100% Eat - Interviewing an AI Ghost - Carl’s Jr Ride Along

Episode Date: August 14, 2025

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I forgot that HDR was turned on the first time we shot with this, so I had to deal with that whole Oh, that's funny. That's fun. Did it look good? No. What do you mean? No. No, what do you mean? It's HDR. Wasn't it super bright? Automatically good. Oh, yeah, super blown out. Yeah, it's really cool. Premiere for some reason doesn't work well with, uh, HDR. Because it's new technologies. Yeah. Right. Still. They don't have like the capacity or capability to

What the fuck? This is why I use Windows Movie Maker. Still on their own side. Does that get around the HDR problem? What's HDR? I'm working in 280P. This guy's posting up in the center. Yeah, this is cool.

I think they want to like go left. I don't know what the fuck they were thinking. I think they definitely wanted to go left and that stupid fucking sign was stopping. That and also this giant median. Yeah, the median as well. getting in the way. I had enough.

Enough is enough. Every time we come up here every like six to eight months or so, there's more people. Oh yeah, well they're all moving out here. Because they're fucking. More people living up here. Oh, it's all these baby drivers, dude. Like the movie?

Yeah, dude. No, that's better. More diapers though. Dyepper. Diaper. Diaper. Why do you say diaper if it's diaper if it's diaper. Because that sounds stupid.

It does. You're right. Yeah. Yeah, I'm in. That sounds like a fucking moron. So, yeah, I didn't say anything like that. Will you pass me the diapers or the diapers? Diapers.

Diapers. Diapers. Dipers. Divers. Divers. The bears. That's what it's from. Now this, now this is.

Well, guys, save it. This is a podcast. Diper. Lightning in a bottle. Guys, this is too good. So what is this? Yeah. Hey guys, Coors.

You guys do. This is better than talcum powder. Cover me in it. Is there a way we can do this without Jordan? Oh, Jesus. I've been saying it for five years. Yeah, so was everybody else. We got to get it.

Yeah, everybody else. This show is awesome. I don't want to change a thing. So is there a way, joke. What you guys have is just the chemistry. It's magic. It's great. It's so awesome.

No one's important, right? Like, we could just do it. Does Nick do anything? So how do we... Wait, wait, Nitz the monkey? You guys are so good together. How do we split you up? Yeah.

Who are we just... Can we put Gavin in the monkey mask? Do you have any ideas for how to sell this to Discovery Channel? Thoughts? What will you cook? When will you cook? The guy's over in FaceCham. whoever they are at this time.

Yeah, whatever the fuck. Are cooking up something crazy in the kitchen. Those crazy cooks over at Face Jam are going nuts on some food. That's getting choked up thinking about. Is there like a... That's why it was a generic name. Is there like a band who's changed the entire lineup over the course of like... Oh, that there's no...

Yeah, there's like a lot of like zombie bands. Yeah, I guess that's what you would call it. Yeah, that are still like around in touring. Like I think Spinal Tap. didn't while they keep losing drummers did you have an adjourn yeah and then i think like foreigner was one of them also there's like a few bands like that that are just like no original members don't you don't you don't you have to be like a different band at that point with like nobody else

no because no because somebody owns the name you also you just we can go buy a name from like we can go buy the IP yeah from someone and just be that band and change the name of this podcast to like they also didn't all get replaced at It was like a slow ingestion of new people. And then like the last original number dies or something. To the point where like the crossover, there's so much kind of overlap. Yeah. With people who were new at a time, but like at this point have been around for a while.

We gotta think about what band we could take over and then make that like this podcast. Van Halen. The monkeys. I mean, daft punk doesn't do anything. The monkeys. The monkeys are really good. I don't know if there's any of those guys left. I doubt it.

We could probably get it. Easier to take over. Yeah. We could probably do it. their monkey style monkey style we're all wearing the mascot head i'm not well you're the manager we have a little like the tom hanks we're like the rest oh cool we have that thing you do guys we have we have little plastic ones yeah like the monkey emojis look like oh he's got like the real he's got the real yeah yeah fleshed out one and you guys are like pulling it off to like the side and like winking like we're like regular guys but he can i'm gonna be trapped in it man on the iron mask

I'm going to be the Mike Love of the group. Okay. I'm going to do nothing, play no instruments and take all the credit. Grow the shittiest beard and wear little driving gloves. That's usually my job, but I don't know. You should start wearing driving gloves around everywhere. Oh, yeah, dude. Kokomo.

Oh, my God. Oh, brother. There's nothing worse that could happen to society than Mike Love being responsible for a number one hit. And it happened. Yep. Because it's all he ever wanted. That's it. Success. Finally, I mattered. I contributed.

That's right. This is Kokomo. Our number one song and on drums is the guy from full house. Guys, is this awesome? Isn't this better than the Beach Boys? Don't wonder why Brian Wilson isn't here. Shut up. Comeo. Shut up. Here's Kokomo.

The classic Beach Boys sound. Yeah. That's pretty good. I can drink to that. When Brian Wilson died, so many people were like, oh, man, I'm just so bummed. I love Coca-mo. Rest of peace, big dog.

Now he's having fun down in Cocoa. You guys play the song? You guys see the Ozzy Osbourne stuff? Yeah, he died. The video of him. They did like the AI shit where he's holding like a selfie stick. And then it's him in heaven with like Michael Jackson. What the fuck?

If you not seen this, Jordan, look it up. I know I don't want that on my phone now I'm pretty sure it was like a Rod Stewart concert where that was like the tribute and it's him and like Tina Turner and Tupac and Michael Jackson and it looks like shit did you see the fucking Epstein yeah all my friends are here who's that yeah who is that oh the financier we're still talking about that guy yeah he had a plane I'm on the roof. Stop asking questions. I can't hear you.

Is that like a Beatles reunion thing? Oh, yeah. Speaking of bands that broke up. Oh, man. I can't believe you guys haven't seen that. It's great. You can't believe it? Yeah.

Okay. Seems like a thing that you would have definitely seen. It seems like a thing we would have definitely seen when you show it to it. Oh, and baby, you're going to see it. Yeah, I almost don't want you. Definitely weren't your wheelhouse to show us. I saw the thing. Jim Acosta interviewed the AI.

I thought he was going to say Jim Alpert. Interviewed the AI ghost of a kid who died in the parkland shooting. What? His parents put his likeness into an AI. That is. What the fuck? And then he interviewed the AI. Jesus Christ.

At least of all, First of all, you can interview. There are kids who survived it who you can talk to if you would like to get their you want it. Yeah, but... Second of all... Unreliable. Their stories are unreliable.

Go straight to the source. The poor kid is unable to consent to this because he's dead. It's fine. His parents are it's fine. It's totally unethical. What? Hey, you know what?

Both sides. I think it's a gray area. I don't think it's gray at all. Yeah, I think it's pretty black and white. Yeah, I think it's pretty... I think those parents are idiots. If he wanted to not consent, you should have stayed alive.

Yeah. So, tough. So anyway, he should have been, he should have thought about that. So anyway, I decided to go to school. So anyway, what was like, what were his wise words? Did they ask him what it's like? I did not see anything. Like, what's heaven like?

I just saw that they were doing this. And I, again, similar to the Ozzy Oswald thing, don't want to watch. No, that's, I feel like I'd just get upset. I'm okay with the Ozzy Osseport thing. By comparison, sure. He's holding a selfie stick. He's holding a selfie stick and he's like in the, like,

flying in the clouds. It was like Michael Jackson. Sharon! But it looks. The fucking dogs won't stop shitting! It looks like it's on a point five. So it's just like these big faces. It's awesome.

He thought he made what you're describing 20 years ago. So, that doesn't know. I'm holding the camera. I hold my friend. You could have showed him that when he was alive, and I'm pretty sure he would ask, wait, did you make this? I don't remember filming this. No, I don't know that he can go that far.

I kind of remember filming this. It looks familiar. It looks very good. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, I remember with a two-bug. Rock and roll. It's also up there with the bat he ate. It's got no head.

It's just wings in a body. Go like. Oh, friend. You know, I never got to apologize, but I did to you. This is what happens when we have a long time bad. Oh, man, we're not even halfway back, too. Yeah.

Remember that Halloween episode where they, like, faked it to the audience that Jack killed their dog? What? What? No. Oh. I don't remember that at all. This is also still when people believe fully, like, reality.

Yeah. Right. It was all real and not, like, produced it. Yeah, it was a thing they did where, like, he, like, accidentally ran the dog over with a lawnmower or something. And he was like, I killed the dog. Like, it was like a real episode. And the whole episode.

he was like hiding it from his family and they're like missing the dog and it's just like look i can't tell i don't know i'm going to tell him to it was like dead serious and at the end it was like got you just kidding i think it was a Halloween it was either april was or Halloween i think it was a Halloween episode that's crazy they were like we played a trick on the audience and people were like what it real i what uh huh yeah but it was the whole episode that's there was like i killed the dog how fucking you're it's fucking weird doesn't he host a paranormal show now or something Does he? Yeah.

He looks like he does. I don't know if he does, but he looks like it. I think he was doing one of those ghost shows that's on Travel Channel. I just know that they have another sister, like an older sister who like, I was going to say, I'm not going to be on the show. I respect the hell out of her. She wanted to be like a serious musician. Oh.

So she was like, I want to be like Fiona Apple. So I'm not selling out and doing this. And then the show got anything she wanted. Because she thought this was like so like lowbrow, whatever. And then it got really popular. and then she's like, well, now I can't do it because it definitely looks like I'm just writing coattails. So she just never did it.

Well, good for her. Well, I still think she made the right choice. Yeah, sick of your guns. I think she could have had a, I think she probably going to have a music career. I feel like for the other two kids that like, they were the worst age to be. Oh, yeah, absolutely.

Like in the midst of like puberty and like, just being awkward. Yeah. To have it so publicly faced. Yeah. Just like open. to like insane the criticism of absolutely Kelly Osborne like play at Ozfest

because she was like she was like trying to do like a singing career thing and I feel like she's saying at Oz fest She's trying to be like Fiona Apple. She's trying to be like Fiona Apple But she sold out. She like sang a song at Ozfest or whatever and like got booed off the stage. Oh man see at Ozfest of all places But I mean like why is she at Ozfest of all places?

Her dad right but the audience there isn't there isn't going to be like hell yeah it's Kelly Osborne. Like they want to, it was 2003, they wanted to see disturbed. Like, everyone was fucking stupid. They wanted to get down with the sickness. That's all they wanted. Just new metal bullshit.

Terrible. Terrible. Michael's a new metal head. You won't talk about it. I'm what we like to call Neo-New. It's new, new, it's N-E-W. N-E-W. Uh-huh.

It's a little more proper, if you will. Yeah. Yeah. That's at Neal in front of anything. Yeah. I'm a Neo-Streamer. Yeah. I'm a Neo podcast.

That actually sounds really good. We should really trailblaze Neo podcast. The first ever Neo podcast. Yeah. Who does it look like the Matrix? Dude, this is a good idea. We should tell me we're Neo podcasters, though. This should be the first Neo podcast episode.

Yeah. We are the one. What does that look like? Do we all dress up like Neo from the Matrix? No, no, I think that's kind of cyberpunk. I think he dressed the monkey at me. Whoa. The really small sunglasses.

He just keeps kicking back his trench coat, like with his hands. Hell yeah. Pulling out sausage. I know Kung Fu. Sauce. Lots of sauce. Dude, Neo-Podcaster. It's the hallway scene, but it's his stepdad.

His dad, his father-in-law, trying to get the sauces, and he's just blocking every move. And your stepdad, who cares? They're all there. They're all clones. They're just eating weird French fries. I think you've actually told us this story before, but on the way to Carl's Jr., Nick told us the story about his father-in-law, took some fried pickles that he mistook for fries. It was just like, your wife ordered the fried pickles, never got him.

And then your father-in-law was like, oh, I just thought those were weird fries. Well, yeah, because we were sitting waiting for them. My wife orders them, and we share them when we go to Draft House to see a movie, and we took them for this occasion. And so I guess they just dropped all the food at where he was sitting. Why would they do that? They do that a lot. They'll pick like one fucking table. Yeah, like you're the guy who gets it. And so you deal with it.

Yeah. You're like, oh, well, that's weird. It's never, never came. Yeah. We told, we mentioned it to them at the end of he's like, oh, I, uh, I thought those were just really weird fries. Just the weirdest fries in the world. The weirdest, short, smallest amount of fries. But also fries you didn't order, seven of these fries is like shit.

I just thought food showed up that I didn't order and it's different than what I thought it would be, which was nothing because I didn't order it to begin with. Fucking crazy. Now you see how he took my sauce. Okay. Well, no, he took your sauce out of power move. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

You're just like, this is my sauce. Nick, you're going to need to start believing. What? Revenge. Whoa. I know fast food. I know fast food. Nick's in the chair. just like twitching. Ah, he says to him and goes,

I know the geography of Austin. This used to be there and that used to be this and this used to be that. There's 35. Okay. Eric, I'm also desperate to get off this route. Yeah, I don't blame you. Trying.

I'm trying. We're, find us a route. Okay. We need an exit. 290 East. But then also it's naked guns, so they break the phone. He picks them, I was about to say, he's breaking them.

there's a part in that movie probably the most that I laughed and it's so juvenile and like dude the whole theater was pretty good like people enjoyed them and it was like half full for a movie that that was at 1230 on a Tuesday

definitely people older than me people were laughing dumb as jokes but there's one where they're interrogating somebody and he's like you're at the bank robbery But he's like, I wasn't there. He was like, I have you on body cam.

And so they're showing Linneeson's body cam throughout the day, which half the time is not body cam. It's like a GoPro in a car. Sure, sure. But whatever. And he keeps going like, fast forward, fast forward. But it's him driving around and then eating a fucking like chili dog. Uh-huh.

And then he's going, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And he, uh, he pulls over to go to, like, a gas station. And he's waiting in line. There's all these people. And if there's a line. And he pulled out his gun and started shooting him to get the guy out of the bathroom. And he gets back in the car and he was just like, you're a disgrace. You're a disgrace.

You almost ruined another suit. And it keeps cutting back to the interrogation room. And they're like, no, stop, no. And he's like, he's like, ugh. And then he's gone, you're worthless. You're worthless. You're an animal. You're an animal.

And then he like pulls up another one and he starts eating another one. And the guy there interrogating is like, don't do it, man. And he's sitting in the corner and he goes, I had five more that day. And he was making like farting noises his car. I was like this fucking rules. That's Michael with milkshakes. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is.

And like the commissioner or whoever is, CCH founder. Oh, awesome. Oh, that's great. Yeah. She's like, damn it, drive it! William Neeson was good. Oh, my God, he was so good. Awesome.

It was dumb. Such an unlikely, like. Cast, yeah, casting to pick up. God, it was so funny watching him do that. It was so dumb, dude. I gotta see that, but Jordan needs to watch the crow. There's, oh, and- You should really do a crow along.

The bad guy from the crow is the bad guy in the- No way! Yeah! Yeah! That old white dude? Yeah! Alright, so maybe I should watch the crow first. Oh, yeah.

He reprises a similar role. Crow prequel! pre-equal. There's so many good lines throughout the whole movie where like they're talking about like what the bad guy's plan is or whatever and they're like, he was working on a device that would calm people down

but they reverse his technology and he's like reversed, calm them up? It's that the whole movie. Right. That's awesome. I loved it. Dude.

I loved it. And I was like, there's like two people that would see this movie with me. That's awesome. Like, there's not that many people I go to the movies with anyway. Yeah. Most of them would not have had a good time.

I was just like, there's rules. Oh, shit. Dude, I was cackling out loud. There were a couple parts. There's, there's, there's, there's, when he's meeting him, the bad guy, and it's like doing that fancy, like, bad guy thing, like, ooh, I'm a tech guy.

I'm here to help. Da-da-da. And he's like schmoozing him. And then he opens. a bottle of wine, they drink it, and he's like, from Cosby's private collection. Jesus Christ. That's wild.

I know. Wow. Does he spit it out immediately? He kind of goes, holy shit. Yeah. Oh, my God. I didn't get the joke.

I laughed at it. Yeah, I was just having fun. We're still talking about this guy? Move on. the Cosby find this. Oh my God. Uh, Jordan, you want to watch The Crow? I will watch The Crow if it's in a setting where we're like, yeah, watching, watching

it as a group. Whoa. You should do another Discord watch a lot. Oh, yeah. We should. You're gonna hate The Crow. Oh, you're gonna hate the Crow. Oh, you're gonna get the Crow.

I hated all the other movies we watch. Yeah, this is probably one of the worst. Is it at least like riffable? Uh, it will. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If we can get another, we will. If we can get another A-Cab, moment out of it.

Yeah. Fuck yeah. It'll be a lot, it's, it'll be a lot easier to determine its riffability in a setting where you can actually talk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not silently riffable, enjoyable. Yeah, right? Like, we're in a movie and I'm like, so fucking stuff.

Yeah. You're in the movie going, oh my God, I hate this. Yeah. I'm like, in the, I'm sinking you in my seat going, please end the movie. You got so low in your chair. It just kept going. End it. It kept going.

Yeah. I just kept taking phone calls. It's true. You left like three dollars. I was just like, you missed shit. I was just texting like, if anyone wants to talk to me, call me now. I'm tweeting my phone number out going, I mean, just whatever. I think when people debate whether or not Madam Webb versus Craven the Hunter, which one's worse?

I would say we've gotten a lot more enjoyment out of Madam Webb. I would agree. Absolutely. Craving the Hunter is not even close. I would not want to watch that movie again. No. I don't want to watch either movie ever again. The crow I could watch again

in that setting. Like where we talk shit, where we get a pizza and we talk shit. Craven the Hunter never once. Never once goes crow mode. No, never. And he's supposed to be like an animal. Yeah.

He doesn't even choose crow. And then at the end, his brother has a giant head, but it's his head. I'll just pretend like we're watching naked gun. Yeah, pretend that other guys on the screen. Right. Is he another choy dog now?

Well, this is just the villain of naked gun origin. Yeah. Oh, we should definitely do a curl watch along. We were talking about that, like, what, like last week or something? I think it's a really good idea. I think that'll be fun. Because that movie... Let's do it this month, one of our extra dates on our free days.

Got plenty of those. Free schedule. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we go, yeah. Should be easy. No whole problem. Yep. 100% horsing around. Uh-huh.

Maybe we can steal a Saturday here or that. 100% free time. This car wants to hit us. Hit him, hit him, hit him. Crow him! You're the crow now! He's got crowed. The crow's awesome because it's just a guy getting his ass kicked for like the entire movie.

I remember you saying that and he dies and then he goes back. He just keeps getting the shit beat out of him. You know exactly what's, it's like Madam Webb, where like you know what's happening and understand it. So much sooner than him. Oh, sure. But he's like verbalizing that like I don't understand. I got shot to death. He just keeps saying I don't understand.

I got shot to death, but I didn't death and I'm healed. What's going on? Why can I see the future? Promo, dude. Just fucking, just caca. It's, no one can see this, but all the cars on that street had, like, abandoned vehicle notices. Oh, my God, they do. Yeah.

Well, they probably can't be a bus. Free cars! I better get my car over there, so I can join the driver. Abandon me. Yeah. You can get all kinds of new friends. Dude. I have one of those put on.

my car once. Really? So. It was abandoned? Let me tell you. Tell us. Let me tell you. This was years ago.

Let me talk to you. I had just moved in to the house I live in now. This is back when there were maybe five houses on my street. And I had this old Prius. And it got totaled. And I got it towed back to my house. And I didn't want it in the driveway. Again, no house.

houses around me. Right. So I'm just like put it on the side of the street and like this thing is undriveable. It's got no front end. It's been totally crunched. Somebody like somebody rain into me. Uh huh. And it's like I gotta get it, uh, uh, I gotta have the insurance ingester come and

like he's gotta look at it and then total it and then they'll take it away. It was there for like a week and somebody reported it. No shit, really? It's like what am I supposed to do? Oh my god. I can't drive it. I ended up, it ended up turning on and I just moved into the drive. Oh wow.

that's crazy nice bag michael michael's new bag what kind of bag is this my prada amebo's bag what also for today uh-huh oh jordan you can get the amebo that's true uh yeah there's there's like little i don't want to ruin it but there's little characters that show up at the end and it's like we love amoebo michael jordan podcast this week i think is going to be some uh donkey con amebo you got the amoe his amoe bag It looks like like a child

gets like a little bit like just in case too I have the bag I don't need them we might need them you might but we don't did you not turn the the mirror thing on no honestly not

it was on earlier sure it was on earlier maybe he ran out of battery I would hope that's what happened or it's dead I just isn't that same thing it could be dead forever flaunting your wealth

yeah the mostly the Meebo yeah yeah the back I don't what is who is just pray to I don't know well that's it all right well we're gonna go do this episode hopefully you like this one uh patreon.com slash 100% no no now we're gonna make your dick brains come out bye there's not much