100% Eat - Nick Sucks It Down - Ride Along Wendy's

Episode Date: July 10, 2025

Michael stops at Popeyes and is disappointed but Nick shows you how to drink soda without a straw. Why does he do this? Why did he do this? Why would anyone do this? It also storms really suddenly and we talk about our live show. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There's regular cold and then there's the mountains are blue cold. Mountain cold refreshment. Coors light. The chill choice. Celebrate responsibly. Must be legal drinking age. The backups bro. We're leaving Wendy's. Leaving Wendy's. Yeah dude. The whole car school is like talking to you. That's the face that I made when I grabbed the food. Nick's like, are you okay? And it's because I got a whiff of what we're about to eat. And it is overwhelming.

So look at this thing. This is what we're about to eat, Nick. Oh wow. So the question was, is it a spicy chicken sandwich? And I assume, I don't know. Fucking Fuego, everything's on fucking fire. It better be. Yeah.

It'd fucking better be. What the fuck, if they put all the fuego on the takis, I'm gonna freak out. We've had that happen a couple times before though. I know, I know, I know. There is precedent. Well the spicy sandwich from Popeyes was only spicy because of the sauce.

Yeah. It's true. And I just ordered it like the fuego's taki meal is all I said. So however it came is whatever we got. Because I don't know what it is. And then they just give you bags of Takis. They give the guy, and he would not let me leave without getting those Takis.

You know what the smell probably is? It's whatever they put on these fries. That's the surprise. Yeah. I thought it was the Takis. So for the bag. Well, it is. I realized the bag contains it.

So I still have never had the spicy Popeyes chicken sandwich. How's that possible? I was sick the episode that we did it. Also was it also I wasn't alone. I was going to say, yeah, we did. Yeah, but I'm just saying outside of it, you've never like, you don't, do you eat outside the show?

Is that why you're always like freaking out? Do you eat? Yeah, I eat. Are you allowed to eat normally? Yeah, I eat. But if I'm going to Popeyes, I'm going to be getting something else. Okay.

Yeah, I eat. Straight up chicken. Straight up chicken. I'll be honest, I got Popeyes the other day and I was sorely disappointed. Oh, that's a what, really? Yeah, I was like, this sucks Yeah, I eat straight up chicken. Whoa, eat all the time. I'll be honest, I got Popeyes the other day and I was sorely disappointed. Oh, that's a, what, really? Yeah, I was like, this sucks. I shoulda got some else.

What'd you get from Popeyes? Yeah. It's like chicken tenders or something. Oh, yeah. And I was just like, it's not that good. I didn't feel like dealing with the bone mess. Yeah, I'm sure. I'm on the bone is way better.

I was at my house. But the bones are so good. I know, but I was at my house. But I'm with you. I was like, I was eating in my bedroom and it went like messy fucking chicken bones everywhere. That makes sense. Messy chicken bones.

That took him to the night stand. Well no, Lindsay was doing that. That didn't work. Uh, Lindsay, get off for the messy chicken bones. Excellent. We're in the bedroom, we're eating raccoon style. We're stashing the chicken bones wherever we want. No, I somehow eat normal style in the bedroom.

Like I don't have an, I have it over on the dresser, and I'll get a plate, and they'll eat off the plate, and then put the plate back over on the dresser when I'm done. Then the next time I leave the room, I take all the trash downstairs. Yeah, sure, there you go.

Then there's also a nightstand message. Hey, Michael, can you do me a favor? Can you grab the phone from Nick, and Nick, can you show people how you drink your fucking soda? Well, this isn't normally how I drink it, but I wanted to keep the lid off. How is it not normal? Normally, I would grab the phone from Nick and Nick? Can you show people how you drink your fucking soda? Well, this is normally how I drink it, but I wanted to how is it not normal? Normally I would take the lid off. Okay, so hang on hang on hang on.

Okay, what? He had no straw. Hang on, he's walking out and I said no straw. You gonna get a straw? And you're like, no, I don't need one. No, I don't like straws. Okay, I don't like straws. So then he was just saying I don't normally drink it like this and I was thought he was gonna say normally does use a straw.

No, he's saying he has two different no straw methods. Yeah, I mean the normal one. He's got the tea method. But this one I did because I didn't wanna drip things in Eric's car. I guess, okay, so the thing is that when he said normal style, he just took the lid off. Right, that's what I would do if I didn't use a straw.

But that's not what you were doing. Because I don't wanna spill it in his car. So just drink a little bit before you get in the car. But I'm holding the camera, so I have to be a little more diligent. I'm helping this fool. Okay, he's helping you. Yeah you get in the car. I'm holding the camera, so I have to be a little diligent I'm helping this okay. He's helping you Sucking you made him suck like that. I was gonna Trace is sucking would like a straw hey

You know would really help me out in this situation him using a fucking straw. I don't like it. I don't like it I like that. I like the feel of the eye like Doesn't like straws, but he doesn't like making a mess in't like that. I like the feel of the I like doing doesn't like straws But he doesn't like making a mess in your car. This is a happy medium. He's saying the weird Sucking through the fucking lid like a normal guy exactly. He's sucking the teeth of his Wendy's piss He's saying tea. Also. There was a guy in there that was a fan and he watched Nick do it Yeah, and I watched that happen live. He did and then I heard there was a guy in there that was a fan and he watched Nick do it. Yeah. And I watched that happen live.

He did and then I heard him say, I don't think I like the show anymore. Yeah, he made him watch Nick fall down the stairs and then he watched Nick suck the teeth. Yeah, that's pretty funny. Well, how often do you get to watch a video of ours that Eric shows you on his phone? Yeah, oh, and then he was watching everyone argue

at the soda machine and I looked at him after I got my soda and I went, see, it's not just for the show, it's like this all-definition. I was not everyone argue at the soda machine and I looked at him after I got my soda and I went, see, it's not just for the show. It's like this all the time. I wasn't arguing with anyone. I was having a spirited debate. I was having a fun conversation with my friends. With our friends.

Why is it raining? What's going on? Because there is that. It's 93. What's happening? Look up ahead where it's sunny. It's so sunny up there. It's supposed to rain tomorrow and the next day maybe. Really?

Maybe. Has it going to rain like this where it pours and then stops? Yeah. I don't count that as it rained today. It's still raining. Yeah. It's not a rainy day. Yeah, bitch.

It's still raining. Summer rains. If you say it didn't rain rain he's fucking coming for you kill you in my straw you don't have you don't have a straw in my pocket what did you do I was about to stab you with my straw I was like we all have think of the turtles I shut up you said specifically you don't give a fuck about the environment I didn't say that I said that for him. He was saying that for him. And he did not. I said no. He didn't know. I said no You weren't listening. No, I hate them

I'm sorry You probably said no and I wasn't listening as you were fucking not standing in the middle again, and then you go what it? Stand in the middle stand on the end. It's also confusing Every single time we ever take a goddamn picture you stand in the end. It's all so confusing. It is confusing. Every single time we ever take a goddamn picture, you stand in the middle. It's not confusing at all. Rain stops. Well, why do we do that on the show?

Yeah, rain's over. Now it's 90 degrees. There's four of us, Nick. There's no middle when there's four people. Well, interesting. New facts discovered. Yeah. I don't remember that.

No, Pythagoras over here. I got a theorem you can solve. Whoa, what? What? What? What? Is the answer to that your dick? Yes.

Yes, yes, yes. Solve my dick. Solve my dick, suck it, bitch. What the fuck? Fuck. I don't know. Dude, I think that fall down the stairs changed it. Again, now let's-

Yeah, it made it worse. Now let's take Nick, not even the whole ride, the last five minutes. What? And then let's think of Nick on the show. Yeah. Nick, you have anything to say? What?

What? I couldn't hear. I was sick. Everything. Everything. It was all bad. I couldn't hear, I was sick. The bar is far, we're tired.

I agree it was all bad. Come here, I was sick. The bar's far, we're tired. I agree it was all bad. No? I was mostly harassing Eric when Nick was doing the card reading. Yeah. Because we were on the end, we were on the welcome side. Yeah.

We'd kind of harass them a little bit and then they'd get their cards read. And Nick would do like a big thing every time as he tried to figure out what every card was and 80% of them still ended with, I'll kill you. No, it was like 75. He would come up with like something like that the card would show based on them and what they said in the interaction and then he said also yeah it was definitely like you're going to die at the beach and I'll kill you. What? Yeah a couple of them were Yeah, a couple of them were like, don't do this.

I like the guy who, I think the best one was, I don't know why this came up, but he mentioned vaccines or something. And then, like, he couldn't get vaccines. And then the card he pulled was like, the guy was full of swords. Oh yeah! Oh, he's gonna get 11 vaccines! I was like, you're gonna get a bunch of vaccines. So good. of swords. Oh yeah. Oh, he's gonna get 11 back. I was like, you're gonna get a bunch of vaccines. I like when Cameron came over the second we started, gave me a drink

and knocked it over. It was such a bummer. You would let up on it the whole time. Sorry it's wet. I kept stomping my feet and I had my snake stick. Yep. I thought I had someone handed me a snake stick. I'm gonna hit the floor with it. It's true. I was going to do it like a scepter I have my Fez you had your Fez and then almost every single person as they waited till they left as they walked away I would say sorry about Nick. He's not feeling And Nick would say stop saying Every time I felt better after the drinks

It did I did I did the alcohol healed me it did, I did. I did. The alcohol healed me. It did, magically. It did. Or made me forget. What the? Made him forget that he didn't feel good. It makes sense.

That happen with you a lot, Jordan? No, never. Did you forget your way to health? Yeah. As this is happening. Wait a minute, I thought I was supposed to be doing something. Oh yeah, I was supposed to be sick. Aren't you sick?

I guess I forgot. No, I just stopped was supposed to be doing something. Oh yeah, I was supposed to be sick. Aren't you sick? I guess I forgot. Oh, I just stopped hurrying. I just lost the game. No! I lost! Breaking news, McDonald's international menu items are vanishing. McPizza bites missing in Italy. Big Rosti stolen from Germany. Teriyaki chicken sandwich disappears in Japan.

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But then you remembered you have kids and now you spend every sunny day at water parks and petting zoos. So be it. We do the prep so you can get your you time back with freshly prepared ready for you dishes from Sobeys. As this is going on in the rear view mirror, I can just see Nick sucking the teat of a soda. Can't stop. No, he can't. He's so like troublesome. What? No, like for me, I would be so annoyed by that.

In a rear view mirror, it's insane. It's so much effort and so little liquid. It's just lifting your arm. And sucking. I'm talking about how much liquid is coming out. Oh, I see. Compared to a straw where you go, get the cup. A whole straw's worth.

You're like, there's three drops. There's three drops. I got three drops of soda. A little tiny nip. It's all good. Okay. I think Nick knows that it's like a bad move, but he's like committed. You just described Nick.

He has to. It's a bad move, but he's committed. I made my choice. You certainly did. Yeah. But bad move, but he's committed. I made my choice. You certainly did. But now you're arguing with everyone how it's the right choice. It is. If you just said it's the Nick choice,

it wouldn't really be that big a deal. It's a hill he wound up on. And it's like, I guess I'll die on it. It's a hill he wound up on. I built it, I'll die here. It's a hill he wound up on. He showed up with a shovel. He hit it up on a hill.

Guess I'll die. He started digging a hole. He climbed out of the hole, got on the hill. He's dying there. For the turtles. For the turtles. Stop talking about the turtles. I care about them.

Leonardo. Michelangelo. He's the worst. He's so annoying. No, fuck. No, Raphael's a bitch. Yeah, but he's a bitch for a reason at least he's trying to get shit done Mike he sucks fair point. He's just like whoa. I'm wacky. Here's the thing. He's like, I'm the funny guy

They're all kind of funny. Mm-hmm. He's just annoying. They're all be turtles. I hate them. They're turtles They are cool, yeah Jordan... I like Pythagoras. You're gonna suck Nick's serum in. There should be a whole Greek name counterpart to the change made Ninja Turtles. Odysseus. Oh my god. Dude. We should go swimming in that. Yeah.

You can get him into Nick the jump up there goes He just did a cannonball splash by splash. Yeah, they got a bunch of furniture. They got oh shit couch See if it looks usable usable. It looks fucking broken. Oh, dude, you want to get that dresser with no drawers? So sign me up. I don't know, it's like Colefort? Anyone know Carpentry? I guess I'll just park here. Yeah, I mean you could park where I parked. It's our driveway, I don't want to do that.

Yeah, okay. He doesn't want to do that. Let me know if it's some sort of party foul when I keep parking there. No, no, it's fine. I didn't think I was blocking you guys. I didn't also work here. You're totally fine. I just, I don't want to park my car.

Can you help me carry? What do you want? What do you want me to carry? Me, carry, help me. Okay. He just went, hmm. I was trying to debate about which one was best here. I gotta figure this out.

Do you want to hand me something? I did. No, I know, but I mean, you could have just handed me these guys. Sure, thank you. They are open,? I did. No, I know, but I mean, you could have just handed me that. Without the hood. Sure, thank you. They are open, so be careful. Ow, ow.

Oh yeah, he needed to hold onto his teat. It's not a teat, it's a cup. It's not a fucking teat. Stop calling it a teat. Yeah. It's not a teat. That dog's back. Not that dog.

Other dog's back. Hey, why is the garage open? I just opened it. Oh, okay. I wasn't looking. Oh, why is the garage open? I just opened it. Oh, okay. I wasn't looking. Oh, is this to save you from unlocking the door? I wasn't looking earlier? Yeah.

Yeah, it saves them from the embarrassment. Yeah, I think it was open when we left. Poop in the yard. Did you just say you pooped in the yard? No, there's poop in the yard. Did Nick poop in the yard? I don't know. No!

I may have stepped in Nick's poop. Rutt-Roe. Lock him out, lock him out, lock him out. I may have stepped in Nick's poop. Rutt row. Lock him out, lock him out, lock him out. Whoa, dude, that's the secret entrance. How'd we get in here? Should we go to our tiny table upstairs? Yeah, yeah, let's go upstairs. Or use our dining table?

No, let's go upstairs. All right, we'll go upstairs. Okay. Jesus Christ. It's the best idea. Guys, it's a small hallway. I guess it should be. Yeah. Don't show.

Careful, make one wanna fall down the stairs again. That's all right. That wasn't a fall, it was a slide. Hell of a slide it was. Yeah, looked great. It did look great. The mask saved my head. All right.

I don't think the mask did shit. See, we started building this out a little bit. We put some mini brands. I wonder if they make mini brand display cases, you know? Like really really small display cases. Yeah. Alright, so. Look into that.

Everyone got. Dude this is such a nicer spot to eat food than that last shithole. That roach infested fucking crap den. I mean there was one but that's all I need. These are the fries. Whoa. Let's see the fries, I wanna start complaining. You're gonna hate them.

I'm gonna fucking hate this. Oh my God. I'm gonna hate this, I know it. They're different fries. And I didn't even order anything extra. They're like thinner. I think it's gonna mess my stomach up too much. Oh God, wait, I thought we were putting on our own Takis.

No, no, no, it comes on it. Oh, the Takis are just. Oh, so comes on it and you get Takis? Why? Yeah, why indeed? Oh, yay. Here it is. Enjoy. yeah, why yeah, why indeed? Oh, yeah here it is Enjoy. Oh That looks hell. Okay. Well, we're gonna eat this thing Michael fucking hate it. It looks great. Check check these fries

I'm the fries. You're right. That's what spicy fries. That's spicy. They're so red They're very dry these are like, um, I got ranch. These are don't know. They're like- These are very dry. These are like- I got ranch downstairs. These are like Taco Bell nacho fries, but those are not dry. These are super dry Taco Bell fries. Should we get some ranch from downstairs? Yeah, go for it.

But in the meantime, we're eating this. Watch the episode. Did you eat it? I'm gonna fucking hate it. Oh God. Let's check this out. Or maybe I'll love it. 98 incoming.

Holy shit. Oh my God. Holy shit. What is that? I don't know. Oh well. You're about to find out. See you guys later.

All right, bye. Bye. I don't think you're gonna need salt Jordan. Yeah right. Fuck.