100% Eat - Mooyah Pretzel Pub Burger

Episode Date: November 7, 2023

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Mooyah Pretzel Pub Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Halloween, Graysie embracing her monster mode, the Joker, January 6th, the Taco Pass, and comfy clothes. Follow us on Twitter twitter.com/facejampod and Instagram instagram.com/facejampod. Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/facejam), DoorDash (Download the DoorDash app and use code FJHOLIDAY), and Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/facejam). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to Face Jam, the show where we try every new fast food creation to let you know if you need it. You probably do. I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co-host, Jordan Sweers. Jordan, where the hell are you? I was going to ask how your Halloween was, but it seems like it's still going. Oh, unrelated. Oh, November 1st. Today's November 1st and Michael's dressed like the Joker.

Right. Jordan's afraid of the Joker. I'm frightened of the Joker. It didn't come together until 11 a.m. this morning. It just happens to be after Halloween. Watching it. I just want to I want to like just wake up somewhere like in public

like on a bus or something and just wake up and go, oh fuck, I'm late. I'm late., I want to like just wake up somewhere like in public, like on a bus or something and just wake up and go, oh fuck, I'm late. I'm late. And I missed it. I missed it. I'm just making up for it. Yeah. Michael walked in dressed up like the Joker while we were getting ready to go get the

food. And I was just like, uh, no, I remember first. It also was timed perfectly because I was walking over here and Eric texted me and he was like, hey, where are you? And I said, putting a smile on my face. And then I walked in the room like 10 seconds later. What? And looked up and went, what?

You had just enough time to go, what is he talking about? And then I walked in. And then you were there. Watching this look deteriorate over the last hour or so has really been something. I mean, it got put together in about 150 seconds. So the fact that it's deteriorating. It looks great for that amount of time, to be honest. The effort versus, like, reward.

Yeah. It's off the charts. Yeah. And, like, you've been in three pieces of content now. Oh, it's everywhere. Like, you're really getting some mileage out of it. We did a ride-along. Well, here's the thing.

We went to go get this food. Which, by the way, is Muya. That's the name of the place. Pretzel Pub Burger. Wow. It's back. Sort of. It popped up elsewhere.

Yeah. It got tooketh. It got, yep. And I'm shooketh. It takeeth away. Now, I'm going to pop in real quick here. Isn't Wendy's doing some other kind of pretzel thing? I keep hearing whispers of this.

No, they have like a loaded nacho burger. No, I know. I mean, coming the next week. Oh, yeah. I'm just saying, we've made our love so clear. Yeah. It's one of the few pieces of information I care when someone's like, whisper, whisper. Hey.

You got Google News alerts for pretzel and Wendy's. Something like that. I'm just saying, I've been hearing rumblings of it of it so we had to drive a long distance to get very long distance uh and you can watch the ride along at facejampod.com and um the first half is really good where you can see all of us and then the second half is where michael holds the phone because the suction cup failed failed but it is michael and full joker cost cosplay the whole ride yeah not costume at this point cosplay it's november 1st it's cosplay it was full joker cosplay walking into the mooyah three normal guys yep me and nick in matching sweatshirts

and then gracie yeah that's weird Gracie asked if I went in. There was no way I wasn't. I asked if I could wait in the car. Gracie, we got out of the car. Next to the Muya is like a tea place or whatever. Tea Pioka. We got out of the car as the first one out. There was a woman sitting in front of Tea Pioka.

And she said, do you have any money or food? It was asking for stuff. And then Michael stepped out of the car and she went, do you have any money or food? What? Never mind. Yep, absolutely. Whoa, the Joker. Stopped asking, didn't want anything to do

with whatever this was. I don't blame her. No, I wouldn't ask the Joker for food or money. He would pull a classic Climbs money. Yeah, no. No, I wouldn't ask the Joker for food or money. No, I would have He would pull a classic He burns money. He burns it. Some people just want to watch money burn.

He would prank you. He would give you all the ingredients and then go like, ha ha, they're old. And you'd be like, oh, I can't even make any food out of this, Joker.

I don't think that would, I think that's what he would do. I've only seen the movie like once. He puts you on a boat. He would put you on a boat? Yeah. He puts people on, you gotta pick on You gotta pick one of two boats

One's a good boat and one's a bad boat Oh wow, you gotta decide But one boat is not the boat you were expecting What do you mean? I figure that the bad boat's bad Dude, turns out the bad boat They're changed What? The bad boat is actually kind of the good boat

The bad boat, hang on The bad guy on the bad boat was supposed to be the good guy, but he turned out to be the bad guy, and he was going to be the guy that killed the other boat, but then the bad guy said, I'm the good guy. I'm going to do what you should have did. Yeah. Not kill people.

So you're saying. And then the guy was like, I was going to kill people. I learned from you, convict! It would've been so funny if, like, right after that, the boat just exploded. Like, the people on the other boat wasted no time. Oh, yeah, dude. One of them boats would've blowed up real fast.

You had it right. That all was believable until what happened to the boat. I thought the believable part was the guy taking the thing to blow up the boat like he's the one with the guts and then he can't fucking do it

and then he sits down like a fucking he also he takes it going I'll do it, I'm the hero and then he was like I'm not doing this and then he sits down and just kind of like stares at his shoes. Yeah.

He definitely makes- And you go, you fucking idiot! He makes. Yep. Big time. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Yeah.

So that's- hey, that's classic Joker though. Bad guy is actually good guy. And good guy? Might be the bad guy. Yeah. So. Makes you think. Damn, Joker makes you think?

That's what the Joker does. And then he hangs upside down and what if he had core strength? I'm just- well, Batman would have been done for. That's what I was saying. I was saying Joker messed up by not having this body in the movie. Yeah. He would have just beat the shit out of Bruce Wayne. He would have done something cool! Yeah, so he won the

Best Supporting Actor posthumously, but like I didn't understand what that meant, I guess. Because I thought that... Post-dead. Right, that's what he did. Not the part I misunderstood. Oh, okay. I thought that he was like the only i misunderstood oh okay i thought i thought that he was like the only one that i think somebody else won the award and they also gave it to him huh yeah it's not happen wait so he's ledger didn't win the oscar so i keep looking up 2008

best is this a mandela effect thing where we all decided that he was best actor in a supporting role and if you go to like heath ledgerger has, like, a list of awards, whatever. He won, but, like, best supporting actor winner, Javier Bardem. Never heard of him. No country for old men. Never heard of it. But it's 2008, and that's when he won. I don't understand how it was given.

He must have just also been given it. Type all that in. Say, how was it given? Yeah, ask Siri. Like, Siri, why come? Was How Come 2008 Oscars twice? Question mark. How Harvey or Bardem when Heath Ledger?

Right. Casey Affleck was also nominated for the assassination of Jesse James. But didn't win, so no one cares. And then Philip Seaman Hoffmore also nominated. Possibly? He was alive for Charlie Wilson's War You know the movie we all saw

Geez Great stuff Well Javier Bardem definitely should have won Yeah exactly and maybe did He hasn't figured it out My question still stands to you Michael How was your Halloween? It was good I don't want to gloss over the fact that

He called him Seymour Hoffmore. Oh, did you? He said Philip Seymour Hoffmore. No, I said Philip Seymour and I just said Hoffmore? I'm a Hoffmore in high school. There's a... I Mandela'd that. I was like, it's not Hoffmore, is it? No, let me check real quick. There was an interview with

Serena Williams, I think, and she was asked about some movie or whatever. And she's like, oh, I'm just like a huge fan of this guy. I love Philip Seaman Hoffmore. Whoa! And so that's been his name to me forever.

That's cool. That's one of those cool things that just makes you look really dumb. If you don't know it, this guy's a fucking idiot. This guy's name is Philip Seaman Hoffmore? Fucks up a fucking idiot. This guy thinks he's Philip Seaman Hoffmore? Who the fuck's up with this idiot? Wow. This guy doesn't know shit. We've been to Muyo once before.

When? When were we there? I'm not done talking about Michael's Halloween. Oh, sorry. Okay, Jordan. You also can't see. Jordan's arms are crossed. Hello.

And he's mad. I had a pretty active Halloween. Go ahead. How was your Halloween? It was good. What did you dress up as? I mad. I had a pretty active Halloween. Go ahead. How was your Halloween? It was good. What did you dress up as? I did. I had two Halloweens.

Before you were the Joker. Not by Halloween, though. I missed it by one day. On Saturday, because Halloween was on Tuesday. Yeah, rough day for Halloween. Saturday's the adult stuff. Yeah. Yeah.

That's when all the parties were. Yeah. I went as Trunks from Dragon Ball Z. Future Trunks. Not Kid Trunks. No. I'm also not, you gotta say Future Trunks because not lame Trunks that grows up and is at some point that age but he sucks. Yeah. Right. Permanent timeline.

The one who gets his butt kicked all the time. Future Trunks is cool because everyone's dead and it hardened him. Everyone he knows was wiped out. And then he went back into the past and trained with people who were alive. It butt kicked all the time. Right. Future Trunks is cool because everyone's dead and it hardened him. Right. Everyone he knows was wiped out. And then he went back into the past and trained with people who were alive. Yeah, it was all over the place. Got stronger. Gracie knows.

And then I went out yesterday and I was Sun from some show called Fruby, I think. Yeah. Sun is from Fruby. Oh, I've heard of that. Yeah. I forget what the F stands for, but. Oh, I remember. It's Forest.

We'll never know. One of the characters, Forest, probably the best character. I guess we'll just never know. He's green, is the color. Did you do any family group costumes? Because I remember the one you did... Did you do any Family Guy costumes? No, not what I asked.

You did the Peppa Pig family, and I thought that was really good. Yeah, we're at the point now where they're just like, I wanna be this. And I'm like, okay. Oh, they're all going on their own thing? That's fine, and I'm just like, I don't care enough to match the thing, and they don't care. I mean, but now look at you, you're the Joker, so maybe you going on their own thing. That's fine. And I'm just like, I don't care enough to match the thing. And they don't care.

I mean, but now look at you. You're the Joker. So maybe you did care a little bit. Whoa. That's not Halloween related. Maybe it affected. No, I'm just saying. It has nothing to do with anything.

I know it's not related to Halloween. I'm saying you are the Joker now. I asked Michael why he was dressed as the Joker. And he said, you can dress as whatever you want, whenever you want. And that's the scariest way to answer that question. He has a point. Maybe it is Halloween. In my mind.

Whoa! So you guys didn't do like a family thing? I mean, we didn't do a family costume, no. We did a family, we did a thing where, it's called trick-or-treating. No, I understand that. I meant the costume. No.

Are there different rules for trick-or-treating now? Because I was waiting for people to show up Because usually I get a lot of people coming to my house Yep, traffic Yeah, lots of foot traffic They're a little sparse this year And I could see people just walking right by my house Despite decorations and lights on and stuff

Like either picking and choosing Or is it a thing where, like, you only go to houses you know now? I'll tell you what I do. Uh-huh. And this is from... Because, you know, when I was a kid, my parents would just say,

get the fuck out. And I would go to literally every house in my neighborhood. And you better be gone for a few hours. Yes. You go to every single house. Yep. You clear out your neighborhood.

Next neighborhood. This is like trick-or-treating in your prime when you're not aged out yet, but you're like 12, 13. Yeah, 12, 12, 12, 13 is like, you can do whatever the fuck you want. 15 is kind of like, what are you doing here? Yes. Um, but my neighborhood is usually pretty good, which is nice. But both for like foot traffic for us to like do Halloween, but then having kids,

it's just way more fun when there's like a hundred people on the street. Yes. You know what I mean? Like, Oh, look at that. It's the best thing ever. When like one,

like four or five year old, just like, just yells a character. It's not even like, Oh, Hey, I love you. Whatever.

It's just like that kid's that. And then that kid turns around and like, yeah, that's me. And it's just awesome. They're just like, that rules. But like, I guess for me, you know, my kids are still small, so they got

real low stamina, right? I just let them do whatever they want, and then they'll be like, alright, I'm ready to go home. Take me home. The younger one just kept going, I'm so tired. I don't even care about the candy. The house is right there. We usually walk way further than this violent, so far away from home. Because

it's, like, I know they're not going to be out that long, we definitely just hit the houses where I'm like, alright, that guy, there's a hat, that has nothing, just skip that house. But also, like, there's so many kids, someone will go to houses, even with no decorations, and then I'll be like, oh shit, no, there's somebody many kids, someone will go to houses even with no decorations And then I'll be like, oh shit, no there is somebody

And then we'll start back, it makes absolutely no sense It's not, uh, it's not like, okay, do this side of the block, go right, it's literally like, hit this one house Go across the street, come back over here, go two houses that way That's what I- But it doesn't really matter because it's only an hour and we only go within a few blocks And then we're like, alright, whatever,, our neighborhood's primo, and I can tell, because people get bussed there. Like, just...

Oh, really? People just fucking drive into, like, near the kind of community center in the neighborhood, and they just unload. It's like, here's some kids! And they just, like, flood the neighborhood. And then they take their spoils and go elsewhere. Is the kid who gets followed by the parent in the car a new

development as well? Is that a thing? I've never seen that. I've seen that a couple of times. That's a real thing. It's a fucking dumb thing. Get out, you lazy piece of shit. That's exactly what it is. Have one headphone in if you really don't want to pay attention to your fucking kid for an hour. Jesus Christ.

Eric, we were leaving the house. It was like, you know, Lindsay and I and the kids. And I was like, I could put a headphone in, but I'll probably get in trouble. I thought that walking in, I was like, I could easily be listening to someone get murdered.

I mean, probably one. One and a half. But I was like, somebody did the whole case. Go to the trial. I'm like, nah, I'll get in trouble. Yeah. And then I left him. Okay. All right.

This is family time, I guess. Eric, what were you following? It wasn't anything. I didn't. He was over five foot six. Oh, come on. That's the thing that I got at RTX the most where people are like, you're not like small. You're like a normal sized man.

And I went, right. I think that's the bit. People are so skewed too. But also people all the time tell me I'm way shorter than they thought. Who? Really? Oh, all the time. It's because there's so many super tall people.

Yeah. When people are really tall. Like even just me next to Joe, Alfredo and Trevor. They're all like 6'1". Yeah. But they're like, ah, you Alfredo, and Trevor. They're all like 6'1". Yeah. But they're like, ah, you just like, she seems so short.

I'm like, not really. I don't know what to tell you. When fans who say that are usually tall, so they're like, oh, I thought you'd be as tall as me. Because I feel like that's just what they're expecting. So every time somebody said that,

they've been super tall. Yeah. A bunch of fucking 6'1 idiots. I also remember going to Australia with Gus for a convention and so many people telling us that we sound more American in person. Oh yeah, 100%.

Really? Yep. Yeah. Because I think- Every single person- I think a lot of it is like internal dialogue- They just keep saying,

you sound so American. And I'm like, right, I'm from America. But you don't get it. Like I'm a video, you're like a little bit American, but in person, you're super American. Yeah, it's an interesting phenomenon. That's weird. I never really thought about Australians sound Australian anywhere they are.

Yeah, yeah. For context, to me, to me, sounded exactly the same. Yeah. I didn't respond back, you sound more Australian. Yeah. I just responded by talking like them perfectly.

I kept saying, Dike! Wow. You sound American. What the fuck's wrong with you? Or nor. It's not left, it's lift.

Yeah. So, Muya. Oh, right. Second time we we've been we'll get into that in the fact section yeah i was surprised this got suggested until i saw what the food was so the pretzel pub very important to this one uh felt like it would not be going otherwise like no no no no no there were other places that we definitely could have done but we saw pretzel pub and we dove on it and gracie got so fucking excited about Moogah. Yeah, she did. It's funny because you posted the burger or whatever,

the picture of it, and I saw it and was like, oh, fuck. And within a minute. Anyone could say anything. I was saying it out loud when Gracie typed it. And I was like,

damn, she's excited about this. Usually that honor is reserved for Nick, who is jumping on it as fast as possible with an emote thumbs up. Oh, hell yeah. Something. A lot of times they'll just go, oh, shit.

Here's a food. Oh, shit. Hey, everything's changed. Yeah, this changes everything. But yeah, I'm saying Gracie's really moving in on Nick territory here. And especially today. Because right as we got there, and it was a long drive, it was perfect timing.

We were getting out of the car and Gracie asked us to get ranch. And I replied, well, Nick's here, so I'm sure he'll get some. But I'll like, I'll make sure. And we were in there for two seconds,

like you said, because the food was ready already. Just got done, yeah. Walked in, got the food. I was like, oh. And then you said, because the food was ready already. Just got done, yeah. Walked in, got the food. I was like, oh. And then I went, oh, Gracie wants ranch. And immediately Nick's like, what the fuck?

What? I don't know what he said. And then, hang on, he says, I didn't know and now I do. Right. So this is so weird. What's weird to me is he kept saying, like, I didn't know they had ranch. I didn't know they had ranch. It's like, but how do you know anywhere has anything? Like, it's not different than anything ever. You know, it wasn't like, oh he kept saying I know they have ranch I know they have ranch it's like but how do you know anywhere has anything like it's not different

than anything ever you know it wasn't like oh how can I know cause you're the guy that knows it's just weird that you didn't know you know every sauce from every restaurant why wouldn't they have ranch

everyone has ranch but it's good ranch it is good ranch the thing that took the longest it's true was getting the ranch hey and I appreciate it

yeah and then I was wondering what he was saying so long about it, and I appreciate it. Yeah, and then he was very excited about it. I've almost cleaned it out. By the end of this, I will have cleaned it out. I should be licking it. They had to spoon it into custom little tubs. They didn't have the pre

portioned ones. Let me ask you guys. If it's the best ranch, Michael, what did you think of the ranch? I didn't eat If it's like the best ranch, Michael, what did you think of the ranch? I didn't eat it. Oh, that's weird. Jordan, what did you think of the ranch? Was it pretty good? Well, here's the thing.

There was only two ranches and there's two of them. So whose fault is that? She actually asked for it. You weren't privy to any of the ranches. I would say even if there was like a division, it would be like Gracie gets one and then we split the others. Because there was no ranch without her. Nick immediately went, can I have one of those? He said, and I quote, can I bum a ranch off?

So I'm guessing he will pay that back somehow. I guess so. Yeah, he'll bring her a ranch. It's always been a pet peeve whenever somebody asked to borrow something that is going to be consumed or destroyed. I'm not getting anything back. You're not borrowing it. You're having it.

I also didn't try the ranch. So I assume it was for me. I mean, I don't care. I wasn't going to borrowing it. You're having it. I also didn't try the ranch. I don't care. I wasn't going to try it. I did offer it up. I would like that to be known. I just want to say, it was probably like, I mean,

it was one of those like, I have to legally put a job thing up to offer someone in this country first, but I'm hiding it behind doors. It was kind of like that. We're only posting this to satisfy certain regulations. To offer someone in this country first, but I'm hiding it We're only posting this to satisfy certain

Regulations I was saying that I in some ways. I feel like Gracie could be Replacing Nick Wow as far as like sauce person or freaking general get out of here She's allowed to talk. Here's the thing. She's got a leg up. When we came back and had the ranch, seeing the two of them giddy with their little ranch, what I was going to say,

and I said I'll save it for the podcast. It's like a movie where there's a little boy and he gets a baby sister and she ruins everything the whole time and then at the end they're like, we can team up. We're gonna do more stuff. It's like the Rugrats movie. It's like Gracie's dill. And at the end he's like, I can put

Gracie on my shoulders and get even more sauce. Nick was really contemplating whether or not to like throw her off the cliff. Let monkeys rip her to shreds and cover in bananas and kill her off the cliff. Let monkeys rip her to shreds and cover in bananas and kill her. Oh, Tommy. It's definitely been

a weird addition, but now Nick got the ranch, so I think he's... Nick's getting. So I think he, yeah. Nick's getting. As long as Nick's getting, I think he's good.

Pretty soon we're gonna be outnumbered by the three. She also unprompted because he was saying some real crazy Face Jam shit. I'm like, I didn't eat today for this. And you're like, oh, Michael used to do that. She goes, that's what I'm doing right now.

Gracie also told me that this place has the best fries. Yeah. And that she loves Moo-Yah Burger. That she was so excited to eat Moo-Yah Burger. It was smaller than I thought it was going to be. It was so small. It was a very small burger. Not advertised, like not a slider. No. But close. But dude burger it was smaller than i thought it was so it's a very small not advertised like

not a slider no but close but dude it was like in between a burger and a slider yeah it was a slurger it's something where it was a slurger it would be definitely if someone never like i was telling someone about it about mooyah like oh yeah whatever they've heard i go they are a little small yeah like that would be in my yep talking point i kind of appreciate it though like it's good you just gotta know yeah you're you're not getting too full on it and it's got so much stuff on it that like it's just enough it definitely was like a plain burger it definitely was a thing where we opened it and it was like but they were all of them deceived for all these burgers are smaller than most it was yeah i think it was all of us opening it and going too small what happened

yeah well you definitely didn't say too small. No, I was fine. But I didn't come in hungry. I ate today, normal human style. I ate too. I just have to eat more now. Sorry, I don't wait anymore. That's why we said I used to do that. But I'm still hungry. Eating just makes me hungrier.

Powerful. It opens me up. It opens me up. I eat one little breakfast then it goes, there's more coming. It opens up. And so I also, Eric gave. It opens me up. I eat one little breakfast, then it goes, there's more coming. And it opens up. And so I also, Eric gave me half of his burger. I did. I only ate half my burger.

I also gave Michael the rest of mine. Now that's face shaming coming together. You gave me your cheese. The cheese, yeah. Oh, okay. It did come with a little like beer cheese tub as well. So it was, so the pretzel pub has the beer cheese,

but this is separate, which is the same thing we ran into at Red Robin. When we got a pretzel was so the pretzel pub has the beer cheese but this is separate which is the same thing we ran into at Red Robin when we got a pretzel like a pretzel pub thing at Red Robin. Oh yeah you're supposed to dip it. And it was like oh yeah dip this in the beer cheese or whatever. It was like a big ol' vat of it. Yes. Yeah yeah yeah. And this had the same thing but it was like a little ramekin of it. And it's

weird just not to heck cause it's a dry fucking burger otherwise. That was dry. Um. Very weird not to just have it on it's a dry fucking burger otherwise. That was dry. Very weird not to just have it on it. Why do it separate? What's the... Yeah, I don't know. You're not getting more. You'd think there was more in that ramekin than what you would have gotten on a burger?

Yeah, I think so. I think it was pretty full, yeah. I didn't use all of it. You guys are going to use it all, but I would say yes, because I'm a monster. And I went, this is enough for me. which means it's probably too much for normal people. I think keeping it in the foil kept it warm so that whenever you poured it, it was still, like, melty, you know? Versus if they said it was going to congeal. When the burgers were handed out, I got to another bag and I went, oh, this must be the beer cheese sauce that goes with it.

Gracie celebrated. Oh, yeah! Oh, cool. All right, Jesus Christ. Pretzels and beer cheese, like, I would die for that combination. Yeah, it's pretty good. I would die for it.

I get the second my ass is in a seated Alamo draft house, I would order a baked pretzel. Speaking of everything, no matter what, I'm like, can't eat a bite, give me two baked pretzels. If it's on a menu anywhere, I'm getting it. Speaking of pretzels, this was the most pretzeled bun. Yeah bite give me two big bread. It's on a menu anywhere. I'm getting it speaking of pretzels

This was the most pretzel bun. Yeah, they really went for it. It was Salted with salt in the bun. That's which was a very interesting move. I loved it. We've never run into that We've never run into a soul shit more like that. Yeah, I wasn't expecting it to work as well as it did, to be honest. Oh, it worked. Very weird. Okay, Grace. We're not rating the food. Also, you don't get a rating. We should get it. If we're going to do anything, we have to get into the haiku. Not yet, she doesn't.

All right, yeah. I'll do the haiku. Hope. Reincarnate. Clamoring masses rejoice. Legends never die. Wow. The pub is back yeah yeah yeah yeah it's uh weird that pretzel pub became a thing it's all it's almost like there can only be one yes yes they come and go they're all right now it's our turn i had to explain that to gracie earlier that this is a thing that we love at Wendy's

and she's like, I've never had it. When this thing comes back, you're going to go bananas on it. Yeah, you will. It'll come back. Where do you fall on the McRib? I've never touched one. Wow. People like to make a big deal out of that.

You never had a McRib? And it's usually like, yeah, most people don't care. I think this is different because Gracie is a monster. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I would never sell it to a regular person. Like, you gotta try it. But I'd love to see what she thought of it.

I would be very curious, too. I think I'm a lot more of a monster on this show. Excellent. I feel like you've embraced it. I feel like you've embraced it. I didn't have any weird food conundrums before this show. Excellent. And now all of a sudden I get excited about a weird pickle.

I think you're realizing that they've always been there. Yeah. They never had an outlet. They're coming to the floor. I'm finally leaning into it. Yeah, yeah. You never had an outlet. You're being accepted by things like that.

I'm being like, ah! Oh, man. Well, let's learn about Moo-Yah Burger and see what's up. Our previous Moo-Yah episode was released March 28th, 2023, where we ate the Hot Bacon Jam Burger. It received an average score of 78.5. High score. Wow. Very high score.

Also, can't believe that was so recent. So recent, and I have no memory. No memory of it at all. also can't believe that was so recent it's so recent and i have no memory no memory of it at all i remember believe it was this year i remember crazy being at the restaurant because you were just getting into tonal and you were talking about it yeah stop the whole time we were there and you were like this fat piece of shit's never an exercise i was just like uh-huh sure. Yeah, sure you will, buddy. It's weird because we got there and you kicked open the door and you went, I'm back! I got a new head.

And a new face. It's painted. And I remembered the Froot Loop shake that was there. Oh, that was there. See, that I remember. Yeah, I remember that. I remember that like a flash. Like a traumatic event. I think we ate there.

We did, yeah. Which is very rare for a place like this. It's probably because it was so far. It was so far, and there was no Gracie. Yeah, that's true. I mean, Gracie was alive, just not here. Gracie was alive. Gracie was in that in-between state where she, in our minds, ceased to exist because she did not work here.

She existed and then not existed anymore when she went over here. Even though I did still fully work here. Yeah, yeah, she was working for the t-shirt podcast. We don't have object permanence when it comes to FaceGM. Yeah. Where's everyone else? It's just easier to keep it like sense in our heads.

Yeah, I have no idea where Kat is. When was that? When were you like do you even, month? Was that last year? I don't even know. When were you interning? What are you talking about? My first internship, Eric Betrayal, I have not stopped working here since then. Right, but when was that? That was 2021.

2021, like the end? It probably would have been like that whole semester of 2021, I think. It was summer. Right, yeah. I got it in would have been that whole semester of 2021. It was summer. Right. Yeah. I got it in June 2021. Because we were in, because when I was betrayed by her, we were in that other room.

Yeah, that old room. We were at the whole other... Whole other building. Yep. And so after your internship ended, where did you work? Because I wasn't here. It's impossible. I was talking to the other intern, Kat, the other day, and I asked

her when she was interning. I was like, because I'll be honest, if you didn't come back and you're alive again, and I'm talking to you now, whatever, that would just be like, yeah, I know we had interns sometime, and then we didn't. And I would never be able to, like, in my brain brain already you weren't a person anymore

You're just like some smoke. Yeah But then you came back I'm like That was cats last episode and we ended up going to Chili's. Yeah. Yeah. Because we tried to go to Insomnia Cookies. Yeah, that was it. Over off campus.

And boy, they were closed, and the doors were fucking locked. Yeah, Eric kept trying all the doors. I thought they never closed. That's what... Well, they sure did when we were there. Didn't they just file for bankruptcy? I think so. Yeah. I think they're like toast. No, they're cookies. Should have seen the writing on the wall.

So then we ended up going to Chili's and we just ate at Chili's. But then we, I think, did the whole episode like it was Insomnia Cookies. We just read the fact sheet and everything. I read a haiku about Insomnia Cookies. Next fact! This is a doozy. Okay.

Do you do reservations? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. No, we're not laughing at you. We just thought of something funny. But clearly, you've never been to Muya. We're way too chill for that stuffy reservation stuff. But we're happy to accommodate your group once you arrive. If you want to reserve your food ahead of time,

you can save time and order online. Click here. I can't click here. To get your order in the queue. And then in parentheses, queue is how Brits say line. Although the word is French in origin, which is strange. Is it? But

not as strange as the fact we've suddenly slipped into British colloquial speak. This fact provided by Muya. Fuck this place. It goes on forever. It also, like, it's not even just them doing that. It's them doing that, but

starting with them not even being themselves and being the customer. They play everyone in this. They play so many people. I hate the idea of a video element of this podcast, but I've never wanted it more so you can see the look on my face. Jordan, in reading it, they actually

went through all the work, though, of putting parentheses and quotations. This is inside a thing inside another thing. It's all there. Very 8th grade humor. It's all there. This is how their whole FAQ section is written. I remember the last episode we did had a fact very similar to this,

and I also wanted to kill myself then. You fucking hated it then. Yeah. Unalive. Yeah, you don't want us to get demonetized? In January of this year, Grillo's Pickles sued Wahlburgers, not Whataburger, for their claims

of having, quote, fresh and, quote, all-natural pickles, despite lab results that show the reuse of preservatives to extend shelf life. This fact doesn't have anything to do with Muya. There's not a lot of Muya stuff out there, but aren't pickles pickled specifically to

extend shelf life? If Mark was on that Wahlburgers with his kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that dining area, and then him saying, okay, we're gonna eat somewhere safely. Don't worry.

Come on, swing it. Well, never passes up an opportunity somewhere safely. Don't worry. Come on, swing it. We'll never pass up an opportunity to remind everyone about Mark Wahlberg trying to prevent pickles from happening.

There's not a lot going on with Muya as far as facts as facts but boy they seem like they're pretty young so they don't have enough lawsuits for us they've been around for a while they just kind of like nothing really happens with them they don't do anything and they're just sort of like around but wall burgers is a good one what the fuck would we Would we ever go? Where's a wall burgers? Would we ever go there? I don't think there's one around here. We would have to like go to Boston probably.

I'm sure there's one there. That's certainly not around here. No, he said Austin. Oh. Nearest, wall burgers. One time I got on a JetBlue flight from Long Beach to Austin, but it was a Red Sox plane. And I was like, this is going to Austin, right? Not a Red Sox plane, and I was like, this is going to Austin,

right? Not Boston. I had to double check. Have you ever got on a wrong flight? No. Never. I'm not that dumb. If it happened, it's like, the plane fucked up. You got on the right place, and they took you to the wrong place. There's so many barriers

in place to keep you from doing that. People do well to keep people paying attention. Right. It seems insane to me. I got on the wrong flight. How? Oh, it was next to it. And it also departed at a different time. And also my seat didn't make sense when I got on the plane. It's like

so many signs! I like the people who go to the airport on the wrong day. Either a day early or a day late. Insane. Insane. I hate traveling because I check everything like 150,000 times. And it like, me just checking again makes me mad. Every time I get mad because it's like I'm paranoid enough and it forces me to check.

And then when I see that I didn't have to check It makes me angrier and then I check again anyway. Why'd you check? Dummy? Yeah, you don't need to check and then you check again. It's like still the same information. The closest I ever fucked I mean it did fuck up, but it didn't get fucked is flying to Australia I'm in my seat on the plane and I'm like, oh fuck I left my laptop at security Oh shit And I just I run up and I start telling the woman and she's like you have like 10 minutes so like they let you get off the plane let me get off the plane

I ran to security and I just started yelling has anyone seen a laptop because it just there's like 100 million people there and it's just like people like oh they're on the walkie-talkie I'm just like waiting and I'm waiting Yeah, oh my god I'm just like I'm gonna have to live for like a week or something and like as I'm about to leave I see on the other Side of security somebody just like walking over with it and I got it back to you. I got back on the plane Wow That's that was wild. I'm just like that just simply doesn't happen. No I'm surprised by every part of that. I know know. Yeah, no kidding. I know. Honestly. They let me off. I fucking found it. They let me back on. I mean- Because I also- they were like- To another country! Within a couple minutes

they were just like, oh someone found it, but they took it away to like report it or whatever, but I couldn't go out to get it because then I have to come back through security. So I'm just on the other side going, help! Help! Toss it over here! Toss it! Gimme gimme gimme! The thing that surprises me the most is that you left your laptop. That is so not you. At all. Weird. Probably a lot going on.

Nearest Wahlburgers, Branson, Missouri or Memphis, Tennessee? Okay. I'm not going to Memphis. That place is always under construction. Oh. No, I said Memphis. Yeah, the Memphis Zoo?

I will go to Missouri. The Zoo? The Zoo? Missouri. All right. Next fact. All right. In 2021, Joy Lett, Illinois resident.

Back to Joy Lett. It's Joy Lett. The Joy Lett Club. Everything happens there. Illinois resident Dan Davies, cool name, sues Muya when he was, quote, caused to trip, stumble, and fall due to a table stand that protruded out in defendant's designated outdoor seating area.

What? That's what it says. The incident took place in 2017, but we guess Dan tumbled for roughly three and a half years on his way to his lawyer who was asking for $50,000. And this is real and definitely not a scam. Oh, no. I tripped, too. Oh, that's making a class action.

That's like the only thing that I could find about Muya that was like, oh, lawsuit. It's just a guy sued him because he tripped. What? He kind of tripped in 2017. In an outdoor seating area. So he just went, oh no, this table tripped me. Portruded? It was...

Indefinite designated outdoor seating area. It's a table stand, so it's just like a thing on the ground, and he went, $50,000, huh? But in a couple years. In a couple years. It's a table stand, so it's just like a thing on the ground. And he went, $50,000, huh? But in a couple years. In a couple years. It's the long game. Ow!

Oh! I can't wait for 2021. Ugh! Nothing's going to stop me. What the fuck's COVID? I could not find a settlement or anything. Wow. Yep.

Still in negotiation. I hope that it's still ongoing and he's been in this scheme for $50,000 for five years. His lawyer will get to keep all of it. Yeah. Absolutely. Jesus Christ. And the final fact, if you can

call these facts. In October of this year, Mouya ran a campaign with the Kids in Need Foundation to help educators avoid out of pocket expenses in classrooms. Mouya ran a campaign with the Kids in Need Foundation to help educators avoid out-of-pocket expenses in classrooms. Mouya asked guests to donate one, three, or five dollars to KINF in Mouya's name. On average, a Mouya franchise makes $91,400 profits per year. Thanks for the donation, you schmuck. We'll make sure it finds its way.

I really like... Why not just... Why not? Why not just give the money? They said that $150 can help a teacher. $250 can, like, provide them with everything that they need that would be, like, an out-of-pocket expense. And they just

went, well, yeah, how much you give enough. Give it to us and we'll make sure 100 well yeah do you want to donate to these kids yeah so you can donate to these kids sounds like a great tax write-off for you yeah also the fact that we need to donate money to teachers for out-of-pocket expenses is great yes let's all supplement it mooyah makes so much fucking money this reminds me of how when you got to pay taxes on like a new car or something, you make it out to the guy who's like the commissioner, the treasury

commissioner. You make it out to his name. Yeah. And it's like, what's stopping this guy from pocketing this money I'm writing a check to? Well, I would definitely say nothing. Yeah. But his scruples. And also how do I get that job? Yeah, he's a scruples guy, definitely. I tripped over the table stand.

Yeah. Sorry, I thought this $10,000 check was for me. It was made out to me. Oh my gosh, I was so confused. I'm Mr. Mouya. You can see how I would make that mistake. But those are the facts. Now you learned some stuff about Mouya that you didn't know before.

Right? Like they don't do reservations yeah sorry I'm not laughing at them I just had a funny thought you also

besides all this obnoxious shit you could just say we don't do reservations yes but when you say when you go

and restaurants they all do this they have their line of like we don't do reservations but we'll be happy to see you

no shit idiot you're a restaurant I know that part already I know oh man we don't do reservations, but we'll be happy to seat you in. No shit, idiot. You're a restaurant. I know that part already. I know, oh man, they don't have reservations. Maybe they also won't seat us? Yeah. People are taking pictures of me. Well, it's because you're the Joker, baby. Yeah.

I'm Moker. They're not laughing at you. They just had a funny thought as they walked by. It's just like, hey, they heard about the reservation. Hey, do you have this thing I want? No, we don't, but here's this other thing you didn't ask that you know we have. That's fine. Are you softening the blow? It doesn't do anything for- Chris got real excited. Well, yeah, I mean, Chris is ex- yeah, look at him.

Chris is gonna come back, Chris is gonna come back wearing paint and going, Me too now! Me too! I saw you and I- you gave me the courage to dress up like the Joker on November 1st. That was just like, did class just get out? There was 19 people that just walked by and they all stopped and smiled and took pictures. Actually, just kissed a picture. Do you think that someone was dressed like the Joker on January 6th? Yeah.

Had to be, right? I mean, had to be, but also, not that I... Not that I saw! Yeah, but you would think as well-documented as all of that was, we would have seen one. Can you Google January 6th Joker question mark? Maybe the Jokers didn't make it on site. Like, people were like, alright, you guys go, you know, stop this whole president or whatever. We'll hang back and get the snacks ready whatever we'll hang back

and get the snacks ready and we'll dress up like Joker and then when you guys come back from winning right from winning we'll greet you we'll have like little

you know like chicken sandwiches or something I feel like the Jokers would have been leading the way on that though you know yeah I'm looking I don't see a January 6th Joker

I see a lot of people dressed up like Joker I don't want to say it's a missed opportunity but it's definitely a missed opportunity. 100%. They do it on the next one. Do it on the next one. Yeah, 2025.

January 7th. I'm going to be honest. If something even comes close to smelling like something could happen again, I'm going. That's right. You heard it here. FBI, FBI, FBI. I'm going and I'm filming. I'm just going, I'm just, it's for the court case.

Hi, sir, what's your name? Hi, sir, what's your name? What are you doing here? Because everyone there was super excited at the time. Oh, yeah, they can stop talking about it. I'm so brave, I don't care. And they're like, oh, shit, oh, shit, delete that. And then, boy, go there, just catalog everything.

It was people going, yeah, we're doing this. Yeah, we're taking back our government. And then the next day they're like, ah, let me just get on this American Airlines flight. What do you mean no fly list? And it's like, ah, your life is different now, huh? Yeah, no shit, dude. Ah, I didn't see this coming.

Really? What do you mean John Walsh is looking for me? Bro, even like, I mean, there's like crazy sentences, right? Like people have gotten over like a decade in prison and shit. But anything. Imagine like the lowest level of like prison time, but it's like, oh, they got like six months. Compared to 15 years in prison, six months is six months. But a normal person, like a non, like, just like a quote unquote, like an average citizen who hasn't been in trouble with the law or whatever. It's like, you decided to be

a fucking idiot and now you have to go to jail for half a year? Like, you have to go to jail for, it would be like if one day we're just like, yeah, Eric has to go to jail for six months. Yeah. What? Yeah, he got really excited and just kind of went, ah! It's fucking crazy! It's so cool too because they do

it and then they're going to prison and like, it was like, yeah, we're taking it back for you, Trump, and he doesn't give a fuck about what you did or how you did it. He's just like, great, we hanging Mike Pence or no? No? Alright, guys, don't do this. Hey, it's not his

time right now. It's not yet his time. Could you imagine? Like, we live in the weird little timeline where it happened, but nobody died. There's a timeline where they got to Pence. Something happened. You know what I mean? I mean, six people did die, but I know what you mean.

Yeah, that's true. They don't count. Jesus. They're going to jail anyway Just take a second And I'm dressed like the Joker I think he's rubbing off on me He's definitely rubbing off

All around your mouth I was talking about the food I was hungry I'm just saying like He'd have to put that shit back on All around your mouth. Sorry about the food. I was hungry. Yeah, you ate it all. I'm just saying, like, he'd have to put that shit back on every time he eats. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You never see him eat. Never see him eat.

Maybe he doesn't need to. I want to see Bane eat. Show me how Bane eats. It would be painful. How much protein do you think Bane has taken to get that big and you never even see him eat? That's weird, huh? Must be steroids. A lot, dude.

Well, the steroids doesn't... You still need protein. They don't just make muscles. Do they? His do. Whoa. Gotta find out. Okay.

Give me him. That would be great. Give me him. You're a wrestling guy. You probably know. Dude, if we did steroids, that'd be so cool. I think that'd be awesome.

This podcast would be way different. I want to do... Be way more angry. Can you do like... Is it possible to isolate Steroid activation on your body Like can I do steroids on one side And not the other

Just as like an experiment Yeah just to compare I think you have to like Lift heavier on one side And that would be it Yeah but I don't wanna do that I wanna do exactly the same But steroids

You know what I'll look into it Yeah And then I know People will be like People will be like What's Michael doing

I'm like nothing and one arm is just 1.5 times the size of the other What's Michael doing He's trying something I'm figuring stuff out I love when people post online Clearly he's taking stuff And it's like nope Michael?

People think that Michael's taking steroids and stuff Do you know what steroids does to a person? Yeah. People think that Michael's taking, like, steroids and stuff, and it's like... Do you know what steroids does to a person? Yeah. Yeah, this. I'm sorry, Michael. You're looking at it, baby. If you were doing steroids, you would be humongous.

Yeah, oh, you would be gai-gantic. I'd be humongous and also, like, covered in acne. Yes. Uh-huh. Yes. Hey, wait a minute. Yeah. I'm wearing makeup for no reason at all.

I just want to look like the Joker every day. The Joker paints his back white. Yeah, he paints all of his back. Don't look at it. Mostly my upper back. I paint that and that's it. Because I like it. I thought you said it was psoriasis. Yeah, that's what it is. It was future planning. About ten years ago, I was like, in a couple of years, I'm going to start steroids.

But I have to lay the groundwork. And so I'll just keep saying, ah, darn. The psoriasis that every time people are like, I don't see it. It's everywhere. Yeah, yeah. Don't worry about it. It's in remission right now. It's going to come back.

It's going to come back. It's a point in the long game. I also, trust me, I'll let you know. Yeah. Right? It'll be, I'll let you know yeah right it'll be I'll film it all like the idea I would do anything that over the top in secret is insane crazy it's not

in my DNA I'm making taco pass videos okay I mean which by the way yeah November 1st it ends tomorrow yep so we should have a video pretty soon. What's up? So Nick's going to be way under.

I'm just saying. I'm going to say under five. No kidding. So it ends. He was at Disney World for a whole week. They got McDonald's and Disney World. I don't know why I said McDonald's. Taco Bell.

It ends November 2nd. Now, there's some dispute between myself and Gremlin Larry, who's also on the Taco Pass. How's he doing? He's doing very well. Oh, is he doing the thing where he only gets the one taco also?

He's not doing that. Oh, that's crazy! Oh, we know what we call that. He's a mark. I'll tell you what we call that. Yeah. He's a mark. Yep. I'll tell you what we call that. We call it a delighted man. Yeah. I don't know if that means tomorrow's the last day and it ends or today's the last day. I feel like tomorrow, usually when something says ends on this day, you can do it on that day.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would be the last day. So it would be, I think, is tomorrow. But, I have a little one little thing I could bring up here if I want like a little tease outside the video of the Taco Bell video itself because as we agreed, no spending money.

That's the whole point. Make it free. But, in the final hour they threw in another challenge. Which is definitely them trying to do a cash grab yes but i submit to the face jam courts that it is sensible and is just as sensible as the taco pass itself there is a there's a challenge that use the taco pass to get a taco and spend have your bill not be zero dollars and you get triple points. So it's going like, spend money.

And I was like, now look. Get more points. If it's a specialty, I'm going to do it today just in case tomorrow doesn't work. But I'm like, hey, it's at the end. And also to me, that's an investment where like, I'm going to use all these points immediately. That's going to pay off later for sure. This is the part where, again, I think I'd be a fool not to do it because I'm going to go right back to going to Taco Bell normal style

after the Taco Bass is over. It's like, why wouldn't I want these bonus points waiting for me? So tonight, intentionally, I'm going to feast. I'm going to get a bunch of shit and get my triple points. I think we'll allow it because it's at the end and it is a different thing. So I think it's good. Do you think they introduced this because

too many people were... Talk IR. Yeah, we get it. I always roll my eyes at hilarious jokes, though. I'm laughing because they wrote talk. The talk is what made me laugh. The talk IRA. Do you think they introduced this because not enough people were...

Oh, no. I think most people probably spent a fuck ton of money. Yeah, and I think... I think most people do not go, I'm only going to get one talk. No, I think they're trying to squeeze... I think they're trying to squeeze the last bits of blood out of this story. I think they're trying to get Michael. Yeah. And they're going to get me last bits of blood out of the stone. I think they're trying to get Michael.

And they're going to get me, but I don't feel getting got. I feel like, and I said this in one of my Taco Pass videos, I feel like I'm just recommitting the same investment of when I spent $10. Now, it's not as valuable, but it's still valuable. There's value. There's always value. I would separate it. If not else, you have to use it with the Taco Pass taco, right?

I would make it a separate purchase, but they're forcing my hand. This is taco math. This is taco math. Taco Pass taco math. Taco Pass taco math. Anyway, let's learn about muya food. Boy, this episode is off the rails, isn't it? Yeah, it's a good one.

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a pretzel pub bun for $1 more. He's gasping over there like that's not what we ate. Yeah, but now he's thinking about going back and getting other burgers with a bun. You can get a bun for $1 more? We did that. we ate. Yeah. Yeah, but now he's thinking about going back and getting other burgers with a bun. He was just like, you can get a bun for a dollar more? We did that. We just ate that. Yeah, but what's the difference between the King's Hawaiian Pretzel Bun and the Pretzel Pub Bun? I think it's the same thing.

I think it's just- So we paid a dollar for the same thing? No. Or WeMark's? I don't think you paid a dollar for it. No, I don't think we paid- no, I think we're good. And then he's saying that you can get this on anything. Yes. Now, Wendy's style. good. And then he's saying that you can get this on anything.

Yes. Now, Wendy's style. For a dollar more. Yep. It is weird because they call it a buttery Queen's Hawaiian bun, and then it makes it seem like there's a different pretzel bun. Right. They just got lazy and didn't say it again. Interesting.

Very. It's weird that you're talking about the burger, and then as an aside mention, but you get the bun on other burgers too. I wasn't really thinking about that, but thanks for the option. All right, press material. We're continuously striving to create menu items that leave a lasting impression on our guests, said Doug Wilmarth, president of Moo-Yah Burgers, Fries and Shakes, the Pretzel Pub and Cookie Butter Shake. What kind of cookie?

Why didn't we get one? I'll tell you. And then she didn't say fucking thing. I'll tell you why we didn't get it because he ordered it ahead. And you say, why didn't you order it ahead? Because Eric ordered it

and he never gets to the streets. He would never get a shake for us. He only gets pissed off into it, which you can do if he hasn't ordered it and he never gets to the streets. He would never get a shake for us. He only gets pissed off into it, which you can do if he hasn't ordered it yet. There will be so many days I say, hey, did you order it yet or not? And depending on yes or no, and if it's a no, I'm like,

great, I'm getting two. I won't bother if you already ordered it, but if you haven't, I'm letting you know before we get there to not nick you because I appreciate it. It's the same thing. It's still me being you, but it's a difference going, hey, in 20 minutes when we get there, I want this. Not going, oh,

oh, while in line going, oh, that one. He just sees everything that's there. Oh, oh, oh, me and that. No, we have enough. Gracie, if I were to say they have a cookie shake, what would be your next question? What flavor cookie?

Got to be a plate! This rules. You guys are the same. This rules. I mean, okay, but what other question would be asked? Like, that is the question to ask. You even teeter up a little bit more than I did. Yeah, I teetered you up with a question.

Yeah, he just- But I wanted the right answer. In the car. That is the only right answer. Yeah. Eric mentioned it. Uh-huh. And he was like, or Jordan mentioned it. I was like, oh, we're getting the shake.

Yeah, yeah. And he goes, oh, it's a cookie shake. It's a cookie shake. And immediately goes, what kind of cookie? And we're like, who gives a shit? It's a milkshake, cookie flavored milkshake. And you need more than that? The only questions are what flavor cookie or just, can I have one?

The problem I get, the thing that doesn't even make sense to me is like, if there's no option, who gives a shit? Yeah. Right? If they said, hey, we have a cookie shake and there's five different cookies to choose from. You're going to get whatever generic cookie in the cookie shake. It's not like there is an option for a flavor. So it's so weird to me to immediately go there. Yeah.

I don't know. And I also said there was no cookie. I was curious. Yeah, we know. I also wanted to know, like, what cookie was I going to say where you were going to go, oh, I don't want that.

There was no bullshit. Oatmeal. Call him out immediately. Yeah, no kidding. Also, who would make an oatmeal cookie shake? Who would ever? I'd eat an oatmeal cookie. Yeah, no kidding. Yeah. Also, who would make an oatmeal cookie shake? Who would ever? I'd eat an oatmeal, though. Oatmeal cookie.

I love oatmeal cookies. Oatmeal cookie shake would be pretty good. I feel like oatmeal cookies are my, like, even when I was a little kid, I'm like, I feel like this is old people food. It is. Yeah. I feel like it's an old person cookie, but I also like raisins, though. So that's why.

Oh, weird. Yeah. I don't like. Big fucking weird energy. I only like the. Like in a raisin. I only like the iced oatmeal cookies. Yeah. I'm just like- Big fucking weird energy like in a raisin. I only like the ice oatmeal cookies. Yeah, I'm just like-

Those are the only good ones. And then we found out it's a cookie butter shake. Oh, that sounds awesome. I just like, crazy's elevated to the now, like watching a movie, commenting on the podcast

as it's happening in the podcast. Yeah, that's true. I'm just like, oh, I like raisins. Yuck! No way, man. Speaking of, before we get back to that, speaking on commenting over a movie,

we got to watch Ambulance. We got to. We got to watch Ambulance. We got to watch Ambulance. We're going to do a watch-along. I think there's a thing where they're like, oh, we should do like streams for like first members. And we're just like, can we watch?

I asked, can we just watch Ambulance? Can we cater Alamo Draft House pretzels for that? You know what, Gracie? It's not a bad idea. It's not a bad idea. Because you can order that stuff. Dude, I wish Coco's had not gone out of business. Coco's Bavaria was this beer garden place that had the best fucking pretzels.

They were so good. Crispy on the outside, soft on the inside. Everything you want in a pretzel? Alamo's are pretty top tier. Alamo's are good. They were so good. Crispy on the outside, soft on the inside. Everything you want in a pretzel. Alamo's are pretty top tier. Alamo's are good. They are pretty top tier. All right, we'll watch Ambulance and then Gracie can order pretzels and we can do pretzels. Yeah, we can have real food too.

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comes just in time for Oktoberfest celebrations. And because it's so ridiculously delicious, we decided it was only fair to make this an option on all our burgers too. You said the Oktoberfest thing and Nick went, oh. Like that answered a question that had been asked? Why didn't you get the cookie butter shake? I gotta be honest. Because he hates us.

Well, here's the thing. Here's the thing. Normally, it's some sort of Nick. Who said it, Nick or Gracie? Nick's just like, I want candy. I want this. And it has nothing to do with anything. This is in the press release that he printed out several times.

And it just seems weird that he didn't go out of his way and order it without asking. The burger was the thing. And then the cookie butter shake was something that we talked about on the way. And then we could have ordered it when we were there. No, we couldn't have. Yes, we had to fuck out of here. And then we landed on. Eric did offer.

I did. We were in the car. We were approaching. Yeah, but it was an offer. No, it was 100% an offer. It was an offer of, we can do it. Because I was going to text Gracie. I'm going to be honest with you.

I definitely just tuned that out. I didn't care enough about the cookie. If it were another flavor, I would have been like, we should do it. Because he said if it was the fruit loop cake, he would have done it. That's how you can tell that I was not in this conversation at all. Because I would have jumped at giving Nick what he wants at your expense. What do you have? But I walked in and I completely missed that.

I made the decision, oh, we're not getting it. The second you got handed a bunch of bags because I went, there were like, this little guy's going to have a fit. There were so many bags. I know. Seriously, the number of bags, I went, can't order the shakes. Yeah. The number of bags, like, you're lucky he didn't say something

when you started walking. Yeah. Start sweating. All right. So what'd you think of this thing? It's pretty good. Jordan? It was salty. Yeah. Yeah, it was good.

It was good, it was too tiny. Very small. Here's my problem whenever you do beer cheese. It should also still have a slice of cheese. Oh! I think the burger, I think it should be a cheese burger, and then if you want, like, extra cheese, go for it. I didn't even think of that. Yeah, that's a good point.

I just, Nick is golf clapping me, thank you. I just feel like if you're gonna be like, ooh, we got this cheese to spice it up, it's like, yeah, but don't take away the cheese that was already there. Especially because it's different. Like, the two cheeses work together. But I'm a cheese guy, so.

I noticed these things. I didn't think about that. The thing that Stuck out to me were the amount of onions on this thing. There was a lot. I also love them. So many onions and so big they weren't They were a lot. They weren't Um, I don't know, what kind of onions were they? Because they didn't like- They weren't like slivered onions Yeah, they were like- No, they were like onion petals They were cut like a little bit thicker and I think that they were- They weren't like red onions which onions They were like onion petals They were cut a little bit thicker They weren't like red onions which have that more acidic taste to it That I really hate That's why I don't get onions on In-N-Out burgers

It just gets dominated It's like a Yellow onion so it's a little bit sweeter And they were kind of like Fried They kind of caramelized but not really They were very sweet though fried. They kind of caramelized, but not really. They were very sweet, though. They were very good.

And so many of them. I was scooping them up out of the tray. They were falling out, and I was like, I'm okay with it. I didn't go back for them. The bacon, you can tell it was some high-quality bacon, too. Like, it looked like a pig. I mean. It looked like a pig I mean shaped like a pig

it was a Lincoln stater I'm your father get it it wasn't just like the strips pretty good it wasn't just like

the little like microwave strips that you get on the like fast food burgers it looked it looked like good quality bacon I feel like Wendy's

has some decent bacon McDonald's bacon fucking sucks I don't like yeah that's what I think of when I has some decent bacon McDonald's bacon fucking sucks yeah that's what I think of when I think about McDonald's bacon I never get bacon at McDonald's dude the bacon on the like the um McGriddle is like such it's like the microwave yeah I always go for the saucy

just do sausage um but I was expecting the salted bun to be weird. And it was. You could notice it, at least on my first bite. I was like, ooh, this could be weird. And then I didn't notice it after that.

And I think it worked really well. So let me give the other one a 78.5 last time we went there. Guys, I think Munoz is good. I think so, too. Yeah. It's small. Michael kept saying two good ones in a row. I think so, too. Yeah. It's small. Michael kept saying two good ones in a row. I know.

Is that allowed on this show? Yeah. I'm going to give it an 82. We've lost our edge. I know. Like, remember when you were the fucking freak and like... I know. Now, not only am I not, there's two of them.

I know. You're dressed like the Joker. I know. I'm the normal guy. All right, 82. What's going on with the show? Yeah, could have used an extra slice of cheese. Too small. I don't understand why it's small.

Salty, but I like it. I'm at the point where I can appreciate a small burger. I'm not going to be like, oh, man, not enough food. I'm going to be like, I'm not stuffed after this. I agree with what you're saying, but'm with michael because it is not advertised like it is a small burger that that is small for something that is advertised like if that's your dinner and that's the burger that you get that is that's tiny and that's like not it's perfect if you know because then your jordans can be like oh i love it it's a perfect size shake shack is

also pretty if you're like oh i can't wait for my burger I haven't seen and like if you got that delivery and that showed up I would if this wasn't face jam I would have been like what the fuck yes I would have eaten it in five seconds and would have cost me a fortune because the guy would have been delivery and tip and all that and I'd be like what yeah I mean this cost us all this cost us a fortune anyway uh order from what was it I found the name of what was it fucking oh you just you said hoot What was it? I found the name of it What was it? Fucking Oh you just You said it Hooties Was it Hooties?

Hooties yeah Order from Huge burger Those things were huge That was like Yeah this is why I paid $30 Yeah To get this Hooters burger

Delivered to my house Awesome Hooties This is not great Hooties Uh 85 Wow It was good

Honestly like it That's how good it is Like could've used a slice of cheese Could've used sliced cheese, could've been bigger. 85. That would've been in the 90s territory, if they, uh... I think if it was bigger, probably, yeah. Uh, 83.5. The beer cheese was... the beer cheese was... good.

Yeah, it was good. I feel like it could've been better. I always... Just flavor-wise, it was fine. I always think we should've just seasoned a patty, though, from a fast food place. Yeah. I thought the burger itself was really good. It was good.

Oh, it's a smash burger. It's really... I love smash burgers. It's like that really, like, lacy, like, smashed, really thin one itself was really good. It was good. It was a smash burger. It's really, it's like that really like lacy, like smashed really thin one. I liked it. It was good.

I would absolutely put an egg on that burger. Yeah. Whoa. If Muya was closer, it would be a place I would go to. But boy,

it's not fucking close at all. Here's what I will say though. The fries suck. Yeah. The fries suck ass. Is he going on about the fries? Boy, I hope the microphone picked up the noise that Gracie made.

Yeah, it was like a... There's no other way to describe taking the fries out of the bag can only be described as slopping them out. They're not normally that soggy. They're soggy as shit. Right now, yeah. They've been in that wet bag. I mean, not right now. The second you sat down there, we reached in this bag

and I was like, I'm going to have soggy fries. And Gracie's going... She's also been eating the fries the whole time. I can only imagine how cold they are. The sweet potato fries were a bit better just because they're consistent.

They weren't as soggy. The sound you made was like, it wasn't like you got punched in the gut. It was like somebody did a little... We could hear your stomach acid. That's what it was. It was like sometimes when your little like we could hear your stomach acid. That's what it was. It was like sometimes when your mouth's open

and you just hear it was like is it your stomach? It was kind of like that. We were going on about them and I was like these are shit. Have them fresh

and it'll change your mind. Okay. It reminded me too much of Five Guys. It's exactly like Five Guys. Yeah, I don't like Five Guys fries either. Sorry.

Those are my favorite kind of fries. See, I'm okay with Five Guys fries either. Sorry. Those are my favorite kind of fries. See, I'm okay with Five Guys. Very potato-y. They're all fine. It's time for a snack attack. They are very potato-y. An hour and five minutes in? Yes, this is a snack attack from Gracie.

Don't exaggerate. Ready? It's probably less than that if we cut out what Eric said in the middle of the episode. Oh, it's getting cut out. No, wait, leave it in. No. We have to cut you out. Hey, we got a drink. Waterloo. It leave it in. No. We have to cut you out. Hey, we got, uh, we got a drink.

Waterloo! It's Waterloo. Nice. Is this hard? No. No. What the fuck? We wish.

It is- I have... ...hard iced tea I was drinking before Face Chat. Oh yeah? Yeah. Cause I like to just say, time to get hard. Spiced apple. Seasonal flavor.

Oof. Siminen? This is- Siminen sticks? Sin- This is spiced apple Waterloo sparkling water. seasonal flavor oof simonin this is eminent sticks cinnamon this is an apple water loose sparkling water I feel like this doesn't need to be in water form but let's Jesus Christ in the world terrible what a bad idea all so like

insanely carbonated yeah just like they're shooting it into my mouth. Yeah. He burped inwards. Yeah, no. That's like the most carbonated thing I've ever had in my life. And then the flavor's terrible.

It tastes like drinking a candle. Yeah, and then we end his candle. That was a bigger version of the sound that you made. It's true. But his was way worse. More elongated. Yeah. This sucks.

This is awful. What an unnecessary flavor for carbonated water to be. And I took a sip and now I'm thirstier. I just want to get this taste out of my mouth. That's terrible. It's like looking gross. Looking like a broom of cinnamon. No, he's right.

He's right. It's like a candle, man. The aftertaste is like all the parts of the taste is bad. It's like the worst cider. It is. Do you know what it is? It's being at grandma's house at fall time because she changed the Glade plug-ins. Yeah.

What does Nick's thing say? He said, I got a case of it from Costco. Did you not bust shit in bulk? This is gonna be, he's gonna mix this with whiskey and he's gonna love it. This tastes like something that you would go to Cheer Ups and they would mix with whiskey. See, that's fine because it would,

the shit taste would blend with the whiskey taste. It all tastes like whiskey. Again, it tastes like going to grandma and she changed the Glade plugin thing and it is, it's this. It's just again it tastes like it tastes like going to grandma she changed the glade plug-in thing and it is it's this it's just it's like the puff you're giving it a big thumbs down huh well i uh behind peek behind the curtain i know someone who uh is on the board oh really tell them they fucked up i'm gonna send them a picture of me giving a thumbs down be like with the joker don't don't do this like, With the Joker. With the Joker. I feel like the Joker in the background would have been threatening,

so I moved Michael out of the frame. What the fuck is this guy going to do to me? Usually I'm a big fan of Waterloo. My wife gets it all the time. Black Cherry is the go-to flavor. I'm going to try it again. The cranberry is really good for Christmas time. It's so bad.

This sucks, though. Yeah. You know what it's like to use a candle? It's also like sucking a Glade plug-in. It's exactly what it is. It's like when- I keep going back to see if it's better, and it's just so strange. No apple at all.

It's all the cinnamon. It's all the cinnamon. The second it hits your lips, too, it hits you. I'm not even swallowing yet, and you're going, what is this? What is happening to me? When you burp you get a little bit of the apple. Yeah, this stinks. Yeah, so what do you guys give it?

Big crap score. I'm gonna give it a fucking 8. Whoa! 8. Giving it a 13. Unlucky. Wow! Oh my god.

I mean like, I know it's taste buds. Someone will taste it and enjoy it. This is terrible. Average score of 10.5. It smells like it has the same smell and also tastes like if you poured that carpet powder on the floor before you vacuumed

that your mom would pour on the floor. Like hang on I'm gonna vacuum let me throw cocaine everywhere. That's exactly what it looks like. These would be great I know Halloween just passed these would be great at a Halloween party oh shit I missed it you were late these would be

great at a Halloween party because one person would try it and then it would spread like a virus it would be you gotta fucking try this thing you have to try this that is what would happen if it were spiked Everyone would be like, did you try to go to a bath with this? You gotta fucking try this thing. You have to try this. That is what would happen. If it were spiked,

it would be more fun. Oh, if this got me drunk, I would be fine with it. Yeah. It does nothing. It's drinking worse water and that's the worst thing you can have.

It's so bad. 100% worse than water in every way. Because my mouth is so dry now. I just keep on. It's worse in every way than water.

Yep. I got my steez. Hang on. Well. I'm out of my green tea. If you want to send us snacks,. Yep. I got my steez. Hang on. Well. I'm out of my green tea. If you want to send us snacks, you can. You can send them to Face Jam Care of Eric Bedour, 1901 East 51st Street, Austin, Texas, 78723.

Face Jam comes out Tuesdays, but hey, guess what? Wednesdays after Face Jam. Ride Along. What is that? This Ride Along in particular is very good and very off the rails. I mean, it really comes off the windshield. Dude. But if you

enjoy us talking about the roundabout. Oh, you can see it! In all its glory. In a way better angle than you would normally get. Nick did a very poor job of securing the camera. But it's benefited

because we got You're welcome. We got something that's yep all part of the plan that's all part of the plan what I was what I was gonna say Jordan was

the one hard tea I have left is green tea in the other room oh he could he could be drinking green tea getting hard

yep I like the dirt tea flavor go to facejampod.com if you want to check out Ride Along and everything else we've been putting up and you do

yeah because it's good stuff I think maybe some Face Jam Archive stuff going up soon also Catcoin and Food Court Gavel are almost gone

we are like that's what you said last time this was not about the coin uh uh the gavel we're like single digits

I think. Whoa. And these things are probably never coming back. Get them before Kat's mom does. Yeah, no kidding. Every week that goes by, she just buys another one. Yeah. Gotta get them for...

She keeps checking. Yeah, gotta get it for Merry Christmas. Here, Kat, I got this for you. This is your coin. This is yours. She's been using it. Kat will go and play pool or whatever, and you put a coin down to reserve your spot.

She puts the cat coin down. That's awesome. She goes to the arcade. Because everyone else is putting a quarter and stuff, and she goes, that's me. Whoa. Does she do it in the case, or she takes it out? She's got to take it out.

Oh, okay. That would be funny if she leaves it in the case, and it just said, listen to FaceTime. You're like, what the fuck? Hey, Jammers League stuff is out now. Me and Nick are both wearing Grackle sweatshirts. So if you and your friends

get this stuff. And neither one of you changed. Yeah, so. Nick is wearing, he has another shirt on under that. I know.

He's cool. Eric, do you usually just wear a hoodie over no clothes? Yeah, I can do that. That's weird. I've never done that in my life.

It's very strange. I don't find that weird. No. It's strange. It's like, that makes more sense for women though. I was going to feel like it's kind of a girl thing because we're you I'm just In my corner just hit me when my family I'm just turning the site. Yeah, fuck you. I'm just saying I An adult I didn't realize how fast a woman Can be wearing clothes and then not wearing clothes

Because it's just like I thought we were doing like a high five No it's just like a I'm home thing I walk in the door and immediately this comes off I like I wear my clothes forever all the time Oh me too So that's weird that you're not wearing a shirt

My wife thinks it's weird that you're just like wearing jeans At My wife thinks it's weird that, like, she's like, you didn't, you're just, like, wearing jeans at the house. Yeah, you came home and you didn't change? Yeah. That is weird. I don't, it's pants. We're from two different worlds. Like, the second I'm home, I'm not wearing jeans. I don't change when I get home.

No, me neither. Even in jeans. Unless I'm, like, taking a shower. Even in jeans. Jeans are, like, shorts to me. No, like, that's the first thing. Like, even if I five to pee so fucking bad It's definitely a comfort thing I think women are just smarter about I should be comfortable when I get home

I mean that's why It doesn't make sense But for me going oh whatever I always do it You could just not I have an idea about what that is I think if we didn't find this We would be blue collar dipshits And it is just like

I really was I could pull that out of it 100% I was doing the exact same shit we would be blue-collar dipshits, and it is just like... I really was. Exactly. I could pull that out of it. A hundred percent. A hundred... I was doing the exact same shit, and it is like... Well, yeah, I was wearing my... My jeans are so broken in,

they're just comfortable pants. I finally evolved, but... Also, you might need to go out. I finally evolved. Now I just have like 15 pairs of jeans, and not just blue. No. I've got so many colors.

I've got so many colors, and let me tell you. Let me tell you my new favorite pair of jeans I Yeah. And not just blue. No. I've got so many colors. I've got so many colors, and let me tell you. Let me tell you my new favorite pair of jeans I have. What color are they? They're white. They're just like straight white. Uh-huh. My mother-in-law's, and they fit me. Wow.

Whoa. What? They're Lindsey's mom's jeans. What brand are they? I don't know. I'll find out. Let me know. But like, the waist is so small. You can be even more Mike Gracie. I was like, I can get into these. I'll find out. Let me know. But like... It could be Diesel. The waist is so small.

You could be even more Mike Reiss-y. I was like, I can get into these. I can get into these. I was like, yeah. Yeah. White pair of jeans. That was my... Uh, I had an inspired sort of white Power Ranger look yesterday. Oh.

I just wore all white. And that was Halloween. And people kept trying to guess my costume. And I kept saying, well it's not a costume though. And they were like, well is it a Halloween costume? And specifically I went it's not a Halloween costume but I did wear it because

it's Halloween. Even though it's not a costume, I went, I should wear all white today and make a thing out of it. But it's not a costume based on anyone. I just, if somebody were saying that to me, I think I'd walk away as they were explaining it. Well, it's not a costume!

I want to remark on the fact that you said white power ranger. It really was. Well, because I was doing Oh, you think I don't know what I say. I was talking to Griff while she was waiting for

Kai to do Is This Problematic? And I kept saying I'm a white power ranger. And Griff said, white power? And I said, white power ranger. White power ranger. I kept saying that. And don't worry, it was only filmed. And recorded now.

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