100% Eat - Nebraskin For Cinnamon Rolls & Chili %% Food Court

Episode Date: November 23, 2024

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Oh, okay. How about, do we have- There it is, there it is. Someone made him go on the call. Yeah. This sucks. Yeah. Is Sam Eastman here?

Sam, are you here? Request to speak. If Sam Eastman is here, if you're not Sam Eastman, get the hell out of here. This might be them. Nick says it might be them. Okay, Nick says maybe. All right, let's see.

Are you Sam? Hold on. Eastman. I gave him that. Got to be specific. Yes, I am. Sam! Hello. Sam, he is. Are you Sam? Sam Sam he is Sam what does your email begin with I Mean like what is like the first Summons no no the first part of your email like if I were to email you right now testing you uh-huh Let me offer Not the money offer my congratulations to the judge oh, okay, so he's reading his actual email Oh, no, what no, I was asking was actually right. He was asking your address. Yeah, Eric almost put you the fuck

No, guess guess what Sam you were right Sam would you like me Sam would you like me to? Read for you, or would you like to present this it doesn't have to be word-for- you, or would you like to present this? It doesn't have to be word for word, but would you like to present this to the judges? I think I'm already halfway done. Go for it, Sam. Let me offer my congratulations to the judges on their new appointments to the independent circuit.

I present a case that can only fall under your jurisdiction. My friends, family, and neighbors in my home state of Nebraska constantly advocate for the state's tradition of eating chili with cinnamon rolls. Some people simply get them as a meal, while others devise

ways to combine the two at the same time, like dipping the cinnamon rolls into the chili, or pouring the chili over the cinnamon rolls. This is Cincinnati behavior. The tradition is so widespread that the state's homegrown fast food chain, Runza, makes this an official menu item. I like chili and I like cinnamon rolls, but I think even the best chili and the best

cinnamon rolls have no business existing in the same place at the same time. As the state of Nebraska committed food crimes, should I try it? Please help. Only you can stop them. Well, we can judge them, but I don't think we can stop them. The entire state of Nebraska is on trial here. I mean, it sounds... this sounds widespread. This is Midwestern behavior, Yeah cranked to 11. Yeah cinnamon rolls and chili I

Don't understand because I Know that you can put cinnamon in chili sometime it gives it like a little something but like to put it over a pastry yeah, Yeah the entire And again, I know that Cincinnati does stuff with like skyline where it's like my dad is like, oh wow chili spaghetti That's so cool. And my dad's white trash. So like that's still spaghetti and meat. It is It's kind of like yeah

But this is like hold on in my life. I've never had Cinnabon and went guys. You know what we really crank this up I'm suddenly thinking about cup of Wendy's chili better call Saul is not realistic at all because in those flat in those flash forwards where he's working at the Cinnabon in Nebraska Ain't nobody asking for chili with their Cinnabon. Oh my god people are posting their pictures of it. Oh hang on that are It's a cinnamon and then I also runs a is a little run-alike rolls. Yep. There it is full on okay They are just two things next to each other right right, but what Sam is presented together Nope, you see it in their runs a right and then post on Facebook and to be like it's back Yeah, I was worried and what Sam is saying is that some people will pour it over the cinnamon roll?

I think that's where I really lose it like if you're dipping your cinny No, it's not okay, that's where they lose me sweet cinnamon chili that's cinnamon roll crouton That's that it away from me easy get it away demon be gone oh my god it's people just putting the chili oh no see this is this is the bald-headed behavior dude this I think Nebraska might be the bald-headed state no they there the corn husker state My grandma is from was from Nebraska and There's a lot of like Midwestern style food like cuisine stuff. That's kind of like this

It's kind of like the white trash thing yeah like shit on a shingle. Yeah, yes Yeah, yeah that kind of stuff is like at least That's kind of good at the end of the day and like you don't have to really convince anyone that you're not being weird Yeah, it's just a kind of Weird combination of foods, I guess but You can't pick anything further apart from each other than chili in a cinnamon roll it I think I Think that's where it's such a difficult thing because cinnamon roll is such a breakfast thing and chili is so not a

Breakfast thing that like yeah, I don't hear it's heartburn Enjoying a cinnamon roll at like 4 or 5 p.m. seems strange. Enjoying chili at 9.30 a.m. seems strange. I know that you can get it like on an omelet. I feel like that's as far as like the chili will go. I feel like chili, the only time I'm eating chili in the morning is if it's like winter and you're somewhere cold.

That's it. And it's by itself. Because then it's filling the position of soup. Is this a seasonal type of thing? Or this year-round that people enjoy this? It's I mean people enjoy it year-round it runs a it's in Every year they're posting don't worry guys. It's back. Don't worry. Don't work like global farming's a bad Something should be seasonal something should be regional and then something should get stomped out And some things should be tried

No, no, you're crazy What you want to try it you don't need to try it to what I could you brought up Wendy's I could just swing by Wendy's and pick up some chili and they also sell cinnamon rolls They sell the Cinnabon this guy's freaking over I don't but like what do you huh? Look, I don't I'm not sometimes. I say they let's wait to rule on it. I'm not gonna okay You can rule on it. I think I'm still gonna try it though. I got really I Gotta know this sounds insane. I mean you gotta try. I think I think most likely. I'll go. This is horrible

Yeah, we're all right, but what is but you can't make your own and what I also might do Just lick some meat maybe eat a little bit before we cook it just a little bit I make your own poor man's version you got to go to a run son get one Oh, no, but okay runs is just the only official apparently though. He's saying plenty of people do do it You just do it like you're at home. Yeah, that's why I'm entrusting myself to Wendy Yeah, as far as Nebraska weird food stuff. Is there anything fucking that's similar to this that you can think of? This is just like completely out of left field yeah, I agree I agree I can't think of anything that's I mean the only thing that's like this is Cincinnati skyline chili stuff

Yeah, like that's what this feels close Even like it's it's the closest thing, but still is like is that's way it's way over. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's The idea I just don't fucking understand have you had it Sam I Have some right here. I've never tasted it. Oh Well, well what what are we waiting all right I mean Sam you've been holding on to that bombshell Sam take some pictures and then tuck yes take some pictures of it and then why don't you give it a shot right now and you can

give us a testimonial please please dip it in the chili yeah runs a staff no no it's okay that's fine I'm a political I'm a political asylum in New Jersey right now okay Oh, okay? Okay? Yeah respect Yeah, yeah the the big Nebraska guys They're hunting you down. You had to go to New Jersey. Yeah Listen, I started talking about who I thought was the founder of McDonald's and they kind of

Know you can't do that in the Midwest. Nope. They don't want that All right, right crock or no one dip Dip the cinnamon roll in the chili and give us the live taste test also if you can dip it if you can dip it like Aggressively so we can hear it slap that'd be good Well I heard it I heard it I heard it yeah It went that rules What what flavor what flavor is most prevalent? soul Now that see you're just ruining a cinnamon roll and then it'll roll doesn't cut that

Is there is there any sweetness to it? Like an aftertaste okay salty and then it's sticky after Great Okay, so salty and then sticky after Great taste great together. Oh, that's awful I'm willing to as be an outsider and clearly this is like a Nebraska thing yeah fuck it fuck it fuck them You know I mean like yeah doing it. Oh, I know what you mean. Yeah No, yeah, absolutely. I say we put a permanent injunction Uh-huh on Nebraska that if they do not honor yeah, we can come after him. Yeah, for all they're worth. They're Nebraska for it And

also, I want a rule Sam can go back like you know he doesn't have to be on the lam Sam's not a fugitive yeah I appreciate you for having that ready to go yeah dude and waiting that was incredible and great slop sound yeah that made my butt hole so tight it was like oh yeah well like a ruling is free Sam slam, Nebraska Food court rules. Oh man. Thank you Sam one more. Thank you very much. Thank you for your service. Oh my god, dude I don't That's insane. Are you gonna try it? Yes for sure if if you do try it He has to be with you cuz he he want I mean I'll bring it here cuz he's not coming with me

What do you mean? You know I'm not gonna do riding around in the car. I'm not gonna be with you, because he wants it. I'll bring it here, because he's not coming with me. What do you mean? You two riding around in the car? I'm not going to be with him outside the context of this show. What do you mean? He'll be like this. Hey, what are you doing later? You guys don't hang out on the weekends? We're trying to go somewhere, and we never did. I don't remember where it was. Baby, you can drive my car. I don't remember. You can tell me later. It was a thing we were gonna do and I just forgot

Yellow Rose Yeah, okay, he's got two ideas now I don't get me started on yellow rose the Don't get Shane stars. Yeah, no kidding. Uh, I haven't been banned the Sam really came through there by having I did I'm so I'm so proud, but this is what we talk about all the time That's why these fans are legitimately the best that is so next level to be like I have it right here I've never I've never had it before I've got it right here that rocks. That was really that's so crazy also the Just the audacity to oh yeah to sue all of Nebraska. I like yeah like let's take on Corporations next I'm with you other states. Let's take Russia down. What is going on?

Not making me sponge Bob. I don't like it already. What about the pain? I hate the chat so much It was funny when it was all built means so much It was funny when it was all built means Now it's Eric's bald and you can't take it. It's still pretty funny Hey, let's get another rolling Photoshop Eric into the shape of Nebraska. Oh dude. They've been blasted in Nebraska like oh, yeah They can easily Nebraska saying they've been Nebraska for it was pretty good. Yeah, that was really good I got a delayed laugh from Nick for some reason who's the brass like five seconds who's Nebraska for it was pretty good. Yeah, that was really good. I got a delayed laugh from Nick for some reason Who's the brass like five seconds? Who's Nebraska for it next?

I love it someone makes it and then everyone just everyone just go otherwise. I wouldn't see it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, um Sometimes it's too much, but that's okay Property no ball hidden behavior violators will be schlonged We're all getting schlonged yeah, we're strapping getting schlonged now. It's gonna be a long a schlong four years that long schlong Whoever schlongs last long schlong oh yeah This next one was written into us from Kate W. Okay. It's titled, Soup Status. Okay.

Kia ora, glorious judges. New Zealander. I bring to the court a simple petition to be ruled upon, and it is this. Soup is not a meal. Nick's hair fell off. Out of outrage or just I think I think I Order in the court I declare you're not a judge

Soup is not a meal it can be a snack it can form part of a meal as a starter But soup in and of itself is not a meal You cannot have soup for dinner if you have soup for dinner. You have simply skipped dinner Holy shit gate Sidebar items such as stew which is soup with chunks in it Uh-huh when ramen noodles with soup, are not soup. That is why they have different names. To bring more clarity-

That is settled law in this court. To bring more clarity to the court, I shall list examples of soup. Okay, go ahead. Tomatoes a soup. Tomato soup. No. Pumpkin soup.

Carrot soup. Mushroom soup. Lentil soup. Chicken and sweet corn soup By ruling on this petition the court will be setting precedent for future petty Arguments to build cases upon as is the purpose of this court kind regards That's some real soup hate yeah, I Jean 100%

I that's that's a great of jeans 100% at all yeah, I Hate soup I haven't seen that it Paint this big any even Simmons We can't even listen to him cuz he though he won't eat it at all. Yeah, yeah But doesn't like the food yeah, I'll hit watch out. Yeah, I'll agree that Eric has no no he has no standing in this whatsoever But I will also say Kate makes a very convincing logical argument uh-huh because you can have stew as a meal you Can prepare stew for for people and they come over and they eat it and everyone's satisfied

Okay, ramen is another example of something that soup ish, but different And also if you go to soup peddler mm-hmm and you get a soup for lunch yeah comes with the sandwich Yeah Because soup isn't a meal of its own soup is not in of itself a meal so I feel like I tend to agree but like I won't say I'm not gonna go with Eric is a soup so good I'm gonna say I'm gonna say soup is not a meal I feel like it comes down to what kind of soup you're making you get some thick-ass soup with like meatballs and shit It like how's that like Campbell's chunky? I mean Donovan McNabb's mom saying you got a ball soup like

Dude I like chicken, you know you got chicken and pork meatballs in there? And pasta? I just think- That's a meal, bro. I think those are outliers where regular soup is not like that. You may be right, but if they're outliers and there's soup, then it can't be all soup. Yeah. Then you're saying some soup- You can't paint all soups with the same ladle.

I can. Well, you don't count. You don't care. You know what? He is wrong. And you are right. Write that that down because it doesn't happen I I feel like soup I feel like soup even at its basis form I would clarify as like a light meal or a snack But if you start adding shit in there that soup can be upgraded a lunch. At what point does that soup become a stew? That, I don't- As you add things.

That, I don't know what the difference is, Jordan. What is the difference between soup and stew? I think- I don't know. Soup tends to be a little thinner, as far as the broth, with fewer ingredients cooked shorter over time. Stew is usually made in like a thick pot, heated over a long period of time, slowly, so that the flavors kind of stew together, marinate together, and there's more ingredients and larger

chunks of those ingredients. Why are you in the Wendy's app? Are you ordering chili and cinnamon rolls? Yeah, I was. I was doing it before he started this case. Are they going gonna come here or no I'm gonna deliver it do you want me to deliver it what does that mean do we have to get it no great are they gonna break in or get up there's a lot going on right now I was I was not we are in the middle of it here I what I mean you know I was just doing research on the last case sure sure sure yeah, I I gotta just Overall that's a weird one

That's the state of Nebraska just to say like sure are there outliers is all soup a full meal No, I have certainly eaten soup as a meal and been satisfied before and yeah, they're chunkier ones You would say more often than shit though that Kate's argument Fits the bill. I mean I wouldn't say more often than not because I don't eat those soups Mmm for me maybe on a case maybe if we played soup roulette, and you just spun a wheel Or you shot a gun and soup came out Maybe you'd get lighter soups more often. I think yeah Yeah, there'd be more there'd be more light soups in those chambers.

I will say probably the lightest soup I'll eat is tomato and usually it's with something. Yeah, right? A grilled cheese maybe? It goes hand in hand with something, yeah. Or, or again, growing up in New Jersey where it was cold, I'd put it in a thermos and you'd just drink it and it's a little snack and it's just to warm you up. Right, it's certainly not a meal. That's not my lunch, for sure.

But I don't think I can say soup across the board is not a dinner. I just can't, I have to disagree. Where do we make, we gotta make some sort of ruling. So we gotta, let's find some common ground here. My ruling is I think there are soups that- Single ingredient soup? There are soups that certainly do not classify as a dinner, but if you if you've got oh my god I caught it if you've got pasta and a meat. That's a meal. Okay. Come on. I would say chicken noodle That's a heartier a soup like a matzo ball soup. I wouldn't even say that's a meal

I think that's usually going along with something mm--hmm some latkes maybe mm-hmm you know um It's gotta be two ingredients then yeah two or more ingredients to be qualified as a meal. I'm okay with that Yeah, yeah, that's there. That's really tomato soup not a meal. No tomato basil and Something else maybe I don't think so either Maybe. Put some chicken in there. I don't think basil counts as an ingredient. I don't think so either, but there you have it.

Two or more. I'm not sure what else you would add. Hearty ingredients. Two or more, and it's a full-blown meal. Yeah, there's got to be some sort of, like, star. I feel like you've got to have a pasta and a meat. Or two meats. I think chicken noodle is where, like, the line is.

I think chicken noodle. Chicken noodle really is like. Chicken noodle just skirts. Yes. It skirts. It's the lowest. Well, even though it says chicken noodle, it's usually got peas and carrots in it. Maybe some other stuff Yeah, so like that's a little heartier already. Yeah, it's true, but the but sometimes chicken noodle the real thin noodles

Yeah, yeah, real tiny noodles, so you're walking a line, but I think it's gonna be to ingredient chick arena Dude, yeah, that thing is fucking hearty. You got all those little balls. I don't know what the pasta is called Yep, good. Look I love love that shit Yeah, right it goes That's its sprite sound yep, not the drink There you have it rule on it. It's called starry now Nice ruling you know what I feel like what rules I feel like that was a compromise that was Jordan I can read I like yeah, that's nice. We can reach across the aisle and strike you. Yeah, that's right Yeah, that's nice. We can reach across the aisle and strike you. That's right

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Where are you? About 600 miles north of Pflugerville. Oh, where's morning? Very nice. Adam, would you like me to read what you sent in or would you like to present it to the court? You know what oh I'll go ahead and read it. Okay go Adam. It's all you the floor is yours You can throw yourself at the mercy of the court All right, so I had to the highest recognizable court

I have a friend who thinks it's better to make hot chocolate with red wine. Come on. What? To be more specific, the sweetest red wine you can get. Her method is to take one cup of milk, boil it, and melt down two chocolate bars. Now at first she told me it was too dark, but then sometimes she does one regular and one dark.

Uh huh, uh huh, that's good. And you're melting it in a 500 milk cup, which is 16 ounces. A 16 ounce cup. Then fill the rest of the cup with a sweet red wine, typically a kosher sweet red wine and like your three dollar a bottle of it's but uh right uh-huh man I haven't tried mostly the best one please hammer her for spreading this alcoholic

chocoholic abomination to me what what really sold me on this was alcoholic chocolate chocoholic I thought that was really good. Um, okay What also, huh, and then furthermore how dare you where did she come up with this? Yeah, like how do you get struck by lightning and then come out of a coma and go I saw something Do you like what I don't even understand how this thought crosses your mind You ever wonder of like how we even like came up came up with the idea of alcohol where it's like this juice has been sitting around for a while. I think I'll take a drink.

Uh huh. Whoa I feel weird. I feel so good. Like how do you come to this conclusion? Yeah. This? I- Is there a story behind it? Does she know or this was just always was?

I think this was just like some pandemic shit going Behind her two favorite things in the world. You know what that's Yeah, yeah, I had asked if she wanted to fend herself and all she sent me with a chocolate bar emoji Might as well be a middle finger. Yeah, no kidding strong defense Now what you said you've had it before what do you what would you say it tastes like god it was back in March but I did this have you ever had like rancid red wine? Kind of? The wine with corks? You know when your wine turns bad and you throw it out?

Is it... Do you think the chocolate is playing like a heavy lifting role? Is it mostly just the wine that you're getting at? Like it's just mostly wine, right? I think the main idea was trying to cause the original recipe

I was told and I only used one bar cuz holy hell But it was supposed to like sweeten up the dark like the dark chocolate somehow cuz it's sweet red one. Yeah Good pairing with red wine right not to drink them boils down Boiled down with milk I could appreciate it no no condensing yeah dude you know down with you know Spencer's in the chat right now going does not sound bad you know bilk is in here going so pretty good I'd actually try by the way he did post a video earlier today of him bilking ah and he usually you just take a little nibble of the booyah cube and it was crunch it's so

hard it's so hard rock dude chocolate will come on chocolate will come on I feel about chocolate will I don't I know no no no no no The the cinnabon chili doesn't sound so bad now. Yeah, okay? Absolutely not uh I think you make a hammer rolling on this his hair is getting crazy. He looks like he was getting drunk. Yeah He's a simple country lawyer. Now I do say if I... He's just Thai. Um, this is heinous.

Yeah! I don't even know how you get here. It's a heinous thing and also, what I feel what makes it worse is sometimes, like again, okay, the chili and the cinnamon, that sounds crazy. But you're taking two things and you're slapping it together. Yeah, there's work in this Yeah, you gotta boil your boiling milk and melting chocolate to then just combine it with shitty $3 wine I've made hot chocolate a delicious treat stop there and you go stop

I gotta keep going I gotta keep going what else gonna put it this red wine, baby Manish evitz all the way insane okay? Yeah, no, uh even when I prepared this cuz uh up here in Halcurt or North Flugerville whatever Whatever the joke is able to find a Find a sweet red wine, so I went just just I did this at someone else's house Oh no can I come fuck up your kitchen? Did they kick you out? Their sister's boyfriend came down the stairs and saw what I was doing and just turned back on me

He came down in his underwear and he went and got a face like that You get the hell out of here! I don't want to be doing this either You get out of here! I don't want to be doing this either. You get out of here, you don't come back! Alright, make the ruling, Hammer ChocoWilk... ChocoWilk, bad. It's not just a food crime, it's a crime against all culinary senses. And sensibilities.

And Nick's gonna try it. Alright, Hammer, thank you, Adams, that was great. Tell your friend to fucking cut it out. Thank you very much Yeah, I mean like that's one that like probably she should stop. Yeah. Yes, absolutely Go back to licking uncooked meat. Yeah All right, thank you that either. Thank you Adam both You prepare licked uncooked meat with a nice choco will get a get a choco wilt going. Yep We have a spread I have for you today. We have a couple more that I definitely want to get to these summons

And then we have one more to read, but we'll see This food court's been great. I'm I'm really yeah, and you're Nebraska alright shut up I hate I hate being Nebraska Here to brassica It doesn't even look like Eric at that point not at all It was like a skin for the sims that like you put my face on the thing and then you play me this is How this is how? skins look like for Minecraft When you attach it there, they're like right folded like that fold

Yeah, when you have to add it as as they JPEG, that's what it looks like. You could probably- When you put it in Photoshop to paint it. You could almost use this to make an Eric skin in Minecraft. If someone makes the Minecraft skin layout, I'll attach it to a character. I want to see that, man. What a mess. That rules.

I'm not sure what this one, this one's thin, but Jordan wanted to include it. Buggy Neal. Buggy52, aka Neal. Are you here? Buggy Neal. That's loyal Buggy. They've requested to speak. Yep, that might be him.

I believe Buggy is also a 100% fan. Whoa! Which is how we heard about this. Hello. Neal, how are you doing? Oh, I'm great. Well, Ne Neil. How are you doing? Oh? I'm great well Neil. Thank you for being a 100% fan. Thank you for supporting us Thank you for being here for food court here is what you sent in because I want you to sort of extrapolate on this I would like to hammer my wife for her propensity to remove the skin from McDonald's nuggets

Like the psychotic person that she has proven to be. I love you, dear, but this is simply psychotic behavior. Neil, what does she do? So, this came to my attention about a year ago. We were on a road trip with my wife and son, where we stopped for McDonald's, and my 3-year-old, now almost 4-year-old asked for some nuggets She everything was great until she reached back and grabbed one of his nuggets and proceeded to tear the skin off

With her teeth eating the skin Wait first the mystery meat Just exposed to the world uh-huh Undressing it and then just tosses it aside doesn't consume it Uh, no, please hold okay. I have Photographic evidence oh, it's coming in It's in the j was there yeah, there dude What the hell?

It's bad Bald it's bald headed the bald-headed nugget So she explained to me that she only does this with McDonald's nuggets. Is it a special thing with the skin there? It's probably just because the skin is so much looser on McDonald's nuggets. It's quite loose Because the skin is so much looser on McDonald's nuggets. Looser? It is quite loose. She's right about that. Does?

So, so after she eats the skin and she has her bald headed nugget, does she eat that or does she dip it in a sauce and then eat it or does she toss it? We were in the car at the time so I don't know if she would normally dip it but... Have you had it's just it caught me off guard and it Really made me question. Now. I don't want to put you in a situation that you are don't photoshop Request that I'm so glad you beat me to it. Thank you so Neil I don't want to put you in a situation. I don't want to put you in a situation that you're not comfortable with I don't want to put you in a situation. I don't want to put you in a situation that you're not comfortable with

But what here you go would you be comfortable asking your wife if she would dip her bald nugget? Yes, I could make a phone call real quick well you don't have to make a phone call I just if she was there it would have been nice, but well there well they've been spending time apart. That's So that's why he's asking Well, they're well they've been spending time apart. That's right So that's why he's asking he's been eating burger keys only wondering if you should reconcile dude I how did how did it make you feel seeing a bald-headed nugget like that a Little uncomfortable yeah, I can I'm comfortable as I see these Eric. Okay, all right all right Can I can I just tell you to from the court? As you're explaining this I got a text from my wife.

I do that to my nuggets. NOOOOOO! Oh my god! This affects all of us! Do you see? This is why we do what we do. This affects everyday people just like us. Okay? We might seem like we're on a high horse here.

And we are. Much higher. Much, much higher. I insisted that we be elevated. But we got it for next time. Sometimes even stray arrows reach up here at Mount Olympus. And I've been pierced through my heart with chicken nuggets. And you shall strike down with lightning.

Well, here's the thing It's like take it's like somebody taking their Halloween costume off and on the inside. It's just a little gremlin And then you eat I I agree It's just like I was waiting for you to say by the way that your kid wanted chicken nuggets And then she ate the skin and then gave the leftovers to you. Yes that yeah that like that has that And then she ate the skin and then gave the leftovers to you. Yes that yeah that like that has that Okay, but you don't know what happens when you're not around it's true could be occurring when you're out there be getting naked nuggets Food court

Time so oh you got a bald-headed kid well they usually come out that way oh Yeah, he was three. Oh, okay. I guess that was a choice. I'll do that to you. Oh She oh, you know what you know what you really dropped that so casually I congratulate you for that But we were trying just not to make assumptions And now we look like asshole And now we look like asshole No, hey, you know what I I applaud you for its normalcy for you. I will we we really got hammered. Yeah You really turned it on the court buggy did mention that I believe tomorrow is his last Chemotherapy session yes

Congratulations, that's really congratulations! That's really awesome! That's really fantastic Get him some chicken nuggets To celebrate Go get him some chicken nuggets and don't let your wife touch them please I think this ruling is that it's bald headed behavior Oh certainly, it's bald headed behavior, it's bald headed chicken I just don't get it Everything about it is bald-headed behavior. It's bald-headed chicken. Yeah, I just don't get everything about it is bald

But I have so many other questions, too It's also it's not filling you can't get full from that. You're not eating the scraps. Mm-hmm I'd be this certainly the skin isn't enough But also like does eat the nugget, but it's just disturbing that she's eating it naked together. It's so much better I agree. Let me let me agree this does she do it to one nugget at a time or does she de-skin all of them and then go back? And eat all of them one at a time okay, okay? That's like a whole process I'm normal as I could have hoped yeah, right yeah, yeah Lot of a pickle first

Skin wait what I'm sorry Sometimes eat the juicy part of the pickle out I don't understand what that means. How do you separate? So wait wait wait? Spears it's got to be like pickle spears It's like when you do it with an apple. It's it's like orange. Hey, it's like eating a watermelon slice, but it's a You leave the ride At least you don't pick out all the seeds one at a time dude takes two hours to eat it that way dude Hey, I gotta commend your wife for just going for it. That's I mean Nick is on her side, so that should tell you

Everything you need to know about it. You know what I mean It's important that you keep saying that. She loves you too. I love you, dear. I'm just doing most of this and I love you, dear. Hey, congratulations on the last chemo appointment though. I think that's really fantastic. That's really awesome. Unfortunately, your wife is a criminal. Yeah, absolutely.

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That's how people learn. Yep. At least go- And he's been through enough. Go do it in the other room. Yeah, there you go. Go do it in the other room. I'll take my chicken nuggets. I'll be right back

Yeah, you climb all the way to the back back Absolutely the one that faces away from yeah, yeah No, no one can see eating the skins in the inside of a pickle jump seat. Oh my god. Okay. Yeah, cool rules There you go. They're really trying to match him. I'm gonna get it. You're doing you're doing good close Neil Thank you so much for sending that in. Thank you for being a 100% fan Yeah, she does have a statement. Oh, okay. Oh, it's here. It live up to an impact statement. Yeah Based on that ruling her statement was fuck you that

Sounds right look right people are always happy. Yeah, you know rulings as a criminal expected Yeah, as a criminal. That's kind of what we expected most criminals don't accept responsibility Definitely well, thank you very much Neil. We don't she was also apparently qualified to run the country now, so okay There you have it all right. We'll do this for the glory no no no no someone has yep Uh let me decided it was us Neil is a 100% fan. You can become a 100% fan too at patreon.com slash 100% eat and you can gift a subscription at patreon.com

slash 100% eat slash gift. Whole thing is there. Get your friends in on this. Don't you want your friends to be a part of this freak show? Speaking of freak show, we have one more summons that we sent out. I think we should get to it. Nathan Olinger. That's Nathan. Oh, are you here? Nathan? Oh, okay. Juju said I like Neil before he became political. Okay. Nathan. Yes. Oh, there we go. Uh, Nathan. Yes. Oh, okay.

There we go. Nathan, would you like to, would you like me to read what you sent to the court or would you like to throw yourself at the mercy of the court here? I would like for you to read it. Okay. Hello, my distinguished and beautiful lords. We're lords now. Okay.

Yeah, he looks like a lord I first would like to congratulate you on not dying. Thank you My food dispute is a simple one, but very disputed in our home this one. I'm gonna gag through I Eat at who I eat raviolis from the can okay? That's okay Well more so drink them from the can as I do not use any type of utensil to eat them. Okay. My wife feels that this is barbaric behavior. Mm-hmm. Oh, but I see it as saving water from having to wash dishes and the ravioli is perfectly fine to eat at room temperature. It's true. If anything, I'm being environmentally friendly. Just help me settle this dispute

I appreciate whenever someone's talking about a food crime. They talk about any Well, I'm kind of like an environmentalist cuz that's why you started doing yeah sure sure Nathan let me ask you is there a particular brand of ravioli you do this with or just oh yes absolutely a shop where I do Okay, we all know original not many Correct yes, okay. There are many raviolis in a can yeah that sounds even worse. I'll be I'll be honest I am it down your throat. I would imagine it'd be easier to slurp if there are minis Glide right down, so you're saying room temperature. I take it you don't you don't cook it

You just crack the can open and start slurping. Oh Yeah, absolutely Especially we have a newborn now about a month old so those 2 a.m. Feedings when you're hungry I give him his bottle and then sort the rollies have you ever Have you ever mixed them up by accident? Give it in the ravioli Not that I know of, but maybe. Do you chew the ravioli?

Or does it just go right down? Um, I'd say one out of three just goes right down. This sucks. That is so vile. I'm gonna be honest, I'm on board with this. WHAT?! Now, they're fine from the can. The

environmental angle you know it's an interesting argument and also he's not using he's not turning any dishes you know. He's not touching the meat and licking it. Right into the bin afterward yeah I mean. Hey look if you took those raviolis and you heated them and then you let them sit for a while and came back later and ate them as they're sitting out as I do sometimes or as Nick may know when your children don't finish their food yeah you know I'm always eating room temperature or cold spaghetti meatballs because I forget to get the little fucking microwavable thing and I get the regular size can and then they eat half of that if you're lucky and then I go I'm not going to throw this away and so I'll just stand there and I'll I'll like every time I walk through the room

I'll take a couple bites get meatballs and I'll leave it Lindsey go throw it away go I'm not wasting that okay This is that just from the can and also I was saying I like to drink tomato soup you just crack it up You see me always I? Don't know I'm I don't do this but I could see myself doing I just might be the appeal my only problem is I know there's a little lip on the can yeah yeah do you ever have to like stick your finger in to like get it out well it's like there's like that rim where it's not like a cup we're gonna just

pour out yeah and so I feel like do they ever get like stuck like what's your technique of really slurping them out of there You just you just have to time it really well There it is Eric likes that even more make sense. Have you ever cut your tongue on the camp? Yeah? Okay Could also be him that's what I'm saying much like not being immune to E. Cola E. Cola you could be immune to tongue cuts It's it's a lot of people in the chat posting a picture of Heath Ledger's the Joker with a picture of Chef Boyardee beefy ravioli and it says

I I personally think I would do this with minis. Yeah, but I understand. Yeah, less tonguing you. You're cutting to the chase. Well, I don't know about that, because if you do have to tongue them out, you're getting more surface area on the large ravioli. Maybe that's why the technique works better. I feel like I would get fed up,

and I'd start sticking my finger in and kind of scraping it out. Yeah, yeah. But that's okay, because it's not sticky. It wouldn't bother and you're helping the environment I'm helping the environment that's why I do everything I do mm-hmm yeah so does he apparently yeah it's a for the environment this one makes trying to think if there's any other questions I have I don't have any questions it's a makes me sick it seems

like a fairly it's really a fairly victimless crime except Eric, which you know does that even count or is it better come on? I think I think it's a plus honestly There's something about tilting a can of ravioli I Would never do this it is like I ever do you ever get like sauce spillage on you have you ever like oops? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, do ever get like sauce spillage on you have you ever been like oops? Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah, do you ever get sauce spillage on you? Um so far not yet. No not how long have you been doing this is this a new thing you've been doing this a long time

Probably for about 15 years Yeah, okay, it's a no cuts no sauce. Yeah, Nathan is what he's doing. Yeah, you seem like a seasoned vet Yeah, I mean a criminal that's been getting away with it for this long. It just why stop Yeah, it just means they're really good. Why stop? Yeah, how how do the people in your life feel about this when they see you do it? What was it I'm sorry how do the people in your life feel about this when they see you do it They all think I'm weird anyway, so just by Okay, oh this guy. Oh, he's doing the thing with the chef boy ID. He's eating his ravioli. He's tonguing it As Dr.. Robot tomatoes said earlier we rim it in here

Nick really like that one We rim it in here Well, but um what's the official ruling for Nathan Nathan I Think the food court is going to allow you to continue this You know I was ready for a split decision. Yeah, I know yeah, Jordan. I would never do this myself But it seems pretty victimless. You're not doing any more work. It's going straight from the can from the candid gods now It is already cooked. Yeah, and and Eric hates it which is a bonus. I hate it so much and food court rules Nailed it got perfect that thank you so much. Thank you for thanks for supporting and thanks for sending that in we really appreciate it You do very well um somebody had photoshopped a picture of two cups of boba and one of them had chef Boyardee over the top But it's the same really worry tooa, it's the same thing.

Worry too much. I'm going to go slurp ravioli. No! A lot of pickle erics coming in. Oh my god. Um, well I think that might do it for food. I have one more that I can read and it's very quick. Imagine what you can do to a can of Arnold Palmer.

Let's do a little swift one here. Watch, we can do this. It'll be a speed ruling and we can cut it into a short. Oh, okay? 100% hang on three two one one hundred percent eat food court speed ruling this is from say face jam shut up three two one one hundred percent eat speed ruling sock

100% eat food court speed ruling this is from Christopher E Is cereal with juice a good idea like corn flakes with apple juice? That's his example No, what you? Adult should not ever be consuming apple juice I don't understand why it's a thing that is not be a thing that's a whole other can't all other thing that we can't get into and there it's a can of uncooked ravioli's uh-huh but you certainly shouldn't be put in your cereal come on why apple juice and cornflakes yeah a mad apple juice should not exist outside

of there's a reason why everyone uses milk it works. What's the ruling? Don't do it. Go to hell. Awesome! This has been 100% Eat Food Court. Thank you to the honorable judges, Michael and Jordan and Balef Sauce Monkey, who is also a judge for this one. He was the Balef? He did a terrible job with that. Yeah.

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Thanks for watching, thanks for supporting us, thanks for sending in your food crimes. Don't forget, you can send them in. If you get your priority submission, if you become a member, support us on Patreon. Right now, that's the only way to submit. Yeah, dude, it is the only way to submit and we still have so many, but we're prioritizing those who are supporting us. Thank you. And we're looking to do more of these so we can get through this. That's why we have this space. Eric's going to try and do one faster than nine months Yeah, well we have this space and we can do it now and the audio will work

The audio will work will it for real here's the problem also He said at the end he did nothing and then it just started working that's worse than saying I figured out why it didn't work That's just means gonna happen again next time Goddamnit. Just wanna say, the arc of history is long, but it bends towards monkey justice. That's true. Well thank you for watching 100% Eat Food Court. The case is closed. And then do the hammer. And then as we say here, get schlonged. Not our best work.

No. Do you wanna get some to get some cinnamon and chili? Yes, do it. I'll go with you Nick get us out of here How do I do it that's a great way to end yeah, that's good Can you end the event It's a little bit of brassica okay, you did it