100% Eat - Melting Inside the Applebee's %% Applebee's O M Cheeseburger

Episode Date: January 20, 2026

Nick is against these old people but Our Heroes make the trek to Applebee's to try their new O M Cheeseburger. It's a burger cut in half and slapped on a cheese skillet. Is it worth your time and money? Graysie is mad at us.New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.storeAlso grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The show we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. You probably do. I'm your host, I'm your host, Michael Jones. Support bar alongside my co-s, Jordan Spears, now are you? I'm a little sleepy. So sleepy.

Michael was not, he's ready. Was that you turning it on? Yeah. It was, uh, and then he went like this. Uh-huh. Class of memory. Applebee's.

I feel like Applebee's may have been trying to kill us. They suck away our life force. It's like, you know, there's like these government experiment shit where people are like, that's where they do it. We're like, there's like, there's like all got a vanisid.

We were getting sonic blasts. And not the good kind of sonic blasted. No. And not the cold kind, the hot kind. We could have. We could have stopped in song. Getting it with like a sleep EMP. All Uber is.

You want to? It was so hot in Apple. A sleep. EMP is really funny. Like, bong. Sorry, we're trying to do the show. He's screaming about door dashing Sonic. It's not too late. It's not too late.

It's not too late. It's not too late. I look. This is one to the end of this episode and see if we have Sonic glass on the two. This is my like normal Michael hasn't slept. Maybe he's playing Silk Songface. I slept so much last night. Yeah. I slept so good.

And I went to Applebee's. They took all that good sleep. Fighting it. Okay. Oh, where are you going? No, keep going. Is you here already? Yeah. It's not here. We're not getting Nick. We haven't even scratched the surface of the

Applebee's thing was a whole applebee's thing was a whole thing. But just know that everything we're going to get into, whatever. It ends, like near the end with Nick going, should we get dessert? And it's like, do you want to be here longer? Yeah, we can stop. You want to keep being here?

Right. And then he switches too. We'll stop on the way back. It was Nick going, oh, yeah, I don't want to be here. Where do you want to go? Oh, that's right. That's right. You did say we had ice cream at home.

You did. Nick gets a treat. See you guys in five. He's leaving. Don't make any weird noises that I have to edit. That's a good one too. I'm checking out. That's a good one.

Look at that. Wow, you don't usually look that good. You save the day. Caramel and everything in there. Wow. I'll cancel my order. Nick, it's the only reason why I let them not take you to Mama. Thank you.

My Mama Moose. Because I was like, I'll moose up. I'll move his ass up back at the house. So what did we eat today, Michael? We're about to eat ice cream before Nick. Applebee's OMC. That's right. So we went to the Applebee's.

Not to be confused with the cum cult. No, it's different. It's different. You were talking about that as the... I just watched it. Yeah, that's why. When you guys started to say, the OM cheeseburger.

Oh, O-O-M or Ome cheeseburger? They just used, they just said, Ome instead of like orgasm. Yeah. Why? I don't know,

because maybe they didn't want to say the word orgasm or a hundred times, but it's like, when you reach your Ome, yeah, this is how it should feel. Oh, okay. Yeah, no it is. This was...

Yeah, he definitely. is eating that ice cream. Hello. This was the same Applebee's that we went to forever ago. Years ago, yeah. When we ate the Cheetos wings.

When we went that time, no one was there. That's true. Except one guy who was working. I think we went at a weird time of day and also it was the lunch time. The COVID times.

Oh, guys, by the way, it was called One Taste. That was the name of the cult. Oh, Was it? The orgasm cult was called one taste. All right. Well, he's having one taste of ice cream.

Oh, he's having so many more than one taste. He's having, uh, we got to the Applebee's, which is, oh, am, orgasmic meditation. Yes. There you go. Did we own ourselves today? Fuck yeah. Oh, man. I'm pretty sure was the opposite.

The Applebee's that we went to is a drive. It's far. There's either one way, way, way south or way, way north. Mm-hmm. Austin has, like, no apple bees. You have to, like, get out of Austin. You have to go, like, way south of the river, way, way up north. If we've been there, they're closing it.

Yeah. Flugerville. So we're like, oh, we're like, alright, let's just, let's just go up north. Let's just go up north.

So we go to that one. We walk in. It's 50 degrees outside, really windy, but it's like 50 out, whatever. Kind of nice. We walk in,

and it was like getting punched. I almost got knocked out. Michael went, oh, whoa, we walked into this lobby. It was so fucking hot. It was like,

under a heat lamp. I guess we're just under like a vent or something. And so everyone started like walking in search. Because I passed in the cold spots. Trying to find the cold spots. There was no cold spots.

It was that hot the whole time in there. This Applebee's had so many fucking old people in it. So many old people. There were so many old people. To keep them alive, I think. One server. Yep. They were real up front about it too.

I think one other person showed up like halfway through to help. Yeah, but just the point laugh. Yep. Yeah, pretty much. Getting paid for it. So they had one server. There was like a manager, I guess, and then their server. And he came over and he sat us.

and then he gave us the menus and he's like, hey, thanks for being patient because we were waiting a while in this hot fucking lobby to sit down. And then we sit over there, we're like, oh, it's the cooler side. He's like, thanks for being patient. We only have one server today.

And we're like, oh, don't worry. Hey, man, we're not in a rush. It's all good. We were there for like two fucking hours. We were there for a while and the heat really started getting. Michael got beat up. I was like falling asleep in the booth.

Nick got up to go to the bathroom. And I laid down in the booth. And I just like, I didn't want to move, dude. Yeah, but he got up to go to the bathroom and he couldn't wait for you. you to get the fuck out of the way. I'm gonna please move. Go that way.

It was please move of like like I'm taking too long. You were already getting up. It was in motion. Yeah. It was in motion. It was in motion. Right. You want me to slap that fucking ice cream out of your hand? The thing that Michael pointed out is... Yeah, don't bite the hand that feeds you, Nick.

Yeah. I apologize. The thing that Michael pointed out to Nick is you're getting a little too comfortable talking to me like I'm Eric. It was just a warning. I know it's so much fun to talk to you the way we do. Okay. It was really, it was so fucking hot inside this restaurant the whole time. I turned the AC on the game when we got here.

We're like, I made it lower. Oh, yeah. Just so we wouldn't fall asleep. I think it was like, I think we could go lower. Yeah, I did. I did. Okay, I didn't go that low, but I can adjust it. Nick was sitting fucking mean mugging all the old people the whole time we were at that meal.

He just kept looking at him and we'd make a comment about like, oh, the kid, there's only one server or something like that. And it could be like, yeah, but everyone over there's really pissed about it. And we're like, yeah, okay. And he's like, I feel like they're not understanding. Oh, yeah. Oh, we only just got our drink order. Yeah, but everyone over there already complained about it. It's like, all right, man. It was the same joke. I agree with times. Religious. No, he wasn't joking and neither were they. No. I also did appreciate that all the young people were sat at once. Yeah, right. Right. Very interesting. I feel like to say like the young people,

I mean, under 60. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. It really, it really was. And it was like, it was like, I don't know They look at Eric I'm like We'll just go We'll put him With the rest of these guys He came with friends

He came in with his grandkids The The Applebee's Quite a few people I fell asleep for a again Jesus car Whatever Quite a few people

We can take turns Let me nod off for a look Midday I'll watch you Midday on a Wednesday Pretty hopping For one server Yeah

In Round Rock Texas Like Especially when you have So many other choices over there You could have gone eating at Mama Moos. Schlotskies. Cinnabon. There's a cinema places that were near Barren. That's true.

Yeah, they were all over there. You can watch the ride along as Nick calls all of them out. Which once again, because we didn't ask him to find the place. He knows everything. I don't even know where we are. Nick, where should we go? I'm not familiar. I didn't know that area. We know. I'm very, I know. I know. I'm just telling you. Yeah, he knew all about Mama Moose. So we said, we're not getting, we're going to fucking stay here and get a dessert. It's so fucking hot. And they could, fine, we can get one to go. We can go somewhere. And it was like, no, we don't need, we don't need to get Nick wins again.

Every day. Every day, Nick gets his way. Nick always wins. Oh, God. So we were like, oh, we'll go get a music to it. He's like, oh, we get ice cream or cookie or something. Where are we going to get that? And he went, Mama Moose. And then he got to go to the bathroom and then it was just all of us going all right well let's look up and see what the name that place actually is he's in the ballpark it was called maggie moose he guessed every other name to get there close yeah yeah he was he was all in the ballpark so i think he said i think he said mabel yeah he said metel that was a bit of a favorite no one that was a joke that was joking like the old people yeah that wasn't joke i'm not joking about those old people no they were bad

They were bad. Shame on you! No! How dare you? The OM Cheeseburger. The OM Cheeseburger that we ate here. Uh-huh. Careful.

Is we were going to do yesterday. We did like a little bit of a time swap for Michael Jordan podcast and for this. Just with some scheduling conflicts or whatever. Imagine if we did this yesterday. There's no fucking way. We, there's no way. You could have done yesterday. I just wouldn't be.

We would not have been able to the eight minutes ago. Yes. we wouldn't have been able to do the fucking episode it took so long fuck Applebee's it's a fun of than going to the goddamn mall yeah I was like we drove all over the mall when the mall

film shit the mall came back in the pastur I was I brought this up where it was like I don't know if it's a reflection on like specifically like this manager and like the people at work here like we're in this that's fine we're in the situation but like it's definitely a problem with Applebee's

dude fuck Applebee's hire a couple more people Also, like, we got through it today. Is it like that every day? Dude, it's got to be, I heard him. Well, we went to GameStop and they were closed for lunch. That was crazy. I heard him say to someone as he was like seating him.

He's like, yeah, hey, we're hiring. And it was like. Oh, is that the problem? Yikes. Man. Are you sure? Well, yeah, it's because, hey, Nick's nobody wants to work anymore. What?

That was the biggest crunch. He did that so loud. I really emphasized this point by taking a big bite. Good job. That was crazy. I guess the other thing that we should talk about before we really get into it was we ordered these pretzels, not part of the thing we're reviewing today. Michael Wanda, he's like, I got pretzels six. We got to get pretzels.

We got to tell Gracie about it. Yeah. Oh, boy. She was mad within one minute. She got the text message and within 60 seconds, where? All caps. But then. But then answered her own.

question. Yeah. She was like, is it Applebeast? She knew immediately. Do you think she did some sort of like search like images? Oh yeah, but in her own. I think she did that, but in the database being her own brain. I think she, I think she's like a mentat and she just sort of went.

Yeah. For sure. Like whatever, whatever in Dune that they used the spice for to navigate. Yeah, exactly. She was doing that at home. And then she was really mad that we got pretzels and she didn't. Here's the thing. I thought they were okay pretzels.

I don't have anything good or bad to say about them or, Whatever. Too much salt. They were very salty. They were too salty. The queso was Elfereto sauce and the hummy nustard was the hummiest nustard that's ever fucking That hummusard was fucked. It was insane.

It was a fucking zing fast. You know what? Now I was thinking about it, should have eaten more. That probably would have stayed away. Yeah. I took the first bite of it and it like sent me. It was a lot. It was a lot.

And not in a like, it tastes bad. I mean, granted, I don't think it tastes good. No. But it was just like the zing. So. So. So. Zing!

Yeah, it was like so sweet and like, zest, hangy and like, oh, it was like for those pretzels, weird. Very weird. And then the beer cheese that allegedly was Alfredo sauce. It tasted like Olive Garden Elfreyas sauce.

Yeah, it was not great. No. They're trying to get me together. Yeah. Trying to get me. But we told Gracie that you're starting a, I was starting a, I won't eat my pretzel.

Yeah. And there's a pretzel haters club. But Michael said a picture of Eric rejecting the pretzel. Uh-huh. And her response was, bitch, what the fuck? She was pissed. And then Eric sent a picture of a pretzel with like a bite taken out of it and said, I'm not even going to finish this. Yep.

And she said, this is actually messed up. You're being insane. She was genuinely upset. All of these texts came back within one minute of us sending them. If she was in the middle of something, she dropped. Yeah, she wasn't due. Yeah. She was applying faster than we were.

Yeah. And then. And then the pretzel haters. Club talks started. Pretzel Hater Club, it was me, but then Michael said he's trying to recruit other people. And then I sent a picture of me giving Michael a thumbs up. So he's in the club. And then she said, that's fine.

And like trying to. Right. It doesn't even matter. More pretzels for me. So Michael told her actually the pretzel haters club is vowing to get all the pretzels and destroy them so nobody can have them. She's upset. Her response was so good.

She responded, grow up. What the fuck? Just let us be happy. So here's the thing about Gracie right now. We're talking to her about these pretzels. But we started receiving texts at midnight the other day from Gracie. Yeah, dude. With a picture of a baby rat on the sidewalk.

And she's like, oh, my God, he's so cute. Look at this rat. Look at this. Should I keep him? And it was me and Jordan going, no. What? keep you just moved to New York and you're trying to keep a rat and what did she say but he's so soft so soft and then me and jordan so cute like a hamster with long tail he's shivering uh-huh um and we're like

leave them there you don't need to do anything leave it please we went on we went on a side tangent about like talking about the casso card and like naming naming the rat and then just like out of nowhere she goes uh he's very soft and i respond sounded soft. Like all cats, like, how do you know this? Gracie moved to New York and started touching the rats. No, she didn't. Yeah, right.

Then what she said? She was like, just kidding. Yeah, we said, don't touch the street rat. And then she sent an image of a face that's like, I didn't do it. And she said, I think she said like, I didn't, don't worry. I didn't. And you said, sure. Yeah.

No fucking way. She didn't pick that rat up. She picked the rat up. And then what did she want to name it? Franklin or... She was torn between Bruce and Franklin. And so she went Bruce Franklin? Yeah, it's Bruce Franklin.

So the rat that she found that she didn't pick up, but she knows is soft. Yeah. That she didn't keep... Just by looking. Yeah. Could tell. Bruce Franklin. Bruce Franklin.

She moved to New York, saw a rat and went, what a unique specimen? And I chimed in there too, where I was watching something on... TV. I was syncing. I was casting my phone. So I had it not do not deserve. Turned it off. It's 65 messages. I was like, I was like

at this hour and it was Jordan's responding. It was midnight. I was like, what the fuck? And then you get a random text from Gracie and she said, dude, we had to farm. It was a rat. That's when I chined in. I was like, guys, I've got 65 plus messages and you're talking about naming a baby rat. That Gracie definitely didn't touch.

That she didn't do it. Definitely doesn't have it a cage right now. At that point, at least another 50 messages went on. Oh, yeah. There was a lot more discussion about the name. And it was like, okay, good night. I'm going to sleep now. Yeah, you said that.

That's how it ended. Good night. I am going to bed. It is one in the morning. It's one in the morning for Gracie. What is she doing? She moved to New York, found a rat, and went, oh my God, I have to keep this rat. What are the odds of finding a rat just like this?

Probably one and a million. It was meant to be. It's like a 14-York. In New York, the place where they have a rat zon. Yeah, it's Gracie They have a rat task force Gracie is the rat Tsar She's she's

Yeah, okay She can control them like aunt man That's what Zordon calls her Is that? Grasor Pointing Gracie is the ratzor Oh my God But that was great

That was a Gracie update It's just been Her rat shit's crazy man I don't know We'll say that She's nuts Now I'll give another quick update

Before you move on here As you may have noticed this down here Oh yeah, audience. You know, I've told the story before about the Iris's Sigma thing. Yeah, the text messages. And I've told her many times that like I tell everyone that. Like she knows that. So again,

picked them up from school the other day. We were hanging out here. I don't remember what prompted it was they figured out. I let them know we had a printer. Oh, yeah. And they could use the printer. Big mistake. And then it just became everything that she has on her phone,

either from saving photos from like searching. or art she's created through like apps or whatever she now wants to print them. So I'm going to record, she printed that. It's too far away for me to read. If you see this, you are chosen to be the alpha sigma of the pack. Right.

And that's a picture of her that she made. Cool. Hair's not that brown or long, but she's working towards something. Listen, it is what it is. And it's like right at the bottom of it too, but she now has a artist signature. Yeah, I like that. She does the ass and then it like underlines.

I like it. I like it. But she just turned. Yeah, she just turns around and hands this to me. Oh, congratulations. No, actually, I take it back. She taped it downstairs in the kitchen, but I wanted to move it for the set. Now it's, it looks good on the set.

Right, so I was like, all right, like, she, the kid's, like, old enough now where she's done, she does funny shit, and I tell you guys. Yeah. But now she knows it. So now she's leaning into it. She's like, I told me, I said this. Yeah. But I will, because it's still pretty funny. Right.

Now I have a- This is legitimately funny. Yeah, I like this. But I have a little bit of a gripe because my understanding is that the printer was broken for a while. A printer was broken. Because the very first thing I tried to print, the paper got jammed, and I never used the printer before. And it's like, this is how you unjammed the paper. I went, this is how you unjam it.

I just grabbed all the paper and yanked it. And then a bunch of pieces came out of the printer. I went, hmm. So I just got done telling them, yeah, we can print stuff. And they're like playing downstairs. I was like, we might not be able to print stuff. So I was trying to fix it because nothing looked broken. Right.

Just like pieces popped off that looked like they could slot back in. Right. But I had no fucking idea. but I had no fucking idea which way they went and which direction they went and so it was just me fiddling for like 45 minutes. You sent a picture of the pieces removed from the printer and I thought this thing is done for it.

Right, so did I. I was on Amazon going to like, it was part fix it because we're going to need it but more fix it because my kids are going to be screaming that they want to use this print out right now. We were also joking that you're going to get fired. Yeah. Well, yeah, so I started telling her

they were downstairs and I started screaming. I'm going to get fired. I'm going to get fired over this. I'm going to get fired. And she came upstairs and she's just like, she's just like heckling me while I'm And I was like, yeah, that's fine, dude, because you know what, I'm gonna tell him you did it.

Because I'm gonna get fired, so I'm gonna say, you did it, how about that? And then she just says nothing, because she was like behind me. I'm like, did you hear me? I said, I said, I'm gonna tell him you did it. And she goes, bro, I'm already writing a note. And then, so then she wrote this note,

unprompted and handed it to me. Here's the note. Dear my dad's friends, my dad broke the printer, L-O-L-X-D. L-L-L-X-D. He's been screaming, B.C., he's been,

fixing it fixing it and it's working so far Sigma Sigma and then like a little Iris LOL Incredible So she wrote a note to blame you

Yeah and also it says Poop Hey yeah That's what it is and then it's got it looks like a Snowman made of shit Yeah Yeah it's a poopette see you can hear here she hadn't like She was still practicing She was yeah yeah but it's better

That one she made second Obviously, obviously this was written before the printer was finished. Well, now I know that she didn't break it, you broke it. But now, but hey, but I can say I do know that it works. Yeah, it's true. It does work. It does work. And Michael didn't get fired. That's right, because we printed this on it, which has the facts.

You guys, do you want to learn a little bit about Applebee's? I guess, dude, I'm fucking tired. Okay, now it's going to say Chipotle, but that's a trick. You know, he said Applebee's and I got tired. Yeah, it's going to be a trick to, but it's a trick to wake you up. OM. OM. Cheeseburger. Yeah.

Our last Chipoli episode was on January 30th, 2024 where we ate the all you can eat. Boneless wings, riblets, and shrimp. They received an average rating of 32.5. Remember the riblets not being very like meat focused? Yes. Like it wasn't real meat. Yeah.

Not meat focused. We got different wings. I think there were like five different flavors, but we only tried three of them. We just went to fuck this place. Which one did we go to? The one down south. Because we went with Gracie.

Because it had the same mural, and Gracie was pointing out what all the high school Is that where we were when we got in that car accident with her? No, that was Chuckie Cheese, which is right around there. He was leaving the second Chuckie Cheese. Yeah, that was the second Chuckie Cheese. Also, another Chuckie Cheese up I were right around that time, though. Yes, that was like within weeks of that.

We were going down there a lot. It was. You nailed that. Because that was in, that was January, I think. It was probably, if not the week before. Oh, no, it was December. It was the end of December. It was right around here.

It was right before Christmas break. Beautiful. Louded by his podcast, by this podcast, a possibility. Dallas Lovefield Airport has become the first airport to get an I-Hopplebees in the world. In the world. The restaurant is actually located on the public access side of the airport and your baggage claim

so you can take your wife here if you want to be mean to her and make her think your own vacation. Your wife is so dumb, dude. She doesn't even get us, dude. It's just us and you against the world. That's right. That's right. You gotta take your wife to the airport. And then she can eat I-Hoppel-Bees.

Are we going there? Yeah, you get whatever. Hey, babe, World's oyster. But this part of the world. Ah, here's the thing. I mean, I don't want to go right back. We'll learn a little bit more. I will say like who goes to Dallas Lovefield? That's the other airfare, right? Yeah, that's not, that's the smaller one is it. I think I've been there once. Yeah. I think that's the, I laid over in it one time like leaving Austin and going like, huh, what is this? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This isn't Dallas. Nope. I mean, you go there when it's like, I guess I'm, I'm going through there. Yeah. Yeah. It's very dependent on your destination where that comes up and

it actually makes sense to go there. Yes. Having opened in February of last year, there is an eye hopble bees in Sagween, Texas. Or I'm pronounced that wrong. With dismal. Saugeen. Right, there we go.

Sure. That's how that should be pronounced. Yeah, exactly. Sagan Texas with dismal reviews and a lack of food items from each specific chain. Why? Dime Group is still looking to open

14 more dual branded locations. So if you're looking to disappoint, look no further than a meme that became a real thing and will ultimately go the way of Niancat or those G. Remember those? Hey kid, I'm a computer.

Stop all the. Downloading. That's fun. That's how he said it. That's exactly how he said it. Way to go. See, I knew. I knew it would play.

You got to know your audience. You know what I'm saying? But the I hoppobbies is real. And you want to come to me and wait. When you do that, man, I'm the juggernaut. Yeah.

Where's Sagan? Is it like just outside of San Antonio? Okay. So that's, Yeah. So we would have to, we would have to road trip down but you know what it's going to be if we go.

Yeah. Is it that? What is it? What is it going to be if we go? It's going to be like that. He's very excited about what it is. Limited food options. Stop.

We're not. What? We can go there and miss out on all the food we don't want. Yeah. We can go to the Almo. Yeah. The river walk out of it. Go to Spurs game.

The Ripleys believe it or not. They got a Ripley's believe it or not. And then we top it all off the best day ever with I-hopplebee. In Sigeen. Yeah. Which is not San Antonio, to be clear. But it's near there. Allegedly.

How near? Do we go just to say we went and it was bad? Like, I feel like we already know what that joke is. We might have to. It might have to be an event. Yeah. Okay. We'll get a hotel.

We'll get out. That's what makes it an event. You think the, doesn't, this guy's, you gave him ice cream? Take it back. I'm awake. I was getting a hotel in San Antonio. Not San Antonio. Sigeen.

Oh, right. Sorry. It's out of the way, so I don't know what that means. I don't want to drive the extra 15, 20 minutes. It's like, does that mean? That means closer to us or further? What is the opposite way? South of San Antonio or like northwest?

Hang on, hang on, he doesn't know. I'm going to look it up. I thought it was northwest of San Antonio. You what? So it might be closer. I don't know. Well, you would still have to go down to San Antonio and then go across. It's just outside of New Bruntfault.

Oh, yeah. That's actually pretty close. So it's close. You don't even have to take 35 all the way down. We figured we'd just stay two nights? Well, we go to Schlitterbond. Did we just stay two nights? It's so fucking funny.

I was in Haiti. I went to six flags and came back to the event. I was thinking. We're making an event out of it. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Now, we got to know the big buckies. Yep.

The big buckies. All you guys finish. All right. No, no, go for it, please. In the middle of last year, Apple, Applebee's got hit with a class action lawsuit, claiming that the company was charging a junk fee on online orders. Who the fuck is online ordering Applebee's?

You can order anything and you choose this place. Sauce Monkey is going to charge you junk fees and feed you a knuckle sandwich for your damn fool-ass food choices. You can online order Franklin's barbecue. You can online order anything. Applebee should sue these people. We're mad. Applebee should, if you online order Applebee's, you should get sued by Applebee's.

Oh shit. Applebee should be like, ooh, actually, you're part of our class action where we're suing you. We're starting a class action lawsuit against them. What as the people? What at Applebee's that you guys saw or had would be like, I got to order that online? He would. Anything.

Yeah. She would get the pretzels. She would get the pretzels. She did say they looks perfect. Right. Like the bacon. That was perfect. Perfect.

How was this bacon? Shit. He had very strong opinion. Very strong bacon opinion. Salt and weak. Salt and weak Salty and weak Do you think

Did you think week was going to be the word? I'm going to that new restaurant Salt and Week This Dude Everything's got salt and it's weak I'm so tired I'm so so sweet

I might go down there To just fucking crank the heat It'll look like we all died From carbon dioxide in the middle of the episode That's the end of the episode Next ice cream is melted Yeah and we're all asleep

You see a lot of those like head bobbing. And those are just the facts. No, there's one more. No, those are the facts. That's it. No, there's one more. Wake up, wake up, Michael. You can do it. You can.

Wake up, there's one more fact. Great news. The oxygen is getting thin. Yep. In 2018, the city of Garden City sued in Applebee's for clogging the nearby sewer lines with excessive grease and fat. The lawsuit, which has since been settled,

found sewer lines backing up from Applebyes and connected with the city's main sewer lines and cost clogs down the city. system. Honestly, we think Applebee's is innocent. There's no way anything is getting down those toilets. It's got to be just like spackle coming out. When you're at the Applebee's, it's sticking to the bowl. It doesn't matter if the toilet's got the widest throat. Nothing's getting down there. Actually, there'll learn more about this in the U-Review section. Strap in and strap on, a little sauce monkey. You're going to go eight. The Applebee's, who's taking a shit at Applebee?

The Applebee's bathroom had the sign about when and how to. to wash your hands? Oh yeah. I mentioned it. I saw it. You took a picture? I didn't take a picture. I forgot early before like I fell asleep six times.

I urinated when we got on through. When? Yeah, I was walking out. I mentioned like so there's a, there's an employee like hand wash sign in the bathroom. And it instructs them when and how to wash your hands. Do you need to be told that? If you're reading that sign, your hands should be washed. Well, okay, you read the sign.

You're like, okay. I know I need to wash my hands. And I need to know when and how. Is now a time? I don't know. I should go ask. I leave the bathroom without washing my hands. Ask when.

When do I wash my hands? I don't know. They also had a really sad like printed out and cut out like sloppily like laminated review of some Google. Oh really? Oh, really? Oh, no. Clearly printed out and slap up the bathroom wall. Of what?

Just like a Yelp review thing? Like a Yelp review of what? How to wash your hands? No. And when? Well, you have a review of wind to wash your hands. Because that's what I'm thinking about doing it, is that in the bathroom? I don't think that anything about that Applebee's would warrant a review one way or the other other than it being, hey Applebee's, hire more fucking people.

And turn the goddamn heat down there. Crank the AC. Jesus Christ. You don't have to crank the AC. Just turn the fucking heat off. Christ. It's true. Stop.

It was so hot. The worst part was. I'm still tired. It was so hot. It was hot when we walked in. The way sat on the cool side. And then it would hit you in waves. Sometimes it would blast.

Oh! And it was so unwelcome. The second we're done with some fucking collapsing on that couch out there. Hey, luckily we already did the Michael Jordan podcast. I'm rolling over to it. The Michael Jordan podcast this week is an out and about one. You guys can film, you guys can film a video doing stuff to me one on my sleep. Nick.

It's going to happen immediately. Where'd your cone go? Did you eat it all? I ate it. Was it good? It's great. Thank you, Michael. He's going to reward you while you're asleep.

That's fine. Whoa. Spoon time. Spoon time. He can't, he'll never help himself. You can say nothing. Or he can say spoon time. Like a big spoon.

Salty and weak. Like I'm going to be fed something on a spoon. Spoon and spoon and time. Surprise me. What do you want? Surprise me. I'm sleeping. Can I say, I think it's really funny that the city of Garden City doing an investigation of like,

What is causing this? And they follow the trail. Just like, Applebees. Let's follow this clog all the way down to its terminus at the Applebee's. It's like a Mr. Bean sketch. Yeah. So like,

but he would be on the table and he goes, Ted gear. He would be on the toilet when they find it. It's like, who's clogging it? Mr. Bean. Stinky. He goes to flush. He takes a shit.

Mr. Bean goes to Apple Meese is pretty good. He's like looking for something in his jacket. He's got to, he goes out and comes back with a straw. This is good. This is a good sketch. Wow. I watch a lot of Mr. Bean. Mr. Bean sketch.

I watched a lot of Mr. Bean as a kid. I like Mr. Bean. Does you watch Mr. Bean's European vacation? I said when he ruins them on a Lisa? I think so. Yeah. And then he reads that kid. He redraw.

I've seen that one. I don't know if that was the one. Oh, man. The Applebee's itself, nothing to it. It's a race. That's rat race. Yeah, I know, but it's still Mr. Bean.

Like Gracie's rat? I mean, it's basically, yeah, it's Roe-Henkinson playing a very Mr. Bean-like place. Yeah, I mean, yes. He has narcolepsy. He gets sleepy in the middle of the day, too. You're doing bean stuff.

I know, I'm no. I'm doing the fucking EMP waves from Applebee. Oh, yeah, yeah. They've got it. given me Narcolepsy. Oh yeah, they got that machine now, right? That they said didn't exist. It wasn't possible.

Here, we'll get the thumbnail. Let's get the thumbnail right now. Here, let's all be asleep. Okay, okay. Well, hang on. Hold on. I'm trying it. Did you look good?

No, I didn't look good. All right, hang on. Cool. All right. Appleby's gives us Havana syndrome. We got options. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Although, you know, I don't think falling asleep is one of the. What are you talking about? Yeah, yeah, we got Havana syndrome. Yeah, yeah, we got Havana. Just randomly falling asleep. Well, listen, here's the thing about Havana syndrome. anything you want it to be. It's true.

You just keep lying about being sick. Oh, you have Havana syndrome? Oh, no. Oh, no. Well, I don't think those people were lying. I think the government was lying about them having it. Yeah. I think you're right.

Hey. It's just hard to say what it is, though. Yeah. When it's like, stuff. Stop talking about it. Stuff's happening to me. Stop talking about it. Do you want to teach us about the food?

Teach us. I have to read now. Yeah. Teach us, teacher. Teach us teacher. Then take us to Mama Moose. Let me tell you about this OM Cheeseburger. Okay. It's their newest and cheesiest menu item available now for a limited time.

An old beef burger is topped with American cheese. Apple would smoked bacon. I think it's salt and strong. And spicy honey mustard. There's spicy honey mustard on that? Yeah. Yeah, there was some... That's what?

I could taste it. There was a sweetness to it. Oh, spicy? Served in a sizzling skillet of melted queso and cheddar cheeses with a side of fries. Some more sizzling than others. Ours was very not sizzling. Me and Jordan had half of our plate not melted cheddar cheese shreds. They cut the burger in half so we were like, let's just get two.

Yeah, then they put it face down. And then half of our plate was like the thinness fucked up. I don't know how you're going to get this off of this plate spot welded on cheese. It wasn't nearly thick enough. No. To maintain like a cheese. Like it should have been like maybe a little crested around the bird. Yeah.

But then you'd think you could kind of like scoop and make something. Yeah. The pictures and stuff make it look like you could like know that shit is it's like it's melted on like cheese on the tray of the microwave. Yes. Yes. Imagine getting in.

That's exactly what it is. Hey man, dig in. I took it out of the skillet and like never like went back. No. You know what? There was nothing to go back for. It was, you literally could have taken the cheeseburger cut it at half and then like put

cheese on it and called it a day. Yeah. The cheese in the skillet was worthless. What I mean? You could you could dip some of maybe the saltiest fries I've ever eaten in my life into part of some of that cheese a little bit. Salty, salty soggy? Yeah, they were definitely soggy.

Whoa. Those were, those fries were salt and weak. Yeah, those were, dude, those were salt. That was an apt tea. Those were salty fries, but the burger was so fucking hot. I was just thinking, it was also overcooked as shit. I was just thinking about how they're definitely going to reuse the skillets. Oh, yeah.

And I'm joked as like, man, it's such a shame they got to throw these skillets out every time they use one. There's no way. There's no. Someone is going to scrub the cheese off and it's not worth their time to do it. Throw it away. It's crazy the way it was served. And it's a legit skillet.

Like cast-art skill. It was. And dude, it was bubbling. Yeah. The other one was. Yours guys was. It was singing. Ours was just hot.

Yeah. It was also the thing. And I feel like, I feel like this is like a thing. Like I talk about it so much. It seems like a weird thing. Like, oh, Michael's talking about that thing again. But like, I feel like, am I

the only crazy one? Because it's such a normal thing. and I only talk about it so much because it just happens so often and I can't understand it it's when you order a fucking cheeseburger at a restaurant they don't ask you

how you want to cook they don't give a fuck I don't understand that that's like so nor again at a level like Applebee's of course they ask you that's like they cook it you know it's not like

McDonald's you get what you get yeah you know most place you understand a fast food cheeseburger is a fucking cheeseburger and a sit down restaurant right it's cooked to order so we ordered it

he said nothing I usually go is it to order and I'm like you know I'm just not gonna bother yeah I just don't care he walked off Well done. He walked off and I went,

well, I guess there was no choice because he didn't ask or, what's crazy is, like when there's no choice so they don't ask, if I inquire and they're like, nah, it's just whatever. I'm like, wow,

I'm surprised that they do that here. But you still know. It's when they don't ask, I inquire. And then they go, oh yeah, how do you want it? Yeah.

Why the fuck didn't you ask me? That happens all the time. And I feel like that probably would have been the case today. Probably. But he walked off and I'm like, I don't know, came out. It was not even. at the table yet and somebody was like

do you like it well done? I was like this, they fucking burnt the shit out of it. Who wants this? Don't worry, the bun was also well done. Dude, the whole thing. Jordan was pointing out on the picture. He's like the bun in the picture that's supposed to look good looks fucking weird. Yeah. Yeah. It looked bad already and it's like so you know

it's going to be bad. Yeah, yeah. But it was exactly like a picture. It was a hamburger cut in half with cheese around it. They also had drinks. They did. What did they have, Jordan? They had the smoochow sips. Yeah, baby. Celebrate date night. Galentine's or a night out with friends. That was us.

I was giving Nick a kiss. With the tipsy Cupid, a spiked lemonade matchup of Smyranoff vodka, orange liqueur, strawberry, and premium lemon sour. Or cheers to an opposites attract success with the new prickly

Prickly ever after Rita, a sweetmeats tart margarita with Cuervo traditional blanco tequila, orange liquor, lime and prickly pear. Both cocktails are garnished with gummy lips to accentuate the delicious flavors. Plus, guests can take their sips, sipuation ship to the next level with a vibe drop of either

Grey Goose Vodka or Don Julio, Repasato Tequila, respectively. We did not do the vibe drop. We thought about the vibe drop. And the vibe dropped as a result. I feel like we needed the vibe drop. Yeah. I don't know why they're doing like a tongue in cheek, especially kind of like for a Valentine's Day of situationship.

Yeah. Like a situation is usually not a good thing you want to be in. No, you know what I mean? That's like there's the thing you get trapped in. It's like the quasi state. Like, like,

oh, stuck in the situation. And then you're like, Hey, you're in a situation ship. Keep that going strong. Like coming to Applebee's. Yeah, come to Applebee's. Make sure it might end.

It will never elevate if you come here. They don't want it to go any further after this with you. Yeah. Congratulations. You try to send a message? Take them to Applebee's. Yeah. take a nap.

We'll take care of the message for you. We got the, I watched the one try and suck on those little gummy lips, which would seem to be real tough. It was struggle because it was cold. Then I pulled mine out and I was giving Nick kisses with it. And there, and they took a picture. He liked it. Yeah. So then to follow the thread there, then I was giving him a kissy outside.

Yeah. But I didn't have the lips anymore. So if you see the one without the other, you're not really going to understand why. And that's okay. But you'll get it later. You know what you might not. Yeah. And you might just think, well, it didn't listen to the episode.

Yeah. That'd be weird. You'll just always be wondering. Yeah. What I'll tell you, what I'll say is. I got so sleepy and Nick was trying to convince me to do things I wasn't really sure what I was doing. That's the situation ship.

Right. Yeah, that was the situation. I'm not saying I wasn't aware of what I was doing, but I was wondering why am I doing this? Yeah. And why am I agreeing to this? I don't know, I'm just so sleeping. And he kept saying, drink your drink, drink, drink your drink.

Oh, I don't want any. You also find that was odd. I don't want the, I don't want the drink. And Nick didn't drink. And he kept saying, yeah, drink some more. That'll wake you up. Yeah, you won't get sleepy. Eat your lips?

I'll take care of. Also eat your lips. Now is he telling me to eat my lips Or is he telling me what he's gonna do to my lips Oh no, you're gonna find out When you wake up from this nap, you have no lips. Jordan also finished his drink My lips will be gone or I'll have found nix.

Jordan drank his drink the fastest. He did. You were done lickety split. Okay, it wasn't that fast. It was blink. No, it wasn't that fast at all. It was simply first. It was simply you were first

Which is shocking in its own right. That's it. When it's a sweet drink like that. It was very sweet. It's a margarita with a with a pretty hair drink. Also, trying to get to those lips. You're not there at the bottom. It's just the shame Nick Nguyen order one, too, so he got to have you drink his.

Yep. Hey, press material. There's a lot here, and it says, quote, it doesn't get any cheesier than Applebee's new O.M. Cheeseburger, said Applebee's chief marketing officer, Michelle Chin in the company's press release. Packed with flavor, and nearly, overflowing with sizzling melted cheese,

there's no burger experience like it, whether pulling, pushing, or dipping. after Nick puts you to sleep. You'll be sure to get your, it says it right there, you'll be sure to get your cheese fixed with our new, you couldn't do any of that. No, I could, I mean, I pulled the burger out. Again, I'm not saying it would have been any better,

but that again, as what they're describing is this, this, this, this, this imagination that there's like cheese everywhere. No, it's not. Yeah. No, it is it. It's fucking, like, glued to the skill. It is. You have to really pull it.

We were scraping at it with like forks of guys. She's not on the burger is not coming off the skillet. And I don't understand. You read that part. It's too thin and hot. Michael was just going, yeah.

Just shaking his head. No. It's bullshit. I'm not even saying it would have been better, but it would have been. There was no pushing or dipping. Yep. Oh, one more.

There's also one here that says, quote, it's easy to find something, or someone, to fall in love with at Applebee's. Like our Mucho Smucho Stips. So Nate Grover, executive director of Bar

in beverage at Applebee's. They got a whole other section for that, huh? Big drinks full of flavor and made with premium spirits. Our $6 muccio cocktails are our new mock or our new moktail are perfect for the ultimate nights out.

Could I had one. So toast to 2026 with your nearest and dearest at your local Applebees today. Bring your enemies. Well, you guys you guys, muchos, muchos. Me and I are. Yeah?

They definitely are, yeah. Forever. That made my skin crawl. Like a shiver went down my spine. It inexorably linked now. I can't imagine that with anyone listening with headphones. Oh, man. You're dreaming.

Oh, God. Well, it's a nightmare. We have our review of this freak-ass burger, but we need to hear from you in a segment we call You Review. Oh, gosh, I'm so tired. Hey, the clock battery is dying. Yeah, the clock battery is dying, but we are very close. And this is, I'm my battery's dying, dude.

promise these are good. Who wants to go first? I'll do it. I'm on a reading spree. Here it. Keep going. Here's Erica Jay who says, paid $44 for an entree and a plate. Food was awful. Hard to chew. Mixed up the cheeks. Picking. Cheeks.

The checks. Sorry. I thought I did think it said cheeks. No, I just want to make sure we know what Erica wrote. Mix up the checks, putting extra items not ordered on tab. And to top it off, manager on duty follows my son to the parking lot. because according to him

my son clogged the toilet Hey you No sir Never coming back Do yourselves a favor And stop at Jack in the box I guarantee you'll be better of So she didn't say her son

Didn't do it Right That's not his problem The accusation that made her mad I gotta be honest though Like even your son Mr. Bean Right But I'm like

That's not really his problem I gotta be honest with you. I think it shit at out because you clogged your toilet. I did. Good luck. Not my job to fix it. I'm just saying like if you like piss all over the place and it goes on the floor, that still have to clean it up.

I'm just like that's not my responsibility that my shit clogged your toilet. Just chasing people down. I know what you did. I know what's the next step. Right. That's what I'm here. I want you to know. We know.

We know what you did. Or like, we wanted him to come back in and fix it. They wanted to like pay something. I don't know. The worst part of that whole thing. thing is that right before that guy got done walking out of the bathroom, Mr. Bean

walked out and Mr. Bean was the one who clogged the toilet. But he was he was watching and he was just like doing like a little side eyes. He thought it was fun the way that the toilet paper could go right into the toilet and you like and pulls and pulls. But then it pulled the tube in and what happened is then he got

a little too cocky, he saw it happening and started throwing things in the wishing row and he's like come and some chains. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you know what did it? Put a rubber ducky in. Yep. You got a rubber ducky man. And he pulled it out and went, yep, and then he put it in. And he watched it swirl like this and spin,

spin, and span, and he was looking at his clapping, and then went, oh. Uh-oh. I told you, I've seen some bean. Emmett has seen some bean. Sean Bean. This is good bean. This is good bean.

He's beaning right now. Oh, dude. But that's exactly what happens. He's being being. That woman's son didn't even clog the toilet. What did genius do? It was like, you know, no dialogue in the show. It's in like 800 countries.

Yeah. Bean is universal. Yeah. He speaks a universal language of grunts. Well, that was Erica. But we saw more. All right, let me hit James Jay. Decided to go by and get some fried chicken this evening. We haven't been to this location in a couple of years. We pulled up and parked in the third lane from the restaurant in the drive-through.

We waited and waited. 13 minutes go by. The car hops are running in and out, but no one is coming to the third line where there is eight cars parked, so we left. No way, good look for this place. place. No, a good look. There's no drive-thru at Applebee's. Were they at Maggie Boone's?

I don't know. There is a bank right next to it. Where they're in a drive-thru ATM for the bank? He's in a drive-thru thinks he's going to order fried chicken. I mean, I'm sure there's food to go. Right, but that's not where he is. He thinks either there's a, okay, so he thinks either. So he thinks he's either.

So he thinks he's either in a drive-thru for the Applebee's, or he thinks that the pull-up car service, like the curbs service, is driving. Yes, that is what he thinks is happening. There's definitely no drive-thru. That's for sure. He thinks that- Even if there was, what he's describing is in a drive-thru, he parked. What's the drive-thru is?

He's talking about no one is coming to the third line. Were there eight cars parked? Were there seven cars behind him? I don't understand. I don't understand. In the picture he's paying you. He's in a drive-thru. I don't know what that means.

He's looking at it from across the parking lot at the Austin Telco or whatever going. The bank's closed. Showing likes to fried chicken right now. Fried chicken, anybody? They never came to my car. I did withdraw some money though, so it's convenient they have that there. Fucking crazy. I didn't use the Applebee's bank.

So I think he thinks that just parking at the curb is a place where you can order and get your food. What does eight cars? Dude, I don't know what any of it means. I think those who are next to each other. We can say that for sure. There was also no one in the cars next to me. Like they had gone in the restaurant. And sometimes somebody would come out of the restaurant,

get in one of those cars leave, and another car would be there. Huh. Huh. Anyway, I think the toilet's closed. The toilet's fucked up at this place. No, a good look for this place. No, one more.

All right, I'll do Rick. You can do Rick Flag? Yeah, I'll do Rick F for Flag. Maybe senior. We'll see. My wife wanted to try Applebee's for her birthday. Already a bad story Yeah

Not even wanted it for her birthday Wanted to try it Have you never been? That's where you're going in Feeling adventurous It's time for a celebration And I'm ready to roll those dice Food and drinks were above average

Okay Serving staff was fine After dinner I needed to use The restroom Okay This review is like Seven sentences

is the first two, the food is done and it was pretty good. That's the food review part is over. No, food was fine. It's your classic, this place sucks, food was fine. He put it at the beginning. It's right. Yeah. First off, there was water all over the floor. Oh, no.

A young kid told me not to use one of the two stalls. Why? I used the other one. When I got out, I noticed that the other stall was plugged with crap and TP. Mr. Bean had been there, I think. I mentioned it to a staffer. chased a little kid. God damn. Later,

my wife had the same result in the ladies restroom. In my years, I have only been to one establishment that was worse. Tell me. Had I used the bathroom first, I would have not eaten there. Who knows if the kitchen is kept in similar condition? Now we will not patronize this

filthy dump. Overall, the whole restaurant was tired. Yeah, you're going to eat out. Tired. looking inside. Dude, our table was tired. Look at, I'm tired looking now. This is what the table looked like.

This is a face of someone in Appleby's. Tired looking. They turned the heat up. You used that picture of all this thing and you know, and the title of the episode. Oh, man. Tired looking. Oh, fuck.

Oh, man. I'm still so, I'm fighting to stay away. Talk about a review that wraps everything together. It really tells us. Genuinely. I also like the Aalda thing. He goes, a young kid told me

not to use one of the two stalls. What, was that? Was that Eric's son? Hey, by the way, don't use that. This is, Mike, let's get out of here. We're doing the Applebee's verse. Well, here's the thing.

The thing you didn't see is before that, as that guy's walking in, Bean walks out, that guy runs into that kid. And he goes, oh, don't use that, man. It's clogged. This whole Apple verse, It's like, this is crazy.

This is like, uh, make it stop, making it end. This is a movie where all the different storylines take place on one night. Yeah, yeah, is it, this is our pulp fiction. Now, I feel like this is more of our Civil War. I think it's our insomnia. Dude, it's somnia. What are you talking about?

Applebee's club toilet. Somnick is shit right now. We have everyone. We have Eric and Jim. We have Rick F. We have Mr. Bean. The Appleverse is stronger than ever. Hey. Oh, on your left.

Oh, Mr. Bean! It just comes in riding on top of his car. He's got the strings. He's riding his recliner. Somebody put that at the end of the fighting end game. Did someone have Mr. Bean driving on top of his car if you can manage? And they're fighting. Applebee's.

And it's the game. Well, we killed the one. That could be the van. Oh, yeah. The van in that game and then they're chasing it. They throw Mr. Bean the Infinity Conlet and you're hauling ass. Oh, dude. Well, those are your reviews of Applebee's.

We have our reviews of the OM Cheeseburger that we ate today. Jordan. What's your review? the overall experience? What do you think? Salt and weak. Eyes are watering. Salt and weak is probably a good way to describe it. Salt and weak and like, I'm going to say lack of cheese because it was there.

But the way they distributed it, you couldn't eat it. So it might as well not have been there. You got to look at the cheese that was glued to the plate and couldn't eat. Right. Yeah. You pick up the burger. There's some cheese on it. Some. There was one good goo pull.

When you pulled off for the first time, there was a nice like goo of cheese. that never happens again. I guess maybe if like I'd been faster I could have started pushing pull and dipping. I think that's just there wasn't enough

the skillet's too thin. It had to be a little thicker for more cheese and it needed to be deeper. They just seared it and just stuck to the plate. Yeah it basically just fries the cheese on to the skillet.

Dude, it was like fucking on there. It was skin. You gotta have the thickness of the cheese the thickness of the cheese in a situation like that is what prevents it from burning. Yes.

But it, But it wasn't deep enough to have that much cheese. So what the fuck is the point? Yeah. What the fuck is the point is a great sort of overall thing that we did here. So I didn't ask you to make cheese skillet, OM cheeseburger. You did. So why'd you fucking make it like this?

Yeah. Why did you do it wrong? Crazy. Couldn't even do it like the picture. Could you even do it like the picture. It didn't look like shit. Yeah. But at the end, it's just a burger that was overcooked.

Very much cooked. Oh, it was dry. Yeah, very dry. Like, I didn't even get the honey mustard. We read that. Yeah. I didn't get that either. Show what?

There's definitely a sweetness. I would have noticed it based on how zingy it is. Yeah, was it the same honey mustard for the pretzel? No, no, it was definitely. It was like, it was like, I miss that. It was way less zing. Way, way, way less zing. That's way too zingy.

Nick made a face like someone farted. And the drink was okay, but I was making a face like he farted and you smelled it and he's like Mr. Bean. He made a face when I, before I said it, he was like this. Then I said he made the face he went. Whatever face Gracie made when we said you didn't touch the rat, did you? You know, also she probably read that and she went, shit. That's absolutely.

I have to, I have to back pedal. They're on to me. Deleting all the pictures of him in my room. Absolutely, absolutely what it's her. She was going to set as a picture with him in the hand. I'm sent, I'm sent, I'm sent. God damn. Is that your hand the rats in?

No. No. Someone else picked it up. We found him like that. In somebody's hand? Yeah. Classic New York. York.

What are we talking about? Oh, yeah. The food. Was it good? Just bad. The drink was okay. Not going to save it. 38. Yeah, the drink was fine.

It ain't no P.F. Chang's drink. No. It was a very, very sweet. It was worse than a regular Applebee's burger, in my opinion. Oh, interesting. Like, I mean, a regular Applebee's burger isn't good, but they're not that,

again, usually they ask you how to fucking cook them. So it was just ruined in a different way. And again, I feel like the fact that it was well done while on. the skillet further like burn the shit out of it. Yeah, it fucking did. The cheese.

I just like they didn't even accomplish what the point of it was even if they did it and it was bad. I would have liked to be able to dump it in like piles of cheese and it sucked. Yeah. Yeah. But they still did it. Yeah. It didn't even do that. No. So I don't really see the point. Go to hell. 17. 17. And you made me fucking sleepy as hell, dude.

27.5. Fuck you. Fuck you. 30. It's too high. And fries sucked, everything sucked. Applebees might be on thin ice. The service was good for the two people. For the two people that worked there, they did a great job. They did, they did. And like, yeah, that doesn't, that didn't, like, play a part in my thinking of this at all. The food was just bad.

Now, that's our review. What did you think, Nick? Oh. So dry. So dry, the cheese didn't come with it at all. And I really wanted one of those drinks. Right. Well, that was your choice.

You didn't know that they had the mock tail. I guess we didn't look hard enough. I guess you make you look hard enough. Yeah. Why the fuck would we look for him? Well, what's the point? You're right. I don't have to do everything for him.

He did get an ice cream con. He got an ice cream. He got a good. Next time, Mama moves. Oh, it was a quality. It's a drumstick. Yep. Oh, yeah, caramel.

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Sometimes you can hammer someone This one is for his brother Odin Oh, happy birthday idiot Did you think when you got me this for Christmas again You'd have to wait this long for your inevitable hammering I don't even ask for this The Bozo just keeps buying it Oh brother

That's awesome That's fucking great And he's utilizing that gift subscription She sure is. Oh, that's so funny. Hey, Bozo! The only thing we were missing is I'm tired looking. Yeah, dude, fuck.

That's so awesome. So it's patreon.com slash 100% eat. Hey, you go to our YouTube channel, something that we put out last week and we'll put out this week also, two different episodes, of retro reads. The show that we tried on Patreon a while ago is now coming to our YouTube channel.

And we're super awake during that. Yeah, that is true. I wasn't sleepy at all. Energy? Sky high. Oh, my God. Lank. even longer than this.

I know. Somehow. It is going through old EGM, old game and former magazines from like the mid-2000s. And boy, do they feel like the old 2000s. There's a couple of moments where you just go, Jesus, fucking Christ. So we had one that came out this last week and then one that'll come out this Saturday also on our YouTube channel. Go subscribe if you're not already.

But you can check it out there. It's not going to be out on like the podcast platforms or whatever because it's a video. Yeah. So just a lot of visual reference. You'll see the full magazine. It's all of us going over it and everything. It's a lot of fun. And a lot of like, hey, this reminds me of this thing that was happening at that time in this story, a lot of like throwback to do.

What were you doing in 2008? Michael especially flexes his encyclopedic game knowledge. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, dude. It was great. It was a lot of fun.

I really liked the show. So go leave a comment, check it out, tell a friend. And let us know what you kind of want to see out of that show. I think we're pretty. on the money with how we want to do it and what it is. Enjoying it a lot. It's a lot of fun. It's a lot of fun to go through those magazines. The roast section on that one fucking sucked.

There's the roast. There's the, uh, just like, God, I forgot about that. The way they like editorialize. We're gonna roast like the best game. Yeah. But like, here's why Halo actually sucks. But like, they didn't even roast it in a way that makes sense. No.

It was like, it's like, let me tell you why golden ice sucks. Um, it's like a bad game. Controllers. I don't know. Kind of hard. And then at the end of, so far at the end of every episode, we've had Nick knowledge where Nick takes the quiz. There's a quiz on all the game informers.

Some of the quizzes, sometimes doable. Some of the quizzes, Michael's going, I don't even know the answers to what the fuck they're asking. It's not even not knowing the answers. It's like, I don't know the question. Yeah. You know what I mean? Give me at least a question.

Convaluted. We go, oh, fuck, what is the answer to that? You know what I mean? Like, oh, I'm not sure. I'm just like, what? Out of eight of... We're gonna do ten questions based about video game robots. Also, you've never heard of any of these robots.

No one knows this shit. And it sucks. Yep. But it's a lot of fun to see previews for games. I think one of them that we had was like, check it out. World Exclusive. Infamous. And we're like, what?

Yeah. And I'm like, oh, infamous. I fucking love this game. Yeah, yeah. So seeing like a lot of that stuff has been like a lot of fun. You check that on the YouTube channel. That was a really, really, really fun show. It's definitely a fun stroll-down memory.

Follow us at 100% eat Twitter, Instagram, Blue Sky, and you can send stuff to the PO Box for 100% treat or if you have magazines, send them also. P.O. Box 14, 32, 41, Austin, Texas, 78,714. That's P.O.3,2, 4-1. Austin, Texas, 7-8-7-1. And let me say, it doesn't have to be video game magazines only. No, no, we'll just do, what do you. Yeah, Michael's looking for more Playboys.

I'm just saying, yeah, I only found the one. I'm just saying, too, just talking about magazine. They're funny up again. Yeah, it's like the anti-applebee's heatways. It is, it's true. It's true. If you're feeling sleepy this weekend, put the show on. Check it out.

Rate, subscribe, and tell a friend about this show and the other shows where we eat food and rate the food and do other stuff in the other shows. Uh-huh. And we do it all while we're awake. Yay! See you next time. All right, nap time.

Bye-bye. Turn off now. Is Nick touching my penis? No! Why does he sound so close? Food? Tides.