100% Eat - Live from the Sunset Room %% Culver's Pretzel Haus Pub Burger

Episode Date: June 25, 2024

 Our Heroes do their first live episode from Homebrew Austin at the Sunset Room where they tackle Culver's venture in the pretzel pub game. Enjoy our static camera that gets interrupted because someone (Nick? Eric? JORDAN?) forgot to clear the card but have no fear, Big Ray is here to save the day with his gorgeous footage. We talk business to Dean the lawyer, Stinky Dragon with Pasta Pete, and finally we have special guest Bret from Hawaii who YOU helped with your donations to send his class to NASA! It's a jam packed episode this week. Michael launched a new gaming channel with Fredo. Check it out here: http://Patreon.com/MikeyFredo Don't forget to grab a shirt at store.100percenteat.com we're targeting new designs in the next month so grab something from our Launch Collection before its gone. If you could fill out this anonymous survey, it would really help us out: http://survey.podtrac.com/start-survey.aspx?pubid=GOq92kfJo4gY&ver=standard Support us directly Patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

That's the sound of unaged whiskey, transforming into Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey in Lynchburg, Tennessee. Around 1860, nearest green taught Jack Daniel how to filter whiskey through charcoal for a smoother taste, one drop at a time. This is one of many sounds in Tennessee with a story to tell. To hear them in person, plan your trip at TNVacation.com. Tennessee sounds perfect. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Just in case. I mean, Chris is here. Maybe we'll get Chris on later. Is he doing a big thing? Is he gonna do this shithead gets to come out last? He's like, ooh, he's got the mask on.

There he is. There he is. He's gotta start the recording. Are you getting the data run up? Nick, get me a drink too if you're over there. Nick, action. Fuck, he didn't get me a drink. All right, and the monkey.

Replay the, replay. Replay. Replay. Okay. Oook. Okay. Awesome. Okay. Amazing. Well. Do we miss the song entirely? Yeah. Hey, uh, song again. Yeah. Do you have the song over there? Nick? Can you play it on your phone? No. You play it again? It's gone. What? Play it again. Just play it one

more time. Just go push a button. There we go. Yeah. Welcome to 100% eat the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. You probably do. I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co-host, Jordan Sweers. Jordan, how are you? I'm here and we're live.

Yeah! Welcome, everyone. It's our first live 100% Eat. Yeah, it's true. Not the other show. Yeah. But if you used to listen to Face Jam, it still counts. That shirt. If you listen to that, we make money off that too. So go ahead and listen to that. Yeah, yeah, that's fine.

That's us. We own that. I woke up this morning and my daughter was like happy Father's Day, and I was like, oh, that's cool da-da-da. I was like, I gotta go to work. And she's like you have to work on your special day. I was like, yeah, man, this bullshit. Yeah, Eric made us. Yeah, dude, what the fuck? Why didn this bullshit yeah Eric made us yeah yeah do what the fuck make us will made us nausea that's your fault half of us don't even have kids oh where's Gracie what Gracie Gracie's in New York well I mean she got time right time for what to get here going I mean she be on the next she be on the Michael Jordan podcast maybe we're doing another one we are yeah there's definitely the Michael Jordan podcast for

all the people who are here live I'm doing that the whole show that's gonna be so good that's cool everybody listening on the podcast they won't care what here's the comments get back to audio doesn't sound good I don't like live shows I actually don't like when they do this and it's I don't like when they do live shows cuz cause I can't go. We're all wearing our brand new merch. We got the new spice shirt. Yeah, well, not all of us. We have the new, I used to listen to Face Jam shirt.

We have the new 100% eat shirt. And then, It's embroidered. You gotta feel it. Jordan will let you feel them afterwards. Oh boy. He's not happy that you said that. And Nick, what's, what happened? Where's your new shirt motherfucker?

It's in the wash. It's in the wash. It's in the wash. I remember there's something happening earlier this week where I got hammered. We had a conversation or something. Because I didn't bring the shirts and then I drove all around the greater Travis County area.

You had to go to South Dallas to drop Nick's off. Yeah, to make sure that everyone had their new brand new cool shirts. And then there was going to be a whole bit where Jordan and Michael had the same. No, no, no. Where Michael. No, no, no. Where Jordan. Yes. And Nick had the same shirts and it was going to be so funny and you guys were going to love it so much and you guys were going to go home and go and go oh the bit where they had The same shirt was so good right here in the script It's like but I'm sure about shirt. They only got that one shirt. Yes. That's not really the bit

I got I got I got that shirt It's different color. Yeah, you got the old one. That's a new one They should buy if you own this shirt already buy it again. Yeah buy this new one again just just to be safe We get the money. Yeah. Which is the important part. But then Nick just decided that, oh, it's Father's Day, so I'll let my wife do the wash.

No. That's pretty. She just did it. Without telling me. Yeah, wow. I don't understand that the shirt was new. Was it dirty? Why is it in the bag?

No, it's got factory stink, dude. They stink coming out of the bag. You know what I did? I came home, you know, maybe 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 AM. I had a fun night. You know what I mean? You got to stay thin. What did I say?

Let me think what I said. I said, I said, I said, Tell me, I don't remember. I said, a bendy a week keeps you nice and sleek. That is, that's what they say. I came home, washed them all immediately. Uh-huh. And then I dried them all.

You did great. And then I realized that the white ones have some brown stains on them. Well yeah, yours do. Which I think is your fault. Yeah, that's not me. Yours are in bags. The thing that happened today is that Michael said,

I got groceries, over half of it is ice cream. I take it a lot. I got so much fucking ice cream. You are no longer lactose intolerant. You overcame it! Winning! Don't let your body be the boss of you. Just do whatever you want. You know, put whatever up your nose, in your mouth, up your butt. That's not how you eat ice cream. That's how I eat it, dude. It wouldn't come on a popsicle if it wasn't supposed to be inserted that way. What? Yes, thank you. Thank you, Nick.

And you don't want to know where the Flintstones push pops go. Dude, it popped. I pushed and it popped. Hey, what did we eat? Well, I'm sorry, though, I don't need a prostate exam for another couple years. Alright, alright, alright. You gotta check it early. Oh, boy.

You gotta check it early, man. Just in case. Jingle jangle. Alright, don't jingle jangle, please. No jingle jangle. There's the ball. God. Anyone got Cheez-Its?

Well, that's it. That's the show. No. But today we're reviewing Culver's Pretzel House Pub Burger. Thank you, Jared, in the front row. Hell yeah. A round of applause for Culver's. Jared, who runs CheapAssGamer, just applauded for Culver. Hey, dude.

Hey, hey. Free is free. That's what I'm saying. Free is free. Thank you for the random promotion here and there, I think. I appreciate it. Oh, yeah.

Also, a little shout out there, who told me they were coming today. And I went, why? That's weird. We got Pasta Pete over there. Pasta Pete is here. Whoa! That's Chris.

His name's Chris. That's exciting. Maybe we'll have him on the Michael Jordan podcast. I don't know why he's here. It's exciting. He had nothing to do. He asked me, hey, do I need to get on a list? And I went, no, it's free.

And he went, hmm. Pasta Pete likes the sound of that. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. $0? Unlimited and free. Yeah. Yeah, round of applause for free.

Pasta Pete, thumbs up, thumbs down on Culver's. Two thumbs up. Two thumbs up. Wow. Two thumbs up. He was surprised I asked. I don't know if you saw. And I don't know how many people here

have subscribed to the Patreon. If you didn't, boo. But thank you. Discord today murdered the wordle. Oh, you did? I got first answer, 0, right? Oh. Second one, I got three greens and a yellow,

which is four greens. Oh, you pretty much got it. Got it in three. Woo! Thank you. Pretty good. It's pretty impressive. What are you doing?

What are you doing? Taking a picture. No, no, no. This is for the social posts. You might be ready for hard mode. What? So hard mode is like you can't use letters that aren't right. Beautiful.

Right. I don't play that way anyway. I should do hard mode. You might as well. I never do, that's that's when I get to a point where I sit and stare at it for 45 minutes. I refuse to waste a letter Puzzle talk you'll find me in the puzzle section of our discord. I post it I missed a couple days in the discord, but don't worry. I've missed my streak. I'm at 32 That's why I asked you the other day. I was like, is your streak still intact? Dude, it was six to six the other day. It was, it was dicey. But to be fair, it was like 4 PM

and I was running on 80 minutes of sleep. Okay. Cause you made me come to work. I just want you to know you're next. I'm next for what? You will be converted. Oh no. You are outnumbered. Here's the thing about-

You are outnumbered four to one. Here's the thing, I don't care. Here's the thing about puzzles. No, I do. You do. I'm too dumb for puzzles. He admitted it. Finally, we got it. It's been five years.

How many typos have you got? Zero, zero, zero, zero, zero. Yeah, I bet we'll find one. It says Cove Pinions. What are your Cove Pinions? It smells in there. It's not a good smell. It's not a good smell. Well, it's not a subway kind of smell. And it's not like a bad bad smell, but it is a harsh food smell.

It's like a mystery of meats. Yes. It's all those buttered burgers. Yeah, it's definitely... The pretzel buns were dark. They were almost black. And then I don't... I've never been to like Minnesota or like Wisconsin oh you're missing out um I just assumed that's what it smelled like you get off the plane onto the tarmac because they don't really have yeah you know what I mean like they don't really have like an alien in the cow patch yeah a guy all hitched and he goes welcome and then it stings like a cold one. He goes, oh you landed in my farm.

Well, you're mine now. And that's what I assume it's like in the Midwest North kind of region. Midwest North, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sort of Canada adjacent territories. I think that's where those things are. I haven't really had to look at a map in like a long time. I don't think I could accurately place Pennsylvania. Like if you didn't give me like outlines, I don't think I could find it. It's over on the right.

I know that, but how far on the right? All the way on the right or mostly on the right? That's where it gets tricky because it's pretty close. But it's not on the ocean. Delaware's in the way. When you see horse and buggy uh-huh you're close oh yeah mom is yeah mmm they go nuts I'm a southwest guy I don't I'm a kitchen kettle village guy oh yeah yeah pretty good you get all kinds of jams yeah I'm gonna taste the jams but

they come in real small so you can buy lots and you're an Amish jams man oh dude I jam with the Amish all the time. Oh wow. They can't play music where they can listen to mine. Oh that's, you just roll through and you go, it's from Springer! And then you just blasted it. That's awesome. Do they take Venmo? Yeah.

No. Someone there will take Venmo from you, but. Right, yeah. Nick. It won't go to the Amish. It feels like Nick has so much to say about this specific topic, but isn't. Well, he spends a lot of time in that area. You go to Pennsylvania every now and then?

Yeah. You've been to the, uh... What? You've been to a Phillies game? Oh yeah! Okay. This is what it's like. This is what it's like when he's not wearing the mask.

It really is. We start a business. There's only, this is the whole company. It's the company, dude. We're business owners. That's only, this is the whole company. The company, dude. We're business owners. This is it. This is it. You know when they say, like, that person's vote counts just as much as yours, it's true.

I know. He has as much say in the company as the whole bunch. You need us, and now unfortunately we do need you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm in two different companies with this guy where he has the same amount of voting power as me just the same way. And it's rough.

Uh-huh. Perfect. Philly. Philly. OK, cool. Great. Pickle speed. Pickle speed.

Pickle speed. OK. Yeah. OK. Has we got something? Should we do something? Yeah, I mean. Do you have Culver's pinions?

I love it. Besides the smell smell I love Culver's I think it's so good I think the burgers are great give it up this side one guy hell yeah Chris did a little nod yeah great we got some people in the crowd doing the iffy like I don't know kind of hand motion and I'm more on them. I think when it comes to fast food burgers it is So like head and shoulders above most other places that it is It's hard to go like oh, yeah, it's like Carl's jr. It's not it. There's just it's really good I really like it and you can get cheese curds The cheese curds is really what sets Culver's apart. The cheese curds and the custard.

And I've probably said this already, because this is like our fourth time here. Yeah. But is it really? Yeah, it's like third or fourth. I feel like we've gone here a while. Isn't that crazy? Yeah.

But our first time is 100% heat, which we'll learn about in the facts section. Chris mentioned me in his story. Whoa, thanks, Chris. Thanks, man. Appreciate it. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Baby, what? We haven't gotten it yet. Hang on. Whoa, thanks Chris. Thanks man, appreciate it. Ha ha ha ha. What? We haven't gotten it yet. Hang on, there's a whisper going on. Hang on. What? This is half the company right now. Hey, company name, what's going on here? Sorry, sorry.

Our mics are too close. Uh, he's just letting me know that we haven't gotten custard yet. Why? When we go to Coldless. Why are you wearing a badge, can I ask? Ha ha ha ha. I'll be honest, I don't even understand. It's free.

I don't even know why there's badges. It's something nice that Will and his team put together. They look cool. It's very cool. They look cool. They're very nice. I like how small they are. They're usually obnoxiously large.

I would rather have them all be that size than the size they typically are. I think you guys nailed it. Oh good. I don't think we're ever going to have those sizes again. Dude, it's right over there. I can see the convention center through that window. We're so close. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But you know who else is here? Big Ray. Hey, what's up, Ray? Big Ray. Thanks, Ray. So if you're familiar with Face Jam, it's dead now, but you used to listen to it. Big Ray was with us for a while, doing all kinds of camera stuff.

He was there for the road trip. From the beginning, call him Big Ray Ray because you say Ray and people go is it Ray? Oh different guy. Not Leota. Not Ray Leota. He's dead. He is? Yeah. Did you not know? That's how you found out? That's how Nick finds out. Yeah dude I heard he got wet. He keeps messaging me too. You think they're gonna make Goodfellas 2? And I'm going no I don't think so. I just want to see Tommy Versetti. When's Leota gonna sign on? Okay, well, Big Ray is here.

I think, do you still have one of our magnets from the van? Yeah, he stole it. He took one of the magnets off our van because we had the fucking van and that didn't work. And so then we had to rent a van and just put a bunch of magnets on it when we did the road trip. And's I went to like a Halloween party that he had that you said you're going to and then didn't show up to remember He didn't show up fuck this guy

He didn't show up and I was like this guy fucking snatched it and then I'm thinking like we might need that back And that's the beauty of calling this 100% heat. We have so many old products that still apply. Yeah It was a great idea. Yeah There's so many old products that still apply. It was a great idea, yes. Great idea. And we actually might need it back because we had the idea of slapping those on Gracie's car or whoever's driving for the day.

And we had so many of those. But last RTX, we just gave them out willy nilly to people who came to our old Bratt & Grakel pub. I remember we gave them out and we just kept saying, dude, the company's so healthy. It's fine. We can get this out. This is going to last forever, dude. This is going to ride forever.

We don't need these. We'll make more. We'll just make more. And this is the beauty of being owned by a corporation. Like, you just know, no matter what, we'll always be on our feet. It was crazy. Just print more money.

Just print more money. Yeah. Print more money. Print more money. We were handing them out and going, guys, and don't worry. The Boysenberry Festival is coming up, and we can't wait to be there.

It is great. It really fantastic. The sky's the limit. Hang on, I think I see a t-shirt podcast guy. Is that Alfredo Diaz from Wed Web back there? Where? He's trying to hide, but he can't. Whoa!

We see everything. I gave him 20 bucks to show up. Oh, wow, that's cool. Yeah. You gonna make that money back in like a briefcase or what? Yeah, I'm gonna make it, literally. I may have bought a briefcase and a bunch of fake money because it looks cool.

If you open it up, you go, check this out. And then you say, why does it say copy money? Don't look at that. Don't look too close. He sent us pictures this morning of a briefcase closed. This was after the ice cream. It was six pictures of ice cream filling his freezer. And then a picture of a briefcase closed,

and then a briefcase open, filled with fake money. But it looks good. And then I said, you got to spend money to make money, dude. Right, you spent money on money. And now you have money. I bought seven more stacks of fake money. Yeah.

It wasn't full. It wasn't full enough. And then I think you convinced Gracie that that's what you have to do. And she's like, you got to let me in on this. How do we get more money? She was like, drop that link. She did say that.

I didn't, because I thought she might actually believe it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If anyone wanted to spend her money. New York's expensive, dude. So expensive. And she had to, all of a sudden her trip, oh my trip's extended. I can't, oh, Wednesday, are you guys,

oh, I'm sorry, I can't make it. Yeah, I know. Dude, same thing with Lindsay. I was like, hey, you coming? She's like, yeah, for sure. When is it? Sunday? And she's like, oh shoot, I just scheduled the convention. Oh.

Oh. Dude, she's in Rhode Island. Really? Had the best looking fucking pizza I've ever seen in my life. Oh. Does Rhode Island have a style of pizza or? East coast style.

Just east coast style. Good? Good style? I like good style. It's close enough. I'll have some good style pizza. The only thing that we've traveled for has been pizza. When we went to Chicago and we got that Chicago style pizza

and it was like, I want an East Coast slice. What if we did an East Coast thing? Okay. What if we went to Rhode Island? Are you gonna elaborate on that? No, I'm just, I'm kind of spitballing here. He's coming up with ideas right now. Yeah, this is a business meeting now,

in the middle of this. This is all my co-owners. I think we should get some Amish pizza. Look at this fucking pizza. Whoa, what in the world? Dude, you can't see, it's not for you the cheese is like it's it's gooey as pizza. All right first row can see the first row Yeah, you can't see it get your fucking eyes checked. Yeah again. Yeah, Gracie Jared from cheap ass gamer gave her a round of applause For I health oh man

This is a great like convention not convention so far because there is one cat that is hanging out off to the side. I also don't have to work all weekend. It's a great and Noctus the cat hanging out it's a Lykoid cat like Chupy. Yeah Chupy styles. Yeah Chupy style cat so we maybe we have to get Chupy on and then feed him French fries. OK. We're having a business meeting. How does that benefit us in any way, feeding the cat french fries?

This is not how Eric usually pitches ideas. He doesn't just go, maybe we should, I don't know, start a business. Like, that's not how it happens. What do you mean? That's kind of how it happened to me. Yeah, that's true. You walked in and we went, hey, I think we're going to continue this thing.

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licensed TD Insurance advisor to learn more. But we should learn about Culver's because these people don't know shit. I don't know shit. All right. Oh, it's great! Culver's Facts. Our last Culver's episode as Face Jam, not this show, was August 15th, 2023 where we ate the Pepper Grinder Pub Burger. Another pub burger. It received an average rating of 41.5. Not great. But not a pretzel pub burger. No. Correct. rating of 41.5. Not great, but not a pretzel pub burger. No, correct That's you which is important to know that important decision burger. That was like its main taste. They went that's right It's a hamburger and we put so much fucking pepper on it

It's the pepper burger and we're like, oh, it was got like other stuff. Yeah pepper. Oh, yeah, the bacon's got pepper Yeah, we pepper the bacon. Check out this cheese pepper cheese oh okay cool did you do anything to the bun? Pepper okay and we ate it and went don't know about this one gang uh and in 41 I think was pretty accurate and I don't know if they brought it back. It's always accurate no matter what we say it's accurate. It's true. Did you ever watch Pepper Ann? Is that the is she cool is she lame? Yeah yeah yeah yeah. Oh he's skating everywhere yeah I don't watch it hang on he just had he just unlocked a memory no he remembers

huh he was watching it last week he puts it on now he was watching pepper and waiting for his wife to watch his shirt yeah is it ready no he wants to spend his father's day it's Nick with his feet up watching Pepper Ann go, do the wash! And his wife has to slaving over a washing machine. Oh, no. And poor little Archie playing in the corner. Aw. Look at his cars.

Right. He was like, I want to watch Pepper Ann. And Nick says, no. This is for Groot. He's just like, can I have new toys? You play with the monkey toys and you'll like it. Play with these vinyl figures. There's no articulation. I said play with them.

Did you get him a little mask yet? Not yet. Are you going to? Yeah. Okay. Oh, it's like a Halloween thing. I'll get it. I'll find it.

Oh, that's fun. All right, I can see the other one. Hey, there are more than 800 restaurants in 25 states and restaurants seat 98 to 118 guests. Fact taken from Culver's fact sheet. This one might be kind might be kind of a slog guys sorry they haven't had a lot of lawsuits lately they should though yeah I think people should not any kids working there hey hey wait till we get a little deeper that's always that's the new hotness right now with fast food companies they love kids people don't

want to work kids kids do though. Well kids don't, but they can't say no to their mom and dad. Pay them with Pokemon cards. We went a hundred years in the past. Fourteen year olds could work jobs. And now movie studios own theaters. That's absolutely what it is. We're doing some 1920 shit right now.

That's so cool. It's the Roaring 20s. Dude, you know what comes after that? Only up and up. I think we keep everything's great I think there's a war what and then it's great some more nothing but make madam webs that's okay wait that's what it's gonna be madam web to playing on every screen what are you talking about craving the hunter baby oh man are you talking about? Craving the hunter, baby. Oh, man. Are you guys excited about Craving the Hunter? In association with Marvel. Kick those guys out.

Be gone. Two guys in the middle. We got them. They're from Sony. Get them. Next fact. All right, Jordan. Do you meant like this? I don't know what no it was no it did camera stopped is that you said did the camera stop a lot of nods a lot of nuts from people behind the camera Nick oh yeah How much fucking footage are we going to lose here? Ray you've been upgraded from B-

Oh Ray! Ray you've been upgraded! You've been upgraded from B-cam to A-cam. Thank god. Ray is here because we gave him sunglasses. Two pairs! He wanted to bear the face jam sunglasses that he lost and he said to me well sorry sorry he stole them from Nick and then someone stole them from his car but then found

the frames they just took out the lenses and left the discarded frame so now he has two pairs of our sunglasses that were never making again so first he said hey I'll buy you lunch you can give me sunglasses and I was like yeah whatever man and then it ended up being hey I'll film your show if you give me your sunglasses. And this really worked out for Nick's blunder. Yeah. Who took it home, Eric? Can we buy a fucking camera?

He was whispering to me, he was like, he took it home. And he uploaded all the footage, but he didn't clear the memory card. Did we? Did the episode come out yet where the camera stopped 10 minutes in? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Cool. And then the episode where it stopped 15 minutes in came out and then it switched to next phone. But now we've upgraded to RayCam. For today. Woo! Okay. You can be hard, right?

Next fact! Cool man, great. Culver says a frozen custard mascot named Scoopy. Scoopy? Who attends events and quote, put Scoopy tokens in kids meals never mind We don't know what the we don't know what the fuck that means But if your kid got a token or anything else from Scoopy you should call the police or dateline NBC right now

Have a seat right over there Scoopy That's not dateline what is it that's to catch a predator dude is that not a date a date? It's NBC. Dateline's a specific show, dude. Get your shit together. Nick killed me for that. Yeah. Dateline, you talk about Keith Morrison. Yeah. You know what I mean?

You talk about Andrea Canning. They really get to the bit. I think what happened is that I associate you so much with- Lester Holt. The list goes on. Yeah. I associate you so much with Dateline NBC because you don't listen to music. I think you listen to music now. Sometimes, on. Yeah I associate you so much with Dateline NBC because you don't

listen to music. I think you listen to music now. Sometimes yeah. Yeah but mostly you listen to Dateline NBC. I gotta know how to catch people and how to not get caught. Are you learning? I'm learning a lot. You never know what. Have I been caught yet? Is there something to catch you? I don't know. How many tokens you got right now? Dude I'm making the tokens also. I feel like the token says hey want to work for us One free job what? Our Culver's that's reddit a weirdly active subreddit composed mostly of people who work at Culver's has a video of scoopie Hitting the gritty and a thread from a 14 year old saying quote. I just got a job interview at Culver's

What can I expect the top response is another 14 year old saying wear nice clothes, but not like a tux We think he should wear tux. Honestly. He should also stay away from fucking scoopy, dude So we know there are at least two 14 year olds employed at Culver's So we know there are at least two 14 year olds employed at Culver's Yeah 14 year olds are like coyotes if you see one of them There's like ten more waiting in the wings just to get you make fun of your shoes your socks are too low They're coming after you too low. Oh, do you not know about low socks? Yeah, socks are too high Too low now. You got a reverse. We're doing, we're so like, this is something.

What you got going on? Yeah, I'm with you. Dude, I got, I got, I got a little bit taller. No, no, no, no, these are a little bit taller because they were high tops now. It's too low. Did you know I have six pairs of these shoes in different colors?

Of course you know that. What? Well, I got, I got accessorized. You have six? Yeah, yeah. He's got the red ones. He's got the blue ones. I got red, blue, green, black.

I haven't seen those ones yet. Maybe it's fine. I just got the black. Oh, OK. They're still in the bag. I would have worn them today, but I got to tie the red one. He's got the blue one. Blue, green, black. I haven't seen those ones yet. I just got the black. There's still in the bag. I would have worn them today, but I got to tie the laces. And I went, I ain't doing that. It says the whole reason you wear these shoes is to not. Yeah, what's it say?

Read it. It says, remove phrases slash wording from soul and replace with, and then it stops because there's a zipper. What's this side say? They say stuff on different sides. Nice, just be fashion nice. That say stuff on different sides. Nice. Just be fashion. Nice.

That's what I'm saying. Nice. Thank you. Just be fashion. Nice. Nice. Anyway, low socks are out apparently. Well, okay. It's fuck them. The war for low socks is being fought on TikTok as we speak.

Yeah, but I don't think- Between the generations. Who's team high socks? Jared, that's what the generations who's who's team high socks Jared Couple team high socks. So that's who's team low socks a lot of law. Okay, there's some pushback a lot of no socks Yeah, fine. That was about 20% of the audience. I Threw something you don't like the boat Had ankle. I had ankle socks and then I would roll them down into my shoe to have no-show socks.

So this is maybe just smaller socks than that, right? Well, yeah, now they do. Yeah, but like, this is riveting. I remember fucking 2005, wearing the laceless slip-on vans, and some dicky shorts, and some black socks that you roll all the way up halfway across your shin. And that was cool. To some people. Yeah. And that was in Southern California? Yeah. Almost exclusively.

Yeah, pretty much only that. You know, being Father's Day, I was thinking this morning, I was getting dressed. I really need some real, real tall black socks and maybe like the like suspenders. Oh, the ones that hold, yeah, the little things that hold them up. Yeah. That's all I wear. A suspender for your socks? So was that before Elastic existed?

What? Is that why they had them like that? No. Why else would you need suspenders for your socks? I don't know. You just see it when dads are pissed off. Because they're half dressed. Yeah, in cartoons.

We've got to bring back tighty-whities, too. Oh. But for some people, if there are anything like these shirts they're half dressed yeah in cartoons we gotta bring back tighty whiteys too oh but for some people if there anything like these shirts are gaming they're gonna be brown that might not be from the that yeah yeah where you where you did a little try before you ship you say no if you order clothes from the store Eric may have worn it first no no no yours were in bags yeah yes you put them in bags Yeah, you opened it and then put it in a bag bag works that way you can go in and out of the bag as you please And then I threw them at your door you did and you caught on a ring camera. I did. You're the guy Wow I'm the guy. He's the guy

Let's keep learning last fact found an eight this is Eric I guess yeah found an angel fire website from 2003 called King internet That wrote about Culver saying quote shakes malts and concretes thick and creamy creme creme thick and creme dot dot dot try one today You know what else is thick and creamy think about it. Yes. That's right. You got it that stuff gross Maybe humor hasn't evolved that far in 20 years. Anyway, six of you, that's I guess the assumed audience, can check out angelfire.com slash droid slash king internet before you crash the server. I told you, thin on the facts, but really excited to find an angel fire website from 2003. A guy who read Maddox and went, well fuck, I can do that, and then tried.

There is such a specific style of humor that was around in the early 2000s, and it was all stuff like that. I think we had a fact from another guy who was like, oh, it was a you review. He was like trying to write a funny snippet about the Jack in the Box or something, and it was just like it read like an early 2000s like interview or review website King King Internet and it's all this stuff

the guy that said holy mackerel Batman and dr. Kevorkia yeah it was your reviews really been a boon for us but King Internet had a section on his website called classy sites and one of them was penny arcade and another one was like White Ninja comics and I was really expecting red versus blue But I think it was really skating under the... Did he mention a hundred percent heat? In 2003 I think he just missed us. Is it still up though? It is we should we got to contact King Internet. Okay. Okay. Nick is really into it It might be Nick Nick did you have an Angel Fire website? No.

He was a GeoCities guy. Yeah. Nick had a dead journal. Oh. That makes sense. Couldn't get in on with a live journal. But those are the facts. Do you guys feel like you learned so much about Culver's?

No. What? I learned about Scoopy. What does Scoopy look like? OK, yeah, I did learn about Scoopy. What does Scoopy look like? Can we remove Scoopy from my mind? Scoop him out

He's a big ice cream cone man How the fuck, how does Scoopy even make sense? Everyone's googling Scoopy It's probably a swirl, right? How the fuck is that a scoop? These people are looking up Scoopy Where they're going to get Angel, there he is

There's Scoopy He didn's exciting. There he is. Yeah. He didn't even look that up. That's his phone background. Big Scoopy fan. That's cool. Now somebody in the audience show me angelfire.com slash droid slash king internet.

They're looking it up. They're looking it up. Half of them are looking up. Half of them are bored and already on their phones. They're just like, holy shit. I'm going to be here till when? Fuck, this was free. Can I get a refund?

Maybe I should go see Craigslist. Whoa, that's... Oh no! I guess it only had the one hit from me earlier and it went down. That's the best error though. I should have refreshed 100 times. You are elder website, it didn't work. Dude, redirects are complicated if you don't know what the fuck you're doing.

And I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. Start a business! Oh man. Did I cheer you on from afar? You did. You said that it's the only time you haven't muted a Slack because you're like, well, I guess this is important. It's 25% of the company right there. It slowed down, thank God.

Well, yeah, everything works so far. Well, and then we started fulfilling merch orders, and it sped back up. I'm also glad every time that you were like, hey, I forgot to click this button. So every time a thing happens, like a sign up or a like, or you're going to get an email. And I was like, man, good thing I haven't created an email yet.

Yeah, when you have to do a lot of debit transactions, when you get to, when your company gets to do a lot of debit transactions in a day, the bank gets so mad at you and you don't even know that you did anything wrong. But boy are they fucking pissed. They're furious. And then you call them, and then you go,

I'm Eric. I'm sorry. Uh-huh, you go, I'm Eric, and you go, cool, can you verify the company? And he goes, yes, striking distance LLC. And he goes, pfft, okay. And you go, cool, that's a cool name. Yeah, you might get struck.

Yeah. I thought it was neat. I think he was jealous. Yeah, because he was at the bank. He was asking if he wishes he could work at a striking distance the way to the investors So anyway, we figured out how to sell merch. It just took a while. So is that what's the URL for that? No, boy. I hope it's stored out 100% eat calm. It sure is. That's great Well, that's because Jordan set it up. What's the one that works all that?

Oh that one's the one that works all the time? Well, that one's the one that works all the time. 100% eat.myshopify.com. My Shopify? OK, yes. We've already been over this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the name of the website. I don't think that's right.

No, mine. No, mine. My Shopify. No, I think it's our Shopify. It's not our Shopify. It is our Shopify. Who keeps messaging me? Is it Chris posting more stories?

No, dude. Happy Father's Day. Strike him if it was. He's having fun. Chris is our Shopify. He keeps messaging me. Is it Chris posting more stories? No, dude. Happy Father's Day. Strike him if it was. He's having fun. He's feeding you jokes. He's way out of distance. Chris started Stinky Dragon. That's good.

Way to go, man. Yeah. Woo! If you're thinking about which one should I subscribe to, 100% eat. But if you have extra money and you want to subscribe as a free member to Stinky Dragon, you can do stinky dragon you can do that. That's a really nice thing you did. Wow you're so kind. Way to support your already subscribed to and you can't

subscribe to too many you could cancel that one and then subscribe to this one. Yeah yeah take that money put it here and then what's the other one red web or whatever? You guys doing that? Yeah yeah and then also though but maybe keep a couple bucks in the can for like, maybe there might be like at some point in like a week or something like, I don't know, patreon.com slash Mikey Fredo. What? I'm just saying it could be a thing.

Maybe. It could be a thing. That's it though. I'm only in two. Me too. So is he. Fredo, I said it. We got to get it going, dude.

This doesn't come out. Yeah. We got the EIN, right? We got the EIN it going, dude. Well, this doesn't come out. This comes out. Yeah. We got the EIN, right? We got the EIN. Oh, good. Good, good, good. To set up a bank account, it takes longer than you think.

When you have a company already under your belt, you don't have to worry about starting the second one. Dude, I'm going to go back to Kamal. I'm going to go to the same guy. Oh, 100. I'm back. That's the guy at the bank. Yeah, we set it up online.

I made an appointment for Regulation Podcast. I made an appointment with Kamal to set up the bank. But then we did it online. So, because we didn't know it's more people, whatever. So we didn't have to go back, but I wanted to see. Also, you should just drop by. I'm sure he'd love to see you. That's a worst group to bring to the bank for sure.

Yeah. Oh yeah. Even with his lollipop shenanigans. Well, Gavin kept asking, do I need to be there? And I just kept going, no, it's fine. You're good. Why the fuck did I have to go if he didn't have to be there? Because we own the amount that you own in a company

predicates what people have to be there in person to sign physical paperwork. What are you clapping for? One clap, one clap. That's our lawyer for, that's legitimately our lawyer dean for Regulation Podcast. Oh, that's cool. Ha ha ha.

He's just, he's happy you remembered. Why don't we? We're listening. Well, he's our lawyer. Oh, he will be when something fucks up later this year and I email him in a panic and I'm like, I'm sorry I said no, I'm sorry I said no. Okay, that's cool. We'll get, Dean, we'll work with you later.

Don't worry. Come August, we need help. But guys, Culver's for it? I don't know, I guess. What? Why am I asking now, dude? You know, I'm with Nick now. I've eaten it. We haven't gone to get the custard.

So I'd be more excited if we'd gotten the custard. I'll be honest, Jordan usually stays outside this room. But he's a real ice cream freak. Yeah, what's with that? You always won. What are you, Chris? Yeah, dude. Oh, no.

How dare you? First of all, I dare you. He licked his lips when you said that. Well, he started thinking about ice cream. He was like that cat over here. Hey, do we sell ice cream? They sell ice cream at the barn? Why the fuck not?

Get an ice cream cone at the Sunset Room? Yeah, dude, it's a hot day. Wait, can we? There's no ice cream here! Somewhere around here. Surely somewhere there's ice cream. I'm sure there's ice cream somewhere, okay? Chris, my god. We go to Nickel City, they got some frozen drinks, they're pretty good.

And usually, sometimes you'll see Chupy there and sometimes you'll see a cloned cat. The cloned cat, yeah. Have you guys seen the cloned cat? No? There's a cat that's cloned and it lives in Austin and it goes around in a stroller that says this cat's a clone. That's awesome! It's like, oh, this is-

I wanna do that. This is like worst Jurassic Park. I wanna- We should make a shirt that Nick wears and says he's a clone. Yeah, it's just a shirt that says- That's awesome. It's like, oh, this is... I want to do that. This is like worst Jurassic Park. I want to... We should make a shirt that Nick wears and say, he's a clone. Yeah, we should just say a shirt that says, I'm a clone. That's cool. That's good. Write that down.

Write that down. Write it down. I'll remember. Uh... There's no way I'll forget. Do you think we should spit silly? No, well, I think we should... I think we should learn about the food.

We ate something so specific. It's not the ice cream though. Okay. Yeah Culver's pretzel house pub burger Pretzel and cheese go together famously on our pretzel haas Pub burger beneath our soft pretzel bun. You'll find two kinds of real Wisconsin cheddar Layered with fresh never frozen beef and crispy bacon topped off with tangy pickled onions and our signature bistro sauce. But it's only here for a limited time. That wasn't a very exciting press material.

No, and it was so wet. Why was the burger so wet? Well, it was greasy as shit. Yeah, that's my problem with most of Culver's burgers is that because they're butter burgers, all of that oil and grease, it starts building up as you eat it. And I think how you guys don't like being sticky, I might not enjoy being greasy. Is that right?

In the similar way, yeah. It kind of like, I don't know, it feels like what I'm eating is just like making me sick. Like I feel it clogging my- That's most of the food we eat. I feel like it's clogging my arteries in real time. It's the whole show, we do it twice as much now. We thought about calling it 100% sick.

Yeah. But we ended up 100% tummy ache. Yeah. I love it every time you take a bite and it's the greasiest, sloppiest thing you've eaten and you go with the bacon, it's pretty fucking good. But it's gotta be- The bacon was good.

It's gotta be fresh, hot grease. Yes, yeah. Not congealed old bacon grease. If that congeals. You just pour right down the sink, it's fine. No, don't put it down the sink. That's where it goes. That's where it goes.

You let the grease congeal, you pour it in the sink, or you throw it in your neighbor's bushes. That's true. Now that's a good idea. Yeah, that's good. They don't know, dude. I told that story about throwing bird seed on my neighbor's lawn, right? No

not to us When I was in college, we had a neighbor that we didn't like I mean mostly we were fine with her and she fucking hated us because it was me and a bunch of weird vegan punks and like a shitty house in Anaheim and She would be mad if you parked in front of her house on the public street and make you move her car. That's her spot. That's exactly what she would say. She didn't drive. That's her spot.

Yeah, but that's, she likes the space. That's what she would say. House with a view. She would peek over our back porch all the time. Peek a peek? Peek a peek. Peek a peek over our back porch all the time. And-

Yeah, that's what Tim Allen's neighbor did in Home Improvement. Yeah, that's- And everyone loved him. That wasn improvement. Yeah, that's everyone loved that wasn't like that She would call she would call the landlord who was like a 90 year old Dutch woman We'll call the landlord if like we didn't bring the trash out It was just like a lot of problems if you didn't bring the trash out or bring it in Take the trash out to the curb and then also if we didn't bring it in anything just involving hey, they're hoarding trash in there Mm-hmm. So eventually my neighbor or my roommate got really really mad at my neighbor.

This is the guy who I have I have the same tattoo as him on my ankle, the pizza vacation tattoo. He bought a five pound bag of birdseed and then at like two in the morning spread it all over her lawn. And so the next day there were a million birds on her lawn and she called the land they're like she put they put birdseed on my lawn and the landlord called me her daughter this 90 year old Dutch woman's daughter who was 55 whatever was the landlord yeah no no no very clear that that was she was not the landlord okay and she went hey so the neighbor said that you guys put birdseed on her lawn and I went we put birdse on her lawn that's crazy and she went yeah she said that you put bird seed on her lawn bird seed on her lawn?

I've never even seen a bird before. And we I just kept yeah she she said that there's a lot of birds on her lawn. She's 90? Yeah and that there's you guys put bird seed and I went bird seed on her lawn? Doesn't sound like something I would do. And she went yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna call her back? Doesn't sound like something I would do. And she went, yeah, I'm going to call her back. That doesn't sound right. And I went, all right, well, I'll talk to you later.

Never heard anything else about it. No more guff from that neighbor ever again. I like the tactic of just repeating it back to the point where it sounds ridiculous. It sounds insane. Yeah, yeah. This was Bird seed. Her daughter or the landlord's daughter?

The landlord's daughter. Right. I think she went over there and unplugged her oxygen tank. Ha ha ha. We also had stolen cable for about six weeks, and then they came and turned it off, and it was really sad. Was it the best six weeks ever, though? Oh, it was so cool.

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We're going to review it. But before we review it, we need to know what these people think about Culver's. They wrote these reviews in a segment we call You Review. You like the general public, not the people here. I doubt anyone. Yeah, all this. That guy probably. There's one here that says pasta P. Whoa.

I assume that's Chris. No, let's start with the top one. Let's one here that says pasta pea. Whoa! I assume that's Chris. No, let's start with the top one. Let's start with Cindy H. Who wants to go first? I'll go first. Great. Cindy H. says,

We ordered the Butterburger, quote the original, and the Culver's Deluxe alongside a salted caramel shake. Little did we know we were in for a surprise. Oh shit, was it Scooby? Oh no, he just came out of nowhere, bursting through the walls, giving tokens out. I'm unsure if this is typical of Culver's

since it was only our, since it was our only time trying it, but dot dot dot, boy, were we in for a surprise. You said that already, get to the surprise. This is how you build tension. This is expert storytelling. Both burgers were abnormally greasy. Nope. The Culver's Deluxe was better

because it had more vegetables on it to dilute the oily taste, but the taste was still there. Not only were the burgers greasy, the fries were too. Dot dot. Or dash dash. We ordered the basket meals.

The fries were soggy and drenched in oil The salted caramel shake isn't what I'm used to it was very sweet and paired with the greasy Baskets we received it quickly became very unappetizing I rarely ever give a one star, but I had to this time had to the food was greasy and the shake was too sweet It was a bit traumatic All right, you know, it seemed okay. And then she brought in drama.

Every time I drive by at Culver's now, it's PTSD. Well, I think what happened is that she was in for a surprise. Yeah. Right. But boy, were we in for a surprise. Do you think their shakes are sweet? No. I don't think I've had their shakes, but their custard is good.

I didn't ask if it was good, Jordan. I can handle sweet. And as someone who eats sweet things, it's not too sweet. It depends. Salted caramel, that's not going to be too sweet. And Nick, when was the last time you had one of the shakes? I haven't. Why not? Yeah, Eric, why? I haven't. Why not? It's this next review from Nick. Whose fault is that? I haven't. Why not? Yeah, Eric, why? I haven't. Why not?

It's his next review for Meg. Whose fault is that? Yeah. Now I will say, while we were there, he pointed out that he could have gotten a shake or custard. And I said, yeah, here's the company card. Go for it. And then he did it. I had to film. He had to film.

He had to film and probably have it turn off in five minutes. We got 15 in it. How is he going to eat his concrete and film the ride along at the same time? That's how much he loves doing his job. Yeah, he passed up the concrete. Hey, how long are we recording? Zero. Oh, I forgot to hit that. Not hitting record.

We did a ride along. So we have these new road mics, and we were testing them and everything. We did a ride along. They sound great. We're super happy with the rth mics. They're fantastic. Nick's like, I'm gonna bring our regular Zoom audio

just in case. And then just didn't hit record on it. And so we got there. You can see that happen in real time on the Michael Jordan podcast. And then we went, hey, how long are we recording? And he looked and he went, zero. And then when we got the granny shake,

he couldn't remember if he hit record or not, or if it started. So I had to get out of the car and climb on Jordan's car to look into the windshield to see if it was recording. It was pretty exciting. We just had a mixture. Yep. It was. Another you review?

Yeah. Jordan, do you want to do this one too? Because I'll do the long one. OK, you do the long one. It's long as shit. We just had a mixture. And I threw some trash away. It was. Another you review? A short one? Yeah, Jordan, do you wanna do this one too? Cause I'll do the long one. Okay, you do the long one. It's long as shit. Okay, this one's from Jack M. They served us a shake at the drive up

that had the consistency of chocolate milk. I told my wife, never again. Any business serving food in less than great condition has no respect for itself. She stopped there recently and got me a shake. Nothing special or world famous. Jack in the box is much better and so are their burgers. Fuck this guy. Just because his name is Jack he thinks he can... Also, also, also, how do you immediately follow up with never again and then his wife went there and got him a shake? I think he had a much bigger problem with it. Well my wife went so that doesn't count.

I never again. I tried the shake. That's kind of like and this time it was okay. Instead of never again that's when Nick goes I will go again and then gets his wife to go get him food because he tricks her and doesn't tell her that he ate it already. When he goes home and he goes I think we should get Arby's tonight. Hey, woman, when you're done doing the laundry, I want you to go to Arby's and get me some horsie sauce, horsie sauce, horsie sauce. No. Pickles Pete, Pickles Pete. I have blue cheese in my bag.

This is the last you. He has blue cheese in his bag. He just whispered to me. This one is the length of the other two combined. Buckle up. From Marta R. So food is great, but wish I could say the same about the moron who doesn't know how to listen to a customer when they got my order wrong, dot dot dot, again, dot dot, and tried to stay, and tried to say, calm down. You know, I work

nights. You know. Order there all the time. Go into work at 6 p.m. Don't live right around the corner. So yes! I would like my order right. I ordered a single deluxe burger, no cheese, all the way. Girl, that window repeated order back correctly. So reason to think, wait, let me open my burger and see if they got it right. Dot dot.

Home, got home, and what do I get? A small piece of meat with bread! Really? Not cool. So when I tried to call back, put me on hold to check my receipt number and repeated an order I did not order, dot dot, told him I was coming back and he said we usually mail coupons, dot dot dot, no dipshit! I told him I was on my way back to pick up burger I originally ordered, dot dot. He said, well, most people don't come back, dot dot. I tried to tell him I go up there all the time, and I was

on my way. He asked me to calm down. Typical moron. I will never go back to that place again. Lost my business for good, all because of the moron who speaks one mile and hour. Couldn't understand simple language." Man, I hate when people are speaking one mile and hour. Dude, she really got that moron. No dip shit!

Hey lady, calm down. I like that she capitalized moron every time every time moron is capitalized like that's his name right not not caps just the end right the end his name is moron she only uses a single period like twice in this thing a lot of, dot, dot. Michael stopped reading the dot, dot. There are too many. Why did you write that? Which again, as we know is a calling card of the boomer. I also like the guy going, most people don't come back. Yup.

Most people. That's correct. Most people don't care this much. I am around the corner from McDonald's and I don't go back. Who calls a Culver's You fucking know I work nights you know it Holy shit is this Marta?

Dude she works night. She works nights. No dip shit. She's gonna come back. She's gonna come back She doesn't trust the mail oh man, they're always trying to scam her Give her a coin. Give her a coin. Give her a coin. It is have scoopy toss a token Scooby wanted to apologize making me use this coin and a key to the culver Not good enough. He comes out from the back hitting the gritty and then hands her a call Scooby-Doo scoopy is what are we hitting the goody right now. He takes off his mask and he's 14. What do you think is going on here? He's checking the recording to make sure it doesn't say zero. He wanted to make sure he hit record. We got in his head about it. Oh man. And everything's

fine. We have even more to get to in this episode, so we should review- No we don't. Oh, that's what you think. No, we're done. No, dip shit! Ice cream! He's a nice guy. Yeah.

He's the nice guy. Go, go, go, go! Sorry, who's it go? It's the end of time. He's trying to open his calculator. So, we should review what we ate at Culver's. Jordan, what are you thinking? Oh, we didn't give this number yet. He's trying to open his calculator. So we should review what we ate at Culver's. Jordan, what are you thinking?

Oh, we didn't give this number yet. I came up with it the other day and I forgot it. But we were reviewing it. We ate it two days ago. That's true. Yesterday? Two days ago. It feels like yesterday because you haven't slept.

No, dude, I slept eight hours last night. Did you really? That'll catch me up for another four days. That is what happens. We see Michael and we go, how are you feeling? He's like, I haven't slept in four days. And then the next time we say, hey, I slept eight hours last night. I caught up for the week.

That's not how that works. Yeah, it is, dude. I'm living on the edge. Yeah, it's scary. There's three other lives in the balance. My nine to five is dead. Do whatever I want. Oh, boy.

Thursday night, who cares? So usually we don't talk about what we think about the food while we're eating. We're just talking about the food. We're just talking about the food. We're just talking about the food. We're just talking about the food. We're just talking about the food. We're just talking about the food. Yeah, do whatever I want. Oh boy. George Day night, who cares? So usually we don't talk about what we think about the food while we're eating it. Yeah, but It did spark some conversation knowing it was gonna be days. Yeah and We mentioned that it is very tasty. It's flavorful. The bacon is like some of the best fast food

I totally bacon on a burger ever. I said the bite and I said, the rave is starting. It tastes a lot better than it looks. Yes, yes. The bun is a little weird looking and not very pretzely. It doesn't have the... It's got that pretzel X and it's got the softness. No pretzel to be found. No pretzel taste or consistency. That pretzel bun in the bag it should say I'm a clone. They're all genetically modified pretzels. So a little disappointing on the

bun front. The taste is good. It was a little... was it greasy? It was a little too greasy. It was a little too greasy. It was so wet. I wouldn't say abnormally greasy like Cindy. Um... Yeah, I'm more with Marta. But greasy enough that like... Halfway through the burger, if you squeeze it a little bit, it kind of goes... Pfft. Made that sound.

Everyone likes that sound. Oh yeah, right into a microphone too. Great. So they could hear... That's the sound if you're watching a vampire show like interview with a vampire Which is a good show when they bite people and they blood it says squelch It made that sound it's like the snicked of Wolverines claws. Oh, yeah when I bite into my Culver's burger if it doesn't snicked I'm out squelch. Yeah or thwip

I'm out. Squelch. Yeah. Or thwip. Yeah. Ooh. Thwip. So as pretzel pub burgers go, I would say the Wendy's one is better,

and still undefeated. But we, okay, go ahead. But what? We get the chicken when we do that. There's no chicken option here. But you talk about the pretzel bun, dude. Get your fucking head out of your ass. I'm thinking about the whole thing.

You're talking about Jack- Stop arguing at the rave. Listen to what he's saying, not what you're thinking. I won't. What words he? If they fuck with the lights anymore, I got some stuff in the back room. I got some stuff in the back room I could take.

I could hints them out. Think of it as a Scoopy coin. Is that what you think? You take it, you're going to love the Rae coins. These Rae coins are weird. They're edible. Flavorful though it was, it felt a little bit like an imposter of a pretzel pub burger. So I'm gonna give it a 58.

Ooh, 58. That's so much lower than I thought. Really? He was like sucking it off when we were there. I was? Yeah, he was like, oh that's good. I was sucking down those cheese curds, I tell you what. You were sucking off the bag. Let me say this too, the cheese curds, they were the star of the show.

This guy gets this one shitty little bag. We have four bags of fries that we didn't fucking want. Four combos that he fries with each combo. And then by his one large, surely you could have, I don't know, substituted the fries for the cheese curds. There was a fight over the cheese curds. I'm not gonna lie. Nick went in. They were gone and Nick went, and it was empty. He started looking under the tray

to see if there was one that fell out. Every time we go and order something, I'm afraid they're going to go, we don't have it, or the order is going to be too complicated. And they go, hey, I want four of these things. Six of these? What's happening? What's going on?

I'm afraid to change shit. You say cheese fries dude dude and it was next time when we go get the shake and we get a Scooby coin you the large cheese curd not large enough not large not at all but that's not what we're rate well I guess we are but Michael what do you think 58 from Jordan it was pretty good I think if I weren't a walking corpse I would would have eaten more. That was scary. Michael was having a scary day. No, it was a fine day. It was a fine day. It was a nice, might as well be summer day. It's not summer yet, but fuck it, feels like it. Summer started May 1st.

Did it? Yeah. Here. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Officially, it's like a week. Don't worry, it's supposed to rain all week. It was pretty good. the bacon was fucking good. I'm not a huge bacon on my burger person I like bacon on the side with breakfast And not too crispy. This was excellent bacon. Yes

The pretzel pub was not very pretzely, but it's a good burger in the place smelled like shit And the burger didn't look great, but I was pleasantly surprised. I'm a hit with a 73%. Wow. Wow. He says that no matter what we say. And then whatever the number is, he'll say, that seems fair. Who just set the score out here? 65.5. Human calculator. Whoa.

What do you think about that 65.5? It was, uh... It's... It's low for what I would have rated it. I liked it. Whoa, I like it. It's unfair. No, it's a fair score We're all our heroes. We're always right. Yeah, so check it out. That's Culver's the pretzel house, etc Etc. Um, we want a time act now. Yeah, it is it's pretty good. It was yeah if you're there. Yeah I've never had like their chicken sandwiches or anything It is. It's pretty good. It was. Yeah. If you're there. Yeah. I've never had like their chicken sandwiches or anything.

I only ever get the burgers because we're going there for it's always a burger that they have limited time. I would love to try anything else because fish. They have fish. I would not like to try to slap you upside the head right now. Come on. And Jared giving it a thumbs up makes me also hesitant to try the fish But like yeah any chicken sandwich I feel like anything else is gonna be good there because it's not gonna be slathered in butter and veal greasy because those cheese curds Are so good. Do you think they make a curd burger? Do they make a curd burger?

Sounds like a curd burger, but it's good. They do, it's limited time. Put a bunch of curds on the buns. Well, they that's what they do. They they fry a piece of cheese and then put it, okay. What the fuck didn't we get that? Fuck this thing. Yeah, I fucking tried that. So the first time they did it, it was only one day. Dude, they should put a cheese it in it. Like a big giant cheese it as well.

A big cheese it cheese curd thing? Yeah. Have you seen people messaging us and going like, you can get just the cheese it. You can get just the cheese it. They added it to the app after the episode came out. Are you serious? Yeah, I know what I'm doing tonight fucking food florencers I got it

um food fluenza that makes it sound like we have yeah yeah eat this burger you get flu fluenza um get the cheese it but that, that's Culver's. And now before we move on to business, we want to bring up a friend of the show, Brett. Brett, why don't you come on up here. Round of applause for Brett. Brett has come all the way from Hawaii. So if you guys remember when the- If you used to listen to Face Jam. If you used to listen to Face Jam. If you used to listen to Face Jam. Brett, why don't you come right around to this side here.

And then you can pull up that chair, man. You can have a seat. Why don't you hang out with us for a second. That's Michael's chair. They're all my chairs. Well, here's the thing. Brett lives in Hawaii, and when the fires were happening, we sort of raised the cause and said, hey, we want to help Brett's class out and send them. Is it Disney World? Is it a typical trip? So we do a trip to the East Coast every year. We take our eighth grade class.

We've done, previously we did Virginia, actually like New York doing mostly history, but my mom is the eighth grade homeroom teacher and so we mix a bunch of history and science. I'm also the science teacher from middle school over there. And so we mix a bunch of history and science. I'm also the science teacher from middle school over there. And so we do a mix of STEM and history because we do colonial Spanish history. But the thing is, with students, especially that age, it's so much more engaging if you get them actually hands on with a lot of the stuff.

So it was really important for us to keep this going, especially after COVID and being on Hawaii, we were one of the more strict states to get a lot of stuff going. So for us to get that going, it was kind of hard. And then after the fire, it was super, super difficult. The students had a hard time raising money and just keeping things going.

So when y'all reached out, I mean, it was like, oh my gosh, it was like a really, really good motivator for us. We're like, okay, if we get help from the community and from the podcast and all these other people that have been reaching out, we had a shot. And so we put it out there for, at the time, the Jammers to help out and raise the money that you guys needed to take the class

to the East Coast trip, which was really, really, really cool. We met you at RTX, and that was sort of like the catalyst to a lot of this stuff, and you told us, hey, I'm coming to this thing, to homebrew and everything, so we wanted to, we wanted to see you here and just say like, man, it was really cool to be able to see like the pictures you sent and everything of your class

exhausted at the tail end of this trip, a bunch of eighth graders. Thank you, Dave. They look like shit, trust me, they had a really good time. They had a really good time. To be fair, I mean, that's also just a typical eighth grader, you know?

Yeah, exactly. Everybody remembers being that age and kinda be like. Thank you. I mean, that's kinda normal, so. But you said that you were grabbing stuff. What is it that you have here? So, does anybody have a knife? That was fly.

Nick, you have your gun, right? We can shoot this thing open. We'll lean back, it's fine. Finger guess. So many knives. We'll lean back, it's fine. Finger guess. So many knives. That was a sword. Yeah. It was a little sword.

Okay, good. Fingers intact, that's good. Great. Brett is opening a box that is They can see. It's for the people at home. It's for the audio podcast. Yeah.

Fuck them. Fuck the audio podcast. We're here for the live audience, right? Thank you. Thank you, that's what I was expecting. Thank you. Yeah. What's that?

Ooh, what is this? It's something. Oh, man. So this is from our class we did at NASA. We took a photo of all of our students and they signed this for you guys. And so we want to present this to you guys wherever the new office lands you guys.

Thank you. We're gonna put that in Eric's house, the new office. Dude, Mahalo 100% eats. It's gonna look great next to the AAPW posters. Yeah. Wow, this is so cool. That's awesome. So you know, like, it's been, you know, for us,

it was a, you know, we wanted to show our gratitude in Hawaii. You know, I've brought it to actually you guys before, but Hawaii has a thing called Omiyage, which actually comes from the Japanese culture of, you know, whenever you travel someplace, you always want to take a little bit of where you come from to where you go to, and wherever you go to back to where you come from. So I also brought along a whole bunch of snacks. Oh my god! I think Nick has them. Wow, Nick clocked them immediately.

That's why I steal something from every restaurant I go to. I steal a four. I just want to bring a little bit of my culture. What is Watch out. I have this is who's that box is that boxed wine? Nick was very into it being boxed wine problems. Yeah, holy crap. Oh my god Punch oh My oh this one's award when that one's just vodka. Okay, now we're talking. Okay, So that vodka is actually from the same guys who do this. This is the Maui Gold Pineapple. Oh wow! Watch out.

These are considered like the Cadillac of pineapples. There's three in here for you guys to cut up. Oh my god! Oh shit yeah! Wow! I love pineapples. So if later on, if I can borrow the big knife, I can cut them up for you guys. Oh dude, hell yeah!

Oh my god, yeah. Look at this! Nick, when your wife's done doing laundry, could she come make us drinks, do you think? I think it's time we get this party started. Yeah! Jingle, jingle. Jingle, jingle. Where are those keys?

Where are the keys? Where are the keys? But yeah, so that's considered the Cadillac of pineapples. It's one of the best things you can get in the world. Those same guys make the Pal Vodka, which is actually made from pineapple grain, and then also the Kahloa rum, which is like the... This is the stuff we should be eating on the show.

Dude, I'm glad I took a car here. I'm gonna need one home. Wow. Yeah, so wanted to bring that, and then I also got a whole bunch of other snacks. Holy shit, thank you. A mix of stuff, so. Oh my god, it's a bag of snacks.

Last year, I know some of the stuff you guys were cool on and some of the stuff was like revolting, which is also great though, because I like torture you guys. Thank you so much. That's what we're here for. Tuna jerky. So it's something different, and then also I've also got a lot of different Li-Hing,

which Li-Hing in Hawaii, if anyone knows like Hawaii snacks, it's a dried rum, or not dried rum, a dried plum powder. Oh. And it's mixed with like a salt and citric acid. And you put that on like dried fruits, fresh fruits, snack. You can do it on almost everything. So it makes a very, very bitter, sweet, salty. Like if you like tahini, you'd probably like li hing.

Yeah, that sounds awesome. It's very similar. Oh, your water. Dude, thank you so much, man. Bringing you a little bit of Hawaii. Thank you. Oh, wow. Some of the stuff you might not like, but that's okay.

That's part of it too. Yeah, understand me. No, I'm used to it. Okay. Brent, thank you. This is shredded, Japanese style shredded squid. This is a good one The oohs and ahs that were coming out of him

I can tell you right now this smell not might not be the best for the squid Not everybody's into smell which is fine. Some people are super new it. Yeah the monkey Damn, uh, it's an aphrodisiac. Dude. Right. Brett, thank you so much for coming. Thank you for bringing this. Thank you to your class for that. The signed picture, man. That means so much.

We thank you guys. Like I said, you know, I mean, it's amazing. It wasn't just us. It was this community. Yeah, in fact, it was not us at all. Right. All we did was tell people about it. So really, thank you guys.

Yeah, really, this is great. We're getting ready to start already fundraising for our next class because we're doing it again, of course in March of next year as well and we're gonna we're gonna be doing in perpetuity Believe that the fountain this next class we're meeting Florida the year after we're doing California actually maybe starting in San Diego We're gonna be doing that. We're gonna be doing a tour of a lot of the the old mission Yeah, they were doing four or five missions plus some other science ones as well. So we're doing California history,

wrapping that into there. So yeah, we're Catholic schools, so we gotta do some of the religious history too. But yeah, so I mean, you being from San Diego and all that, you got a lot of that early Spanish history that went through California, went through there. So there's a lot of really cool stuff to learn. So we're always trying to at least keep the kids involved.

We want them to actually enjoy it and kind of be involved with some of that hands-on. Because like I said, it's hard to replicate a book in a classroom. So actually getting kids someplace. Or you've taken them to the museum. It's someplace that they can engage with that, being actually there.

Yeah. Well, thank you, Bro... No, thank you. By the way, he was opening the squid and I heard someone go, oh no. Nick really wanted it. I agree with what Brett's saying. It's why we need to go to the Boysenberry Festival. We'll go! We can't just read about it, Eric. Take us there. Yeah, stop talking about it. We'll get hands on with Snoopy! Snoopy and Scoopy. Brett, thank you so much. We really appreciate it, man. Thank you so much for coming.

Thank you, man. This is really, really great. We really appreciate it. Awesome. Thank you, Brett. Thank you, guys. Thank you, community. Absolutely.

Thank you. Oh, yeah, we'll definitely hit that. Thank you. Dude, this is crazy. So here's the thing. Brett came, and that's awesome. I'm sorry you're a squid. Yeah, we'll take it. Just leave all this dude. This is crazy. So here's the thing Brett came and that's awesome He will this is not I'm just I'm just saying what he said but just like normal in our business section Jordan do we have a 100% fan shout out here? Oh, yeah. Hold on. I'm eating the squid. How is it? It's good

It's very fishy. Okay, I'm gonna avoid that. A little dry. Hey, the guy who doesn't like fish, you should try the squid. Yeah, try it. Fredo wants it, I can fucking tell. He's chomping at the bit for the squid. You little squid fiend.

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We can invest in a bigger than 32-gig card that I had in this camera. I can't believe Nick did that again, right guys? Oh, classic Nick. All right, wrap it up. I gotta go to the bathroom. What are you talking about? I have to go to the bathroom.

No, what we're going to do, Michael Jordan podcast. Can I go in between? Thank you to Will and everyone at Homebrew Austin for setting this up. This has been really fantastic. This has been really, really great. This is really cool because much like this show, much like how this business started, I like

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