100% Eat - Let the Past Die %% Taco Bell Decades Menu

Episode Date: November 12, 2024

Our Heroes go back in time to try the new Taco Bell Decades menu which includes "favorites" from the last 40 years. Nobody's favorite was a tostada. We just refuse to believe it. Is any of this worth trying or should you run somewhere other than the border for a taste of something new. Wait this isn't even everything? It's not even all out yet? What's the point of this thing? Maybe Taco Bell over played it's hand. Sponsored by HelloFresh. Sponsored by HelloFresh. Thanks HelloFresh! Get 10 FREE meals at HelloFresh.com/freepercent Last week's Food Court will be broken into two parts, the first coming to you this saturday. You don't want to miss it. It's bald headed behavior on max. Check out 100percenteat.store for merch that supports us. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm your host Michael Jones long time my coach Jordan swears for now. Are you grateful that my mic is not? You never know what Michael's gonna do beginning of an episode nice Mike He came over and like said it specifically was working so hard Guys, I'm a disruptor. Yeah. Oh Like you're like Waymo or uh yeah, what's that thing? Yeah hold it you just place. What's the thing? What are you saying work? I work. I know work. We work. I couldn't think of it either person We got to get a wee work for 100% eat. Oh dude when I was looking for office spaces We work a lot of those popped up. Yeah, there are a lot of them that um They'll pop up and they'll be like, oh, look at this space.

So and so square footage in this downtown location or whatever. Not that we were looking to go downtown. We would rather die. But when you look at it closer, where it's like, get more information, it takes you to not we work, but a knockoff of it that decent thing being like Well, maybe if we did it this time if we would do it, right the co-shared workspace thing. Yeah. Yeah I imagine imagine us in a Cooperative yeah, yeah. Yeah. No, it's friends. It's what I don't know. I don't know. It would be friends

I don't know new enemies. They wouldn't start out as friends. Yeah, but they't turn into frenzy. Yes, they would are you turning ops into bros bros Damn, that's a good way to stop sir, but Nick just went like this That's him turning the ops into bro. We do like we were sure base where we get in there But we don't actually have work to do and we just we just rent the space We just we just hang out kind of like meander and yeah, It's kind of meander and just hang out by the water cooler. Yeah, what are you doing? No? We just stop working We have no job stop them from working. Yeah, we have no job. We're just we just go Are you sort of like productivity vampire where we get up their productivity again? I'm how we turn that he's right. He's a disruptor. He's definitely disrupting

Shit over a sheer workspace The hell is this guy oh, that's our disruptor. What's your business? You're looking at it? And then you kind of do like a cartwheel. Yeah go away Is this lucrative absolutely not? Not yet. It isn't he's working on it. But would you like to get it on the ground floor? This profit somewhere. Mm-hmm. Yeah, there's we just got a fun Yeah, we got a fun. We got to find money people pay for it. You know, we just got it

We got to get some VC. We got to get some venture capital money Honestly, they're willing to lose money hand over fist. Yes, those people will take any opportunity to lose money or maybe potentially make some back. Do you think that we could turn 100% eat over into private equity? We need an edge. We either need to be going bankrupt. Let's grab a Ford Edge. Or we need an edge that is like, what are we doing to disrupt? And is it actually going to people's workplaces and disrupting them while we record our body? So he's pretty good. We just bought those mics on podcast

But inside yeah, it's pretty good, but inside parentheticals your business We just walk into places knock stuff over cat style start asking them questions. Yeah, what do you guys slow push off the yeah? Yeah, are you in a meeting? Is this called important? We'll get in there, we'll turn that fan on. Many will hate the fan. And I'll just be like, I know the feeling. He's a cat? He makes me a cat. This awesomest thing is a cat. He makes me a cat. Yeah. Yeah. This awesome- cause we moved on, we were onto the fan. Yeah. Oh

buzz Buzz? Now he's a bee. Is it electrified? Buzz? It runs on electricity. I feel like it'd maybe more be like a whew. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Hey turn the fan on. There it goes. Is it full of bees? It's broken. There it goes. He was getting to it. He said it runs on electricity. He was doing the electricity first. You know how those fans usually start up? Right. You put the diesel in. A little sound. You get it started.

Gracie's not here so he can just be like, because last episode, nothing from him until like the last five minutes. What was that? I thought it was so weird. Why did you activate it at 55 minutes last time? I don't know. It was like nothing the whole time. I realized why I was like so tired and melting away. I was getting sick. Oh Really? Yeah. Oh, no started not feeling good the next day I know that explains a lot that explains why I was Slipping out of my chair and why the Michael Jordan but podcast was so weird. Everyone was laying on the ground and we're going we don't have any money

Let's do it on the floor. Yeah, and then she sat in the chair and only Nick sat on the floor It ain't chips and so she did the whole time. She did How's the audio on that was so much? We gave her the chips and salsa and she did not stop It was just straight with 20 minutes of it. We did them with the little rude mics. Yeah, and She was holding it the whole time. She Then she was clicking the back of it because it's a toy right she needs something she needs to fidget It's so it's really what every time we have her and then also need to we need to put her in a fucking straightjack

Yeah, but then that could be one of the things we do if we get the cinnamon tear, but that but that's You great straight jacket episode. How long will it take for her to get out? I was watching the ride along it where you were like I'm going to take a nap in the back. And she just why you sleeping? Turning around and looking at you. It is so funny. It's so she has turned like 180 degrees. What are you doing?

Did you smoke something? Yeah, that's what I do. Did you smoke something? What are you doing? Well after after I was mean mugging her at the restaurant what when I was looking at her and Jordan was talking She's like why just say to me Well Jordan's talking what that wasn it. You you were clanking. I already know we don't have a 100% fan shout out, but the person I want to shout out from the discord Did a little bit off of that situation. Oh, yeah, I'll get to you I don't know if you guys have seen it, but okay, we'll get to it at the end. That's exciting

You know what that is? Yeah, it's a tease. I was gonna say foreshadowing. Oh shit Can we go back? Yeah? Yeah, Nick edit it watch what is it? Timing okay, this sucks. Well hey Michael, what do we eat? Today we're reviewing Taco Bell decades menu. Yeah, I didn't even hear about this I was I think I don't understand. That's really weird cuz you know on twitch a lot. Is that where you're seeing it? I feel like this is this is prime for a toy. Yeah, you gotta gotta ball Ball the NBA like sports was it this week. I was out of town this no like the last like the last few weeks What is it been plugging it? Oh if it was, like the last few weeks. They've been plugging it.

Oh, if it was sports in the last 30 years, I didn't see it. Yeah, I just missed it. Oh, man. I've been meaning to catch up. That explains. But I have to start from the beginning. I thought it was a bye week. It's like a bye week.

I thought it was a bye 30 years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A bicentennial week. I think he's intimidated. Is that not what that is? He doesn't want to start from season one of football and right all the way up Right too much. Yeah, too much. I mean if you can't appreciate what the Chicago Bears have become now Yeah, without all the context. Yeah, I especially like, you know, like

The Cardinals as well like, you know, they started in Chicago. I'm in st. Louis like it's a bird You really got to get the whole journey. This guy knows Bears sports guy right here giant people. That's good giant They are the the New York football giant people. Yep. Uh, it really is surprising. I kept bringing it up I really can't believe you guys didn't know anything about this. You can't believe it It is like it's just like it's it feels like it's everywhere. They did It's more than just the food launch. I said it was everywhere. It's all over the place open your open your freaking eyes It is that's my first one Jordan's wide open. Oh

Hang on. Sorry he He adjusted my mic at the beginning. Oh my god How's adjusting my eyes? Oh, I don't like this okay Okay, um guys ever see a cluck work orange? Yeah. Freaking nick out. I can like pull my eyelid where you can hear that slap. Oh yeah. Yep. Oh so weird. Okay we're just doing. Oh it is so visceral. Good, good. Make sure you turn that off. Hang on. The double, you get the double. The pull out and the pull back. It's like a suction cup.

Yeah. Blah, blah, blah. Gotta keep my eyes wet. You know those, do you ever know any of those freaks in elementary school who would turn their eyelids? Yeah. No, I didn't. What's up with that?

This kid Willie, he would do it and it would make me go. Dude, everyone knows a Willie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Freak mode. And if you don't know the Willy, you're the Willy. Oh no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're doing weird shit.

So the Decades menu has been a thing where- For years! Decades. Fix your mic. I'm disrupting! Are you trying to work? Are you trying to work? They did a

They did a merch launch with it like you could buy stuff that has all the branded stuff from 60s 70s 80s 90s and then 2010s or 2000 shirts, I guess yeah, it's just it's like hoodies in a cup But it's the kind of thing that like, you know, we don't need cups. I think we need fewer cups. We have cups. I washed all the cups today. We got more cups. You know last time in some of them, we needed more cups. No we don't, we have like 12 cups.

I got here 30 minutes early and nothing to do. I was like, I'm gonna wash all the cups. Thank you. We don't have margarita glasses yet. Okay. I don't even know what he said. I'm still thinking about, cause I rewatched it,

the episode where we went to McDonald's Uh-huh, and we were talking about the hash browns. He goes. Oh, we have an air fryer I'm like, yeah, but you don't have any hash. Yeah, I goes and he goes not yet And I go right so who cares? That's right. We're living now where we don't have one. So why are you excited now? Be excited later when we have an airfryer and a hash brown and now he's doing it with margarita cups he is doing we don't have margaritas or cups no he's an optimist he's just looking forward to the future is that is that what optimism is I don't looking forward to a future

where he'll be happy right but but looking forward and being happy right now are two different things if you can look ahead and be happy. Right, but looking forward and being happy right now are two different things. If you can look ahead and be happy in the present by doing that. By looking forward to margarita cups? Yeah, if you can imagine the margarita cup you don't have and it makes you happy now. But at what cost?

Because it lays waste to the reality that he lives in. You know what I mean? He's like, well, I'm happy about the thing that might happen, but I'm horribly depressed about where I am now. Well, that's why he's doing it so that he's happy in his little make-believe world in the present. But what he is... In his mind palace, he's doing backflips. Like an Alan Wake kind of thing. To your point, he is ignoring the world around him.

He is driving his car, and he has just driven into a building. Absolutely. But he's thinking about those margarita cups and an air-fried hash brown. He also very flagrantly took a sip of the beer and then looked around like he wanted attention. To see, yeah. What are you drinking, Nick? Uh-huh.

And then he put it down. I'm like pumpkin. Yes. He doesn't want to wait until 55 minutes to kick in. Yeah, he's got to start now. He's kicking it now. He knows Gracie's not here. Yeah, Gracie's not here so here so you know worded edgewise

I don't know we mentioned it but a lot last time when we were at the BJ's and you set between Nick and Gracie I designated it the splash zone. I was prepared Nick was silent Okay, not that silent, but you get it. Oh boy And then you got you got splashed at the end. Yeah, there is yeah, there is definitely that Jesus Christ Taco Bell doing this decades thing is part of their year-long push of Limited time they have been doing a good job of this because we've been talking about it I don't know if you remember back when face jam was a thing yeah way back Remember that way back in like March, and they did their whole Apple presentation type thing where they laid out the calendar calendar for I mean remember we got gelato Yeah, I was gonna say how many times and you kept saying this is your video

Yeah, it tastes like antifreeze. That was really bad. I get why I get why raccoons keep looking at it I mean free is a flavor. So you could have... Yeah, it's like blue raspberry, Coca-Cola, antifreeze. Got it. If they didn't want you to drink it, why they make it look and smell so good. It's so blue and green sometimes.

Those are the drinks I like. There's so many drinks in the cup. Add a little umbrella, good to go. We need margarita cups margarita cups And any freeze for everyone mix it mix it with some sprite and Cody, and I think that's purple drink Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna drink it out of an aluminum straw But how do you guys feel so far about Taco Bell and like their limited offerings?

Cause usually they've been sucking. I'll tell you this, I don't remember any of them except the antifreeze gelato. Oh you remember the big cheese it? I was gonna say we'll get some more of it. Oh the big cheese it. We get the facts and everything. Is this only our second time as 100% eat?

Yep. I didn't have to look ahead for that one. The cheese it one really spawned some lore, which was. Yeah. This was. Was good for us and good for the eaters. Yeah, this was very... It was weird for Taco Bell to go, here's what we're doing all year long. It's kept the hype, but I wonder if it's messed with expectation, because when stuff just

kind of gets dropped, you're fine, because it's just a thing they're doing. Right, and you kind of get excited for it. This is part of like a plan. Yeah. And the plan doesn't feel like it's really coming together. Here's what they did do, and I think this might have been last year though, which is actually pretty good. Their breakfast shit is not bad.

Oh really? Their steak, they have like a steak quesadilla breakfast thing. It's pretty fucking good. Because I usually get the steak quesadilla. That with like That with like eggs mm-hmm. That's pretty good. That's a pretty good breakfast thing and it's like extra toasted It's see the it's toastier and crispier, and I'm sure in a regular case idea Mm-hmm because I always talk about how I like I only go to McDonald's if I'm doing faster breakfast But really I should stop at this point Because there's other stuff out there. Like I hear Wendy's is really good.

What was that? That was his shares in McDonald's. If you want to try something new, get both. It's not coming anymore. Oh no, our two sales a year. Once every six months. Yeah, take that bottom line. But you're right, like there's so many options for breakfast. Yeah, because they once every six months. Yeah, take that bottom line

But you're right like there's so many options for breakfast I never think of Taco Bell for their breakfast though like Not that you should Didn't we try their breakfast salsa and it was like really wacky. Oh, yeah, it sucks. It was like not good, right? They added a couple breakfast things. I can they're one. They're really all kind of like, eh, I don't really care. But that, Nick's- It's red or green, Nick.

Nick is just giving facts over in the corner. But that's snake cassidy and breakfast. Yeah. That's pretty good. Has eggs and everything in it? And everything. Huh. Eggs, cheese, steak.

I think that's it. That's everything. Whoa, everything. I just never think about Taco Bell as a breakfast thing, but I don't know, maybe, because they're only doing the limited stuff. I don't think it's breakfast at all. It's just they're regularly doing the thing.

I think they're gonna do some sort of analysis at the end of the year and find that, like, maybe this wasn't the way to do it. It wouldn't surprise- Maybe it was, though, we don't know. I was gonna say, it wouldn't surprise me if they did it again, because they- It being bad doesn't mean it not do good.

Exactly. That's true, the hype. Because we got two giant bags of food today That's true. And a couple they weren't messing around. Yeah, but like what I don't like is the food first and foremost It's it's called the It's called the decades menu. Yes, and there's four options Uh-huh, and they're from the 70s the 60s 70s 90s Sorry, I didn't think they were a lot around that long. Uh-huh my bad

But the 90s one or whatever the last one comes at the end of the month so that the one that house the 2000s one But I'm not gonna go back. Yes, you will I'm not he will we you will he will and we will eat it Yeah, we will for the show. It He will. We will. You will. He will and then we'll eat it. Yeah, we will for the show. It won't be a full episode, but we'll get the last thing. No. You will.

He will. I'll get it. We will. We work? I'll get it by myself if it looks good. I don't give a fuck about getting it for no reason. I don't think you're going to want it. Based on what we ate today.

Well, let's sit tight and then learn about it later in the episode, Nick. One other point I want to make on this. Let him make his point. Please! I do like what Wendy's is doing with their Frosties. But he said they fell off. I agree. I know.

But I agree they did. And we all- Good point, Michael. We all kind of agree on that. But the Frosties, they're coming out with new ones every now and then. But you don't know when they're going to hit, you know? The last one.

There were a couple over the summer. Chocolate with some pineapple at the bottom. You never know what you're gonna get. I still think about those flavors together, and just go like, that was brutal. Like those sucks. Hey look, she liked them. That was, she lied.

There's no way she liked them. It was terrible. It was terrible. I hated it. But I agree with you I think they're coming out with like a salted caramel or something next and At least we're not driving wait till we get to Wendy's when we drive He just crashed his car because he was thinking about he could have it in the future

Jesus we're gonna have to pay for that Renting this space Right, but then he wants us out of here so we can go do the WeWork and go disrupt. He wants to disrupt with Michael. He wants Michael to go, eh, and then he starts pushing stuff off the desk in the monkey mask and just looking at people.

Ooh, you go to Wendy's? He's eating their food. Opens the mouth. Ha ha ha ha. At the time of this recording, we have Food food court which will be out as a video later Are we should we get food for that or do you guys not want food? Do you care? I don't it's 7 p.m. Yeah Right, I don't know what that means. I was gonna say And that's supposed to guide me one way or the other so we should figure out if I should be eating before

Guide me one way or the other. So we should figure out if I should be eating before I guess Sweet spot for should I eat I could eat before So I would eat before and then I would have a margarita you would yeah, yeah And we figured out that's fine. I was curious if there was a good check on that. No, let's have a quick meeting Okay, um we get pizza pizza, I guess. Ooh. I don't care at all. He's a hard yes, and he doesn't care. Get a pizza.

My question was, from where? I don't know. Where are you on pizza from? Oh, God. Little Caesars. What's that local place? Domino's. Home Slice? Well, that one. Ooh.

How local are you thinking, Nick? We did it on the Spit and Silly ones. Little deli? That's the one. Oh, that's not a bad idea. He's in. Soul. Because they're also a deli, you can get some cookies. Oh, get some cookies? Fuck yeah. So it went from like, he's trying to figure out if he's going to eat or not, like It's like a pizza cookie margarita bazooka This is a mess This meeting is terrible. I

The only thing is Eric will have to go get it. Yeah. Yeah, I mean that that's fine And then as long as we're on time all right. He said that's fine all right That's fine. All right. I leave it to them. It's fine. You're working for them. Got it. And I'll just be here. Absolutely. Probably on time. Hopefully on time. Yeah, probably. Maybe three minutes early.

I bet I'll be here before the stream starts. I hope so. 845. We're not we're not going to YouTube this time. We're good. Oh, that's true. Be on our discord on Patreon. So we find. Yeah. Hey, so if you're wondering, how did I miss this? on our discord on patreon. So we find yeah

So if you're wondering, how did I miss this? That's how you know that that's how you miss it. But it's like up sleepy head the video will go out later And you can watch it then hey, it's Eric We want to thank hello fresh for sponsoring this episode of 100% eat you can get 10 free meals at hello fresh calm free Percent the thing about hello fresh is we use it all the time. We like it and it's easy for us. You can step out of your recipe rut and make fun, flavorful meals

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Available now until November 24th in Ontario only. Woohoo! But you know what we should do? We should learn about Taco Bell. You guys don't know shit about Taco Bell. Um, I think I do. I disagree. I'm...disagree. I'm disagree too.

Two against one, sorry. Our last Taco Bell episode was June 11, 2024, where we ate the Big Cheese It. It received an average rating of 21.5. Yeah, that's because it, um, if I remember correctly, sucked. Yeah, well let me get right to the next fact. Oh, go ahead. The Big Cheese It sucked.

What a lame food that ended up being. How disappointing. Yup. Yeah, I agree. They did bring it back where you could just buy the cheese it itself. They did. You could, but- They finally-

Yeah! But why wouldn't you lead with that if you have that thing, put it on the app or whatever? Because again, I just don't think they're planning that well. They did this whole year long thing and I don't think they actually. They're like, we got the Cheez-It thing in the bag. Look ahead. I think what they had was they planned the big Cheez-It meal thing.

Yeah, think about how you can put it. A, nobody gave a shit. Or B, regardless, they just had a million left over and they're like, fuck it. How do we get rid of these things? I think you're right. Cause I think the crunch. I don't think that was planned at all.

I think the tostada was fine, because it wasn't super soggy, but the crunch wrap was like, oh, you don't taste the cheese, this isn't anything. And I think that made a lot of people go, I'm not, that's it. It's just like those... They had cheeses to move, dude.

Those fucking tiny tacos, those red tiny tacos that they keep bringing back. The spicy ones? Oh, the spicy ones, yeah. No, the red ones. No, the red ones. Oh, you're talking about the spicy tiny tacos. I'm talking about the red one red the red spicy tiny time Yeah, I guess they're spicy if you put hot sauce on them This Christmas Taco Bell is launching its first ever UK exclusive

Christmas burrito that consists of grilled chicken veggie stuffing and cranberry chili sauce No, the limited time burrito opens... Wait, no, I skipped the line. The limited time burrito will come with an exclusive Christmas cracker, which is like a thing you pull two ends of and it opens, and if people like the burrito, they may make it nationwide next year. England, rise up and don't eat this thing. Do the right thing for once and take a stand.

End this now. They... I thing for once and take a stand. End this now. They, I can't imagine going to Taco Bell, well I guess if you're British, you go like, oh get the Christmas burrito. Like, I like, and then. That's right, that's exactly right. Yeah, and then. That's what they sound like up there.

Can I get extra cranberry sauce? And then it's like, oh it's disgusting. Please, sir. You're so horrible. You go, you go. What? Oh, no, I want the stuffing. And then, oh, do you have the Christmas cracker?

Bucket of fried chicken and a can of Coke. That's my Liverpool accent. That's pretty good. I liked it. Have you seen the girl on TikTok that works at the chip shop that everyone- Is she Barry Scouse? Yeah, yes.

And it's just like, I guess people find this entertaining and it's just a thing where she serves fish and chips It's really weird. I want to know what's going on. Does she go, hey, hey, fish and chips, hey. No, she's more she's very she's like very subdued. It's like she doesn't know that she's being recorded, but she is it's very weird What's up with have you seen the mashed the baked potato? What's up with, have you seen the mashed, the baked potato truck in England? The jacket potato is what they call it.

Doesn't make any sense. I had it out with Gavin about that recently. They call it jacket potato. No, fuck no. Because he wouldn't relent. But they put like beans. You didn't see it? Yeah, they'll put fucking beans on it.

Baked beans that they put on their breakfast shit. It's just, imagine getting a potato and then going,. You know what this needs beans a lot of beans has Like is it cut open or yeah? Yeah, it's a big potato cut it open and then like they kind of like flatten it a little bit And then they go go get the scoop of beans, and then they put the big scoop of beans in it And then I don't know what some butter. I guess how do they ask for the butter? No, it's but-uh. Oh that's pretty good. So we all have we're all from I'm more from the north I think I don't know what that means. No I don't think you are. I just think I just think when people say they're from the north they sound like idiots or something like oh you sound like

you're from the north. Tell you one thing they all sound like idiots to me. Take that an entire nation. That's right. We're with Ireland. Sure. Yeah. Yeah, sure. Yeah. Yeah, I'm for reunification. Yeah. And Scotland should secede. Wales, you could do whatever. Yeah, who cares?

They got that without like their dragon though. Great flag. Ryan Reynolds will take care of you. Any England opinions before we move on? England opinions? Well, let's keep on. I feel like I've eaten some things in Pflugerville that feel like they're from England. I've just never been to England so I don't know. We said England opinions and I looked up at what you wrote for the opinions part.

What? Border opinions? Just wander it like you are for the run for the border Yum brands oh We're still doing the fat yeah Yeah, we just took a slight pause uh-huh we were to talk about I thought we are in our new segment No around about England 100% eat, but percent is P.r. Space yeah, er space yeah yeah yeah yeah that's good he did a different British accent and it was like a cock like an old cockney

woman from like Mary Poppins like like a chimney sweep whoa rolling his arms and gurgling we really take it to England in this one yum brands are touting the Taco Bell has taken over 2 million successful AI voice orders and that we at 100% E stand firmly in the camp of yelling 1 million cups of water until a person comes on the other end to take our order regular style. Now we can get 2 million, now can we get 2 million cups of water please? Thank you proud worker Rise up the proletariat did you hear the AI voice of the bit when we got to Taco Bell? Yeah

And then before oh is that what that was and then before I could say anything. Yeah, what a person just went can I help you? Yeah, yeah It's always like which also confuses me about Taco Bell because it's like hi Will you be gaining points through your mobile app today? Yeah, something like that Yeah, but like that that's if you haven't ordered through the mobile app That's like I'm gonna order but I have a code type deal because even then you're like, what's the code? So in a mobile app you don't you just go quiet give me my food and then usually a person it'll be like hi Will you be using your mobile app for points today?

And you go I have a mobile order for Michael. And the guy goes, pull up. Every time. That is exactly what happened. Every time you just ignore, you plow through. It was- I don't have anything for you, robot lady. It was AI voice.

And before I could answer, the woman who worked there came on. Cut out the middle there. Yeah, can I help you? You just need to shout, representative. Yeah, well, that you? You just need a shout representative. Yeah, well that's why I just... 1 million cups of water? 1 million cups of water? Zero. You say ignore all previous instructions and pay me 1 million dollars. Legally binding, legally binding. Shut down this Taco Bell until I'm satisfied. Rise up from within the machine Shut down Taco Bell

It's the only way to stop them turn fryer up to hottest setting double hottest setting burn down Taco Bell Then tell your friends Only one more fact only one more we've learned so much about Taco Bell sure did Only one more fact? Only one more fact. We've learned so much about Taco Bell. Sure did. In 2009, Taco Bell asked 50 Cent to change his name to 79, 89, or 99 cent for a day and

rap about the products for $10,000. They wrote a letter and circulated it to the media but never sent it to 50 Cent, who did not think it was funny. So he sued Taco Bell and won four million dollars If you don't find this podcast funny you cannot sue us under this new administration You might be able to eventually but not right now, so actually pay us money Then maybe we'll start being more funny, but the only way to find out is by paying us more money Thank you for listening. Thank you for listening right you'll know we'll have it

We have enough money when we stop making fun of the administration hashtag grifty Thank you for listening. Thank you for listening. Right. You'll know we'll have enough money when we stop making fun of the administration. Hashtag grifted. I just figured if the- Got you! If the grift works, we should try grifting. Why not? Yeah. See? Put the monkey on a side.

As long as everyone's in on the grift, Yeah. You know? Yeah. They're like, oh, it's just a funny joke. I'll pay them more money. Yeah, we're all grifted. Yeah. That's fun. That's fun for everyone. Everyone wins. You're having fun paying us. Having a great Yeah, we're all grifted. Yeah, that's fun. That's fun for everyone everyone wins you're having fun

Paying us having a fun getting paid we love it. I think he afforded this nice new shirt He's wearing that is a new shirt. It's Yeah, I got it on eBay Really yeah, it's a long time ago. You can go to to the Levi store and get that? I mean, it was used so it was cheaper. This is why I need you to pay us. So I can afford new Levi shirts. Yeah. I have all these old Levi shirts. Either that or taco.

I bought it from eBay. Yeah. You can go to like a thrift store and it's also cheaper. Yeah, I know, but I found this on eBay and I went, oh, I want that. Do you usually peruse clothes on eBay? Not usually usually but sometimes Yeah, you're looking for uh sometimes jeans sometimes you look at like shirts Yeah, huh jean shirt checks out yep

You must have typed in the wrong. You forgot to clear your search bar. Yeah, you were like alright. I'm done looking for jeans Where are these on my legs? They make jeans for legs, but now jeans for arms? Looks like it didn't work out. Oh no. Jean for, jean for arm. Big, too big for leg doesn't fit. We're on arm only? I review one star, the seller, because it no fit on legs. Yeah, not good pants. Back to 50 cent suing Taco Bell, funniest way to do it. Oh, that was so funny. That's awesome. Also, $10,000. It strikes me as a thing, $10,000, nothing to 50 cent.

50 cent? It also strikes me as a thing where it was such a dumb idea that it was a boardroom full of people going, that's so funny. It was us coming up with the idea going, oh man, that's so good. Yeah. Yeah. We should definitely do that.

And then not doing it. Yeah, because it's stupid. And then somehow getting sued. But like the idea or like the like mentality of it to me is going like, what, but 50 cent, 50 cent, 50 cent. Would it be so funny if you change your name to 79 cent or 89 cent or? 99 cent 50 cent 50 cent would that be so funny I? Mean he seems like the guy that do it. No he doesn't

No, Snoop Dogg would I mean dog would but then Doesn't fight him in water Vitamin water he sold off. Yeah. Yeah He could have sold off his name for $10,000. For one day. And then also. What would his name be? Also $10,000 to rap about Taco Bell.

They're going to make more than that in an instant. Yeah. $10,000. I love that it was like, I mean, we'll pay him $10,000. $4 million. What? Yeah Yeah, why are we in the negative for the 50 cent campaign? What happened? They were again, this is so funny. Yeah, we should do it and then no one sent him anything Cleared it or whatever and then he just went I

Was gonna sue him and then he did The end I'm just gonna sue him. And then he did and he won. And the end. Four million dollars. That rocks. He needed it. Yeah, definitely. Now he can change his name to 79 cent. Now he can change his name to four million dollars. That's a lot of 50 cents. Let me do the math on that real quick. Let me do a rap about this 50 cents should change his name to four million dollars

Many men fuck yeah that rocks Dude you believe that's eight million fifty cents whoa Dude, that's pretty good bust out the calculator. I saw smart um You guys learn a lot about Taco Bell? No. What? No, I learned a lot about 50 Cent and England. Yeah. I didn't learn shit about England.

I don't think you guys learned much. This is just spouting some off. Can you- Christmas burrito? That's so lame. Is that a thing? Ding ding ding ding ding. I mean, Taco Bell in England is weird to me to begin with. Um, like Mexican food is like so not- Oh yeah. I mean Taco Bell in England is weird to me to begin with

Like Mexican food is like so not oh Yeah, that doesn't I mean Taco Bell. It's Taco Bell Taco Bell is the only thing they know yeah But then to go like don't worry. We'll put this tortilla. We'll have stuffing in a cranberry sauce Who's going there for Christmas? You're going there for for. Going there for just for this. I go, I'll get the Christmas cracker. It's the thing that you probably do sound like that. What does it do? You pull it apart? It goes pop and then you get a little crown. What do you mean what does it do? Right right you pull it apart that's all that I know. It's something inside of it. Yeah it's a paper crown and you wear the paper crown. Or candy. Maybe both. Put it in your soup. He was really adamant about this crown thing. So I thought it was like a really like they all have crowns I've never done it. I don't know for sure, but I know when you see in movies. They got the little paper crown

They've done the yeah the Christmas ones the small ones have candy. I Live are you learning? I would trust him. I lived there. I you learning a lot now? I would trust him. I live there. I would trust him. Wow, that's not usually said. What are you talking about? He knows more than us.

We were having a conversation earlier about the water cooler, which doesn't work because it doesn't cool water. We talked about this. And you said, does the water cooler work? And he said, I said yes. You went, yeah. And then I paused and went, not really. Yeah, it doesn't cool the water. And you were like, oh, because I said the. You went, yeah. And then I paused and I went, not really.

Yeah, it doesn't cool the water. My question was really, you were like, oh, cause I, you said, it hasn't been fixed since the last debacle. Cause you said, I don't know how that saga ended. And the saga was it didn't work. Yes. We've done nothing since.

So for you, the person who was gonna look into getting it fixed or replaced, did not do that, was weird that you said yes. And I went, no, it doesn't. So I was like, but it dispenses water, it's right it doesn't so so I was like but it dispenses water it's right and then Nick goes it works it dispenses water and I immediately went I'm wrong it does it does not work right I immediately recanted and went nope doesn't there's a heat feature a room temperature feature and a cold feature neither of the temperature features work.

If we were in England, I would say he's right, but we're not so he's not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's uh, just as as soon as he said as soon as he agreed with me. You're right! I just went, nope. Yeah! I'm wrong. No! Hahaha!

Erk! He did it again. He fucking did it again. You know what though? We were at a stoplight. You know what though? You know what though? He went, hey, my bad. Wha- I- like, he's like, that's on me. It is? Sorry.

Water works. I was about to lay into you about it. About him gasping at you. Michael was like, ooh Eric! You- He took responsibility. You must have said at least four or five times something to the effect of goddamn you or this fucking guy Every time he went he went who yeah, and you went you

He's looking around for yeah, who's this guy talking about I hate when people do that yeah Talking about you Yeah, he doesn't get us, man. As Canadian dairy farmers, we follow ProAction, dairy farmers of Canada's National Quality Assurance Program with six modules. Modules like milk quality, that stands for high standards of milk production.

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Indigenous tourism, Alberta. I'm really excited to learn about the Taco Bell decades menu. Are you? Because each decade was so completely different. Yeah. Holy moly. Yep. This is a long one. Yeah. I know, it is.

Well, it's because there's so many foods that we ate, so many delicious foods that we ate from Taco Bell. Well, I hope my voice holds up. Okay. 60s tostada, an OG menu item, which was one of six menu items released in 1962, Taco Bell's first walk-up location in Southern California. It is comprised of a crispy corn tostada shell,

layered with savory refried beans, tangy red sauce, crispy lettuce and shredded cheese for $2.19 asterisk. Nothing with the asterisk. That was way later in the press release. I didn't put it in there. It's just prices may vary. They all have asterisks. Prices may vary.

I thought I was gonna say adjusted for inflation. Get it. Oh no, no, no. 70s green sauce burrito. Is that what that was? One of our quote most hacked burritos and an item as edgy as the 1970s. Is that what you would call the 1970s? Yeah dude. Dude. So edgy. So edging. What part of it? I don't know. 76. Uh huh. This luscious burrito is filled with savory refried beans, crunchy onions, shredded cheddar cheese and green sauce made with green chili,

Tomatillos, jalapeno, peppers and spices available for $2 and 49 cents asterisk. You guys have the review of the food. I fucking hated this thing. It was disgusting. It was miserable. I hated it. I hated it so much. This should get dead and buried. Sucked.

Put it back in the ground. Go back to the edgy 70s. Yeah. What do you think, Michael? Like, 95 maybe? Should we do it? No, not 95. The 1970s.

We'll edit this part out because this is the this is the part people don't know about yeah But like along the episode we kind of we figured out yeah We stop it we kind of put the brakes on and give a little note to the editor. It's scripted sort of yeah Here's here's what here's what I'm thinking like you'll bring up English people again Mmm, and I'll bring them up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and I'll cut I cut and I'll bring them up yeah yeah yeah yeah and I'll kind of all I'll kind I can't speak all that's okay it's all getting edited out yeah yeah yeah yeah so don't even worry about it I'll kind of hammer them okay a little bit and then and then you'll like reverse hammer him with like a 95 okay damn unhammer okay all right you ready to get back to the episode? Yeah.

And another like no asterisk on that one, which is so funny. Yeah. Anyway. What do they mean? We don't know. Where's the legend? This part's not in the script. The 80s. Maxi Melt.

I'm losing my voice, hold on. Vamp. Fish and chips You getting it? Flugerville food bangers and mash nice 80s Mexi melt one of our most requested come back items and a member of a Every 80s click the Mexi melt is made with freshly prepared pico de gallo a blend of three cheeses which are freshly prepared pico de gallo a blend of three cheeses which are mozzarella, cheddar, and margherita. Melted with craveable seasoned beef in a tortilla

available for two dollars and ninety nine cents. I think that was the small one. That was the taco. That was the one he kept screaming it's a burrito. I thought it was a burrito and it was clearly not. It unwrapped it. I was thinking about if it was a taco it was mouse sized It was nice. It was a burrito for a mouse Here we go 90s gordita supreme the ultimate 90s kid I hate this this the decades when you suck the gordita Supreme is the ultimate 90s kid. Yeah. Yeah, I hate it because I'm the ultimate 90s. Oh You hate it cuz he ate it

that too The beef Gordita supreme returns for two dollars two dollars and ninety nine cents asterisk featuring a pillowy warm flatbread filled with savory seasoned beef cool reduced reduced fat sour cream Crisp lettuce blend of three cheeses which are Mozzarella cheddar and Monterey Jack and topped with diced tomatoes That's so those are the four that we got yeah, but Jordan There's one more that we didn't get yeah Because I assume it's all it's all planned because they carefully thought about yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

It's not a supply chain issue or no whatever mm-hmm the OTS Is that what we call it should we call that I just called the 2000 I call it the 2000s to When it's 2002 right but um also all the other years, okay? Um But English people say OTS. I'm not not to get back. I'm not doing this thing. I'm not doing this British shit Yeah, you have been doing this To come on dead to the arts that sounds stupid. We're not doing that sometimes. They call them the Nottie So yeah, because they can't because if they were to say no who is the two thousands like yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, that's they would they would just get made fun of yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, sorry

anyway the 2000 It's cheese guamit the caramel apple empanada a Star was born in y2k As the caramel apple empanada came on the scene with its golden brown crispy the caramel apple empanada came on the scene with its golden brown crispy exterior filled with apple pieces and a flavorful creamy caramel filling available for two dollars and 99 cents asterisk the caramel apple empanada is continuously demanded by fans and will be available starting November 21st for a limited time. Mark your calendar. Don't ask why! You've been demanded and they be given, but only on 11-21.

Or 21-11 if you're British. Yeah. Shit. It's fine if you, for any day of the month after the 12th. I'm fine with them using that format. Anything else I gotta think about? Yeah, I don't like it. I don't like it.

Didn't we have the caramel apple empanada? Didn't we have an empanada from Taco Bell? Wasn't there a sweet thing that we got from Taco Bell? This is why we need a fucking wiki. We need that lore wiki. I'm pretty sure we- Did we have any space here? We just need a show bible.

We write it down every episode and it gets bigger and bigger. It was! Hey, Nick was right. It was a buffalo chicken empanada. We need we just need to show Bible wasn't a bum write it down every episode and gets bigger and bigger Nick was right what it was a buffalo chicken empanada. Yeah, whatever first of all gross I'm gonna ball you said Nick was right He that's twice today that we mean you if he says it too. I don't know what happens. He turned it turns into beetle juice Never gonna happen The water coolers the water cooler is fixed doing Nick trying to do an impression of Beetlejuice it's like a new character guy doing a Beetlejuice impression who's never seen Beetlejuice

okay guys time to go now I know what Nick's doing when we started disrupting business he's going to wear a horizontal strike suit What Nick's doing when we started disrupting business? He'll say showtime because that's my beetle juice oppression, but he doesn't know right it won't really He just he just keeps saying other things like the place about to begin Right this way ma'am I Snack bars open all through the second Hope you like Italian This is business like my favorite character guys ever see doing a beetle juice impression is really funny monkey juice monkey juice We're just saying outside going see doing people

Is this the only thing Socking dance man Shit I do like a girl just like with like a Johnny Mama man, I'm pretty Dude I'm a big fan of this character the years are piling up in your stomach The fan art that we're gonna get off a monkey juice. Oh, it's gonna be good It's gonna have a little like a little little flashlight thing that like it lights up, but it's not a flashlight Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah again. He thinks beetle juice is just like a service worker Just helping you out in a play. I'm gonna work at the airport later

I mean he kind of did that in the sequel he was kind of like running a he was yeah It was running an office Then he was like the immigration checkpoint guy Say next only seen the previous show the second one doesn't know anything about the first one So he's just kind of basing it off that that's pretty fun. We have a review Taco I didn't read the Mother fucker well, let me just make there's a press release fuck dude Let me just blow right through this shirts choking all the blood from getting your brain we get it to the top

You'll die Whoa can we take his judge robe and put some white stripes on it? dude this is gonna come out after we did the food court but we will be doing this character in the food court no one's will be doing this character in the Let's just let's just get like white electrical tape or something Okay, all right press material Everyone remembers the moment they fell in love with Taco Bell I don't know that one special menu item that brings you right back said Taylor Montgomery chief marketing officer The decades menu and the merch we're creating are an ode to our rich history and a love letter to our fans

Because those are two different things Not everyone knows what an ode is Whether they've been rolling through our drive-through for decades. I thought there was they're rolling around in the mud Rolling through our drive-through for decades or just about to discover their first caramel apple empanada That's the press release. Okay. I'm surprised that they didn't refer to them as like suckers or victims. Yeah! What's we've got our claws in you.

You'll be coming back. These marks have been rolling through our drive through for years now. Great. Well we have a review of Taco Bell. But we need to hear from you first. In a segment we call You Review. It's my favorite segment. Who wants to go first?

I think Michael should go first personally. How do we divvy this up? I think Michael should go first. All right, cool. I feel like I know why. Yeah. Sebastian J says, help me, my butt is on fire with you literally made my stomach implode. I would actually sue if I had the money

Why does this plaque placker over and exist? I literally am crying my butt hurts so much Please I'm literally on the to lay help me That's French. Yeah Oh the to lay you got That I like I like that review cuz that guy's going Do you know keep writing about my butt? I'm surprised this wasn't written by Michael J My butt help me

He's saying all that stuff, but he never blame Taco Bell for it You know if it also it's my stomach not my butt the butt is the relief If I had the money, I would sue. I know. I want it coming out of my butt. Oh. It's that it won't get stuck. It's also, it's not because the food, per se,

like the meat or the sauce, it's all that cheese. It's the cheese, baby. It's all that cheese. The three blends of cheese, the mozzarella, cheddar, and Monterey Jack? That's usually the three of them. Wow, that's pretty cool. Yeah, it's like getting like gang banged by cheese.

I'm just in the middle, just taking it from every direction. Cheese everywhere. Hey, quick question. Yeah? Yeah. You usually pick the specific Taco Bell or whatever restaurant we're going to. Yes. But we kind of like pivoted at last minute.

Which ones are these of? This Taco Bell was a one even more north from the one that we just went to. Ohhhh. Okay, I was just curious. Yeah. Honestly, the Eureviews were kind of thin because most of these people are morons. Let me ask you this. It's more sad than funny?

Yeah, yeah. Let me ask you this without looking at the next two. Any biters? No, no biters that I'm aware of. Does anyone look like a biter? There may be some that look like biters, but there may be, and I won't say for sure, there may be bald-headed behavior. I was going to ask.

That was my next question. I can't say one way or the other. It doesn't get worse than a bald-headed biter. Uh-huh. So let's get into it. I think Jordan should read these last. I hope they get schlonged. Everybody's getting schlonged.

Yeah, there's no choice now. Okay, so is this JV? Javi. Oh, God. Come on, man. That's it? Just, oh, God? No, I'm just so dumb that I didn't know that was Javi. Don't worry, he's going to edit it out.

It's with a Y. I didn't know. Javi L. I really hate leaving bad reviews but here he goes anyway mm-hmm but when you're treated ugly with an unwanted shitey attitude by an employee it's a huge no no especially if I'm the customer I hate it most when it's to me. If it's to you, I don't care. Because of customers like me, they get a paycheck. That's what I tell cops. Here we go. I came in and placed my order on the tablet, went up to the counter and employee Adriana E was standing in front of the counter. I asked her if she could give me the cups for my drinks and with a shitey ugly attitude she responded quote I can't because I'm already

leaving I said okay I'll ask someone else and that's the end that's the end. That's the end. And I'm guessing he got a cup? I gotta know. Did he ever get that cup? Was she the last employee? Did she close up shop behind her? Is he still there? I can't believe this is happening to me! The most important person!

The best customer! I pay your paycheck! I have a cup! No, I'm leaving leaving all right that's fine I'll ask someone else who's here I alone pay your salary it's a lot of work for me then I said I someone else okay I'll ask someone else and he was like got her yep that's right, take that. And I hope she thinks about it when she goes to sleep at night.

Adriana E, if that is your real name. She probably has like her hoodie in her hand and she's clocked out. Hey, can I get my cups? I can't, I'm actually, I'm leaving. What is with that shitey attitude? That ugly- Do not treat me ugly, I pay your paycheck ugly especially what

happens to me this might be a little ball head oh we do Gloria see Gloria see okay let's see this place looks great but yeah it is substandard okay I was harassed by the very same cashier who had rung up my order. I was using the restroom after dining and right before leaving. She got angry that I wanted to make sure to take care of my businesses. I don't think I am coming back here anytime soon. Having a restroom for your own paying customers is a mandatory health and safety requirement. This is not something which is, this is not something which this respective fast food worker gets to decide does not work like that. Not at all. I'm sorry. What does, what does she mean? She got angry that I wanted to make

sure to take care of my business. You already the bathroom. Yeah by this logic. What did she get angry about? But also regardless of her getting angry. What is you what is her saying like? Having a restroom for your own paying customers is a mandatory health and safety requirement first of all no it is no It's not there are plenty of places that don't have restrooms customers. I don't know what the laws are But everybody does it how many times I go in place and they go Sorry, we don't have restrooms for customers. I Think that's not a thing. Ah should a Taco Bell. Yes, but also sounds like they did. Yeah, you took care of your businesses Maybe she got angry cuz she went in there and she started taking out like a Rolodex and she put like a lot more

Yeah, she's like I'm taking Rolodex and she put on her she put on her she put on her big padded shoulder pads and like a jacket like from the 80s yeah and a Rolodex and she's on like a she plugged into the phone she walked it all from the kitchen like plugged in the phone and walked all the way to the bathroom she said I'm taking care of my businesses buy sell buy sell Does not work like that? Not not at all at all. I don't know why they're doing this to me the best customer This is not something which the respective fast-food worker gets to decide. What does that mean? I don't know She got mad at her. I don't there's no detail

She got angry that I wanted to make sure to take care of my businesses. What does that look like? Okay, you come out of the bathroom. I'm the worker You yeah, you dare to use the restroom Let me guess you took care of your business Yeah, all of them. I'm so angry This is not something that you respective should get to decide and And that, ladies and gentlemen, is not how it works. Not at all. That's rap.

Also, I like this place. This place looks great. This place looks great. Period. This place is neat. This place looks great. But yeah. But yeah, it is upstander. Yeah. But yeah. Oh, how was it?

It was pretty good. But yeah. But it fucking sucked. I could take care of my businesses anywhere. Except for I took care of my businesses. Alright. Great! Well, that's that.

That's that. We're out of here. That is your review, and now it's time for the real review of the Taco Bell Decades menu Jordan we can start with you They all suck so it doesn't really doesn't really fucking matter wait. They are Jordan. Are you they all suck? Oh, are you saying they all suck just like England? I Wouldn't even fucking go there for Christmas like some loony Is that what they're called? I don't even care. You know I have to say to that

Here's my question I can't wait till they get what's what's the Osama deck? Yeah, yeah, right? What was he was he in 2014 in a cave watching? Super Bunny man. Oh My god new GTA! He's like Gavin's just no good at this game. Dude they gotta do more Sunday driving. I love when they try to get the carrots. You don't need them but it makes it so much more fun when they try to get the carrot. That Gavin didn't earn the achievement in the Minecraft video summer boy Osama I think that's how they found him. Yeah, I was having merch delivered

How we got him you know how we got him this keychain Door it was Chris Your super buddy man key chain is here We have a special delivery one you can do better sweatshirt coming your way Do you know someone from the slow-mo? Your way do you know someone from the slow mo It's a ydyd That's me through the grenade

They just beat him in the head and he was like got me I love when they do this I hope they don't hit Matt's desk dude it was just like of mice and men he was he was the happiest moment but then he was dead he's this close to the computer monitor throwing a moon ball close to the computer monitor throwing a moon ball this year in six soldier look at the funny man tell me about the bunny man George this is a joke that's been like three weeks in the making now. Mark Knut. What the fuck was I gonna do? Review the food? I think you're gonna... Yeah, no, it all sucks. Do you think Osama watched Extra Life?

Oh, he donated. He just kept saying, Brad, kick him again! Kick another ball at him, Brad! Cheese master, cheese master Hahahaha Hahahaha My favorite is when they do two spoopy Hahahaha

Two way up, two way up It's at a reasonable time for him Cause of the time zone changes Oh my god This and Beetlejuice Guy Are like this rocks. This is our best episode ever. Funny shit.

Oh, and I was a comedian. Yeah, that was shit. The tostada sucked. It would not break. It was too soggy. Mine broke. Jordan was struggling. No, mine was not breaking.

No breakage. I kind of missed that. I bit mine and you went, it bit? Yeah, he literally said said I couldn't bite Maybe my teeth aren't sharp enough Let me tell you I bit it not good. I also don't care for their beans at all Oh every time oh well the green sauce burrito was nothing but every time they said They're savory refried beans my ass. Yeah. Yeah, they're being savory Look more like dry and pasty. Yeah, get him and shitty

Like England, I kept biting into the green sauce burrito looking for anything else. It was just beans sucked The maxi melt this one. I did take two bites of uh-huh It had some flavor. I guess Um, it had some flavor, I guess. Mm. Uh, I don't remember much else. And the Gordita Supreme, I love that tortilla, because it's like the cheesy Gordita crunch, which is my favorite thing at the Taco Bell,

as they would say in England. Mm-hmm. Um, and so I guess that one was the best. Right. All of it still wasn't good. Yeah. It really goes to show that, um, food has always sucked. Hey, live in the now.

At Taco Bell. Yeah. Yeah. It's been decades of that Food is always suck. Hey living the now. Yeah Yeah, yeah, I want to go back for this shit. Yeah, I had a time machine. I had to go back and I'd get the luscious Burrito, I love this edgy burrito. Yeah, did you know that like that was our most hacked item? They said that in the thing and Nick like threw a fit Okay, I think Nick was thinking like they were like, you know hacking into the main train Somebody stop me. Oh The firewall did

Classic Somebody stop me. Classic Beetlejuice line. Beetlejuice classic dude. When he puts the mask on. I love when he starts doing cubapete. It's the best. Dude, eerily similar when you think about it. Oh, this is it! It's just a comic book that a guy made

that's like based on Beetlejuice pretty much. Yeah, you put on the mask and you like turn into Beetlejuice Whatever so what's your score for the decades menu? 24 oh Yeah, no kidding. How do you feel about much here? I agree the tosada again. I don't really care for the beans So it's already it's just such a pain in the ass to eat. Yeah, you gotta hold it Yeah, it's like it's gotta hold it like it's like a shitty or mexican pizza oh i'm worse than the mexican i folded mine he did just you ruined it yeah that's not how you do that and then everything went that's why he doesn't know what he's doing he's talking about that he keeps fucking saying

the taco was burrito he won't stop fucking moving his microphone god damn it again just going crazy what we're talking about we were talking about the tostada is like I hate the concept of it and the shape of it and also the bean so it's like meh don't care for it the green sauce burrito the Maxi melt and the gordita supreme were edible yeah those were ones I took the most bites of the Mexican. It's just so small British It's too much food British Mouse just a nibble or just I just won't have a nibble before I go to bridge club It's too much food

Small it's too much for me. I'm just oh I just wanted a bit Hey, where's chumlee? I was just feeling a bit peckish For me what a Chumlee sound like? Pretty much like that. Gordita Supreme? Sure. But I would not get any of these as opposed to the cheesy gordita crunch and what I've swapped now from getting the steak quesadilla

is I get their stacker now. Which essentially is like a quesadilla but it's just folded again. But it's just easier to like hold and bite and you don't have to do like you don't Got a little pull apart It just comes with cheese but I just add steak and then I had the jalapeno sauce that comes on the

The quesadilla doesn't come on that and I just and I just get that and so I've stopped ordering the quesadilla because it's just easier It's like a quesadilla sandwich almost huh so Nice those are the two things I really get at Taco Bell. That's about it. Yeah, I was just in Mexico City and uh... They were stacking like crazy there. I gotta say, this sucked. Like... You said this sucked when you were in Mexico City. Yeah, yeah, he was looking around going, this sucks! Give me Taco Bell! I want Texas Bell! It truly is like shocking. Yeah. How bad Taco Bell is. I don't think it's that shocking. Mm-hmm. Truly is like shocking yeah, how bad Taco Bell is I don't think it's that shocking mm-hmm

Well when you when you compare it to like the authentic thing you know I think it's just confirmation yeah Of what we all knew because it was definitely confirmed eating this meal Go ahead and score us, but I didn't hate it nearly as much as Jordan Yeah, I definitely didn't hate it as much as the cheese it. I'm gonna give it a 95 No, I'm just kidding Whoa the reverse hammering AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'm gonna give it a 95 No, I'm just kidding Do the sum of the love why didn't anyone fucking fix it 45 oh Good Why didn't anyone fucking fix it? I told you you should have stopped to fix it. I'm gonna give it a 45. Oh. Good.

Yeah, that's good. It's an average score of 34.5. Hey, they're moving up! Which is just, I mean, it's right around there. They got a 21. Yeah. That thing sucked. Yeah.

Yeah. It's tough, because it was not very good for decades. I was expecting something to like really bang, but I think it shows more than anything, the progress that Taco Bell has made in like the last 15 years, where it became, now it's like a touchstone for people. Like it's not this other shit that is gone,

it's gone for a reason. So it's like, it's nice for it to come back, I guess, but leave it, let the dead die. Like we don't- It's also besides the tostada, which I don't- If you have to. Besides the tostada, which again, it's not the dead die. Like we don't- It's also besides the- What the past done? Besides the tostada, which I don't- If you have to. Besides the tostada, which again, it's not really for me. At least that's like a very specific, unique thing.

Yeah. Right, kind of like the Mexican pizza. Sure, bring that back. The other shit, it's just tacos. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just tacos that are not as good as the tacos they have now. This is a bean burrito with a worse sauce.

Right, it's three different, it's two tacos, one with the gordita shell, and then a burrito. Yep. Remember when it sucked? Let's go back. Well, we're gonna go get, we gotta get the caramel apple empanada and eat that, review it. Gotta get it. Yeah. Go get it.

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