100% Eat - IHOP Girl Scout Thin Mint Pancakes

Episode Date: March 26, 2024

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the IHOP Girl Scout Thin Mint Pancakes so you know if they’re worth eating. They also talk about Ben’s Broadway Break, the Grammy’s, fidget toys, Reveille and more. Sponsored by Bespoke Post http://boxofawesome.com code facejam Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to Face Jam, the show where we try every new fast food creation to let you know if you need it, you probably do. I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co-host and cohorts, those are other people, they don't get names, Jordan Sweers. Jordan, how are you? Hey, I'm good. We are in a slightly... His foot is in... It's out there. Dude, it's out there.

Why is everyone kicking? Well, it was a tap. It's not that everyone's kicking. You know what it is? It's just Gracie kicking. It was a tap. First of all, it was a tap. It was out there. Dude, it's out there. Why is everyone kicking? Well, it was a tap. It's not that everyone's kicking. You know what it is? It's just Gracie kicking. It was a tap. First of all, it was a tap. And second of all, I immediately recognized it.

Gracie just kicks people left and right and says nothing. How do you not acknowledge you've kicked someone and just say nothing? I didn't feel it. How? Because she's kicking people all the time. I thought it was the leg of a table. Did you think I was the leg of a table at IHOP when we were eating the Girl Scouts

in the pancakes format? But after the third time, he said, stop kicking me. You're like, this table leg is loud. You kicked me once and a half, I would say. Okay. Got out of her system, came here, gave me a kick. Everyone has to get one before the end of the day. Watch out, Nick.

And Eric, I haven't kicked Eric yet. He's going to get kicked in the back walking up the door. Running drop kick to the end of the day Watch out Nick Watch out And Eric I haven't kicked Eric yet He's gonna get kicked in the back walking on the floor Running drop kick to the back of the head Yeah How many kicks is acceptable Gracie? I mean it wasn't with malicious intent So what do you expect me to say? So an infant number

I suppose so I was curious I didn't have less than 10 Friendly kicks unlimited Malicious kicks I could do unlimited friendly kicks to you. Yeah. You're welcome.

Yeah, I know. Malicious kicks. I will not acknowledge. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I also don't know I'm doing it. You're welcome. No, I had no idea. Special shout out to our viewers.

That's right, viewers who are watching the video version of this. We, you can see. She's doing the thing. You can see we're in a slightly different location, but we busted out the camera with the same setup just for you and we all have our fidget guns don't worry though these are made for kids yeah um you're killing your own kid the video version is going over so well yeah with everyone uh my favorite comment was of course they finally put in a video version and I still have no idea who was talking.

You're welcome. We sat down and we were looking at the video and I was like way too zoomed out. You could see almost my whole body. That's not cool. Someone's phone is phoning. But then Fisher, who's in the

control room, he's like, I got this shit. And then he zoomed in, and then we found the right... Well, you're like, too much. Just table? No, you gotta have like a little bit, like an annoying amount. Michael described it as an annoying amount off the table. So you can see her laps and watch me fidget.

You can see her jewelry. I probably won't be on very much because I'm in the comfy couch. Jordan is on the couch, which he requested for this recording we also could pull the couch up more but we're nice and comfy at this point it's too late they're in their own podcast world doing their new show

did you get the wordle? no not yet I put it down because we're recording thank you for stopping I might pick it back up now I'm disappointed but I do think I'm disappointed. I don't care. But I do think I'm looking in this TV at our view. I might start dropping secret messages on my

computer. Look. Wow. And people are reading them in the corner. Wow. Is that a secret? If you're just showing it? Yeah. If you're listening, you don't get that. And I don't know what benefit there is to one or the other. Well, if you want the I like the idea of Gracie is literally just doing a

more current version of Nick writing on a whiteboard. She's just going to type it. My bit! Can anyone read my message? I think you've made it big enough now. No! She says she's going to kick me. Today we're reviewing the

IHOP Girl Scout Thin Mints Pancakes. Yep. This was one where our timing had to be adjusted from our regular record time and day. So then I went, oh, I want to do a breakfast. We just don't get to do a lot of breakfast ones. I want to do a breakfast one. Yeah, we don't get to. We don't get to.

We're missing out. That's how I view this show. I get to do it. Yeah. I get to eat this food. Thank you. Great idea. So we don't get to do a ton of breakfast ones, so I get to do it. Yeah. I get to eat this food. Thank you. Great idea. So we don't get to do a ton of breakfast ones, so I wanted to do a breakfast one.

Kind of slim pickings in terms of breakfast right now. Yeah, I mean, breakfast isn't a, it's not a fast food staple. I don't agree. I think they've been pushing it super hard for like the last year. It's not a limited food staple. Don't fight. No, this is the juice right here. This is where we fight about the fast food.

This is what people want. This is where you can tell the wrestling friends. Yeah. The guy like, on this episode, I chokeslammed him. I put him through the table. That makes sense. But with my words. Uh-huh.

I feel like Wendy's. And then Crazy kicked everyone. I feel like even like Taco Bell, everything's been such a push. Taco Bell. I agree. They've been doing. Taco Cabana. Taco Cabana.

I feel like they've been doing less limited stuff for sure. Yeah. This has been a year of breakfast. Permanent. Yes. It's definitely not on my radar because I don't go to fast food restaurants for breakfast. I don't either. But yeah, I can't tell you anything limited

that they would do. The thing I was kind of counting on was I figured Whataburger had something for breakfast that Nick would go fucking ape for. I feel like after those wings, I want to put Whataburger in the hole. Yeah, it's pretty. That was bad. Those wings sucked. I'm definitely not going to stream for them.

I'll tell you that. Why not? Well, you say that now. A couple weeks from now, of opportunities you have you know what i might be crawling back to whataburger bite your arm off for that deal listen listen all i'm saying is that we need to biting his arm off by the way all i'm saying is that in the next 60 days we need to be after 60 days we need to be in a very yes mindset yeah yeah we cannot be picky yeah honestly i'm a slut for whoever wants to pay us and feed

us so pay up we will be your mouthpiece yeah whatever you want yeah i'll do whatever with the mouth i don't care denny's tips whatever okay you can just fucking say that no okay she definitely pointed it down so nick got up and he moved the microphone closer to gracie's mouth just like an inch. She could have just said, move it closer. And then she immediately pointed it down. Like down away from her. Because isn't that what you were trying to do?

No. He was just trying to get it closer to you. And then he went, how's this? Which immediately negated what Michael was saying. I'm like, just talk to her. And she was like, never mind. Never mind. Never mind.

So we went to IHOP. Ben was not there. 10.30. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He probably had just moved to Austin and then he went, I'm too hot to work at this IHOP. I need to go somewhere else. Well, he got his big break. Yeah, I moved out of the car. I said, I bet he's on Broadway right now. Yeah. He moved to Austin to go to

Broadway? Yeah. Well, he started in West. He's working for East. Maybe he was part of the IHOP? Yeah. Well, he started in West. He moved from here. Maybe he was part of the IHOP transfer program. Oh, yeah. Similar to P.F. Chase. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of opportunities. Maybe Abbott bust him out by accident.

He just got mixed up. Where are we going? I thought I was getting on the bus to Broadway. Where am I? Why am I in Martha's Vineyard? Why am I in California? Is Martha's Vineyard where Broadway is? Hello?

Oh, Ben. Walking out of the IHOP. But there was also a debate on which IHOP to go to. Yeah, because I'm sick of the one that's very close and convenient to us, right? But one, dead grackles always in the parking lot. Very small and cramped. And also,

that's where people get held at gunpoint. We got cozy. And then some action. And adventures. You want to go far for no Ben. It makes no sense. There was a chance of Ben. We knew.

You guys are delusional. We're Ben leavers. So there was no Ben, but we got to listen to a lot of Miley Cyrus songs on a phone in the back. It sounded great. Miley x Hannah Montana. It was definitely on a phone in the back for the cooks. I don't know where it was coming from. It was weird. It was definitely on a phone like in the back for the cooks.

I don't know where it was coming from. It was a party in the USA, dude. It was, truly. I just kept getting glimpses. I was like, oh, and that would be Wrecking Ball. Oh, and that would be Party in the USA. And I was like, what are we doing here at the HOT? Congratulations, Miley.

Let us be the first to say congratulations, Miley, on winning a Grammy. Two. Two Grammys. Yeah. For the album of the year. I think Song of the Year. Spiral Sunflower.

Bullshit. I don't know, Michael. I couldn't tell you. Maybe it's a bunch of Sunflowers. She didn't win Song or Album of the Year. Why don't you, instead of typing in the category, why don't you just type her name in? She won something, dude. What did you type in?

I looked up song of the year and album of the year. Both of which she did not win. Okay, best pop solo performance and record of the year. Record. Is record bigger than album of the year? Well, yeah, it's way bigger. It's like this big. Well, sure, the physical size.

But in terms of awards, is that higher? I don't understand the grammy yeah honestly i couldn't tell you the difference between an album and a record i can't either yeah also what's an lp long play what's an ep extended play but they mean the same thing i would have never known extended is longer. Now, I will say Mike is probably in the back screaming right now, but that's okay. That's because the microphones aren't working. Give him some coffee. He'll be fine. So anyway.

That was the joke, Nick. Good job. So anyway, IHOP in general, what do you think? Open always. You die no food, go to IHOP. You have IHOP and Denny's. Back in the day, that was it. Now there's so many places open 24 hours.

I'd still rather just go to a fucking McDonald's than sit down at Slop Hop. I don't think so. There it is. It's a revamped menu. Are we sure about that? it's a revamped menu. It's revamped, dude. Are we sure about that? It's so revamped. Gracie is.

She's sure. She said it. She said it so many times. Let us know. Whoa, they got eggs now? They got eight omelets that come with cinnamon bites? Dude, those omelets were out of control. 150 omelets of juice from Nichols.

Nick, it is so unlike you to have seen the $1 cinnamon add-on deal and not do it. I saw it happening and I was like, I should have. I thought you would get there on your own. I didn't think I had. I should have threw it on there. You want to clarify a little bit? We're talking about Gracie do it. Anyone has any idea what the fuck you're saying?

Go to an IHOP, you'll know. If you want to listen to this show, go to an IHOP. And pick up the omelet menu, not the regular menu. We sat down in a booth where the five of us did not all fit And immediately Gracie pointed out cinnamon poppers Clocked it immediately Not even

And it wasn't like wow they look awesome I think Eric was like do you want those And she's like no but look you can get them For a dollar That this other thing. That was the other part. You didn't say that you did. Why else would I have pointed them out so many times? Because you kept saying it's a bargain. I was hinting at Nick.

She discovered on the menu you could get them for a dollar if you get one of their... And I said, is anyone getting an omelet? Nobody responded. I guess Nick didn't hear the question. Then I hear him ordering the omelet to our waitress and I said, oh, surely he's going to get this into Men Dippers. I fucked up? It's fine.

She's mad. She was, yeah. That's why she started kicking Jordan. I mean, I just wanted to try one. Oh, she looked up a picture of them. Look how good they look. No, they don't. Show a secret picture.

Yeah. Whoa, too much. Secret's out. Nick ordered an omelette but not one of their special omelettes that they have a special menu for he got an omelette with cheese on it and boy when they say cheese on it do they just

they put a slice of American cheese two slices of American cheese it was a craft sign it was insane when asked why he did his built his own omelet instead of one of these mega omelets, he said, those

are like a thousand calories or something and this omelet starts at 400. I said, where does it finish? And then he went, well, there's this and there's that. 600? Maybe 600-700. And then you add your pancake in. Well, he's not

going total calories. He's going omelet calories because he's going to eat the pancake calories. So he's trying to lessen the blow pointlessly. 60 for the meat, 30 for the mushroom. Okay. Cool. Give or take.

I'm not. No, no, I'm not. I'm clicking. I'm not shooting., no, I'm not. He's cocking his gun at you. I'm clicking. I'm not shooting. So we didn't get the cinnamon poppers. Now he's dead. We all ended up getting stuff that wasn't these thin mint pancakes. Well, I made sure to eat right before we went. Yeah. Because we knew.

Real smart move, honestly. I saw thin mint pancake and I said, no way. Yeah, after. I'm going to Torchy's. I was hungry and I could only end up disappointed by going to IHOP. I give my Torchy's ranch hand an 87 out of 100. Nice. That's pretty good. Ranch hand is great. It's great.

It's a fucking great. What's on a ranch hand? It's like fajita meat with egg and cheese. Nice. Always get it trashy. You get the Diablo sauce. Trashy? Is that the queso? Yeah. I get that even during lunch because they have all day breakfast. Does bacon come in that? No. Okay.

It can, Nick. Yes, it can. He get bacon come in that? No. Okay. So the Thin Mint- It can, Nick. Yes, it can. He's like, it can, no shit. The Thin Mint pancakes were a thing that I knew we weren't going to like eat. Yeah, yeah. But we were just gonna get our own food. And the thing is we do do that a lot, but-

But we also don't do that a lot. Well, I do. But like Fridays and whatever, I think like, oh, we need this fucking thing, but I'll get a burger. I'll get whatever. I knew we would eat something else. I'm like, it's still IHOP.

Yeah. I don't want something else. Especially what we got. Me and you got that breakfast biscuit sandwich. Yeah, that looked so good. Dude. Yum. Very handheld.

Mine was made, the biscuit was made of sand. You picked it up and it was not in your hands anymore. Like that toy sand that gets wet. Yes, exactly what it was. Kinetic sand. It was together until it was to your mouth and then the kinetic sand fell apart. Sure. It became like scrambled egg soup in five seconds.

It was weird. It was ill because there was cheese and cheese sauce. I don't think I've ever eaten food that had negative fiber. It was like sapping fiber out of you. It was weird. The biscuit was so soft. It was undercooked and it didn't taste good. And not for being like, oh, it's hanging out in this gravy or whatever.

It was just like. Hanging out. It's like, hey, do you like dough? Yeah, I mean, okay. Yeah, what if you ate that? And you're like, oh. We've eaten a lot of dough recently. Gross.

Gross. The crazy dough. It looked like those uncooked crazy bread. Yeah, but those dough sticks were better than the non-dough sticks. True. I'm telling you. They were much better than the drier ones that weren't spicy but were overcooked.

That's how I describe those breadsticks. You want to recreate it, you and me? Yeah. You be Nick, I'll be Gracie. Oh, is the chicken spicy? No, it is overcooked. Okay.

And then I went... and then I went. That's a real transaction. And then I went, that's weird why you answered it in that way. He wasn't asking. And she goes, oh, well, I was assuming he was asking because of the color. And he goes, no. Now, me and Jordan can say we had some of the chicken. Oh, you did?

I was fucking overcooked. Yeah, it was pretty overcooked. I was not being dramatic. Dry as hell. It was crazy. If it were a wine, it'd be a desert. Oh, no. Good thing I didn't touch it.

Be a camel? Thirsty camel. Terrible. In need of an oasis. Yeah. Bring that shirt back. But what we should do is get to Jordan's haiku. Oh, right.

That's right. Oh, bring it again. Well, do it in the mic. Don't do it over there. It'll pick up. So I took into account the thing. We had just recently been to IHOP for the Wonka menu. And this felt like a holdover from that.

And that's what inspired this haiku. You thought you escaped? No light shone in that tunnel. Wonka claims five more. So, we have these little fidget guns. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm playing with them. Why are you talking about guns after my haiku? No, no, no. I bought, it was a combo, and they come have these little fidget Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah playing with them. Why are you talking about guns after?

It was a combo and they come to these little knives. Yeah, like butterfly knives, which everyone agreed suck. They suck Yeah, Gracie has been playing with it since we started. Yeah since we started She's not let go of it right as Jordan look at his high could look at him and I watched her stab the couch. Just pretending to shiv someone. And then she looked up and saw me and was like, oh no. And then stopped doing it. So it does work. Yeah, I know. It sucks.

Yeah, this will go with my kicking. She's pretending it's the Wonka menu. Yeah. Right. You took Ben away. I like to. It takes 15 seconds for me to read that. Already. Oh oh I'm bored

It was the first start I looked at you to listen to you read it And then this is it Gracie, your Gen Z is showing Unfortunately Sorry about that This particular pancake does feel like a holdover from the wall it does or at least when i looked at it yeah i it's green it's covered in cookies and whipped

cream and you're just like that's gonna be sweet as hell and minty as hell and i don't want it and then you eat it and you go what yeah this is a pancake with cookies on it. We'll definitely get into the food, but we should learn about IHOP. Okay. God. This will provide everyone context for the food. Yes, absolutely. Our previous IHOP episode was released December 19th, 2023, where we ate the Wonka menu.

It received an average score of 10. Now, for context, Jordan gave it a 5 and Michael gave it a 15. And you only gave it a 15 because you got a hamburger that you said, oh, it's just like a regular hamburger. And Ben. Yeah, and Ben was there, yeah. Love you.

Wow. All right, all right. Let's calm down. Distance has only made Gracie's affection grow stronger. Yeah. I'm just thinking about him on that big stage. What show do you think he's on, Gracie? Oh, I don't know.

Like Miserab. Chicago. I think he's replaced Glenda. Oh. That's pretty cool. Blenda. Okay. I don't think the character's name would change.

Just so you know. No, no. For him, they're reworking the would change. Just saying, well. No, no. The brands are reworking the entire show. It's really nice. He's just such a star. I hope to God he finds us one day. Jesus. Welcome to the Ben cast.

And I want a heart. And I'm Ben and I don't want to work at IHOP anymore. Regular IHOP-o-bees locations are closer than ever as rumors swirled just weeks ago about combining the restaurants full time. No way. Quote, with two brands, we can address all four day parts. And that is a big innovation that we are nurturing overseas and that our intent is to eventually bring it to the U.S. when we find the right opportunity to introduce it. Peyton said in February during an earnings call with Wall Street analysts.

Great. So they're not just doing it for the love of the game. We're out. You got to keep them separated. I'm not going to do this. Oh, man. Yeah, they're. And that's why we're out of the game, too.

Yeah. We're taking a stand. Well, just for vacation. The the idea. And that's why we're out of the game too. We're taking a stand. Well, just for vacation. The idea, so the problem that's happening with the next Game of Thrones book. Oh no. Hurry up, George.

The problem is that Applebee's is getting hurt because no one's eating at Applebee's and IHOP is doing well and they're like, we'll just combine them and then we can get all four day parts. Yeah, dude. Now, see,

it's funny that this word pops up because I was telling you guys, we're in the midst of a possible rebrand. Who knows? I do. No. And so I was looking up,

I was looking up just for like some brainstorming, like restaurant terms and lingo, and day part was on there. And I was like, what the fuck does day part mean? And apparently it just refers to lunch, breakfast, dinner. Those are the day parts of a restaurant. I'm sure we've talked about this before on this show.

Really? In the years of nonsense and gibberish. But the fourth would have to be overnight, right? Yeah, like drunk breakfast. Yucky hours. The other 12 hours of the day. I will say that I don't think the fourth part is called drunk breakfast. Maybe not scientifically, but like we all

know what they mean. We're all talking about science. Yeah, that's what we're talking about. The science of it. Fourth meal. Either first breakfast or second dinner. Maybe not scientifically. That remains to be seen. It's yucky hours or what could be

described as the best hours to get a tip is probably that time frame. 2am tips are the best. Dude, it sucks when you gotta share them though. Are you done? Are we done here? On March 16th of this when you gotta share them though. Pull them together. My jar.

Are you done? Are we done here? Yeah, let's go. Next one. On March 16th of this year, which is three days ago. Yep. At approximately 8 p.m.,

Delaware resident Andrew Ford attempted to rob an IHOP, but the cashier refused to hand over the money. Ford left, but was followed by two customers who confronted and tackled him to the ground and held him until police arrived to arrest him.

Imagine trying to rob an IHOP, the person telling you no so you leave only to get your ass kicked 30 feet out the door. They'd never do that at TGI Fridays. Why? Why would you try to rob... It's just called Fridays now and has been for a long time. No, TGI is important.

I don't think it's called anything based on how there's none of them anywhere. It was run out of Austin. We kept pushing them south. It was a real torches and pitchfork situation. Why would you try to rob a restaurant where everyone does credit card transactions? I'm sure there's some cash. I'm sure there's some cash. Also, if you're going to go to an IHOP to rob them,

why go at 8 p.m.? 8 p.m.? Well, that's when the restaurants are closed. Where would y'all go? During the fourth day part? Yeah. Yeah. Yucky time or like early?

Yeah. Not that I'm thinking IHOP is bumping. No. But like, you figure if the money's going to be coming somewhere, it's there. And at that time. But maybe by 8 p.m. it's like, oh, end of the day, all the cash has been loaded in. Yeah, all that cash.

You know, the Brinks truck rolls up to get all the cash. It doesn't make it. Yeah, depending, if they're up north enough, the sun's probably still out. It's true. That seems like a weird time. You go drunky time and people are like, you would probably get more money

robbing each individual person at the IHOP. And honestly, you wouldn't even have to rob them. You just ask them and they'd be like, yeah, here you go. I got you. Do you want some hash browns? You can have a bite. Hey, let me get some of that spicy chicken. It's just overcooked.

It's just overcooked. It's just dry and overcooked. Nothing can save it either. Nothing. I tried. All right. IHOP became the first restaurant chain to power its online ordering system

with Google Cloud's recommendations AI technology, allowing guests to see more helpful and personalized recommendations when ordering online in the coming months. IHOP says this is a strategic investment in its rapidly growing online ordering and to-go business, but we know this is just so they can steal your information

TikTok style and sell it to the highest bidder. Yeah, so what if I order two Rudy Tutti Fresh and Fruities every day, one for lunch and one for dinner? That's between me, God, and Dine Brands Global Inc. Big whoop, Joe. What are you going to do about it? Force the sale of IHOP to Americans? Sauce Monkey is going to start a USA chant now. Go!

He was ready before I said go. It worked. It got him really riled up. If you say enough trigger words, people just start. If you name brands, say God, talk about

Joe Biden. I put him in a different order this time and yeah yeah he knows which uh output to spew out 9-11 the the idea the idea that they're trying to go like yeah and our to-go stuff is gonna be so like that's our next step who who who is or I hop to go what are you doing stop don't do it and also who's who's buying I hop to go and going not sure what I want right yeah I need some more recommend me some stuff yeah and how is the ai going to interpret the same thing you get all the time and be like you might like this and it's the same thing have you thought about eggs maybe diet coke oh thank you google brands oh fantastic they might recommend you mixing two flavors

together whoa suicide style you know all of them you know what they'll do? This is their big stop. When Nick online orders a make your own omelet, they go, hey check these out. These are our special omelets. We already made these. Yeah, this one's ready to go. Yeah, and they don't come with two sad slices of American cheese on top and for a dollar more, you can you can please your little sister with some cinnamon zippers. Thanks, Google. I'm saluting. I'm relying

on Google. USA. USA works. Last fact. And finally, tonight, I guess, in sad news, the college station IHOP at Legacy Point has closed with developers stating they're going to revamp the area into, quote, new and exciting mixed-use buildings. Unprompted, the owner of Hurricane Harry's local college dive bar reached out to the news and said they're not going anywhere.

In related news, Hurricane Harry's has posted on Instagram that they will be shutting down next year. Nothing gold can stay. It's tough out there for podcasts and restaurants. I've been to both those places. Of course you have! That fact specifically for him. I've been there. You spend a lot of time in College Station, Nick?

Sounds right. To party. In College Station. More of a Brian guy, really. When was the last time you went to Hurricane Harry's? What year was that? 2010. That's too recent.

Not that recent. Were you in college then? No. Wait, were you post-college? Just post. Did you think he hadn't gotten to college 14 years ago? I'm not sure how old he was hanging around college Well he's going now too to Hurricane

Harry's just until they close. I was afraid that he was going to be like um last week He drove up to college I was just really fiending for some Hurricane Harry's I don't know I really my favorite part of that whole thing in this news story was whatever local news

in that area they were doing a story on this and the owner of this bar reached out to them i just hey we're not fucking going anywhere we're not going anywhere and that was in late january i went to their instagram and they posted two weeks ago hey it's so sad uh we will not be continuing this place. We're going to have the best going away party of all time, though. Bad news, guys. We're going somewhere. Should we go? And then go to the IHOP during the fourth day part?

What the hell are you talking about? She wants to go to the closed IHOP and Hurricane Harry's. Wait, is it already closed? She wants to go back to College Station because she knows somebody there that sells weed. She's like, I can get a pickup on there. I want to go see Reveille the dog. What? The dog, Reveille. What is this? Do you know about this?

It's the mascot for A&M. Why would I know or care? But they like walk it around campus and they'll take it in classes. The highest ranking member of the core? I'll show you. It's true. Everyone answers to the dog. What the fuck?

Could you imagine paying for a college class, learning in your major, and going, I'm going to graduate and use this. What? All right, well, never mind. No! The dog barks during the final.

That's the most lassy-ass looking dog. Yeah, it's Reveille. If that dog barks, if that dog barks, I'm out of class. Yeah. Peace out, final. and this is texas a&m so yeah so there's a there's a group he was sent it's like an rotc group that's called the core and the dog is part of it great uh the dog is the highest ranking member of the core and that's not just like a title it's real real. You know how sometimes there's just like...

If the dog... It's just for show. It's not for show. If the dog sleeps on your bed, you have to sleep on the floor. Wait. Whose bedroom is it going into? Anyone's at once.

There's somebody... Somebody is assigned to the dog. The dog's nose is actually a skeleton key. The worst part about all this is that it probably started as a joke and then some really fucking dumb people continued this thing because they didn't realize it was a joke watch your mouth students wait students adopted the first how do you say its name reveille reveille it's because the microphone is 1931 what and then they hang on what

1931. What? Hang on. What? Wait. You're down a little bit. Sorry, everyone. Not that much. There you go.

The cadets raised $100 during World War II to make Reveille a general. What? What? As part of the fun. Storming Normandy beach for revelry so it's a miracle we won or what uh it's because of revelry we won that dog's 80 years old no we're on like revelry 13 i believe that's wild are we that's uh i don't give a shit about a and m i love that dog though wait it says revelille or Miss Rev as she's known on campus.

Miss every version of that dog that comes to pass. Every other version and future versions have my undying loyalty. I'm not even in the core. You running. Sir, sir, they're storming Paris. What do we do? Oh, no. Class is canceled today.

Right. No, wait. It's a brilliant strategic move. No, wait. It's a brilliant strategic move. We do nothing. She's reigned as first lady of Aggieland since 1931. I hate this dog now. I'm over it. It's gone too far.

The last time I went to College Station was to get the vaccine. Why did you go all the way there for that? That's where it was, Gracie. When we were all desperate to get it. We were clawing for it. I had to go all the way to fucking... I thought going to Round Rock was too much for me. Refresh! Refresh!

Oh! Oh! The slots are filling up! Texting people like, do you got an in? Do you know anyone? I'll take anything. I'll take anything. This one has Johnson and Johnson. I'm not doing that. You know what? I'll take my chances. That was... I'll take my chances without it. That was the funniest part.

That was the funniest part of the whole thing. We're all getting two and everything, and he's like, I got Johnson, Johnson, and we just went, sorry, man. He's like, I only need one. I'm super powerful. Those are the IHOP facts. Dude, I can't believe we kept doing this podcast during COVID. It's wild.

It's wild that we went through all of that and we're still doing the podcast. Were we explaining it to Gracie the other day? Of like how we were doing it in the cars and stuff? Yeah. We would just meet up. I would get the podcast. Were we explaining it to Gracie the other day? Of like how we were doing it in the cars and stuff? Yeah. Yeah. We would just meet up. I would get the food and then we would eat standing around our cars

and then get back in our cars, connect to Discord, have our microphones connected to our laptops and talk to each other with headphones on Discord.

And I'd like, I had battery banks in my car. At like this distance. And then we would start, we would honk and use our windshield wipers and it was yeah I like to honk yeah that was fun you used to also eat on the hood of your car correct sometimes

and like he made us do it I didn't make anyone do it he did and he wouldn't let us eat inside yeah that was let me tell you about one of the maddest times I've ever fucking been. Why don't you just let us eat inside? You think I want to be doing

what we're doing? Yeah, I think. That's what we thought. You think I'm going, ooh, this, I love eating out, so picnic time with my friends. I mean, I wouldn't have said it otherwise. What was the food that day? I don't remember the food, but I remember it was don't i don't remember the food but i

remember it was like really windy or something and we were miserable and i was just i was just like why don't we just go inside and eric got so mad he got really upset there's a pandemic it's this isn't my choice this is what we're doing i felt like it was it's not eric took it as a slight to his planning which you know nine times, nine times out of 10, yes, we're making fun of the bad planning, but. And letting her off the hook. It was fun, though, when we were. For nothing. She did nothing.

Right. It was fun when we would get food somewhere and it would have, like, a non-existent parking lot. Yes. And we'd be like, where are we going to go? Well, there's a Walmart over there. Be bright. And we'd have to find a spot where we could park in a square.

Yep. We had to find four spots where we could quad up a square. Yep. We had to find four spots where we could quad out. That's where we came up with the van idea. Yep. In the TGI Fridays. That's where I mentioned

that we should get a mascot and a big Nick. Yep. A lot of good ideas came out of it. A lot of good ideas. A lot of people yelling. But also.

A lot of us going, these people are suspicious because the way our cars would be parked in the middle of an empty massive parking lot and beeping and hugging each other while not on i mean like i mean the thing the thing that made it hard was when we did it here in like the parking lot we could connect to the internet here. Yeah.

And that seemed to work for us mostly. The thing that was hard is when we go up to Carl's Jr. all the way up north, like Cedar Park, or all the way down to like TJ Fridays or whatever. Where the phones kind of stop working.

Yeah. And then so that was some of those moments where Michael would just be talking and I just kind of keep nodding and I couldn't hear what he was saying. I also remember, I remember hearing Michael and look over at Michael and he's't hear what he was saying. I also remember hearing Michael and look over at Michael

and he's not talking. These insane moments. I also remember so many times just being one, like ups and downs, but in that time, a fat slob and eating the food. So many times we were recording, I have to like unbuckle my belt

and just be like, oh, in my car because it's just like, you're sitting in the car seat and your fat gut is just like collapsing in on itself. And I'll just be like, uh-huh. It was weird. Anyway, we should have just eaten inside. That's all I'm saying. It would have been easier. It's not like I chose.

Whatever, those are the facts. Did you choose to misread Australia and Austria? I don't know what you're talking about. That's not a thing. Ladies and gentlemen, let's get them. Get crazy! Mine was way less harmful than yours. For harmful? Yeah, it wasn't harmful at all. Yours was harmful. You harmed us!

You gave us soap balls. You accused poor Nicholas from America. Yeah. I'm from America and this next one from Austria. Australia was nowhere to be found. The craziest part is when we took them to Joe and Trevor.

Trevor spit it out immediately. Joe ate one and then ate 12 at once and went beet red. He did. He had to go to a specialist. Yeah. He, he, uh,

knowing how bad those were Uh huh And Gag inducing And like Instantly The fact that he ate all those Yeah

And swallowed them And like He never gagged once He fought through it But the fact that he did it Is one of the most impressive things I've ever seen It was

It was pretty fucked up But good for him Didn't he say he didn't think They tasted that bad Yeah That was the first one That he had The first one I I think that was...

I saw him later, and I was like, so how was that? He goes, it was the worst thing ever. It was by far the most disgusting thing. Because when you had that first one, it was like, this is yucky, but I don't like the flavor. And then the second one was like, bleach. I need to get this out of my mouth now.

Yeah, your body is just like, nope. Yep. Man, it's fucking crazy. Australia's nuts. nuts anyway let's learn about the food now austria are they next to each other yeah i think they're pretty close yeah that's why you got confused inside is one inside the other no i think it's like australia austria new zealand like they're next to each other. Yeah, Austria is a province. Yeah. Prussia. Prussia. Prussia. Prussian blue.

Nicholas is Prussian. He sent us Austrian snacks. These green buttermilk pancakes are not only influenced by the iconic Girl Scout cookie, but they're also topped with cheesecake mousse and actual Thin Mint cookie pieces. Wow! So, hang on. I'm just going to stop you right there. Yeah.

They're not only inspired by Thin Mints. They have Thin Mints on them. Yes. Is that the same thing? What? Yeah. No shit. I don't think... Fucking what?

I don't think, one, they are not inspired or influenced by the Girl Scout cookies because just making them green, the cookies aren't green. Okay, you're 100% right. They are not influenced at all, I would say. If they had called them a St. Patrick's Day Thin Mint thing or whatever, then I get the green. Dude, Nick just gasped. Yeah, he's fucked up.

Did, without the cookie piece, were they mint? Absolutely not. Absolutely not. they mint? Absolutely not. I think there was residual mint from the cookie being on top of it. There was some mint-esque flavor, but I don't know where it came from. I think it came from the

cookie. I'm willing to accept maybe a cookie was rubbed on a section of pancake yeah i'm not saying that the green was mint flavored i am saying there was some sort of very very mild flavor because like we tasted it right and then you were like oh it's the cookie and i can really taste it but he might be right it might just have been like residual green buttermilk pancakes it doesn't say that they're mint doesn't say that they're mint pancakes and so when we tasted them I couldn't figure out if it was mint or not or if

it was just the cookie bleeding into it because they just crumbled it was like somebody took a handful of thin mints and went and then squeezed them on top of the fucking pancakes Frankenstein's monsters yeah Frankenstein's monsters

fire bad he said cookie bad and then he put it on top Frankenstein's monsters. Yeah, Frankenstein's monsters. Fire bad. He said cookie bad, and then he put it on top. That was it. Putting on the cookie. They had the Thin Mint cookie. There was a bunch of whipped cream on top, but in between the cookie and the whipped cream was the smallest cheesecake mousse.

I just thought that was whipped cream. I didn't even see that. Exactly. It was there. It was the size of a just thought that was whipped cream. I didn't even see that. Exactly. It was there. It was the size of a nickel. It was so small. And it was like, oh, so what is this pancake? It's like every other pancake.

They're hoping you just put syrup on it and go, mmm. I can't imagine putting syrup on it. I thought about it, but I was like, I don't need to. Very weird. Yeah. Very weird. And you know know Nick didn't even bring his own syrup so he wasn't even excited for it alright let's see what's anyway he bought these fucking chips we're gonna eat

and that's and syrup is like $8 $400 now actually the import tax is absurd quote IHOP is the leader in breakfast and this program demonstrates our continued efforts and commitment to innovation by providing guests with new ways to try classic favorites and menu trends said chef arthur carl the second wow vice president of culinary at ihop Chef Arthur Carl II. Wow. Vice President of Culinary at IHOP.

In a news release. Was he born into that position? Yeah, he's an epo baby. He's the second of his name. In a news release announcing the Pancake of the Month program. With Pancake of the Month, our culinary team got creative in the kitchen and developed a lineup of new flavors that brings IHOP's world famous pancakes to

guests in a fresh way. We had a lot of fun creating the pancake of the month flavors and think our guests are going to love trying the new stacks each month. Is somebody stabbing the couch? No, but Crazy's holding both knives now. She's just holding both knives.

I watched her put them down earlier and holding both knives. I watched her put them down earlier and like, I'm done. I look back and she's holding both and rubbing the would-be blades. I saw her discover the second one and go, ooh, a second. Well, because I thought, I had one in my right hand and then I saw it on the table so I assumed

I must have put it down but I was like, I don't remember doing that. So I picked up this one and then I realized the other one was by my leg so now I have both Jesus Christ so do you think that these are innovative pancakes with new flavors and menu trends Jordan no what unequivocally unequivocally no what do you mean but pancake of the month uh they made it green and they put some cookie on top yeah uh maybe you know the first couple they're just like hey let's get out ahead of it and then we can really focus on some innovation in the second ones uh i doubt that's what's going to happen okay i mean if chef arthur carl the first is the second is anything like his father the first uh it's gonna be pretty phoned in uh so i

will say that this is the second month of the Pancake of the Month. Oh, what was last month? Chocolate pancakes with... You could have said anything. Yeah, no kidding. He would have guessed. Human flesh. I think with cheesecake icing, whipped cream, and strawberries.

Kill me. Here's the thing about Pancake of the Month. It feels like it would be a year-long endeavor oh no right start in january they started in february i fucked up dude what happened here's the other thing they were busy the holidays who says hey oh fuck it now right who do you think is uh Who says Hey Fuck it now right Who do you think is

Who thinks leading in breakfast Oh IHOP Oh IHOP's leading in breakfast What If you had to answer that question McDonald's What's the thing I think I would just say

Kellogg's And go I guess Or like Eggo You can have it for dinner now too Yeah yeah yeah Eat it all the time Fucking idiot McDonald's

Starbucks Poor bitch Places people go in the morning Yes yeah yeah Not IHOP Dunkin Donuts You can have it for dinner now too. Eat it all the time, fucking idiot. Starbucks. Places people go in the morning. Not IHOP. Dunkin' Donuts. I can't think of the year when I was talking about not going to fast food places for breakfast. If I'm going to any place for breakfast

that's a fast food restaurant, it is McDonald's. Yeah. Or as it's known right now, WigDonald's. I don't understand. I don't get it. Is it John Wig? No. Whoa. Can you order breakfast at McDonald's? Yeah, I don't get it. Is it John Wick? No. Whoa.

Can you order breakfast at McDonald's? Yeah, get him, get him. Can we get a breakfast? This is really a John Wick situation. Tracy's going knives at Kimbo. Holy shit. Yeah, she's our knives expert. If you want the fidget gun knife combo, $9 on Amazon.

List it as a child's toy. It has a bunch of pictures of kids playing with them. And I'm talking like two-year-olds. They are the best Photoshop's you've ever seen. It's some like Kate Middleton shit. It's so good. She's moonlighting as their amateur photographer. It's a hand that looks like a Lego hand.

And then the gun is like on it. I mean, it really is like a kid reaching for something and they just like Photoshop the gun in. And the knife looks just, you have no idea what it is. It looks like guns. Yes. The knife looks like it should be a crayon.

Yeah, or a crayon. A crown. A brown crown. A brown crown. Or what did Gracie think I said? Korean? Yeah, you said it was... This is Korean flavor. You said it tasted like a crayon,

but you said it so fast that I was like, it tastes Korean? But hey, so many people agreed with me. They were like, I also thought yeah but yeah you should be wrong yeah that's all i'm saying our fans never it sounded deceiving jordan it sounded yeah that's what i was doing i was deceiving whoa yes i didn't trick you i deceived you exactly i want to continue my revolver ocelot stuff if we're doing video episodes. That's pretty good. You tend to flick your wrist to absorb the recoil.

That's more of a revolver technique. I'm going to shoot your gun out of your hand. And then it gets all fucking jammed, and then I want to kiss you. I love snakes so much. I'm so mad. I can't wait to give you a hug. It's a video game. You're talking about a video game.

I don't know. The Shag-O-Hod. I got really distracted by Eric's. That's what he's doing. His classic. But you're good at it. You're good at it. Classic Adamska.

Adamska. Adamska. When all this shit goes under, you should just go into voice acting for cats. When all this shit goes under. Cat voice acting. What do you mean, when? This is the voice actor. Now.

Me? Yeah. But for humans, I'm saying you should go into it for cats I should voice act cats? Oh you could be the next Bradley D. Baker Who's that? He's Perry the platypus Is he? Did you make a platypus noise?

I did A duck? Yeah that's not what platypuses sound like But we needed something better than They make little gurgling sounds Oh, that's good. A duck? Yeah, that's not what platypuses sound like, but we needed something better than, like, they make little gurgling sounds. So we went with Mwak instead. Yeah.

Okay. It worked. And then we put that on a shirt, and everyone thought the platypus's name was Mwak, but it's just the sound he makes. Yeah. What was his name? Platypus.

Oh, okay. Very nice. She's not going to watch this season of Camp Camp. It's fucked up. So what did you think of the food? I don't She's not going to watch this season So what did you think of the food? I don't think she's going to watch any of them What did you think of the food? Eggs benedict were actually pretty good No, not the food you got

The hashbrowns Croissant was insane How it just completely fell apart You had a croissant? The biscuit Croissant I don't know why I said croissant Corn beer and biscuit I usually get croissants You know what? how it just completely fell apart. You had a croissant? The biscuit. Yeah. Croissant. I don't know why I said croissant.

Corn beer and biscuit. I usually get croissants. You know what? It's super like a Texas thing. I never got fucking biscuits. Like a biscuit sandwich. Too freaky. I hate biscuit sandwiches. I don't like biscuit sandwiches at all.

I'll eat a biscuit if I feel like it as a biscuit, like instead of toast. If it doesn't come on an English muffin, I don't want it. English muffin or croissant, that's what I want. Boom, rhymed it.

But it all looked terrible. And I already had torches, so I didn't care. And he got that. I'll take that too, but I ordered it right and not like an idiot. You didn't try to say brisket breakfast. Can I get a Brexit? Sir, you're in America.

Coming right up. And then he started chaining USA. Take that, Byben. It means image vibin we're trying dude we're i'm doing i'm doing my best for some reason they really backed off uh for now yeah give it time they're just gathering their strength it's falling apart uh so what do you think of what do you think of the girl i think we we said everything that there is to be said. It was basically a pancake with cookie on top. Also the worst Girl Scout cookie they make.

I agree. Really? They do. Two long cookie pancakes. That's wild. That's their go-to. I think if you had to pick one, that's the number one combo of Girl Scout cookies

is Thin Mint and I hate it but I don't like Mint that's why I wanted to do this for the show after our Oreo endeavor where Mint got its own fucking bottom tier thing with four other cookies in it it started as a ton

it became the biggest category most of them were Mint shit globs together there's a rat king down there It started as a ton. It became the biggest category. It really, yeah. There are a lot of things that were mint here. None of them were mint. Shit globs together, okay? It's true. There's a rat king down there. I thought it was going to be way more minty

and we'd have more to talk about. Right, it was sort of just, oh, it's just the cookie. It's just green pancakes. It wasn't even like a freakish version. So it's not even like it was bad, but like it was so uninspired

I kind of want to punish shit for that. So. Go ahead. 33. Okay. was so uninspired i kind of want to punish it for that so go ahead 33 okay yeah it wasn't as disgustingly heinous as as the wonka again if you recall ben every time we when we order every step of the way we ordered it everything he brought out he was like what the fuck he was yeah yeah and he was right he's like why the fuck who's ordering this why do i work here and he was right it's all fucking terrible um this was just like oh it's a pancake so but mint sucks i'm 25 yeah i just don't even think it's worth like get one of the 57 omelets i guess or something and maybe the cheese won't be on top craft style it's an average score of 29 which for a monthly pancake is whatever. I just don't

get what the point of this thing. It doesn't, it's not going to blow you away. It's not interesting enough to like Oh dude, this is going to like I gotta eat this Girl Scout. Remember those pancake taco things? Yes. I were walking up and I was like, I could get one of those.

Those were sublime. If I got the chicken one, assuming it wasn't overcooked, I could eat it. What if it was spicy? It's not. It's overcooked. I'm just saying if it was. I want to hear someone go like, oh shit, is that chicken overcooked? No, it's perfect, but it's spicy.

It's perfect. Perfectly cooked and spicy. It's the equivalent to, I like your dress. Thanks, it has pockets. That is a win. Oh, what the hell? Oh, 100%. Snack time. Thank you, Tony Streets.

We're staying in IHOP. Why are we doing another snack when there's two snacks on the table already? These are snacks. These chips, we're going to film a video of us eating later. These are unrelated. Holy shit. Are you just kidding me? Secret.

The whole time, that's what we're going to eat. He just pulled the rug out from under you. Boom, baby, take that. There, I can see it. I can see it. World famous breakfast flavor. What? Did you just fuck up the word breakfast again? No, no.

Nick, what the hell? Are these from Austria too? What the hell is wrong with you? I mean, Australia? I fucked it up. Well, they're international. These are Lay's IHOP Rudy Tutti Fresh and Fruity Strawberry Topped Pancakes with Syrup and Bacon Flavored Chips. Oh, God. These are going to be heinous. I can already tell. and fruity strawberry topped pancakes with syrup and bacon flavored chips.

These are gonna be heinous, I can already tell. Have a look. I think if someone sent something from Haiti, he would think it's Haiti's. Oh, God. Yep. Oh, boy. Holy shit. What?

So red. What the fuck? What's wrong? Whoa! Ew! Oh Oh no! Hang on. No! Uh-uh.

I'm flying! No, no, no. They are fruity-tooty. Immediately hit with like syrup. It has the exact fake strawberry taste of a Nutri-Grain bar. 100%. That's the first thing you get? Yes.

And then it starts trying to do everything else. It's strawberry and sweet. Dude. Oh, that's bad. This is a monster thing. This is what I expected the pancake to be. Some kind of monster. I can honestly say I've never had a flavor like this.

Because it is trying to do 100 things at once once on my tongue and my brain cannot process it. Your brain wants two, three things tops on your tongue. Yeah. Okay. A hundred too many. So what a journey that is though. Like I don't hate it as much as a rum cocoa. But it's a similar journey.

Like you go through the different flavors before hating it. Nick's coming in for more. Also going for more not the chips that are all over the table. No. No. Jordan is shanking the chips. Oh shit. I'm out it for more. Also going for more, not the chips that are all over the table. No! No, Jordan is shanking the chips. Oh, shit. I'm out.

Oh! Oh, no. Okay. So, what would you score these? Three. Did you say three? Yeah. Out of 100?

Yes. These are if they weren't as bad as a Rum Coco, but they're still bad. 15. Okay. These are from Tony and Tony's Treats. What did Tony think of them? I'm not sure. I'll check.

Average score of nine on those. Oh, boy. They're still like... You know how chips just get stuck in your teeth? Oh, yeah. It's definitely in there. There's so many flavors, too. Too many.

I nudged Eric's foot again. Okay. Shooting it again i'm nudging and i'm you're kicking taking responsibility for your kicking tony says it's kind of amazing how spot on the flavor is for the first couple seconds with the strawberry and maple yes and even a little pancake at the end like violet beauregard in wonka's factory running through the three courses of the chewing gum it's amazing at first

alright Roald Dahl slow down then the aftertaste kicks in and it's not ideal you don't turn into a blueberry or anything but it's just as unpleasant thank god I suppose if you just kept eating them they would stay enjoyable but if you

slow down you'd get the funk aftertaste. So kind of like Speed with Keanu Reeves, if you slow down too much, you, well, you don't die. But it's not good. Plus no Sandra Bullock. Bummer. Or Dennis Hopper. True. That was a great review.

I mean, these suck. I will say, I took them to BFT because they were already open. Did those kids love it? They loved it. Are they around? Let's grab one of them.

Why? They already had it. I want them to defend themselves. I loved in the Little Caesars episode when we got Sammy down here. Oh, yeah. He was trying to say nice things and we're like, you can say whatever you want. It's not sponsored. He goes, oh, these are bad. Yeah.

And then he took three boxes. Yeah. I don't blame him. And they come three per box. But we got an extra one. I like that tool. We got an extra one, right? We got extra per box.

Yeah. Because that was the extra. Will thought this was so cool. That is a nice tool. He has, there's like a name for it and everything. I've never seen that. I don't know. A bag closer sealer upper. But like a. That's the name. Like thought this was so cool. That is a nice tool. There's like a name for it and everything. I've never seen that. I don't know. A bag closer sealer upper?

That's the name. Like a high tech one. Yep. Hey, if you want to send us. So high tech. So that's Snack Attack. If you want to send us snacks, you shouldn't. And I'm not going to give you the address.

What's next? Follow at Face Jam Pod to stay up to date with everything. I'm going to be honest, Eric. We might need as much free food as we can get. Yeah, but we need a place to send it. Yeah, for now. It's my house. The building ain't going away, dude.

Along with my pluffle. Jesus Christ. We almost didn't get the pluffle stuff in. I'm going every episode until the thing dies. She likes saying, by the way, not just a joke in the episode. She likes saying outside the episodes. I still haven't gotten one yet. She keeps talking to us about how she hasn't gotten a pluffle.

Please send all pluffles to my house. Gracie's house. Don. Please send all pluffles to. Yeah. My house. Gracie's house. Carol Gracie. Don't send anything to Gracie's house. They could. At Face Jam Pod.

Stay up to date on everything. Spitting Silly is next week. Yep. All the updates coming. Yep. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Stay tuned. Guys, I think we should have a marketing meeting here soon.

Yeah, I think we might have to. But that's it for our general business. Jordan, anything? This gun is fun. They're right, right? I'm all about fidget weapons. We got to make a Face Jam version of this. Hell yeah.

Well, cracking. We were. It's just we're not anymore. When's the grackle coming out? When's the shoulder grackle coming out? I have one. When's the shoulder grackle coming out? We're one. When's the shoulder grackle coming out? We're done with our-

What do you mean last merch drop? There's no more- What? What's your reputation now? I don't understand. Like, last merch drop. Yeah, but what about the shoulder grackle? Yeah, I mean, what about them?

What about my job? I don't fucking know what about it. It's also, I could see if they didn't know that we were shutting down, they'd be like, ah, but they do know. Yeah. Very aware. I know you're shutting down, but you're like, ah, but they do know. Yeah, very aware. I know you're shutting down, but you're going to keep making Face Jam and keep making merch, right?

That's still happening, yes? I just want to make sure that the podcast keeps coming out. Jesus Christ. Everything's changing so fast, it's hard to keep up. That's why we say to follow Face Jam Pod. So when Face Jam Pod says something that contradicts us, listen to them. I smashed it to pieces.

Oh my God. I pistol whipped those chips apart. Oh no.s us, listen to them. I smashed it to pieces. Oh, my God. I pistol whipped those chips apart. Oh, no. Oh, well, time to buy another one. Let's get out of here. Oh, that means another knife. Jesus Christ. Gracie, you want to finish the wordle?

We have like four minutes before we hit an hour here. Don't mind if I do. I mind. I mind if you do. I definitely mind. You guys don't have to be held hostage. Yeah. The end of the episode.

The last five minutes of the episode will be crossword friends. Live! Okay, so. Rate and subscribe and tell a friend about the show where we eat the food and rate the food. She just doesn't care what you're saying. And Gracie will do the wordle. What?

Crossword connections. Like us as. Okay. Oh, the crossword connections. Tuning next time. Yours is broken too now, idiot. Hmm. Does it start with an A?

Or does the A go here? I'll be honest. I don't even remember what the word is You're on your own I did it this morning You got it It was a bind Yeah, we did it

We're in a bind, alright you