100% Eat - Jammin in Traffic - Taco Bell Ride Along

Episode Date: July 17, 2025

Our Heroes are on the backroads trying to get back to their new office and we're breaking down the Refrescas. Are any of these cars moving or what? This route sucks. Don't worry, Nick has new evidence to present regarding the TV. CHECK OUT THIS NEW TV! We mostly just love the size, not the fidelity. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Oh, right, the sound of the bell. Got it, got it, got it. You thinking outside the bun, fool? Yeah. Coming soon, buns. Ooh. How long until they have a burger? I know. I know, right?

It's close. The chicken is the slippery slope. It's close. Can I go out this way? Yeah dude, you go to the end. Go to the end. Go to the end. Go to the end.

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Go to the end. Go to the end. Go to the end. Go to the end. Go to the end. Go to the end. Go to the end. I lived here Fuck I lived here Bizarre in the freeze. It was great. Um So you guys got the refresca's which are really I mean, this is like a slushy It's like strawberry line. You got like a slushy thing Michael got like a Red Bull thing What what is that? It's pineapple. It's not Red Bull something else, but it's an energy. It's an energy thing It's pineapple. It's rockstar pineapple and rockstar and Rockstar, and like, it kind of works. I hate Rockstar. I hate everything.

I can only drink flavored Red Bulls. They all taste the same, to be honest. Energy drinks are fucking disgusting. You can't drink original? They taste like medicine. Yeah, they taste like medicine. Anyway, Red Bull sponsors. But, dude, throw flavor on there.

I love it. Blue Red Bull, White Red Bull, I love that shit. They're just like really aspiriny, like aspirin tasting. Regular, yes. I can't do it. But like blueberry, coconut, fucking love that shit. They're just like really aspirin-y, like aspirin tasting. Regulars, yes, I can't do it. But like blueberry, coconut, fucking sign me up. This is pretty good, Rockstar plus pineapple, this is pretty good, and also it'll level me out

from that voodoo I had. That's all right. Michael brought a bunch of great shares. That's why you haven't stopped talking, this is all we got on the card. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. Thanks for the excuse.

No. I feel like we just got sent a totally fucked way. Yeah, we might be screwed here, Thanks for the excuse. I feel like we just got sent a totally fucked way. Yeah, we might be screwed here. But also, I don't know another way to get out of there. No, I don't either. You got him. Yeah, you got him. You got fucked up.

I don't think I can go back to this. I think we're just stuck. I'm learning a lot of fun quirks about our new area. That sucks. That talk about was, yeah. Yeah, it was. You think there's a turnaround right there? That's where we are, right there. I wanted to go like right on the turf it was. It was. There's a turnaround right there?

That's where we are right there. I wanted to go like that. You wanna come visit us? See that like shirt hanging? Yeah, we live in the shirt. That's Eric's shirt. That's my shirt. I needed to dry it.

Oh. Yeah. So come visit us at whatever this place is. Come visit us at the shirt. Just bust in and say, where's 100%? Keep saying, where are they? Where are they? Start kicking the door down.

Yeah. Cover your face Start kicking the door down. Cover your face, kick the door down. That's how we know it's you. Wear a mask. Wear a mask and don't tell us who you are. That's how we know you're law enforcement. Yeah. Oh, this guy certainly must be a cop.

Yeah. That's the other side. It's the protector identity. It's definitely one of the good ones. Yeah. This guy's definitely here to help me. Yeah. I don't know, like the protector identity thing,

how does that make sense when, wouldn't like every cop be like, what about me though? Yeah, yes. That's why it doesn't make any sense. We have to be, cause we're arresting people. Well, it's like every police officer ever. Yeah. You can see their face and their name.

Hey, both sides. Also their name. Hey, both sides. Also their names. Do it. Do it. Do it. We love that Ted Cruz went to Europe. They're struggling these days, honestly. Oh, oh, oh.

To both sides. You guys see what happened? Donate now. There we go. That's the other side. What happened? They just, as soon as the bill passed, they were like, oh, please give us money so we can run against them.

I'm not giving anybody money. Just do your job. I don't know. I'm making fun of the left. Oh no, they were asking for money. Yeah. But everyone asked for money all the time. Yeah, but they're asking for money because of that.

Look, we did nothing and we're all at an ice age. Just do your job, stop asking for money. Now give us more money. Just work. That's true, patreon.com slash 100%. Thank you. Thank you. We'll make sure it gets in right in.

See, we need money to do our jobs. They already get paid whether you give them money or not. Yeah, that's true. I think any day now, Chuck Schumer is gonna make something happen. Yeah. He's gonna wake up. He knows what's going on.

Yeah. Ah. It sucks. You should. What have you done? I'm busting that map out. What the fuck is going on? Yeah, you can go right now. Ah! It sucks. You should. What have you done? Check, check, check. I'm busting that back out. What the fuck is going on?

Yeah, you can go around. Don't film my phone, Nick. Hang on. Nick said, yeah, you can go around. Do we just? Go right here. So do we just make the rest? Do it, yeah, do it.

Just do it? Okay. Before looking it up, just do it. There's road work. It'll take you here. Yeah, there's tons of road work. And then you can, honestly, you could go, no, you can't. Just go right.

Go to DeSalle. Don't worry, Nick is filming your phone, it's okay. Go right, here we go. This sucks. That was brutal. All right, so we know now you can't turn left from that lot, so we'll have to go out to DeSalle through the lot next time. Yeah, Huckleberry Way.

Was that an option? Yep. Okay. You're looking at the map, I assume? Nope. Yeah, how could Larry was that an option? Yeah, okay You're looking at the map. I assume nope. No, I just know I look he just knows Lived over there during the freeze. Yeah, he knows and he also said earlier. Nothing is strange. Yeah He left the apartment where a cat could crawl between floors No different different and then he moved he also lived there but not a different time. Yeah time That was that was I'm gonna slide in the backyard. This was a regular by the way. It's so small That is that is very very tough with it. That is not a regular. Oh, it might be different sizes for first Cuz this is a regular drink size drink, which is a large sludge. That's also way too much Rockstar

What is it? Yeah, you don't know how what the ratio is. Don't don't question much Rockstar. What is that? You don't know what the ratio is. Don't question my Rockstar level. Yeah! Nick is defending it for some reason. I thought at least Michael would agree with me. That any amount of Rockstar is too much. But he likes it. He likes it.

He likes it. Who had the Voodoo Ranger before? Remember Nick on the live show? I don Ranger before? Remember Nick on the live show? I don't think Nick remembers Nick on the live show. What do you mean? Last year was so great. Total, last year. What do you mean last year?

Yeah, that was more words than he smoked the whole time. No, that's not true. You couldn't hear me. We weren't talking. I was talking. I could hear you. No, you couldn't. Yes, I could. I could work talking to you or you Don't litigating this I don't know why and the screws for the TV were possible like he's all right Don't you bring that up already been sent to a few longer than your honor? Your is over the trial is over the verdict has been given and you have been sentenced your honor I present to the

Down may I take you're not going down you've I take everyone with me? You're not going down, you've gone down. Well, you're coming with me. You're down, it's over. No, Jordan, Jordan can screw it into me. Jordan and Nick were setting up a TV before we left. No, he brought it up. He brought it, it was him, he brought it up. He did bring it up.

He brought, they were putting together a TV before we left. Which by the way, now it is putting together a TV means screwing two legs on. That's absolutely what it was. Nick, I couldn't find a screwdriver or could find a screwdriver. And they had the screwdriver taken away from him. That's nice.

The start of it was, Nick, why aren't you using the screwdriver? That's right when I walked in. I was trying to place them in before I grabbed the screwdriver. I walked in and you guys were on the floor. Jordan was holding the TV. Nick was trying to screw the little hands, the feed in by hand.

Which sometimes you can do because the screw will have a little like hoop on it. So you can grab it with your thumb and twist it. And I assume it didn't have that. I walked in and I was like, oh, what's going on here, TV building. And Jordan goes, why are you using the screwdriver? That was right when I got there.

So I don't know how long it was going before that. I was trying to get it in the thread before I went to get the screwdriver. I was gonna screw it in all the way with the screwdriver. I was right when I got there. I was just trying to- I don't know how long it was going before that. I was trying to get it in the thread before I went to get the screwdriver. I was going to screw it in all the way with the screwdriver. And then I didn't even know Eric was there because there was a large- Oh, I was hiding behind the box playing on my phone. And I just hear Eric go, he said he got it. He got it. He said he got it.

Wait, did Nick not got it? He said he got it. I got it. He said he got it. I got it. I did. I'm trying- I'm helping. I did. I was on your- Nick, I'm on your side. That doesn't sound like it

So anyway, we got our we got our 75 it looks It fits Nick walked away from it like with his hands up going like okay, I won't jump around this TV Okay, I think so at least with Jordan who I was mostly communicating with uh-huh very clear that it was close, but it would fit Yeah who I was mostly communicating with. It was very clear that it was close, but it would fit. Yep. Whoa! That was awesome. I was looking at Michael when that happened. That was so illegal. Why, what happened?

He was talking. No, it's not illegal. A car jumped a lane and turned left and almost got in a big car accident right in front of us. There's two. I mean, that would have directly hit us. And also, we would have got hit from that. No, it would have been.

They would have crashed right in front of us. Yeah, yeah, but they might have slid in. We would have been stuck here. We shouldn't have got hit from that. No, it would have been. They would have crashed right in front of us. Yeah, yeah. They might have slid in. We would have been stuck here. We shouldn't have gone this way. Yeah, exactly. It would have been close. We could have got some trapped them.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The TV looks awesome. I don't give a fuck how good it looks. It's big. It's big. And it's gonna be awesome for Mario Kart and Zelda. And Jordan said he ordered a dock for the Switch 2. Yeah!

We should have that soon also. So we can just drop our Switches in. That's awesome, so I don't have to bring mine every day. Exactly. I did bring mine by the way. Did you really? Very good. Of course I did. I knew we had TVs.

Yeah, you got a carry case. What's up? I need to get a carry case for my Switch. Oh, I just have a bag. Oh. I keep wrapping mine in like a hand towel. And then why in a bag? Cause I don't want it to bump around.

The case or the switch? The switch. Oh, I don't have a case. Well, see that's what I like about my tiny bag. It doesn't, can't bump around. Oh yeah, you got the tiny bag. Yeah, mine's in a one wheel bag. Yeah, this is first.

It says Mr. T's on the side. Low quality product. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Damn.

Jesus. Not like our quality product Switchfork that we sold out on. Oh, you mean the Switchfork at 100% eat.store? Why are you telling them that? It's not there yet. Because we have a resupply coming soon. We got it confirmed.

When is it? I think they said beginning of August. Is that what it is? Or it's mid-August? Much faster than I thought. Well done, Eric. And now Jordan says something. It'll be September.

Oh! Beginning of September! Now is this further information or are you just guessing? I read the date and remembered it. Oh. If we- That's right, I was guessing. We could have paid more and have gotten here sooner.

Yeah, but that would cut into our profit. Exactly. Why would we do that? Like we want people at SwitchForce, but not that much. Yeah. And we're profits, guys. think about us. We can be yeah We have it. We've only had one or maybe two opportunities to be profit guys And if anyone's looking to buy this show we are selling. Yeah

It's usually just doozit guys and sometimes we make profit and we should really seize on it We gotta grab it once in a while. Do you think we'd have better SEO if we changed the name to Switchfork II? The name of what? The Switchfork. I don't think so, because it sold out in four minutes. Yeah.

Well, better. But I don't need three minutes. Sold out is good enough for me. Yeah, I mean, I'm fine with it. I was, the whole reason that we did the number that we did and what we did is that I figured, oh, we'll sell out in like half an hour, hopefully. And then if it's past that, that'll be okay.

We'll play Mario Kart. And then we sold out in three minutes and then I was- Four minutes, I'm exaggerating. Yeah. And then I- We didn't SEO it. We had to email. Yeah, that's right. Nick should have said-

Nick, why did you say something about SEO before? I feel like we ordered enough where all the people who didn't get one can get one. Yeah. And then we'll probably have some land around. Hopefully. That's what I'm that is. Fingers crossed.

That's the goal. I do think calling it SwitchFork2 is funny. I don't know what it helped SEO. I feel like now this is somebody I don't know if it was Zan or something, but somebody made a SwitchFork2 like it looked like the Switch logo. I had the SwitchFork. Oh, that's cool. The only SwitchFork related thing like it looked like the Switch logo, but it had the SwitchFork called on it. Oh, that's cool.

The only SwitchFork related thing that I saw was not Achievement Hunter with the two SwitchForks. That's awesome. That's awesome. Nah, nah, nah. I love nah. I feel like I'd be happy to call it SwitchFork II, but we gotta add something.

Yeah. Like it has a better frame rate or. Right, like maybe the Joy-Cons are better. Yeah, I don't know. Do you think. Magnetic. The fork lasts longer or something. I'm just, I don't know. Do you think- The magnetic. The fork lasts longer or something? I'm just, I'm going to throw this out there. This isn't something we'd ever talked about

or figured out or know if we could make it happen. Breaking news. If you pressed one button, it's fork. And then you pressed a second button, it's spoon. Yes! Darth Maul style. Yeah. Oh!

That's awesome. I don't know that we can rightfully call it a switch fork at that point though What could you you call it the you call it the switch utility? What switch switch ball? Don't call it switch ball Darth switch 100 switch To I got it I got it I got it switch three. Oh Yeah, but then I'm expecting a knife. Oh, that's true. What, the third one?

Yeah, we do need a third one. To your back and your throat. We need a third one? No, I mean, that is switch two. Yeah, it is, it's the two. Yeah, that's what's two. We can make that, that's switch two. It's just, it's switch two.

Yeah! I think that's good. I love it. What is Darth Maul's lightsaber called? They just call dual wielding like Double-sided. It's not dual wielding fool. That's two. I guess that's right Dual wielding is what Anakin does in Attack of the Clones So it would just be

Hold it in like the middle. If you know what Darth Maul called this thing, let us know. A mauler? Yeah, I think it's not a mauler, but that's a gun in Halo 3. And it sucks ass. Yeah, I hate that gun. Oh, that thing sucks. It's a piece of shit. It's like one of those brute weapons, right? Yeah, and it's got the little horns on the end,

like the two little knives. A mauler sucks. Hey, if you're a mauler fan, fuck you. I think it's like a shotgun, right? It's like a shitty shotgun. I think it's a little handgun, right? No, no, no, it is. It is.

Is that the one? Oh, but it shoots like a... I can't remember. There's a short,gun right? No no it is it is. Is that the one? Oh but it shoots like that. I can't remember there's a there's a short like snubbed shotgun I can't remember if that is the mauler or not. That might be. But the mauler sucks ass I know that. Darth Maul lightsaber. Yeah. It's called like dual bladed or Oh dual bladed? Yeah. What's the? It's a double bladed lightsaber. Okay when did Halo 3 come out? 2007? He fucking big inhale. 2007. That's when Nick accesses his memories. Yeah.

Yeah, that sounds right. Because I bought crackdown so I could play the trial. Yeah. Then I went, this game is not bad. What's crazy is that I think Halo 2 came out in 2005. No, 2004. That's amazing. Yeah.

I got high speed internet for Halo 2. That's awesome. I had dial-up before that. I got a really- Remember when three years could be enough to develop an entirely new game? Yeah, yeah, and it was way too long. Yes, yeah, at that point it's like,

dude, come on, now I'm like, hopefully nine years from now I get a real Zelda. Yeah. Hopefully before I die- Hopefully Elder Scrolls 6 comes out. Hopefully before I die, I can explore another dungeon and get an item and go. Oh, on TikTok I got like a nostalgia like,

remember when you and your friends were prepping for Halo 3 and it's like some YouTube video that some guy posted probably like 2008. They just. I got some game fuel. But they're like, they're going and like getting Doritos and Mountain Dew and all this stuff. They're like all wearing Rooster Teeth shirts.

No, really? Yeah. I remember when I was prepping for Halo 3 because I got a job so I could buy an Xbox. Oh my God. I remember lining up the midnight release for Halo 3 and I played it all night. Cause I was, it was like right after I moved to Georgia and I was going back to California to see friends. I was like, I have to beat Halo 3 before I played it all night because I was it was like right after I moved to Georgia

And I was going back to California to see friends. I was like I have to beat Halo 3 before I go Oh, yeah, and then I went to my friend. I fucking for player I went to my friend Richard's house after I beat it and then we played it more so that's all I did Hell yeah, I halo 3 on that trip. Hell. Yeah, that's awesome. I don't think I've ever played Halo 3 Wow I played more Halo 2, but I played a lot. I think I've ever played Halo 3. Wow. I played more Halo 2, but I played a lot of Halo 3. I think I liked Halo 2. I think Halo 2 was the perfect game. It was. It was so much faster than Halo 3.

It was also the perfect game to stop going to school senior year. And you could play with all your, you could play with all your like 26 year old friends who would just be like, fuck it. I just, I don't have to work till the afternoon. Yeah. And I would go, I'm not going to school tomorrow.

And you just play for fucking four in the morning and just do doubles I was an eighth grade when Halo 2 came out damn. I remember I Think it was a sophomore in school Good memories though or you rear junior Alright cuz I was a senior not going to school regardless. I know it was It was Nick. How does that feel? What? It was 19 years ago. 18 or whatever. Well, it came out in 2004, probably the end of the year.

Oh, yeah. I graduated in 2005 somehow. I did it. And here I am. Did you have a stay-at-home nickname? Oh, yeah. They call you Stay-at-Home Mikey or something? No, that's terrible.

Homeschool Jones. Homeschool Jones. Home school Jones. Stay at home Mikey is like such a boomer way of saying it. Stay at home Mikey. At least say it right. Stay at home Mikey is a toy. You guys talk about stay at home Mikey? No, I didn't start doing Mikey till I met Fiona.

Yeah. And I was like, that rules. The Mikey from Fiona was really good. That and when she's like really plussed about something, like something dramatic or tea or whatever, she'll go, Michael, Michael, Michael, his face came off. Like damn, getting water. Probably a good idea.

Man, we made it all the way back here, we got Taco Bell. Hey, you know what? Nick, right call on that right turn. Yep, there you go. Hey, cabinets suck ass do they? Yeah. Yeah, they all open some of them They all open the wrong way from where they where they should. Oh this one Fine. That's normal. This one should open here. It's great. Cool. Let's uh, nope Why that is I guess it's because you're once we accessing it from the sink that one because someone's an asshole That's why it trips me out. I get what you're saying Nick. Come here quick though. Okay, where we going?

Let's look at the TV. Okay. Well someone fill up my water. So will someone fill up his water? We yes, I'm so thirsty care what Nick thirsty This honker. I wanna thank all the Patreon subscribers for helping purchase this TV. He made this dream come true.

We got it on sale. Yeah, I mean it was pretty cheap. Disgustingly cheap. 75 inch TV was $498. That's crazy. And it's a Phillips, not like a Buku Vuku. Oh yeah. Okay, it's like.

We have the option to get a Buku Vuku? Yeah. It was $470. Dude, we can't have anything nice. This is, hey. I measured it. You measured it. Okay, here's what, I think I did measure it,

but what I did not expect at all, the width. Yeah, the hangover. Disgustingly, no, this. Yeah. Like, I knew the front to back would fit. Oh sure. I'm shocked at how close this is because I don't think I've measured.

I thought for sure the legs would just be in more. Sure. They're not. Nope. I was shopping TVs based on whether the legs could fit. And that was it. Measured and then went, yeah, we're good.

I was like, I want a 75 inch. And I kept looking at models just with the TV measurements. Because this is the nice TV stand that we got on sale. You guys want a Wendy's fry? Wendy's wishes they were these fries. All right, now it's cold, so it's not as good. But think about those shitty Taki fries. That's this, but better.

This is way better. But it's very similar. It's not as intense. No, and the fry's thicker, and it's actually moist on the inside. Yes. And it comes with cheese. It's not. Yes. And it comes with cheese. It's not great cheese, but it comes with cheese.

It's not too cheesy. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. But we live in Texas where there's queso, so lots of cheese sucks ass. Yeah, well that's true. This is the avocado dipping, I think, sauce.

These are the tenders. What are these little guys? They look so small. Mm-hmm. No, that's big. That's big. Here's the taco. The taco's looks so small. No, that's big. That's big. Here's the taco. The taco's also small.

Yeah. Well, it's a taco. The taco's probably small. The burrito's probably fat. I think this is the burrito. Yup, yup. Yup, that's a honker. That's a honking burrito.

So that's what we're eating today. It's all the crispy chicken. Oh, Nick. Nick. Fire wrench. You got the wrench. Fire wrench. Fire wrench is good. He's trying to zoom in. It's a good shit. Yeah. Oh, Nick. You got the ranch! Fire ranch! Fire ranch is good.

Don't worry, I'm good. Yay! That's why he's been talking so much. You don't mess around. I'm hopped up on Lactaid. You don't mess around with Taco Bell. That's a bad two days. Two days? I think they shorted us a

tender. What the fuck? Yeah, they're supposed to be two. That guy didn't know what he was doing. Go back, Nick. Check under this. I do. Let's see.

What about checking under that one? Check under here. Did you check under the fire sauce? Hang on, let me check under that. Hey, wait a minute, you're stealing fries. They shorted us tenders. Damn. Well, that will play into the review. Maybe. What? Why would

that? I bet it's good. Is it tender? Oh, fine. Oh, the tenders are pretty good. I've had them before. Let's find out and we'll eat it now. I mean, let's find out.