about us. He'll pretend to not see us. He laughed.

He was, ha. Bye. What the fuck? Oh, those guys, huh? You guys let him off too easy. I think so. We couldn't get close enough to like, you know, not. Yeah, we just kept waiting for him to come over and say hi.

I mean, we shouldn't wait at out. Never heard someone had to cast that hard. Yeah, he like drove over another car. You guys didn't know. He'd just been let go from ice. He had to get home and tell his family goodbye. That's a joke that you would make to him and he would go, I don't want to play.

I don't want to play. I don't want to play. He wouldn't even want to want the context. Even when I... Where do you want to go? You want to go to Hanks? You want to go to Owls? Fucking Big Al!

Big Al! Open! Open! Open! Open! Take the ladder down. Put the pizza in the oven. Is it the...

Isn't that the shop in Ratchet and Clank? Big Al's. Is it? Maybe. He thinks so. He's like this dude that sells you gadgets. But are they open? They are open? Oh, then it's different. Yeah, it's quite different.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Isn't it Big Al's Toy Barn in that toy store? That's Toy Story. Yeah. Maybe. There's a lot of hats in this farm. There's a lot of hats in that car. Space bastards.

That car's got a lot of hats. It's wearing a lot of hats. Ice could go nuts and Raton and Client. Can you see their driver's side mirror? Oh, what the what? What is that? Is that tape? I think it's bandaged.

It's like taped and bandaged on. This is crazy. That's nuts. They can't see out of any of their mirrors because clearly the hats are blocking the review here. The hats are people. That's a lot of people. Help us!

We're stuffed in here like a crowd car. Actually, it's too many people call ice. I was gonna say, I can't. I'm fired! Ice could go nuts and ratchet and clank. A lot of aliens. Yeah. Oh yeah.

They blocked his number. Run aliens. Dude, speaking of not wanting to play, when I was editing the behind the scenes for the road trip, I left out all the stuff where Drew did not want to play. It's quite a bit in the drive-thru. Yeah, the drive-thru, we really let him have it in the drive-thru. Yeah, he did not want to play.

He did not want to play. The more you don't want to have it, you're going to get dressed. Well, to be fair, like. We should do a cut, don't release it, but we call it, let's play. Drew Blainez. I don't want to play. We kind of forced him to go there because of the... It's hot chickalotia.

Yeah, it was the law. It was the lore of the show. He forced us to do everything on that trip. Yeah, the things he wanted to do and then didn't do. And then he didn't want to do them. Guys, I'll lead it later. Guys, this place is haunted. We should get some haunted, but never mind.

You guys are having too much fun. Stop it. Ghost stole cameras weed. I'm going to firehouse. Yeah. I've been waiting for firehouse so that was my whole life. He took one bite of that sandwich.

Oh man. Well, just like Big Ray, who's gonna throw up? Is that chicken? Yeah, yeah. That, uh, just like, no base understanding of what we're doing or what this is, that's a magic arm? What the fuck?

Anytime we're required to pull out an ID now, I always go, yeah, you don't need that to fly, do you? Oh, man. Fuck. We ever really talk about that and how someone on the crew forgot their license?

Oh yeah, it had to be mailed to one of our upcoming stop. Yeah, there's so many things I'll never forget that I'll just like say, like, without context of anyone who wasn't on a trip, to just go, that chicken. It just make me laugh forever.

I'll be an old man. There's a problem with the tail light. Peanut butter, jelly and bacon. Is that chicken? On top of that. We've talked. Were you filming? What have you been doing?

30 fucking minute. It wasn't paying attention. He wasn't, he's not watching us. He's filming about his Fortnite tournament. Yeah, he's thinking about his Fortnite tournament. Stained at the ground kicking rocks. Think about Fortnite, a stolen bag of weed. We were playing Diablo 2, remake on the trip.

Oh, man. Now I'm ready for Diablo 5. I got sucked back in when the warlock came out, and then thankfully, thankfully, it's like something else came out, and like a bird, like I saw something shiny. I was thinking about the other day. I can't pick that game up. Otherwise, it's like a month gone.

Oh, yeah. Well, they announced Diablo 5, right? And it comes out like 2029? Until you motherfucking make Diablo 2 again. I don't care. I just... Like four? I haven't even finished four.

I can't bring myself. Four just come out? Not a few years. Yeah, they even did like a big expansion reason. And it's fine. Like, Diablo 2 is just the one I want. And they're never going to make that again? because it's too old.

Like, that's fine. I just, I don't think I'm ever going to care about a new Diablo. And then these fuckers, like, they made new content for Diablo 2. Yeah. Like, you got me. They knew. Well, they knew people were waiting. It was a good story.

It was a fun game. Like, if they made a completely new Diablo, but it was Diablo two mechanics, I'd be all over that. Yeah. I just, I see it when I close my eyes. Well, they announced Diablo 5, and they also announced that Starcraft. Like, for, for, for, 2030? Four years from now.

Like, that's so insane. Is that a StarCraft 3 or is it just StarCraft? No, it's just StarCraft because it's not an RTS. Mm-hmm. What? I think it's a shooter. Some kind of shooter. Wasn't it the problem with Ghost?

Dude, didn't they announce it like years before? Oh yes, it was supposed to come out forever. Fuckers, that's what I said. I was like, is this Star Trek? Is this ghost? What the fuck? People had reserves for years of that. Back when you'd get like a ticket.

Oh, right. Preserve a game. Don't lose this. It's the only way we can look you up. Yeah, that's, oh, brother. Dude, I always felt like a king if I reserved the game and paid it off in full. Hell yeah. Oh, because then you just walk in the game.

Like, as a kid, it's like, I wouldn't have money. So it'd be like an investment. I'm like, I pay it off now, I can't spend it. That was the best. Fools would be putting their $5 reservation down. I would pay that shit off in full anytime I could. Plus, you know, not always, but like, you'd get stuff. Oh, here's a thing, like a physical thing.

It used to be a physical thing to get, like, when you would reserve the game. It would be like a t-shirt or some other, like, you know, whatever. A little figure or something. Yeah, yeah. A plushy. Mm-hmm. Just give you whatever. I got a little mumbo-jum-jum doll when I fucking got Banjo Kizui.

Hell yeah. Ikum-bokum. God, I love him. Banjo Kizui. I was literally driving to the office today, and I don't remember why. Oh, I think I was like listening to a Game Ranks video. They were talking about something else, but they mentioned Banji-Zoo, and I went, I'm going to play that. It's literally like an hour and a half ago.

I was like, I haven't played that in a while. I should play that. It's such a good game. What's your method of playing it now? It's so short. What's that? What's your method of playing now? Oh, right.

My method. How do you play it? Well, no, I was just curious because they have it on the switch to 64. Oh, you're right. But isn't that just a support of the 64? I think so, yeah. It is. Inferior for the Xbox one, in my opinion.

I never played the Xbox one. Well, it's, whether you want to go pro or not. Yeah. Because I will say the NC- the N64 version, the only difference, really. It's the notes thing. It's the notes thing. Or if you die mid-level, you lose every fucking single note.

It's like in the original, on the Xbox, you save them. Oh, that's nice. So if you die, it's fine. Rusty Bucket Bay on N64-1. You tell you, when you fuck it, you go inside that ship and you got those little fucking spinning things. Yeah. Motherfucker, you do that first.

Do that first every time. It's like, oh, I fucking missed one. Dude, it was like sweating bullets. He's like, fucking 27 minutes down the drain. I got into it. I got like a mention in a Nintendo Power once. Oh, really? For speed running a level.

What? I think it was Mad Monster Mansion. It was just like, like a challenge. Like, hey, Jacob. It was literally, get your fastest time because the game displayed the time, like in the game, on the menus. Oh, you're right.

It was like 100% the level. clearing the level and it and the the prerequisite this is the 90s was like have your tv screen your nintendo 64 and all that shit in one like shot together so you could see was plugged in and take a picture with a polaroid and send it in yeah and that was there was like and you won i didn't win but i was like i was like way at the bottom but i got like five bucks in like oh cool hey all right it was like i bet i might not even made the magazine i don't remember but it was like i'm gonna say we need a i made a list that Damn, that's cool.

I got like, I got like $5 because even Nintendo Power is like, you got $5 for the Nintendo store. And it was like a little gift certificate coupon. Yeah, hell yeah. But I'm just like, that's crazy thinking about that was their, that was their just like, their verification process. It was like, make sure we can see all the wires and shit. Like, so we know it's plugged in.

And it's like, you know, it's real. And they take a picture with a Polaroid and set the Polaroid in. Polaroid. That was it, man. Wild. It is crazy. Are you guys going to play the Wolf Marine game for no.

Yeah, I'll play it. Yeah, I'm going to play it. I probably won't. It was not at the top of my list. Uh-huh. But like, I imagine I'll enjoy just running around killing people. I don't, like, not be, I feel like I'm better off not giving a crap and not being like comic book person.

Yeah. I feel like if you have more invested, it's going to be a disappointed. Honestly, the biggest reason I might not play it too is, you know, people are, oh, it's not that long. It's like, 15 hours. It's like, 15 hours. I'm like, that's still pretty long. I think that's great.

I think that's a great sweet spot for it. I'm just, like, if it were like eight hours, I'd guarantee you I'd play it. Yeah. But I'm just like, 15 hours is still like, still a little daunting. It's got, it's just, it's healthy enough to be like, okay, yeah, there's like some game here. I just, man. I just have a lot of other shit I'd rather play right now. Yeah.

Everyone's saying it's, it's mediocre. Yeah. It's gonna make me run to it. Because everyone's like, it's not bad. Right. Is it good? No, it's not good. If I had nothing better to do, I'd play it.

Yeah, but like, I don't know, I'm playing on a moosh shit still right now. That game's fucking great. Dude. I love that game. Looks good. Yeah, it looks fucking sick. I really want to play. I haven't had time.

I really want to play it. But Control Resonant comes out. Oh, right. Next week, I should. I keep forgetting. Yeah. It is so soon. And whoever's in charge of marketing that game is doing a terrible job.

Awful job. Don't even remember it's coming out. Awful, awful, awful job. I'm so excited for it, and it's, man, I hope it's good. Is that like you play her brother? Yeah. Are people less excited because you play as the brother? I don't think people know it's even coming out.

I just, I don't think anybody knows anything about it. I think people know it's a thing because of Allen Week 2. I mean, I loved Allen Wake 2. I still have never played that. God, it was good. It's very good. I really, I love Control. I've played it a couple of times.

I think control is too scary. Both of those games. Control and Alan Wakey. Yes. Yeah, dude. I'm getting nervous. I was like, about as brave as I could be is like, okay, I can deal with crackheads in Max Payne. That's it, dude.

But when I play. Hey, if you're brave enough to drive. I'm very brave. I'm very brave. You can play Alan Lee. But when I play Max Payne, I'd pretend it's Mark Wahlberg. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you can be brave.

Yeah, so you can be brave like Mark. And the bad guys to do from prison break. Yeah. Bravest man I know is Mark Wahlberg. That's right. Let's just say things would have gone down a way. Jordan, you don't have to say that. Okay.

They're someone who would never be fired by ice. I saw an interview with him, like I clip like this last week, where it was him talking about, was the movie he was in with Will Ferrell. Oh, that. Other guys? Other guys? Oh, that.

Sorry. No, Daddy's is a different movie. And then the interview is him going, yeah. And then like in the movie, Will Ferrell's married to Eva Mendez. And I just, like, I can't believe that. Like, it's just him talking for a full 90 seconds about how they'll never get him to believe.

And I'm supposed to believe this. It's all he kept saying was that he doesn't believe it. And it's like, damn, man. All right, Jesus Christ. That was, uh, I think he wanted to be married to be married to him. That was him in the other one, right? Like, you're my daddy movie? No, maybe it was.

Daddy's home? Something like that. Yeah. With the stepdads? Yeah. What's that hit? Yeah. Yeah.

And then the sequel was their daddies? Yeah, with Mel Gibson is John Lifkin. John Lifkin? Oh. Was it really? Yeah. Wow. I know it was Mel Gibson.

I'm pretty sure it's John Lithgow. I'm pretty sure it is. Super normal guy. Was he, was he Walberg's dad? Uh, Mel Gibson was Mark Wahlberg's dad. Yeah, it sounds right. Yeah. Two regular guys.

Two regular tough dudes. Just actor guys. Yeah, just normal guys. Never done anything weird? Yeah, they've never been arrested and it's all been good. Check out.

We're watching Dracula 2000. It's still going? Yeah, dude. There he is Dracula. Nice and dark. That's him? Yeah. There's Gerard Butler's Dracula.

Oh, I remember the twist of this movie. The T stands for Dracula. I tell my kids all the time on the weekend. I'll be like, it's like Friday, like six. I'm like, all right, let's go. Oh, time to go to bed. We've got to get it for school.

Got to get it early. So I was doing that on Saturday. I was like, we got Sunday school tomorrow. I was like, Sunday school. It's go, where you go to church and learn about Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior. And I just goes, what? And I went, that's real, by the way. That's a real thing.

That's a real thing that you could be going to. And she was just like, why? And I was like, I don't know, man. Between that and the meatball sub. Yeah. You really threw a sandwich? What a monster. This stuff's crazy.

You know what the twist in this movie is? What's that? Dracula is Judas. What? He hung himself and became Dracula. Got fired by ice. Here, read the U review. No!

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