100% Eat - It's NOT Spicy? %% Burger King How to Train Your Dragon Meal

Episode Date: June 10, 2025

Our Heroes, because of you, return to Burger King, because of you, to try the new How to Train Your Dragon Menu, because of you. You did this. This meal includes a red burger, reddish mozarella sticks, a lightish red drink, and a sundae without nuts. Only one thing is spicy. Can we train this meal or does BK get knocked down a peg again. It still tastes like that huh?And next week we'll be announcing some new merch coming early July including the Switchfork! You can check out the store NOW at https://100percenteat.store Sponsored by GoldBelly. Go to GOLDBELLY.com and use code PERCENT to get free shipping and 20% off your first order. Also sponsored by Shady Rays. Thanks, Shady Rays. Get 35% off polarized glasses at shadyrays.com - code EAT Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my coach, Jordan Sweers. Jordan, how are you? I'm swimming. He was like, take a hit How are you? I'm swimming But boys Nick Nick wishy-wishy we're so Nick asked you to take a big hit like three times I got yeah Nick got mad at you God You're vibrating. It's like, oh, what are you smoking? Sour straws? Whoa! God. Nick was mad at you because he was asking if you were ready. And then you weren't.

The microphone was nowhere near you. And you were like, would you be happy with this, with starting with the microphone so far away? And he was like, no. And then he goes, take a big hit. Take it, take it, take it. Take a big no. And then he goes, take a big hit. Take it, take it, take a big hit. Take a big one, take a big one. Cause I just took a hit.

And he's like, take a big one, take a big one. Like while you're there, keep sucking. He says it now. He wouldn't say it earlier. He like says it at all times. We lead him to water and he refused to drink it. He starts playing in the dirt. I was in Thursday. You were like. We lead him to the water. refused to drink he starts playing to the dirt

You were we were like the water we go look at this and like lean him forward And go take a drink and he goes Eric was talking about his piss cop and I was like, yeah, you know, he loves doing with that piss cop Mm-hmm Drinking it and I go yeah, what is what is that? What is that? What would that what would I like drink it hard, and then he goes? I'm like right so you say so how would you describe that? Jordan goes say the line Bart, and he goes I'll kill you It's not newer than sucking.

Oh, you're right. Sucking. What are you talking about? That was like two weeks ago. Why, oh, you're right. That's the new line. Right, I agree. This dude, this.

He's helping. Guy. What? Oh my God. Makes me look high. Yeah. I'm just like like vaping too much and just listening to what he's saying.

Yeah. It's a real, it's a real throwback to like a college year kind of thing where a guy doesn't make any sense and you don't feel good, but you're both in the room together for a long time. Yeah. A warm room.

Okay. Okay. An alarm. Too specific. What? No. There's a, yeah. And there's a cat crawling through a hole. War room, okay Okay, an alarm too specific There's a yeah, and there's a cat crawling through a hole His check-downs

He didn't abetted the man abandoning his family I Didn't know at the time I didn't abet that I just hated Nick's gonna get hit with a lawsuit like 20 years after the fact That's maybe still like Like maybe one of the funniest stories you've ever told on this show about helping a guy abandon his family Unintentionally, let's frame it right

It was intentional, you were not Right, no you intentionally gave him money. You just didn't know what he was gonna do with it. It's also, yo, give me 50 bucks. I'll pay you back. Yeah, you'll see me again. My son will pay you back. Yeah, I'll double it.

He'll be good for it. It's also, it makes it even funnier that it just came out of nowhere after five years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. By the way, I ever tell you this one? Not even something that was hinted at or talked near it was just like yeah Cat used to climb in between these apartments also. I helped the guy escape his family like like Danny Grendan Didn't I didn't think like you've been holding out a crazy thing. I never got said I told my friend you saying that

Was like I've never heard this Crazy thing I never got said I told my friend you saying that was like Yeah, I've ever heard this yeah, we're way to well So because it came up cuz we passed it and it's like we we probably had that a million times Yeah, oh that place. Yeah, I used to live in cat How crime climb through holes in the ceiling also guy him money check bounce left his family didn't know anyway God damn. Yeah, it's like, how does this come up now? We just need to give him that show. We just need to get in the car with him.

Real stories? Yeah. Car captains. Yeah, he's been giving us the lame ones. Yep. Forgot about the Denny Grendan thing. Went back to San Diego, saw friends. Went, oh dude, this podcast,

I talked about Denny Grendan, and they all just went, huh, Jesus Christ. Because they all knew him. And like. I talked about, Denny Grendan, and they all just went, huh, Jesus Christ, because they all knew him. And like- Rest in peace, Denny. Yeah, and they were just like, I just don't, why? After the fact, like, he's like, great guy, why'd he change his name?

We talked about it, I think I texted you guys when I found it, cause I forgot what his name was. It was Joseph. Yosef, it was Yosef. Yosef, yeah. There was no H. Yeah. It was Joseph. It was Yosip. There was no H. Yeah. But he-

It's a very Polish style name. Right. But also very easy to convert to an American name. Joe! Hey Joe. Right. Right, you don't have to do anything. Nothing.

You don't have to do anything. Nothing. I'm Denny. That's an American name. Joe, not good enough. No president will ever be named that. If he, I guess maybe if he immigrated to like LA, he would have been like Norm,

like Norm's, like the diner, and that would have been fine. I hate it, those Norm's commercials. More normal name though. Yeah, way more. Yeah, than Denny. But you see it and it's just like, Denny. That's like if you change your- A name I've never heard before I'm right anyone named Denny

Well, I mean he thought he probably saw Wendy's and he went Wendy. That's a name Denises, yeah, none of them ever went by Denny right Denny is such a weird nickname It was Dennis doesn't need a nickname Denny and Dennis. Yep. Same like yep Look, I don't think I've ever heard this, but I can even see like a parent calling their child Dennis Den. Sure. Yeah. Like I can see that. Not Denny. Yeah. Also I believe the French pronunciation of Dennis is just Denny. It is, it's Denny, like Denny Belenou. Yeah, right. But that's not what this is. This is D-E-N-N-Y and he lived in San Diego. San Denego. So that was a fun little update and it was cool to have everyone go, Jesus fuck it.

Well, that's what happened last week. It was a lot of, I haven't thought about Denny Grendan in years. I can't stop thinking about Denny Grendan. I'm kidding. So what's happening this week? This week. Some of us are wearing funny hats. This week We're reviewing Burger Kings how to train your dragon meal bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah That's a theme song. I don't know how it goes though. They played it in the trailer. What's the Avengers theme song? Ba-da military That's what that's what American military service. I just started the real heroes

No, no, no, that's just it's just a guy No, he can't he retired a long time ago and he needs to sit down. He can, yeah. That's America's ass. Yeah. Thank you for everyone standing. We're cutting your benefits. Yeah.

Find out more information at the VA, if it's open. Thank you for your service and your continued sacrifice. Jesus. Continued sacrifice. Jesus. You're the best of us idiot And you will suffer for it. Yeah That's what you get. Yeah, how to train your dragon. Look at Jordan's hat. Yeah

Yeah, I got it. I gotta say I picked one of these up. They had a whole stack of them Yeah, we took four. I took one and put it first. I was like Nick grab a grab a crown and he goes I already have one and I go Yeah, I'm not like this. Yeah, but Nick we're doing content today right now in the moment Yeah, it's also your dragon theme so I went and grabbed one and put it on his head He has one and then on the way out We all put we all ended up picking them up and then we found out that the horns come the horns come out This is pretty cool. It's a real Viking kind of thing. This is pretty awesome So they had us stack. This is pretty sick. They had so many of them. They're four left now

For less for left. There's definitely more than four. Yeah It's just not a pyramid anymore. Yeah, we ordered online because like last time it this was under the digital exclusives menu Why is Burger King doing this stuff? Because last time, this was under the digital exclusives menu. Why is Burger King doing this stuff? Because last time we went, we got there and I went, I want to order this. And they went, we don't what? And then Michael had to pull out his phone. It was a whole thing.

So we had to order on the phone. So this time I just went, okay, I'm just going to order on the phone before and be done with it. Here's what I brought up about what we ate. I was confused about the hamburger because I think I thought that it was Spicy and it's not and that's because it's called the flame and flight meal. Whoa

What a what a cult first off cult name? Yeah What so what's the is it like a charbroiled burger? They use the dragon breath To grill that's why it's so overcooked. Yeah, that's why it tastes like dragon breath to grill that's why it's so overcooked yeah that's why it tastes like fucking dragon breath it kind of tastes like a dog's mouth and then the dragon also painted the bun red yeah usually red equals spicy it's just a regular it's a regular whopper and the mozzarella sticks were red and spicy yeah exactly burger was red and not spicy no the burger was red in ketchup the drink is red and regular yeah yeah a lot of red going was red and not spicy. No, the burger was red and ketchup. The drink is red and regular.

Yeah. So a lot of red going on. The sundae, not spicy, but didn't expect it to be. It wasn't red. No, it was not red. If it were red, I'd be like, hold on, what's going on here? It was a sundae though.

It wasn't pointy. Also, that was the most people I think I've ever seen working in a Burger King at once. Yeah, it worked really well. There were like six or seven workers at the Burger King and it was like, boom, they were firing, boom, boom, boom. Yeah, it was great. So I walked in and I went, hey, online order.

And they're like, what's the name? And I'm like, Eric, I had an online order for these meals. And they went, okay. And then we kind of stood around and then you guys stood in the way of a bunch of people. No, we were off. We were off to the side.

Nope, I asked you to stand off to the side. And we did. So you don't have to be here. No, we were off to the side. To be fair, we were standing there, not remotely in the way the wet that Standing area was ginormous. Yeah. Yeah Fused walked up there like okay take your order and he went what and pointed at you three

Yeah, yeah, by the way off to the side so it's all nothing. Yeah, we were all standing off to the side Yeah, stop and then Eric got Derek got was like, are you ordering next? So clearly you did nothing. He would have been less confused if we were standing in front of him. If we were one unit, one family unit. Yeah, he was like, guys that are all standing to the side because that other guy's yelling at you. Are you ordering next? You know, you know, you know, what would people think if they saw us all together? You know, in the offbeats, that group of the popular kids, they stay one unit and you know that they're together. There you go. I told them something about you, I don't remember

what it was. I said something like, this guy's always freaking out about something or something like that. So, I don't remember. It was a dig at you. So, we went to pick up our food. It came very naturally, I can't remember. I told them, it's an order for Eric, well whatever, and they were like, okay, and they came back and they went, okay, so we have an online order for what you're saying, but the name is Eat. And I went. How'd that happen? Because when you order, you can create an account or whatever, or you can sign in through Gmail.

And I went, well, I'll just use the company email account. First name 100%. But where did Eat? I don't, bizarre. So they're like, we just have an order here for Eat. And I went, that's us, thank you. company email account. First name 100%. But where did it eat? Bizarre. So they're like, we just have an order here for eat. And I went, that's us. Thank you. That's what my friends call me.

We're eat. Yeah. My full name is actually Denny. Yeah, but I go by eat. But I go by eat. My full name is Edie Grendan. Mm-hmm. Denny.

Denny Edie Grendan. Denny Eat. So we got the food and it was very easy because we ordered online, because I knew it was going to be the same fucking situation. And also we did this because of you because you fucking voted for this and Nick assured us that he did not vote this time. I checked he didn't. Okay. But he would have voted for this.

The Popeyes looked kind of edible. The wraps, the chicken wraps. Yeah, well, I mean, I'm not really mad at the at the at the bugs for this because you put Burger King on there. I know they're gonna go for it. It's like this guy. It's one of the it's one of the hot things He could have omitted it. Yeah, it's one of the hot things We covered this No, no, no, it's it's it's it's water you it's a he got excited he was anyway He's smiling and nodding. Yeah, hey kill your pee good Kill it kill it kill it kill it or I'll kill it

Kill it or I'll suck it what the fuck? Yeah, that's you know what you said I'm rubber your glue Yeah, that's you. No, I'm not you what you said. Oh, yeah, you're glue Yeah, you sticky bitch All that piss you're drinking all that piss you drinking and it's sticking your mouth Like the glue that you are I'm rubber and your glue bitch Nick's the rubber that holds this company together. Yeah, we talked a lot about that We were talking about how pointing how I'm not gonna see this movie because it has no business existing

And then Lilo and stitch just came out and I really wanted to know your take on it because everything I've been hearing is That they fucking ruined it and you were like, yeah, they kind of botched it. It was like yeah It was fine the whole time and then they ruined. It was like perfect. Yeah, it was fine the whole time. And then they ruined it at the end. But again, it was fine. You know, it's only the central theme of the movie though. Yeah, it's fine. It's fine.

It doesn't matter. And then this is for How to Train Your Dragon, which is another live action remake, but not Disney. What if at the end he doesn't train the dragon? Yeah, it's like, it's too out of control. And he goes, you're free, don't worry about this. Nevermind. I think dragons are bad, actually.

Is that what the second one's about? Well, there's a guy that can control dragons. Yeah. Hiccup? I learned his name. No, he's another guy. And then he makes Toothless try to kill Hiccup, and then his dad saves him, so he murders his father.

The dragon kills his father. What? Carar Butler? Yeah. That's the plot of the second movie? It's not the plot, it happens like halfway through. Yeah, it's a kid. Oh my God.

Of course. Well, it's okay, because the first film, his mom's dead. Yeah. And he has no mom. And then in the second movie, he finds his mom is alive. So they quickly have to kill his father. Yeah. There could only be one. Yeah. Yeah. It's like it's a Thanos situation. Yeah. Yeah. Let that be a lesson to you kids. Yeah. Yeah. No happiness. And then the third one ends.

No happiness. So how many are there? Three. There's three of them? Okay. And then they're live-action remaking the first one. You would say- And probably the second one. I was gonna say, you assume it's gonna make a billion dollars and they'll make the next one. Well, maybe they changed the ending of the third one though. I hope they remake, do a live action version

of Lila and Stitch 2. Oh yeah. The directed DVD movie. Oh really? They should do a live action remake of Cars. Oh okay. And just have the cars. They should have the cars from those Chevron commercials. Yeah, yeah! Also still animated. I just think they should just film a bunch of like... Well, yeah, they should film a live-action car and then like, you know, oh, it's live-action and then they're doing all this post. It's like the Lightning King is not a live-action movie.

Yeah, I think live-action Thomas the Tank Engine real people's faces oh that's pretty cool dude it looks like a mohawk from oh dude on the trains yeah Thomas that came up somehow the other day I was talking to my kid about it and I mentioned Thomas the Tank Engine and she's like dude that's weird I was like I always thought it was weird. I was a kid. I used to love she's like they look weird I don't like how they look like you should get I never liked on you should I like creepy. I liked when of course you did George Carlin. He liked it of course I liked when George Carlin was the conductor. Yeah, that was cool. And then it was in a Ringo.

It was a Ringo after that. Bizarre. Bizarre. I think if Funny or Die was still around, we could film live action cars remake and it would just be us filming a bunch of cars and then doing voiceover for it. Life is a highway.

And it would be like a Hyundai sponsorship. And we would all make very, very little money, but Funny or Die would make pretty good money on that. Honestly, sounds like something we would have done at Wr very very little money, but funny or die would make pretty good Sounds like something we would have done at rooster teeth. Yeah, we did a lot of car commercials really like shorts Yeah, I'm one of the first one of things Michael, and I did yeah when I first moved there was like short in a car. Yeah Yeah, what are you talking about? I'm in one short. I'm in one. You just started talking with no explanation

and you just said I was in a car. Yeah, I have one car. I know that this is all built upon what we were just talking about, but I wasn't listening to that. So therefore it didn't happen. Yeah, so where am I? You have to have a beginning to a story jordan

You just start right and and i have to hear it what's roosterteeth yeah There's a lot of companies out there yeah it's a company that you can quit and come back to Just like everyone just like everyone else at roosterteeth. Gracie said i don't want to be here. I'll wait i'm back Yeah, she disappeared for like two years or something something what the fuck and then she came back yep she's only ever worked on fiction. I just stuck it out. Jordan do you have a gift for Nick? Yeah you like hats? yeah we talked about this. Good you were gonna get it whether you said yes or no. We talked about this a couple episodes ago. Oh my god this looks like a fucking Homsar hat. I'm already wearing your hat. It's got a magnet. So it's got a magnet. I'm a real state trooper. Put it on the monkey. Yeah okay so you got to put the one magnet on the

inside. Hopefully you can figure this out. No stitching involved you got it. Good catch. That's good. He forgot the other monkey hat at home and so he has to wear the one that was on my face and so it has the earmuffs on it still from the shoot we did in 2020 why did he why did he take it home so that he can wear it on a different pot Just a hair there you go that looks great we need to check on camera, but it looks great You look good. We need to do look at him. Look at look at him looking at like a monkey looking in the mirror He's gonna fight him he sees it This is the antenna thing but the antenna ball that we need to make that no one will buy it's just a little hat It looks great.

It's not that strong. Hey, audience, let us know if you would buy the antenna topper. And if you say yes, you have to or we'll sue you. You can't just say I would, but then not get it. If you say yes. Legally obligated. Watch out. Also make the decision.

Also it's $75. You made us eat Burger King. Because then they say yes and then they have to pay. And I agree with Michael. They You made us eat Burger King. Because then they say yes, and then they have to pay. And I agree with Michael. They did make us eat Burger King. If you say yes, you have to beat this fucking thing. We'll put it on that hat. Yeah, put it on that hat. Oh, he doesn't like it.

No, he doesn't like it at all. Why would you not want to put it... Why would Nick take the monkey mask from here home? I'm very interested to find out. Oh, that hasn't happened yet. No, not yet You say your kid likes the monkey mask oh It's in his blood. Yeah, my kid likes the monkey mask too. Yeah, and I always say I made him. Yeah, he's my son He's your brother Yeah, and I always say I made him. Yeah, I'm just saying he's my son. He's your brother

Yeah, right That makes sense You know do a lot of sauce monkey becoming like worldwide famous and then yeah, we're getting there dude Yeah, but then your kids being like my dad made sauce no, none of the kids believe no My uncle works for Nintendo. Yeah, your dad's not the sauce monkey No, no, he's not him. He made he bought that guy that man. Yeah, he made the sauce monkey I gave him the confidence he needed to be himself Thought about yeah a kid who like maybe grew up in Seattle or something whose dad actually Uncle worked at Nintendo and would say that stuff and nobody would believe nope. I never once thought about that

Why would you don't believe that kid? I think if you worked at Nintendo you weren't allowed to have kids I hear the switch to is coming out. Yeah, right Shut up Switch to they wouldn't call it that Paul run is gonna reprise his role and do the new Mario Kart I wouldn't call it that. Paul Rudd is gonna reprise his role and do the new Mario Kart commercial. Wow. No, he's not.

My uncle said. Shut up. Hey, you know what else pisses Eric off? What's that? People who don't know about Gold Belly. It's true. Well, he's about to get upset. Who doesn't, who here doesn't know about that?

It's not me. I don't. What, you, yeah, Michael? What? Even, see, Nick is getting upset. See? Even Nick is getting upset about this. Eric, let him have it.

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This is why he wouldn't give me access. It doesn't apply to me. Here's the thing, it does apply to you because your kids can get you Gold Belly. You can receive Gold Belly. So I could give them money to spend on me. Yeah. In fact, I actually have done this for my dad in previous years. What did you get him? I got him barbecue.

This was like years ago. I got him barbecue and then we would go, when he'd get the delivery, I'd go over to his house and that would have like Sunday dinner or whatever. It would be like, Oh wow, dinner with your father. It's pretty great. Wonderful.

That's what your kids have all the time. Yeah. Yeah, that's lucky for them. No, you should see the text messages I get. They were pretty, those were pretty crazy. That was like a cryptic, that was a real cryptic text message. They're kind of trying to get to where you are. Yeah.

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You're like side friend and then another best friend in Shady Rays I'm not one. I'm not done talking. No, I'm done listening. At an equal level of we're. No, I'm done listening. At an equal level of where all... I think I'm done listening to whatever this is. So there's four best friends. It's me, Michael, Jordan, Shady Ray's. And if they were ranked Shady Ray's would be like at the very tip of the tongue. He's like the hamburger emperor Shady Ray.

You can be in best friend, but like you're a best friend like I love Minecraft. So you're there. Yeah. Like if you need to be on the list. Eric, Eric, I'm sorry. You're just not a proudly independent sunglasses company offering top tier quality that rivals even the most expensive brands. I've said for years that he should be. You saying that, you must be talking about Shady Rays. Yeah, because their durable frames and crystal clear optics are perfect for every outdoor moment.

Now that's true. I do however have a wide selection of styles and colors and you're guaranteed to find your perfect pair. Ah, shoot. That's actually Shady Ray's. No, I actually don't have that. Yeah, you wear like four shirts. They're all black. But you know what else he's rotating as part of his wardrobe? What's that?

His Shady Ray's. Oh! Well, yeah. We're not sponsored by Dim Erics. Not anymore, thankfully. Listen, we said we weren't gonna talk about Dim Erics when we started this ad read. Dim Erics was a bad idea.

I'll be the first to admit it. I thought it would be so easy to do what Shady Rays does. I thought it would be such an easy thing. And then what I realized is that- You don't know anything about sunglasses. This is honestly where it began. You kept saying other things, but it really just started and ended there of you don't understand even how sunglasses are made I sort of I got like leaves like I just sort of like found leaves and I put them over

I'd be like this is close, right? Putting little pieces of mirror inside and kept saying I can only see myself. Is this right? Am I doing it right? Eric did you even have like free returns within 30 days? No, no, no, absolutely not. So Dim Erics was a big risk. It was a huge risk and you shouldn't buy from it. Shopping with Shady Rays is risk free. It is absolutely risk free.

And I know for a fact that their team always has my back with personal fast support, which I can't say Dim Erics had nobody's back. Honestly, Dim Erics didn't even have my back. I somehow got fleeced out of dim Erics and I don't know what happened It was I put the leaves and the mirrors over my eyes and then I took them off And everything was gone. My stand was taken apart. Everything was gone I saw so much like raccoons running off with stuff and I get all your pallets were gone Jordan had some pallets outside his house though. No, but those are different They must but I just said Eric walked by and said those look familiar

No, they don't he just said convention was in town. Yeah, yeah, and so that's why he thought he got the pallets We all went to the subway. Yeah, Jordan said that Jordan kept telling me that the pallets are a different color But I never told them what color my pallets were right Right. So I don't really... But they were different. Yeah. That was clear. I mean, if you guys say so. Sure. That's what he told me he told you. Well, that's... Yeah. I said I was going to paint them, Michael. No, that's actually really cool. And I did.

I can say Dim Erics does not work. Shady Rays works. Shady Rays, I can say personally, I love Shady Rays. Wear them all the time. We all wear Shady Rays constantly. Watch Ride Along. It's all... It's just four guys in Shady Rays. Yeah. Everyone's going around. I got some new Shady Rays I'm going to. It's all, it's just four guys in Shady Rays. Everyone's going around. I got some new Shady Rays I'm gonna be using on the beach.

That's what I'm talking about. And without- I'm jealous. I could be wearing my Shady Rays at the beach right now. Without looking at the copy, without looking at the copy, I know they send you new ones if you ever lose them, which is crazy. Yeah. And I've used them many times, including last year.

Because you're going on outdoor adventures. When I went to the beach last year and lost them, I went, shit! And then I sent an email at the beach. Because I was like, can I get another pair of these? My only issue isn't with Shady Rays, it's that sometimes when they're sent,

they're sent to Jordan, and then I have to go through Jordan to get my sunglasses. Yeah, but you guys being neighbors makes it pretty easy. I know, but he's never home. I keep knocking. I went on my outdoor adventure. I see his cars are in the driveway. Yeah, and I just keep knocking.

And you see my car across the street watching. Yeah. Well, yes, but for some reason, like parked. It's not in the driveway. It's just across the street. And there's a man outside of his window using binoculars across the street. And it's very strange.

Sometimes he plants a bush he's always gonna hide behind or like a stop sign yeah they look i just want to say palates look great i'm honestly jealous he wants a pair like like those for himself yeah get him off my lawn jordan i thought that guy no that guy's lived here. I thought he was a mute. He's been here the whole time. He came, remember he walked in on you once when you were in the bathroom?

I just listened to that one and he said close the door. Ha ha ha ha. Jordan hit him with the offer. Ha ha ha. What's funny is I was just about to was just about to you and then like classic our neighbor Nick fashion. He just bursts in, you know, he just keeps saying his catchphrase. It's a talkie now. Well, Hey, a new neighbor, Nick, who's always been here exclusively for our listeners. Shady raises, giving out their best deal for the season. Head to shady race.com

and use code eat for 35% off polarized sunglasses. Try for yourself the shades rated 5 stars by over 300,000 people. That's a small city. Yeah, that is, it is a small city. And all of those people in that city, they're wearing ShadyRace. ShadyRace.com code EAT for 35% off. Alright, cool. So where did you get those things though? Put it on your food order order put it in your coupon checkout

Just type just start putting eat into stuff my word percent whatever works for you Um Michael King I need help moving some palettes somebody's getting pretty nosy about your neighbor Okay, Nick you can do all right I think Nick might be the thing we need to help move the palets and then dig a hole somewhere and someone Okay, hey do you guys want to learn about Burger King a place that they made us know too bad place you made us eat it Oh, sorry drag dragon pinions any dragon pinions about any of this. I think we already I got dragon pinions about Burger King It sucks. I got pinions about dragon Eric. I like I enjoy drag. I like it. I got opinions about Dragon Eric. I like I Enjoyed right. I like it. I do it whenever I can

Yeah, bitch Sticks and stones may break your bones, but I'll kill her Fucking blurry ass camera. Yeah, we're making fun of you Our last Burger King episode was too soon. August 13th, 2024, where we ate the BK fiery menu because of you. It received an average rating of 36. What I'm telling you, stop giving them the option. First fact is to Burger King.

Stop making us eat at Burger King. Stop it. Please, please stop it. This again, your fault. That's a failure. Fall. It's them. They voted for it. This is again your fault. That's a failure fault. It's them they voted for that's also a fact Yeah, it's a fact that you put it on there. Yeah, that's if that's a fact also I like the last thing we ate was fiery menu. Yes, so more fire and brimstone. What is it called? Uh,

This sucks Burger King menu Fire fire fire fire fire flame and fight flame and flight That's what it is And here's the thing you put flight on a food item and you don't even get flights. Mm-hmm Fucked up. Oh, dude. We're like a maybe I might get like why we're drinking Mimosa flights at Burger King. What are we doing? Yeah, when the fuck are we doing? Yeah, also where you answer that see see Wash down that Burger King with some CC insane insane this guy's fucking crazy. He needs 25 CC's of So that was the one that they voted on that we ate But the time we had before that was our last episode of face jam the final episode of face jam was Burger King

That's what you guys were talking about on the way in. He was trying to remember. I'd say I don't... Yeah, I knew it was a restaurant we didn't like. I don't try. Did you guys tell me? No need. But I also knew that we went to a restaurant we didn't like for the first episode of this show.

That's true. There's Jack in the Box. The show, you guys telling me stuff about this show is kind of like Minecraft. I assume it happens, but I like this show more than Minecraft. I get that, I get that, you're center. Yeah. I gotta remember like, when are we getting our napkin shirt? Not, do you remember eating this food? No, I don't care. We talked about that already.

Napkin shirt on the way apparently. So now we wait for napkin shirt. All right. Monkey's gonna look so fly. Monkey ain't getting shit. Yeah, we have to share that. Yeah. Damn.

And don't get it wet. Well yeah, it's all, this will stain, it is napkins. Monkey getting shit. Yeah, we have to share that. Yeah This will stain it is napkins In a follow-up to previous fact sections a federal judge agreed with plaintiffs In a class action was that my phone or your phone that was your phone that's crazy they hung up Yeah, I got that could have been important It wasn't good Yep. That could have been important. It wasn't. Good.

In a follow-up to a previous fact sections, a federal judge agreed with plaintiffs in a class action lawsuit that claims Burger King's advertising is deceptive because their burgers are not close in size to what they show. They also suck. U.S. District Judge Roy K. Altman ruled that there was some merit and stated that the allegations against Burger King quote go beyond mere exaggeration or puffery If exaggeration about puffery is going to become a federal crime. We're gonna need a lawyer shocked emoji Lock us up and throw away the key smirking emoji

Okay, what kind of puffery are we talking about? Oh, what kind of what kind of exaggeration and puffery are you talking about? What are you talking about? You wrote it. Yeah. What do you mean? Are we only like 75% heat? Yeah, yeah, yeah, and that's why we're blushing. I'm handling all the puffery for Nick.

He's got enough puffing for all of us. Dive in! No, we need him. He's got enough puffing for all of us No, we need him Dive in to a vape Okay Classic catchphrase dive into it You know that sound it makes when you go, splash, die.

It's a big splash. Sploosh. It hits wet. Just hours, he said, oh, cause you said sploosh. Yeah. Just hours after graduating from Mill Creek High School in Dekula, Georgia. Dracula.

Right? Yeah, Dekul. 18 year old, Michale, Michale Baker. Yeah, his cool 18 year old Micaele Micaele yeah, Micaele Micaele Baker showed up for sure first shift at Burger King still wearing his cap and gown a mother of another Student from Micaele's school film Micaele while in the drive-thru posted the video then raised $22,000 for him three go fund me for his higher education This is a very heartwarming story If you don't think about a kid having to flip burgers immediately after his graduation

Because his manager didn't give him the day off and he had no choice but to work We actually kind of want to do this to the monkey really test his dedication to this art form We're creating right now. We need you to work late. We're also garnishing We're also garnishing your wages also you have to make us hamburgers. This is your life. You, you happen to make us hamburgers. This is your life. You're trapped. This guy always with hamburgers. I want cheeseburgers. I want hamburgers.

Stop saying hamburgers. He always says hamburger. I think hamburger, when I hear hamburger, I just go, Oh, it's got cheese on it. I went to... Cheeseburger specific. Dude. I went to this baseball game.

Don't say it. And it was, what's the best topping on a hamburger? Scan this QR code and vote. Bacon. Bacon's good. Pickle. No. Onion.

Cheese. Cheese is default. Cheese is not a topping. Yeah, that's crazy. Cheese is, I got, I was getting so fucking upset. That's crazy. Cheese is transformative. It also won, but it shouldn't even be, no shit it won.

Because the picture, I think bacon, but the picture of the cheeseburger was a burger with cheese on it. The picture of the bacon was bacon on a cheeseburger. The picture of the pickle was pickle on a cheeseburger. And it was like, putting the shit together? Do one that's like, what's the best kind of cheese for a burger if that's what you're going to,

if you're going to include cheese, and that's like the thing. If there's a cause or something that we as a podcast should fight for, it's making cheeseburger the default. Cheeseburger is the default. We need to shift the zeitgeist, the paradigm, the cultural mindset. It already is mostly.

It is. People just don't accept it. They don't accept it. And people keep saying hamburger. And people keep saying restaurants putting hamburger on their menu. I was crowing about it. I was telling everyone, cheese is the default.

Cheeseburger, I'm like, look. Yeah, he was. He was telling everyone. I'm like, this guy. This guy's fucking all about cheese. I'm at a baseball game right now. Cheeseburger's the default. What do I vote for?

I was like, I'm at a baseball game. And I was like, what's cheese look like yeah What she's situation? What's the cheese situation? Yep, mm-hmm fucking crazy. What's the best topping cheese? What the fuck? I would say that's maybe acceptable if it was a hot dog right yeah Yeah, yeah, that's kind of crazy and like you know you get like a chili cheese dog Yeah, but you don't usually just get a hot dog with cheese. Yeah, no, but a hamburger you could that's kind of crazy. And then like, you know, you get like a chili cheese dog, but you don't usually just get a hot dog with cheese. Yeah. No.

But a hamburger? You could. That's a pointless... You know what that is? That's just clicks. Well, just imagine that you were eating that's just tricking you into engagement. You have to think of these pickles. We need media literacy in this country. You have to think about like what these toppings are independent where it's just like, okay, here's a plain hamburger, no cheese,

no other toppings, bun burger, pickles? Bun, that's insane. Bun burger, bacon bun, that's insane. Bun burger, onions, bun. Again, crazy. Cheese is like, should be on all of those. And if you go, oh, here's a cheeseburger, it's a plain cheeseburger, you know it's just with the cheese, you go, oh, here's a cheeseburger. It's a plain cheeseburger.

You know, it's just with the cheese. You go, okay, that's the closest to a regular thing. Also, if I had a plain hamburger with just bacon on it. And no cheese. That would be the, like, it's just, it's just bacon falling out. Nothing's adhering anything to anything. It's just going.

That would be nuts. You need the rubber, like Nick, to hold it together. Oh yeah. Oh, I hold it together. Oh, yeah I'm a rubber. Oh wait. He's Robin. We don't even have to do anything So we had to watch him when he took a picture of those women as I We kept saying he's a rubber watch out when they were like Take a picture with the bonky? Well final fact final fact Jesus Christ Jordan check this one out. I'm listening. He's checking

Burger King Japan and the pickleball Japan Federation have teamed up to create the pickleball burger Which contains three flame grilled beef patties 11 pickle slices and rice patties as buns Imagine playing a game of fake tennis then eating a refreshing 11 pickles slice burger From BK while your wife yells at you because you fucking blew it in the doubles tournament And she can't even sleep with her pickleball instructor because who teaches pickleball? Some guy worse than you, definitely. He's dedicated to teaching pickleball?

Christ. Could have done a cross emoji after that. It is formed rice patties. We should get divorced. Yeah, honestly, that's below you. Don't do that. Two formed rice patties for buns, 11 slices of pickles with three meat,

no other, we're just talking about the pickle. No, just talking about the pickle as the topping, that's all this is. Three patty, it's three Burger King patties. Jesus Christ. In 11 slices of pickles. I think somehow they've managed to manufacture the worst sounding thing ever.

Yeah, I couldn't barely get through one. On top of it all, it's Burger King. I know, it really, that does mean something. It really does. Also, they could have done anything They did pickle because that's the name. It's pickleball. Yeah pickleball doesn't have anything to do with pickles It's just a name stupid. It's called that Are you listening? It's called it. It's called that. Yeah, that's what it's called. It's called onion ball asshole. Yeah

We got to start onion ball. Get the onion the onion to offer throw an onion at somebody yeah get the onion ball burger give me it the concept of a better up of a smaller version of tennis sounds appealing I want nothing to do with something called pickleball now no why that's just the name of it it's so I just don't know why it took the world by storm did anything pickleball had a lot of views yeah and it's like we should a lot of use I just don't know why it took the world by storm. Anything pickle ball had a lot of views. Yeah. And it's like a lot of views. I just really assume.

We should have started calling everything pickle ball. We should have made doing this podcast. We should have made a pickle ball out of pickles. Just condensed it. Condensed it. And then had 11 slices from the same. And then we cook it. We're a cooking show.

Oh, that's awesome. We're a sports show. We cook the's awesome. We're a sports show. We cook the fuck out of it. Like forever. Like Burger King style. On every side, even though it's a ball. Just keep rolling it. Michael took a bite of the Burger King,

the Burger King burger and just went, still tastes like this, huh? They're still making it like this? It was fucking, it was fucking crazy. They didn't change anything in the last ten months, bud. They got that, they didn't change anything in the last thirty years. No, it tastes exactly like it did when I was a kid and it sucked. Flame broiled, stop telling me that. It doesn't taste good.

I don't care how you say it. Made fresh, I don't care. It's unique. I don't care. I opened the burger on the ride along and it hit me like a punch It was like stinks smells like Burger King. It just stinks. It has a Burger King stink to it Like subway has that stink to it. Yeah. Yes. Yeah, it's like that like how stuff I wish it tasted like subway Burger King inside doesn't stink too bad. No Yeah, you open the burger Yeah, you open you open the door that has a spatula for a handle,

and then you walk right into the biggest lobby you've ever seen for a Burger King. But you're still in the way somehow. You are still in the way. And- He made us in the way. Yeah. You grab some headwear, and then you wait

to pick up your order for eat. Yeah. What was the name? Was your name on it? Eat. Yeah. Could be funny. Yeah, my name was the name wasn't it was your name on it eat yeah but yeah yeah my name was on it and it was eat did it get lost see every time you do something like this you prove him right retroactive yeah with a K from Arby's remember remember remember no I forgot her Wow Wow you didn't care about it yeah do you even like doing this show right? Yeah, wow he can't wait to go home with me thought yeah

That's my Center is Eric's Minecraft This is my Minecraft I say that a lot you want to set something up in GTA real quick yeah Real quick it's just real quick. Do you have a funny idea that'll take but a moment to set up? Yeah. It'll be so easy. Join my game. Do you get my invite? How come you can't join my game?

Are you guys in yet? Oh, Michael's not in. Hang on. Oh, now Nick's not in. Hang on. Oh, hang on. Mine crashed. Oh, all right.

We're already all, we're finally all here. Oh, someone timed out due to in during activity and now they can't rejoin It is I guess that's hey, let's power cycle the Xbox is fucking Michael Just tell it what we started doing it for fuckface and then regulation where it's just like playing video games and Michael going Okay He's like we're playing GTA the other day. And I start laughing. Yup.

That's why when we were talking about- Oh, I hope no one got bored. Yeah, and it was like, oh, this, here's this, Michael, dude, we were trying to play this thing, you tried to film this video. And then there was a connection problem. Oh, let me guess. Then we finally got it together.

You're not gonna believe it. Jeff threw a grenade. How did you know? He thought it'd be funny. He didn't mean to do it. He didn't mean to do it. Jeff threw a grenade. How did you know? He thought it'd be funny. He didn't mean to do it. He didn't mean to do it. Oh, and it set you back 25 minutes? It's like poetry. Dude, you're never gonna believe what happened when we all tried to connect to the same game of worms. You'll never believe it. You weren't literally talking about it. You didn't even go into details. You were talking about worms specifically.

And he's like, we were all there. And then it's just like, I don't remember exactly what you said, but you didn't give me specifics. And I went, oh, because when you hit B, it doesn't ask you to confirm. It just exit you. And he's like, why? You're in a lobbied game, a loaded to go. If you hit B, it takes you right out of the game. Just drops you with the whole game. It's so insane.

And there's always a connection problem. And it's just like, oh good, so all right. Well, I'm just dealing with old Michael problems. This is why whenever we like, I know, it was really funny. Kick around maybe the idea of like, It was very funny. One time doing something game related.

Yeah. Michael, you're always like, I'll watch. Yeah, I was thinking about it earlier today. I'm glad that- I mean, I'll do it, but you gotta, you just gotta know. Yeah. It's gonna happen. Yeah. I think that- Diablo works. I think Diablo or something mean, I'll do it, but you just gotta know. Yeah. It's gonna happen. Diablo works.

I think Diablo or something would be like a fun game for us to try or do or whatever, but I'm glad that we haven't delved into like, and we're also gonna do games. It's a nightmare. It's a nightmare, dude. There's also like a bajillion things coming out right now. Yeah.

Like with Switch 2, like we're filming this the day before Switch 2 comes out. Yeah. Did you get yours? I did not. I mean, neither. I'm getting it tomorrow Yeah, Jared cheap ass gamer Jared had a an extra pre-order. That's cool. So I'm grabbing it Is there any coming out yet Mario Kart?

Yeah, and then I'm gonna wait until John comes out in fucking July. I'm gonna get the launch title I'm gonna get it for don't I got real upset although. I would like to play Mario Kart Mario looks like fun We should play Mario Kart. Do you think they'll be like a Donkey Kong themed switch? That early I don't think they have no technology should I mean they have the technology and they would just cost like $14,000 I have I have the Mario Odyssey switch. That's when I got one. Oh interesting. Yeah, it's red. Well whoo. It's about it You do you think is Yoshi your Mario Kart guy? He Usually is but then I also started using link because he's also good. Oh, I'm also a link guy green shy guy. Hmm

Oh, they have like insane characters in this. Yeah, they got a cow. Yeah, you can be like everything from any Mario game ever It's fucking insane any sort of like NPC or actor from yeah Really? Do you think can I be King Bob-omb do you think diddy Kong will be in it Oh diddy's in it They should they should really change that character Puffy Kong. Just Puffy Kong. Sean Kong.

Puffery? This is the puffery he was talking about? Lock me up. Lock him up. Yeah, they're gonna. I don't think he's got choice in the matter. I don't know.'s got George in the matter. I don't know. Bad news.

Hey Jordan, do you want to learn about all the food that we ate? Yeah, because we actually don't know much about it. We don't know why it's not spicy. We don't know what kind of dirt is in the sundae. No, they're not pistachios. Dragon flame grilled whopper. They didn't call it a sandwich. That's interesting. The star of the show features a quarter pound asterisk,

quarter pound of flame grilled beef, served on a red and orange marbled bun colored with natural spices and vegetables. Topped with American cheese, crispy bacon, tomatoes, lettuce, onions, pickles, ketchup, and mayo. Now, when they say natural spices and vegetables, they're not still talking about the bun. I think they are. They are talking about the bun. I think that's how it got its color. I think so. Are the vegetables red?

I don't know, but I think you're right. I think that's all bun talk. Yeah. I think all because what else is different? Isn't this just what's on a whopper? I don't. Yeah. It's all just a regular whopper. Natural spices. The bun tastes the fucking same though Yeah, it looks it looks weird. I mean we opened it and went oh that looks cool It looks to me like with the sesame seeds being so like dark like they're gonna like Yeah, yeah, but it's just the same. There's no like texture difference all of it. Just looks like it's supposed to be spicy It's red and orange. Well the fiery dragon mozzarella fries. Mm-hmm.

Could be. In addition to bringing the flame, BK is bringing the heat with fiery dragon mozzarella fries featuring melty mozzarella cheese, peppers, and fiery Calabrian chili pepper breading for the perfect fiery snack served in a one-of-a-kind toothless inspired carton ours came in bags They did come in bags. Yeah, I wasn't a one-of-a-kind shit. Yeah, it was just a little trash bag. It could have been his teeth Oh, do you think that's what it was? You make him too. Oh wait, then it would have been like he's like breathing fire You know like you know how like in Curtis the Cowardly Dog when they smile and they got those like buck teeth? Yeah.

That would look like that, but for Toothless. Well, they didn't do that. No, they didn't care enough about us to do that. They said, who's this for? Eat, fuck him. It was pretty spicy though. Pfft. It was, they had some heat and don't worry,

if you wanted to dip your mozzarella sticks in something, we got ranch. Yeah. Yeah, it wasn't great ranch and no marinara sauce. I don't understand this. They're mozzarella sticks. Yeah, ranch. You mean marinara sauce. What do you mean you got all that ranch? Fuck. I know they fucking have it. Yeah, for your cheese. Ranch and cheese. They thought they were doing us a favor. It wasn't great ranch. They weren't great mozzarella sticks. It was Hidden Valley

Ranch. Which is like- They were way better than the butter. So plain and flavorful. It's so plain. Yeah. Like, the Buttermilk Ranch you get from like the cafeteria or like some place that sources it from a place like that, that's always good. This got like a tang to it. Actually kind of makes me feel good about my recent ranch like affliction. Is that how you're describing it?

I caught a disease, a ranch disease. It's an affliction where I'm like, okay, I still have standards. Right. Because I went like- You're not just ranching any old rancher. Because of the last like five ranches I've had, I liked them all.

I'm like, maybe I just like ranch, period. And then I had this, I'm like, never mind. No, that's gotta be it. Well, that's the reason that you didn't like ranch before because you would just have watery shitty ranch and go, this sucks ass. Yeah. And then you have real ranch and you go next to kicking it. It really works man. That Taco bell ranch with their chicken nuggets. It's good. It's good.

Would you say you were sucking it down? Yeah, I was sucking. Nope. He'll kill me if I suck his ranch down. Soaring strawberry lemonade soar to new heights and quench your thirst for adventure with the all new soaring strawberry lemonade made with real fruit juice two asterisks. I think it was like under five percent or something. Yeah it's real though. I mean it's lemonade. All right Michael listen up. Okay. Vikings chocolate sundae finish the adventure with Vikings chocolate sundae a delicious sweet treat featuring a vanilla soft serve with Hershey's Chocolate syrup and black and green cookie crumbles. They were cookies. No, I knew when I ate it and I went well, they weren't nuts Yeah, why are they green? I don't know dragon. He's got green eyes

The what I mean, maybe the island is green? Is there like a green guy? The eyes are green. Is there another dragon that's green? There's a green one. Like a green. Is there like a girl? Does that help? Is this for Toothless and for Trogdor?

Is there like a green girl dragon? No, the girl dragon is white. Oh. Cause opposite. Yeah. The Boral-Wiang situation. Yeah. You got it. This guy, he's acting like he hasn't seen it. Yeah, he's over here like who's they're in the second one

I found out it's alive and his father's killed. I found out it today. His name is Hiccup. Yeah, what and the dragon kills Yeah, he just learned who Frodo is yeah, like I believe that I can't believe it Yeah, I can't believe Mount Doom. Yeah, I can't believe it. Yeah. I can't believe- Mount Doom! Yeah. I can't believe- What a dumb name! I can't believe he doesn't know anything about Lord of the Rings, even after we move into that new place. It's like-

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Uh, the- the green, the green from this is just a color, so that way it stands out against the syrup, right? Like, that's the reason I guess but they but they also Left black crumbles. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, cuz I think if it was only black crumbles. You'd be like

They look like a stack they look like and there's hardly any you're sort of off to one side Yeah, I took like two bites of that shit. I didn't eat it I don't know why the Sunday is part of this I left it over there melting cuz it's a four course meal Okay One of the courses is part of this. I left it over there melting. Cause it's a four course meal. Okay. One of the courses is sword strawberry lemon. You're almost finished with your last course. Dude, four part meal, part of this balanced breakfast. Yeah. No kidding. Uh, quote at BK. We love to bring partnerships to life. Cool. Hobby. Play Minecraft, loser. Create an awesome experience for families. Our new collaboration with How to Train Your Dragon

is going to be fun for both kids and kids at heart. No it isn't. He's wearing the hat. That's the best goddamn part. Says Denny Grendan, marketing officer, Burger King, U.S. Andacy see it's University of South and California.

Our team has created a delicious menu inspired by the beloved characters and themes of this exciting new movie. Not that new honestly, that brings that experience to Burger King restaurants. Yeah, asshole. Yeah. Our team has created- Our family had a memorable moment, but Derek broke up our family in the restaurant. A delicious menu.

So we weren't able to create an awesome experience. Hang on, he's thinking, he looks like he's in pain. I'm trying to parse what he says. He's in pain. Our team has created a delicious new menu, okay, inspired by the beloved characters and themes, okay? Like fire and flying. Of this exciting new movie

that brings that experience to Burger King restaurants. Yeah, that experience. That experience of the beloved characters and themes? What an experience. The f- They did it. We're talking about it right now, aren't we? The food brings the experiences-

Are you not experiencing it themes? Yes, what yeah concepts the I'm eating this burger, and it's such oh, it's making me. Oh, this is like concepts makes you think Wish it would stop That a bird of how weird how weird what a strange thing to say I mean, that's not even the weirdest thing anyone's ever said no what do you got for me Michael? How weird? How weird? What a strange thing to say. I mean that's not even the weirdest thing anyone's ever said. What do you got for me, Michael?

Oh, you're gonna show Eric first. I was... Okay, okay. That one's just for us. I think for me it's everything after that too. The demon emojis or whatever yeah, there needs to be a text from kids site Yeah, something that like just shows shows the random shit alright sounds good. It's a lot of random emojis go see you at home Maybe well we have our

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Hit it, Gracie! You Review! That was good. Beautiful. Her puffles in the other room. Yeah, that was good. It's so lonely. I'm gonna take a picture from this angle, actually.

Yeah, that's true. And I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna make it all alone. Put it on a.5. Put it on a.5. Tell her I'm taking it. Yeah, there you go. If she doesn't want it, I'm gonna give it to my kids.

If she doesn't want it, she wants it so fucking bad. I know, but I can- In the ride along, Gracie referred to her pluffle as her, so I'm gonna say she looks so lonely. Yeah, I'm gonna take it home and give it to my kids, and they can really break it in. Yeah, hell yeah. And stain it and cut it with scissors and shit.

Yeah, crayons everywhere. Put a bunch of fucking- Markers. No, that's not even, put a bunch of fucking slime in it. Nuts, scissors and shit. Yeah, crayons everywhere. Markers. No, that's not even. Put a bunch of fucking slime in it. Nuts and gum. Slime, kinetic sand. You never get that out. Some shampoo concoctions. Yeah.

I have so much kinetic sand in my car that's never coming out. Oh no. In between the seats all over the floor. Doesn't it, kinetic, like... No. Re-form. Not like that. Now we just throw it all over the floor of the car damn that's fucked up Well, let's hear from these people who ate at Burger King and decided they had something to say who wants to start John T

Got it. I Don't know why Yeah, keep going. No, you're good. You got it Go ahead start over. I don't know why do I keep giving this place a go I used to work at Burger King before I used to work morning shift back in the day, but them burgers place have got capital R. Really sorry that was my last time going to this place here in Elgin and all the rest of them poor food never have I ever eat here again. Poor food! Real wordsmith. eat here again

Poor food! Want to point out this was for a review of Burger King not an Elgin Just left a review on a different- He googled Burger King Uh-huh, and then he went to Yelp and then he found this different Burger King and he went that fucking Elgin location guys You know Elgin is like this big. Yeah, it's not very large You go to Elgin you're like hmm. Oh do I do? Hmm do I do barbecue? Do I do barbecue or burger? I'll go to Burger King Do I go to Southside Market? Just go to Southside Market! With like the famous sausage?

No. Or I go to Burger King. Well, now here's the thing. What you're not considering is that the Elgin BBQ stuff has not partnered with How to Train a Dragon. Yeah. You're right. How am I supposed to flame and soar all over Elgin or whatever?

All the rest of them poor food. Have I ever eat here again? I don't know why do I keep giving this place ago? John you good? All right? No All right, you want to you want to take a crack into the second? I mean we're gonna do the third one because as long as shit I've been reading a lot. Okay I'll do that. I'll do the next two. Okay. No, no, I'll do this. No, that's what's short. I got it Well, you just said you're reading a lot. Yeah, so I thought you didn't want to know I mean we still should split up the work guys don't I think on the whole No, we're going to Burger King

Good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, go ahead. Who's this from? It's from Zane H. Okay This place should be called hamburger Emperor or something BC. It is not fit to be called Burger King That's it. That's higher That's higher up flame broiled as a thing if the past and apparently here so is quality dot dot dot There are better better fast food restaurants down the road the hamburger emperor line is the one that I had to include This place sucks not burger king. It's this place should be called Burger Emperor line is the one that I had to include. This place sucks! Not Burger King, it's Hamburger Emperor! This should be called God King Emperor because it does not fit. He wanted opposite of Burger King so he went synonym of Burger King.

And if anything, it's higher. Higher. Yeah. I do believe emperors do I would just assume they got more land Yeah, I would say they rob they got more going on in the king Don't eat a burger king Emperor even if it's not her emperor That's a pretty good restaurant Go to burger gauntlet calm see who the hamburger Emperor is

Not for long. Come at me bitch. Me and all my senator friends are going to put an end to this. Fine, let him have it. Regicide. Regicide! I don't know what it's called. Regicide is where we kill everyone named Reggie and then... No, not Fils-A-Mets. Next up...

Denny's side. No! They've already committed Denny side I think. Yeah but there's still somebody Denny side. They said they killed one guy. Yeah one and done. Alright send in the Blackthorn. We have one more. He's so excited.

Stormlight, Stormlight, Stormlight. There it is, there it is. There's one more review. One day I'm going to show up and I'm going to have read all the books. That's fine dude. I hope you do. We're all going to'm going to show up. I'm going to read all the books. That's fine, dude. We're all going to have something to talk about. Yeah. I'm not going to read a book.

You're real. That's my wife's podcast. She'll read it out loud to me. It'll take a while, dude. Stupid. It'll take a while. All right. This is from J.M. If you want to be disappointed, then you found the right spot. Awesome.

I went because I wanted a fish sandwich, and this was the closest place to find one. I thought it would be fresh because it's no longer lent, and I don't think a fish sandwich is a popular item. But I was 100% wrong. Can I pause right there? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The logic is thinking immediately. It's why? Why? Well, nobody's ordering them. So they'll be fresh? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The logic is sound thinking immediately. It's why why? Well, nobody's ordering them. So they'll be fresh. They gotta be right. They have not been sitting there

Yeah, when you're you know, well, let me explain during the catch of the day people won't eat meat Oh, so the fish they have tons and tons of fish Just making them constant. I mean I'll keep up with the demand. Yeah demand. So he figured now that that's over Uh-huh now that that's over. Uh-huh. Now that there's something just... Now that they've been sitting in the freezer. The fish will be twice as good. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah. He's right though. He was wrong.

I could tell that they refried my fish patty to make it seem like it was fresh. Dun-dun-dun. It was really dark and greasy, which are telltale signs of refrying. The fries were not fresh either. I guess they figured an old fish sandwich would go great with old fries. I hadn't been here in months because my food was made incorrectly, but the manager didn't want to replace it because I didn't have my receipt. I described the employees and told her I wasn't given one, but she was adamant about proving that I had purchased my food there did the Burger King food you're holding

This time I wasn't given one and I had to ask for it because it was neither on the bag or Given to me with my change course you're paying with cash. I figured something would go wrong and I need proof of purchase Oh my god, I didn't bother calling for a replacement because I didn't want one. So why go through all that anyway? I will not return to this place. I will never understand why fast food workers serve food that they likely wouldn't eat themselves. What the fuck is he talking about? That's the job. They're not cooking it like catching it. They're not catching the fish and making it this guy artisans. I Don't understand. He thinks he's the hamburger Emperor

He's looking down at them like serve me. Hi, excuse me. Why did you serve me a whopper if you yourself did not enjoy the whopper? Why did you take a bite out of my food? Make sure it was good. Let me ask you a question. Test the food for the hamburger. Let me ask you a question. My food taster. Why did you make so many Minecraft videos? If you didn't like it.

I would never put out a video, a Minecraft video that I would not play myself. I could tell they used to love playing Minecraft. They don't love playing Minecraft anymore. That was my favorite too. Whenever people decided that their age was over and it's like, dude, they don't even care anymore. I would go, just so you know, never care. And that's a compliment to myself, right?

Because you point at videos and go, this is when he loved it! I've never loved it. I like making a video. I tried to make a good video. Never did I like it! You can't see when the passion left. I never had it. It never existed. You're making shit up. Minecraft. Why does he love Minecraft anymore? They're just or like or like I get if you just want to say like they don't make quality videos anymore. They're suck now. They suck. Say that. They'll say you can just tell they're just making a video because they have to. That's always been the case. That's our job. That's what it is. They're just making a podcast because they have to. It's like oh another week. I guess we have to make one

I'm on to you They used to make them sporadically and release them whenever they want and we never knew when they were gonna come out like Should we start doing that that turns you're like? I don't like this anymore is like they're just making them do that This one should come on paying their bills this episode should come out on like Saturday. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, just release it on a weird day and be like, Sorry, we really loved it. We loved it and we had to have this come out at ASAP. Me and she do the next one, so now they have a heads up. Oh, that's pretty good.

Because they'll hear this one. And then they won't be surprised. Just kidding, they'll still be surprised. They'll be disappointed. They'll get a lot of emails. That there isn't one on Tuesday, so we should probably still release one on Tuesday. But maybe we do another one. We should do another one. Why don't we start making two podcasts? Yeah, why don't we? That'll really keep the passion out of the way. Then we can phone in even faster.

This is where you can tell where the passion is. Phoning in Minecraft. They're phoning it in. Minecraft. You guys even care about who wins Jeff's magic belt this episode. Michael, if you're not gonna take it seriously. I love it. All I'm saying is, if I had a chance to win the tower, you know I'd be there. I don't even know what Jeff's magic belt is referring to. Nothing. That's fucking insane. You're thinking, I made it up. I don't even know what Jeff's magic belt is referring to nothing. That's fucking It sounds so real is listening to this idea and he's going he's going what did we do

And then I go no, I just made it up and Gavin about we did magic Make a dig down dig up What was it called cloud something that's a different game No, no Kingdom is a game. There was that yes. You good, bro No, we didn't invent that game and not make it we got put in it. Yeah, it's a side scroller Oh guys, no, there was a video called like cloud run or something. Yeah, you're making me think of damn Well, there was definitely something dude magic belt is the most accurate thing you can say being in a part of that not knowing

Something to say but knowing it would be believable. You said it and I just went, that sounds outrageous and real. Jeff's magic belt. Yeah, Jeff's, how come he's not taking Jeff's magic belt seriously? It's like so fucking, oh, so good, goddamn, goddamn.

They used to really care about this. Michael used to care about Jeff's magic belt. Dude, if there was a silly hat, he was trying to win it. No, he didn't even care the magic is faded from his eyes. Oh, man. Well, those are somebody craft something called just magic belt yeah, I started Dr. Robot tomato is about to go insane for just started playing Minecraft when I was 25 uh-huh She's yeah, that's what people like they're just they don't care anymore. They're too old. I was told when I started I Was playing real video games?

What are you talking about? Incredible, what do you think of the Minecraft movie? Yeah, it's okay. There you go What's better than the Lilo and Stitch was just magic belt in there? No, I'm not even a reference to it There was a reference to so they played died. They played Just Magic Belt in there? No. Damn, not even a reference to it? There was a reference to somebody who died. They played creeper soccer, right? No. That one I remember. Did they reference Cloudberry Kingdom?

No, they didn't. It's weird. Why? Why not? That's really strange. That's crazy they didn't even talk about it. Yeah, yeah. They didn't? Yeah, it's fucking nuts, dude.

Wow. It is? Wait. What's minecraft? What are you all I know is the videos he was well, I just didn't make points on Xbox is like that's minecraft That's my crap you put minecraft. It's in it's in there. That's minecraft where it lives You turn you turn on the the console and although the minecraft. Yeah, uh-huh jumpy Mario and all his minecraft friends fucking jump around Yeah, uh-huh jump Mario and all his Minecraft friends fucking jump around Well, we heard your reviews, but now it's time for our review of the Burger King how to train your dragon a

Meal it fucking sucked. Do you know it's a fucking whopper it fucking tastes like shit. It was a whopper with a color bun It's a tiny. It's a red tiny so bad. What's ours suck? We ate. This was the red tiny taco of Burger King That aside it's still terrible Yeah, that didn't even bother the stuff around it was better. Yeah, this was fine It was just a good drink. Yeah, I could have done without the strawberry But yeah, the lemonade would have been better the mozzarella sticks were really spicy. Yeah Those were probably the best thing. They were the best thing. I think I wish I got marinara sauce The sundae was ice cream. The sundae was ice cream Hard to screw that up And it was all wet and there was green things in it

I don't know why And they weren't nuts not that I wanted them to be nuts But they looked like nuts I would say everything else is like right down the middle of 50 But then you give me a whopper A whopper sandwich And it just tastes like it I don't like mayo, I don't want mayo on mayo was on it. They slather it all the time

But it's like it's all the cheese sucks. I look at this like you take a bite Just like I can't keep eating this yeah, I don't want to take another bite So it's it's so much of something. I'm out what the taste of and somehow not like not big enough for the commercials. Yep No, they're still getting sued over this. That's true. The puffery is what it is. Puffery puff them puffery Kong There you go. It's pretty good. That's good. That's like really fluffy. Yeah, that's my main. He's made out of clouds I want a Kong that just rolls an astral line

It's like that guy got that one the guy from Watchmen who like Yeah, oh yeah, it loops himself it goes Yeah, he's going through the piece going through the store to pick up Diddy Kong in their head in the party Jesus Christ Yeah, I said this when I ate the burger. That's what I meant. It tastes it still tastes like this Yeah, right because it tastes exactly like I remember Ten months ago. No. Yeah. Yep. I don't like sense memory of burger just like Change flavor whopper, you know, I'm willing to eat ranch now I'm like how how this is taste exactly the same and I hate it just as much this been no growth

There's been no like it's not that bad. This is what outgrowing something is Yeah, it really is changed to become more and now you and now you look at Burger King and you go the passion just isn't there Yeah Burger King goes passion was never there Michael doesn't like whoppers anymore I said it tastes like It tastes like if you get When I preface this by saying I don't care how they made it They're always like you know never frozen

made it, they're always like, you know, never frozen or flame broiled, made fresh. I don't care. Just like I don't care if McDonald's is frozen in the freezer for three weeks before I get it. I care when I eat it. That's what I care. But even knowing that, eating this, it tastes like you buy the shit pre-made patties, not like actual ground beef at a grocery store these like bulk at like I'm lazy as fuck And even I'm like you're already at the store. They sell the ground beef all you do is squish it and cook it

Yeah, but that next level of like now I'm gonna shoot over to the frozen rile and just get those sheets of burgers Yeah, where they're like they're like gray looking there are gray it tastes like that it tastes like always have like a disc too much frost on them Yeah, yeah freezer burn. Yep, someone took that disc put it right on this grill and then put it on the sandwich That's what it tastes like I'm like You ever have like a barbecue and like someone's dad doesn't know how to know how to cook a fucking hamburger And it's like way too burned and way too thin. That's what it tastes like I'm also convinced They do some horrible smell test where like they cook it and they go

doesn't smell strong enough and then they get some special spray on it. They spray on the flame broil. Now it smells like shit. Yeah. I don't give a fuck how you cook it. Yep. Give me a one that doesn't taste like shit. Cook it cook it different taste like shit. Yep. It sucks I can't wrap my head around no like these burgers or cannot Understand it 40 40 Michael 30 30. That's a you. It's an average score of 35 good. It went lower it did I think it went down one. It did I had to make sure Sucks man, and you can say like dude like we're king. That's true. It's not prejudice. It's there's a reason Yep, we don't like it cuz it sucks. There you go, and I was reminded again today. We're right you were right

We're right again cool hat, but that's it. Yeah, that's the only thing they did hats not bad Yeah, had didn't go into the rating I was and if we roof you continue to disagree with us, that's just your childhood trauma. That's fine. Get your, get your licks in. Get your sucks in. Vote for Burger King when it comes up, because it's the only time we're going to eat it. And we're not going to like it, because it's not good.

Is this funny? Are you having fun? Well, as the hamburger emperor said, that's the score. So 35 it is. That's awesome. Yep. I the hamburger emperor said, that's the score. So 35 it is. That's awesome. Yep. I love hamburger emperor. Check out more at burgergauntlet.com.

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Is it the first one called one or no? Did you look it up casu marzu is a sardinian sheep's milk cheese that is intentionally infested with live maggots It's the maggot cheese, but there are the maggots in it when you eat it. Yeah I well I think you're supposed to so literally cut so it's literally dangerous I see as long as the maggots are removed before I get it. I'll look at it I mean, it's cheese. It's cheese. Yeah, take a look. I'd put it on a Burger King burger It's not making any worse. Yeah. Um, so yeah fussy wingman. I I was saying that he's paying the most. Yeah Yeah, any fan? Yeah, um on a month-to-month basis for this one month

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If you're on the Patreon, you have to go listen to the ads, Lor. I was telling them before you got here, I was like playing a game and I just put it on in the background. Yeah, I know. I'm like, dude, it might be better than the podcast. They're so, such contained weird fucking bits.

They're so awesome. Michael already listened to it. I know, I did. I did listen to it all. They're so awesome. Michael already listened to it. I know I did. I did listen to it all. They're so good. They're good and it's also like... You could tell that's when we were passionate. I was definitely passionate. I can tell for me most of it, it was just the only way I could lash out at the things we were like not being allowed to do.

Things we had to do or things we were told we couldn't do, I would just take it out in the ads. Oh yeah. By making them long and just weird. Yeah. And we just kept, and the more they said stop, but never actually like, no, you have to, they couldn't do anything.

Yes. They just kept like recommending we stop doing that. And we just, that just gave me energy. To me, I always thought they were great ads because imagine how much your money is. I know thought they were great ads because imagine them how much your money is. I know they are great ads we cut them out and put them all together in their own videos. Yeah they're great. There's like they're only customer narrative storylines like made. What else could you want? We're making commercials! With the service we're advertising. We never got complaints from the sponsors.

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