100% Eat - It STINKS %% Jack in the Box Treehouse of Horror Meal

Episode Date: October 6, 2026

Something died. Or the sewer exploded. It's BAD. And we're not even talking about the food. But imagine eating in a sewer. That's what this episode smells like. We can hardly stand it but we're bringing it TO YOU because these are OUR HEROES. Enjoy this more than we enjoy Jack in the Box, which is on thin ice. We're LIVE tomorrow at 6pm CT 6pm CT for a SNACK ATTACK: SNACKLOG Sign up on Patreon to get access and watch the Snack Attack LIVE on discord. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Here we nailed it. Yeah, first try, baby. Nip, first try. Just took them a couple weeks. Third time's a charm. Welcome to 100% Eat the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. You probably do. I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co-host, Jordan Swares, Jordan.

How are you today? How are you feeling? I'm called in my breath. If I don't breathe in, I won't smell anything. It stinks still. It still definitely stinks. So we're supposed to do... It's a little stinky.

We're supposed to do the stream. We had to call a plumber. This whole thing's been going on. What's crazy is that we were going to record yesterday. We would have gotten into this problem a little sooner. Yeah. But Michael wasn't feeling well. Yeah.

So we were like, oh, we'll double up. We'll double up on Wednesday. It was not the day to do it. Just let it stoo. Imagine that smell, you come up, you walk into that smell yesterday. I would have thrown up immediately. I mean, I threw up yesterday. I wasn't feeling.

We would have heard the door open and then he would have gone, Blah! I guarantee you. without a shadow of a doubt, I would have vomited right on the floor. I was the third one here and I walked in and immediately

definitely smelled something. Like, that's weird. I didn't even get to say anything. Nick was like you were just like coming down the stairs and you just looked at me and you go, I know. It's bad. And I was like, what's going on? Why does it smell like this? I walked in.

I got here probably 10 minutes before Nick. I walked in and immediately like punched in the face by that smell. Yeah. And I took out the trash just to be sure. But it is like, we, we called the landlord to like call the plumber because it was like, this smells like human.

Like it's not like sewage. It's vile. It's not like sewage. It's still lingering too. It might have been trash. But even if it's trash, and when you said, too, you're like, I took out the trash. It's like the trash. It's like, the trash.

Yeah. You know, just like, if there's like, if there's, Food. Burger and burger wrappers. We throw food away. Discarts. I put it immediately in the garage. Yeah. Yeah.

This was like not. Well, this was human. This was smelled human. We got back. This was manmade. So we went and we ate at the restaurant. So I was like, I don't want to eat here. I don't want to do the snack stream.

And I also, I don't want to eat the fucking food here. So we got back and came to the garage and you were like, smell the trash. And the trash did smell bad. But I'm like, oh, wait, this was in the house. And you're like, yeah, that was. the trash and I'm like I don't know like it could be because it's just like a regular kitchen trash can so it's not like it contains the smell at all but the plumber was already on his way yeah and I was like I got to check the trash yeah so then I went outside and I started

rooting around in the trash and I found some old meat from when we bought it for something it was maybe um who knows it was um I think it was like a food court thing yeah okay we had we had honey ham and there was a sandwich bag filled with like, I think it was baloney if we got baloney but it was like all squished up

and it's like I think I threw that in the trash in last week on the day because I was in the fridge you reminded me you were like oh we gotta go through that fridge

there's like we still have boiled peanuts in there and I'm like oh yeah I threw away some stuff last week and I probably just went and threw it in there

so it could have been that it could have been that it could have been that but then I shouldn't still be smelling it it was very strong but it was very strong and maybe it's absorbed into the walls. Yeah, dude.

So, yeah. It's either... The plumber tried, like, he put some chemical down all the drains that might, like, clear out everything if there's anything back up. Yeah, it's like a drain wash

type deal. He kept, uh, I don't know if you guys were around me and Nick were up here when he was like, oh, this bathroom when he's pouring the stuff down or whatever. Oh, he walked in this room and was like... He was like, what is this? And we're like, oh, we're like recording some...

Don't worry about it. It's all good. And he went, this looks at. It looks cool. Yeah, it is cool. He thought it was really cool. Why should have you had him on the show? Then he went into the bathroom that this is connected to.

Uh-oh. And he was like pouring the stuff in or whatever and he's turning on the sinks and he just goes, your guys is water pressure sucks. It sure does. And I just went, oh, okay. And he's like, it's bad. And I went, yeah, it made you feel bad about it?

Like it's your fault. Yeah, and he just went, yeah, it's really bad. And I went, okay, and he's like, yeah, it's terrible. I'm like, all right. And he just kept turning it off and on and go and like look going And then turning back to it and it's like I didn't do anything This would be at a perfect time as a plumber to be like we could take care of it What do I do about? He didn't pitch me on it at all

He just wanted to let me know he already he already had his orders He was already doing job one Well he was already doing job one he's like call me over some meat So when he got you got you talked well I don't think he didn't even talk to him You talked to the landlord But you were like plumbers here And that's right when I was like, I'm going to check the trash. You were in the trash.

Because I had taken it out. Yeah. So it was on the curb because it is trash day tomorrow anyway. And there was only three small bags. Yeah. And I'm just like, bro, it's like sniff, sniff. Snip, it's this one. Yeah.

Right? Like, it's definitely this one. And I just like peeked it in there. And then I'm like, mm, got some old meat. Just a bag of meat. It sounds like something Charlie would say. Yeah. You and I.

You got old meat? You and I were here Saturday. Yeah, with the TV. Yeah. We got a CRT. We picked it up and came here first But I didn't spend letting it No, but you know what? That's enough time

Yeah, I guess so we're here on Wednesday Yeah So it could have been thrown away on Wednesday And here's the thing without thinking about it I probably went, it's trash day Because you usually take the trash out And I probably made the false assumption That was going out

I don't think I don't put it on the curb every week Yeah, well And I clearly didn't ask Hey no, hey this week it's on the curb It's definitely on the curb. And, you know, if there's food in it, I usually throw it at least in the big can in the garage. It wasn't.

It wasn't. But we ate at the restaurant last week. Also, if I had known somebody had thrown meat in there, I definitely would have done that. You've got to assume there's old meat. Yep. You know? You never know. It was, it's like, Jordan, you were talking about your leg, I'm thinking about getting those peanuts.

And I was like, I didn't think about getting rid of the meat. It was just action. Right. That was my mistake. We had that fucking cucumber. Yeah, the neighbor's yard. It was all molding. Well, I didn't want to take that out because it would rock.

Yeah. I threw it. So to think about it. I did forget. I threw it in the backyard where it is rotting very quickly. I did forget the goger on the counter. Yeah, I don't do that. I probably took the gogaret out when I threw the meat away.

I noticed the gogert. It was me, Nick, down there. And I was like, do you think the gogert? It's the gogert. Gogert needs to be refrigerated, right? Yeah, it does. But it didn't stink. So does a can of coffee that some people forgot to put in the refrigerator.

But anyway, Michael I were doing some deducing on that. I was digging through the trash when the guy showed up. And he was like, oh, hey, and I was kind of standing there waiting for a handshake. And I looked at him, I went, well, I was just digging through the trash. I was going raccoon style. Yeah, like, you've come upon me as I'm digging through the trash with my bare hands. Why don't you follow me inside? But then he came inside and was like, we're like, yeah, so it like really stinks in here.

And he went, oh, I don't. I can't smell anything. I don't know. I'm doing this job for so long. He's like, I've been doing this for like 30 years. So like I don't, honestly, I just don't even. Yeah. I don't smell.

I mean, I mean, valid. And it's like, valid, but not helpful. Just burned out receptors. That's why, that's why you need a new guy, like a rookie, like me. You got to get a lot style. Yeah. He comes in and he's just like. And he'd be like, oh.

Yeah. This guy didn't give up. I don't know, boss. This guy didn't. It's like, it's like, yeah. Imagine it's like corners with like dead bodies, you know. You just need somebody fresh. Like, yep.

There's funny, too, where he posited, like, you know, if the smell doesn't go away. Yeah. Could be from the AC, maybe dead animal or something. He started giving us kind of like a rundown of like a couple things. But then Michael was like, I know the difference. I was like, I know dead animal. It's not a dead animal. Trust me. He was like, oh, okay. I was very sure it's not a dead animal.

I was like, I've rooted around a lot of addicts. A lot of, trust me. That's like a decomposing smell. It's much drier. It's like stings a little bit. Drier is a good way. It's not, you said musty. It's musty, like your grandparents' attic.

And it's stinky, but it's like, oh, something's funky. Something's funky. This is like, bleh. So needless to say, this whole thing is derailed any. It's true. But I have a headache. Yeah. But if you can, so at the time this is going out, we'll probably be doing the stream.

We still got to talk about it or whatever, but it'll be. I mean, one, the smell's got to stop. Yeah. Please, hopefully. I keep getting whiffs of it and it is like into my brain. Fill the air. Yeah. If you can. We should have frees

before we. Oh, go back. Go get it, Mike. Go back in the kitchen. Downstairs in the kitchen? Okay. Go back and watch the video where we announced

that we're postponing the stream. They can't hear that. Nick is Nick is wearing the monkey mask and he's covering his monkey mouth because it smells so bad. Sting's like shit. And then realizes a spider

has fallen on him. It's like crawling on my arm. And then starts freaking out. But there's a spider on me. And then we're like, oh, there's spiders and sewer smells. That's so funny.

And then he makes the realization that, oh my God, the spider might have come out of the mask. And then you watch him make the realization and fuck his whole body moves in different directions

all at once. He throws off the mask. Fucking crazy. If the spider came out of the mask, it's out of the mask. There might be more. There might be more. So I've seen Charlotte's,

Upon that, like full-blown freak out. Yeah. They cut him after you're done filming and I'm like, I have like a spider thing and he's like, no. Right. I was like, it's just because they were in the mask and I didn't know what kind of spider it was. That was crazy.

I was like, hey, who likes spiders in them? That's like, ugh. This was, ah! Woo! My theory is that spider thing. Nick doesn't have a spider thing. Sauce monkey, terrified. Saw monkey terrified.

Yeah, yeah. I got a new hat. You can't tell from far away. It was in his head, so. It's corduroy. Yeah. Wow. Nick saw it.

He spelled ditto wrong. I also said nice couch. Yeah, it's nice, dude. I like it a lot. God, got his ass. I think quartered red's cool. Yeah, it looks really good. It is cool.

I'm going to wear my cordorite pants. Boy, that frabrese really helps. For a little bit. But that smell is like nauseating. Well, it's also like it helps. And hopefully, I'll be honest, maybe it was in the drain and he helped. Maybe it was the old meat.

Uh-huh. But the smell's gone. The verbiose. will help because it's already out. If it's not gone, it just mixes. Yep, it doesn't mean. That's, like, when you have an active stench and someone's like, oh, spray it.

It's like, it's not, I don't want that. Then it's just rotting for breeze. In their commercials would always be like, it doesn't just cover up the smells. It eliminates odors. It's like, I mean, not if it's still being caused. It doesn't counteract it. Right.

So, it's been a weird day. It's been a very weird day. I can't imagine. I want to, after smelling that smell for that long, I cannot imagine eating snack after snack. No. I don't.

That sounds. How about Jack in the Box? That was bad enough. Hey, Michael, what do we get today? Don't use it a coaster. It's the format. No! Oh, the value.

Wow. Show some respect. He worked a minute. Minutes this morning. I don't think I messed up any of it. Today we're reviewing Jack in the Botch Monkey Meal of Horror. As you can see.

Reference. Yeah, you know the Munchy. You know the Munchy Meal is the Jack in the Box thing. They have done... We all know it. They have done a Simpsons collaboration. The only thing we talk about Jack on the Box. The Munchy Meal.

They have done a Simpsonson collaboration. These were the last two cups. They were. You know, that's pretty rare, I think, for us, too. Like, we don't think we've ever gotten, like, hey, last two. It's usually they're out. I was glad to get out. And obviously, we only needed two anyway.

And I think we got one of the best ones. Yeah, the Munch Cat ones got. I don't really have, you know, a stake in Simpsons at all, but like, I like the great one. I was happy to get that one. Yeah, King and Kodos. I know. I'm saying it. I'm just saying.

I only know Lur. In the ride along, I was like, he's going to probe your ass. From the planet Omicron and Percy I. Hell yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, dude. Yeah, hell yeah. Let's bring back Futurama.

Again. Yeah. One more time. Five times the drama. That's fucking cool. Hell yeah. We love it. The ship is flying.

So cool. The ship actually doesn't fly. The whole universe moves around the show. Oh, that's right. Yeah, that's how... That's part of the show. Nick looked at me like I was an idiot and then... I don't know.

Who's goat tanks? We're goat-cousan? Oh, we got the box. Like, they gave us like the happy meal boxes. Oh, yeah. Where is it? It's downstairs. Okay. In the kitchen.

Again, the day left it in your car. I'm not going to get that. The day has been derailed again. The box is cool. Yeah, it's got all these little fun little characters. It's a close. the door and then he'll open the door? What do you mean?

Well, it's fun. We'll have some, hey, for a change. Well, hang on, he's looking for it. Hey, Nick, I'm saying close the door, close the door. And he said, lock it. So, so anyway. The spiders. He has a key.

You laugh, and he went, close, close, close. Hey, it does not smell good downstairs. Okay, so maybe it's not the meat. So this is the box. Whoa, show. some respect. It has all the characters but the one that really confused me. You can't see that. It's too far away. Yeah. But the one

that really confused me is like anime Lisa. Yeah. Go tanks. Old man. Weird. But the rest of it. Why do you hate it? When you were talking about it in the

restaurant, I looked at you go, yeah. They finally ran out of ideas. Nope. But 810 10 episodes. But it's all like, you know, it's like classic references. Yeah. You make Lisa anime.

That's what I'm saying. Yeah, you make anime. How do you fault them? They have, uh, they got like little tombstones like, uh, Frank Grimy Grimes. Who's Frank Grimes?

Yep. The dead one or the son? What? Frank Grimes. Frank, it's a tombstone. Oh, so I don't know what that means.

He's dead. Yeah, he died. Who is it? You don't remember Grimy? Old Grimmy? No, that's why I keep asking. He fried himself. It's, it's an episode.

I really like. this episode of The Simpsons. It's essentially like, imagine a guy that has no understanding of like the Simpsons and like the world that they're in just kind of comes into it. And then he has to work with Homer. And Homer is just like trying to be his friend with this guy's like, you're a fucking idiot. Like what, how do you have all these things? Sounds familiar.

Come on. And he's like, shit on his whole life. And he's just like, what the fuck? So Homer invites him over and everything. And he's showing him all of his accomplishments. And he's like, here's where I met the president. He's like, you've been to space. And he's like, oh, you've never been?

And it's so, it's so good. I don't think I've seen that one. But at the end, he pretends to be hoary. He's like, oh, I'm an idiot, whatever. And he grabs these two electrical wires. And he goes, ah! He's like, it's hard cuts to his tombstone. And I'm like, that's the funniest gag that she's ever done.

And then Homer's asleep at the funeral. It's so funny. It's such a good episode. Oh, that's really good. But all of the Simpsons references on here. They didn't bring him back? No, unfortunately, no. His son shows up again.

They killed him off. Mod style. Yeah. Yeah. They killed by a tire. This one's permanent. Yep. Well, it was at the races.

I thought it was the tires. It was the shirt gun. Yeah. There you go. She like fell out of the green stain, right? Yeah. I don't know what. I remember that.

Me too. I remember. They made like a big deal of it. Yeah. Yeah. Because they killed her. One of his characters will die. Like who's next?

Brian Griffin? That rest of peace. I love the guy that got the tattoo of Brian Griffin after they killed him in the family guy. He couldn't wait a week? No. It's so cool. that and the who killed Mr. Burns

who shot Mr. Burns God I remember that that was a cultural phenomenon That's another That was huge You waited all summer 711 had like tie-ins for it Like that's what I was right

I mean that was like Sipsons was like super popular Yeah It has a legacy popularity now dude But it's not like My kids don't know what the fuck it is No That was like everybody was talking about that

The ad that you saw Yeah it must have been for a tree house of horror because I haven't heard a Simpson ad and God knows how long but it was crusty and she goes why does he sound like that it's crusty the clowns like yeah but why does he sound like that

what's wrong with him? Yeah that's him I don't know yeah he's regular he's homer but he's a clown yep so we ate inside of the sensory overload jack in the box we ate oh right we ate inside the sensory overload jacking the box right we went back there We're really weighing our options like Do we want the stinker? Do we want the sounds?

Yeah, stinker sounds. Those were our choices. We took sounds every time. And boy, they were beeping when we walked in. I was just like, it hasn't stopped since the last time we left. It was so bad. Luckily it died down. God damn. Yeah, but then we were leaving it started up again. It did. What the fuck is up with it? It was so much.

What the fuck? But there were only two cups and because of that we got vouchers that we can redeem sometime in October for two tacos. November. November, I'm sorry. That's right. after Halloween. It was like, come back in November with this voucher and the receipt we'll give you a cup and two tacos.

And we have two vouchers. Yep. It's true. That's four fucking tacos, dude. That's four tacos. That's what I'm talking about. And I want two different cups too. You say I already have the cat. Give me Bart. Yeah, and then you take these with you. Are they all, are there six cups? Are they all different colors? He's a zombie and it's red. Oh, really? It's not this. It's not going to be the

the other Hugo? Maybe it is that one. I bet it's Hugo. He looked like a zombie at the glance I got but that looks like the pose he was in. I really like the colors on him.

They pop. Yeah, it's a good blue, a good green. I mean, it is the color of them aliens. Okay, so they have... Sit down. They have the kids here that are on the front.

The beat-knit kids or whatever. That's one of the cups and it's pink. They have cat. Marge. They have crusty doll attacking Jack. So it's just these these art assets. Yep, in the

teal. The one with Hugo is orange. If I get the Jack one, yeah, that's the worst one. And then there's Kang and Kodos and then there's Homer Jack in the box. And grease stains on the bottom. Definitely grease stains on the bottom. Wow, vivid and bright. They are vivid.

Yeah. They're cold. So better than the food. I'll tell you that. What do you Huh? This is my cup. You get a hamburger option or a chicken sandwich option. You do. Nick took the sandwich, no, Nick took the hamburger option.

We all got chicken sandwiches. Yeah. I was like, there wasn't a winning play there. There wasn't, but like, I already knew the hamburgers suck. Yeah, but I didn't want fried chicken. Might as well try something else. It's okay. It was hardly fried chicken.

Yeah. Oh. Well, that sucks. Anyway, let's get to the rating. No. We have to learn about Jack the Box. You don't know. You don't know shit.

I'm okay chatting this episode. Opinions, right? We just get out of this stink. Yeah. We get out of this literal shit hole. Jack in the box. Fact in a box. Wow, clever.

Thank you. You did work a little extra hard on this one. I worked a little extra. You know why he said that too? Because I never would have read it. No, 100%. Never would have read it. I would have either not noticed it or noticed that was not read it.

I don't read any of the headings. Come on. I assume most of them are wrong. Wet and our whistle still exists. We're still doing that? Was that the last 20 minutes? Yes, that's what we do. I mean, yeah, it's what we do every single time.

That's the show, baby. That is mostly the show. I don't want my whistle anymore wet from all these smells. No, I don't want anything wet. I like the Dragon Ball wet whistle. That was real good. I really enjoyed that. Unfortunately, I feel like my Simpsons'

knowledge is lacking compared to real die-hard fans. Which is funny, because in this room, you. Right? Like, I don't... Wait, what? Like, he's the Simpsons fan. I would I would say, Eric, Nick, no more than I do. Is it really? Yeah. Wow. He talks

about Simpsons more. You guys are just like Lurker fans. Yeah. I hear more from Jordan. I hear about Simpsons. I bring up... I hear about Simpsons almost solely from Jordan. I know some references. And I would I would say it all... Maybe I should hear more from Nick is get so offended. He was like, what? What?

more than me? I would say we all pale in comparison. You're going to have to buy him a fuggler. You keep talking about it like that. Or control. I'll get him a keyboard. Bro, I don't, I, you never drop any Simpsons ball knowledge. I only hear from Jordan, dude. Well, that's only because, like, I get it through Gus, who probably puts everyone to show. I know that.

I'm just saying, Gus has like a site where he makes gifts from the Simpsons to send. Like, he is, he's dialed. I just got a whiff of the smell again. Hang on. Whenever there's like a Simpsons reference, I have like, there's a group chat with me, Gus and Eric, and if like you guys start doing

Simpsons references, I'm sometimes like, Gotta look up. What is this one? But this guy didn't know Lisa. Anime. I didn't, I don't know what the fuck Lisa. He doesn't know anime. I just like, I mean, but that's new.

Yeah, but if you're the Simpsons guy, you should know. It's go Lisa. That's all I'm saying. She fused with Goku. At the Homer's son. That's that, that, that that. That's it. No.

Okay. All right. It's time. Jack in the box Fact in the box Our last Jack in the Box episode was April 7th, 2026 where we ate Jack in the Box

Hot Mess Munchy Meal for episode 100. We received an average rating of 16.5. Not good. I'm starting to think these munchy meals might be bad. Not good. Why would they... Hey, what's good? Hey, curly fries.

Got those curly fries. I don't know how bad it can be. Got those curly fries are pretty good. Togles are okay. Togos are very good. okay. And they, the tacos are not okay. What do you mean? They're serviceable.

They're serviceable. Tacos are fantastic. The tacos are bad. The tacos are so good. But they're bad and you still like some. Yeah. But they're not good. We really landed on.

The fries are actually good. Well, I took a bite and was like, I'm not hungry enough or drunk enough to be eating these. It's like they somehow, they feel stale, but they're not. That's just how they are. They're so crunchy. They're so crunchy to like. You wouldn't call that crunchy or anything else.

It's like, yo, what's wrong with this? You're a, you know what? I never thought of it like that. You're totally right. The hardest part of the taco is the middle part where there's so much of the crunchy taco. Not enough of the soaked, the greasy softened part.

And that's what you like. Okay. Oh, I love it. That's not serviceable. You said that this is, you said that Jack in the Box is my Burger King and I said, oh, you're absolutely right. Like I hadn't thought of it like that.

It's absolutely what it is. Because I want, I want seven jalapoppers, a curly fry and like four tacos. That's what I want. I want, I know what I'm getting you for Christmas. Yeah.

Oh, just like my dad. We can all be his dad. I watch Nick eat a taco in a way. I've never seen a person eat a Jack in the Box taco. From the bottom? Like the middle was so, like, soft. He had to start folding it in on itself. It was so, it was caving.

All of the crunch was gone. Him going, yeah. Go back a minute. They're serviceable. What are you talking about? Just because something caves doesn't mean it's bad. What do you just think that stuff? He serviced it.

It is bad, though. No, it's fine. Yes, it is. He serviced it. It's bad. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.

It doesn't mean it's bad. It doesn't mean it's bad. It doesn't mean it's bad. It just is and it's that. All food. Those are two different things. Yeah, but they're both true. But they're both true.

Except for Jack at the box. I can. can't be good. It can be. It can be. And this was serviceable. It was serviceable. Which, to be honest, I don't know where that lands on the good to bad spectrum. I want to say it's fine.

Hey, he just said it's fine. It is fine. Right. And 16.5. Servissible. All food can be good. It can be. Picky, man. Oh, my God. Hey, he's not picky. He loves the taco.

All about it. Right. It's good. All right. Now it's good. It was fine and now it's good. Remember when he would just say, Michael? Yeah. No, I don't.

No. It's so long ago. Put some more spiders in his mask. I'll kill them. What's funny about that, do, is there were some foreshadow where I saw a spider. You saw the spider. Under like the bench for the dining room table. Where the mask was. You didn't tell him?

Near the mask. And I was, no, he was right next to. There's a spider. And I was like, all right, you're out of here. And then Nick goes, save it. Nick, Nick said spiders are good. Spiders are good.

They are good. This is 10 minutes before. And I was like, yeah, you're right. All right, Spider, you get to live. And I left it alone. And then I also said, And then he died. Get the mask.

Get the mask. Get the mask right now. Somebody left a comment that said, Nick throws the mask off the spider goes in and it becomes the monkey mask. Whoa. Pretty cool. Whoa.

Pretty cool. Spider monkey? Hey, there's going to be some fan art in the Discord that goes crazy with Spider Monkey. Holy shit, it's gonna be disgusting. Like, sauce monkey, but like Spider-Man, but when he's turning into a spider, he's got like the arms, get the extra arms and shit. Yeah. But they're all his arms, they end with feet instead of hands.

No! No! That's, dude, that's so fucking funny. Get to work. I'll roll out bands. I will ban your ass. No, he won't. I want.

I want to ban you. Offering customer vouchers to get their simple. Simpsons Cup at a later day. It's November. If they couldn't get one at their time of purchase, yeah, man, got to get that super popular Simpsons Cup going into season 28. No, sorry, that's 38.

People got to be clamoring through these things. Nothing more relevant than Simpsons right now. Hot topic for sure. This is... God, they do got another movie coming. They got a movie coming. I'll go see it, and I'll be all cut up again. Season 38, and it's kicking off

with like Treehouse of Horror, and they went, you know what? You know what carries the way to the Simpsons? You know, we're a cultural juggernaut. We got to team up with Jack in the Box. The restaurant that isn't past the Mississippi. Like, the East Coast, that's not Simpson's territory. We're a West Coast TV show, baby.

Definitely a West Coast show. Definitely takes place in the West Coast. Springfield, California. Hey, Hank Them. Is that where it is? Okay. Eat my shorts. Whoa.

Holy shit. But it's so crazy that it is almost season 40. and you know they're going to be hanging on. You know what's crazy? How many episodes do you think they're not doing 22 a season? I bet they are. That's nothing.

You know what? It's network TV. You know what the craziest thing about that is for how long it's been going? How few people have died? Like the actors. It's like one? Yeah, just Mrs. Craboppel?

That's it. That's shocking. I've been calling her Mrs. Crandall the whole time. Simpson's reference. Oh, I've been making a need out of myself. He didn't know more than that. He didn't know the name. reference it too.

It's like Nick in the text matters. Me too. Same. Right. Yeah. It's from all of us. That reference is from all of us. He's done it. He's like the third time in recent. Happy birthday for me too. Yeah. I say something. He's like, yeah, same. That's why today I was like, but Nick, but I can't if Nick can't. It was yesterday.

I don't remember what that was. Oh, I know it feels like it's been like three days. Today's been a roller coaster. But it just don't do me today especially. He was like, that's his pattern now. comes in last. He goes, yes,

same, me too. Oh, man. I was referencing it too is so crazy. I was. He knows. He knows.

He knows it. I can't watch it. I see it. He saw it, everyone. Right, but I'm going to make a show. He saw it.

I'm going to make a reference too. Are you going to make it? Go ahead. We'll find out. Super Nintendo Chalmers. I'll beat you to it. Damn.

Whoa. He doesn't even know that one. Yes, he does. Now he's referring to himself to the third person. I'm, guys, I'm getting a headache real bad. It's the smell. It's the smell.

Or it's the hundreds of spider bites you have in the smell. It's the smell. Oh my God. Speaking, it's like Super Nintendo. I'm about to have every Super Nintendo game ever. Oh, hell yeah, dude. Yeah. I'm gonna.

It's a lock. It's a lock. I can't wait to see it. I'm gonna get that before I'm gonna get my cup in November. In May, Jack in the Box CEO Lance Tucker got shit-canned. And as of September, former Starbucks CFO, Rachel Ruggery, has joined the board of Jack in the Box as, quote, an independent director. What? Nobody knows what that is.

Just make up your own title at work to impress people. Sauce Monkey has been our chief blockchain officer for nine months. What a bored ape. Whoa, apes are coming back. I looked up. How's that going? I looked up C-suite titles and chief... blockchain officer was on it and I went

that's all the ones that like the restaurants throw out as like chief menu and taste innovator people were doing that at rooster teeth oh yeah it's like people I knew just kept having title changes I was the director of something once but it was like someone was like my title I'm like oh like someone

they did this thing that was a job like what do you do now same thing yeah oh okay cool what's it matter who cares did it come with a pay raise no actually I make less yeah they accidentally made me director level also which put me at the level as Patrick and I just went, well, certainly they didn't mean to do this. And they didn't.

And they were like, well, it's like a different, different, it's a different organization. Every time someone said that, I said, I said, I never got one. That's, you were so smart. I never got one. No, I just didn't get it just said, it said Michael Jones and then the job was just Michael. The only thing I ever had a title for is off topic. I'm Michael. I guess like executive producer or no, producer.

Jeff was executive. That's right. Well, you can't be about it. That's how you know. that like it's like okay so that's the credit role. Yep. Right. Well that's There has to be somebody above me.

Like executive producer and like a series is also like showrunner credit because showrunner doesn't exist. He was not the showrunner. But but so for like the anime and stuff like I wasn't running the show. Like camp camp that I was showrunner for

I got executive producer but I couldn't it would be like alphabetical by last name. Oh. But I couldn't be in between Bernie and Matt. Yep. So it would be, it'd be Bernie Matt and then me. Yeah.

What a surprise. Pretty cool. And such a normal way to operate. What a regular, what a regular way for a normal human person to be. That's great. Fantastic. Yeah. He's pretty normal guy.

If you say so, he's the Simpsons guy. He is. Me too. He got that. Testing table, a food blog, did a chicken sandwich taste test, showdown between nine sandwiches with Jack in the Box coming in at the top spot. All right. That sounds like a joke.

It sounds like a joke, but it's not. They said they liked, quote, the size, flavor, spice, and overall quality. Are we sure they ate that Jack in the Box and they didn't get Jamie Kennedy experiment-style fast food prank? You've been Xed. Jamie Kennedy is anti-faxed too. You've been faxed. Yeah. Wow.

Does that surprise you? Oh, he's a Kennedy after all. the number. That was good. You think his middle name's like frankly's JFK? JFK Jr.?

Now it was most one. He he's weirdly anti-vax and everything. Is there not weirdly? Yeah. Is there a sane lean anti-vax? I'll let you know

off camera. But the fast food chicken taste test fucking floored. Nine chicken Sandwiches. Where else? All churches came in last.

I'm just, so like, reputable chicken places. Oh, like, Chick-fil-A, Wendy's, all of them. Come on. A chicken sandwich from Jack in the Box? Jack-in-the-Bunk's chicken sandwich. Dude. Their burgers suck.

This is the first time I had their chicken sandwich. It might be worse than the burger. And it's number one on the list. That's out of control. No credibility. Out of control. Number one on the list. That's like the plumber.

This guy's like, I can't taste chicken in it. I mean, you've eaten chicken for 30 years. Maybe it was the last one they ate. We were talking about, like, how bad their burgers are. And it's like, what are places you would not get the hamburger from, like, Oh, yeah. What's a shorter list of what I would. Yeah.

I agree. Yeah, yeah. Because we were saying, like, when people tell me, like, oh, I would jack in the box and it suck, dude, the burger sucks. Like, don't get the burger. Like, don't get the burger. Like, don't get the burger at Sonic. I can.

Sonic. Don't get the burger at Sonic. I can conceivably, based on a situation. Not like, hey, where you want to go eat? But, like, say you're on a road trip, say whatever. Oh, I can eat anywhere, right? I'm not going to watch a fishing. But, like, I know, like, what I'm going to get and what I'm not going to get from the place.

I'm not getting burgers. You brought up a good point. Like, where I would get burgers is such a small list of places. It's basically what? It's. It's, in and out. McDonald's. Um, um, what a burger?

And I would do Wendy's. They're, like, the bottom of those five. But I would still eat Wendy's burgers. I would never get a burger from Jack at the Box. Never get a burger. from Sonic. Oh, no, never. Fucking Dairy Queen.

Yeah, right, right, yeah. That would even cross my mom. I wouldn't cross my, but I'm just like, it's a no-brainer. Like, actually, absolutely undernose circumstances ever. And so, like, yeah, I never really thought about it.

But like, it's probably five places about it. You know, I would never get a burger, Burger King. No. No. I get the long chicken sandwich first. I said this, I think on the Rialong, but I was just like,

that's what I just kept thinking when we were eating at the Jag and I was to escape the stink. There was one guy in this restaurant I was like, that guy came here. Dude, there was a guy just sitting there and he was eating and that's his lunch break. That's what he chose. It was wild.

I'm gonna go to Jack in the box, that's it. Yeah. Maybe he got the paupers. He was all the way on the other side of the room and examined it. Yeah, we should have gone over and talked to him. Hey, it's loud in here, but at least he doesn't stink, right, man? What are you eating?

Are you glad it doesn't stink in the jack in the box, sir? Hello? Who are you? I was glad. I was glad it didn't stink. I'm definitely getting a headache from it. Final fact. Final one.

Two California teenagers were arrested and charged with several felonies in connection with a road rage incident on September 5th, culminating with pointing assault rifles at a motorcyclist in a jack-in-the-box parking lot. Police arrested the teens and found that the guns were, quote, ghost guns. Sauce Monkey is going Ghostbuster mode right now, but it just means the guns don't have serial numbers. Honestly, never mind. It's better to have a Ghostbuster Sauce Monkey. Fire up that proto-canon and jump into the Ecto 1. Buddy, you are not afraid of any ghosts.

you were just telling us about how Buston makes you feel good. Sorry, proton cannon. I was like proto canon. No, that was mine. He spelled it right. See? Told you. Yeah, dude. He got that right.

Gotta get them ghosts. The idea. The idea that it's just ghost guns with no serial numbers and they're pointing them at people in a jack in the box is so fucking crazy. That's crazy. Yeah. have serial numbers on them. Yeah, come on.

Pointing assault rifles at people in the jack- Especially in California. Yeah, one, the guy, it was a couple. One, I think the guy was like 19 and the girl was 17. Jesus Christ. And they're just pointing ghost guns on a motorcycle and a jack-in-the-box parking lot.

It's happening right there. No! Oh, shit. That's it. That's the sauce one. That's what, that's not a ghost gun. That's what it looked like. That's after he gets the ghost gun after it bust and makes him feel good. Yeah. But I'm not 19.

Not anymore. Not for 20 years. Haven't been for a while. More than half your life ago. It's starting a ring. It is. I don't like that. Oh man, I gotta get my table.

Oh, no. Oh, is it like... Sitting outside? No. No. Well, there's the facts. You guys learn a lot? No. Him and I are on the same page.

Hold on. I'm reading... Okay, Jordan's gonna read him again. Hang on. No, I knew all this stuff. You didn't know any of this shit. No. I knew he was blocked. I knew he was blockchain.

Chief Blocking officer? That I know you knew because 10% chance of rain. That sounds like more than 10% out there. It sounds like it's 100% rating. It sounds like a lot. Sounds like it's all of the rain. Could you imagine if we had a meeting

where we sat down and went, okay, so what are our titles? And then we decided, yeah. And then we decided Nick is the chief block chain. I was ideas guy. Yeah. Oh, ideas guy. Do you only look up C-suite?

Can I be head butt? He sure can. That's fucking brick. Did you? What did you make up? on your LinkedIn. Didn't you say like owner of Rooster Co? Oh, yeah, yeah. I said CEO, but I just put

I put the final month. Yeah. And they let me try it as a bit. Just to see what can happen. Let's see. How about Chief Continuity Officer? Whoa. Chief Culture Officer. I'm passionate about that. Yeah. I feel like continuity is very important because I refuse

to not do lore bits. Chief, Chief, Digital, Transformation officer. Yeah. Digital. Dreaming. What? Gramer.

Chief Evangelist officer? Is that just like the head of marketing? Guys, I think it's tough running. Yeah. Oh. Chief Growth officer. Hell yeah. That's what I'm talking about.

Life cycle officer. These are just, these are nuts. I don't know. They a doctor? Whoa. The ones that like every company has is CEO. CFO? Yeah, those are like real ones.

Right, but we have stuff. Right, but we have ones like, CTO if you've got technology. But I'm the CRO, the chief resilience officer. Yeah. Well, you are resilient. Yeah, you need to cut out. Sometimes.

Chief social responsibility. I don't know if it's CMO. I don't know if that's it, but the marketing. Marketing. That's it, that's a real thing. That's Eric. Yeah, that's Eric. This is fucking crazy. Yeah, he runs the socials.

Chief. That's all the marketing. I mean, I don't. Yeah. Michael, do you want to be the chief well-being officer? No, not at all. I'm the last guy that should be the chief well-being officer. What are you talking about?

You're not even in charge of your own well-being. I mean, I'm well. Today, I'm well. Yesterday, if you smelled the smell. Well, yes. Well, I mean, yeah, but I was taking care of myself by expelling the toxins. And that's the wellness. Okay.

Other people, they don't throw up. They don't feel good. It's true. I hate throwing up. I purged, dude. And I refuse to throw up. Oh, really? Do you fight it back?

Even if I know it'll make me feel better, I can't make my heart through it. The second I feel it, I can't... Way out of it. Dude, get it. I'm forcing it. I can do it. I can, like, make myself throw up.

And I don't mean, like, stick my fingers down my throat. I can mentally make myself throw up. George, I'm just saying. I might be throwing up soon. Damn. I can't remember the last time we threw up, actually. Oh, my God. That's crazy to me.

I really can. Even before yesterday, when I... People... I remember even, like, early and really... I was throwing up a bunch because I was like, you're getting crazy shit. And someone's, it's been years. And someone's like, can't remember last time.

I was like, that's so weird to me. And they're like, once last year, I don't know, a week ago? Two years. That's like a week ago? You two years ago is the last time ago? Oh, look if I go a month without a good vomit. When I got the puking sickness from the boy. Oh, that's right.

Yeah. At Halloween. Man, I just, my stomach's not good and I don't treat it nice. I mean, mine's just... I had pneumonia maybe 10 years ago. That make you throw up? And pneumonia? Yeah.

I got pretty sick from that. Mine's just hangover stuff. Like, if I'm throwing up, it's that. And then I think the last time I threw up. That's the most important, like, get it out. Get it out of me. What do you? Your body is done processing what it can do.

There's nothing else it can do here. No, I'll hold it. Yeah, that's horrible. No, let's get breakfast. I think that's all that bile out of there. I don't know if it was too much to drink. It was definitely too many tiny pies. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

At a New Year's party. That was the last time I threw it. Tiny pie. Yeah, I remember. I remember hearing about this. Nix intrigued. Yeah. Tiny pie.

Were they full with spiders? Tell me how tiny. Now who else enjoyed these tiny pies so much? Was it Chris Damaris? There's definitely Chris DeMaris. It was probably a race to the bottom between me and Chris DeMaris. And if I can think of a guy,

I'm just spitballing here. Who would never throw it up it? It'd be Chris DeMere's. They'd probably like, I'm never vomited in my life. You know what that reminds me of is Gracie saying how often birds poop on her? Oh, yeah.

As much as I throw up. Yeah. And I was like, I've been pooped on a bird twice in my life. Yeah, right? I've never been moved on. Yeah. Like one time at SeaWorld.

One time at the beach. Yeah, it's it. When I was like six. Yeah. And then another time it was, uh, it was at school in middle school. I was like, we, uh, it's like a somewhat open air school. So like you walk out and there's like, there's a roof or like, and it's open air. You can walk, uh, between.

Yeah. And, uh, it was raining. And we, we just cut across to be like. Like, we'll just cut real quick. And as soon as we stepped out from the ceiling, from the cover, a bird pooped on us. Me and my friend, and we just turned around and went back into the classroom.

They were like, uh, teacher, we got pooped on. Teacher, bird. That was the last time we got pooped on. I feel like there's a similar conversation of like, it's somewhat in the realm of like vomiting. It's like, do you know when the last time like you shit your pants? Oh, I, no, I don't.

It's like it's so often or it's a long time ago? No, it's like forever ago. That's like the thing I was with Jeff. Yeah. Well, Jeff's. whole different. That's what I'm saying. I've been in the room with Jeff. Like when it happens. Everyone's a reason he's. There's a reason he hired. When Jeff jumps up, he goes, oh my God. Oh my God.

Ask me when I last shit my pants. Do I want to know? Were we here? I weren't here. I was probably like a month and a half ago. I was gonna ask if it was like more recent than a vomit. My God. No, no no. No. Vomit with it was within hours. Unfortunately, I was in the comfort of my own own, own I was just like, oh, I have diarrhea, I guess. Oh, no. I found out. A terrible way to find out.

He's going to die. First thing I did was tell my kid, I was like, poop my pants or a little. And I lied to them all the time. She's like, no, you didn't. Like, I did. I did. I did. I poop my pants. But she's so used to all the line. Like, yeah, I lie. And she's like, were you serious?

I was like, yeah. And now she's like, go on. That's awesome. That reminds me about another thing we found. I put my pants. I'm going to tell my kids it happens. Sometimes you poop your pants. Adults do it all the time, right?

Peeing your pants is the coolest. I got the reference. I got it. Not the Simpsons. Oh, great. I didn't get it. No, I got it. Billy Madison.

Oh! Now I get it. What we're going to? That works. Oh, I get it now that you explained it to me. I forgot about that movie. One of the things we've had in the fridge, apparently, is hard-boiled eggs. Yes.

Yeah. We did? Yeah. Yeah, I had some. When the kids were hanging out in, like, the fort, because I had snacks here and stuff. Apparently your kids love hard boiled eggs? Iris likes hard boiled eggs.

Yeah. I was telling Jordan about this. He was, like, blown away. He was like, how does the kid even eat that? Like, what? Oh, as a kid, I couldn't fathom eating hard boiled eggs. How does the kid get exposed to hard boiled eggs? Yeah.

But it's just so funny, the way you're phrasing it. It's like, I mean, they're eggs, but he's like, who bought eggs? And was that a child? Yeah, he's like, does she know what she's doing? Well, because then you were saying, she'll eat a whole bunch and they just start ripping.

Dude, she'll just rip all day. And I'm just like, you can't keep eating this many eggs, man. Yeah, that's what it is. You can't keep eating this many. I cut her off. I'll only give her two a day now. Good.

Your eggs, your egg limit. You know, Mark the frog. Especially, Nick knows too. You got a kid, they're like eating food

and it's like healthy. Like an egg's good for you, man. But I'm like, too much. I feel like the smell is like becoming part of us because we're talking about like all this gross stuff.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's like, Jordan was like, she can't be known as the egg girl. And I was like, they don't really stink that much. So I was like, we worry about the farting. Yeah, the eggs.

Like, the eggs themselves. You don't want to be fart kid. And then I was like, yeah, there's some in the fridge. He was like, what? And so I just showed up to him and he was like, they come like that? For children? I just, that's what he kept saying.

He's like, how, how's you come exposed? It's like a little pack, you know? Like, there's like, you know, like a luncher bite? Like a vegetable, you know, they get like, like, nuts and whatever. He's like, for kids? I'm like, no, like food. And he's like, okay. I just thought it's also like what kid enjoys are? What's like the idea that a kid like can't eat unless it's a kid thing?

It's not allowed to have that. It's not a kid food. What do you mean? It's an egg. It's an egg, Jordan. It's not a kid's like constant like snack. No, but they can eat things other than that. She's going to become cool.

I'm not agreeing with what he's saying. Why not? She's going to eat 40 hard boiled eggs. I like boiled eggs. I cut her off. She won't. She don't have two. He'll take her a long time to get there.

This family is on the brink of civil war. Mobland, the hit original series is now streaming on Paramount Plus. We are the Harrogans. Don't know the net? And Google us. From the underworld of Guy Ritchie. Do you want to step up the ladder? I won't come up dead.

Starring Tom Hardy, Pierce Brosnan, and Helen Mirren. Do I have to do everything myself? You want to want? I'll give you a more. Glad, new season is now streaming on Paramount Plus. Well, hey, let's learn about the food, Jordan. She was eating six a day. There's so much.

Deviled eggs, I'll eat 100 deadletes, dude. Holy shit. Yeah, you're gonna love this. There's so much information here. I thought it was the fact section again. Ooh, that's what you thought. The Jack in the Box, munchy meal of horror. Custy Burger of Terror.

Yeah. Nick got this one. Terrifyingly. Delicious seasoned 100% beef fatty. Out of here. Melty American cheese, lettuce. tomato and new spooky Simpson sauce on a toasted sesame seed bun

What was sweet? What was sweet? What's the problem? It's spooky. It's spooky simpson sauce. Terror horror should be like spicy. But it's spooky Simpson sauce. Or it could look like mayonnaise and you're not sure. No, keep going. Okay, what's the next one? Double crusty burger of terror.

Oh, it's just two. Two seasoned 100. Don't make me read only. What? Yo, this is like double spacing. This is double spacing. This is double phasing. Okay, so what's the next one? Alright, the next one is the triple crusty burger of terror. Three seasoned 100% beef patties.

Three slices of melty American cheese and all the other shit. Plus fries and a drink. Okay, but what's the other one? Double chicken sandwich of terror. No single? No. Featuring two crispy chicken patties, lettuce, tomato, Swiss-style cheese. What does that mean?

I don't know what that means. You saw exactly what it means. And new spooky soups and sauce out of toast and sesame cheese. So there is sauce. too. No, no, that's the red sauce that was Spooky Simpson sauce. Right. Okay, so that, but that was it on there? Yeah, it was on mine. I didn't see any

Spooky Simpson sauce. I didn't really get any sauce. Red. Red. I didn't even see that. Red spooky Simpson sauce. Maybe I thought it was ketchup. Yes, that's it. Yeah, I definitely noted ketchup on top. That's what it was. Did not clock any of the flavor, me neither. So, what was so distracting was the cheese? So, I was like, well,

I was like, what's this Swiss style cheese? Exactly. I was like, what's this like? I was like, oh, I got to get this fucking mayo off here. Because I'm eating it and the chicken was so, so good. I'd rank it number one. But I'm like, it's mayo, it's like, whatever. And I go to wipe it off and I realize like,

I'm like, wait, is this the cheese? Because right at the end, it was almost just like a sauce. But then at the end, I can see the remnants of the like shape of the cheese. And I'm like, oh, it was like a slice of cheese, but it had like melted in the middle, but not like good melted. Disintegrated. And I said, I was like, I'm wiping it off because I'm like, and I'm just like, man, I'm the cheese guy.

I like, I like. cheese. This is crazy. Yeah. Swiss style. Not even Swiss. I hate Swiss. Style. That explains it. Swiss. Yeah. That explains it. So I'm eating the number one ranked chicken. Yeah. Ruined by Swiss cheese. That also pisses me off that the burger gets American cheese and they're putting yucky Swiss on this. So what do you think the Spooky Simpson sauce was? The flavor. It was sweet. It was like a barbecue. Ah, in fact it was. Wow. It was smoky barbecue ketchup. Mm. Barbecue ketchup.

Okay, but it's ketchup, right? That's not like... Smoky barbecue ketchup. Right, but ketchup first. Smoky barbecue. No, ketchup solace. It's like... To the barbecue.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe it was catsup. No pickles either. Ketchup. Kats up. Ketchup? He doesn't get it. I got it. God damn you. Maggie, Maggie says that, right?

That episode. Jordan, there's one more. The forbidden dough nut holes. Warm donut holes are dusted with cinnamon sugar topped with pink frosting and finished with rainbow sprinkles for a jack take on the iconic pink donut.

Even the packaging gets in on the horror featuring Homer's unforgettable transformation into a donut straight from the classic segment. What a strange way of describing it. That's how you know it was written by AI. The classic segment. I love the segment. Yeah.

Don't worry, boy, he's got to come out of there sometime. See? He's doing it. He's having fun. I don't get it. I'll get you beer. and no you won't. Hey Jordan.

So far's so good. I mean, they're matching each other. Jordan, how are some press material? There's a call and response so far. I will. Quote, the best collaboration start with understanding

what excites our fans. These two. And we know the Simpsons has a special connection with Jack Guest. Hey, this guy. Hey, we know that you dumb fucks out there watching the Simps in season 38

only eat garbage food. Come on out to Jack in the box. Check this shit out. Says, Says me. Caitlin Zabrowski. Chief Marketing Officer, a Jack in the Box. Jack and the Simpsons share an irreverent sense of humor.

And Treyhouse of Horror has put its own twisted spin on Halloween for decades. This collaboration gave us the perfect opportunity to bring those worlds together and fully immerse Jack in Springfield. From the food and collectibles to Jackbox himself. He's Jacking himself? Yeah, big time. All over your chicken burger. Yep. I didn't have it. That's the special sauce. They did a good job with the cups. Yeah, the cups are cool. That's about it.

But there's more. No, my God, there is an entire other quote that says, this treehouse of horror, Munchy Meal is the most authentic and funny and scary and deeply Simpsonsing. What the hell? Simpsons e-food collaboration of the show has ever done said Matt Selman. He's selling, executive producer and showrunner, The Simpsons.

What do you think his credit? is sandwich between Matt and Bernie. It's below Matt Graining, so it's on its own title card second after it's him and what likes Sam Simon or whatever. Jack in the box has raised the bar with these beautiful and spooky collector's cups.

So even he knows what's good. And the munchy meal is dense with deep references for both Simpsons. And Jack in the Box are white. It has so many Jack in the Box references, bro. No, it has Simpson. The food has Simpsons references. And the and the Simpsons have Jack

So executive producer, showrunner of Simpsons is talking about the Jack in the Box? Uh-huh. Yeah. Why? This is how far it's fallen. This is where the Simpsons are now. But yeah, it's just like,

this is he talking about the... This is Simpson now. He don't work there. He has to say something about the box. He does. He has to say something. It doesn't have to be nice. I'll be honest. He said the Munchy meal is dense with deep references.

Hearing the most authentic and funny and scary and deeply Simpson-y fun from the showrunner of the Simpsons is terrible. Yeah, that's horrible That's horrible. He's never, he's there every day, it's work, he's never watching. That's fucking watch the shit. Crazy. That's crazy.

I got some notes, you know, I got some punch-ups for this. That sounds like a clueless executive from Jack in the Box talking about Simpsons. That blew me away, actually. I don't recall saying good luck. That's the ads from the Cracker Factory. Yay! My boys are box! Well, we have our review of Jack in the Box.

But we have to hear from you in a second we call you review. Oh, I bet these are good. Hey, hey, they, dude, they are good. Yeah. Yeah. All right, who wants to jump on that first one? I'll do it. I'll jump on this first grenade.

Oscar O. Oscar Ozick. No stars for this location. Us as customer hungry. Not the end of the sentence. us as customer hungry and came to this location after being disappointed by DoorDash to a location next to Jack in the Box. What? You heard him.

We decided to go to Jack in the Box because we love Jack in the Box. And this location in specific. But when we got to the drive-thru, the person working on Saturday, September 26, 2026 at 2 a.m. or something. She was rude. What? I said you don't have to be rude if you don't have what we asking for, but we get to pay and she tried to be nice because she knew what she did. I don't like that. I don't like that.

That's rude. And felt bad to be treated like that. We want, Jordan. We do not like that. We are legion for we are many. My BF was good to her. But I just, I just didn't say anything to her. I'm just disappointed.

Sorry if y'all busy, but that doesn't mean y'all have to be rude to people. I work with customer service, and that's no the way I treat my customers. From now on, I'll change to my location to get jack. Holy moly. Cave man. Cave woman? We do not. We do not like that.

I don't like that. That's rude and felt bad to be treated like that. We do not like that. Maybe it should be read as like more like a teacher. You know, like kind of scolding. That's rude and felt bad to be treated like that. We do not like that. His BF was good too.

My BF was good. to her. What's that mean? Dude, I don't. Also, when I saw that it was September 26, dude, I'm like just happened. Fucking days ago. Oh my God. Days ago. We do not like that. You still got rude people

weren't. And this day? Also, never said what it was. Nothing happened. I don't understand. It just is rude. You were rude. We do not like, you were rude. You were rude. And then you tried to be nice. I do not like that. She knows what she did. She knows what she did. We don't know what she did.

What did she do? But she, she know. These all sound, do. These all sound like, like individual gracey thoughts that she would pepper throughout an episode. I don't know. No mention a pretzel. We do not like that. Danny G.

This jack in the box had the worst service. And when I used the bathroom, the toilets were broken and covered in shit. Dude. Let me tell you. I still had to use it because their food gave me poisoning. Not food poisoning Just poisoning Yeah

I called them to bring me more toilet paper Because I was stuck And they had none left Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait Called how I don't know I had to wait an hour and a half for them Come on To bring me toilet paper to wipe my ass

Shut up To this day I'm still stuck in here right now Hope this helps Do not take a shit shit in the jack in the box bathroom. Come to our house instead. Okay, so I just, you decided to take a shit in jack in the box

and they didn't have toilet paper. I get, that part's probably true. But anytime the idea that someone's just like, the food made me sick from eating it, like that moment, I don't think so. Like, I don't think so. It gave you poisoning. You would have been home. I was going to say, here's the thing. I disagree

because I think if you get food poisoning from jack in the box, it does happen later. However, if the food gives you poisoning, that's immediate. as a truth. If the food gives you poisoning, you are poisoned immediately. Right. You begin taking poison damage. You shit for one and one half hours. So like their complaint is a double.

That's how they yells for more toilet paper. The complaint's a double. I mean, they don't really go into the food giving them poisoning is too much of a complaint. Right? It's like, hey, it was from the food. But I'm mostly complaining about their that the weight for toilet paper is basically what the review is. Zero stars. Zero stars.

Do not take a shit in the jacking the box. I mean, don't take a shit in the jack-in-the-box period. Don't take a shit in fast-food restaurants. Yeah. I'm gonna be honest, anytime you go in there,

that's an emergency situation, you have nothing to complain about. If you're taking a shit in the jack-in-the-box bathroom, you are in a situation where probably you should be saying, thank God I made it to a bathroom somewhere. Well, when the freak gives you poisoning.

Like, if I ever willingly took a shit at a fast-food restaurant, I'm not thinking about the restaurants, like, you know, like, well, time to judge, I'm going, like, I'm about to shit my pants or I just did shit my pants. I'm telling my kids to shit my pants.

I'm racing in there. Like, this, it's dire straits. You've got other problems. People, people that casually are just like, well, I was sitting there enjoying my food and I decided, I'll gladly take a shit in this fast food restaurant. And now I'll judge them for the bathroom, like cleanliness. I don't, that's, that's crazy to me.

People that shit in public willy-nilly, like, didn't even think about it. You know what I mean? Like, I have to take a shit. I'll just go right here. It's crazy to me. Yep. If I feel a shit coming, it's like I'll linger on my house.

If I got to go, I'm a race home. Yep. That's, you're not going to find a nice restroom. Who's thinking of shit instead of fast food restaurant too? At a jacking of a box. They're only fast food restaurant. But not even like, not like a sit down like Fridays, you know, or like an applebee's or something. You're at a fucking fast food restaurant.

That's, it's protocol to have shit on the toilet seat. They put it there. There's only one restroom at my house I want to go to number two. I'm not saying they shouldn't be cleaned in the bathroom. I'm not saying they shouldn't be cleaning their bathrooms but I think in most situations the bathroom cleanliness at a fast food restaurant isn't because the lack of the employees

it's from the disgusting animals using it. It's the people going in there and shitting on the toilet seats and using all the toilet paper. Yep. Well, he probably takes some for home. It's from the poisoning. But one more. I'll do Rachel. Okay.

All right. This one too. Rachel B says, is it Jack in the Box policy to do a quote shift change where no orders are to be taken while employees prep for 30 plus minutes? I patiently waited in line until all of the cars behind me started honking and eventually leaving.

I approached the window to ask if this location was in fact 24 hours at the drive-thru. I was ignored. Until finally, the employee opened the window because another gentleman approached on foot, requesting his fries that were left out. The employee became hostile after I asked for her employee ID and expressed how dissatisfied I was with her service. The employee proceeded to tell me, quote, yo mama a bitch and walk towards the door

so she could come quote beat my ass interesting what exactly is the policy for employees making terroristic threats towards customers I've had prior positions

in customer service and I don't recall ever being trained to provide this type of service I've never had a problem with this location until I came through on a night

Marquillin Spivie was working Marquilin Spivey Got that ID I guess I guess Hey What's your employee ID? Hey, mama, bitch.

What the fuck? Also, do you have an employee ID? What's your name? Yeah, what the fuck? What are you? What are you a cop? Give me your badge number. Here's my jack in the box.

You'd think my mama a bitch? I do not like that. We do not like that. I just trying hard to believe if someone said, yo mama a bitch, I'm a beat your ass. And if that was true, your solution. is to go to Yelp. Yeah. I don't know.

I don't know, man. That's, uh, I mean, look, I'm just saying, yeah, I don't think they were trained. Yeah.

Tell you, you'll come as a bitch and I'm a beat yo ass. It's true. It doesn't read like, that actually happened though. Yeah. I just,

it's hard to know. I mean, they leave out all the, all the parts that they say, you know, and it just suddenly, suddenly this happens. Well,

maybe they should change their location to get their jacks. But those are your reviews. And we have our review of the jack-in-the-box munchy meal of horror. It was terrible. What are you talking about? The chicken sandwich. It's no refuge. It's fucking terrible.

You can't find refuge anywhere at Jack in the box. The beeping. Refuse. No, no. Refuse is everywhere. Found plenty of refuse. These were the last two cubs. They were sticky. Whoa. Okay, so we didn't even talk about that. Yeah. Sticky as cubs. I think honestly, as like, someone who

hates sticky, I'm not even gonna net. It was clearly like tape. Taping, like packing tape. Sticky. They were in fact, the last two. Right. It was. It wasn't like gross sticky. It was like there's tape sticky. I didn't know what it was. And so I'm touching it was like, oh man. Yeah. What have I gotten myself into?

Yeah, true. A good thing there was still some tape left on it. So you knew. The mystery was solved pretty quickly. Best thing about it, these cups and the fries. I'm not even that big of a fan of their fries, to be honest. What? I think I like the taco better than the fries. Whoa. Yeah, I'm just not. Servicable. I'm with you. Curly fries in general are not my jam. I didn't know that. Interesting. Yeah. Even at like the Arby's.

Oh, I love a good curle. curly. But what about the Spooky Simpson sauce? Huh? Huh? What? What? I didn't know that's what that was. I thought it was ketchup. Spooky Simpson sauce. I wish it was ketchup. It's smoky barbecue ketchup. It wasn't smoky. Right, so it just tastes like ketchup. Nothing about, I didn't get sweet.

I didn't say sweet. I didn't taste sweet to me, but maybe the Swiss was ruining it. It could have been the best sauce in the world. Swiss style cheese. It ain't saving that sandwich. Nothing is saving that sandwich. Nothing is saving that sandwich. sandwich. Anime Lisa? Shoot, you must say. I said get in.

Whoa. It's the spruce moose. You got a ghost gun? I said, get in. I said get in. So yeah, this sucks. I'm glad I tried the chicken sandwich just to know for sure.

Yeah, it sucks. One of the worst things I've ever eaten, period. No, the chicken sandwich is on par as bad as the burger. They're both terrible. Both of those Swiss-style cheese slices on it made it taste really bad. Yeah, the cheese.

So not real cheese. I imagine the chicken is just like flavorless. Yeah. Right. All the bad stuff came from the cheese for me. Right. Same. And so it seemed like the chicken was like nothing.

Like the burger meat's still worse. But the chicken was just nothing. And I was just tasting the yucky disgusting cheese. That cheese sucked. Yeah. It was terrible. That sandwich sucked. It was absolutely horrible.

It melted so insane style that it was like a sauce. I thought it was male. Yeah. And then tasted weird. But that explains that it was Swiss because it was white. So I just assumed it was like white American. As a whole, the doughnuts were pretty good. They were.

I like that was a good little dessert. The donuts and the fries were the only things I like. Too few. Too few. How many were there? Just four. Oh, wow. One for each of us.

Yeah. I'm surprised we all got one. And the cups were good. So like on the whole, like the good. He gave me such a big smile. I looked out of me, gave me such a big smile. The good stuff kind of outweighs the bad. But the sandwich being the main thing, being so terrible, is also going to weigh it.

That's absolutely horrible. negatively. I'm gonna give it a... I'm gonna give it an eight for how many good seasons of the Simpsons there are. Okay, cool. All right. Eight. Um...

Hey, could be nine. I'm gonna give it eight and a half for his base good season. Okay. 8.5 from Jordan. Great. Two through nine are good. Okay.

Um... Two through nine or good. It's bad. Two through 11. Two through 11 or serviceable. The fucking camera. freaked out. Look at it's going nuts. Oh, it is. It's like auto-focusing.

Cool. Terrible, terrible food. 11. Oh, for how many good seasons of the Simpsons throw? No, no, that's one more. It's 10. Well, there's going to be some true Simpsons fans. Unfortunately,

unfortunately, Jack in the Box has fallen in the rankings again, as this is a 9.75. Yeah, it deserves it. It deserves it. It sucks, dude. Now, Jack in the Box. I can't believe they serve that, dude. I'm going to propose this. Not serviceable.

Are we killing it? I'm going to propose this. Jack in the box goes on the list like Sonic of we can eat there if there's something that isn't the burger. Yeah. Like it has to be something. Right. Something else. I agree.

There's got to be something that gets us in there. Because Sonic. I agree. No. Although I would have been a little, it was a 9.75. I would have been a little bum to have missed this because of how cool this cup is and how much of like those donut holes. Yeah, but the donut holes get us on the list. Exactly.

The donuts The donuts would get Yeah, but we can still justify it with the donuts. As long as it's not the new Simpson's burger. That's what I'm saying. And nothing else.

Like this munchy meal. Then we're not going. Like this munchy meal isn't anything except the burger because it's just fries in the taco. We're gonna shadow band Jack in the box. Exactly. That is what we're in chat.

Just like Sonic. Just like Sonic, they are shadow banned. Dude, after coming off of a 16.5 or whatever it was. To go down to a 9.75. And it's deserved. It sucks. Yeah.

It was bad. Yeah. So if they have stuff that's like... I don't even know who this girl is. Guys, what did we give, like, Burger King that we just went there? Oh, he's like 70. Yeah.

Come on. Come on. It's Burger King. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Crazy. It's crazy. Up is down.

The Simpsons suck. Yeah. Who could have seen it coming, right? Well, those are our review of the Jack in the Box. Munchy Meal of Horror. Maybe you can miss this one. That's up to you. Definitely.

If you're there, if you're there... Now, this is what I'm saying. Get the donor holes out. That's what I'm saying. If you're there, if you're with some fool that's like eating it's good or like, you know, it's like a road trip or something, you got to stop by. Yeah. Eat the donuts.

Yep. They're good. They were pretty good. I like the fries. I don't remember, but I think some of the apps are decent. Yeah. It's kind of like Sonic. I think Sonic is better.

I think Sonic is still better in the app game. But like the disgusting, you know, drunk or high box. Yeah. Just don't get the entrees. Yeah. It's fine. That's fine. It's like, whatever.

I like the curly fries. The tacos are not good, but I would still eat them. Yeah. I agree and think they're serviceable. They're not good, but they're serviceable. All food can be good. They can be sense. Throw the donuts in there?

That's not bad. If you get it's like the shitty tacos, the, the curly fries, if you get some popper, some donuts. That's a slop box. I'd eat that. I will never eat, I will never eat the burger again and now I'm never going to eat the chicken. Now we know. Now we know. All box is shadow band, just like Sonic.

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You are. Oh, God. You are. You always smell like this. Great. and tell a friend about the show where we stink. Yeah, we do stink. I said, why does it smell like Eric in here when I walk in?

Wow. That was so close. That was so cool. It's been a long time since you got one. Yep. Yeah, I know. You're a dry spell. Anyway, uh...

Maybe I just need some help. Bye? I need, how am we gonna help you? I don't know, just get fresh air. We got booze. One more sentence is reference for the road, Nick. I got nothing. Bye.

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Oh, he's so fast. Stop hitting me.