100% Eat - Just Say Yes - A&W Ride Along

Episode Date: September 3, 2026

The Entity gave Our Heroes the chicken sandwiches and Nick rang the bell. Don't worry, he ate the parking lot shrimp. It's two chickens in the buns. What the HELL did we get??? Is it fish? Don't ask questions. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We need one of those signs that they put up at workplaces that's like X days since incident has happened. Yeah. Yeah, but we like incidents. How many days has it been since we maybe think we got the food we ordered? Oh, right. That was the Wendy's episode. So I checked out as soon as possible. Mentally?

What I saw? Oh, just altogether. Intentionally. Oh, I guess. I mean, we're at an A&W Long gone Silver's. Check out as soon as you can. The closest I can equated to, and it's not as, it's not as severe because the guy did work here. But you know how we always talk about in the very first episode?

We wish we took the guy up on that chicken offer in the parking lot. Kind of like that is what happened. Except the guy worked here. Right. After Eric tried to order what they didn't have and we're discussing it. He overheard just discussion. He came over. He came over. He's like, let me say it is.

He did. I can give you this. And just started saying shit. And what he was saying. Here's what I can do. He was just baffling gibberish. Here's the Popeye's words. That's crazy.

Oh, that was just like, it was like, it was like, oh wow. It was just like, well, I can do this. And then this and then that and then that. And it kind of made no sense at all. And I could see Eric going, woo, woo, woo, woo, and then he whispered. But made the miss.

It wasn't the whisper that was the problem. No, but he was saying. He's telling me a secret in all the things he can do for me. But the guy was so baffling, but, but to take it back to the Bible, we knew, just say yes. Yeah. And so you just went, you just went, yep, jerk. I said, let's get four of those.

Yeah, but then the guy at the cash register didn't know what the fuck to do. Right. What am I doing? Right. Because it didn't happen at the register. So we walked in, there's no signage for this anywhere. Always a good sign.

As soon as I saw there was nothing for it, I just went. We're fine. Fuck. Walked up to the register. Hey, you guys got the chicken sandwich? And the guy, blank face. What?

No. No. Oh, you guys don't have the chicken sandwich? No. Did you try explaining it to him? Okay. And maybe that would make them happen. Nope.

So. We started figuring out what we'll do. And we were going to just order We're like, where's the next closest one? Georgetown. Okay, well, we're not doing that. And then it's like, I guess we'll order something else. Then we started leaving it up to Nick.

Yeah, I had a couple good ones. A couple good ideas. You saw a couple of signs. I mean, yeah, the couple good ones was pick that. Yeah, but, uh, and I was fine with that. Yeah, honestly. He was probably be better than this. He was going to pick something.

Yeah. And then that's when the guy showed up. And then that's when that's when the magical man showed up. He came out of nowhere. He came out of nowhere. All I had to do was give him my firstborn child and he could make me four chicken sandwiches. Rumpel Stiltskin style.

So that all got settled, and it was like, okay, cool, we'll do that, and then also order three shrimp for Nick to eat in the parking lot. Which is a video that we recorded, and I'll put out later. Which is the only thing that went according to. Yeah, that was no problem. That was good. And then he went back in and rang the bell. Well, I threw the trash away anyway because I didn't want the smell in the car.

It was for you guys. Thank you. It was good. So we ordered these chicken sandwiches. Then I went and sat down, and I was just sort of, of flummoxed. I just kept going like, so like, do they have them? How did he ring it up? What did we order? I can't. I'll tell you this right now. I can't wait to see what we got. You know for a show where we try every fast food restaurant, you know if you need it, you're not going to be able to get or you.

Did he whisper to you? Did you chicken tenders? I don't know. I guess so. I heard him say that. He said that it's two chickens and then you put them in the bun. He definitely, he said he's got some chicken. He can do something. He definitely started talking about tenders. Yes, I guarantee you that. And so that all got laid out. And then I was just sort of, I'm just kind of sitting flummoxed or whatever. And then Nick was talking to Jordan, turned around,

and then turned back and he went, good thing, that didn't happen, I didn't even see that. And it was just a different hamburger. And Jordan went, yeah, good thing. Didn't see what? It was a different burger that he was a Holodew baking cheeseburger or something. It sounded kind of good.

He wanted that instead. It's Michael. It sounded kind of good. Okay. I mean, I would have, I mean, I was fine with whatever when they didn't have the chicken. It turns out still didn't have it. Still maybe don't or but kind of. How did they rang it up and everything?

Like, I was ready for it. Just get that in and like, don't ask them for anything else. But then Nick was like, three shrimp. Three shrimp. Because he even needed to eat a shrimp in the park. Hey, Patrick Brown. Hey, it's Patrick Brown. Hey, it's Patrick.

Oh. Cool. What do you think he texted? Yeah, what do you think he needs? I don't know. He's asking me, ask for goblin questions or something. That guy has his right blinker running. Oh.

Awesome. That's awesome. He's making it right up ahead. Yeah. He's just getting ahead of the turn. He's signaling. He's going to go. He's going to go.

It's for safety later. Someone in the future is going to use that. You're right about don't ask them for anything else. Let's just get this thing, whatever. Because I was like, I was going to ask, okay, well, if you have this chicken sandwich, do you have the natural hot one? That was going to go down. It's like, don't even bother.

We'll make it our own spicy. I was listening to what he was saying to you. And it was so convoluted and like ass backwards. Yeah. I was like, what the fuck is he talking about as I'm listening? And I'm looking at you and I can see your face going, what the fuck are you talking about? And you made the right decision where he, yep, he didn't.

Eric wasn't even like, yeah, sure. We were having this conversation like off to the side. And the guy came over to the side. The guy went on and on and on and on. Eric responded by like nodding and then walking back to the register. Just walking to the register. And I was like, that's the movie. It's like you're coming with me to tell him what this is.

Just take whatever he's giving you. Don't ask anything. It was like you learned from the other day when you were trying to explain things to Gracie. Oh, don't bother. It was like that. Yeah, you just said, let's go, man. Sir, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Just give it to me. Right. We got the chef special. They did say chicken a bunch. I'm certain there's chicken in it. Yep. I'm not even certain it's a chicken sandwich, but I'm certain there's chicken.

Unless the other guy rang it up really bizarrely. But like another manager had to come over and help that's true i did right yeah he came over literally was like hey man i heard you want it and he he did that's how he sounded he did kind of sound like the like a sailor or like a cam situation well he was he was a he was a mystic sea man who were just sort of like he came out of the fog he did chicken sandwich haven't heard that food many years yeah he used his whole can to like screech the chalkboard there's a reason why they don't put that guy at the register yeah because when people People come and ask for the chicken sandwich, he would give them something.

He just says yes. But the other person is like, we don't have that. We don't have that. And he's like, yeah, yeah. Maybe he was under like the mystic spell to not be able to deny me the chicken sandwich. Maybe he had previously bought. Maybe he's cursed him. Maybe he just bought lunch from Popeyes.

Oh, wow. Somebody just ran out the back door and got him and we're like, oh, these are jaded you- chicken-a- I can get you chicken. It's just the same exact scenario in my head was like, man, somebody offered us some crazy thing and we said no. Yeah. This was us getting a second chance in the same parking lot.

The guy still worked there at least this time. I think. I think. I think. That's weird. I saw him go to the back and I never saw him again, though. And it's just a big open kitchen. What if he was a figment of all our imagination?

Hey, either way, he helped us order chicken sandwiches. We checked the security camera. Eric's talking to no one. Instead of the ghost of Harring Hall, the ghost of long time. Oh, no. We're just like Damon in season two. This is going to be an eight episode arc. Will I betray it, Rinerah?

I don't know. It's our long. I just finished it. It's the whole season. Yeah, that's what I was, we were complaining about this before. He ran around with Scooby-Doo. Yeah, right? He really is running around hallways, just being like, is this real? It was real. There was so many. Who poisoned me? There were so many Scooby-Doo memes when that was airing. That was pretty funny. What I love about season three of House of the Drag is that they did it again with a different character. Yes. However, it was like one episode. Oh, is it? Okay. Oh, does it go on Oh, my God.

They briefly addressed it at the beginning, but maybe they come back to it. I didn't finish season three. You're in for some stuff. Well, at least the whole season's out. Yeah, I think on the whole it's better than season two was, but it has some of the same problem. The other day, I was coming this way at this light,

and it was so backed up. It was like cresting the hill. Why, really? And I was like, I am not waiting 20 minutes. Not fuck that. I did the old chart right and looped around. Did the trick? It worked.

Hell yeah. Worked like a charm. There's got to be a better solution. It sucks how short this light is. Yeah, for no reason, too. Honestly, no reason. It's not like there's a ton of traffic either. Yeah, this always gets backed up because of it.

Get it together, man. I was rewatching a ride-along where we went to Marco's Pizza. Which one? Which time? The one where we went to outer huddo. It was like a star. Outskirts. Yeah.

Yeah. The outer room. Yeah. The outer room of Huda. That was fucked up. I forgot how long the drive back was. So fucking long. With those fucking stink wings.

They were so stinking. Then Michael go. Yeah, imagine holding them. Does anyone want to hold them? Is nobody going? No, they're going. It just takes the minute to reach us. And the first time we get to see it, it's yellow.

Honestly, it's not as bad as I thought it was. Yeah, we can do the next one. This will be a two-stop. As long as someone pays attention. I'm laying on the horn. Hell yeah. No matter what, the person in front will think it's the car behind them. Yep. And it's not us.

Do you think the chicken sandwich? Do you think it'll be good? I don't know if it'll be chicken. No. Do you think it'll be chicken? Maybe. I'd say there's like, well, I'd say there's like a 70% chance that it's chicken. I think 70's a good number to put it on.

Do you think it's just two chicken, two, like, chicken strips? Yes, absolutely. in a bun, like a hamburger bun. Not even like a different type of bowl. I'm worried they're going to be slider buns. So your concern is that it's too small? Like it's going to be one chicken tender with a little hat? I am curious to see what the total was, like the amount of money spent.

I think I throw away the rest. Oh, no, I have it. Don't look at the line item because I want to. Yeah, I want to say that in the episode. It says chicken sandwich. What? Oh, and three piece shrimp. Yep.

$21. For the shrimp, too? Yeah. The shrimp was $3.41. For $4.4. For three? High quality shrimp. They were big pieces of shrimp.

I heard they were good. They weren't. They were battered. Big shrimp? That doesn't make any sense. Big shrimp, jumbo. And then you ate them in the parking lot. Didn't notice they had popcorn shrimp as well.

Should have got those. The only time I've had shrimp from a fast food restaurant was Del Taco. Oh, God. Really? Was it in a taco? It was... What was it? It was like a...

wide small shrimp like popcorn shrimp with fries. Yeah. It was like a special thing they had. That sounds right. And for some reason, like, uh, to 16 year old Jordan, it was like, that sounds good. I got to get this sugar.

I got to dry this. I love fries. Do I like shrimp? I love shrimp. Deltacos fries are okay. I like, they're like, they're like crinkle cut.

This guy's just driving in the other. No left turn. That won't stop me. Oh, fuck that. That's for everyone else. I'm turning left, baby. Delta, I love Del Taco because it's not very good, but it's the place where you can get a taco and French fries.

They put so much sauce on their tacos. Yeah. I think they have to. They don't taste like anything. Yeah. Still never had it. It's just a West Coast. We'll get there eventually.

They had it. There were Del tacos in St. Antonio. Next live show. Ooh. There you go. Go to L.A. and do Del talk. Yeah. Bell House West?

Oh. Well, that's James where they do love shit. Honestly, yeah. Bargo or something. What if that's a little bit of a lot of stuff? Patrick was texting you about. Yeah, hey. Nerd melt?

They still do meltdown? Do you got a New York connection? That's, uh, I think doing Del Taco would be funny. I don't think it would be good, but I think it would be funny. Remember when Gracie was in Elaine? She was like, should I try Del Taco? And we're like, I mean, it's like not worth your time. It's like, you should, like, not have this as food.

It's like, I have nostalgia for it. So like, I got real rose-colored. Like literally go anywhere else. Go to a good restaurant. Yeah, yeah, there's a glut. Yeah. you can have. I'm going to Del Taco.

Hey, this isn't very good. Hey, yeah, no shit. You guys told her that. Yeah, I don't, I don't know. There's like a Nick Taco Cabana situation. Sorry. Sorry, 10 years too late. COVID really, COVID really get them dirty, though.

Is that what it was? They were fine right before COVID? Memory serves. They were okay. Jordan, do you think back in the salsa bar was different? Do you think memory serves? My wife liked it, too.

That doesn't mean anything. Sure, does. She's not a grandma. You guys went to Fazzolis. You went to Fazzolis. No, I didn't take her to Vizzoly. You went to Arby's, and then you went to Arby's again in the same day. And she wanted to go to Arby's.

Where do you go to Arby's now? It's gone. What? They tore down the Arby. I have a different Arby's. I got a different Arbys. I got a different one. Don't worry about that.

I got plenty of Arby's up my sleeve. Don't worry about my Arby's. Get your own fucking Arby house in Arby. He's going to Georgetown for Arbys. They got him in Lugerville. going to Georgetown for RVs. What have we gone there for ANW? I mean, Michael was right

is what we were saying, where it's like, even if we go there, they're not going to fucking have it. I would have it if we knew they had it. Yeah. They were going to have it. Georgetown is such a long drive.

Such a long drive. Traffic you drive, too. I mean, they, on their website, for order our food now to your location, like, where do you want to order that? They had chicken sandwich. So I don't know. Maybe they had it, this guy didn't know.

Maybe they improvised. We're about to find out. It's gonna be good. I'm excited to point out. Almost seven years on from the first episode. Really? Yeah, 2019, right? Yeah, oh, I thought you're talking about like a specific date.

October of 2019. Was that our first one? The first one we did was August of 2019. Because it was before I got married. That was the pilot, though. Yeah. That was. And then we didn't put it out until.

Was that Little Cheezers? Yes. It was. Yeah. So I guess it was October when we filmed episode two. Hey, look. Oh, that video is not out yet, though. Who cares?

Yeah, you're right. I realize that. Eric for scale. Hey, whose dog is that? I don't know. Hey, what the dog doing? What the dog doing? What?

We were talking about how this is like so far removed. It's like, it's not our dog. It's not the artist's dog. And it didn't, it wasn't sent to the owner of the dog. Nope. Very. We're like a fourth or fifth party in this. Very strange.

In this transaction. All right. Let's go upstairs. Let's get a look at this shit. The big reveal. Are you think Reacher's still on? Oh, yeah. Yeah, there was like some odd minutes left.

50 minutes left in that movie. Yeah. And this is Jack Richard. Yeah. Don't get it twisted. Yeah. Oh, we had talk about firestorms. too just in case oh just in case we'll make it spicy we're gonna have to all right

gather round everyone bag oh okay yeah I guess I was I asked oh you did ask for right why is it hot sauce brained hot sauce oh no I don't do it's their hot sauce sauce Michael what's a sandwich oh it's like a burger like a decent size yeah because it's a hamburger boys all right Eric two tenders Oh, is it fish? They might just have a weird breading. It might be battered. It's the battering, yeah.

See, I also jokingly said in the restaurant, we're going to get fish sandwiches. What is it? Fight it. Fight it. Fight it. That's crunchy. That is crunchy.

This also doesn't look anything like the picture because it was like a different... I think it's chicken. How do you not know? Let's see. I think it's... It's chicken. It's chicken. It's chicken. It's chicken. It's chicken. Okay. Very easy to tell.

That took you a lot less time. I was just really like bracing myself for fish. Wow. So run on over to your local A&W. And get this. I don't understand it. What do you understand? It really is a- It's three in the parking lot. What don't you understand? It's two tenders. Yeah. What's not to get?

Fried fish style It is fried It is fried fish style This thing looks like fish That's crazy Remember yesterday when I said like I don't want to do this Yeah

But I don't have anything else Yeah yeah uh huh I guess I'm happy we ended up doing it Okay let's see get a good There you go Wow now we're talking Michael you ready for chicken fish Bird

All right well ring the bell ring a ding ding ding bye