100% Eat - Nick Gets to the Point - Ride Along Denny's

Episode Date: May 29, 2025

Our Heroes are beating around the bush and Nick is diving in head first. We had to go to 2 different Denny's and still couldn't get seated right away? Very weird. Enjoy this road trip where Nick schlongs everyone. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Now this is where the video starts. Yeah, hell yeah. Oh, that's pretty good. That's real nice. That's real nice. That's lined up, honestly. Crane. Crane. There you go. Just a hair left. That's perfect. You got time.

That's it. Oh, that's it. A winner? A winner off the rip? Dude. Dude, Michael, do you realize how many plays you have left? One? Oh. I went to the Jersey Shore a lot. There you go. Back in a thousand.

Dude, you gotta pick what you can win first. What else, what's next? I'm just saying, that's the most important part. Keep going, man. The most important, shut the, you got more. I'm gonna go. Check it out. The most important part is what's possible.

There's more. You gotta start with reality. You're not my kid when I have the camera. You can't get what you can lead. Boomerang? Can we get the... I'll go for the boomerang. Maybe the leaf?

Tanuki leaf? That seems hard. That one does seem hard. Dude, if I get the boomerang out of the way... Yeah, then we can do it on the next go. You gotta try to figure out where the claw's gonna land. Yeah. You've got seven seconds.

I think a little closer to us. Just the hair. You've got four seconds. Two. One. Oh, one. Oh god here comes Oh see it wasn't gonna close they didn't want to close Yeah, I can maybe try this green. Yeah. Yeah, try that I like that It's a good one, too No, it doesn't have a bottom. It's just that cancerous

There there are all things that are Mario adjacent No, not a toad skull, but like not quite Mario, but also Super Mario in the back. The dice block is cool. That's Mario party That's like your thing. That's my thing dude. It seems hard, dude. I think from this angle looks like you need to get a little closer to you. Yeah yeah yeah. Oh three seconds, two seconds, here comes, here's the drop. Oh a tiny little adjustment right at the end and it almost...

Okay okay we got more credit, we got more credit, this is tough. This is tough but we know we got we already got a winner guaranteed. First first win is good. Yeah. What are you doing? Oh it's going back to the middle or something. It's going crazy mode. That was crazy. It's the sighting for you. Yeah. I think it positioned it a little good. Yeah. What are you doing? Oh, it's going back to the middle or something. It's going crazy mode. That was crazy. It's the sighting for you.

Yeah. I think it positioned it a little better. Yeah. Honestly. What do you think, Jordan? I think a little towards us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, this is a good angle to be looking at.

Yeah, this is good. Do it. You're powered up by dirty sodas. Let's do this. Like, oh. Oh! Dude, that was soas. Let's do this thing. Oh! Dude, that was so good. It's this little blue boon that's in the way. Just cut the video out in the first one.

Okay. And then cut to us now. Cheering. Hell yeah. You know what? It even sucks. It's the lame Super Mario party where it only goes to six. I know, right? Because I guess they can't. Realistically put ten. Yup. Three, nope.

Hey. That's pretty good. It could be a nine. Yeah, that's a nine. I count it, I count it. We're in the car. Hey huh. Movie magic.

Two movies. I just wish, as fun as this was, I just wish something could happen What are we gonna talk about does that say do not enter? Yeah, go that way you didn't see that You didn't see that guy enter anyway Oh my god The exit honestly I fucked up guys now something happened. I can't believe it now we have a podcast What an unfortunate mistake. Yeah, you were I really blew it Now something happened. I can't believe it. Now we have a podcast. Wow.

What an unfortunate mistake. Yeah, you were in trouble. I really blew it. We were worried that we'd have nothing to talk about today, but now we are safe. Only you can report Eric to local authorities. Whoa. Get him.

Get him, get him, get him. Get him, get him. Officer, I'd like to show you this video podcast. I listen to a podcast and I have a lot to say about this. Are we even in Austin? What are you going to do about this guy? This is Austin. Okay.

Just ask questions. So there's the Denny's or something, right? So right over here. Yeah, the red Robin. We decided to get some morning slop at Denny's. It is 12.19. And the first Denny's was so crowded, we had to go to a different Denny's.

Which we were really hoping that it wasn't the Denny's. Well, we were hoping that all the cars in the parking lot were going to the bang motel. Yeah, that was. Yeah, the hour lock. They weren't. I don't even know if it's paid by the hour, it's paid by the minute at that point.

Maybe it was both. Maybe they're banging and then Denny's. Oh, Grant Slam and Grant Slam. Oh, work up a sweat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Get your hock slopped. Yeah, dude. It's a tip in both places.

Yeah, I was gonna say, sometimes you just go to Denny's for both. Sometimes they just don't stop sucking. All right. So. What? Everyone's making like a fun, Nick's like, that's right, suck it, dick. Oh, I didn't stop sucking. All right. So what everyone's making like a fun, Nick's like, that's right. Suck it, dick.

Oh, I didn't say that. You want cock for breakfast? Go to Denny's. We're gonna pound all your holes with our dicks. That's what I said. We're all kind of around the, around the fringe being like, boy, and he's like, yeah! Yeah, hammer me!

Hammer me till I scream! Who's photo? Oh shit! So we go, surely this is an anomaly, it's Tuesday. Uh-huh. At like 11. Like 11. Like 11am.

Yeah, 11ish. Uh-huh. So we went to 38. At like 11. Yeah. Yeah, 11-ish. Uh-huh. So we went to a completely different Denny's, all so crowded. So crowded. 15 minute wait. And a Denny's in this day and age. 2025.

And it was so hot. It was so fucking hot. We were like baking out that window. Especially the waiting lobby right in the front. Yeah. They have all the windows just magnifying sunlight Yeah, basically a greenhouse It's I went outside and it was genuinely cooler because there was a breeze and I had the shade of the overhang of the building

Oh, and it was just a sweat box in there But but we got a see Nick showed us a bunch of things where things used to be Yeah, yeah, there was a map. Hey, he wouldn't let me sit down. Jordan asked. These are car captains, but not a car. Yeah, we were sitting underneath like an old, tiny aerial photo of downtown Austin. Downtown Austin.

And we were like, all right, let's see if we can find where everything is because there was nothing to get your bearings on. There was no Capitol building. You could barely see the river. Yeah. We figured it out though. Yeah, we got it.

We saw Lamar. We can see where the power plant was, Lamar Congress. Don't worry guys. We figured it out. We saw where the old RT office was. We might have to go to Zoo-Cade. Holy moly. Zoo and Arcade?

It's right here. What? This used to be a golf Smith. What the fuck? How did you? Go back to Denny's you put it on the map. Mark the map. I want Nick to get like one of those projector overlay

pieces of plastic. Yeah. And put a marker all over that map. Okay. Where everything is. Oh, new show. New show. Where was this?

I feel like that's this show. This show is that show. We're doing now. Mark that. It's just you with graphics. Yeah. Driving down the freeway going, oh! That used to be a golf sniff?

It was a golf sniff. We did a lot of radio remotes there. What is a golf sniff? They make golf clubs, they have a driving range. Oh. Now it's a hologram zoo and arcade. Yeah. A hologram zoo. Doesn't't mean pictures. I guess so

I'm not really sure. Is that a TV screen? Yes, it's just a bunch of TV's, a bunch of 32 inch You can go walk in and it just has all the cages and they just have a QR code It just shows you a picture of the animal on your phone. Yo, switch it to the giraffe change. You guys are sitting down, Nick was pointing out the map, there's a gap in between you, could not care less about what was happening. But then Eric was taking pictures, as he does for the show. Dude.

So I thought, oh, I'll sit in, move over. And I was like, Nick, I was like, scoot over. Just kind of tap him. Move over, move over. And then I started tapping him on the shoulder. He still didn't move and he's like, I'm showing Jordan. I was like, I know, move so I can take a picture. He was like, oh. Then he scooched over.

What are you saying? Yeah. Yeah, well, I mean. He was just like, he was like, Michael, you don't understand what I'm doing. Yeah, you don't. I'm not just fucking around. I'm teaching.

This is important. I'm teaching. It's a dying art. AI is taking over. That's right, that's right. And I was like, can I sit down so we can take a picture of the fucking podcast?

And he forgot we weren't there for fun. Right. And then you sat down and immediately it's like, he forgot what was happening. And he just went, Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael. Michael, look, look, look. Michael, look. Look at it.

But even though we went to a different Denny's, this Denny's also had a fun zone. It did. And thank God. Thank God. And that's the Denny's also had a fun zone. They did and thank God Thank God and that's the beginning of this video is the fun zone, baby. We love a fun zone Yeah, I was that at the beginning. Yeah. Oh, yeah Oh, yeah ice block, but it's the shitty one that only has six. Oh Well, I like when it defies the laws of nature right somehow it has ten and yeah, dude. What's up? What are you gesturing at?

Trying to get to where we need to go. Don't make me throw this dice block at you while you're driving, because it could speed you up or slow you down. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Slow go. We're fine, we're just gonna go past him. He's fine for now.

Driving in the show always, it's fine. And we meet a lot of fun people on the road. Oh yeah. This should really work out for us. We ever met a fun person? Yeah, sometimes. Remember the one guy we were on the road, we're actually off in the same spot. The one guy that was kind of like not sure

about what lane to take. Oh yeah. Yeah, that was a lot of fun. I mean, you said that. Remember the fun guy we met that crashed in a gracious car? Oh yeah. Yeah, that guy was really cool.

And then I was like, Eric, you gotta talk to this guy. Yeah, you do. Remember cool. And then I was like, Eric, you gotta talk to this guy. Yeah. Remember the mascot of Brady in Texas? This, like, when you meet real world people, yeah, we had that conversation of like, this guy is a real person. This is a real person.

Well, I totally forgot about that guy until I was watching the behind the scenes. Yeah. Doesn't have insurance. Not sure he's got a license. My buddy will fix it for you. Yeah. And't have insurance. Not sure he's got a license. My buddy will fix it for you. Yeah. And it's just.

That's most people. Yes, that was Gracie's first experience, I think, with dealing with like a real person. And it was nice that we were there to help her get it sorted. Cause I don't know how you sort that if you're not used to dealing with real people. Yeah.

I was glad I could pass that on to you. Yeah, I was ready for like a little bit of real person. This is some good stuff. Oh, it's okay. They had their blinker on drifting to the right. Yeah. And now they've committed. They've committed.

That's probably the best we've seen. I was also skimming through the road trip movie. Yeah. And I'm so glad we had video of those old women taking pictures. Oh yeah, that's right. I'm so glad we had video of those old women taking pictures with us. I didn't know we had footage of that. I was so excited to see that.

Also very cool haircut from me. Dude, it's hard to watch. That haircut is wild. I think it's the best Michaels ever looked. I thought it was easy to watch. Easy on the eyes. It was easy for me. I didn't have to look at it.

I think I kept saying that too. Like on the road trip. Like I forgot that it was like that. Right. You'd see yourself in the mirror and be like, whoa. You looked like every early 90s kid that like was like a bully in a movie. Yeah, dude.

Like just very elementary school looking. But way more like wavy curly hair. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, dude, it like just very elementary school looking but Way more like wavy curly hair. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, and that's why I was like those kids that didn't usually poof so much Yeah, uh-uh. I had a crazy long mullet that poofed. Yeah, they just kind of fall. Yeah, Joe dirt style He never yeah, it was just like it was real poofy. I use what God gave me He's not speeding up. They're great the guy. Yeah It was real poofy. I used what God gave me. He's not speeding up. He did great.

The guy, yeah. Hang on. This is fun. Hang on, hang on. I think, dude, please turn right. Hang on. Oh, this is it. Don't turn right.

No. Yo, Burlington coming soon. Oh, Ghost Factory. That's what Capital Plaza needed. We definitely need those here. They were slowing to read the sign. Yeah, they went inside. Burlington.

The guy I forgot about was the dude in that first time we stopped at just to get gas. Yeah, uh-huh. And I guess Ray had the camera out or something. Yeah. And this guy sees, they're making a movie. Uh-huh. Come on over here. I'm the honorary mascot of this town.

That was fucking crazy. I remember. That was just like, oh, this is how this trip's gonna be. I think he was talking about like, he was appreciative of us like filming the town. Yeah, we're gonna put it all back. I think he called it bringing commerce to Brady. Yeah, and that's what we did. We're using your gas station.

That's what we did. And we bought snacks. Well, yeah. Two. Maybe a Coke or two. It's just what we do, bro. Gave him the face jam bump. Oh, I thought that was something different. He doesn't get that.

That's time sand. That's in La Raya. No, love it. Yeah, you're right. Bone. Bone. As long as we don't go back to Amarillo, I don't care. Yeah, I agree.

Amarillo is such a tiny part of that. Yeah. I watched that part through. We're like, we're going to Amarillo. I don't care. Yeah, I agree. Amarillo is such a tiny part of that. Yeah. I watched that part through, we're like, we're going to Amarillo. Then we looked at the cars and then we left. And I was so angry. All the good stuff made it in. Yeah.

Where we're mad at Amarillo. Oh, I just mean like, I knew there wasn't footage, but it's like the woman at the bar. Oh yeah. Just thinking about her. She should have been rolling. We started talking about Amarillo

and I was getting mad watching. I have to drive back through there again this year. I would avoid it if you could. You just kept driving? You got in and out? It's small. No, yeah, it's definitely small. As long as you don't get sucked into the alert.

Yeah, it feels big and kind of trapped. Should I stay? Yeah, the alert. Is there any way out? I'm here now, what if I give up? It's like that- It's just, that's the feeling you have. It's why it entrapped so many people. It's like that casino in Percy Jackson,

like the white Lotus or whatever Lotus or whatever. And they're just like, I forget time. Yeah. And we won't live here forever. That's Amarillo minus fun. Yeah. It's not cause you're having fun. It're just like, I forget time. And we want to live here forever. That's Amarillo minus fun. Yeah, it's not because you're having fun. It's just like a horrible, It's because of dread.

miserable life. And you're like, but I stay? But I stay. But I stay. I know, I'll just go to the bar and go, I'm part owner. Do you believe me? Do you believe me?

God, do you believe me? See that door? I could open that door. Do you want to bet? Hey, I got my keys right here. Keep interacting with me. Keep interacting with me. I have a key.

Don't stop interacting with me. Andrew and Ray, both dead. Do you think I can open that door? I'm 40. Do you think I could open that door? I don't know. I don't care. What?

Listen, do you know who I am? God, no. Listen, I love this podcast because we're never gonna stop beating this dead horse of how much we hated Amarillo. I never wanna stop talking about it. I never wanna stop talking about it. I'm sure there's people out there that are like,

oh my God, they're talking about it again. I don't give a fuck. It's deserved. It eats away at me. Huge. Sometimes. Sometimes it comes up like I'm having night stream and it's like actual problems and then Amarillo pops up

and I'm like, man, then Amarillo pops up like man I forgot that was even in there yeah I just hate so much you just what a fucking place you're rummaging through the other things you hate it's like oh man this fucking thing dude let me be save my soul yeah I got it I gotta push this down deeper it's gonna be there forever I can't make it go away Very nice And we're back update cockroaches dead You guys wanted to update on the cockroach Yeah, I mean we were talking about it. I feel like you didn't make it back. It would be

Kind of stupid, but we didn't update we didn't have anything to do with his death. No. No, yeah. We showed up. And he's dead in the bathroom? Yeah, he's upside down in the bathroom. I bought Roach Killer, forgot to bring it. But maybe he just knew I had it.

Yeah. Took himself out. Take himself out the game. He was like, oh, I can't go home. I can't go here. He pulled out his metal bones and killed himself Cool. Fuck yeah, that guy was going like 70. Yeah, they're rocks. I mean he's making up for the other six drivers 25. Jordan will you lock that? He's running from that woman in Amarillo. Yeah, I'm kidding

He can't be sure she hasn't lost him yet. Hey check it out Yeah, that looks good there. I like that. Burger gauntlet doc. Oh, that looks good. Yeah, that's a big fan Yeah, so now it looks now it looks like this board is dedicated to burger gauntlet Waited dice wait is waited. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's how we got it wait a day. I mean look Closet now it's filthy nuts close that would have been funny that would have been nuts what we're full of denny's do you guys want to do an episode? not really what do you mean?

only because we have to stop what is this? you weren't filming me at all you were filming michael over there why were you filming me looking at the light sign. When the burp happened. You were filming Michael over there. When the burp happened. Why were you filming me looking at the light sign that's like wobbly? Because it's popping out.

Oh it is. It is popping out. That's what I was looking at. That's what I was looking at. You asked him a question. You did? I don't know. Deflecting.

Michael look. I'm looking. Look at the camera. Hello. Get out of here. Bye. Bye.