100% Eat - It's Lowkey Dark Out - Taco Bell Ride Along

Episode Date: November 6, 2025

Graysie let us know its lowkey dark. RodeoGoat time for our Chungus lives. There's a bird in someone's eye. Who's taco is this? If any of this made sense to you, congrats, Chungus. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

That's annoying. What? You're a muffler. You don't hear it? Oh, I don't even notice it. I usually drown it out with the radio. How's this? Oh, yeah.

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Whoa. The World Snake? The Sun is sneakily hiding. The World Snake. It is dark. It is dark. That's his son, right? Who's that?

The world snake, like the snake that's around the world. Oh, yeah. He, like, fucked a goat and made a world snake or something. What are you talking about? Rodeo goat. Yeah. You win. Yormander or whatever.

Yes, that's his name. Rodeo goat. By the way. Which made Yormandor. If you've been a rodeo goat. All right, we're all. All right. If you've been.

Dude, if they called this the Taco Bell estate. Oh, yeah. A apartment complex. The Taco Bell. Wait. And they just, like, painted it all. Is the Taco Bell Hotel still open? A Taco Bell Hotel?

Do you not know about that? The Taco Boatel? Yeah. Taco Boatel. There was like, maybe it was just like a collab for like a little while. Oh, I think that's what it was. Oh. I was gonna say we should be a real hotel.

Yeah. Bring it back forever. It should go. It should be real. And they put hot tortillas on your face. Like the nacho fries, bring them back forever. Instead of a chocolate on your pillow, it's just a nach fry. It's just a noncho fry.

It's just room temperature. Or a cinnamon to light. No, it's not room temperature. It's cold as shit. No, it's hot. How the fuck would they pull that on? Wait for you to walk in. Oh, my God, the room service and the hotel.

Oh, my God. Do you imagine what that would fucking smell? Oh, this is gonna be good. It would smell like this bag of food. The Taco Bell smell. Gracie would walk in and go, oh, it's divine. It's gonna be like, next extra thing in the taco. I would move in there.

Mine's gonna be easy to find. Fuck, I don't. Right, but it'll still be hard to find your barrio. your burrito because there was no issue for finding your taco yeah that's what i was saying yeah that's kind of the point of what i said that's the point nick's not worried yeah i'm not worried well the point actually gracy made is finding her burrito right which will be difficult that will be a problem okay he's saying right like he's agreeing right because hers will be difficult but you are like yours as will micha Michaels we're all we're all getting a burrito nick all five

are going to be a so the burrito to be is inconsequential right but that's what the conversation that was being had though It was about the burrito. Jordan, thoughts? Right, and I had it to it. Jordan, anything? I'm wondering why. Suddenly got so tired.

Is it because we were in the Taco Bo for half a fucking hour? I called it. An hour and a half. Yeah, we were. Grace is right. We thought there at 5.30. It was a really long time, but Gracie got her Diet Pepsi. And not too price.

Okay, and not to fries. And Michael, what drink did you get? Vanilla cream frozen drink, Freezy. They call them freezes. It's pretty good, actually. Oh, vanilla, sorry, vanilla cream soda. It's a different version than... Does it taste like vanilla milkshake?

What we got. Not at all. There's nothing to have a milkshake. There's no milk. Well, it just looks a little bit like one. From here. This looks like a milkshake? From where I'm sitting.

It's kind of, you know, just has a look about it. It's a white, frozen liquid. What do you mean? Listen, Nick's not worried about what looks like a milkshake. He's got that taco. Yeah, he knows what drink is. It's locked in here. Yeah.

He's locked in on it. Someone throws a taco. There's taco hand on. They throw the taco out the window. Guys, this is a regulation feud that's going over. I don't care. What? Not really.

We grabbed a bunch of fire sauce. Gracie grabbed a bunch of hot sauce. Why is that bad? It's not bad. I was just asking if we had fire. Do you use hot? Yeah. Is that your preferred hot sauce from Taco Bell?

I've honestly never tried their fire. I told you I'm kind of a little bit new to the Taco Bell game. We've only been doing it for like 10 years. No, not 10. Maybe not. I'm a little bit new to the Taco Bell game. You should try a bite with some fire sauce I will because I do love a spicy sauce

I mean I got spicy ranch If they didn't put that in the bag I'm gonna be really upset Oh I guarantee it's not in there There's no bottle shot If you ordered it We probably heard a spicy ranch back in a house

I did order it if you ordered it We got spicy ranches Did it cost money? Yeah 80 cents Whoa That's more the size That's five Oh my gosh

Dairy queen sauce Fucking dairy queen man We had to be dairy fucking run for our last episode Undercutting the market. Do you want to get their food or ice cream? To get their food. I really don't.

A food they didn't have. Which is a whole fucking mess. Give it to me. That's what the first I know. No. But then we're like, oh, we'll get like this other dairy cream sauce. Oh my gosh. 75 cents each and they went down.

No. You can't see anything. You can't see a. There's grease, bro. You cannot. Okay. Dude, there's like a hundred. I'm looking.

I don't see it. A fuck. A fuck. A fuck. Well, there's 150 fire sauces in here. And 10 nacho fries, and then there's all the nacho cheese cups. Okay, well, it could be disguised in the nacho cheese cups because it comes in. Right.

It could be disguised as next taco. I don't hope that it's down there. You know what? Much appreciated. Thank you. Hey, Queen. Jordan, we didn't quite make this light. How many birds?

Look at how many birds there are. Birds are disgusting. Grackles. I'm sorry. Is that a bad thing to say? No, you know, as long as you know, As long as you don't mean grackles. Ew.

Greccles don't. They just shit on everything. Grackles don't. No, wait. Stop. Stop. I'm throwing a notch of fries. He's lighting up.

Throw Nick's taco. No, don't do that. Throw Nick! You can try. You can try. Ew, look at those fucking birds. There's a lot of birds. Disgusting.

Oh, my God, they're just birds. I'm sorry. I really don't like birds. I think the birds fight. No. But I had to hit the... Have y'all seen a video that went viral on TikTok? That might have been a stretch. I'm sorry.

Go on? The bird like flies down and the beat goes in the woman's eye. What? Oh, fuck. Is this a eye? I don't want to watch a TikTok where a woman loses an eye. No, no, no, her eye is fine. It like, it like, seems like it gets like the lid.

It's a clean through and through. Bird in eye. What? She's dead. I don't think you got ranch in here, but I don't know. Ah! Oh! No! No!

She went in her eyes! No! But she's fine. I think that also might have stretch. I didn't follow over. I don't have TikTok. Isn't that crazy? I just, I don't like birds in any capacity.

I just like when the monkey gets sucked into the tornado. That was, that one was funny. My friend had a bird growing up, and I think that was my start of my disdain for birds. Birds are fucking, hey garden. We didn't make it again. Oh my God. Oh my God.

They don't want me to be happy. We didn't make it again. I mean, that bag legit weighs like 10 pounds. Yeah. It's also becoming. It's becoming wet. Hey, you can't even see us. It's so dark.

I know. We're directly under the birds, too. Well, it's like we could have had that light on, you know. But that was too much. Jordan, you want some flowers? What light? The one on the phone? Did you want my vote to trade some for some nach fries?

You're going to trade her. Now that I would like to see. Huh? Don't give up nach fries. Just yours. No. No. It was like an injured dog.

No. No. Poor mangus. Why poor Mingus? She's really happy. Poor Chungus. What is Jungus? Why is everyone John Chungusing and saying you just got Chungus? Okay, if I Google Chungus, am I gonna regret it?

No, no, look it up. How many times is Gracie said that? I don't know. If I Google this, will I regret it? What is Chungus? Not only will you not regret it, you won't remember it. No. An hour from that.

That's Chungis? There's big chungis. Oh, that's big chungis. That's how many more tame than I thought. Yeah, but that's big chungis. That's big chungis. So why do we refer to our life as chungis? Oh, yeah.

Stupid fucking chungus life. Dude, sometimes you just got to hang chungus life. Maybe look up that phrase. What is chungis life? Hang on. By the time this is out, this, like, everything moves so fast. I've got to be so old. And then lazy and laid back.

Are those right? Yeah, I guess. Six thousand. I don't know. I would use it. I would use it when I'm robbing my house. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I like, I'm going to have a chungis thing.

You should just talk. well let's uh fuck my stupid chunga's life and then you see what the convention probably know it because she's right right that's why i said you should say it to alissa yeah do it you should text it to her right now and say what you know fuck my stupid i keep missing this light fuck my big chunga's like yeah did the convention last week yeah yeah yeah she just she's going to be so confused i had heard of it yet i come or maybe not or maybe she'll just like yeah the mic pick yeah mine first thing first thing ira says to me she's going six seven dude six seven are you serious

Oh, really? Oh, really? Oh, yeah, Iris has been six-sevening. Dude, they're doing single stuff. Whoa. Six-seven. That's another one I don't get. I mean, there's nothing to get.

Right. It's something to get. That only makes it more confusing. I don't know it either, so. When there's not something, it's even harder. Oh, yeah? Age? Six, seven.

I want to know what Alyssa says about your chunky's life. She might say fuck mine, too. Okay. Wow. That's pretty cool. Because she probably knows what it means because she's very online. I'm really excited for, Nick's kid to start learning online lingo.

He won't. How old is he? I won't. Is he going to be an outside kid? He will be five very soon. That's, if he plays his cards right. Yeah. It's up to him.

It's up to him. Well, you guys share a birthday. You guys share a birthday so you fight for it. It's nice to have the attention off me. Because there's nothing like, there's like, whoa, trees, trees! Oh my God. There's like, there's like nothing around here,

so they just put stuff in here. Yeah. Right, but I'm saying, like, the office followers are just going to play soccer? Yeah, and they go like, look, work like that. Yeah, they're like, hey, you got 15-minute break. When I worked at Razor, we had an arcade, we had like an arcade machine in our kitchen,

and we would just play the arcade machine all the time. We used to go for sunset walks at Restor Team. Oh, yeah, throw the football around. Yeah. Not my day. Definitely not your day. No, no, that was long before you. Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah. Oh, cool. That's great. They always are like, oh, my God, rooster deep. They used to raise so much money for us. And then they fell off. And then they fell off. Yeah, well, weren't.

Whatever happened to them? Michael's balls have been blasted so much for these sick kids. But apparently Jack still does stuff. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's still. Yeah, with extra life. Yeah, he's still pretty active with extra life stuff. We're not, but he is.

Good for him. Yeah. I'll get blown up I'll get shot with I might have to ask you to do that one day you get blown up they might give me a raise

it depends how much this man hey can you have it depends on the race patience are coming I don't get blown up I don't get blown up for chum change

I don't get blown up for chungis well we can't give you that right you wouldn't give it to we raise money for right you don't raise money for us

to get back to you I thought you were saying that was like your fee no no that's his grown up fee oh he wants to like raise the most money. Wait, let's do it. Let's do it. I would get a really big pat on the back. Okay. Guys, it's my time for the extra life chairing. Pay me, Michael. Wait. Pay me my dues. Wait, she sent an audio. Oh, okay.

Whoa. Okay. Everyone, stop. Stop. Fuck my stupid Tungus life. So she does get it. I don't know. Ask her how much she thinks I get paid for extra life. I said what does that mean? What do you? Like, you just said it to me. Yeah, yeah, she just said it. That's good. Fuck, my stupid Chungus life. And then ask her if she wants to be on the first half of Michael Jordan podcast, and you can join in the second half. The thing is, she totally would come.

She knows Chungest life. I said, what does that mean? They told me that. How are we plugged in your eye? What is this? She's plugged into birds flying into people's eyes. I will tell you, my TikTok is very not, like, current, like of the date, like the current brain. You're right?

Yeah, these lights just came on, like, really sudden. I thought something was like coming at me. Because it's getting low-key dark. Did you notice that high-key trying to fight it? They're getting... Remember when you're playing and your parents are like, yo, when it gets low-key dark, you gotta start coming home.

When the street lights come on. When the street lights finish come and turn on. Oh, sorry. Jesus keeps playing it. That's a new vocal stim. That's the new vocal stim. Every time the streetlight comes on, you go, my stupid fucking chumice life?

No, it doesn't have anything to do with that. No. It's a fun picture. Usually it's around six, maybe seven. My stupid chungest life. Eric's just aura farming right now. Orra farming. I've seen that one too, and I don't get it.

That's my new favorite one. My ticker is very, like, obscure. I like watching people actually do it where they'll, like, drop a piece of paper. or something, and oh, hey, you drop this and they turn around, they sign it. Pick it up and they sign it. Orah farming is just like a boss,

but it's called aura farming. You know what, it's the same thing? When someone brings you a baseball card of Eric and you sign Michael's name and get paid $40. There you got. That's all right. Pretty good, man.

Oh, and then I wrote Tall Michael. Tall Michael. Was that your extra life fee? Oh, my God. I thought we went for Taco Bell and Clark. Oh, I got that. We did. Did we actually?

Yeah, it's been a really long time. Like, I, my tummy is telling me something. Gracie, it's been a really long time. It's been so long. I've got a lot of food, kind of. Lo-key. How much food did you get? I got the nacho prize, the burrito, and a cheesy gordy to crap.

It's not that much food. That's not that much. That's a food for just a carlo. No, that's Nick's taco! Right, be easy to find. That's easy! Just like you're going to be easy to find tonight when we kill you, bitch! I'm talking to Eric.

You're killing Eric? Yeah, we're talking about it. Fuck, you saw me. Not that you could see anything anyway. I'll kill you, Eric! There you go. Oh, she said it just means fuck my life, but comedically, is that right?

Yeah. Fuck my life is comedic and then jump off a bridge. So we just added more layers to the comedy. Is that what's going on here? Yeah, we had a chunk. Yeah, like a little Zoggy. Fuck my stupid chungest life. Okay, do that record it and send it back here.

My chungest life. Hang on, quiet. Yep. On set. On set. Fuck my stupid chungus life. I don't think I've ever heard it. I don't think you ever heard it.

Clean take. We do it. Clean take. We do it. Do I need to be more assertive? Yeah. Like letter, yeah. Fuck my stupid Chungis life.

She still laughs. You can't laugh at the end, Gracie. You almost made it. I can't laugh. You can do it. Gunggis is hilarious. It does that funny. It is very funny.

It's like dingus. Fuck my stupid chungus life. Oh, she said it. That's okay. There's good. There's no one bag. It's better than the first. Jordan, how's your boat? How's my boat?

Dude, we haven't seen that boat. You lost your boat? Yeah. Also, follow-up question. Yeah. Do you mind any games lately? Oh, eating any cat tails lately? What?

Ew. Wait, that was your ball. You eat them jails. Yep. Yep. Oh, man. Cat tails, cat tails. We found another stem.

Yeah. Cat tails. Oh, no. My mic. Those are Christmas lights. But I think they're Halloween-ish color. They're shit. They look like Marni Gras.

They look like purple and green. Is orange part of Marnikram? No, yellow. Orange is part of Halloween, I think. But right, that's why Chuckie was there. Other colors. Brody Viv. There you go.

I'm with you on there. Yeah, on there. Consider that. I got you. How much do you on there? I didn't think my kids knew. That's right. Where'd you move?

Where'd you move? And also how I learned when my kids learned. But truly, what's the difference between? Oh, really? Who's that? Blue and one is more of a purple. Yeah. But then you just have violet.

Right. Violet is straight up purple. Yeah. It's just sometimes it's misleading. Sometimes. Violence is how I feel like that. All right, let's eat this shit. Okay.

Yeah. Let's dip the shit in some piss and shut up her ass. What? Is it okay that I parked in your neighbor's yard? yard. Hopefully not in the yard. In the yard? Probably not in their house. Yeah. I don't know if there were like rules on your No, you're fine. Wait, is she talking about just throwing trash in the car? No. No, she said park my car. Oh, okay. On the yard. In the yard. Is it okay that I drop my car on the ground? Whoa. It sounded like it was approaching.

It's getting closer. Bark back, Gracie. Oh, it stinks in here. Yeah. It's all that trash. Whoa, nice-ass laundry. Yeah, we spared no expense. No expense. Do you all do a lot of laundry here?

Yes. Like what kind of stuff? We used it twice. We washed some towels. Yeah. We all really splurged for a couple of towels. Yeah, I mean, it came without house. Do you think that's just thing, like something like we put here?

Oh, that came with the house. Yeah, we're renting the house. Damn, they stay up a lot. That's how renting works. But the furniture is y'all. Correct. When you rent a house, usually get the appliance, it's like a fridge.

You don't get the furniture. Yeah, all right, let's have a look. It's like an apartment. Do you need this? Well, the apartments sometimes do the washer dryer. You didn't take that for. Oh, sweet. Okay.

Apartments come with the washer and dryer. You buy the washer dryer, throw the apartment for free. Yay! We got 10. We did. Look at how 10 there are. Is this a new movie or is this still, is this still King of New York?

Because they probably spill. Fuck my stupid chunga slide. It's working. That was a good use of it, right? Not your cheese? Uh, yeah, sure. Taco! They did it!

You were wrong! We got it! Oh, you got it! Yay, Gracie! It'll work out. It'll work out. Who's tacos is this? Who's the fuck is that?

This could be anybody's. That's next taco. How am I supposed to know who's this is? So I will say the burritos, let's see. Gracie got no Chapult. That's Jordan. What is this one? What is this one?

I got Halpinio. So they didn't mark them. Oh, that's me. That's you, Gracie. Sorry, I was... Yeah, we're never going to find these burritos, Gracie. Crapshoot. I know, I told you they weren't going to mark them.

Real dusted. Yeah, but... It was the sauces that we switched out, so that's impossible to know. Yeah, well, you think they'd, like, mark it. Mm-hmm. But why would they do that? I guess they didn't. So someone's going to get a jalapeno sauce,

and someone's going to get no ranch. Yeah, they didn't. Well, I guess there's no way to find out. Fingered your food. Burrito brule. You have a one in five chance. You're not getting what you ordered. Are we opening them unwrapping?

Wait. This has sour cream. That's not mine then. They all have a sour cream. No mine removed. Yours doesn't. She just gave a sniff. Sniff it.

Find it. How would I open this? With your hands. They kind of sealed it shut. That's the thing you wanted more than anything. It looks like there's no sour cream in that. So that one's me, you think? If there's no sour cream, it's right.

I just can't tell if they're sour cream or not. I see white sauce. Well, then there is. What about this one? I'm just gonna. I mean, it's really gonna be okay if there is. I can just buy people on. Same, I'm just gonna rip it open.

There you go. That might be it. That's it. Yay! Someone's getting my jalapeno. That's fine. We'll find it. I'll make sure I like it.

We'll find it. And then we will not swap. Oh, really? I mean, I would. Whoever's eating. It's got like a little jalapeno kick to it. Are you dipping? Yeah.

It's spicy range. Oh, it's spicy range. Oh, it's spicy range. All right, well, we're gonna eat the tubes. Yeah. Enjoy. Man, we were in traffic for a long time. Oh my God, it's really good.

Well, with you driving. I wish there's a different way to fucking go from there. Oh, I know.