100% Eat - In the Muff - Ride Along Arby's

Episode Date: June 5, 2025

Nick is losing his mind and Our Heroes are really into this shake. Eric's getting lots of a phone calls on the way back to the office then we get a chance to stir our mac before eating. That's how you know it's good, right? Right? What's that sound like? Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Rise to rewards with the BMO Eclipse Rise Visa card. Terms and conditions apply. Oh my God. What the hell, Jordan? Why'd you do it? Why did you ban me? Yeah, why? Why didn't you take the shakes from me

so I could get the- Because then you wouldn't have to hand yours back. You tried to do the wave. Yeah, don't understand. You're still going to have a shake, Nick. That's not- Yeah. I knew this truck as soon as I started backing up.

Like this truck's going to go started backing up like this trucks gonna go Fucking of course if anyone's losing their mind, it's Nick. That's a tiny dick truck right there. Oh, man Yo, let me tell you. Yeah, this is fucking delicious. Yeah, so It's so good. So fucking perfect orange drink I was just saying I like a shake now and then not really an orange one. Fuck me silly Yep, do you think this lady's gonna let me in or no? She's looking right at you. She is looking right at me. What?

Hello? Oh! Hello? Pick it up. No thanks. That's not a person you know, is it? No. Okay, I don't have to blank that good.

You. Yeah. Whatever. Fucking call him. I don't give a shit. Yeah, right? If they're fucking spam calling you, people should spam call them.

Yeah, fuck them up. Hey, let them have it. Nick's been filling your license plate the last couple of episodes, so. That's true. Who cares? He sent comments. So many people messaged me about that.

Well, now you don't have to worry about it now. Yeah. Oh my God, this is good. And now they're sending you mail about it. That's right. Yeah. And now they're coming over to my house about it. It's usually like too orangey for me. It is, this is such a great balance. Yeah, this is a good to my house about it. It's usually like two oranges.

It is, this is such a great balance. It's like real subtle. They nailed it. It's so good. It's like mostly flavorless milkshake, good. And then a hint of the orange. The orange isn't the first flavor. It's just, woo.

Oh man. It's just, you go and you get orange. Yeah. What? All right, let them have it. Let them have it. This one's spam risk, so. Oh. That means the other one was no risk. Yeah. What? Let him have it. This one's spam risk, so. Oh, that means the other one was no risk.

Yeah. Uh-oh. That was crazy. Call that one, too. Mm-hmm. Who's next? God damn. Could be anybody.

So we didn't, Nick didn't crow for sauce, which was very kind. But at the same time, they gave us like special Arby's, there's like special Arby's sauce for like the sandwich we ordered. So you stop it. So I was gonna do it. Yeah, I wasn't sure that he would have me as a contact.

Uh-huh. And I didn't know if my number would show up. You didn't want your phone number? Right. You think I don't have you saved as a contact? Maybe, I don't know. That would show up. You didn't want your phone number? You think I don't have you saved as a contact? Maybe, I don't know. That would be, we own a business together. Yeah, how often do I call you though?

We have a group chat. How often do I call you? No, but we're texting. Yeah, in a group chat. He just looks at the number one and knows it's Michael. The one who isn't safe. What am I on the call sheet? The process of elimination.

Don't put it in my call sheet. He looks at the number one and knows it's. Yeah dude. He's got Nick and Jordan and then number. Nick obviously saved first. I wouldn't be pissed. Well, we own two businesses. We own two businesses.

I mean, it makes sense. Once you get up to two, you have to add. I don't need to be in your fave five. Cause one of the others is a number in the other group chat. So. Oh man. I just didn't want to risk Nick not Blurring it out like your license So I assume those or those two I

Will those I don't care. I had the thought immediately of calling you and then I was thinking I don't know I'm surprised you didn't clog it to me. I'm doing like, oh, it could be anybody. Oh. You also said something too. God damn. You were like, oh, you don't say. Something to that effect. Man.

Why were there so many cars in the parking lot at the Arby's? There were a lot of old people there. Get this fucking milkshake. There were a lot of people. Yeah, there were a lot of parking lot at the Arby's? They're getting this fucking milkshake. There were a lot of people. Yeah, there were a lot of people coming into the Arby's. There was one guy at clock right as we walked in who was straight in front of us. And I told Jordan right before we left,

I was like, this guy right behind me, that guy is from the East Coast. Was he the old guy in the hat? No, he didn't have a hat. He was the one who looked like an old... An old Gremlin looking old man. Yeah. He was like an old Danny DeVito, but regular style, I guess. From New Jersey. Yeah. Like an old Danny DeVito but regular style, I guess.

Who is, from New Jersey. Yeah. Oh, more human. Oh, dude, like anyone on the Sopranos, if they got old enough. Yeah. It looked like that, just like roundish. The problem is they don't get old enough.

Yeah, yeah, they don't. Oh, yeah. Not when you work in sanitation. Is the line of work being a fat Italian? Yeah. Yeah. Let me tell you, I'm applying.

Business is booming. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, you're right. Because look at the Rizler and those Costco guys. Yeah.

Business is booming. That's big. That's big time work. That's new soprano stuff. You got James Gandolfini Jr. Yeah. Who's name I don't know. Yeah.

What? Jun Yeah. What? Junie. What? Junie. Junie? Like, oh, like junior? Yeah, shot in the dark. Didn't think about that.

Junior Ciprano. Oh, right in the muff. It's like. I'm killing this. You gotta be kidding me. I'm gonna get hit by a fire truck. Such a stomach ache. But if your car catches on fire, boom, they're there. I'm getting hit by a fire truck. I have such a stomach ache. But if your cottage is on fire, boom, they're there.

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Man, get me back so we can eat this delicious mac and cheese. Go faster. You're driving. Honestly, drive slower. What do you mean? The shakes are melting. Our shakes might melt. We got those.

I, mine's not. Look at this. Can you imagine the streams I'm gonna have? Holy shit! No lactate? You drank the whole thing? Yeah, I took one. Oh, okay.

I only had one. I may have put some at the office. I don't remember. Oh my God. I'm good. I'm fucking hungry. We have mac and cheese. Yeah, it's gonna be bad. You're gonna have a great night.

What we got this far? So you're gonna have a horrible evening. I'm gonna have a horrible evening. A horrible second half of the episode. I'm gonna have a great evening where I close my eyes and see Michael shirtless wet. Yeah, and white. And white. And white.

White Michael. God damn right you are. We were sitting there waiting for the food and leaned over to Eric and I was like, hey, you wanna know what you're doing tonight? And he was very confused. I went, seeing this when you close your eyes. Yep, yep.

And there was the wet shirtless out of the shower Michael. And I called him White Michael. Yeah, but it looked good. White Michael. You look great. It's ruining it. You interrupted a workout. I mean, yeah, that's true. Yeah I mean you look great and it's just like I don't know what your steroid cycle is right now But like dude, I mean you're on so it's good. I just do whatever. Yeah, I just do whatever. Yeah. Yeah

Yeah, I call it steroid roulette. Yeah I literally can't think of another way that you would get in shape and healthy, but I assume you're just on steroids. Sweet. Yeah. So all I have to do is take steroids and nothing else? I don't even work out. Sweet.

That's some good shit. When you said you have five minutes left in the workout, you have five milliliters left. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So he's really close. It goes in slow. Yeah, it's really slow. It goes in slow.

It's like molasses. It takes all along. Yeah. It's in slow. Yeah, it's really slow. It goes in slow. It's like molasses. It takes so long. Yeah. It's very painful. Yeah, it sounds awful. Very painful. Worth it though. Oh, absolutely.

You got everything? Yeah. Is the getting wet just a side effect? Yeah, it's just sweat. Okay. I played basketball for the first time in a year. I don't bathe. Oh, really?

Yeah. Basketball guy? Big basketball guy. Yesterday? Oh, I forgot the food. Yesterday. I had don't bathe. Oh really? Yeah. Basketball guy? Big basketball guy. Yesterday? Oh, I forgot the food. Yesterday. I had a feeling that one of the bags got forgotten. I just didn't know which one.

Oh, I didn't forget a bag. I got it. It was all 93 degrees and it was a covered lot. That's pretty good. I left the AC on since yesterday because it did not get cold yesterday. No. And I was like, I don't care.

It's one day. Did a bird hatch? Or was it a cat? Or a reptile a snake that's cool maybe a dinosaur maybe it killed the cockroach ten soon oh ten soon what a tension was protecting rebirth oh what I don't know man now our last line of defense no no no no no no no the snake killed ten soon now we need Ricky Tki Tikki Tavi to kill the snake. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Many people are saying this. It is nice and cold.

It is nice in here. Okay, so. I'll turn, I'm gonna turn the heat up. I'm getting too cold now. Yeah, good idea. Yeah, it might be too cold. So check it out. So we got, this is the mac and cheese.

Please stir before eating. You better stir it. What's on there? What the fuck? You gotta remind people. Why? So we got that. Well. Punching napkins.

And then these are the barbecue pulled pork sandwiches. And then these are the barbecue brisket. And why were you so outraged when I said get two of these? I wasn't outraged. I went like, oh, I hadn't thought. Well, I had thought of it. You were flumming. I had thought like he was gonna be outraged.

You looked a little like that. But check it out. Yeah. Holy shit, they're huge. Whoa! This is the collab thing that they're doing. Anthony? Anthony Anderson?

Yes. People hate him. They do? It's Anthony Anderson and Cedric the Entertainer. Oh. Cedric the Entertainer? Yeah. Where's Cedric?

I don't know, that's the AC. He probably has the other sauce. What about Bernie Mac? I got some bad news. Yeah. Uh, his show was renewed. Yep. Oh, that's cool. Yeah.

Well, let's wait and see. But what's her next season? It's been years. Let's stir up this mac and cheese, some of it sort of browned. Yeah, you want a little bit of flavor. Right? Yeah.

Yeah, it's a little bit of flavor. Yeah. Yeah. It can be, Eric. ASMR. Oh. bit of flavor yeah yeah it can be Eric ASMR Dude, if you'll eat that, you'll eat anything. Don't tell nobody. Smash in his face. Don't tell anybody.

Let's see. Fucking eat it already. God, it took forever. He doesn't like it. Stay tuned for the review. That's the face he made when I said get two of each. And then he's going to be like, I love it. What a great idea.

It's really good. I didn't think about how good this would be. It tastes real different than... Than mac and cheese? Than what you would think. What's mac and cheese? Mock? Mic and cheese.

Mic and cheese! What's that? White Mike. White Mike. White Mike. It's the white cheddar mic and cheese. White cheddar mic. White cheddar mic. Mike. It's the white, it's the white cheddar Mike and cheese. It's the white cheddar Mike. Boom. White cheddar Mike.

All right, enjoy, we'll see you later. Bye. Cool.